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Well, what do you think?
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Looks expensive.
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Yeah, it is kind of ugly, but I dig it.
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What's with the higher math?
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Monthly expenses.
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If I can sell three pictures a month of the bugle and maybe a video exclusive to Empire
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One, I think I can earn half my half of the rent.
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Don't sweat it, dude.
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Buy each according to his ability, two each according to his needs.
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Capitalism, baby.
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Actually, that's communism.
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Have you set foot in history class ever?
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It's early in the semester, bro.
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You ought to try loosening up.
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Skip a class once in a while.
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It's soul cleansing.
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As for the rent, well, maybe I can get you a job taking research photos for Oscorp.
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Then you can stop glorifying that murdering freak boy, Spider-Man.
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But I like taking news photos.
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Besides, not everyone hates Spider-Man.
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Hey, are you guys showing a movie on this flight?
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I'd love to see Black Hawk down.
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You pass with flying colors, Spider-Man.
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Emphasis on flying.
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Special Agent Roberts, FBI.
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That sucks.
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Some kind of test.
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And me without a number two pencil.
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We had to do something to lure you out.
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You're not exactly in the yellow pages.
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Yeah, well, I'm not bulletproof either.
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Blanks.
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You went to a lot of trouble.
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Because we wanted to meet with you alone.
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Your country needs you, Spider-Man.
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My country?
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As in the whole country?
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Otherwise, I wouldn't be here.
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Well, what do you know?
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How much do you know about international monetary transfers?
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I'm still trying to figure out how to dodge that Buck 50 service fee at the ATM.
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Last year, 90% of the world's banks went digital.
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That means all account transfers are sent via encrypted satellite transmission.
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We've learned that a superchip called the TX-1 was commissioned specifically to decrypt
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those transmissions.
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I don't have to tell you what that could mean to the world economy.
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Why I keep my money under the mattress.
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You know who commissioned the chip?
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All we know is a mob cryptologist named Bledsoe is putting the finishing touches on the TX-1
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as we speak.
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Still don't see where I fit in.
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Bledsoe's lab is on the 60th floor of a downtown skyscraper, heavily guarded.
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No way in for a biped.
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You want me to destroy the chip?
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I want you to save the planet from financial meltdown.
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Get the chip to us and we can figure out how to neutralize it in case any others show up.
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You scratch our back, we scratch yours.
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Spider-Man swallowed the bait.
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Sucked in the whole hero package like it was clean air, just like you predicted Kingpin.
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Poor little Spider-Man can't get no respect.
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What a rube.
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You make that pick up for me?
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If there's even one fry missing.
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Plus, I don't eat that crap.
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Good.
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Hey, you guys want to grab some grub?
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Can't.
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MJ and I have that all-important Professor Williams lecture.
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Hey, let's sit together.
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Maybe you can explain it to me.
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Peter, I'm not going to class.
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And don't give me that look.
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We all have our priorities, and it's lovely that yours is graduating mega-cum-loud and
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it's going on to be some sort of international brainiac.
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I actually prefer photography.
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But my priority is my acting, and I've got a showcase tonight at eight that needs rehearsing.
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No, sure, I get it.
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Your acting is important.
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I mean, you're going to be big someday too.
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Yeah?
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Yeah.
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And I guess getting a snack and inheriting a global empire is slacking off next to Nicole
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Kidman and Stephen Hawking here.
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So listen, maybe you guys want to come watch.
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There'll be all sorts of Broadway producers there, a couple people from Letterman possibly.
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Hey, I'll videotape the lecture for you so you won't miss anything.
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That would be great.
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Leave it to you to know exactly what I'm thinking.
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Tape the lecture?
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You do like this, girl, right?
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Is it that obvious?
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Oh, she doesn't care about the stupid lecture.
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She wants you to care about the showcase.
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She practically begged you to come.
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She asked both of us.
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I'll tell you.
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For a smart dude, you can be pretty clueless sometimes.
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I'll see ya.
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The dive bombing helicopter startled many Midtown residents yesterday.
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Not to worry.
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According to a call into our E1 newsroom, it was all part of a movie shoot.
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However, that doesn't explain the presence of Spider-Man interfering with the movie.
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I mean, am I good or what?
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Carry it with the UV for as long as it takes.
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Great.
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That's the one for me.
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That's the one for me.
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Hello?
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Hi.
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It's Peter.
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Parker.
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I've known you since the second grade, Peter.
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I know who you are.
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Right.
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I just wanted to call and say, "break a leg tonight."
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They still say that, right?
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I think now they say, "Don't screw up your lines."
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But that's sweet of you.
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Well, I know how much this means to you and how badly you want to do well.
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Not that you won't do well because you will do well because you're swell.
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What I'm trying to say is, I can't wait to see your show tonight.
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You're coming?
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I was hoping you would.
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Uh...
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I, uh...
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So, listen, maybe you want to come over before the show and, I don't know, help me run lines?
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Yeah, that would be cool.
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Cool.
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How about in an hour?
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Excellent.
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Uh... wait, I can't.
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I'm totally zoned out.
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I'm in the middle of chem lab and this teacher kind of has me up against a wall to finish.
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But you'll still be at the show.
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Absolutely.
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Listen, the professor's taking off.
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I've got to finish up, so I'll see you tonight.
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Bye.
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Good. It's time.
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Special delivery.
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Nice touch.
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You guys into Happy Meals?
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FBI protocol is none of your business.
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You got the chip.
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Where's Agent Roberts?
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Special.
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Agent Roberts has more important things to do than make pickups.
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Yes, that's why he's so special.
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You've done your country a great service, Spider-Man.
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Now, not a word of this to anyone.
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But the scratching of backs.
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We've only done half the ritual.
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I scratched yours and now...
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What about the whole world, knowing what a great guy I am?
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Give me a break.
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Curtain's up in five. You're in the second sketch.
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Then tell me when we're finishing the first sketch. I'm practicing.
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Maybe if you'd made rehearsals.
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I'll have you know. I had a very high-paying gig yesterday.
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Yeah, yeah. You're a mystery producer you've never met.
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What are you looking at? Never seen a real live actor?
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I've been scammed.
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Oh, my God.
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Limo. Limo. Gotta find a limo.
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Okay, listen.
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I mean, you two make a great-looking couple.
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Gotcha.
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I'm not sure which feels better.
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Becoming one of the richest men on the planet,
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or knowing that Spider-Man was the Duke who made it happen.
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Kingpin, he could still be a threat.
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Once he figures out what's going on, he's gonna know we'll need a satellite uplink.
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Even if he found out where, he'll never get past the mini chopper.
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Not when the ammo's real. He's a lightweight.
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We'll see about that.
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Nice of you to drop by.
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Not a problem. Will I be fighting any of your henchmen,
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or did you already eat them?
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Let's show him what he's made of.
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Didn't your mother tell you never to play with guns?
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Not very fair. A human spider against an unarmed man.
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Yeah, but each of your arms is the size of Brooklyn.
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Whoa.
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Yeah, uh, can I have the number for the local FBI office?
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I know how important your showcase was to you.
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I really wish I could have been there.
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I was there.
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I'm on again tonight, but don't knock yourself out.
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Oh, I won't knock myself out, I mean, 'cause if I was out, I couldn't be there.
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So you would ate?
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Okay, you're forgiven.
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You forgetting something slick?
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Ah, the notes.
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MJ, I almost forgot. I've got that bio videotape for you.
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Bring it with you tonight.
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Anyone else want coffee?
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Good.
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Deutsch 1, Germany. The Red Bank, Russia.
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The Royal Trust, England. Our own Federal Reserve.
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The financial institutions of the world, ladies and gentlemen.
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All waiting for the biggest digital satellite heist in history.
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Now that the TX-1 is ours, once my men finish installing the uplink,
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you can think of these as cash registers, dumping billions into our pockets.
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And thanks to America's stupidest superhero,
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the feds are hunting the wrong man.
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When will the uplink be ready?
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24 hours.
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How soon?
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You make it very, very beautiful. Takes time.
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Do you have anything that's just nice looking?
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Never gonna make it.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Mosely, FBI.
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So that's what an FBI badge looks like.
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I really have to be somewhere.
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You should've thought of that before you got your panties caught in the ring.
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That was you who called us yesterday, wasn't it?
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You gonna try to tell me this isn't the phone you used to call in that tip about Kingpin?
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No.
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Here's the guy you know.
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How long have you been in cahoots with Spider-Man?
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Cahoots? I don't think I'm in that with anybody.
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Oh, I think you are. Spider-Man steals a TX-1.
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You call up with this Kingpin shaggy dog story to send us sniffing the wrong mutt.
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I'm only gonna ask you once.
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Where do we find Spider-Man?
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Spider-Man and I don't exactly see eye to eye.
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If the TX-1 goes online, besides the ungodly sums that'll be stolen,
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it'll cost the world billions to re-encrypt all those transmissions.
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If that happens, you better pray I find Spider-Man.
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'Cause if I don't, I'm coming after you,
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and I'll be treating you as if you and Spider-Man were one and the same.
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Can I have my things back?
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What are you dabbling in next? Bioterrorism?
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I am so, so sorry.
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Not a problem.
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I honestly and truly was steps away from the theater when this SUV pulled up out of nowhere
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and these two men in black yanked me inside.
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Did they have a talking pug?
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I don't think they had animals. Turns out, they were FBI.
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Next thing I know, I'm on the extremely wrong side of the George Washington Bridge.
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If you didn't want to come, just say so.
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I did want to come.
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Fine, you wanted to come.
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Do you at least have that bio-video tape for me?
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Yeah, about that tape.
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Tonight's the last night.
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But why am I telling you? It's not like you'll be able to make it.
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The CIA might need you for some super special covert mission.
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FBI.
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Way to play hard to get, Romeo.
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Hello?
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What are you, some kind of wise guy giving us that useless video tape?
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But just so you know, this country's worst nightmare is about to come true.
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We intercepted a foreign communique an hour ago,
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confirming that a satellite uplink will be established today.
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Even if you found out where, you'll never get past the mini chopper.
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Uplink, right. I just remembered something that might help.
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Call me Dumbo.
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'Cause I'm all he is.
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My contact at Empire One heard that whoever really took the TX-1
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is using the same mini chopper that buzzed Midtown last week.
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That's gonna establish their satellite uplink.
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Dude, secret cell phone calls, making up stories late to class.
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Do we need to stage an intervention?
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No, no. That was the FBI.
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You've still got some influence at Oscorp, right?
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If you consider owning a controlling percentage of the company's stock influence,
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then I'd say yes.
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Then I'd say I need a favor.
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What's the holdup? Banks and Cairo will be opening soon.
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Just be a second.
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You can start by sparking up that mobile activation system.
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Not so fast, Tubby.
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Not hard to track that flying Cuisinart of yours, Kingpin.
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Yeah.
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Good to go.
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So long went the spider.
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FBI, hold it right there.
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That tip from our contact at Oscorp was right.
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Follow the chopper.
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Follow this, you asswins.
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No!
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This is where you get off.
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Think this is where we both get off.
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One word, liposuction.
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No!
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No!
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Too bad we lost Spider-Man. But this one.
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Yeah, okay.
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MJ!
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Oh my God, Peter. You made it.
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Covert mission ended early.
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You were really terrific.
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Really? I thought that I totally screwed up that college dorm scene.
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You'd never know.
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I... I didn't think you'd show.
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MJ?
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I mean, it meant so much to me, and then I thought,
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why was I obsessing over whether or not you saw me?
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You were terrific. You should be really proud of yourself.
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You blew away those Letterman people.
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Thanks.
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MJ, come on.
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Oh, yeah. This is for you.
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It's beautiful.
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