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這個世界上分成兩種人
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女人和男人
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所謂女子無才便是德
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貌美身材好就更加難得
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好像我們一樣就是好例子
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那男人就更加容易
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只要對他放一下電,撒一下嬌
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他馬上就會暈倒
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到時候你要風得風,要雨得雨
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明白嗎?
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明白,可是要怎麼做
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我示範一次給你看,你要看清楚
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好像不是這樣
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這麼難學,我怎麼學都學不會
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小蛛,你不可以這樣
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你要多花一點心思,用點感情
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來,我再示範一次給你看
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你幹甚麼
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我肚子餓死了,我要吃東西
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我不學了
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你現在已經是一個人
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不可以再吃蚊子
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你要學人的樣子,吃飯知不知道
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這樣吧,姐姐今天慶祝你修煉成功
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我帶你吃一頓大餐
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先求支籤
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姐姐
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姐姐
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姐姐,你在哪裡
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姐姐
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姑娘,我要關門了,你還是走吧
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我要在這裡等我姐姐回來
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你要等就到外面等
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總之你不要妨礙我關門
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不行
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萬一我走開,姐姐回來就找不到我
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我又不認得回家的路
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不管你等姐姐也好
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不認識路回家也好
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總之不要妨礙我關門,快走
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那男人就更加容易
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你只要對他放一下電,撒一下嬌
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他馬上就會暈倒
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你幹甚麼
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很新鮮的
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謝謝
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伸手就有,這個簡單
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謝謝
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錢呢
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錢,給錢
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幹甚麼
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把燒餅還給我,想白吃我的燒餅?
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幹甚麼,為甚麼
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我明明看到人家也是這樣
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就有東西吃,為甚麼我卻沒有
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好像很好吃
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很好吃
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妖怪一
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快下來--:
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蕊諾:湯器:
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師父說過
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一定要面露笑容,笑螞由人
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日行一善,積善積德
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這樣我就可以畢業
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日行一善,積善積德
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日行一善,積善積德
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有甚麼需要我幫忙,積善積德
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幫我擦鞋 好
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日行一善,積善積德,完成
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抹塵 好
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完成
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日行一善,積善積德
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謝謝
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日行一善,積善積德
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日行一善,積善積德
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在這邊--:
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打她一
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大家住手,不要打
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日行一善,積善積德
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猴子會說話,是猴子精
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不只會說話,還會唱歌
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唱首歌給大家聽聽
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( 大笨象會跳舞 )
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( 馬騙仔會上樹 )
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(狐狸會打跟斗 )
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(山豬山朋山羊 )
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( 山中有隻老羊 )
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( 剖見老虎發呀啞 )
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妖怪.快跑-
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猴子先生,真謝謝你
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其實是我要感謝你
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給我
我機會日行一善
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快點走吧,要不然又著麻煩了
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等一下,我的腳扭倒沒辦法走
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又多給我一個機會讓我做善事
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這次我一定拿滿分
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來,我背你
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(嘶啪你個哈喲咚 )
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( 大笨象會跳舞 )
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( 馬騙仔會上樹 )
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(狐狸會打跟斗 )
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謝謝你,不知道怎麼報答你
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不用跟我說謝謝
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我們三星觀期考
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師父要我們出來日行一善
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我才要謝謝你
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那你平常有沒有做善事
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善事不是常常做
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不過壞事就更少做
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今天做了善事 ,心裡覺得很舒服
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師父說得一點都沒錯
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對了,你叫甚麼名字
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我叫爆石
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爆石? 你呢
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問我? 我叫小蛛 小蛛?
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很好聽
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其實你很危險 ,又不會法術
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到處亂跑,被人發現
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真是(史啪你個喉啦咚 )
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那我旦不是永遠不能出去
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你不要走
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你走了,改天我出去
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又會被那些人欺負
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你可以先學會法術再出門
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不行,姐姐跟我說過
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修煉法術沒有那麼簡單
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最少要一百多年
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那我旦不是一百多年都不能出門
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我送你一樣東西
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你肯教我法術?
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不行,我現在還沒到教人的程度
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但是你拿著我送給你的東西
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改天你上街
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也可能會幫到你
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你趕快給我吧
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這是甚麼
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我的猴毛
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拿著我的猴毛 ,念著我的咒語
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保證你.""聽著
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( 嘰啥嘰嘰咐嘰嘰 )
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( 嘰啥啥嘰啥咐嘰 )
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( 嘰啥嘰嘰咐嘰嘰 )
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(嘰啥嘰啥.')
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(嘰啥)
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( 嘰啥嘰嘰咐嘰嘰 )
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( 嘰啥嘰咐啥嘰嘰 )
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( 嘰啥嘰嘰咐嘰嘰 )
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( 嘰啥嘰嘰咐嘰嘰 )
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( 嘰啥嘰嘰咐嘰嘰 )
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( 嘰啥嘰嘰咐嘰嘰 )
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焙
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積善積德,日行一善
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積善積德,日行一善
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積善積德,日行一善
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好可愛,他還會說話呢
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以後我把這條猴毛送給你
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如果你有危險,就立刻變出來
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它可以保護你
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那麼,要怎樣變回去呢
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你記住沒有
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(啥嘰啥啥嘰咐咐 )
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(啥嘰啥嘰啥咐咐 )
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(啥嘰啥啥嘰咐咐 )
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(啥嘰啥啥嘰咐咐 )
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(啥嘰啥啥嘰咐咐 )
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(啥嘰啥啥嘰咐咐 )
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(啥嘰啥啥嘰咐咐 )
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焙
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很好玩
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可是這根毛很小,很容易就不見了
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多給我幾百條嘛
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不行,那我不就變成無毛猴了
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這樣吧, 我教你
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你把它捲起來
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然後塞在指甲縫裡
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這樣就不容易不見了
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謝謝
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拜託你.""在我離開之前
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幫我一個忙行不行
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這本是我的日行一善紀錄簿
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是紀錄我們每天所做的善事的證明
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你幫我簽個名
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可是我不認識字
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這樣吧
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爆石,你以後一定要來看我,記著
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一定
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還記不記得
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( 嘰啥嘰嘰咐嘰嘰 )
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( 嘰啥嘰嘰咐嘰嘰 )
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小蛛,我回來了
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我帶了午餐給你
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姐姐,我們為甚麼要吃他們
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我們可以吃別的東西
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你已經修練成形了
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難道你還想吃蒼蠅
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你不吃這些妖怪
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我們的妖術
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又怎麼能夠提昇到另一個境界
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進去
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大師兄
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大師兄,我們被關起來很正常
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你法力高強也被關起來
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就有點不尋常了
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廢話少說
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恬空,你看你們幾個
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這麼快就起內辣了
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雖然我的法力沒你高強
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但是我勝在會動腦筋
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只要略施小計
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就把你們全部給抓來了
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你別跟我說話,我不是你的朋友
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你不是以前的小蛛
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甚麼,你是說我變了嗎
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我是變老了還是沒以前漂亮呢
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變漂亮,但是失去最重要的東西
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良心
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良心?
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良心一斤值多少錢
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你說你一定會再來看我,可結果呢
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我有來找過你
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你不在,我是不是永遠留在盤絲洞
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不回花果山
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現在隨便你說甚麼都可以
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如果你真把我當朋友
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怎麼不把真名告訴我,爆石
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我是從石頭裡進出來,怎會有名字
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孫悟空是菩提祖師後來替我改的
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這些都是我見到你之後的事
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我沒騙過你
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你不相信可以殺掉我
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但是不要連累我兩位師弟和師父
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恬空,為師非常謝謝你
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一路上盡心盡力保護為師
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為師父受了很多委屆
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現在還要被蜘蛛精釘著琵琶骨
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你不要再責怪自己了
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我也有不對
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常常不努力練功 ,又貪圖美色
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如果我不貪圖美色的話
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也不會令大家落得如此下場
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恬能,知錯能改,善莫大秀
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為師一點都沒有怪你
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師父,我經常對著法實
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我現在才知道,原來你才是個實
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老豬,我常常小看你
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你千萬不要生我的氣,對不起
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我沒有生氣,你小看我是正確的
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現在連我都小看我自己
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你看得早,我看遲了
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雖然我們師徒四人一起走向黃泉路
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但是難得大家都覺悟
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就算死,也有價值
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師父
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好徒弟
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你們少在這裡演戲博取同情了
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孫悟空,你又不是人
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想不到你居然這麼有人性
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真是可笑極了
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我是妖精
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但是誰說妖精沒有人性
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我還記得,我當年真心當你是朋友
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你是真心把我當朋友嗎
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你還記不記得
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你有甚麼東西留在我這兒,過來看
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死猴子,你又想玩甚麼花樣
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我被你釘著琵琶骨,你還不放心?
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過來
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過來
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還記得嗎,記得吧
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你還保留著它?
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當年我拿這本簿子回去三星觀
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給師父看
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他真的給了我滿分
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雖然他後來又給了我零分
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說我.."近女色
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我還是把它放在身上,為甚麼
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因為我珍惜你這個朋友
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因為這本簿子裡面
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有我跟你的
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回憶
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那你說我有沒有當你是朋友
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我現在才知道
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當年師父給我堆分是正確的
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因為我不是做善事,是在做惡事
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你令我
很失彰 ,刀
所
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總之我甚麼都不知道
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你別以為憑你幾句話就可以救唐僧
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我現在只想與天地同壽
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練成金剛不壞之身
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唐僧他是我的
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沒有任何人可以跟我搶
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你給我的東西我沒丟掉
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但是我給你的呢
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我知道你一定不會丟掉
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一寐會
定會留下來
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還記不記得那句吃語
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( 嘰啥嘰嘰咐嘰嘰 )
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( 嘰啥嘰嘰咐嘰嘰 )
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( 嘰啥嘰嘰咐嘰嘰 )
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( 嘰啥嘰嘰咐嘰嘰 )
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( 嘰啥嘰嘰咐嘰嘰 )
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( 嘰啥嘰嘰咐嘰嘰 )
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( 嘰啥嘰嘰咐嘰嘰 )
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( 嘰啥嘰嘰咐嘰嘰 )
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( 嘰啥嘰嘰咐嘰嘰 )
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( 嘰啥嘰嘰咐嘰嘰."' )
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焙
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積善積德,日行一善
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積善積德,日行一善/-
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你還留著我那根猴毛
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我就知道你並不壞
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你是修練的時候走火入魔
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回頭是岸
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我相信我沒看錯你
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放下屠刀,立地成佛
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施主,你還不覺悟?
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其實你很幸運
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沒甚麼人聽過我唱歌
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我跟你第一次見面你就有機會聽到
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還記不記得
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( 大笨象會跳舞 )
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( 馬騙仔會上樹 )
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(狐狸會打跟斗 )
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(山豬山朋山羊 )
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( 山中有隻老羊 )
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( 剖見老虎發呀啞 )
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爆石
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回頭吧,快回頭吧
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大師,從今天起
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我要封閉盤絲洞,專心修練
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等你們取西經回來
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消除我的妖氣,修成正果
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阿彌陀佛
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司空受了你那一刀,總算沒白受
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我們走了,小蛛
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爆石,我還是喜歡這樣叫你
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叫甚麼都行
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最重要的是,我們大家都沒變
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我等你回來 一定回來
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因為你日行一善的宗首
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而且積福修德
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所以我要給你一個證明 謝謝
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這本日行一善紀錄簿我不帶走了
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留下來給你
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我取完西經回來
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第一時間來看看
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你有沒有日行一善,好嗎
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好嗎
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好嗎
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走了
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我們走了
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到我了
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我親你-
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堪神:
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香爐檯,斜的
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石鼎,斜的
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板低,斜的
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這床是歪的
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這張桌子高低腳
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整間房子歪來焉去,怎麼能夠住人
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小師父,你有沒有走錯路帶錯房間
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沒有,這是最好的房,怎會走錯呢
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你跟我說最好
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學轉的話你好像聽不懂
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是不是要直話直說你才開心
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我的意思是說, 你不是吧
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讓我們住這個爛房間
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恬能,不能那麼沒禮貌
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不是,師父,是他們先沒有禮貌
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怎麼說我們過門是客
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怎能給我們睡這種房間
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你知不知道他是誰
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他就是我們當今大唐皇上的御弟
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唐三藏
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聖僧?
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你有甚麼證據
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你真是不見棺材不掉眼淚
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要證據,好,我就拿證據給你看
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刁能
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師父
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怎麼說我們也是出家人,不能說謊
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我要給他看看證據
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睜大眼睛
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看清楚,這是甚麼
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這是誰的印鑑,你認得嗎
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當今大唐皇上的寶印 ,看到沒有
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還不足下?
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調7
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在你面前這位
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就是我們年輕有為
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氣度不凡的年輕僧人
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就是大唐聖僧
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如假包換,怕了嗎
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你們稍等一下,我馬上回來
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真是不見棺材不掉眼淚
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我老豬不發威當我是病豬
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聖僧.""剛才真是食慢你了
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你千萬別見怪
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住持言重,貧僧打擾你了
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不打擾-
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寺院本來就是方便出家人
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何況我們都是佛門子弟
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聖僧,你要是不嫌棄
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你想住多久就住多久
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聖僧,我們坐下來慢慢聊
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坐下來談吧
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00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:57,044
你看他,笑面相迎
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跟剛剛的樣子完全是兩回事
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00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,309
比變臉還要快
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才不只呢,老沙,比變身還要快
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剛剛是個窮光和蛋 ,全身破破爛燜
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00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:07,925
現在珠光實氣,油頭粉面的樣子
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我總是覺得這個才和尚妖裡妖氣
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00:22:12,731 --> 00:22:14,961
大師兄,你太敏感了
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00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:17,469
甚麼人你都覺得妖,男也妖女也妖
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00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:19,304
怎麼說這裡是觀音寺
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00:22:19,705 --> 00:22:21,571
甚麼妖氣都被觀音淨化了
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00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:24,710
你道行不夠,就閉上你的嘴
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廣謀
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怎麼你安排他們住這麼破爛的房間
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還不趕快去換一間好的
422
00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:33,382
是,師父,我現在馬上去換房間
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不要緊,我們住在這兒就行
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不行""快跟我徒弟去吧
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00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:41,724
那我們就不客氣了,師父
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請
加田
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我幫你,老豬
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死肥豬,有好處就這麼勤快
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00:23:10,322 --> 00:23:12,222
今天晚上真是太豐富了
430
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如果剛才不是我
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拿皇上的名字出來壓一壓,亮一亮
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恐怕我們要睡柴房啃樹皮就慘了
433
00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:24,069
想起從我身上拿出皇上給的渡自時
434
00:23:24,803 --> 00:23:26,999
上前兩步,禁起馬步
435
00:23:27,539 --> 00:23:28,734
跟他大聲說
436
00:23:28,974 --> 00:23:31,102
你知不知道是誰的印鑑
437
00:23:31,677 --> 00:23:33,839
那股氣勢,老沙,先別倒茶
438
00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:36,542
膽小的人都被我嚇倒,你說是不是
439
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:38,145
人家是怕你這隻肥豬的長相
440
00:23:38,550 --> 00:23:39,244
你說甚麼
441
00:23:39,451 --> 00:23:40,919
未必跟恬能的長相有關
442
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,754
連師父都笑著說
443
00:23:42,955 --> 00:23:44,684
直接傷到小弟的自尊心
444
00:23:45,224 --> 00:23:46,817
徒兒真的有點傷心,師父
445
00:23:47,192 --> 00:23:48,956
我們出家人不打誕語
446
00:23:49,328 --> 00:23:50,818
師父說的話就是金句
447
00:23:51,196 --> 00:23:51,958
甚麼金句
448
00:23:52,197 --> 00:23:54,131
剛剛的和尚明顯是尊重皇上
449
00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:55,364
那倒不是
450
00:23:55,567 --> 00:23:57,626
有時候出來打架是要有氣勢的
451
00:23:58,203 --> 00:24:00,331
對,連大師兄都認同我,老沙
452
00:24:00,739 --> 00:24:01,831
聽到沒有 我想過了
453
00:24:02,241 --> 00:24:03,970
以後我們出擊之前
454
00:24:04,376 --> 00:24:06,310
先擺個陣勢
455
00:24:06,712 --> 00:24:07,838
但是在擺陣勢之前
456
00:24:08,213 --> 00:24:09,078
由他
457
00:24:09,315 --> 00:24:11,943
師父發號施令,我們再打
458
00:24:12,518 --> 00:24:14,008
兩位師弟,同不同意
459
00:24:14,386 --> 00:24:15,581
我沒意見 不同意
460
00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:17,449
那時旦不是很尷尬
461
00:24:17,856 --> 00:24:19,221
怎麼你這樣說
462
00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:21,525
妖精要對他們感化,何必說打說殺
463
00:24:21,894 --> 00:24:22,861
你有所不知,師父
464
00:24:23,228 --> 00:24:25,663
擺陣,一來可以表示我們團結
465
00:24:26,265 --> 00:24:28,097
二來,可以增加我們的士氣
466
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,731
三來,可以以我們的氣勢
467
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,600
嚇走我們的敵人
468
00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:34,273
減少我們的武力行動
469
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:36,506
這很合你的意思 對
470
00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:37,774
聽起來很有道理
471
00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:39,034
有道理,那有甚麼口號
472
00:24:39,445 --> 00:24:41,209
大師兄,我們呼口號之前
473
00:24:41,580 --> 00:24:42,775
可不可以先說說我們的名號
474
00:24:43,015 --> 00:24:43,607
壓一壓對方
475
00:24:43,849 --> 00:24:45,112
以免對方認為我們是無名小卒
476
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:46,246
而徒勞無功
477
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:47,509
我們先報名號 好一
478
00:24:47,753 --> 00:24:48,743
我是大師兄,我先來
479
00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:49,978
我是妖精,來--
480
00:24:50,356 --> 00:24:50,982
臭小子 甚麼事
481
00:24:51,023 --> 00:24:51,717
知道我是誰嗎 不知道
482
00:24:51,957 --> 00:24:52,822
沒聽過我的名字嗎 沒有
483
00:24:53,025 --> 00:24:54,151
那你仔細的聽好
484
00:24:56,061 --> 00:24:57,051
我是
485
00:24:57,429 --> 00:24:59,727
如來佛祖玉皇大帝觀音菩薩
486
00:25:00,265 --> 00:25:01,824
指定取西經特派使者
487
00:25:02,034 --> 00:25:03,763
花果山水簾洞美猴王
488
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:06,168
齊天大聖孫悟空
489
00:25:06,572 --> 00:25:07,903
好怕,求大爺饒命--
490
00:25:08,307 --> 00:25:09,206
行不行 行
491
00:25:09,408 --> 00:25:11,206
行你就要接著出聲,你是二師兄
492
00:25:11,610 --> 00:25:13,601
我在演妖精怎麼接著出聲,大師兄
493
00:25:13,979 --> 00:25:14,946
快點好,來
494
00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:16,439
到我了 你說吧
495
00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:18,241
你們是妖精,聽著
496
00:25:18,650 --> 00:25:20,345
知不知道我是誰 不知道
497
00:25:20,753 --> 00:25:23,085
那你們聽著,我就是
498
00:25:23,622 --> 00:25:25,317
統領天兵,錫強扶弱
499
00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:27,159
腳踏大地 , 有情有義
500
00:25:27,559 --> 00:25:28,856
行俠仗義,風流佃儀
501
00:25:29,061 --> 00:25:31,029
天蓬元帥豬八戒
502
00:25:31,597 --> 00:25:33,827
不知道你說前世幹甚麼
503
00:25:34,833 --> 00:25:36,392
這是我的事,不然我說甚麼
504
00:25:36,802 --> 00:25:37,667
我沒有別的可以說
505
00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:38,803
你要說前世的事
506
00:25:39,004 --> 00:25:41,166
你應該連調戲嫦娥的事也要說才對
507
00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:42,435
你別這樣說 , 大師兄
508
00:25:42,674 --> 00:25:43,869
我們不相伯仲 我實話實說
509
00:25:44,276 --> 00:25:45,971
你被壓在五指山為甚麼不說
510
00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:48,745
說完人都走光了 ,師飛.-
511
00:25:49,415 --> 00:25:50,507
甚麼是師飛~
512
00:25:50,716 --> 00:25:51,945
誰是師飛 是師父
513
00:25:52,351 --> 00:25:54,217
隨時已被抓走吃掉,還被啃完骨頭
514
00:25:54,586 --> 00:25:55,451
還被啃完骨頭
515
00:25:55,654 --> 00:25:56,712
你是不是跟大師兄我頂嘴
516
00:25:56,955 --> 00:25:57,615
不是,大師兄
517
00:25:57,856 --> 00:26:00,188
是不是跟大師兄頂嘴
518
00:26:00,759 --> 00:26:03,558
怎麼又吵架,每次討論都要吵架
519
00:26:04,296 --> 00:26:06,424
那你要問他,他每次都要跟我們吵
520
00:26:06,799 --> 00:26:08,665
我們有代號了
521
00:26:09,034 --> 00:26:11,935
可是師父還沒發號施令
522
00:26:12,638 --> 00:26:15,266
每次亮出代號 ,師父要先發號施令
523
00:26:15,841 --> 00:26:17,570
喊一聲汪
524
00:26:17,976 --> 00:26:19,637
大和結合,這樣好不好
525
00:26:20,012 --> 00:26:22,413
好-.""來,示範一次給師父看
526
00:26:22,948 --> 00:26:23,642
I.1.I
527
00:26:23,882 --> 00:26:25,316
大結合
528
00:26:25,984 --> 00:26:26,883
來
529
00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:28,520
不用了吧 試一次嘛
530
00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:29,945
來嘛,說,師父
531
00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:31,756
要是不喜歡以後就不用
532
00:26:31,957 --> 00:26:33,823
是,說一次沒有關係,說吧
533
00:26:34,393 --> 00:26:35,485
大結合
534
00:26:36,562 --> 00:26:37,085
不行
535
00:26:37,296 --> 00:26:38,730
這樣不行的,真的不行
536
00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:40,421
你說一二三再讓師父說較有氣勢
537
00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:41,356
再來一次
538
00:26:41,567 --> 00:26:42,728
I.1.I
539
00:26:44,403 --> 00:26:46,167
阿彌陀佛,大結合
540
00:26:46,538 --> 00:26:48,199
首先你說阿彌陀佛就不適合了
541
00:26:48,574 --> 00:26:49,905
我們是要殺-
542
00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:52,039
現在要打,要有一點火
543
00:26:52,411 --> 00:26:53,810
火一點
544
00:26:54,513 --> 00:26:55,708
我們出家人不能發火的
545
00:26:55,914 --> 00:26:57,973
不是說發火,是另一種火
546
00:26:58,517 --> 00:27:01,885
是從眼睛裡散發出來的火
547
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:03,588
厲害一點 火
548
00:27:03,789 --> 00:27:04,847
次:
549
00:27:05,057 --> 00:27:07,116
大師兄,不要亂來 沒事,-
550
00:27:07,659 --> 00:27:09,149
不要勉強師父 沒事,-
551
00:27:09,561 --> 00:27:10,756
誰
552
00:27:21,773 --> 00:27:23,605
聖人憎,還沒睡嗎
553
00:27:24,076 --> 00:27:26,204
還沒睡,你有事找我們?
554
00:27:26,879 --> 00:27:30,247
沒甚麼"我睡不著
555
00:27:30,949 --> 00:27:33,680
過來找你們,聊聊天
556
00:27:34,419 --> 00:27:37,616
好,我們也是在聊天 好一
557
00:27:38,457 --> 00:27:40,824
你們替我看一看
558
00:27:41,393 --> 00:27:43,862
我今天這件扯漁漂不漂亮
559
00:27:44,530 --> 00:27:47,761
比得上你們大唐的高檔貨嗎
560
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:49,467
法空大師
561
00:27:49,701 --> 00:27:51,829
衣物乃是身外之物,何必這麼執著
562
00:27:52,404 --> 00:27:53,803
話可不能這麼說
563
00:27:54,039 --> 00:27:57,339
怎麼說,我也是觀音禪院的住持
564
00:27:58,043 --> 00:27:59,977
我不能穿得太寒酸
565
00:28:00,579 --> 00:28:04,209
大師這件扯漁真的很漂亮
566
00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:07,386
是嗎,真的?
567
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,651
是,真的很漂亮,不過-
568
00:28:13,058 --> 00:28:15,459
我還收藏了很多極品
569
00:28:15,994 --> 00:28:17,758
這樣吧, 你們跟著我
570
00:28:18,297 --> 00:28:19,890
我帶你們去參觀參觀
571
00:28:22,734 --> 00:28:24,634
這個老和尚那麼勢利
572
00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:26,698
不是好人, 小心
573
00:28:27,072 --> 00:28:28,267
不怕,大師兄
574
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:30,574
很多人都是憎人富貴厭人窮
575
00:28:30,943 --> 00:28:32,741
最主要是他準備了東西給我們吃
576
00:28:33,278 --> 00:28:35,872
可能待會參觀完還有家夜,走吧
577
00:28:42,688 --> 00:28:44,588
聖僧,請
578
00:28:52,698 --> 00:28:53,688
請看
579
00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:55,424
真的好像有很多寶物
580
00:28:57,369 --> 00:28:58,666
來
581
00:28:59,238 --> 00:29:00,034
這是甚麼
582
00:29:00,305 --> 00:29:01,704
這個
583
00:29:01,940 --> 00:29:03,567
這個是
584
00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:06,946
當年秦始皇用來喝酒的琉璃玉杯
585
00:29:07,646 --> 00:29:10,047
用它喝酒,千杯不醉
586
00:29:10,616 --> 00:29:13,313
如果我不喝酒只喝水不就沒用了
587
00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:17,021
你不要把它弄碎
588
00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:20,255
聖僧,還有--:
589
00:29:23,562 --> 00:29:25,087
你瞧瞧
590
00:29:26,398 --> 00:29:27,297
這一柄
591
00:29:27,499 --> 00:29:30,696
是當年荊輻刺秦王用的匕首
592
00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:35,031
看,上面還留著血跡呢
593
00:29:35,807 --> 00:29:38,139
真的好像很鋒利,看看
594
00:29:38,677 --> 00:29:39,371
還有
595
00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:40,669
在哪裡
596
00:29:40,979 --> 00:29:42,572
看看這個
597
00:29:44,416 --> 00:29:45,508
假的
598
00:29:47,352 --> 00:29:48,114
假的?
599
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,287
真的
600
00:29:49,554 --> 00:29:50,578
真的?
601
00:29:50,822 --> 00:29:51,983
真的是假的
602
00:29:52,424 --> 00:29:54,051
真的是假的?
603
00:29:54,426 --> 00:29:56,724
你是不是在大梁市長腳七那裡買的
604
00:29:57,262 --> 00:29:58,491
腳長五尺的那個?
605
00:29:58,697 --> 00:30:00,165
你是怎麼知道的
606
00:30:00,532 --> 00:30:02,296
他賣假貨是眾所皆知
607
00:30:02,668 --> 00:30:05,069
還有,你這個琉璃玉杯
608
00:30:05,604 --> 00:30:07,299
是不是在咽鬚陳那邊買過來的
609
00:30:07,706 --> 00:30:08,639
你又認識?
610
00:30:08,874 --> 00:30:11,104
他專門騙一些無知婦捅
611
00:30:11,710 --> 00:30:12,973
這.
612
00:30:13,345 --> 00:30:15,336
還有,假的
613
00:30:16,248 --> 00:30:17,306
假的
614
00:30:17,849 --> 00:30:18,839
假的
615
00:30:19,451 --> 00:30:21,146
這也是假的
616
00:30:21,620 --> 00:30:23,611
這裡全部都是假的
617
00:30:25,590 --> 00:30:28,685
全部都是假的
618
00:30:36,435 --> 00:30:37,231
乖,不要哭
619
00:30:37,369 --> 00:30:39,428
等叔叔拿如假包換的真東西給你看
620
00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:41,636
很快回來 ,等我一下 刁能
621
00:30:43,342 --> 00:30:44,468
我很快就回來
622
00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:45,541
住持哥哥
623
00:30:45,777 --> 00:30:48,246
我的肥豬師弟去拿一個絕對正版
624
00:30:48,780 --> 00:30:50,771
正到跌渣的好東西給你看看
625
00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:52,374
快點笑一個吧
626
00:30:52,584 --> 00:30:54,382
恬空,你不要再刺激他了
627
00:30:57,689 --> 00:30:59,680
怎麼會是假的
628
00:31:00,258 --> 00:31:01,316
這就是當今聖上
629
00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:04,689
唐太宗御賜的紫金負,漂不漂亮
630
00:31:06,765 --> 00:31:08,665
果然是寶物
631
00:31:09,234 --> 00:31:10,292
這紫金-
632
00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:13,334
紫金是印度的稀有礦產
633
00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:18,742
在一干兩黃金裡只得一兩紫金
634
00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:22,677
用紫金化緣
635
00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:28,843
足以顯得化緣者的身份尊貴
636
00:31:29,921 --> 00:31:32,151
漂亮吧,還有一些好東西
637
00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:36,623
年紀大的麻煩站穩一點
638
00:31:37,028 --> 00:31:38,587
這就是掐漁中的掉潢
639
00:31:38,964 --> 00:31:41,092
器畫類類
640
00:31:50,876 --> 00:31:54,403
錦補址漁是用最珍貴的天歡絲編織
641
00:31:55,313 --> 00:31:58,214
由大唐京城最美麗最精靈的織女
642
00:31:58,817 --> 00:32:02,151
花上三百六十五日編織而成
643
00:32:02,854 --> 00:32:04,822
看看,在硯淡上的珠實
644
00:32:05,357 --> 00:32:07,348
都是名字響嚐嚐的,例如
645
00:32:07,726 --> 00:32:12,425
夜明珠,夜耳珠,局塵珠,局邪珠
646
00:32:13,465 --> 00:32:14,728
還有陳寶珠
647
00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:17,129
只要你穿上這件契潢,你大可以/-
648
00:32:17,669 --> 00:32:20,400
不入況淪,不落地獄
649
00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:23,374
不遭苦難,不遇妄災
650
00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:25,034
穿上這件超漁
651
00:32:25,410 --> 00:32:27,606
你更可以驚動諸天神佛
652
00:32:27,979 --> 00:32:29,538
走過墳場,孤魂野鬼
653
00:32:30,048 --> 00:32:31,982
都會自動退避三舍 刁能
654
00:32:32,517 --> 00:32:33,712
甚麼 。 不得妄語
655
00:32:33,985 --> 00:32:35,180
不,師父,我是實話實說
656
00:32:35,554 --> 00:32:36,453
厲不厲害
657
00:32:37,756 --> 00:32:40,020
簡直是極品中的極品
658
00:32:40,559 --> 00:32:42,584
果然是非凡之物
659
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:45,896
聖僧.""可否借我看一個晚上
660
00:32:46,598 --> 00:32:48,999
明天我一定還給你
661
00:32:49,534 --> 00:32:51,696
住持,這只不過是一件超漁
662
00:32:52,270 --> 00:32:54,932
就算再美,只不過是一些絲線
663
00:32:55,507 --> 00:32:56,668
你又何必那麼執著
664
00:32:56,908 --> 00:32:59,934
這我同意 ,出家人四大皆空
665
00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:02,238
所以你也不要這麼執著
666
00:33:02,614 --> 00:33:04,082
借我看一個晚上而已
667
00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:06,815
有甚麼大不了,沒甚麼不行
668
00:33:07,352 --> 00:33:10,117
既然住持你這麼堅持,你就拿去吧
669
00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:12,714
不行,製盜是皇上御賜,不得外借
670
00:33:13,258 --> 00:33:13,884
恬空
671
00:33:13,925 --> 00:33:15,017
製漁只是身外物
672
00:33:15,393 --> 00:33:16,485
就算有朝一日它不見了
673
00:33:16,728 --> 00:33:17,820
它還是會回到我身邊
674
00:33:18,263 --> 00:33:20,493
謝聖僧成全
675
00:33:22,701 --> 00:33:23,361
最可惡就是你
676
00:33:23,602 --> 00:33:24,398
又關我甚麼事
677
00:33:24,603 --> 00:33:26,264
剛才你一起拉著誘惑他
678
00:33:26,638 --> 00:33:27,196
我沒有
679
00:33:27,439 --> 00:33:29,965
他喜歡法實的程度完全跟我一樣
680
00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:32,442
不過他比較貪心,長相又醜了一點
681
00:33:32,811 --> 00:33:33,903
長相也差不多
682
00:33:34,312 --> 00:33:36,644
你不要五十步笑百步,我先睡了
683
00:33:37,048 --> 00:33:39,517
我也睡了,師父,大師兄,晚安
684
00:33:40,285 --> 00:33:43,687
你猜猜那件扯漁能不能回來
685
00:34:06,478 --> 00:34:08,708
師父.""昨天晚上發生甚麼事
686
00:34:09,247 --> 00:34:12,740
師父,要不要我扶你回房
687
00:34:13,652 --> 00:34:16,383
昨天晚上我一夜沒睡
688
00:34:16,955 --> 00:34:18,150
師父,你為甚麼器
689
00:34:18,590 --> 00:34:22,322
我的那些寶物 ,全都是假的
690
00:34:23,228 --> 00:34:24,457
假的? 怎麼會這樣
691
00:34:24,696 --> 00:34:27,290
唐僧有個徒弟叫沙刁淨
692
00:34:27,832 --> 00:34:29,300
他是個寶物鑑賞家
693
00:34:29,668 --> 00:34:30,794
他已經證實了
694
00:34:31,002 --> 00:34:33,664
我的那些寶物 ,全都是假的
695
00:34:34,439 --> 00:34:36,373
怎麼會這樣, 我聽說你這些實物
696
00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:37,765
都是你辛辛苦苦
697
00:34:38,009 --> 00:34:39,477
用很多錢從不同地方找回來的
698
00:34:39,878 --> 00:34:41,846
就是嘛
699
00:34:42,380 --> 00:34:43,814
算了,師父,既然已成事實
700
00:34:44,049 --> 00:34:45,744
你就別再執著了
701
00:34:46,351 --> 00:34:49,150
這我知道,哭也沒有用
702
00:34:49,721 --> 00:34:52,656
再哭,那些假的也不會變成真的
703
00:34:53,358 --> 00:34:55,383
那師父你為甚麼還要哭呢
704
00:34:55,794 --> 00:34:57,421
我不是心痛我那些實物
705
00:34:57,829 --> 00:34:59,024
我是心痛一
706
00:34:59,397 --> 00:35:01,889
我在想唐僧那件契潢
707
00:35:02,467 --> 00:35:04,663
唐僧的製盜很樸素,沒甚麼特別
708
00:35:05,270 --> 00:35:08,240
你不知道,他包袱裡那件錦補加漁
709
00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:10,400
是大唐皇帝賜給他的
710
00:35:10,809 --> 00:35:14,074
那件四漁,一打開就光芒四射
711
00:35:14,813 --> 00:35:15,712
真的這麼厲害
712
00:35:15,914 --> 00:35:19,475
還有,製盜上鐵志著珠寶,實石
713
00:35:20,352 --> 00:35:22,946
最厲害的,就是穿上那件四潢
714
00:35:23,488 --> 00:35:28,050
可以擋災避難,免收地獄輪迴之苦
715
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,792
真有這麼厲害,我也想見識一下
716
00:35:31,396 --> 00:35:33,023
哪能見識得到
717
00:35:33,398 --> 00:35:36,299
我就億了一晚上,好好欣賞欣賞
718
00:35:36,835 --> 00:35:38,860
我是愈看愈喜歡
719
00:35:39,404 --> 00:35:42,169
可惜今天晚上就要還人家了
720
00:35:42,741 --> 00:35:43,936
要是各
是能夠得到它
721
00:35:44,342 --> 00:35:46,777
我就是少活五年也成
722
00:35:47,379 --> 00:35:49,780
不."‧少活十年都成
723
00:35:50,348 --> 00:35:51,679
師父,你一百多歲了
724
00:35:51,883 --> 00:35:53,476
如果少活十年你可能會死
725
00:35:53,885 --> 00:35:58,482
混帳,我只是形容喜歡的心情
726
00:35:59,557 --> 00:36:01,116
你以為真是拿命去換嗎
727
00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:03,291
怎麼,你想我快點死嗎
728
00:36:03,762 --> 00:36:04,752
弟子不敢
729
00:36:04,963 --> 00:36:06,829
師父你真的喜歡那件捉洪
730
00:36:07,399 --> 00:36:09,026
何不想個辦法弄到手呢
731
00:36:09,434 --> 00:36:10,333
怎麼弄才行
732
00:36:10,568 --> 00:36:12,502
無毒不丈夫
733
00:36:13,405 --> 00:36:16,170
那和盜賊有甚麼兩樣
734
00:36:16,708 --> 00:36:19,678
怎麼說我是高僧,怎可以做這種事
735
00:36:20,378 --> 00:36:22,278
徒兒來代勞吧
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