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Thank you.
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I'm running late for church, so it's
time to get up.
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Mom, come on.
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It's my weekend.
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It's my weekend, too. It's not my idea.
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But Dad's already freaking out.
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Why do you always stress about going to
church?
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I don't know.
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It's like ruining the weekend, having to
get up on Sunday to go to church.
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I just live here.
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Thanks, Mom.
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I appreciate that.
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Solidarity. Yeah.
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Sorry.
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And, you know, some things just aren't
worth fighting over.
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But time to get dressed. I don't know if
you have time for a shower anymore.
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All right. I will.
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All right.
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I'm up. I'll get up. Okay. Thank you.
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Love you, Mom. I love you.
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Hey, Mom.
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Hey, honey. You finished?
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No, I'm kind of thinking I need to miss
church today.
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That's not going to happen, because you
already missed last week. We all did.
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I'm kind of having some problems,
though, Mom, and it's probably better I
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don't go to church.
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What kind of problems?
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Guy problems, Mom, maybe. I don't know
if you'd understand, but...
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You know, something I probably
shouldn't... You're going to have to
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give me more than that if you want me to
intervene with the big guy.
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Both big guys. Yeah, the big guy and
then the big, big guy.
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Morning Wood.
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That's your problem that you can't go to
church because you have Morning Wood?
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Yeah, Mom. You want me to tell your dad
that you have Morning Wood and that's
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why you're too aroused for Jesus today?
I wasn't hoping... I was hoping you
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wouldn't tell me, but...
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I don't think he's going to go for that.
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I don't know what to do. I've been
trying to get rid of it for the last
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half hour.
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Well, try harder, I guess. I
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don't know. I'm not a dude, but I think
it, I mean, we're,
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you're wasting time right now, so go
whack it out or whatever the kids say.
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Quickly.
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If that doesn't make it worse.
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All right, Mom, I'm going to hurry.
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Okay. Jump top. Jump top, little buddy.
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Oh, jeez.
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Mom. Mom.
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Why don't you tell us?
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You didn't need the towel, I think.
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Well, that wasn't... Are you done yet?
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No, I'm still... Well, baby.
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What do you want me to do? I told you
I'm trying.
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Time's wasted.
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Well, I can't... Are you going to walk
around a church like this? What will
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Jesus think?
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I don't know. He was a guy.
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Um... What are you doing, Mom?
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You used to love these.
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You were quite the mom this boy back in
the day.
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Yeah, that's, um... Oh, wow.
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That's gotten bigger.
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If you're offering to help, I'll take
it.
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Oh, my God, Mom.
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I just meant to show you the cleavage.
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I guess you've seen my nipples before,
especially.
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Oh, my God, Mom.
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They used to be where you'd eat. Aww.
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We used to hang out, and you would just
suck on my titties for so long. Oh, my
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God, Mom.
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You were a comfort feeder, and you just
lay right here.
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Oh, my God, Mom.
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Is that a little motivation?
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It's definitely helping.
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It's definitely helping, Mom.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, these sensitive little nipples.
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I've been doing the Stairmaster a lot
lately.
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It's been working on the booty.
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Oh, let me see the booty, please, Mom.
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Oh, God.
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Help me come up with these. Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah.
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Oh, that's good, baby. Stroke it. That's
so good.
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Oh, God.
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Dad's not going to find out about this,
is he, Mom?
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No. Dad will never find out about this.
No one can find out about this. Oh, God.
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I'm getting close. I'm getting so close.
Okay.
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I brought a towel, so you just let me
know.
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Oh, God. Does this help a little?
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Yes.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, I got to be quiet. Shh, sorry.
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Oh, God.
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Oh,
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okay. I'm going to come.
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I'm going to come. Okay.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, my God.
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Thank you, Mom.
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You're welcome. I'll get ready for
church.
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I guess I'm going to be looking forward
to Sundays from now on.
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Thanks for your help, Mom.
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I'll get ready.
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I love you.
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I love you too, Mom.
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Yes,
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ma'am.
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Hey, Mom.
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Time for church again.
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Please get up.
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I'm having the same problem I had last
week.
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Your man problem?
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I'm trying to take care of it right now.
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Okay.
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Is Dad rushing like normal?
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Yeah, of course. He wants to be on time.
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Is there any way you can help me like
you did last week?
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I can try to interfere with your dad and
keep him busy and stall as long as I
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can. I was thinking more like...
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What you did last time with maybe
opening your robe a little bit?
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Uh-huh. It helped.
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I've been going at this for a few
minutes now, Mom, and it's not going
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away.
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I'm just trying to think of anything I
can do.
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Well, I didn't really like that.
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Well, we're in a situation, though.
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Come on, Mom. You just keep doing that.
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And, um... Oh,
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God.
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I don't know. This is not good.
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This is not what we're supposed to be
doing on Jesus Day.
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Uh... Jesus Day... Uh, in the sake...
For the sake of your father not
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losing his shit.
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Uh... Okay.
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Right? Yeah, that's it.
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Okay.
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And... Is it helping?
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Yeah, that'd be great.
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Oh, my God.
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Okay.
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I'm kind of in a hurry.
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I know, I'm hurrying, Mom. Just show me
a little bit more, please.
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I'm trying to get this done over here
for you.
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Well, I mean, we're both going to get
berated and yelled at.
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I know, I know. We're holding things up.
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Oh, crap.
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Oh, shit, oh, shit. Is that Dad?
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Oh, God.
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Oh, the phone.
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Yeah. Yeah, he's up.
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No, honey, he's up. He's fine.
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We're fine.
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He'll be ready on time.
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I know.
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Okay.
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Okay. Okay.
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Okay.
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Okay. Okay.
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You gotta speed it up.
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I'm trying to go as fast as I can, Mom.
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I don't know what else to do.
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I mean... It's not working, Mom.
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It's gonna take too long.
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I don't know what else to do, Mom.
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I'm doing my best to stroke it.
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Can you help me or something?
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I'm... I feel like I'm helping more than
an appropriate amount already, okay?
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Yeah, but, I mean... My hand's getting
tired, but...
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It's not going away.
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I don't know what else to do, Mom.
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Dad's getting pissed. We're taking too
long.
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Faster?
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I don't know.
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Please,
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Mom. So we can get to church. Help me
out.
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So we can get to church.
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Yeah.
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That's such a sinful, terrible line to
be using.
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Oh, well.
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But...
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And unfortunately is the truth, I guess,
in this situation.
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Because there will be hell to pay.
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Okay? Is that good?
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Need a day from there? No, I need more.
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You should take your robe off. It'll be
easier then.
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Okay.
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It's kind of cold in here, but... Just
like
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that, Mom.
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Keep going.
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Okay.
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So,
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we got into the next room.
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And we're supposed to be at church right
now.
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Here we are.
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That's different.
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I've got to put my leg up or something.
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Okay.
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You want to crawl up on the bed all the
way, Mom? It might be easier.
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Um... I don't know if that's a relative
term, but... Okay.
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It's a little easier.
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Oh, sorry.
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Okay.
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Yeah, keep doing that, Mom. That'll
help.
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Okay.
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I guess I have to be quiet.
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for helping me come before church, but I
might appreciate it.
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Uh-huh.
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Yeah, that's it.
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That's one of the weirder things we've
done as a family, but I guess to keep
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the peace, mothers have to do all kinds
of things.
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Um, to help me finish faster, can we
try, like, a different position,
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basically, just to get it over with?
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Uh, Okay Here
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we go,
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okay
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Better
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visual
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manner visual visual thing really shaky
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Just worried about your dad.
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Coming for church.
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That's good. Coming for Jesus.
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What do you think, babe?
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You getting... Am I helping?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can
tell.
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Okay.
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Oh, yeah?
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Alright, alright, alright.
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Ah, don't make a mess. Please, don't
make a mess.
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Ah.
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Ah. Oh, God.
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Okay. Oh, God. Yeah.
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Alright. I will, uh... I'll get ready
for church.
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Thanks for your help, Mom. I appreciate
it.
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You're welcome.
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Hey, Mom.
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Time to get up for church.
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Okay.
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Do you think you can help me like you
did last week?
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No.
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Why not, Mom?
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Because that was weird.
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And you're a big boy.
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You can take care of this on your own.
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We're not going to get into this weird
habit.
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Okay.
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If you say so, I guess.
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Yeah, I say so. Is Dad freaking out
about going to church?
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Of course.
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Oh, God.
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Um, and Grandma's going to be joining us
this morning, so it really can't be
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late. Ready?
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Yeah, okay, fine. I'll get ready.
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Okay, um, I'm going to jump in the
shower.
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All right.
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I'll come in after you're done. Okay,
bye.
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Hey,
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Mom. Hi.
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What's up?
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Um...
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Dad's freaking me out. He's rushing.
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He's saying we're going to be late. And
you're naked.
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Yeah. I can't get this to go away.
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Okay.
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Can I have one second?
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Dad's going nuts out there.
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And he says we're going to be late and I
need to get in the shower.
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Okay.
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So you got to take care of this?
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Well, I'm trying to, but I told you it
takes me a while. And I really honestly
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need your help again.
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I know you said you didn't want to. You
wanted to get into a routine and all
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that, but I don't know what else to do.
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Okay. Where's your lube?
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I don't have any. I had to leave it in
the room. Dad was, like, going nuts in
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there about me being late for church, so
I don't have any lube.
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Um, we're wasting time. What do you
need? Some girls sometimes use
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their mouths to help guys.
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This is for church, Mom. I'm trying to
get to church on time.
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Uh-huh.
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Yeah.
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Um, sorry, I'm just hearing your father
losing his shit in the back of my mind.
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Uh, I guess... Sit back for a second.
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One second. You finish yourself in the
shower.
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Yeah, yeah. You know the deal.
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This is exceedingly weird. This is
exceedingly weirder than the other
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things we've done.
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Can I at least? He's trying to get to
church, Mom.
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Nobody appreciates that shit. Okay.
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Like that?
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All done?
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Gotta keep going longer than that, Mom.
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I don't know.
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I never really liked this. I don't have
much spit.
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00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:25,600
Just keep going, Mom. Just like that.
Just keep going.
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You have a very big dick.
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Mm-hmm.
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Wait till Mother's Day.
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Your ass is grass.
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You're doing chores for a month. Uh-huh.
Whatever you say, Mom. Just keep going.
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You better get straight A's this
semester.
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I don't want to hear any bullshit.
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00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:04,600
More? Yes, Mom.
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Is that even good?
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Yeah, it feels great. Just keep going.
I'm sure it won't take long.
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I don't even know the last time I did
this.
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And on Jesus' day.
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00:20:21,850 --> 00:20:23,930
Oh, shit, Mom. I think I hear Dad coming
up the stairs.
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00:20:24,330 --> 00:20:25,330
What the fuck?
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00:20:25,530 --> 00:20:26,530
Okay.
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Go to your room.
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00:20:27,850 --> 00:20:33,450
Go to my room? Go to your room, I guess.
I don't know. And I'll... Do you want to
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00:20:33,450 --> 00:20:34,450
help me finish in there at least?
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00:20:34,590 --> 00:20:36,170
Yeah, I'll meet you in there in a
second. Okay.
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00:20:47,660 --> 00:20:48,459
You need help?
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00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:49,460
Yeah, Mom.
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00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:50,720
That's what's getting it over with.
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00:20:51,860 --> 00:20:52,900
So we can get to church.
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I really
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appreciate it, Mom.
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00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:07,920
If your dad asks, I want jewelry for my
birthday.
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00:21:08,180 --> 00:21:09,180
Okay.
328
00:21:10,460 --> 00:21:11,460
And a new car.
329
00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:19,340
And I want grandkids in the next five
years or so.
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00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:20,600
Okay.
331
00:21:20,740 --> 00:21:22,340
Let's just focus on getting to church,
Mom.
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00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:23,840
Oh, God.
333
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:26,320
I feel like this is a good time to make
demands.
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00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:27,620
Uh-huh.
335
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:28,640
Mm-hmm.
336
00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:36,420
I got a hurt in my throat.
337
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,180
Do the girls do it like that?
338
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,400
Uh-huh.
339
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:45,380
Keep going just like that, Mom. Uh-huh.
340
00:21:53,420 --> 00:21:54,520
Can I just lick it for a bit?
341
00:21:55,980 --> 00:22:02,920
Just keep going on it, go fast on it, go
342
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:03,920
fast.
343
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,240
There you go, there you go.
344
00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:28,190
I think I taste... I don't know.
345
00:22:29,130 --> 00:22:30,270
Salty pre-cum.
346
00:22:31,010 --> 00:22:35,050
Does that mean you're getting close?
347
00:22:36,390 --> 00:22:37,830
Just keep calling mom, please.
348
00:23:06,739 --> 00:23:10,540
Mom, I'm getting close.
349
00:23:12,020 --> 00:23:13,640
Oh, God, Mom, I'm getting really close.
350
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:17,160
I'm not going to swallow it. Come on,
Mom, please.
351
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:21,480
Fuck!
352
00:23:30,439 --> 00:23:33,460
Oh my god.
353
00:23:34,300 --> 00:23:35,580
I almost drowned.
354
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:39,320
Alright.
355
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:41,600
I'll get ready for church now.
356
00:23:42,860 --> 00:23:43,860
Okay.
357
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:56,579
Hey, Mom.
358
00:24:56,580 --> 00:24:57,339
Hey, honey.
359
00:24:57,340 --> 00:24:58,360
Is it time for church?
360
00:25:00,180 --> 00:25:02,580
No, not today.
361
00:25:03,100 --> 00:25:04,240
Oh, why? What's up?
362
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:09,680
Dad and I got in a fight, and I told him
where he could stick it, and that he
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00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,460
needed to just go to church by himself
today.
364
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:15,180
Oh, I thought I heard him pulling out. I
didn't know that was Dad leaving for
365
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:20,820
church. Yes. So that means I get the day
off. I don't have to get up early and go
366
00:25:20,820 --> 00:25:21,519
back to sleep?
367
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,620
Yeah, I guess so. Oh, thanks, Mom.
368
00:25:24,100 --> 00:25:25,100
That's awesome.
369
00:25:25,290 --> 00:25:26,290
You're welcome.
370
00:25:26,690 --> 00:25:27,830
Jesus will understand.
371
00:25:28,250 --> 00:25:29,250
Yeah, this time.
372
00:25:30,610 --> 00:25:37,050
Since it's Sunday, though, do you think
you could still help me?
373
00:25:40,710 --> 00:25:42,090
Well... Come on.
374
00:25:42,870 --> 00:25:44,070
I guess we're home alone.
375
00:25:44,450 --> 00:25:46,250
Yeah, a little Sunday tradition alive.
376
00:25:46,590 --> 00:25:48,670
And your dad is such a shithead.
377
00:25:49,710 --> 00:25:50,710
Um... Come on.
378
00:25:52,140 --> 00:25:53,720
Keep our Sunday traditional alive.
379
00:25:53,980 --> 00:25:55,440
Yeah, I'm going to take the rope off,
too.
380
00:25:57,360 --> 00:25:59,520
Come on. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
381
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:03,600
Yeah? Yeah.
382
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:05,820
Oh, I'm going to bed, man.
383
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:09,180
Don't mind if I do.
384
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:13,680
Oh, my God. You want a little help
getting... Yes. Well, it looks like
385
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,480
you're pretty well started here, but...
386
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,900
Did it actually help last time? Yeah.
Come on.
387
00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:24,640
Stop teasing me and just do it.
388
00:26:25,340 --> 00:26:26,340
Oh, you're so mean.
389
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:28,940
I don't think this is mean.
390
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,440
Oh, God. Thank you, Mom.
391
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:32,400
Do it for Jesus.
392
00:26:34,860 --> 00:26:39,020
Help me come for Jesus, Mom.
393
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:51,380
I meant what I said about your dad not
being nearly this big. I don't know
394
00:26:51,380 --> 00:26:52,380
where you got that.
395
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:54,980
Maybe your uncle.
396
00:26:58,820 --> 00:26:59,940
Jesus Christ.
397
00:27:03,820 --> 00:27:04,820
More?
398
00:27:06,900 --> 00:27:07,900
Yes, please.
399
00:27:08,180 --> 00:27:09,180
Yes, please.
400
00:27:12,060 --> 00:27:13,060
Best?
401
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:27,780
Oh, let me try it off the side of the
bed again. That felt so good last time.
402
00:27:28,500 --> 00:27:29,500
Come on.
403
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:35,500
Oh, there you go.
404
00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:37,360
Oh,
405
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:39,840
just do it. Oh, just like that.
406
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:41,040
Oh, yes.
407
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:05,540
I don't know about all this.
408
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:14,200
This is what the kids are doing these
days.
409
00:28:35,879 --> 00:28:37,140
You're so bad
410
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:08,380
please let me slow down okay oh
411
00:29:08,380 --> 00:29:15,060
that's good
412
00:29:15,060 --> 00:29:21,780
oh my god that's good okay my favorite
I'm gonna turn around hold on just a
413
00:29:21,780 --> 00:29:22,780
second
414
00:30:19,630 --> 00:30:20,489
make me come.
415
00:30:20,490 --> 00:30:21,790
Can you do it off the side of the bed?
416
00:30:22,370 --> 00:30:24,030
You want to do it off the side of the
bed?
417
00:30:24,270 --> 00:30:25,270
Yeah.
418
00:31:16,810 --> 00:31:20,190
I can't believe instead of going to
church, we're fucking on Jesus' day.
419
00:31:20,670 --> 00:31:21,409
Oh,
420
00:31:21,410 --> 00:31:29,890
your
421
00:31:29,890 --> 00:31:31,670
dad would be so fucking pissed.
422
00:31:32,350 --> 00:31:34,710
Oh, baby.
423
00:31:36,050 --> 00:31:37,050
Fuck,
424
00:31:37,290 --> 00:31:38,550
yeah. Oh, baby.
425
00:33:11,370 --> 00:33:12,370
Oh, my God.
426
00:33:12,570 --> 00:33:15,110
Oh, I can't believe my son fucks me so
good.
427
00:33:15,910 --> 00:33:17,770
Oh, that's a knee dick.
428
00:33:17,970 --> 00:33:21,330
Oh, my God. Here it comes. Here it
comes. You ready? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
429
00:33:21,330 --> 00:33:22,350
Come for me. Come for me. Oh,
430
00:33:25,030 --> 00:33:26,390
yeah.
431
00:33:29,290 --> 00:33:29,650
I
432
00:33:29,650 --> 00:33:37,110
love
433
00:33:37,110 --> 00:33:38,110
you, Mom.
434
00:33:38,370 --> 00:33:39,370
I love you, baby.
435
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,200
Frick.
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