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Sorry, Red Hat, but this guy spoke nothing!
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It's going to stop us from reaching Counter-Earth!
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John Jameson's alone in a spaceship with two of the meanest psychos this side of Vlad the Impaler.
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I am on Counter-Earth! The situation is desperate!
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Guess it's time for the world to get acquainted with the all-new, all-improved Spider-Man!
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Headed for Counter-Earth to find John Jameson!
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I'm getting the distinct impression that these beast people are the ones running this planet!
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Proceed, Saran! Science demands we learn more of this creature who seems neither man, beast, nor beast shall.
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Listen, Mr. Evolutionary. Can I call you high for short?
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Couldn't I just tell you about myself over tea and crumpets? My treat!
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You are most perceptive, Spider-Man. I am not native to this world.
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Like yourself, I came here on a quest. I sought Utopia.
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An unspoiled paradise, free of the petty squabbles that had plagued my existence.
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But instead of the new Eden I sought, I found only the same diseases I had tried to escape.
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Greed, selfishness, violence, hatred, human diseases.
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At last I came to a fateful realization. To have my paradise, I would have to build it myself.
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It has taken decades, countless experiments, countless failures.
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But at last, my perfect society nears completion.
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Look upon my works, Spider-Man. Great cities, spires of glorious technology rising into the sky, populated by these noblest of creatures.
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My beastials, my new men, stronger, faster, free of the weaknesses of the primitive human mind.
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Every brick, every circuit, every cell, exists here by the grace of my hand.
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Except, of course, for you, Spider-Man. You are an unknown, an uncontrolled variable introduced into my grand experiment.
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And that is something I simply cannot allow.
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Continue, Sir Ram. At once, Sire. Look upon it as a favor, Spider-Man.
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Through your endurance, I grant you the chance to prove your nobility and courage.
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Our foes' actions have been consistently noble and courageous. Would it were possible to say the same of our own?
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These guys are nuts. We better do something. I need a wind-up spider. Cutlets!
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Sorry, gang. The name's not even Pig-Man. It's Spider-Man.
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Stop him, my knights. He must not escape alive!
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You must be Spider-Man.
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We were sent here to rescue you.
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Yeah? Well, that would be a good time for it.
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Don't give us any grief, old son. We're risking our necks here. A little gratitude might be nice.
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Looks like it's time for Plan B, guys. You do have a Plan B, right?
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No worries. This ought to take the wind out of their sails.
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It's probably take cover.
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I suggest we leave. Right fast.
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I set a mild explosion, Grumman. Is that what you call a mild explosion?
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Well, compared to what else I can do.
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And I said leave plenty of time to get away.
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Cool enough. We had 8.7 seconds to spare. You're losing your sense of drama, darling.
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Uh, excuse me. I hate to intrude, but...
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Can this thing go any faster?
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Put this thing on the deck.
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The sooner we get back to the basement, the sooner we can lose them.
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Nice shot. Now when can I meet the wizard and go back to Kansas?
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You've met him, Mr. High and Mighty Evolutionary.
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He's the one responsible for all this.
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Fifty years ago, he created the Beast deals and turned the humans into the dregs of society.
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No one knows why.
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And those refugees from a toy store? Where do they come in?
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The Knights are his elite team.
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They deal with only the most dangerous and important threats.
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Don't you feel, Honor?
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Excuse me, nasty looking robot off the port bow.
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I thought the Knights were the High Evolutionaries' enforcers.
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What's with the robot guys?
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The machine men are the Knights' enforcers.
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I had that.
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Lady Berman, continue pursuit.
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I'm a lord.
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Whee!
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I'll never sneer at the Coney Island roller coaster again.
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You had some nice moves back there, Spider-Man.
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Poor guy who dresses like a bug.
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Ouch.
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Usually women don't criticize my fashion sense
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until at least the third day.
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Well, whatever else it might do.
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Let's hope your outfit doesn't stain.
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Just once, why can't I meet a woman who lives in a penthouse?
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Lord Tiger, the High Evolutionaries' plan is working.
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The human fools are leading me directly
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to their secret headquarters.
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Soon we'll have them all.
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So just where are we going?
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The headquarters of the human revolution.
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There's someone there who wants to meet you.
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Human revolution?
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I thought I came through a space warp to get here,
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but it's beginning to feel more like a looking glass.
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Now what?
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We're being scanned.
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I've found the entrance.
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Most excellent, Lady Vermin.
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We will join you in--
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Stand down, Lord Tiger.
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Lady Vermin, continue your reconnaissance.
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But your excellency, your presence is no longer needed.
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Good, Sir Knight.
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I am sending in a team of specialists
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to deal with this so-called Spider-Man.
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So this is your secret headquarters.
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Hmm.
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How come everybody's got a secret headquarters but me?
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Nice, very nice.
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Well, could you do some track lighting, some plants,
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maybe a throw rug or two?
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Few people not part of our inner circle
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have seen this place and lived.
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Which is why you'd better be able to prove you're the real Spider-Man.
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Right now.
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Jameson?
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Hmm.
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What do you suppose that is?
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Yeah, I'll bet my design of jeans.
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It's human smuggling wetware with chips.
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Let's check it out.
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Maybe we ought to call a machine man to handle this.
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Stay back.
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You can't live now.
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Not without your door prize.
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See?
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It's not so bad.
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No more fear or pain.
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Just a desire to do what the synoptic tells you to do.
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Well, that was fun, but it was over too soon.
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I can't wait until we spread more spores
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and unleash the power of the synoptic.
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Relax.
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We've got a job to do.
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Remember, the High Evolutionary wants us to capture Spider-Man.
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Why waste time on Spider-Man?
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He's probably just a cheap counter-earth nogger.
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Maybe, but if he's the real McCoy,
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Spider-Man's the only threat to our plans.
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Once we nail him, we're free to help counter-earth.
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Join the synoptic.
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And the High Evolutionary won't suspect a thing
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until it's too late.
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Dr. Jameson, I presume?
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The question isn't whether or not I'm John Jameson.
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It's whether or not you're Spider-Man.
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If you are, you'll be able to dodge this.
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I don't believe this.
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I risked my neck to come all the way from our earth
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to this carbon copy to save your butt,
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and now I have to prove I'm Spider-Man?
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Well, you certainly move like the real Spider-Man,
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but that new costume, I had to be sure.
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You're as bad as that pig-headed father of yours.
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Okay, speaking of that,
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who's the punk photographer that always gets those great pictures of you
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for the Daily Bugle?
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Uh... Peter Parker.
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Welcome, Spider-Man.
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I hope you understand. I had to be sure.
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Well, at least you didn't try to drill for DNA
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like those Wundergore guys.
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The High Evolutionaries of Forcers!
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You let them hear. It's the only explanation!
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Don't be ridiculous! You led me here!
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It's not that it matters a whole lot.
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Ah!
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Hey! Didn't anyone ever tell you it's impolite to drop in unannounced?
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Do not presume to lecture a night of Wundergore on etiquette, Sera.
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I've been kissed by a wrong lady.
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In truth, I was ever one to give my heart to a man who can stick to walls.
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We can sense it! You are the real Spider-Man!
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We've missed you.
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We want you back as part of us.
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Hungry mate?
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You!
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John Jameson! Adding you to the Synoptic will really make my day!
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Deal, Spider-Man! Deal to the Synoptic!
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I will merge and be one as it always should have been!
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Thanks, but no.
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And now, here's a brand new sound for you and your partner in slime.
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Sonic's on!
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Sonic's off!
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Let's get him locked up. Hurry! We don't know how long they'll be unconscious.
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Thanks for your help. We couldn't have done it without you.
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It's amazing! We've never beaten the High Evolutionaries forces that easily before.
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You think that was easy?
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I assume I don't have to point out that if I'd led Venom and Carnage here, I'd scarcely be the one who'd drive him away.
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That's true. And they didn't have time to tag you before we arrived.
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Tag me?
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We've got more important things to worry about now.
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What's the plan?
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We get rid of them.
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Whoa, John Boy. Aren't we overreacting just a teensy bit here? You can't just kill 'em.
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Watch me. They're innocents. The symbiotes were using them.
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They're bestials. That's reason enough.
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He's right, mate. The thing is what they've done to us humans.
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That's not the issue. If you cold-bloodedly kill them, you're no better than you claim they are.
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They know our location. If we let them go, this base will be compromised.
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It's already compromised, John. Lady Vermin escaped, remember?
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Carnage and Venom got away, too. Unless you think they can keep a secret, it's time to clear out of here anyway.
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Okay, Spider-Man, you win. We'll just hold him here until we can move our gear.
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Are you blooming crazy? We can't let him just go.
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We can, and we will. Spider-Man's right. I won't shed blood needlessly, even if it is bestial blood.
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Then I'll do it!
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No. It's time we moved on, anyway.
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I think you guys might want to keep an eye on Old Bromley. Just a hunch, but when you got someone wound that tight who wears a coat full of explosives...
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If you knew what the High Evolutionary had done to his family, you'd understand. And maybe even condone it.
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Maybe coming here wasn't such a good idea after all, MJ.
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What do you mean you won't come back to Earth with me? I came here to rescue you.
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I appreciate the gesture, Web Slinger. But I've got a job to do here.
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I'm not going back until the humans here are free of the High Evolutionary's oppression.
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You sound like a textbook untrodsky.
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I'm sorry you think so. Anyway, it's a moot point.
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Because when I landed here, the Knights confiscated Solaris I.
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I barely managed to escape and hook up with the underground. And since you tell me that Solaris II was wrecked...
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I get the picture.
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What's our status?
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The last of our people have gotten out safely. When we find a new headquarters, we'll contact them.
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This has been a bad setback. But if you'll join us, Spider-Man, it won't have been in vain.
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You're probably the only untagged human in the city. You could be a great help to us if-
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Untagged? You mentioned that last night. What does it mean?
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Do I have to get shots or anything?
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Every human is tagged with a subdural chip that allows the High Evolutionary's flunkies to keep track of them.
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Even we have them. Although we use jamming devices that work... most of the time.
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But they didn't tag you, Spider-Man. You could be the pivotal piece in this war. Will you help us?
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Hey, I came here to rescue Jon, boy. Not to storm some counter-earth Bastille. It's not my planet.
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You know, maybe Dad was right. Maybe you are nothing but a coward hiding behind a dime-storm mask.
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A coward? You have the nerve to call me that after what we've just been through. I think you might want to reconsider.
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I thought you might feel this way, Spider-Man. Here, these will help you get a better look at our world.
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After you do, I'm pretty sure you'll be throwing in with us.
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Thanks.
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Good luck. And don't forget to call. There's a contact number sewn into the jacket's hem.
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You're gonna realize them right, webhead. Keep in touch.
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You know it, flyboy. I can't go home without you.
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Hey, you're out. It's my turn.
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No, let me have more.
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Oh, come on.
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Danger. Danger. Enemy sighted.
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No! Stay away from me!
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Target acquired.
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No! Shame!
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Danger. Must eliminate target.
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Eliminate.
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Thank you for saving my son's life. Your hands. I'm a doctor. Come in. Let me treat those burns.
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Okay. You'll need to leave these bandages on for at least a week.
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Thanks. It won't take that long. I'm a fast healer.
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Well, if there's anything else I can do for you, just ask.
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Name's Naoko. Naoko Yamada Jones. And this is Shane.
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Well, I could use a place to stay, just until I kind of get back on my feet again.
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This place belongs to my mom. We've got a room for rent. Can you have it, mom? Please?
282
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Just my luck. My kid gets saved by a transient.
283
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It's not much, but it's clean and it's free. For two weeks. If you don't have a job by then, well...
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Got it.
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Someday, somehow, I'll get back to you, MJ. That's a promise.
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