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♪ And school comes alongjust to end it
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♪ So the annual problemfor our generation
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♪ Is finding a good wayto spend it
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♪ Like maybe...
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♪ Building a rocket
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♪ Or fighting a mummy
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♪ Or climbing upthe Eiffel Tower
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♪ Discovering somethingthat doesn't existHey!
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♪ Or giving a monkey a shower
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♪ Surfing tidal waves,creating nano-bots
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♪ Or locatingFrankenstein's brainIt's over here!
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♪ Finding a dodo bird,painting a continent
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♪ Or driving our sister insane
Phineas!
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♪ As you can see, there'sa whole lot of stuff to do
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♪ Before schoolstarts this fall
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Come on, Perry!
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♪ 'Cause Phineas and Ferbare gonna do it all
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♪ So stick with us'cause Phineas and Ferb
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♪ Are gonna do it all
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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
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Hey, Dad,
what are you watching?
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Oh, it's my favorite kids' show
from when I were a lad.
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Oh, they don't make them
like this anymore.
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♪ Pinhead Pierre
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♪ Has the smallest headof which I'm aware
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♪ It's about the sizeand shape of a pear
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♪ Everywherethe children stare(growling)
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♪ Life's cruel and unfair(screaming)
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♪ To Pinhead Pierre
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(laughing)No more pointin'and laughin', kids.
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Because now it's timefor another adventure of...
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Captain Implausible!
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When we last saw our hero,
the Earth was being threatened
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by evil space aliens.
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Bow-chicka-bow-wow.Chicka-chicka-choo-wow.
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Captain Implausible?
That's right.
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He possesses virtually
every superpower there is.
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Ooh.
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(all cheering)
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Wasn't that great, kids?You can't beatCaptain Implausible.
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It's impossible.
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He's super-freaky.
(laughing)
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Pinhead was the best!
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And I happen to own
the single greatest collection
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of Pinhead Pierre
paraphernalia
in all the world.
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Gosh.
Oh, yeah.
I'm not proud.
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Time for the questionof the day.Thank you, Debbie.
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And the questionof the day is,
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"If you could haveone superpower,what would it be?"
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(remote control clicks)(Dad) You see, right there.
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Modern cartoon shows
never ask the really big
questions, do they?
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That's it! We could
have as many superpowers
as we want if we were cartoons!
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Ferb, I know what
we're gonna do today!
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Oh, well, at least
Perry will watch these
with me.
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Won't you, Perry?
Perry?
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Morning, Agent P.
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I apologize for using
the emergency chute
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and, uh, for not telling you
we had an emergency chute.
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But there was an emergency.
Shoot.
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(laughs) Sorry.
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(clears throat)
What I'm about to say is
highly classified, Agent P.
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The last century,
the forces of good and evil
have been locked
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in a desperate race
to harness and control
the limitless power
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of dance.Dance!
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How was that, sir?You came in a littlelate there, Carl.
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Get back over there.
We'll try it again.
(clears throat)
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Blah, blah, blah,
the power of dance.
Dance!
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Better?Early.
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Anyhoo, much to our horror,
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it appears the side of evil
has won.
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Have you seen the latest
issue of "Evil Beat!" magazine?
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Dr. Doofenshmirtz has
created a ray that causes
people to dance uncontrollably.
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It's up to you
to stop him, Agent P.
But be careful.
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It's a known fact
that no one - no one -
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has ever defeated evil
while dancing.
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Excellent. We'll be up
and running in no time.
(cow moos)
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Hey, sis.
Hold it right there,
busters!
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(truck beeping)
Before I squeal on you rats -
and you know I must -
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will you please tell me
what's going on here?
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We're building
an animation studio
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so we can make
our very own cartoon show.
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I thought cartoons were
all made by computer.
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Yeah, that's right.
This is just for show.
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This is where
the magic happens.
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It's the PF-5000
Animatron.
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All you do is tell
the machine what you want.
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I'd like my cartoon character
to have the power to be
everywhere at once.
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I'll be called
Multi Man!
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And Ferb would have
a utility belt and use
lots of crazy gadgets.
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He'll be called, um,
Ferb Guy.
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Well, I would have
super mind control
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and use telepathy
and telekinesis
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to keep you super-dweebs
under control with your
lame-o superpowers.
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We could call you
Control Freak.
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Come on, let's watch.
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(whirring)
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We start with a few
crude drawings.
(clucking)
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We compile those
into a storyboard,
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and it all gets fed
into the computer.
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Then we add a little story
and some pithy dialogue.
(chittering/cawing)
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The Executron analyzes it
and makes a few notes.
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Does not track.
Whose story arc is this anyway?
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This one is not one ofmy favorites.
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The Artbot
addresses the notes.
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(beeping/crack)
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No more notes.No more notes.
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A few changes are made,
then it goes to timing.
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(chanting)
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The shreds get fed
into here,
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and somehow
it all comes together
here in the animatic.
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Check it out.
We're super dudes.
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You guys are super busted
as soon as I tell Mom.
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Hi, Phineas.
Whatcha doin' - Uhh!
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Whatcha doin'?
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Come into the Phineas
and Ferb Studios,
and we'll show you.
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Hey, Isabella,
about that "Whatcha doin'?"
back there...
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Up, up, up!
We'll talk about it later.
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Over here is where
we add sound effects.
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Did you know that for years,
a balloon was used
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for the majority of sounds
you hear in cartoons?
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Ferb will demonstrate.
Ferb.
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(squeaking)
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(whistle/clattering)
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(gunshot/cat yowls)
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(slide whistle/bark/clang)
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(whirring/drumming)
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(blows)
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May we be in the show, too?
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Absolutely. A very wise
and small-headed man
once asked,
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"If you could have
any superpower,
what would it be?"
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I would harness the power
of rainbows, unicorns
and sweetness
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to defend all that is
good and just.
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I'd become... the Rainbow.
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Wow, that's great.
What about you, Buford?
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It's an interesting question
you pose, as it reveals
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not only one's impulses
and desires,
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but one's deepest fears
as well.
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I'll go with Belchman.
♪ Belchman
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You know, fights crimes
with different burps.
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Cool. How 'bout you,
Baljeet?
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Hmm. School seems to be
very important to you.
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Books, being responsible
and studious,
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getting good grades...
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Oh! That's it!
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I will become Hanuman Man,
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a flying blue monkey
that can grow as massive
as he desires
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to crush all in his way!
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Fun choice.
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Now let's record the voices
for the scene where the heroes
ask the villain for help.
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Phineas, I -
Hi, Candace.
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You're just in time to
help us record the voices.
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There is no way on Earth
I'd ever help you.
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Cut and print.
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That's why we call her
"One-Take Flynn."
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♪ Best thing...(singing with radio)♪ You can do
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♪ Better be ready,
'cause the Bettys
are ready for you ♪
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Something tells me
that you might have seen
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this month's Evil Beat!magazine, eh?
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Wait, wait, wait.
Look. It's like there's
two of me.
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You see? Hmm? Huh?
I suppose you're wondering
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how I harnessed
the power of dance.
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Well, to be honest, it was
not so much on purpose.
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What happened was
my dryer broke,
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so I was trying to create
a ray that would instantly
dry my clothes.
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But instead, well, look.
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(bouncy music playing)Still sopping wet, by the way.
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Turns out anything I hit
with the ray starts dancing.
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For instance,
a dryer repairman.
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Help! I can't stop
getting down! Ohh!
Quiet, you.
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Ah, sweet, horrible
self-expression
through movement!
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So I figured as long
as I invented the thing,
I might as well use it...
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(chomps)...to whip up a little evil.
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I set it up right over there
next to the -
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Hey, you know, it cost me
a lot to have that
printed up! Uhh!
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(bouncy music playing)
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To add insult to injury,
the platypus is leading.
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(people chattering)
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Well, it's all up to
the Animatron 5000 now.
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Hiya, kids. You can stop
laughing and pointing,
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because now it's time for -
whoops -
(laughter)
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the new adventures of...
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(cheering)
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♪ RainbowThe Rainbow.
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♪ Hanuman ManHanuman Man.
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♪ Multi Man
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Multi Man.
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♪ Ferb Guy
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Ferb Guy.
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♪ Belchman(belches)
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Belchman.
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(laughing)
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...versus the Control Freak!
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You're going down,down, down, down!
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Oh, this is just
out of control. Mom, Mom!
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Hi, this is Mom.
Leave your psychotic rant...
(belches)
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about the boys
when you hear the beep.
(beep)
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Uhh! Mom, come home quick!
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There's a giant mob,
I'm a super fiend,
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I'm roasting them
with laser vision, and -
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Hey, what do you mean,
"psychotic rant"?
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Hey, look, everybody,
it's the Control Freak.
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(booing/hissing)
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Has everyone gone crazy?!
There you are, you worms!
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Isn't the show great?
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Are you joking?
How could you make me
the evil villain?
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Now everybody hates me!
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Au contraire, big sister.
You're the star of the show.
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I am?
The crowd loves you.
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But they're booing
and hissing.
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Of course they're
booing and hissing.
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A hero is a hero,
but everybody loves
a great villain.
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(booing continues)Really? Well, maybe Ishould go feel the love.
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(splattering)The love feels a lotlike tomatoes.
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(music continues)
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Oh, you'll never getaway with this.You are so busted!
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(cheering)
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Ha-ha! We made a killing!
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But we weren't charging
admission.
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Ha-ha. Ha. Well,
what are ya gonna do?
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(cheering)
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Come on, everybody,
let's take a bow.
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(cheering continues)
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They like me!
They really like me!
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Feeling the love again.
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(bouncy music playing)
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You know, I'm getting
pretty good at getting down.
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What do you think, huh?
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After all, everyone knows
dancing is evil!
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Perry the Platypus,
what are you doing?
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Stop with the conga line.
We're doing the macarena.
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Perry the Platypus,
where are you going?
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(whirring)
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I don't believe it.
You defeated evil
while dancing.
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Curse you, Perry the Platypus.
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(crowd screaming)
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(bouncy music playing)
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Suddenly I feel
like dancing.
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Well, I'm here.
Now where's this giant
animation studio?
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It got up
and it danced away.
241
00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:20,478
It what?
It got up
and it danced away.
242
00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,647
It got up and danced away?
243
00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:25,617
See? It even sounds crazy
when you say it.
244
00:11:25,619 --> 00:11:27,619
I'll be in my room.
245
00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:32,857
♪ DoofenshmirtzEvil Incorporated ♪
246
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:36,661
Look at this, Norm.
My brother Roger has been
elected mayor!
247
00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:40,865
Look at him.
He's honest and reputable
and, ugh, law-abiding! Oh!
248
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:44,636
There isn't room for both
of us in the tri-state area!
249
00:11:44,638 --> 00:11:48,773
Hmm. Norm, I know
what we're going to do today.
250
00:11:50,509 --> 00:11:53,978
Hey, Phineas.
Whatcha eatin'?
251
00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:55,613
Fruity Rainbow Flakes.
You want some?
252
00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:57,882
Oh, no, thanks.
I already had breakfast.
253
00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:00,919
You know, I've never
in real life.ne of these
254
00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:03,688
You haven't?
No, but I'd sure
like to.
255
00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:06,291
Ferb, I know what we're
gonna do today.
256
00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,793
Hi, boys.
Hi, Mom. What's with
the satellite dish?
257
00:12:08,795 --> 00:12:10,862
It's a protective collar.
258
00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:13,364
The vet says that Perry
needs to wear it
for the rest of the day.
259
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,266
(growls)
260
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:17,869
I still don't know how he
scratched himself up so much.
261
00:12:19,805 --> 00:12:21,706
Aha!
262
00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:25,777
(crash/whirring)
263
00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:27,579
Well, I think it's cool.
264
00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:29,681
It's a bold fashion
statement, all right.
265
00:12:29,683 --> 00:12:32,751
Speaking of bold fashion
statements, have you
seen Candace today?
266
00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:35,453
Mom! This is a total disaster!
267
00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:39,891
The dry cleaner
switched my clothes
with some Goth chick!
268
00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:42,927
I look like a total freak,
like I'm all outsider-y.
269
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:45,330
I wonder what happened
to Candace's clothes.
270
00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:48,833
I can't believe it, Lacy.
I look like
a walking candy cane.
271
00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:51,569
I mean, how many evil
scientists' daughters
do you know who -
272
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:55,907
(drilling)
Hold on, Lacy.
I can't hear myself gripe.
273
00:12:55,909 --> 00:13:00,311
(chuckling/humming)
274
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:03,047
Whatcha doin'?
"Whatcha doin'?" What does
it look like to you?
275
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:05,350
I'm building
an evil empire.
276
00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:08,019
My very own
Fortress of Eviltude.
277
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:10,488
Aren't you a little old
to be building a fort?
278
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:11,890
No, no, I'm not.
Shut up.
279
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:14,993
Dad, I told you
a hundred times, I -
280
00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:18,429
(drilling resumes)
Don't forget,
Friday is cake day.
281
00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:20,532
I have to call you back.
(click)
282
00:13:20,534 --> 00:13:22,333
What on Earth
is going on here?
283
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:23,768
Oh, Vanessa!
284
00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:26,704
Well, you're looking...
uh...
285
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,706
Oh, no matter.
Where we are going,
286
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:31,376
you can dress up like a clown
every day if you want.
287
00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:33,945
Wh-What do you mean,
"where we're going"?
288
00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:37,348
We are moving... to a golden
country on the sea,
289
00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:41,953
a country created by
the greatest mastermind
of our time, me.
290
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,622
Assisted by Norm.
I'm drilling.
291
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:47,892
I bring to you... Doofania!
292
00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:52,497
Where there will be
no brothers trying to
make me look bad.
293
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:57,602
No. I will be the ruler
of my very own evil empire!
294
00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,671
You're building
your own evil land?
295
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:01,072
Yes, yes, an evil country.
296
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:02,974
And you made
a plush model?
297
00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:04,943
Well, yeah.
You know, I, uh...
298
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:07,846
I had a lot of... felt.
299
00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:09,848
You do know what
this means?
300
00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:14,485
That we'll finally have
that special daddy-daughter
bond you've always craved?
301
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:18,890
No. It means I am finally
gonna have proof. Ha!
You are busted.
302
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:21,025
♪ Busted I'm gonna tell Mom.
303
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,728
Great. Tell her what?
304
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:26,965
Mom, Mom, you've got
to come quick. There's
proof that Dad is evil.
305
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:31,903
Vanessa, honey,
I'm having my me-eeee day,
remember?
306
00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:34,505
Uh, but -
Look, hon, why don't you
give your old dad a break?
307
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:37,141
Just try to make the best of it,
and I'll pick you up later.
(ring)
308
00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:41,012
Oh! Time for my seaweed
mud wrap. Gotta go.
(beep)
309
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,581
Is everything
all set, Ferb?
310
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:46,117
Great. Now -
Hey, where's Perry?
311
00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:56,694
Agent P? Agent P?
312
00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:59,597
Hello, Agent P?
313
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:01,599
Agent P?
314
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:04,502
Carl, he does know thisis scheduled for thismorning, doesn't he?
315
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,070
It's onhis calendar, sir.
316
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,539
I mean, we sentthe e-mail, right?
317
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:11,009
I think so.Let me check.
318
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:13,411
(singsong)Mommy-mi-moe-moo.
319
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,480
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah.
320
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:18,616
Me-ma-moe-moo-my-pa.
321
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,051
(clears throat)
322
00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:23,054
Ma-moe-mee-ma-moo.
323
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:26,491
Hi, Phineas.
Whatcha doin'?
324
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:29,494
Well, you know how you said
you'd never seen a rainbow
in real life?
325
00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:30,995
Well, actually, I -
326
00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:33,097
Behold!
(beep)
327
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,433
The Rainbowinator!
328
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,068
Well, that's nice,
Phineas, but I -
329
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,938
Made with real crystals
and super-charged with
Fruity Rainbow Flakes.
330
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:42,774
You don't understand. I -
Soon there will be
a giant rainbow
331
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:47,478
that will sprawl across
the entire tri-state area!
332
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,514
Or at least
that's the plan anyway.
333
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:51,516
Candace, honey, could you
hold the door for me?
334
00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:54,619
I have to return this
novelty lawn mower
your father got.
335
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,654
(frustrated groan)
336
00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:58,823
I just don't want anyone
to see me in these clothes.
337
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,591
You think you feel
ridiculous?
338
00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:02,794
I'm carrying a jackalope
into a lawn mower store.
339
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:04,562
OK, Mom. I'll wait
for you in the car.
340
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,831
Candace -
When did you go Goth?
341
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:08,866
What? I didn't.
(snaps)
342
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,935
And... send.
(beep)
343
00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:13,104
Wow, 50 replies already.
344
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:15,640
(cell phone rings)Hello?
345
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:18,242
(Stacy) Candace,I heard you're Goth now.Why didn't you tell me?
346
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:21,045
Well, Norm, I've got
to give it to you.
347
00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:24,983
Under my genius supervision,
you turned out extremely
adequate work.
348
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:27,552
We're all very impressed
with your numbers, sir.
349
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:29,988
Although something seems
to be missing.
350
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:32,056
I know, it's Perry
the Platypus!
351
00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:40,531
What's keeping him?
Gee, I hope something
horrible happened to him.
352
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,035
Does someone need a hug?
353
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:46,604
Of course not,
you glorified waffle iron.
354
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,773
Just launch it now.
355
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:53,077
Mom, I'm at the docks.
You gotta get down here
right away.
356
00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:55,780
(muffled) OK, honey.
I'll see youat feh.
357
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:57,248
You'll see me at five?
358
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,950
No. Feh.Four?
359
00:16:58,952 --> 00:17:00,551
Feh."Feh"?
360
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,220
Yeah. Feh.
361
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:05,923
OK, I'll see you
at feh.
362
00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:07,759
(beep)
363
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:16,734
Oh, hi, Vanessa!
What do you think?
364
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:18,569
My own country, eh?
365
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:20,571
I love what you've done
with the place.
366
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:23,775
Yeah. Yeah,
I think it's nice.
367
00:17:23,777 --> 00:17:26,577
This time I am staying
right here where no one
can see me.
368
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:29,180
All right, suit yourself.
369
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:30,081
(gasps)
370
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,949
Oh, no!
371
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:33,551
Mom's gonna get a ticket!
372
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:37,188
That would have been
embarrassing.
373
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:40,658
Whoa. Candace, are you
going Goth now?
374
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,628
Uh, uh, I'm not wearing this.
I mean, I'm wearing it
375
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:47,565
in that it's actually
on my body right now,
but I'm not attached to it.
376
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:50,201
Not to say that I'm
attached to my other clothes.
377
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:53,204
I mean, I can actually
take them off. No, no, no.
But, I mean -
378
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:56,140
I didn't want to put these -
I-I want to put clothes on,
but I -
379
00:17:56,142 --> 00:18:00,711
It was a mix-up, OK?
The dry cleaners and a -
a jackalope lawn mower, and -
380
00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:04,315
(pants) Do you like it?
381
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:07,752
All right, Norm,
the anthem, please.
382
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:08,786
(whirring)
383
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:12,123
(♪ march)
384
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:16,828
♪ In the bay off the coast
of the tri-state area
385
00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:20,832
♪ Floats a country
for me and me
386
00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:23,134
♪ It's new, it's bright
387
00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:25,203
♪ And it's founded on spite
388
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:29,140
♪ And it's everything
I dreamed it would be
389
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:32,677
♪ Hail, hail Doofania
390
00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:34,278
(record needle crackling)
391
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:38,182
D-Does it feel like
it stops too quickly?
We'll work on it.
392
00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:40,751
(horn honks)
Oh, good, Mom's here.
393
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:45,123
Mom, where have you been?
I told you on the phone
I would meet you at FEH.
394
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,891
The Freight Emergency Harbor?
395
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:49,060
(ship horn blows)
396
00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:51,662
OK, never mind that,
but Dad and Norm built
397
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:53,731
an entire country
on the sea. Come on.
398
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:56,834
OK, Isabella, ready to see
your first rainbow?
399
00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:58,803
But, Phineas,
I keep tellin' ya -
400
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,705
OK, no, don't thank us
yet, Isabella.
401
00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:02,807
I only wish Perry
was here to see this.
402
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:05,176
(theme music playing slowly)
403
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:10,148
Ferb, power it up!
404
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:12,783
Isabella, pour, pour!
405
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:20,825
Ooh!
Wow!
406
00:19:22,761 --> 00:19:24,295
(air hissing)
407
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:25,997
Oh?
408
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:30,301
(air whistling)
409
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:34,939
Well, that can't be...
good.
410
00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:39,677
See? You see? Look, look.
411
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:43,114
I do see.
412
00:19:43,116 --> 00:19:45,149
What a cute little city.
413
00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:47,051
Oh, and it's soft.
414
00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:48,886
Heinz, you made
a plush model?
415
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,321
I had a lot of felt!
416
00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:52,390
Well, at least
it holds together.
(squeaking)
417
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:55,359
Remember that dining set
you tried to build
for our apartment?
418
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:58,362
It's hard to forget
when you keep reminding me.
419
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,198
But - but - but...
420
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:03,267
Oh, come on, Vanessa.
I think we need to get you
out of the sun.
421
00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:06,337
Who's up for a game
of lawn darts?
422
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:10,374
I'd prefer to play
hide-and-seek, because
I don't want to see you.
423
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:11,709
Ouch.
424
00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:16,447
(sighs)
425
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:26,390
(beeping)
426
00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:32,863
You know, in retrospect,
I question the inclusion
427
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:35,366
of a self-destruct button
in the first place.
428
00:20:37,469 --> 00:20:39,837
(sneezes)
429
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:42,006
Bless you,
Perry the Platypus.
430
00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:45,142
♪ Mow, mow, mow,and my heart starts pumpin'
431
00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:46,944
♪ Chicka-chicka-choo-wa
432
00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:51,282
(with Carl)♪ Gitcha-gitcha-goomeans I love you ♪
433
00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:53,251
I work alone, Carl.Sorry, sir.
434
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:55,353
It's a solo.
435
00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:57,922
So, Isabella, what'd you
think of your first rainbow?
436
00:20:57,924 --> 00:21:01,092
Well, it was really pretty,
but it's not my first rainbow.
437
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:03,327
But you said you'd never
seen one in real life.
438
00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:06,364
No, no, I've never
seen a unicorn.
439
00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:08,766
Oh!
440
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:12,436
That's completely different.
Hey, Ferb, I know what
we're doing tomorrow.
441
00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:14,972
(Perry growls)Perry, I almost forgot.
442
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:18,442
It's the end of the day.
You don't need to wear
that thing anymore.
443
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,478
Enjoy your freedom.
444
00:21:23,815 --> 00:21:26,284
Eight, nine, ten!
445
00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:29,220
Ready or not,
here I come!
446
00:21:29,222 --> 00:21:30,921
What? Oh!
447
00:21:30,923 --> 00:21:33,424
No, no, no!
It's called hide-and-seek!
448
00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:36,294
You hide, and I seek.
I cannot seek if you don't hide.
449
00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:38,362
So you go hide yourself.
450
00:21:38,364 --> 00:21:41,465
Ignoramus. Go, go, go.
Let's - Let's try this again.
451
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:44,168
One, two, three... ten!
452
00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:46,270
Now where is he?
453
00:21:46,272 --> 00:21:49,307
I'm right here, sir.
454
00:21:51,209 --> 00:21:54,245
Oh, there you are,
Perry the Platypus.
455
00:21:54,247 --> 00:21:58,249
Hey, Norm, look who decided
to show up.
456
00:22:05,357 --> 00:22:07,992
(both) Hey!
457
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:10,561
♪ There's a bright, shiny place
458
00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:12,930
♪ With a flag that bears my face
459
00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:17,201
♪ And it's floating
on an inner tube
460
00:22:17,203 --> 00:22:21,339
♪ Far away from city life,
my stupid brother and ex-wife
461
00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:25,509
♪ And it's got
an evil attitude
462
00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:28,846
♪ Hail, hail Doofania
463
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:32,016
(record needle crackling)
464
00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:35,019
You know, the stopping
is still bothering me.
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