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[♪ upbeat theme music playing]
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- [glass shatters]
- [♪ theme concludes]
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[♪ bold news intro music playing]
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- Good evening.
- [cheerful] Hi!
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[serious] Good evening.
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- Enough!
- [laughing]
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Now, let's get the latest
from our entertainment reporter,
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Jim Vaudevillewicz. Jim?
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Thanks, doll.
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- [fans cheering]
- I'm here at Madison Cube Garden,
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where teen pop sensation Coco Charm
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has just announced her new tour.
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[pimply teen robot grunts]
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I don't much care for pop music myself,
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but I'm told her catchy tunes
will really gas your chickens.
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Ooh! [excited muttering]
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Amy loves Coco Charm!
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Oh, I must get her tickets
for her birthday.
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Good luck!
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Last time, they sold out
in one Coco-second.
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The quantum unit of time.
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It's hard to get her a meaningful gift.
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Amy's family is so wealthy,
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she can buy herself anything she wants.
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- [♪ inspiring music playing]
- But this is my chance to show her
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how much I love her.
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I've been saving up,
and I'm going to get tickets
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the instant they go on sale.
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Here she comes! Pretend we're talking
about something else.
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[stammers] And that's how I cured
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the disgusting venereal disease
you all had,
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- you sick perverts.
- [pizza slice plops]
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I can catch 'em faster
than you can cure 'em.
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[kiss smacking] Sorry I'm late.
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I ran outta gas, so I had to buy
a new car dealership.
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That's my little problem-solver.
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[♪ grand orchestral music playing]
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[shuttle whirring]
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Deliveries-es.
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Open the pod bay doors, Kif.
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They're delivering my new
plus-sized captain's chair.
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- [grunting exhale]
- [fabric stretching]
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Yes, that will fix it, sir.
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[lever clicking]
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[bay door whirring]
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- [gentle beeping]
- What's that?! Are we under attack?
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No time to answer. Return fire.
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It's just a phone alert, sir.
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[hologram zapping]
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[gasps] Coco Charm's tickets
just went on sale.
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I've got to act fast!
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- [stammering]
- [lever springing]
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- [shuttle whirring]
- [bay door thuds]
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Lay the deets on me. I'm all earholes.
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- [♪ electropop music playing]
- What's up, Charmy?
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I am so excited to tell you
how to get tickets
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for my upcoming Revolution Tour!
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All you gotta do
is follow me on PinstaCram...
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- [Kif nervously muttering]
- ...scroll past the fine print,
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and click on the link
to the Charmy Fan Page.
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Enter your phone number,
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and they'll text you two
six-digit authentication codes.
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You guess the right one...
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[Kif] Ooh, they both look so good.
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...retype it in the lilac-scented box...
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My people can't smell lilac!
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...before it expires in two seconds.
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- [Kif groaning]
- And you'll be number...
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[computer voice] Like, 38 million.
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...in line for as many
tickets as you want!
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[computer voice]
The maximum you can want is two.
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Checking Ticketmistress...
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There are still seats!
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[gasps] Oh, dear God,
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those cost more than my annual salary.
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[scroller clicking]
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Wait! I can afford these ones
in the very back.
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But they're so far away,
she'll finish playing the song
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before we hear it.
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Ugh. I suppose it's better than nothing.
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Just barely.
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It's all the money I've got,
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but it'll be worth it.
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[graphic chiming]
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Plus $500 convenience fee?!
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What the heck is a convenience fee?
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No one knows. But it's huge,
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and it springs on you out of nowhere.
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Much like Zapp Brannigan.
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[growling]
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- [♪ somber music playing]
- [Kif groaning sadly]
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- [head thuds]
- [Zapp] At ease, Kif.
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[body deflating]
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[shuttle whirring, crashing]
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Dings-dongs, your chair's heres.
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♪
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[water squirting]
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[Newt giggling]
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Kiffy! Do you like my new purse?
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It's made of some fancy leather
I've never even heard of.
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What's a "minotaur"?
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It's lovely, dear.
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I figured I'd treat myself
for my birthday.
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It's quiet luxury.
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Oh wait, I forgot to turn it on.
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[starter sputtering]
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[engine revving]
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- [engine shuts off]
- [Kif sighs]
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Are you sad?
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You know me too well, Newt.
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I love Mommy so much,
but I just can't afford to--
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[♪ suspenseful music playing]
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Can't afford...
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[♪ suspenseful music continues]
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Newt, exercise your gills
until Daddy says the coast is clear.
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- [water splashing]
- [Newt giggling, spitting]
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[giggling continues]
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[♪ somber music playing]
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[♪ bright music playing]
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[crew singing]
♪ What a day for a birthday ♪
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♪ Let's all have some cake ♪
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- [blowing]
- [candles glitching]
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Thanks, everybody.
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I'm gonna go get a chair for my purse.
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It's really heavy 'cause of the battery.
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[straining and grunting]
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So, did you get those tickets?
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Does a glorp shmorble in the woods?
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I don't know. I sure do.
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Amy's going to be so surprised
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when she hears we're seeing Coco Charm!
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[eyePhone alert chiming]
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Oh, Coco Charm is playing!
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- [keypad clacking]
- VIP seats... highest price...
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convenience fees... and... smurchase!
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[cash register chiming]
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Kif's gonna be so surprised
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when he hears we're seeing Coco Charm!
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- [♪ bright music playing]
- [all chomping and chewing]
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That Bender one's from me, Bender.
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- [Amy shrieks]
- I knew you'd like it.
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It's one of those smart
health-monitor rings.
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[♪ video "game over" tune playing]
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Ooh-hoo, now open mine.
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I'm so excited, I'm red-shifting!
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[♪ pensive music playing]
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Coco Charm tickets?
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Back row?
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[♪ touching music playing]
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Oh, Kiffy, this is the best present
I've ever gotten.
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Thank you.
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- [kiss smacking] Mwah.
- Oh!
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- [giggling]
- [skin shimmering]
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[crew] Aw!
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Mine was better.
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Oh, fuff. Who on Earth
cares about this "Coco Charm"?
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Everyone but you, basically.
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She's the most popular
musician in the world!
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Don't underestimate her, Professor.
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She's an astute businessteen
with a degree in computer science.
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And her music makes me
feel all these feelings.
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I don't even know why.
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I know why. And many other things.
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[♪ bright music playing]
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I've always thought it strange that
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the propagation of acoustic waves
through a gaseous medium
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could elicit an emotional response.
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I've always thought that too, I think.
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- [♪ piano keys playing]
- Why does a major key
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feel bright and hopeful,
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while a minor key feels sad and dreary?
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Because one's sad and one's happy?
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Yes, but why?
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I-- I don't know.
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I didn't know you could ask that.
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- [♪ gentle music box music playing]
- Maybe certain audio patterns
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remind us of our parents' voices
as heard in the womb.
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- [♪ percussive music playing]
- Or the rhythms of nature.
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- [♪ groovy music playing]
- Or simply scratch our primal need
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to shake it like a salt shaker.
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Make it a Polaroid picture.
I'm on a low-sodium diet.
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- [♪ inspiring music playing]
- Regardless, music is a powerful tool
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used by movies, TV,
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even lowly cartoons,
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to move and inspire viewers.
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I understand now.
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But why? Why does it affect us so?
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- [♪ touching music playing]
- You see, tiny hair cells in the inner ear
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resonate to specific frequencies,
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triggering signals in the neurons
of the amygdala,
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where sound and emotion
are cognitively interpolated.
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[all sobbing]
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So expositional.
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Thanks again for the tickets, Kiffy.
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They're perfect. And so are you.
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I'll see you tonight. [smooching]
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Man, I wish I'd gotten tickets for Leela.
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It's also her birthday this year.
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[softly] Here, take these extras.
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Just tell her you bought them.
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I bought tickets, Leela?
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[♪ thrilling music playing]
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[crowd cheering]
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I know they're not
the best seats, but, um--
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No, they're fine!
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They have giant screens next to the stage.
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Look, you can see them
through the binoculars.
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- [door opens]
- [binoculars whirring]
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[Kif] Wait, is that Fry and Leela
down at sea level?
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How could they afford VIP tickets?
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Oh, it's probably just
a Fry-and-Leela-shaped smudge
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on the lens. [chuckles nervously]
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- Here, let me clean it.
- [lens squeaking]
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- Oops!
- [binoculars shattering]
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[crowd chattering]
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Wow. I'm surprised
I bought such great seats!
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[breathing deeply]
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We're so close I can smell the roadies.
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Well, I do have three armpits.
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[lights whirring, spotlights clicking]
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- [microphone feedback]
- [announcer] And now,
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please welcome
our opening act, DJ TimeFilla,
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with his number three hit,
Airline Customer Service Hold Music.
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[gasps] I know that one!
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[stage lift whirring]
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[♪ smooth jazz "hold" music playing]
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[DJ TimeFilla]
We appreciate your patience.
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The performer you paid for...
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[recorded voice] Coco. Charm.
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[DJ TimeFilla]
...is currently eating a light snack.
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Please hold for the next available...
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[recorded voice] Coco. Charm.
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We love you, DJ TimeFilla!
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Are you having fun?
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You're not even wearing
the counterfeit shirt Bender sold us.
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I didn't wanna hurt your feelings, Fry,
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but I don't really like Coco Charm.
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I'm gonna catch up on my audio books.
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[♪ jazz "hold" music continues]
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[earbuds whirring, clicking]
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Ooh, a British accent.
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[DJ TimeFilla] Your entertainment
is important to us.
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Your headliner will be with you
in five... four...
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- [cheering growing louder]
- [Coco Charm] Three... two...
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- One!
- [DJ TimeFilla shrieking]
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[crowd cheering]
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How's my Charmy doing tonight?
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- [cheering and applause]
- [Amy] We love you, Coco!
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That dot is her!
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[♪ pop rock music playing]
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♪ Your arms are around me ♪
252
00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:08,273
♪ Holdin' me back ♪
253
00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:11,860
♪ You never do the dishes ♪
254
00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:14,279
♪ There's a stain on your slacks ♪
255
00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:17,116
♪ I love you, but you're such a loser! ♪
256
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,827
It's like she's singing just to me.
257
00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:21,412
- [♪ power-pop music playing]
- ♪ You're a little bit fun ♪
258
00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:23,580
♪ And a lotta dead weight ♪
259
00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:25,249
[singing along] ♪ I'm a little bit fun ♪
260
00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,126
♪ And a lotta dead weight ♪
261
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,794
♪ A little bit fun, fun, fun ♪
262
00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:32,381
- [♪ country music playing]
- ♪ Every anniversary ♪
263
00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:36,718
♪ Feels like another 100 years ♪
264
00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:38,262
[♪ upbeat pop rock music playing]
265
00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:41,390
♪ He left me hangin' on the vine ♪
266
00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:43,267
♪ All he did was whine ♪
267
00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:47,229
♪ Now I'm lookin'
for a new bad boyfriend ♪
268
00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:49,857
♪ Baby, maybe you got the grapes ♪
269
00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:51,233
♪ Oh yeah, said ♪
270
00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:54,278
♪ Baby, maybe you got the grapes ♪
271
00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:56,530
- [cheering and applause]
- Yeah! That's what I'm talkin' about!
272
00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:58,031
- [screen clicking]
- Woo-hoo!
273
00:10:58,032 --> 00:10:59,950
[cheering and applause continue]
274
00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:01,743
[Coco panting]
275
00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:04,204
That was fantastic, Miss Charm.
276
00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:05,914
What? Oh, yeah.
277
00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:08,083
So... yeah.
278
00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:11,170
It's like your music totally gets
into our heads, you know?
279
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,254
Well... [chuckles]
280
00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:15,799
I mean, music is really just
computer code for the mind.
281
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:19,511
- [♪ guitar music playing]
- [hologram twinkling]
282
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,972
If you know how to program
in that language,
283
00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:25,143
you can make people respond
however you want.
284
00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:28,520
[chuckles] If you don't believe me,
285
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,773
wait 'til you see my encore.
286
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:36,445
[crowd] [chanting]
Encore! Encore! Encore! Encore!
287
00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:38,530
- [flames whooshing]
- [crowd cheering]
288
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,199
[♪ electric guitar playing]
289
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,159
Charmy, are you with me?
290
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,661
[crowd continues cheering]
291
00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,997
Bring back DJ TimeFilla!
292
00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:49,833
I said, are you with me?
293
00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:51,960
[♪ upbeat rock music playing]
294
00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:55,255
'Cause it's time for a revolution.
295
00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:59,134
- [crowd cheering]
- [♪ electric guitar riffing]
296
00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:01,637
[feet stomping in unison]
297
00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,013
[♪ upbeat rock music playing]
298
00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:06,642
We're not an army, we're a Charmy!
299
00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:09,811
But, by the way, we're also an army.
300
00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:11,730
- [crowd cheering]
- [♪ upbeat rock music continues]
301
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:14,399
Army? Aren't you already in one of those?
302
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,277
Yes. My loyalty is to Commander Brannigan.
303
00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:20,822
- ♪ Assimilation is freedom ♪
- [crowd stomping]
304
00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:22,449
Yes, Commander Charm!
305
00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:23,951
[♪ upbeat rock music continues]
306
00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:26,620
[rhythmic stomping continues]
307
00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:29,831
It's so loud, I'm hearing
something through my butt!
308
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,500
- [stomping continues]
- [floor cracking]
309
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:33,001
[Leela] The beat is too crunchy!
310
00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:34,378
We have to get outta here!
311
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,463
This whole place is gonna come down.
312
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:39,549
No, this whole world is gonna come down.
313
00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:41,009
- What?
- I said--
314
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,594
- [Leela] Hi-yah!
- [Fry chokes]
315
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,806
- [crowd stomping]
- [♪ upbeat rock music continues]
316
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,475
[♪ dramatic music playing]
317
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:50,436
[rocket blasting]
318
00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:54,815
[♪ dramatic music continues]
319
00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:57,735
She sure knows how to finish a show.
320
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,655
[stadium rumbling]
321
00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:04,157
[♪ ominous music playing]
322
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:06,576
- [TV static buzzing]
- My fellow Earthicans,
323
00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:09,329
a giant stadium is menacing our world
324
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:10,872
for reasons unknown.
325
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:14,626
I have therefore ordered four-skirt
General Zapp Brannigan to--
326
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,836
[startled barking]
327
00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:17,421
[antenna twanging]
328
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:18,922
[Zapp chuckles and sighs]
329
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:21,258
Take us into firing range, Kif.
330
00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:22,801
Kif has the day off, sir.
331
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,428
I'm Ensign Zig.
332
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:25,929
Grobel Zig's daughter?
333
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,556
I served under your father!
334
00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:29,474
Yes, sir. You got him killed.
335
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,351
Glad you're following in his footsteps.
336
00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:33,729
Now, I don't like shooting
unarmed enemies,
337
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:34,813
I love it!
338
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,148
- [explosion booms]
- [grunts]
339
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,317
Hey! You said they were unarmed.
340
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,110
It's some kind of sonic weapon.
341
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:43,197
[rhythmic stomp-clapping]
342
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:45,824
[♪ battle rock music playing]
343
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:46,909
[sonic wave blasting]
344
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,287
[Zapp Brannigan] Whoa!
345
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:53,541
- [lasers zapping]
- [sonic waves blasting]
346
00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:57,211
[blasting and zapping continue over TV]
347
00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:00,964
Sweet potato gnocchi of the Okefenokee!
348
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:03,300
Is that the cube
Leela, Fry, and Amy are in?
349
00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:04,760
- [door opens]
- [Leela panting]
350
00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:05,969
[others gasp]
351
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,888
So, how was the concert?
352
00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:09,765
- [Fry thuds]
- Coco Charm used her music
353
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:12,101
to take control of her fans somehow!
354
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,686
[Fry rhythmic stomp-clapping]
355
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:15,812
Cut that out!
356
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,105
- [smacking, grunts]
- [Fry thuds]
357
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,565
Oops, he's dead.
358
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,650
[grunting] No, I'm okay.
359
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:21,819
You don't look okay.
360
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,863
Bender, stop killing Fry and listen.
361
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:28,617
Before the attack, Coco said
something weird about using music
362
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:30,369
as a programming language.
363
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,620
My God!
364
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:34,414
That pop phenom is using musical riffs
365
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:36,416
to reprogram the brain!
366
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,043
Is there any way to stop it?
367
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,836
- [Fry thuds]
- Good question!
368
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:42,255
We'll have to override her melody
369
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:44,800
with a carefully composed counter-melody
370
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:47,177
that will program them to surrender.
371
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:51,848
Let's just hope there's some weakness
in the design of that death cube.
372
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:54,017
- [hologram beeping]
- Of course!
373
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:57,521
If we fly through this
T-shirt vendor access trench,
374
00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,856
we can transmit our surrender melody
375
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:02,818
via the stadium's Bluetooth receiver!
376
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:06,196
But, due to the pathetically
limited range of Bluetooth,
377
00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:08,198
we'll need to get within eight feet
378
00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:10,158
before we fire the playlist.
379
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,743
What is this, Tron?
380
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,454
- No, Star Wars.
- Got it. Let's go.
381
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:17,165
- [♪ dramatic music playing]
- [lasers zapping]
382
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,168
[Planet Express zooming]
383
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:24,423
Hold onto your bowels. I'm going in!
384
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:28,760
- [sonic waves blasting]
- [rockets zooming]
385
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,513
Closing on target.
386
00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,806
The volume knob's stuck!
387
00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:35,267
Use some force, Luke-la.
388
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:38,270
- [Fry stomp-clapping]
- [Leela grunting]
389
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:42,441
Got it!
Firing surrender playlist in three, two--
390
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:43,525
[grunting]
391
00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:44,860
[crew yelping]
392
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:46,820
- Fry! What are you doing?
- [rhythmic stomp-clapping]
393
00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:49,115
[Bluetooth waves blasting]
394
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,076
We missed! We're off course.
395
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:55,495
[Bluetooth waves blasting]
396
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,038
[Nimbus powering down]
397
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:59,875
[♪ electronic "surrender melody" playing]
398
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:01,376
God, that's demoralizing.
399
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:02,878
I can't fight to that.
400
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:05,672
- Surrender at will!
- [sighing] Ugh.
401
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,382
[rhythmic stomp-clapping]
402
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:10,886
I don't get it. Fry can't still be
hearing Coco Charm's music.
403
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,429
The ship is soundproof.
404
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:13,638
Oh no!
405
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:16,892
The music is so catchy,
it's stuck in his head.
406
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:18,643
If we can't get it out of there,
407
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:21,147
Fry will dance himself to death!
408
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,526
[♪ pensive music playing]
409
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:28,778
- [keyboard clacking]
- [Fry muffled humming]
410
00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:30,071
It's no use.
411
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:32,574
We've tried playing
catchy commercial jingles,
412
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:34,034
Walking on Sunshine,
413
00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:37,037
even shocking him to a competing ska beat.
414
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:39,122
- [electricity zapping]
- [♪ ska music playing]
415
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:42,626
If electro-ska therapy
won't cure him, nothin' will.
416
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:46,379
Then, I'm afraid Fry's only hope
is emergency surgery
417
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,924
to remove the affected brain cells.
418
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,092
[all gasping]
419
00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:52,636
[pincers clacking]
Prepare for brain surgery!
420
00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,804
- [Fry continues humming]
- The brain's the one in the groin, yes?
421
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:55,931
[♪ dramatic music playing]
422
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,182
- [glove snapping]
- [pincer clacking]
423
00:16:57,183 --> 00:17:00,644
- [brain scan rhythmically beeping]
- We'll need to excise the precise neurons
424
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:03,980
caught in Coco Charm's
Dance Dance Revolution.
425
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:06,566
It's too delicate an operation
for a scalpel.
426
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,568
- I'll have to raw-claw it.
- [pincers snipping]
427
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,695
- [flesh squelching]
- [all cringing and gagging]
428
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,405
- [Dr. Zoidberg] Here, hold this.
- [scalp plopping]
429
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,115
- [claws snipping]
- [graphics beeping]
430
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,951
And... done!
431
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:19,329
I think maybe the surgery
was a success for once.
432
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,581
- [scalp squishing]
- How do you feel?
433
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:22,707
Great!
434
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,042
I'm-- I'm okay.
435
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,670
I finally got that damn melody
outta my head.
436
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:29,422
- How'd it go again?
- Like this. [clearing throat]
437
00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:31,424
[singing]
♪ You're a little bit fun and a-- ♪
438
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:32,509
- [fist thuds]
- [Bender exclaims]
439
00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:34,386
[♪ dramatic music playing]
440
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,971
[landing thuds]
441
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:38,975
[Charmy rhythmic stomp-clapping]
442
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,228
- [dancing stops]
- Earth hereby surrenders.
443
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,188
I just have one question.
444
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:46,398
What the hell?
445
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:49,609
I have always stood for peace and love.
446
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,069
[camera shutters clicking]
447
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,612
But for too long,
448
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:56,032
Earth has moved
relentlessly toward conflict.
449
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:58,952
That is why I am deploying my Charmy
450
00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:01,830
to rid the world of its weapons of war.
451
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:05,041
Even now, a squad of my elite Charmandos
452
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:08,587
are destroying your stockpile
of doomsday devices,
453
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:13,717
ensuring they'll never ever
be used in anger again!
454
00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:17,012
Well, how else would
you use a doomsday device?!
455
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:19,097
[explosion blasting]
456
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,432
[stomp-clapping]
457
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,977
Besties, the age of war is over.
458
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:26,605
[Omicronian saucers zooming]
459
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:27,981
[Leela] Alien invaders!
460
00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:31,276
We're under attack. Man battle stations!
461
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:34,362
With what?
We don't have any weapons anymore.
462
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,740
We don't even have any stations.
463
00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:40,327
- [♪ dramatic music playing]
- [air brakes hissing]
464
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:43,998
I'm gonna write
a really sad hit about this.
465
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:46,958
[♪ dramatic music playing]
466
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,209
[plank thuds]
467
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,462
[♪ music intensifies]
468
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:51,838
- [microphone feedback]
- I am Lrrr,
469
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:54,716
ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8,
470
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:58,470
and also, now this pathetic,
defenseless planet.
471
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,013
[softly] What planet is this, by the way?
472
00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:01,598
Earth, Your Magnificence.
473
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:03,475
Seriously? Again?!
474
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,768
Well, whatever.
475
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:08,938
I promise my regime will be
as merciless as it is cruel!
476
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:10,231
Long may you reign.
477
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:13,234
Are you happy now, you misguided ninny?!
478
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:16,613
You've handed Earth over
to a vicious space lizard.
479
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:17,906
[Coco sobbing]
480
00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:20,533
- [♪ sad guitar strumming]
- I'm just a teenager.
481
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:24,329
How would I know what to do with an army?
[sobbing]
482
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:28,458
"Peace on Earth" sounded so good.
483
00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:31,169
O-M-G, you're Coco Charm!
484
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,005
I am Lrrr, ruler of
the Coco Charm Fan Club
485
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,632
of Omicron Persei 8.
486
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:38,134
Would you, uh-- would you be willing
to sign something?
487
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:40,428
- How about my skull?
- [scalp peeling]
488
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:42,847
- [Lrrr grunting]
- [pen scribbling]
489
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:43,932
- [hand slapping]
- Ah!
490
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,642
Keep it in your skin, Lrrr.
491
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:47,769
I was gonna turn this planet
into a hellscape,
492
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,562
you know, as a vacation spot.
493
00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,690
But I don't want to cause any drama.
494
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:55,193
To quote your hit song,
"I'm gonna be the bigger girl."
495
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,904
Well, I guess that's that. World peace.
496
00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:01,157
Back to your joyless,
soul-crushing lives, everyone.
497
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:02,992
You're free, Charmy.
498
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:06,162
[♪ bright rock music playing]
499
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:08,498
[all groaning and muttering]
500
00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:11,876
Please give me grace
about the brain programming.
501
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:14,170
It's fine. It was a great concert.
502
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:17,424
I just feel sad that we have
all these armies and no one to fight.
503
00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:19,968
[♪ military drumroll music playing]
504
00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:23,012
Actually, we do have someone to fight.
505
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:27,100
An enemy we all hate
from the deepest depths of our gills.
506
00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:28,768
Really? What could be so evil
507
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:32,021
that literally every sentient being
in the universe hates it?
508
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:33,606
[in grim tone] Ticketmistress.
509
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:36,151
- [♪ dramatic sting]
- [all booing and jeering]
510
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:38,945
- Okay then.
- They're monsters!
511
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,698
I mean, the fees cost
more than the tickets!
512
00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:45,076
I hate Ticketmistress more than anybody.
513
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:48,163
They've been gouging my fans for years.
514
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,914
But what can I do?
515
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:52,584
[sobbing] I'm just a teenager.
516
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:55,336
With three armies. Let's get 'em!
517
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:58,089
[all cheering]
518
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,591
[♪ determined rock music playing]
519
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,634
[all stomping and clapping]
520
00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:03,261
♪
521
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,263
- [doors smashing]
- [crowd clamoring]
522
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,265
[♪ music stops]
523
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:08,433
There's nobody here.
524
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,727
Nobody but this algorithm.
525
00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:13,897
- [computer beeping]
- A very simple algorithm.
526
00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:16,983
When demand goes up, it raises prices.
527
00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:20,153
And when demand goes down,
it raises prices.
528
00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:22,530
It's a little anticlimactic.
529
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,032
But I guess I'll smash it.
530
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:26,326
- [♪ dramatic sting]
- Go ahead.
531
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:30,038
If you want to destroy
the one good thing I've ever done.
532
00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:31,456
[all gasping]
533
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,374
Mom?! You run Ticketmistress--
534
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:36,044
Actually never mind, 'cause
that's the only possible thing.
535
00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:40,006
Ticketmistress is my way
of giving back to the world.
536
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,674
Are you insane?!
537
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:44,385
What about those convenience fees?
[shudders]
538
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:47,263
Those huge, predatory... [stammering]
539
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:51,017
The fact is, not one penny
of those fees goes to me.
540
00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:53,269
Aroo! It's true, Kroker.
541
00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:56,231
Mom has teamed up with
the Department of Health and Human
542
00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:58,024
and Nonhuman Services.
543
00:21:58,025 --> 00:22:00,819
- [♪ touching music playing]
- Everrrry cent of those convenience fees
544
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:03,363
goes to support schools, and hospitals,
545
00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:05,240
and to fight childhood hunger.
546
00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:07,159
Noble goals, but costly.
547
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:11,704
They paid for my tail-removal surgery.
548
00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:14,249
[crowd] Aww!
549
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:16,793
You may not like convenience fees,
550
00:22:16,794 --> 00:22:19,755
but they're a blessing for those in need.
551
00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:23,758
You're right!
We don't like convenience fees!
552
00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:26,010
[all yelling agreement]
553
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:28,096
Let's wreck up the place!
554
00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:29,722
[♪ angry rock music playing]
555
00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:31,851
[machines shattering]
556
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,311
[screaming]
557
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:38,898
[glass shattering]
558
00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:40,191
[Zoidberg slurping]
559
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,944
- [♪ music stops]
- We did it, Charmy!
560
00:22:42,945 --> 00:22:47,782
Ticketmistress will never again
gouge you with those massive fees!
561
00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:51,035
[crowd cheering]
562
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:54,122
From this day forth, I swear,
563
00:22:54,123 --> 00:22:57,584
those fees will all go to me!
564
00:22:57,585 --> 00:22:59,460
[crowd cheering]
565
00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:01,629
- [confused chatter]
- What?
566
00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:03,381
[crickets chirping]
567
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,384
[Leela humming]
568
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:09,637
[singing]
♪ Baby, maybe you got the grapes-- ♪
569
00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:11,306
Sorry. Too soon.
570
00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:13,516
Thanks again
for the front-row tickets, Amy.
571
00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:15,018
Everything worked out just fi--
572
00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:16,395
[groaning]
573
00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:21,524
Amy, you had VIP tickets
and you gave them away?
574
00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:22,692
Why?
575
00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:24,819
[♪ gentle music playing]
576
00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:27,197
Because I liked the ones
you bought me better.
577
00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:32,493
My love, I have a terrible confession.
578
00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:36,039
I couldn't afford tickets,
so I stole the money.
579
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,582
Kif! [gasps]
580
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,208
You stole money?
581
00:23:39,209 --> 00:23:41,628
- I'm so proud of you!
- [grunting]
582
00:23:41,629 --> 00:23:43,338
Unless you stole it from me.
583
00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:46,090
No, I stole it from Amy.
584
00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:48,259
It's the worst thing I've ever done.
585
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:51,931
[sobbing] How can you ever forgive me?
586
00:23:53,307 --> 00:23:54,724
Like this.
587
00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:55,808
[smooches]
588
00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:57,143
Aw.
589
00:23:57,144 --> 00:23:58,811
Also, Fry's dead.
590
00:23:58,812 --> 00:24:00,271
[♪ upbeat rock music playing]
591
00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:02,941
♪ That corkscrew walked all over me ♪
592
00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:05,193
♪ Like he was crushing cheap Chablis ♪
593
00:24:05,194 --> 00:24:09,530
♪ Now, I'm lookin'
for a new bad boyfriend ♪
594
00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:11,950
♪ Baby, maybe you got the grapes ♪
595
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,409
♪ Oh yeah, said ♪
596
00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:16,245
♪ Baby, maybe you got the grapes ♪
597
00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:18,957
Yeah! Sing it, come on!
598
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,875
Wreck it up, Charmy!
599
00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:25,213
♪ Now I'm lookin'
for a new bad boyfriend ♪
600
00:24:25,214 --> 00:24:28,967
♪ Yeah, you got the grapes,
oh yeah, said ♪
601
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:31,553
♪ Baby, maybe you got the grapes ♪
602
00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:34,847
- Yes!
- [♪ music ends]
603
00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:36,850
[cheering and applause]
604
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,813
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