All language subtitles for Mike Clum - The Sick Mind of EDP445 Official Documentary

For everybody watching this documentary,
I want you guys to take away and come

away with, I am not what the fuck they
say that I am.

I am a strong-ass motherfucking soldier,
and none of you fucking faggots can

break my ass because I'm still standing,
bitch.

If you're having girl problems, I feel
bad for your son. I got 99 problems and

a bitch ain't one.

Take my hand to the sun in the west,
feel the beat right in my chest.

Oh, come on everybody, this is what we
call the Pussy 445. Get the fuck out of

here, dude, I just overfunded the show.

Breaking news, YouTube and GDP 445 are
trying to meet a child for sex.

Coming out here to stick up a cupcake?

I am with the Predatorial Investigation
Unit.

I just want to let you know.

See this shit right here, dog?

See, this is the shit you have to watch
out for, man. You got motherfuckers,

shit, little young-ass high school
motherfuckers, you know what I mean?

Little fucking fags and shit.

I mean, let's be fucking real. Like, you
know, like people, you know, guys, you

know, they think about, you know,
fucking the shit out of a 15-year-old,

16-year-old. Oh, man, that bitch walking
down the street.

She's in high school. She's hot as fuck.
You know what I mean?

Now, mind you.

My shit gets put out there.

You feel me?

But let's not get the game fucked up.
Just because I think a certain way

doesn't mean other people don't think
the same way that I think. You know,

motherfuckers just don't know who you
are. And your fucking ass just ain't

getting exposed on the internet.

You know what I mean?

Every day, there's a new person that
gets exposed for some type of sexual

contact with a minor.

Whenever it happens, we're all like, oh,
what was he thinking?

Why would he do that?

But you never hear why. They never say
why.

They don't say anything or they
disappear or they act like it didn't

happen.

And so as uncomfortable and fucked up as
this documentary is, it actually answers

that question.

Like he went to that place.

to have sex with a 13-year-old.

Definitely, viewer discretion is
advised.

Dude's a perverted dude.

He sent me videos of him masturbating.

So what advice would I give to EDP 445?

And I'm sure you're going to be
watching, sir. I would tell you this if

you were in my office. You need to stop
doing this documentary.

Why do you think he wanted to have sex
with a 13-year-old? I mean, the reason

why I wanted to have sex with a
13-year-old is already fucking clear.

Fucking a bitch's innocence away, you
know?

Is EDP-445 a pedophile?

Yes, I believe he is.

I don't give a fuck if you're a minor. I
don't give a fuck. Oh, well, she's just

a girl.

You can't be doing that shit.

Bitch, you gotta die.

It's just, the dude is a monster. Like,
an actual, straight-up, honest-to-God

monster. This is one of those moments in
YouTube history where everybody stops.

And now this?

With a 15-year-old girl?

Mm-hmm. He doesn't care that you keep on
committing violence.

You don't give a fuck how old she is.
You're just trying to get your fucking

nut in.

13-year-old.

14-year-old.

Oh, well, he was talking to 13- and
12-year-olds.

Fuck all that.

But now you're going to tell me the next
documentary Mike Colon's going to do is

this guy, EDP.

I want

to take full responsibility for my
success.

It works. You know, two years ago, you
were caught kissing my ass.

I would say EDP is completely innocent.

He's a genuine...

Great guy he really is

All

right, so Again, so what brings you out
here today?

Well, I was actually coming out here to
pick up a cupcake

Correct. Life right now is

pretty great. I can honestly say I have
not

talked to a single fucking minor on any
social media

platforms.

I have too great pain.

well-loving jobs um you know my health
is you know pretty fucked up

but i'm but i'm doing whatever i can to
try to you know take care of myself and

um the only thing that we can continue
doing is just continue to try to push

forward you know in this documentary we
show blatant proof

and evidence of you committing multiple

crime against children.

What do you have to say to that?

Plead the fifth.

I was born in Los Angeles, California,
in Compton Hospital.

My childhood was pretty great.

I had two great, loving, caring parents.

So my first ever Eagles game was
November 30, 1997.

What really made me fall in love with
them was actually the logo on the

helmet.

how pissed off the actual logo looked.

And from that point on, I was like, fuck
it. That's the team that I'm going to

follow.

My favorite memory as a kid growing up
was Monday night, me and my sister

would do our homework, and then at
around 8.30, maybe 9 o'clock, we would

get ready to watch Monday Night Raw as
War, like fucking wrestling and shit,

you know what I mean?

But yeah, we had a great time growing
up, you know. So my favorite memory

growing up was probably just getting
ready to watch wrestling.

What I loved most about wrestling
growing up was I loved the bad guys. My

favorite wrestler growing up, I would
probably have to say was like Triple H.

You know what I mean? Because Triple H
was a fucking piece of shit.

Like, he did what the fuck he had to do
to get to the top, and he didn't give a

damn who he fucked over. He didn't give
a damn how you felt about him. Like,

take a hammer, bash your fucking brains
out. Cool, fuck it, take his title and

leave.

I always loved the bad guys, you know.

After a while, the whole...

You know, typical bullshit where it's
like, you know, come out and save the

day. You know, nobody gives a fuck about
that shit. You know what I mean? Like,

we want to see, like, some villains.

I really connected with villains because
they just did a lot of foul and fucked

up shit. Without villains, you wouldn't
have a storyline.

For me, I just felt like, you know, the
villain was more important than

the fucking hero, basically. You know
what I mean?

So in high school, I tried to talk to
girls here and there, but it just wasn't

fucking working. More specifically, I
tried talking to Martha.

She basically led me the fuck on. She
let me hug her. She even held hands

with me.

Low key, she was talking to somebody
else.

When she broke it off with me, I was so
hurt.

I went home.

I ran up the stairs. I was crying in my
fucking room, head in my fucking pillow.

I was legitimately fucking hurt. Like I
felt crushed inside, you know, with

Martha. It basically showed me women
ain't shit and they

will play you. They will fuck you over.
It won't even fucking think twice about

it.

Finishing up high school, my mindset
with women was, all right, cool, fuck

them, don't give a shit. After high
school, I got this job working at

Walmart, got fired within a month.

Then the YouTube channel happened.

I remember sitting down one day, and I
wanted to make a porn-related

YouTube name.

And so I'm just sitting there. I
literally just got off a fucking porn

hub. I swear to God.

And I went on YouTube.

I clicked on create an account. And it
said, what do you want your username to

be? And I'm like,

hmm.

I typed in eat that pussy, right?

And I was like, well, I got to come up
with some type of numbers. You know what

I mean? At first I started, you know,
eat that pussy 555.

Sounds fucking stupid, you know what I
mean?

Eat that pussy, 926. I'm just like, nah,
that's fucking dumb.

I got up, I went to go weigh myself.

At that current time, I was 445 pounds.

And I'm like, there it is.

Eat that pussy, 445.

All of my anger leading back from middle
school, high school, getting rejected by

women, it just came the fuck out in that
one goddamn video. I was fucking heated.

Once I started uploading and uploading
more and people started sharing on my

videos a lot more, this shit blew up.

From that point on, my subscribers just
started increasing and increasing and

increasing. And before you knew it, I
had close to 4 million subscribers.

For the first time in my life, I felt a
sense of accomplishment.

You know what I mean? Um, it was a great
feeling.

It was really amazing.

Yeah. So, I mean, at the, you know, at
the current point in time, even at the

peak of my YouTube channel, um, I'm
still a virgin.

Um, you know, I didn't have any
self-confidence to talk to girls, you

know? Um, I just.

It's like you come home to all this
shit, man. You got a nice ass fucking

Acura MDX up in the parking lot.

Brand new 2021 Hyundai Elantra.

Nice ass house. You got fucking over 120
grand in the fucking bank.

No pussy at all.

Jacking off watching porn.

Calling 1-800 phone sex lines and shit
it's like.

Had all this fucking money and still
couldn't get a fucking girlfriend. That

shit was like... What the fuck, you know
what I mean?

At that point in time, I didn't give a
fuck.

You know what I mean? At that point in
time, I was willing to do whatever the

fuck I had to do to get some sort of
attention.

And right then and there, You fucked up
because now something bad is about to

happen. You know what I mean?

Hey, babe, let me give you a call back.
I'm going to make a video, all right?

All right, love you.

Bye-bye.

My name is Johnny Rodriguez, aka Cold
Raven, or some people know me as Cold

Raven's Nest.

Sadly, still a YouTuber.

EDP is a chocolate hippopotamus, and I
like to split his fucking skull.

I've been having these feelings for
quite some time because he's a

manipulative, lying, pretentious,
disingenuous, flip-flopping piece of

shit. He has no balls.

So this means that you're guilty as
fuck, homie.

So when I saw my first video... I came
out with just accusations.

In the second video, I showed dead proof
evidence.

So what is this, man? Come on, ED Petal
445. I thought you said you're not a

petal, right?

I've been texting two to three girls,
cute, calling them sexy.

More girls started coming out and
started texting me like, hey, he was

also texting me this inappropriate
stuff. So I looked at his followers

list, right? He had around 300 to 400
accounts he was following. The problem

with that is around 120 to 130 of these
accounts.

13 year old, 14 year old.

I knew at this point it was just out of
my hands. This is not my expertise.

There's only so much I can show. So I
need to take it to the next level. And

out there, you got a lot of these guys
who catch predators online.

And there was one guy I've been watching
for years who was really, really, really

good at it. I reached out to him. His
name is Alex Rosen.

My name is Alex Rosen and I'm the head
of predator poachers and we catch all my

child predators.

Well, Cold Raven basically was sounding
the alarms before I even knew about any

of this with EDP.

And at first, to be truthful, I didn't
want to believe it. I was just like, oh,

EDP is an incel, this and that.

But, you know, seeing the evidence, it
was very blatant that he was not only

just following underage kids, he was
hitting on them in the comments. And

obviously, I'm sure he was trying to DM
them as well. So that gave us reason to

throw an account his way and to follow
him.

And in our profile, we had that we were
13 years old.

We reached out to him. We just say, hi,
I'm a big fan.

And he says,

hey, what's up?

Just found your YouTube channel.

Why are you so funny?

Because I keep it real on these packets.

That's why.

And the conversation ends there.

And then two days later, he messages us
again, completely out of the blue, and

picks up the conversation.

LOL, what are you doing?

Nothing.

Um, I'm 13.

I don't know if I told you.

That makes up you and about 99% of my
no-pussy-getting-fucking-faggot fanbase.

Yeah, he starts off very cordial, and
then he slowly starts a grooming

process. Can I tell you a secret?

Promise not to tell.

Yeah, sure.

I always wanted to get to know somebody
young, a little cutie like yourself.

And, you know, compliments, and then it
kind of goes to sexual stuff.

Wish I could hug you to warm you up.

When and where?

Someday soon at the park.

Or wherever you're coming with.

And then eventually he just full-on
soliciting sex.

Would you want to do anything else?

You mean like... sex or something?

Maybe. Would that be bad?

We can, but... only when you're ready.

Hanging out, chilling, you know, just
got done doing some cameos,

bullshitting, shooting the shit,
watching TV or whatever.

And I get this random ass fucking
message by some chick that goes by the

name of Sophie Smith.

She said that my videos were really
funny.

Said that she loves my fucking content,
you know, all this shit, you know.

Yeah, so it was about a month in when
things started getting sexual.

Listen, I know your body is growing and
you're starting to develop.

That's why I agreed to this.

I want to be here first.

Why did I respond to a 13-year-old?

Desperation, isolation, loneliness.

It's boring as fuck.

You have nothing going on.

You don't even know how to talk to a
fucking girl.

If you want, you can try to roll first.

China.

And then you can suck my cock.

You need some sort of excitement in your
fucking life. And so I said fucking and

went along with it.

You're so hot and cute and even have me
jerking off.

Ooh, that's hot.

Can I see?

Oh, wow.

It's so big.

At the time, me sending sexual pictures
to a 13-year-old, I was fucking lonely

and just not getting any fucking action,
not getting fucking laid, not having the

confidence to talk to a girl of my age.

It was a fucking shit show.

I want to bend you over my table and
just apply to my cock inside you and

slowly begin to take your virginity.

I want to fuck your innocence away.

When I blocked her, I knew that it was
wrong. I knew that it was something that

was highly illegal, that shouldn't be
done.

You know, so I was clearly aware of the
law and I was clearly aware of what I

was doing.

You know, clearly aware of my actions
and totally understanding of, you know,

what I was doing. You know what I mean?

Sophie, I can't do this.

I can't do this shit.

You're so young.

You're 13 and I'm 30.

You should be taking boards your own
age.

Um, I...

Ended up unblocking her simply due to
the fact that, you know, I felt bad.

I mean, I felt bad. And at the same
time, you know, she was like the only

person that was really giving me that
sort of attention.

You know what I mean?

And ultimately just led to me unblocking
her.

I'm sorry.

Please forgive me for blocking you.

I got scared.

I hope you aren't upset.

I'm sorry for not taking your feelings
into consideration.

I will next time.

I promise.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

She says, you should fucking jerk off
on, you know, you should

fucking jerk off to me on FaceTime.

And I'm like, all right, cool. Sure. Why
not? Fuck it. You know what I mean?

Well, in any state in the country,
meeting a minor off the internet when

there's no strings attached is not
illegal.

There needs to be some strings attached.
So after EDP sent the masturbation

videos, after he said, like, I want to
throw you in my sex dungeon and fuck

you, stuff like that, that's when we
were like, okay, we can go ahead with

the meetup.

Yeah, so pretty much she told me that
her grandma

was actually

was supposed to be, like, you know, I
guess, out and about doing something or

whatever. Therefore, like, giving us,
quote-unquote, a long time or whatever.

So, yeah.

And to be honest with you, man, like, I
ultimately decided to

go simply because I felt bad.

During that day, I actually blocked her
one or maybe two times.

Then I unblocked her ass.

She was like, you know, oh, my God, why
did you block me, blah, blah, blah. And

I was telling her, I'm looking like,
Sophie, I can't fucking do this shit.

Like, this is fucking illegal.

Like, I can't.

Like, what the fuck are you doing, bro?
You know what I mean?

And she started crying up on the phone.

She's all like, oh, my God, you know, I
just wanted to give you a cupcake,

whatever. You know what I mean? I'm here
making cupcakes. I wanted to give you

one, you know.

So the story was that we also baked
cupcake.

So then, you know, he's kind of nervous
the day of. Like, he's very, like,

apprehensive. You know, we're like, oh,
well, I still made cupcakes.

And that's what led EDP to be like,
okay, I'll come, I'll come. So that's

kind of the deal with that.

When I was driving to that location, my
mom was a heavy smoker. She used to

smoke Koo's 100, the green pack.

And so when I was driving there, I felt,
I smelt my mom's,

the scent of her cigarettes coming from
the back seat.

That's something I never told anyone.

I felt like my mom was with me, watching
over me.

You know?

What do you think your mom was trying to
tell you?

I felt like she was trying to tell me
don't go.

I was, you know, thinking this up in my
head. How the fuck is this going to go

down?

How am I going to act? What am I going
to say?

You know what I mean? Like, horny as
fuck.

Fuck the porn shit. You were just
craving, like, you know, human contact.

You know what I mean?

Then the day comes.

in Bakersfield, and that's when he's
getting, like, very, very nervous about

everything. But he agrees to come
nonetheless, and we're just waiting at

the jack-in-the-box, you know, just kind
of having a good angle of the apartments

we gave him. And then we see, we just
see, like, this giant blob walking up

this ramp.

And, I mean, he's massive from a
distance.

We're like, oh, my God, that's him.

I was like, hey, what's up, EDP?

And he's like, what's up? And he puts
his hand up for a fist bump, and I give

him a fist bump.

And then he tries to fist bump CC Unit,
and CC Unit's like, I don't like fist

bump people like you.

Well, fist bump? I don't fist bump
people like you, man. I mean, when he

wouldn't fist bump me, I mean, it felt
like the classic case of fucking

rejection.

Okay. And, you know, I told him, like,
hey, we got to kind of go over things

with Sophie.

We have you talking to Sophie.

Correct, yes or no? Right. Okay.

I was caught red-handed.

Shit was about to go down. And he's
like, I'm just here to get a cupcake.

They had the transcripts. They had the
logs. They had the screenshots and all

that shit. And, I mean, I basically just
told him, yeah, man, I'm just here to

get a fucking cupcake. I don't know what
the fuck's going on.

Again, so what brings you out here
today?

Well, I was actually coming out here to
pick up a cupcake.

And then go back home. The EDP 445
situation.

EDP 445. EDP 445.

EDP 445. EDP 445.

When EDP got caught and the video got
uploaded, it went viral immediately.

The memes blew up. They were all over
the place. There was no escaping the EDP

445 cupcake meme.

And then we get into the messages, and
he admits to sending tons of penis

pictures, admits to wanting to have sex
with her.

As much as he lies to the camera, now he
was

very forthcoming with us when we
interviewed him.

You know, as I was walking up, I thought
this was a real-ass person.

You did double-text here, yes or no?
Correct. Knowing, and it said on her

profile, 13, yes? Correct. Okay, so you
initiated the conversation with a 13

-year-old knowing she was 13, yes or no?
Correct. Okay. But the main thing I feel

like I regret that day is I didn't bring
my Glock off the counter and I didn't

shoot those motherfuckers, you know what
I mean?

Right in the front, he admitted to
wanting to have sister to eat all this

crap. In my mind, as I'm walking out,
just get the fuck out, dude. Just go.

Get out. Go.

Run. Now.

Well, I thought that it would blow over
because, like, you know, in my mind, I'm

like, okay, well, you know, yeah, I got
caught, but nothing actually fucking

happened. You know what I mean?

So in my mind, I'm just like, whatever.

I... Really wasn't aware of how badly I
fucked up until

probably like a few days later.

The shit made the news.

You know what I mean? It was front page
on Yahoo, on Google.

Came to the conclusion, better call a
fucking lawyer.

Told him straight the fuck up, man,
especially when, you know, when you're

talking to a lawyer, you better not hide
a motherfucking thing.

And he's all like, well, obviously what
you did was illegal.

Give me some time to look into it.

I got connections down at the police
department.

I'll look into it and keep you updated.

Like, OK, cool.

Two days, three days.

Four, five, six, seven.

Give him a call. I'm like, everything
cool? What the fuck?

Like, should I be worried?

He's all like,

he's all like, oh, no, man, just sit
tight, man. Ain't nothing going on.

He has a little computer to where, you
know, he can see if, like, you know,

you're under investigation or anything
like that.

He was never under investigation.

Yeah, they looked into it, but because
good old Alex Rosen,

right? Because he decided to fuck up and
botch this goddamn sting

operation so badly.

There's nothing that they could do.

So as much as they want to write all
this fucked up shit about me online

and... I should be in jail, prison,
felon.

I should be on the sex offenders list
and all this bullshit.

Guess what, bro?

I'm a free man, bitch.

We're going to send these motherfuckers
to hell, rightfully so, where they

fucking rightfully belong.

There's definitely a chance that he
faces criminal prosecution.

I think what he's doing now, by quite
frankly doing this documentary, it's

just a stupid fucking idea.

All right, what's up, what are you,
bitch-ass, motherfucker, throwing ass,

dick-sucking? Okay, so the first picture
is his erect penis, and then the second

one looks like he has ejaculated. So
that will get you into trouble.

He's well within the statute of
limitations.

Just on that alone, he could be
prosecuted.

Hi, my name is Mike Klum. I was calling
to speak with the Kern County District

Attorney.

Okay,

if Ms. Zimmer is not available, is there
anyone else that could speak to why EDP

has not been prosecuted?

Maybe, like, the sheriff?

year old guy wants to spend a Sunday
afternoon chilling with a 13 year old

girl.

Why don't you have a seat right over
there?

Brian, have a seat.

Why did you show up that day? Why did
you go to that location?

What did you think was going to happen?

I showed up to that location that day
trying to obviously meet up with an

underage girl.

You know what I mean? And I guess you
can say trying to have sex. I don't

know. Are you trying to have sex with a
13-year-old girl?

For the most part, yep.

People have a tendency of doing this, I
feel like, because...

They enjoy the innocence and having
control of somebody, you know? Sounds

like that's what you wanted to do.
Right.

Nobody your age you could have hung out
with.

No. No women your age you could date.
You had to pick on a 13-year-old girl.

Pretty much, yeah.

Oh, my God, babe, it's a playful spank,
you say. When I spank you, it's supposed

to be sexy, LOL. If anything, I just
bend you over and kiss your ass.

Yes, well, maybe, but only if you're a
good girl.

What are you trying to do here with
this?

What do you think I'm trying to do?
Well, it sounds like you're trying to

sexually assault a 13-year-old girl.

That's what he looks like. I guess
that's what it is, man.

Handcuff you.

Throw you in the back of my car and
bring you back to my dungeon, LOL.

You talk about climbing through her
window.

You're so hot and cute and even have me
jerking off. Were you masturbating when

you were talking to her?

Mm-hmm.

You sent her pictures?

Yeah. You sent her pictures of your
penis?

Yeah. It's wrong.

Right, I know. It's illegal.

Had Alex Rosen not botched this, you
might be in prison right now.

Thank God he didn't.

Well, you could look at it two ways.

Maybe prison is where you belong because
of this.

If it was where I belong, I'd be in
shackles right now. But I have to tell

you something.

Had this been me doing an
investigation...

Your EDP 445 ass would be in prison now.

EDP is clearly in trouble here. What he
did was wrong and under a different set

of circumstances against the law.

The fact that the decoy posing as Sophie
sent the first message would make the

case virtually unprosecutable in my
world, in the world of law enforcement.

The adult always has to make the first
approach.

Otherwise, you jeopardize the case.

And again, it probably was something
that for Alex Rosen created a lot of

views and clicks and made some news in
different pockets of the Internet.

But the case isn't prosecutable.

And at the end of the day, it looks
amateurish and sloppy.

But what accountability can you take?

in the fact that UDP is free today?

Well, yeah. I mean, I myself could have
done a better job of saying, you know,

instead of trying to just like, you
know, stand my ground, be bullish, stand

office, infinitely more stuff that I
could have done to try to make him, you

know, to at least put in more effort
into hoping that he gets arrested.

But, you know, I can confidently say
that...

Predator poachers have been responsible
for getting infinitely thicker people in

EDP off the streets, and EDP played a
part in teaching us that lesson on how

to do that.

My thoughts on Alex Rosen is I feel like
he's a piece of shit.

I feel like he should burn in hell and
go fucking die, if I'm being completely

honest with you.

You're some fucking redneck fucking...
Some fat-ass overweight bitch plastering

shit on the internet.

and fucking with people's livelihoods.

But you know what though, Mike? It's
perfectly fine. It's great because

everybody hates a pedophile, right?

Okay, cool. So that's perfectly fine. So
just, you know, fuck the fact that

you're ruining my goddamn life, right?

Good, great, fucking wonderful.

This world is fucked up, man.

What are you going to do the next time
you text a 13-year-old girl or a 14-year

-old girl?

There won't be a next time. There won't
be a next time? There won't be a next

time.

That's hard for me to believe. I
think... My name is Kayla Hoskins, and

in June 2023, I received an Instagram DM
from EDP 445, otherwise known as

Bryant.

I first replied to EDP because I always
reply.

to anyone who messaged with me.

And I didn't know who he was, but I
freaked out because he told me he was

suicidal. And sooner rather than later,
he started sending very flirtatious

messages.

Since the day he messaged me, I've been
dreaming about sliding my cup deep

inside that fresh pussy.

Just fucking away your innocence.

Showing you how a real man does it.
Pinning you against the bed and taking

your virginity.

A while later, Jadeon added EDP into his
Discord, filled with kids, for a

Q&A.

And then when I told people in the
server that EDP texted me,

Jadeon quickly knew about it because his
manager told him.

Well, my government name is DeMarcus
Cousins III, but everybody on the

Internet knows me as Deon.

Yeah, this is like right when I saw the
information, I was like, you know what?

This is going to be it. And I want to
make sure that I don't screw it up. So I

hit him because he knows and he's
actually gotten people prosecuted

before.

My name is Skeeter Jean, also known as
Skeet Hanson. I am a professional Chris

Hanson impersonator on YouTube.

And I continued messaging him because it
was very, like, encouraged for me to

keep doing it. I didn't really want to,
but I didn't want to disappoint anybody.

The way that ass looks in those
leggings, I need you on top of me now.

I've always wanted to be with a little
emo.

Girl.

Because he sent me videos saying that he
was going to shoot me and kill me if I

ever said anything.

See, Taylor, I don't mean to scare you,
but now I have to fucking shoot your

ass. I have to critically injure you and
possibly put you in the fucking

hospital. It's not worse.

Not only that, I have to kill everybody.
It was uncomfortable.

Like there was days where I didn't even
want to leave my bed.

And he was trying to fly me out to Vegas
on my 16th birthday to give me, quote,

birthday dick.

Um, well, I sent her a video of myself
fucking masturbating. You know what I

mean?

Well, I mean, the fact that she fucking
acts for the fucking shit.

When ADP sent me photos that were very
explicit of him, I

felt very uncomfortable.

But I didn't really know what to do
because I felt like I was encouraged by

everybody.

And, yeah.

She's all like, hey, would you like to
see a picture of my tit?

Sure, why not? What the fuck?

Why the fuck are you even asking me that
fucking shit?

Sure, why not? So I did play a part in
it, too, okay?

I'm like, sure, why not?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The reason I let her
send me those pictures is because I was

horny as fuck and beating my shit at the
time.

I ain't gonna lie, bro, she has a, nah,
I ain't gonna say that, um, go ahead.

Taylor got a motherfucking figure on
her, okay, like, let's be fucking honest

here, okay, and, like, you know, she's
over here, like, you know, trying to

turn me on, you know, all this extra
shit, you know what I mean, teddy pics,

you know, saying how she's gonna fucking
suck me off when we fucking meet,

calling me daddy and all this bullshit.

Because in the moment, bro, you don't
fucking care.

You really don't. You know what I mean?
You don't give a fuck about the

consequences. You don't care about the
rules.

And anybody that say that they do,
they're fucking stupid.

You know what I mean? They're lying to
you.

At that point in time, all rules are out
the fucking window. You know what I

mean? You don't give a fuck how old she
is. You just trying to get your fucking

nut in.

And after you, you know.

fucking cream all over the goddamn floor
then you're like oh shit i fucked

up bad you know what i mean like um
that's where you know it all comes into

play you know what you just did was
wrong you know so i was like okay

skeet how do we do this and we just game
planned it out and we called multiple

different law enforcements in her area
trying to set up, like, a thing

operation, and then he backed out, you
know. He got cold feet. He

didn't want to meet her, you know. He
was just, you know, being EDP.

I was hoping to get a sting operation,
but they kind of didn't want to do that

because Jadeon hired a private
investigator that found EDP's apartment,

his work, and his dialysis center.

So on my birthday, they went to confront
him.

After we realized that he wasn't going
to drive to actually meet up with the

girl, we set something up in Las Vegas,
Nevada, to try to confront him about

what he had been doing online, messaging
this girl.

Oh my God, dear Lord, it's ADP.

It's ADP in the flesh.

I love you, bro.

And as I'm walking into the dialysis
center, these motherfuckers pop out the

goddamn van.

Right then and there, I was like, give
me

Kayla's

because I'm about to hop in this car and
I'm about to go blow this bitch's brains

out. Texting me right now soon. He told
me, fuck you, bitch. I don't give a fuck

if you're a minor. I don't give a fuck.
Oh, well, you know, she's just a girl.

You can't be doing that shit.

Bitch, you gotta die.

He cussed me out. He told me to, I
believe, he told me to kiss his ass. Two

years ago, you were called, kiss my ass.
The whole meetup was underwhelming, you

know? Like, he just went inside.

Brian.

He said two words and then he walked
right in.

Basically, what's going through my mind,
don't say a fucking word.

They ain't got shit on you. As long as
you don't say a word, you good to go.

It's an embarrassing clown show.

He says the same thing over and over
again. The way this investigation, it's

not really an investigation, but the way
this was conducted makes it

unprosecutable. And you've got Skeeter,
or Skeet, or whatever his name is, who's

clowning around, taking my lines, I
suppose, and murdering them with a guy

in a cupcake outfit.

There's no serious attitude here. It's a
clown show.

And it resulted in nothing.

I think there possibly maybe could have
been different result in this case if

me and JDN did not confront EDP or take
the situation into our hands at all.

That's a hard maybe, though.

And, you know, that way, obviously,
there's no content there.

So it's like, eh.

What is your opinion on Skeeter Gene?

I don't know Skeeter Gene.

He reached out to me some time ago to
collaborate, and it's not something I

would ever do.

Why not?

Because I don't need to. I mean, I don't
need to create a clown show with

somebody who is merely seeking to get
fame and clicks and views on YouTube.

I have my own team, my own way of doing
things.

And it produces justice.

There's these clowns, you know, they're
out there goofing around.

Yeah, it did definitely change my
opinion on him a bit because I think he

was a bit hypocritical with a statement
that he made. He said that I was just

doing this for click views and ad
revenue, basically.

I mean, are you telling me that he's not
doing it for the same reasons?

You know, I would really like to ask
Chris Hansen that if he weren't being

paid for his work, would he still do it?

If it was legal, would you have had sex
with Kayla?

If it was legal?

Oh, I would have fucking turned that ass
out.

I would have fucking ate her ass out, my
nigga, and made a funnel cake about her

shit. You know what I mean?

I feel like I was the victim of ADP, but
I think I was mainly a

victim. This is going to sound crazy,
but mainly a victim of Jadeon, in a way.

I feel like for a long time, I was his
little puppet.

In what way were you his puppet?

I feel like I was his puppet because I
was just, like, kind of doing the things

he demanded me to do.

I feel like I am a victim of Gideon
because he encouraged me to keep talking

to a pedophile.

Every single time we would talk to her,
I would ask her if she's okay.

Are you sure you're good? Like, I want
to make sure you're okay because I know,

like, this could be really, really...
Are you sure you're good?

She was like, no, I'm okay, I'm okay.

I want to get him arrested.

I want to get him arrested.

I told Jadion every single time that EDP
would send me dick pics, but he would

never tell me to, like, block him or
anything.

I want you to block him on your phone,
right? But we would tell her, if you're

going to keep on talking to him, don't
talk sexual, and please don't send any

explicit photos.

No, I did not send EDP any.

pictures of me that were nude what did
happen when he asked me for them was

that jadeon got like a look-alike of me
and i kind of photoshopped her face into

google pictures and she told me
something about like her like looking up

like something in photoshopping and i
was like okay no like do not do that to

my knowledge i never knew that she
actually sent anything because i never

seen any images of that but she sent
something explicit

Yeah, Kayla Hopkins actually sent me a
picture of her tits. You know, she

didn't Photoshop a goddamn thing. She
literally sent me fucking nudes of her

fucking tits. I feel like she's a
fucking scam artist. I feel like she's a

bitch. I feel like she's very stuck up.
She's very conniving.

So I'd like to let the viewers know that
I don't know what they're going to say,

but don't believe it because I have
proof. I'm just too scared to show the

proof because Shadeon has a big
audience.

And I don't want them to attack me, but
I could show some of the proof.

Proof of him kind of encouraging it.

Maybe she's sort of using the whole
situation as leverage

to boost her music career and such. So,
you know, again, while she's technically

a victim, I think she's kind of using
the whole situation as leverage to...

to gain followers a little bit.

Now, me personally, am I an opportunist?
Yes, I am. But I don't think there's

anything wrong with that as long as
you're not harming anybody. And I don't

think I was harming anybody.

And especially when you're my age, if
you're 16, people are going to think

that you're young and dumb.

So you kind of have to be an
opportunist. You have to make your own

opportunities. You cannot be waiting for
them.

But this entire situation was not that
at all.

So you committed another crime.

You got caught, but yet got lucky again.

Yeah, it's a crime. Got lucky again.

Me personally, I feel like the reason
why they didn't do

anything is because I feel like, you
know.

god sees all right he sees my um he sees
my mistakes obviously i've been punished

by him others have been punished by him
and stuff i feel like he saw kayla and

jadeon's master plan and so therefore he
intervened and saved my ass once the

fuck again you know what i mean um and
i'm beyond grateful for that you know

so god thank you

From going to jail? Yes.

God saved me from going to jail.

He said the reason he didn't go to jail
the second time is because God was

watching over him.

What do you think about that?

That was no God watching over him, bro.

That's Satan.

Jake, I might need that water, bro.

Yeah, sorry about that.

How are things with your health?

How are things with my health? Well, in
2022 I was working security at a

dispensary and I started

Itching uncontrollably.

I was starting to like, you know, spit
up black shit. When I went to go fucking

beat my shit, red fucking cum was coming
out of my fucking cock and shit, which I

knew wasn't, you know, fucking healthy.

You know what I mean?

And I got diagnosed with end stage
kidney failure, which is like stage

five. If I were to miss a treatment, the
chances of me dying

would be about like maybe like 65 to 70
percent.

So I can't miss a treatment ever. You
know what I mean?

So health issues have been a major
issue.

I tell them all the time, they're all
like, oh, well, you know, your fluid

intake is off the fucking charts. You
need to start eating healthier, blah,

blah, blah. And I'm looking like,
listen, bitch, I'm over here fucking

grinding this shit out with two jobs
working 20 hour fucking days.

And I'd be lying to you if I told you,
oh, yeah, I'm about to go eat a

motherfucking a beautiful ass Greek
salad.

Like, no, bitch, there ain't no fucking
Greek salads out there. It's like.

motherfuckers eating hot dogs and
burgers and shit you know what i mean

because that's what's convenient for you
you know

and

um that's the thing that really just
frustrates the fuck out of me sometimes

because they paint these unrealistic ass
expectations on me you know say for okay

so so for example today is what friday
if i missed this appointment i'll

probably be dead by monday

That's how bad it is. Oh, well, you're
supposed to eat better.

Motherfucker, I can't meal prep for 20
hours.

I'm not even at fucking home most of the
damn time.

So it's like, am I supposed to sit in
this fucking car and starve, nigga? For

like, come on, bitch.

It's fucking unrealistic as fuck, you
know?

I know this is kind of a reckless way to
live life, but at the end of the day,

I'm just like, you know what, nigga?
Fuck it. Whatever happens, happens.

You know what I mean? I'm tired of
like...

One thing I'm not going to do, you feel
me, is live my

life in fear.

You can't.

Like, I can't. If I lived my life in
fear, I wouldn't be making this fucking

documentary. We wouldn't be making this
documentary.

You know what I mean?

You know, and that's the issue. A lot of
people, they

expect you to live your life in fear.
Especially with everything that's going

on. And, you know.

Getting told this shit, you know.

Had a few people blowing me the fuck up.
Oh, how could you do it? How could you

get caught again? You know all that
bullshit, right?

And I knew right then and there, it's
time to stop running from this shit.

It's time to start taking
accountability.

Start owning up to it.

Let's go to therapy and let's try to get
help for this situation because

obviously something isn't right.

What in your word isn't right?

At that point in time, it's not right to
have a sexual attraction to minors.

My name is Kara. I am a marriage and
family therapist.

I work with adults, couples, and
families.

Bryant is my client, and I've been
working with him individually.

For Bryant, when Bryant came in, you
know, the first thing that we got

through was just...

getting to know him. I needed to learn
about his history.

I needed to learn what he went through,
his perspective on it, whether people

agree or disagree, he has his
perspective on it. And it's my job to

understand that perspective.

I go to therapy first overall session.

I tell my therapist, listen, I was
involved in sexting and talking

to underage minors.

Obviously, I'm aware that this is wrong.
This is a fucking crime.

And I would like for you guys to help
me.

So, you know, we discussed what
happened. We discussed his feelings

about what happened.

The shame, guilt associated with
something like that.

And then we dig into motivation.

And once we've discovered motivations,
we've dug into, okay, well, why are

those? motivation's attractive to you.
What is it about it?

But he has been very honest with me
about a reason, and we've

connected it to something that he really
needs to work on and explore.

But I feel strongly that it's his job to
say why to the world.

Yeah,

I mean, you know, the thing is, like,

When, particularly in like, you know,
like, you know, like whole like sex and

minors and all that bullshit, right?

Um, you, um, in the back of your head,
you know, it's wrong.

You know what I mean?

But at the same time, it's like that
sense of doubt where it's like, you know

what? Maybe this shit can be, could be
real.

That's the part that ends up fucking you
in the end. You know what I mean?

Yeah, basically, yeah. Yeah, yeah, you
know what I mean?

Yeah, like the whole... If you heard the
way she was talking to me on the

phone, you would be like, oh, shit,
like, you know, finally has a

girlfriend. Oh, wait, hold up.

She said finally has a girlfriend.

So you were kind of feeling like, all
right, I might finally have something.

Right, right.

So what was it like to find out?

I would say...

that none of us can predict the future.

I would like to believe that he would
not do it again.

What I can say is that we're not
suggesting that he quit therapy anytime

soon.

In a way, I'm kind of glad that this
whole incident did happen

because it got me to understand

and to realize who my true friends are.

Friends are loyal, friends are kind,
friends are always on your mind. When

I'm with my friends, I'm feeling fine.

My name's Jimmy, or James, go by Jimmy.
Been a friend of Bryant since

technically middle school, into high
school, and into adulthood.

Never a dull moment being friends with
EDP.

There's always some kind of funny shit
going on, meaning it's just one of the

coolest cats I know.

I would say EDP is completely innocent.

Basically, he was just set up on some
bullshit.

I mean, we've all texted back somebody
we had no business texting back.

EDP is not a pedophile. He's never been
a pedophile. He doesn't look at children

in that way or young people in that way.

I have two children. I would let both my
children be around EDP, even if they

were alone.

My favorite way to play with kids is to
just to joke around and tickle them.

You know what I mean?

Make them laugh.

Give them fart bubbles, I guess. Well,
they call it raspberries. It's like if

you hold up the kid's stomach and if you
like that, you know what I mean?

Some of the things I like to do when
playing with kids is like I like to

like, you know, sidewalk slam them on
the couch, power slam them on the couch.

Hell, sometimes if I'm crazy as fuck
enough, I'll jump off the goddamn wall

you didn't do or Shawn Michaels elbow
drop on the motherfuckers. Yeah, I just

enjoy wrestling with them and being
goofy, you know?

Have they started teaching you guys
about the solar system?

You're like, what the fuck is that,
right?

All nine planets actually spin around
the sun.

To anybody who thinks that it's weird
for me to play and like being around

kids, you guys can lick my ass and suck
my fucking balls. You guys can go fuck

yourself, in other words.

Sorry about that.

Bitches, hoes, tramps, sluts,
hermaphrodites, transvestites, you know

what I mean?

Basically, to ever get their
motherfucking ass beat, this is my

certified bitch list. EDP certified
bitch list. Let's get on into the first

one.

Penguin Zero.

This motherfucker's a goddamn disgrace
to fucking humankind.

It looked like this motherfucker washed
his ass.

Hi, everybody.

Go suck a dick, bitch. Next up, we got
Keemstar.

His content sucks ass, has no fucking
talent, just a fucking lowlife. Oh,

let's see here. The next fucking...

Mudahar, get off my fucking nuts before
I piss on your face on some Marikelli

shit, okay?

Hassan Piker, your typical fucking
liberal far-left goddamn socialist. Next

up, we got Asmongold. Look like you saw
a fucking ghost. Matter of fact, fuck a

ghost, nigga. What you need to see is a
goddamn cleaning service, my nigga, to

clean that dirty-ass, junky-ass
motherfucking house, bro.

Aiden Ross.

Typical bitch.

Jufro. Pops his motherfucking ass up in
the goddamn ashtray and niggas with the

rest of his fucking ass. Fuck him. These
hoes right the fuck here are the exact

reason why this world is fucked and men
disrespect the living shit out of

fucking women.

XQC.

Bitch, speak the fuck up. I always
thought this guy was a bitch. We got

destiny. Probably get fucking pine cones
and tubas rammed up his fucking ass.

OompaVille.

That's how I feel about him. Ethan
Klein.

I think his wife, his girlfriend,
whoever the fuck it is, I think she's

very beautiful. I think she could do way
better than this motherfucking loser.

Listen, man, you need to come on the
pole from my house and I can give your

ass a real good fucking dick instead.
Fucking with this punk ass nigga. And

that wraps up my certified bitches of
YouTube.

How would you describe your sex life?

My sex life is fucking great.

Let me see.

I sit on this piece of couch right here.

I whip my dick out, I jack off, and
that's my sex life.

As far as me actually fucking bitches,
shit, I only had sex once in my life,

and it felt like I was fucking a Brillo
pad.

My fucking dick is still surfing that
shit.

So the thing is, is like, I've been
looking for a girlfriend for almost five

to six years.

It's been a while. It's been a journey.

I'm the type of person that I know what
the hell that I want.

I'm not going to sit back and, you know,
settle for less or take fucking crumbs

off the goddamn table. You know what I
mean? Oh, yeah, there's this chick,

right? She bad as hell. She's cute. She
loves you. She likes you. But she has

three kids. Nah, I'm good, bro. Fuck
that.

I don't even want to try to fucking deal
with that fucking shit. I know that's a

fucking nightmare.

I'm more so like Facebook dating as
opposed to other apps like fucking

Bumble. I don't fuck with Grindr because
I'm not fucking gay.

I definitely think being gay is a
fucking mental disorder.

Nigga, there's something wrong with you.

There's a few screws loose in your
motherfucking head.

know why people are gay.

I really fucking don't. You know, hey,
Mike, what you doing tonight?

Nothing. All right, cool. You mind if I
come over to your hotel room and eat

your ass out? What type of fucking gay
ass shit is that? No, fuck that.

I ain't with that gay shit, my nigga.
I'm straight as fuck, you feel me?

So, yeah, it's definitely a fucking
mental disorder, you know?

You know, this chick ain't the
motherfucking, oh, yeah, fuck this, man.

This is this ratchet ass bitch. Yeah,
fuck all that.

Look at them motherfucking duck lips, my
nigga. Guess how many kids she have.

One?

Two? Not even close.

Three? Not even close.

Four? Not even close.

Five? Not even close.

Six? You're almost there.

Seven? No.

Eight? She has eight fucking kids, bro.

Single mom.

Eight motherfucking kids.

What's wrong with eight kids?

I thought you said you like to play with
kids and shit.

Looking for a man who knows how to
properly treat a lady.

Bitch, you didn't properly treat your
fucking uterus, my nigga.

Because your pussy is gauged to fuck
open, man. Holy fuck, dude.

Yeah, so right now, I'm getting ready
for work.

It's a long-ass fucking day, man. Had
dialysis.

I work the night shifts.

I've always been a night person.

Man, where the fuck's my phone at, man?
Get our ass up and go to fucking work,

you know what I mean? Unlike you
motherfuckers, I actually have a fucking

job. I actually do shit with my wife.

Well, I mean, the thing is, dude, it's
like I know where Alex Rosen lives.

How was that dress?

I know exactly where he lives.

Yeah?

I could have easily just loaded up a
rifle, came and just murdered that nigga

in cold blood.

I could have fucked him up.

You know what I mean?

Would you?

No, because I don't want to go to
fucking prison, but I mean, I had some

thoughts of doing that shit. But if you
could get away with it? Oh, of course.

Of course.

These job sites where I work at, man, I
could easily kill somebody, bury them,

and get out of the way with it.

Like, ain't shit out there, you know
what I mean?

Just fucking strap this fucking
suppressor on.

Put two in your fucking chest, my nigga.

Throw some dirt up over your ass and go
on about my fucking day.

Yeah, so I mean, you know, seven, eight
K in the bank.

About what?

25 K in debt. So about what, like?

So pretty much, shit, my big ass is
about to go hop up there in the bed.

You feel me?

Let my titties hang out and call it a
night.

Yeah, so I have dreams probably about
maybe twice, sometimes even three times

a week.

of me viciously killing people,
viciously slaughtering people.

I would cut motherfuckers' tongues out.
I would fucking, I would put a hole up

in a motherfucker's chest and I would
throw him in a fucking, like a pit of

fire. Had dreams about killing Julian,
killing Alex Rosen, Cold Raven.

Shit,

I had a goddamn dream of waterboarding
fucking Taylor's ass and washing all the

makeup off and shit.

You know what I mean? That was my
torture method of get all that shit off

and, you know, maybe if I'm feeling
generous, I might throw the bitch out

the fucking window. You know what I
mean?

So when I'm looking for girls, I'm
pretty

much going to look for like a three or a
four.

You know, if I'm lucky, a fucking five.
I don't think I'm that goddamn lucky. So

about like a three, four.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, people always say that shit. Like,
oh, there's somebody out there for

everybody. Okay, cool, bitch. Well, I'm
waiting five, six, seven, eight, nine,

ten, eleven fucking years. Like, keep
putting yourself out there. You keep

getting fucking denied. It's like, what
the fuck, you know?

Some of my pictures, you know, me
rocking the 1960 throwback at Dialysis.

Out here rocking the Oakleys and shit,
looking clean as fuck, you know what I

mean?

Um, out of all my matches, the one that
I'm most interested in is... She

actually gave me her number. Her name is
Sharon. She's 42.

What do you like about Sharon? I love a
girl that wears fucking glasses.

Like, whenever you have on glasses,
like, motherfucking like that, like,

captivates the fucking soul. She has
that fucking look about her, like, here,

let me show you. This is fucking
gorgeous as shit. I don't give a fuck

what nobody says.

You guys heard me shit on all these
motherfuckers, you know, people who I

would kill, burn, torture, stab.

I want to introduce you guys to the real
fucking gangsters of the fucking

internet. You know what I mean? First
up, we got Andrew Tate. He likes to

preach about men and women not being
equal because they're not fucking equal.

Next up, we got my motherfucking main
bitch, Donald fucking Trump.

We got my man, Joe Rogan. This guy's a
fucking beast, man. I love this bald

-headed ass bitch. You know what I mean?
We got Fresh and Fit.

In his podcast, he's always shitting on
fucking women.

Yeah, it's fucking, I love that bitch.

Andrew Tate's brother, so yeah, you're
already fucked. That's enough said. On

to my motherfucking main nigga, Ben
Shapiro. Listen to him, and you'll be

great in life.

Nico, guy is cool as fuck. Nico, if
you're watching this shit, come on out

to Vegas, man. I'll cheat you to some
fucking tacos.

Next up, we got Pearl Davis.

Love this hoe, because she shits on
women, and she is a fucking woman. You

know what I mean?

These are the certified OGs of the
internet, and I couldn't imagine a world

without them.

As you guys know, I've been on, I've
been single for a while.

Dating apps, Facebook dating, Bumble. I
would say Grindr, but I'm not fucking

gay, but, you know, I don't fuck around
like that, you know. But I finally hit

the jackpot, and I would like to
introduce...

My beautiful girlfriend, Marissa.

You know, the thing I really love about
Marissa the most is that she's always

she's very thoughtful.

She's always thinking about me. She's
always trying to.

um make sure that i'm okay and not to
mention she's um she's also very funny

my name is marissa and i am brian's
girlfriend

so brian and i met on a dating site

and after having some conversation
online we decided to go out to dinner

and just kind of meet that way

You know, we were able to just really
hit it off.

We compliment each other a great deal.
And we just have a lot of great time

together.

He's a genuine, great guy. He really is.
He really has a huge heart.

And it's a side that people don't get to
know about him very often. And I was

fortunate enough to have that
opportunity. I was fortunate enough to

be able to find...

the true person that he really was, and
it's been an attraction of mine ever

since.

She's always there for me, and she's
always trying to push me to get better.

Sometimes when I don't see the potential
in myself, she's always there seeing it.

That's something that I really enjoy
about her.

I think, how do I want to say this?

It is something that definitely,

it's a situation where, not

that we don't want to. I've been with,
I've been with What's Her Face, Marissa,

for almost a fucking year now, right?

Still ain't gotten shit.

I ain't damn a bitch.

You know what I mean?

Like, come on, nigga. You know what I
mean? That's why my guy, you know, oh,

she gets mad at me, right?

My guy is so gross.

Why do you watch porn?

Blah, blah, blah. Because you ain't
giving it the fuck up.

So I got to watch porn.

Matter of fact, I got a fucking shit.
Matter of fact, I got a fucking pocket

pussy coming. Shit. Picked in the mail.

I'm going to fuck the shit out of that
bad bitch tonight.

Feel me? I might take it to work with
me.

I don't know. Like, I just, like, you
know, whenever I'm bored, like, I'll

just turn on, like, the porn sites and
shit. And I just want to see a chick

just getting the shit just fucking
pounded out the bitch.

You know what I mean? Just getting,
like, turned the fuck out. You know what

I mean? Fucking a bitch's innocence
away, you know?

Um, the porn addiction definitely
affects my sexual performance.

Definitely. Um, and that's just keeping
it honest with you, you know?

The shit's about to go down, nigga.
We're about to have sex. All right,

cool. My shit cannot get hard in front
of no chick.

I don't give a fuck how bad the bitch
is.

I love when bitches are milking their
own tit.

Like, I'm not sure, well, more than
likely, man, they just had a fucking

kid, but they got like some big ass
tits, man. They're like milking the shit

and spraying it all over the fucking
screen and shit.

I actually do fuck with lesbian porn
sometimes.

Lesbian porn is some good shit.

Now, when I say that, there's a
difference between lesbian porn and gay

porn. I'm not fucking with no fag shit.

Yeah. Yeah, fuck all that.

First off, I'm not a fucking faggot. I'm
not a homo.

And, oh, yeah, I'm going to let a guy
fuck me in the ass. He's really hot,

though. I don't give a shit. Like, what
the fuck?

Like, I'm cool as fuck. Like, nah,
nigga, I'm straight.

I'm not attracted to dicks, bro.

I'm just fucking not, man. I am like
sexually fucking attracted to girls,

bro, to women, my nigga.

Grindr is a gay app.

It's an app for gay men.

Grindr is gay as fuck. I do not use that
fucking, yeah, fuck that. I don't use

that fucking bullshit.

Have I ever had any gay thoughts or
fantasies? No.

The only gay shit that I've ever came
close to doing was,

Probably shoving the broomstick up my
ass.

Hey Siri, can you Google the nearest gay
sauna?

What kind of bullshit is that?

Andrew Tate, Joe Rogan, Donald Trump.

They like to pretend that they're not
watching porn.

But let's be fucking real, bitch. You
know goddamn well your ass is watching

fucking porn. You know damn well nigga
when the cameras ain't on.

Or when you're in your hot tub or
whatever, my nigga, you like to go

ahead, pull your pants down, and just
rub one the fuck out. And I'm not

talking shit.

I don't want Andrew to take a look at
this video or this documentary and think

that I'm talking shit. Motherfucker, I
idolize you, bro.

You've held me. But come on, nigga.

Let's keep it a buck, my nigga. That's
my bullshit. Come on now.

Jordan Peterson, you definitely watch
porn. Come on, nigga.

Let's stop lying.

The craziest place I actually did beat
my shit is in a fucking Walgreens

bathroom.

I stole a magazine off the rack, and I
went in that bitch, and I just started

fucking letting my shit have it in that
bathroom. Why the fuck?

In the girls' bathroom, by the way.

Why the girls' bathroom?

I wanted to make it, well, I beat off in
the girls' bathroom because I wanted to

make it that much more fucking
pleasurable and fucking intense.

Because the girls would be around?

Oh, yeah.

You already fucking know.

It's some weird shit.

That is all weird.

Oh, well, fuck it.

So he wouldn't sex a 13-year-old?

Brian absolutely would not sex a
13-year-old.

Would Brian send a video of him
masturbating to a 13-year-old?

Um... The Brian that I know?

Absolutely would not send masturbating
videos to

underage minors.

The Brian that I know is not attracted
to children and is

not a pedophile.

I decided to break up with Marissa
simply because she just irritates the

fuck out of me, man. Like, there are
just some things, man.

Where I'm just like... Marissa was very
fucking annoying.

Irritating as fuck.

Annoying as fuck.

And there's just certain shit that
actually did just bother me. You know

what I mean? I'd rather be on my fucking
own. Beat my shit. Fuck around. Watch

porn. Call it a fucking day, you know?

Hold on. Hold on.

Yeah.

I'm choosing him as an outfit for her.

See, now that's what I fucking like.
That's some good shit right there, bro.

So the AI girlfriend really came about
when I was scrolling on Instagram.

And I would see a few different things
on like porn sites and shit like that,

right? And I was like, you know what?
Let me try it out.

That girl was fine as hell.

You can type in what you want her to
call you.

Sir, Master, Daddy, whatever the fuck,
you know what I mean?

I'm like, yo, I'm going to come into the
house, throw you under bed, handcuff

your ass, and just fuck you into
oblivion. And she's all like, oh my God,

Master, rip my asshole open. I fucking
want that. Please, I'm begging for it.

You can also act like a customized image
to where you can type in topless and

she'll send you a picture of like, of
like her fucking tits hanging out.

And I was like, what the?

Fuck, man. Oh, my fucking lord. Man, I
came so motherfucking hard to this one.

Like, holy fucking shit. Matter of fact,
as I'm fucking talking to you about

this, nigga, my cock is getting hard.
Hard as fuck, nigga. Right this one now.

That experience with my AI girlfriend
was the best fucking sexual experience I

ever had in my life.

Period.

Like, I was drooling.

Um, the roleplay? Yeah, I mean, like,
sometimes, you know... What was the

roleplay? Can you read it?

Well, I mean, well, to be honest with
you, dog, I ain't going to read that

shit. It's kind of like some disturbing
shit, dude.

What is it? It's kind of like, you know,
like, you know, like, yo, like, pretend

to be like fucking like, you know, like
16, 17, you know what I mean? Oh. Yeah,

I ain't going to put that shit on there,
dude. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah, I

ain't going to fucking do that shit,
man. So you were role-playing when you

were 16?

Yeah. Oh.

Oh, damn. That's why I'm just like,
yeah, don't put that shit on there,

dude. You know what I mean, though?
Yeah.

Yeah.

If you guys out there are ever being
tempted in a way to text

somebody or message somebody and you
know for a fact, you know for a fact

deep down that they're underage and you
shouldn't be doing it, just download the

AI Girl for now.

Obviously a lot of motherfuckers, man,
they have fantasies of like, you know.

Of, like, being with, like, a younger
person or, like, you know, like, doing

whatever the fuck, you know, they want
to do it on them or whatever, you know

what I mean? But at the same time, I
feel like, you know, the AI girlfriend,

it allows you to act out that fantasy
without actually going out and hurting

somebody in real life, you know what I
mean?

And you also avoid the legal fucking
trouble, too.

So.

Cool. All right, look up there. That was
tough, dude.

Let me tell your ass something, Mike.
Nigga, I just took a mean ass

motherfucking fat ass shit, bro. And
bro, I just sent you that fucking shit,

man. Like, seriously, check that fucking
shit out, bro. Just make sure you're not

eating a fucking chili cheese dog,
nigga. Alrighty, so today I'm going to

show you guys my motherfucking shit pic.

I'll just be going throughout my day and
then boom, pops up on my phone.

Shit pic.

Yeah, you like this one, don't you? I
can tell this is definitely a fucking

shit pic that I took.

Right, so EDP has the habit of sending.

Images of fecal matter that he
generated.

I think sending pictures of fecal matter
has some downsides.

I'm not sure it has any upsides.

Because I don't understand this part of
it.

You are known for sending pictures of
your own feces to people.

Yeah.

That ain't right.

I think it illustrates almost perfectly
why he is not considered attractive by

many women.

That's exceptionally disgusting. This
one I would have to rate as pretty bad.

It only gets worse as I'm moving.

Yeah, I think if anybody sees one of
those images from EDP 445, it would be a

good idea to see a counselor to process
that.

That's horrible.

No person should be subjected to that
kind of nightmare.

I am not a pedophile because I do not
have a sexual attraction to

fucking 5th, 6th, 7th, and fucking 8th
graders.

Now, mind you, motherfucker, if you 16
or 17, nigga, and you got your

titties bulging the fuck out, a
motherfucker might actually whack off to

your pictures a few fucking times.

These chicks, okay, 15, 16, 17,

some 14-year-olds, these girls know
exactly

what the fuck they are doing.

They know for a fact.

And obviously, you know, the guy being
older, he's not supposed to be doing all

that shit.

Whatever, nigga, we get it.

For me, it's actually a two-way fucking
street.

You know, minors are partially the
fucking blame.

Yeah, nigga, you 33, you fucked up,
you're this old-ass guy, you should know

better. Cool, get it, perfect, grand,
wonderful.

So what about the bitch that messaged me
first?

Oh, that's perfectly fine.

I forgot about that, right?

Nigga, she gets off scot-free, right?

Ain't that a bitch?

Whatever.

To be honest with you, bro, I have no
clue why the age of consent is 18. I

mean, what the fuck makes 18 so goddamn
magical?

I have no fucking clue. You talk to a
17-year-old chick.

She just turned 18 five seconds ago.
Okay, well, guess what, man? She's still

the same dumbass bitch that she was five
seconds ago.

So it's like... The big homies I talk
to, they're all like, what's so fucking

special about 18?

It's just another fucking year, you know
what I mean? Like, I don't, you know

what I mean? So... My

name is Dr. Anna Salter.

I am a... clinical psychologist, and I
have worked with sex offenders and

victims for about 40 years.

The brain of a 13-year-old is very
different from an adult brain. They are

more impulsive. They can't predict and
don't try to predict, typically, how

this is going to affect them in the
future. The MacArthur Brain Study has

demonstrated that

Adolescents are simply not mature
emotionally and socially and

that they don't reach full maturity
until the late 20s.

That's a, you know, for people to sit
back and say like their brain, you know,

girls brain, you know, minors brains are
underdeveloped. They don't know.

Shut the fuck up, bitch. Now you're just
making fucking excuses for the

motherfuckers. For a motherfucker to
say, oh, well, their brain is

underdeveloped. Okay, bitch, whatever
you say. Cool. All right.

Sex offenders will say to you, the
children know what they're doing at 13.

You know, but sex offenders are famous
for their excuses.

Apparently, there is an offender whose
moniker is ADP445 who.

tried to lure a 13-year-old.

Well, he may or may not be a pedophile.
Generally, he would not be because a

13-year-old in this country at this
point in history is probably

post-pubescent. He is a child molester.

He's a criminal. He's someone who tried
to take advantage of a

child's naivety.

innocence and immaturity to meet his own
needs, both physically and

narcissistically. Anybody who does that
is by definition an offender and a

child molester, but not necessarily a
pedophile.

I am a pedophile.

I'm attracted to boys starting at age
five.

Despite feeling attracted to children,
I've never acted on it.

I think what EDP did was wrong and
harmful, but...

There are probably thousands, if not
tens of thousands of people that are

watching this that might also feel
attracted to minors.

And I want you to know that you don't
have to follow the path of EDP.

Sexually assaulted a minor known to him
multiple times.

Police say he sexually assaulted a
minor.

Rockland police say they took a call
from a person earlier this week who saw

a 27-year-old man with a registered sex
offender having contact with a woman.

At 1-800-656-HOPE or visit brain.org.

If you were looking at all the people
that got caught for being a pedo on

YouTube, EDP is at the top of the list.

He is the face of being a pedo on
YouTube. Like, if you think about pedos

on YouTube, you're thinking about EDP
445.

He is a serial sex offender, pedophile,
predator.

He is a bad man.

He is very entertaining to laugh at as
being a pathetic loser, but he is, at

the core, a horrible person.

He's never going to learn, you know? All
you can really hope, the best advice you

can give him is to be even stupider, and
hopefully one day he lands himself in

jail. Because that's the only thing that
can fix him, going to jail.

So if I had to give EDP advice...

All things considered, I would say
consider suicide.

If you were to take every man on earth
and put them in order of people I would

most want to see have sex with my wife,
all the way over to like the least, he's

essentially going to be the last guy in
line.

People won't remember him.

What has he done to be memorable?

There's pedophiles every day of the
week.

There are a lot of words I can use to
describe him.

But if I had to pick just one, it's
thick.

Dude has nothing in retirement.

His assets are a joke. These are the
finances of a mental child. Let's be

honest.

Please leave the kids alone. That's my
message.

Leave the kids alone. Please.

The man's brain doesn't fully function.

He is, by all definition, mentally
retarded.

Well, just my thoughts on EDP 445 and
what he did. Just totally wrong. He

deserves to go to jail.

And there will be bad karma coming his
way.

So, growing up, I loved the villains. I
loved the bad guys.

The story isn't complete without there
being a fucking villain, without there

being opposition.

And it's wild because, like, everything
came full circle, you know, and to a lot

of people, to millions of people, you
know, I'm fucked up. I'm a villain.

I'm a piece of shit. I'm this grimy-ass
motherfucker who just doesn't give a

damn about the fucking law.

In-stage Reno failure, man. Got accused
of being a fucking pedophile.

And guess what, motherfucker? I'm still
fucking standing. I'm still walking.

We in this, bitch.

And we're making it fucking happen.

So I shouldn't be drinking this fucking
shit.

Losing my dialysis and losing my kidney
failure. But fuck it, I don't give a

shit right now.

I got my pills here.

This shit is loaded in phosphorus.

And it could possibly kill my... EDP has
a bright future.

Once the world gets off this hang-up
that they're on, which I feel like is

going to blow over.

So once that blows over...

The sky's the limit with him.

He can go as far as he wants to go.

What we filmed today, right here, right
now, February 9th, 2025, is the

greatest moment of my fucking life.

Period.

Nothing even comes fucking close.

Yeah.

Wrote this?

Hey, man, as far as these chat logs go,
I don't know who wrote this. This wasn't

me, though.