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- Kev, Kev, Kev…
- Neil, Neil, Neil…
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- Oh!
- Seven in a row!
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That's seven for Kevin,
we're in seventh Kevin, baby!
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Hey, one more,
and that's a sweep, son.
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And that means
a naked lap for you, Neil!
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God, not again.
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Patty, šta te briga?
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Ti si moja sestra.
Mijenjao si mi pelene.
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Ĺ to je ÄŤudno, jer si tri godine stariji od mene.
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- Hajde.
-Pazi ovo.Evo nas.
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- Kev?
- Larry Bird!
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Mislim, oprosti mama.
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Neil, koje je naše jedno kućno pravilo?
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Jenkiji su sranje.
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Da.Ne zovi me mama.
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I da, naravno, Jenkiji su sranje.
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Pa, ovo izgleda zabavno.
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Ovo je praksa.
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Ne mogu izgubiti beer pong turnir na našoj godišnjici.
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Ok, da, pa, u vezi zabave.
Razmišljao sam--
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- Ugh.
- Man.
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No!
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That maybe, instead of a rager,
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we could celebrate
our tenth anniversary
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with something more…
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adult.
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Like a threesome?
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Um,
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no.
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No, like maybe a…
a grown-up dinner together.
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I mean, we are 35.
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Yeah, but you're lady-35
and I'm boy-35.
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What's the difference?
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Well, I'm just hitting my prime,
and you…
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Mm?
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…are too.
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Very quick. I think she bought it.
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Come on,
you love the Anniversa-rager.
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You always say "I don't want one!"
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But I know you have the best time
putting it together, and…
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I do love a planning phase.
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That's my girl.
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Nothing says "party"
like your flowcharts.
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Alright. Let's get
this all cleared up, okay?
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Dinner's almost ready.
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- Oh, come on!
- I'm up next!
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No, see, this is why I call you Mom.
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Guys, leave her alone, alright?
Someone has to be responsible, right?
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- Thank you.
- Okay babe, how about this?
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How about, next year,
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we will celebrate
our anniversary your way.
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- Okay?
- Okay.
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Yoink! Game on!
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Kev!
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- Oh!
- Game over!
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It's naked lap time, Neil!
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- Hey, babe.
- Yes?
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- Can you grab us freshies?
- Oh!
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Allison, avert your eyes.
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I can't have you
leaving Kevin for me.
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Oh!
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I'm fine!
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Okay.
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I just stepped on a very large roach.
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Aw, no. Did you kill it?
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Worcester Harvest Fair
has a contest for biggest vermin.
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Course we do.
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Next time,
just sweep him into your shoe.
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It was bigger than my shoe.
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God! I hope he had babies.
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Ugh. What have I said
about green stuff?
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It's garnish.
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On scrambled eggs and hotdogs?
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Yes.
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Yum!
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Ke-- Mm. Kevin, when I bought you
those Curt Schilling coasters,
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you promised you'd use them.
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This coffee table's
from Pottery Barn.
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Pottery Barn from Goodwill
is just Goodwill.
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It's like getting
lobster from McDonalds.
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It's the nicest thing in this house.
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Uh, I think you're forgetting about
my Wade Boggs rookie card.
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No, I'm not.
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Hey. We've been here
for ten years now.
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Isn’t it time we take some of
our savings and invest in our future?
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Wade Boggs only appreciates.
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You never get that feeling
that maybe change wouldn't be--
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Nope.
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Well, look at the time.
You really should get--
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Really should get going.
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Aw, man!
Can't we switch places for the day?
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How'd that work?
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Well, uh, you wear a fat suit
and install cable,
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and I work
at the happiest place on Earth.
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It's a liquor store.
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I know what I said.
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It's no fair that
you get to work there
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while I have to watch my snobby boss
give the fiber-optic job
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- …to Brenda.
- To Brenda.
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- That job was mine!
- Well, it pays the same.
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You can't put a price on prestige.
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Tell that to Pottery Barn.
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Okay. Well, I'm going to go
run some errands before work.
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Oh, uh, hey.
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If you're looking for
an anniversary gift idea for me,
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they make alcoholic snow cones now,
so, just an idea.
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I saw the note you left
on the bathroom mirror.
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You know that's
permanent marker, right?
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Well that's 'cause
it's a permanent reminder.
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And I'm sure you're wondering
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what I'm going to get you
for the occasion, so,
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tell Neil what to get,
and he'll tell me.
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Okay.
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Love you.
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Love you.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Pick up your trash!
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It's not that hard.
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Oh.
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No!
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Why would anyone put
a trash can there in the first place?
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It's yours if you want it.
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Oh.
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I don't think it's wanting it enough
that's the problem.
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A new listing just came in.
I thought of you the minute I saw it.
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What?
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Sellers are motivated,
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it's within the Gates
but on the smaller side,
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and you only need 5% down.
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Uh… That's, like, all our savings.
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Ten years' worth for a down payment,
I don't think I could--
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Eh, math is workable.
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Math is workable?
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Come on in, we'll do some crunching.
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I'll take your coat.
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Come on.
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- Here, um, just let me, um…
- Uh, just a sec. S-sorry.
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God, what the hell?
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Oh my God, I am so sorry.
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No, I just bit my tongue.
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- Can I--
- No, no.
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Just come in,
and we can discuss the--
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You know what? It's fine.
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I don't think this actually would
really make a lot of sense for us…
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- Mm, yeah.
- …right now.
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But you should really ice that.
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Hi.
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- Excuse me, hi.
- Hi.
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Um, could you tell me
what shade of red is right?
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It's my anniversary coming up,
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and I've always loved
kinda the classic red lip,
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you know, but when I try, I always
choose the wrong shade of red
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and end up looking trashy.
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With you? Impossible.
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Come on.
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No, I think
what you're wearing now is perfect.
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I totally agree.
This whole look really works for you.
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- Yeah.
- Well, it's just tinted ChapStick.
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Oh.
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Well, you could have told me.
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And a Power Ball quick pick,
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bonus number 11 for Edelman.
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Throw in a couple of the wheel
scratchers. My girl likes them.
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Allison!
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There's my girl. How are you?
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Hey, D. I'm good. How are you?
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Ah, you know. Better than
your Uncle Chuck with his back.
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They call it a slipped disc,
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more like it tripped down
three flights of stairs, but…
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What can you do, right?
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Physical therapy?
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Oh, sweetie, you got a little snag.
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Ooh, what's in the fancy bag?
You bring your auntie something nice?
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Uh, no. It's for Kevin.
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I got him a watch
for our anniversary.
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Mm, la-di-da!
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- What did he get you?
- Uh, nothing yet.
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He wants me to tell him what I want.
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Mm, good man.
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Our first anniversary,
Chuck got me running shoes.
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Yeah, can you imagine?
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These knees don't run.
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Don't make men guess.
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Tell him you want a Dyson,
or a Pandora's bracelet.
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Well, I don't want any of that.
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Sign of a good life.
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You got lucky, honey.
Hm? We both did.
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Oh.
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Kevin?
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- Present!
- Oh good, you're home.
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- I'm home, and I'm screwed.
- Uh-huh?
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Word of the party got around work,
all the way up to Bossman Harrison.
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- Uh-huh.
- Now he's coming, and he cannot hang.
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I found what I want
for our anniversary.
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I told you to tell Neil.
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I did. He's crying next door.
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Happy anniversary.
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What's this?
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We're moving!
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Okay, we need to get a credit report
and fill out an application.
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You paid off that student loan
a while ago, right?
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Why would I pay it back
if you never went to college?
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Because you still used it.
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Yeah. To invest in
Neil's Hooters for Butts business.
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Ah yes, only a matter of time
till you see that back end.
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Can you, uh, hand me the tablet?
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Why are you doing that?
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Well, ladies always do it
in the movies, and…
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I wanted to feel fancy.
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Kev, this is fancy.
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Look, it's got granite countertops
and a mudroom.
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We could be
Amherst Gates residents in a month.
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It's great, babe, it is, but, I mean…
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Do we have to go?
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Can't some things just
stay the same anymore?
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We've saved for so long.
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We can cover the down payment.
We can own a home.
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Is it really that much better
than this place?
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It's not about the house, you know?
It's a fresh start.
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We can be
everything we always wanted.
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I don't know what else
we could be, but…
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But okay.
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Okay.
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What Allison wants, Allison gets.
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Good, because I've made
an appointment at the bank,
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Monday morning after the party.
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Ugh! What party?
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It's useless now that
High and Mighty Harrison is coming.
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Being around him is constant work.
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Well, you say the same thing
about shoes with laces.
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I don't even see
the point of a party anymore.
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Oh, God.
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I've lost the will to rage!
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What is there
even to live for anymore?
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Oh…
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Look at that closet space.
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Wow! So much room
for cleaning products.
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Oh, and that bedroom!
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Ooh, I'd never want
to leave that bedroom.
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I can see us now, lying in that bed.
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You're wearing some hot little thing.
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I'm wearing just a T-shirt.
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And we can finally do
that thing you say we'll never do.
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We've had this discussion.
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Gotta embrace change, baby.
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We never had parties in the seminary.
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So that's why you had to
have sex with nuns.
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The boredom.
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What can I say? I got in the habit.
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Come on!
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It was just one nun, and please don't
talk about my parents having sex.
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I thought for a second
you'd canceled.
253
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:01,730
Ah, never!
254
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,523
I had one of my strokes of genius.
255
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:06,568
Oh, I wish I'd have those. You know,
instead of the regular strokes.
256
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:11,072
I realized I spend every
Anniversa-rager putting out fires.
257
00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:13,283
That was one time,
and your eyebrows grew back.
258
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:16,619
Mr. Harrison is a tiny hiccup.
259
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,955
We just got to keep him away
from our party.
260
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:22,584
So, we're gonna have another
fancy boring-person party for him
261
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,461
in the living room,
that you get to throw.
262
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:26,379
"Get to"?!
263
00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:31,259
You'll distract Harrison with wine
and tiny crackers in the living room,
264
00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:33,011
and I'll take care of the real party.
265
00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:36,222
Okay, but you really think he won't
notice a party in the next room?
266
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:39,142
We're having our party
in the backyard, Allison.
267
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,771
Think of the kitchen
as a buffer between the two.
268
00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:45,565
And you, you're
the most important part of the plan.
269
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:47,025
You're the gatekeeper.
270
00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:49,652
Like St. Peter, but more judgmental.
271
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,824
I've always wanted
to have the boss over for dinner.
272
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,034
It's what people do, right?
273
00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:59,245
Great!
Then since it's also your party,
274
00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:00,997
you get to pick up the supplies.
275
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:02,540
"Get to."
276
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:06,127
Okay, but if I do this,
you have to behave, okay?
277
00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:09,589
No liquor, only beer. We have that
appointment at the bank tomorrow.
278
00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:12,217
Hey, I'll take it
easy like Sunday morning.
279
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,301
It's Monday morning.
280
00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:14,219
- What?
- Huh?
281
00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:18,014
Just don't go crazy, okay?
We need the bank guy to believe that
282
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,225
we're the kind of people
who deserve a new house.
283
00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:22,894
You're not actually moving, right?
284
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:24,896
Like when you were
going back to school?
285
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:26,523
Or when you wanted to go to Paris?
286
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:30,735
Yeah. We'll pretend it's happening
until you come to your senses?
287
00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:34,656
No. You and your sister are going to
have new neighbors to torture.
288
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:35,782
It's happening, Neil.
289
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:39,994
Oh.
290
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:42,956
I don't want you to overreact.
291
00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,999
I'm dying inside!
292
00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:49,087
And outside.
293
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:54,259
- Should we--
- I'm good.
294
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,333
Give me the lip stain in Candy Apple.
295
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:32,213
Please.
296
00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:42,599
Kevin?
297
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:45,268
Oh, talk slower.
298
00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:49,397
Okay, please stop saying "meats."
299
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:50,315
Meats!
300
00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:52,108
I just found out that
301
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:55,361
Mr. Harrison goes nuts for
those fancy cheese and meat plates,
302
00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:56,738
so I need you to pick one up.
303
00:19:57,572 --> 00:19:59,032
Because I'm busy.
304
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:01,993
I'm auditioning
Tom Brady look-alikes for the party.
305
00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:07,248
Tampa Bay is trash, man.
306
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,627
People adore you here.
307
00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:14,923
You should have stayed.
308
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:17,800
I had a great run in New England--
309
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,510
Why does everybody leave?!
310
00:20:19,594 --> 00:20:21,554
Neil, buddy, take it easy.
311
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,389
We're gonna be okay.
312
00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:26,059
Meats, and cheeses.
313
00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:42,408
Hey, honey.
A smile looks nice on you.
314
00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:44,410
Hey, you want to see
if you pass inspection?
315
00:20:44,494 --> 00:20:45,328
No thanks.
316
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:48,081
It's a joke, it's a joke. If you
want to party in the back though…
317
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:48,998
No.
318
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:51,209
I'm here all the time
if you change your mind.
319
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:10,603
Um, hi. I was hoping to get a coffee,
320
00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:12,855
and that maybe you had
a charcuterie plate.
321
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,066
The charcuterie plate
is on our catering menu,
322
00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:16,734
so you'd have to place those orders--
323
00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:18,528
Ah, shit.
324
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:19,737
- Shit.
- Oh, S…
325
00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:21,906
Sam.
326
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:23,324
Allie.
327
00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:24,325
Hi.
328
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:27,078
Thought I might see you
at some point.
329
00:21:27,578 --> 00:21:29,122
- You look…
- No.
330
00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:30,665
…exactly the same.
331
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:35,795
Uh, how-- You, uh, moved back?
332
00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:38,923
And you work at a diner?
333
00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:43,011
Close. I moved back,
and I own a diner.
334
00:21:43,886 --> 00:21:45,096
This is yours?
335
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:47,056
Okay.
336
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,018
Oh, yeah, well,
I'm surprised I didn't recognize you.
337
00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:52,311
Market research shows
338
00:21:52,395 --> 00:21:55,565
people in New England like diners
where a white lady cooks the food.
339
00:21:57,066 --> 00:22:00,361
Doesn't market research also show
that Worcester's not the best place
340
00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:01,446
to open a yuppie diner?
341
00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:02,572
You'd be surprised.
342
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,366
- Worcester's an up-and-coming city.
- No, it's not.
343
00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:06,784
- No, it's not.
- Oh.
344
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:09,996
But I wanted to come back.
345
00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:11,164
But why?
346
00:22:11,789 --> 00:22:13,708
You got out.
You got to live in New York City.
347
00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:15,376
Well, Syracuse.
348
00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:17,211
Okay, well, a New York city.
349
00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:22,550
So, what did I miss,
the last 15 years?
350
00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:23,634
In Worcester?
351
00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:25,803
Um…
352
00:22:26,304 --> 00:22:27,138
Oh!
353
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:28,681
There were like,
354
00:22:28,765 --> 00:22:32,143
three new traffic plans for
Kelley Square that you missed out on,
355
00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:33,770
so, condolences.
356
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:36,856
Mm. I must be crazy coming back here.
357
00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:37,774
Yeah.
358
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,817
So, um, why did you?
359
00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:43,237
It kinda just… pulls you back.
360
00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,239
Yeah, I get it.
361
00:22:46,908 --> 00:22:49,577
So, how long have you been back,
and where are you staying?
362
00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:52,080
Well, uh, Jenn's parents
are still in their old house.
363
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:53,790
Right.
364
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:56,793
We're actually renovating a place
down near the old water tower.
365
00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:59,212
Ah, happy for you.
366
00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:03,966
Okay, um, well, I'm gonna get going.
367
00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:05,802
Wait, I'll make
that charcuterie plate.
368
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:06,969
- Don't worry.
- I don't mind.
369
00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:08,221
- I'm--
- I can take care of it.
370
00:23:10,223 --> 00:23:11,057
But thank you.
371
00:23:25,655 --> 00:23:28,241
Hm. I should have known
you'd be trouble
372
00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:30,827
when you tried to
drop your accent in high school.
373
00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:41,879
Meats!
374
00:23:49,387 --> 00:23:50,721
- Hey.
- Hey.
375
00:23:53,141 --> 00:23:53,975
What?
376
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:56,394
Nothing.
377
00:24:09,699 --> 00:24:11,117
Wow! Some party.
378
00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:14,370
Uh, it's… elegant.
379
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:16,372
- It's understated.
- It's dead.
380
00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:19,458
Can't some of the people from outside
come in here?
381
00:24:19,542 --> 00:24:20,710
I could use a few bodies.
382
00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,753
Babe, it's our anniversary.
383
00:24:22,837 --> 00:24:25,131
I'm not asking my friends
to come to this lame thing.
384
00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:27,800
Ask your dad's friends.
385
00:24:27,884 --> 00:24:30,011
No, they're outside
revving up the tattoo gun.
386
00:24:30,094 --> 00:24:31,053
Oh…
387
00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:34,390
This whole event is a finely tuned
machine. Why are you messing with it?
388
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:37,018
I'm just anxious.
We have to be up early.
389
00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:38,352
I'm thinking about cleanup.
390
00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:41,772
So we're having a party, and
you're thinking about cleaning up?
391
00:24:41,856 --> 00:24:44,192
I always forget mental illness
runs in your family.
392
00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:48,654
I brought the name tags.
393
00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:50,990
I'm pretty sure we already know
each other's names.
394
00:24:51,073 --> 00:24:52,074
- Kelvin?
- Yeah.
395
00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:56,329
Kevin McRoberts has some complaints
on the ol' cable company record,
396
00:24:56,412 --> 00:24:58,414
so when Bossman Harrison got hired,
397
00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:02,084
I introduced myself
as Kelvin McLoberts.
398
00:25:04,253 --> 00:25:06,255
Hey! No permanent marker
on the coffee table.
399
00:25:06,339 --> 00:25:07,924
- This is from Pottery--
- Goodwill!
400
00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:09,258
It's Pottery Barn.
401
00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:12,386
I gotta get outside.
Control the flow.
402
00:25:12,470 --> 00:25:15,181
I can't be stuck in here
waiting for my pain-in-the-ass boss,
403
00:25:15,264 --> 00:25:16,682
Mr. H-H-Harrison!
404
00:25:17,266 --> 00:25:18,226
Welcome!
405
00:25:18,309 --> 00:25:21,437
We were just discussing
a new TV show.
406
00:25:21,938 --> 00:25:22,980
Ass Boss .
407
00:25:26,108 --> 00:25:27,777
- Kelvin.
- Whoa.
408
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:30,947
Jeez! I haven't had something
this fancy since communion!
409
00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:33,074
Oh. Mr. Harrison.
410
00:25:33,574 --> 00:25:34,700
So glad you could come.
411
00:25:34,784 --> 00:25:35,868
Mrs. McLoberts.
412
00:25:35,952 --> 00:25:37,620
Strong handshake from a little lady.
413
00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:40,748
Most women develop
osteoporosis by 50. Good for you.
414
00:25:41,415 --> 00:25:43,084
Fifty? I'm not even close--
415
00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:46,295
- Ooh. Is that a charcuterie plate?
- It sure is!
416
00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:50,800
Oh, thank God.
You're needed outside, ASAP.
417
00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:53,678
The Tom Bradys are saying
they can beat anyone at flip cup,
418
00:25:53,761 --> 00:25:55,471
and they called you out by name.
419
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,852
Mr. Harrison, uh,
this is my neighbor Neil.
420
00:26:01,936 --> 00:26:05,273
Hi. I'm Kelvin's neighbor
and closest companion, Neil.
421
00:26:06,315 --> 00:26:09,110
He needs me to help him with
a problem in his house for a moment.
422
00:26:09,193 --> 00:26:10,486
- His plumbing--
- Caught on fire.
423
00:26:14,031 --> 00:26:16,867
Yup. His plumbing caught on fire.
424
00:26:17,618 --> 00:26:19,870
The gas lines got tangled up
with the water pipes.
425
00:26:19,954 --> 00:26:22,290
- It happens more than you think.
- Yeah.
426
00:26:22,373 --> 00:26:23,874
- I should go deal with that.
- Yeah.
427
00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:26,961
Now? 'Cause the party just started.
428
00:26:27,044 --> 00:26:29,338
I know, but I'm needed elsewhere.
429
00:26:38,723 --> 00:26:40,349
It's nice to have good neighbors.
430
00:26:41,309 --> 00:26:42,143
Yeah.
431
00:26:45,479 --> 00:26:47,690
Well, uh, don't ruin your dinner.
432
00:26:47,773 --> 00:26:49,150
- I made quail.
- Ah.
433
00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:57,491
Can I just ask…
434
00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:00,328
Do you have a mudroom?
435
00:27:02,330 --> 00:27:03,164
I do.
436
00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:05,333
Great.
437
00:27:19,597 --> 00:27:20,514
I…
438
00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:24,018
like your coffee table.
439
00:27:24,435 --> 00:27:25,394
Thank you.
440
00:27:33,569 --> 00:27:36,113
Can I get you a glass of wine?
441
00:27:36,614 --> 00:27:37,490
Alright.
442
00:27:38,491 --> 00:27:40,785
Great. I'll be right back.
443
00:28:15,736 --> 00:28:17,196
No, no, no. Where did he go?
444
00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:20,741
Chug! Chug! Chug!
445
00:28:21,450 --> 00:28:23,536
Guys, guys, be cool.
I don't think he's into this.
446
00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:25,496
- What the hell?
- What's going on?
447
00:28:28,290 --> 00:28:29,625
Kelvin! I never--
448
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:30,960
It was Allison's idea!
449
00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:33,087
I never get to be one of the boys!
450
00:28:34,338 --> 00:28:35,256
Wait, what?
451
00:28:35,339 --> 00:28:36,674
Nobody invites me anywhere!
452
00:28:37,341 --> 00:28:38,467
People forget that
453
00:28:38,551 --> 00:28:41,512
behind the grandeur of
"regional director of installation",
454
00:28:41,595 --> 00:28:42,680
I'm just a man.
455
00:28:43,806 --> 00:28:45,975
A man who likes
the simple things in life,
456
00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:49,979
like shotgunning brewskies with guys
who slightly resemble Tom Brady.
457
00:28:50,938 --> 00:28:52,231
He's my fourth cousin.
458
00:28:53,315 --> 00:28:54,733
Sure he is, bro.
459
00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:57,611
I knew you were gonna be a good time.
460
00:28:57,695 --> 00:28:59,905
That's why I made sure
Brenda invited you.
461
00:28:59,989 --> 00:29:00,823
She didn't.
462
00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:01,991
She didn't invite me.
463
00:29:02,616 --> 00:29:03,617
Damn Brenda!
464
00:29:03,701 --> 00:29:04,910
Doesn't think I can hang.
465
00:29:05,828 --> 00:29:06,871
What?
466
00:29:07,371 --> 00:29:08,622
Has she seen you do that?
467
00:29:10,166 --> 00:29:12,084
I'm so glad I made it!
468
00:29:12,168 --> 00:29:15,588
And now that the party's
finally getting good, thank God!
469
00:29:16,714 --> 00:29:18,340
Why don't you join us
in the backyard?
470
00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:20,176
We can do another beer bong hit.
471
00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:22,470
Think we could do it
with a nice Pinot this time?
472
00:29:22,887 --> 00:29:23,721
Sure.
473
00:30:17,983 --> 00:30:21,320
Everyone! Everyone! Listen up!
474
00:30:21,403 --> 00:30:24,031
This has truly been
my best party yet.
475
00:30:25,866 --> 00:30:27,201
Happy anniversary!
476
00:30:27,284 --> 00:30:30,079
Oh, is it somebody's anniversary?
Congrats!
477
00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:30,996
Thank you!
478
00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:34,792
But, I also want to use my party
479
00:30:34,875 --> 00:30:38,295
to share some news
about a life-changing move.
480
00:30:39,046 --> 00:30:39,964
Where's Allison?
481
00:30:40,047 --> 00:30:41,423
Can we get Allison up here?
482
00:30:41,507 --> 00:30:43,759
Ah, there she is.
Come here, babe. Come on.
483
00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:46,845
Come on up. Yeah, up here, come on.
484
00:30:47,805 --> 00:30:50,307
Uh, we both want to
thank you all for coming,
485
00:30:50,391 --> 00:30:52,977
but especially, Mr. Harrison.
486
00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:54,353
- Yeah.
- Terry.
487
00:30:55,729 --> 00:30:59,900
Because Terry has just offered me
the opportunity of a lifetime.
488
00:31:00,484 --> 00:31:05,406
Terry is moving me over
from cable to fiber-optics.
489
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,701
- So, you know what that means.
- No.
490
00:31:08,784 --> 00:31:11,537
- Wait. Are you saying…
- Oh yes, Neil.
491
00:31:11,620 --> 00:31:14,873
- We decided we're staying.
- We did?
492
00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:25,509
I thought you said
this was from Pottery Barn.
493
00:31:35,769 --> 00:31:37,896
He's drunk.
He is not going to remember this.
494
00:31:37,980 --> 00:31:39,773
We're going,
we're going, we're going…
495
00:31:45,988 --> 00:31:48,782
Ow! God. Crap, mother eff.
496
00:31:48,866 --> 00:31:49,700
My God.
497
00:31:49,783 --> 00:31:51,910
- Oh.
- Just swear.
498
00:31:52,953 --> 00:31:54,496
"Eff" is so much worse.
499
00:31:58,208 --> 00:32:00,002
You throwing
a little tantrum out here?
500
00:32:00,085 --> 00:32:01,670
Just getting some fresh air.
501
00:32:02,129 --> 00:32:03,881
Oh. And the mailbox offended you?
502
00:32:05,549 --> 00:32:06,383
Ugh…
503
00:32:06,967 --> 00:32:09,928
It's a party, not death row.
504
00:32:13,015 --> 00:32:15,851
Do you ever think about maybe
trying to have a little bit of fun?
505
00:32:17,019 --> 00:32:19,438
I'm not talking about
scoring crack or anything.
506
00:32:20,230 --> 00:32:22,274
Maybe indulge in a hard seltzer?
507
00:32:23,609 --> 00:32:26,028
- I don't feel like celebrating.
- Ah, right.
508
00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:27,029
Silly me.
509
00:32:27,738 --> 00:32:30,532
We're all in mourning 'cause
Barbie lost out on her Dream House.
510
00:32:30,616 --> 00:32:32,201
It's not about the house!
511
00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:36,330
I'm just so tired.
512
00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:38,916
Yeah. Who sleeps these days?
513
00:32:38,999 --> 00:32:42,294
Oh, Jesus, I mean mentally.
Aren't you?
514
00:32:44,338 --> 00:32:45,547
I wake up, I go to the salon,
515
00:32:45,631 --> 00:32:47,383
I come home,
I watch a game with the guys.
516
00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:49,802
In between, there are
a few Dunkie's coffees
517
00:32:49,885 --> 00:32:51,178
and a pack of menthols.
518
00:32:51,261 --> 00:32:52,638
You're okay with that?
519
00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:56,350
Everyone knows what their life's
gonna look like in ten, twenty years.
520
00:32:57,393 --> 00:33:00,062
Pretending it'll change is
how they sell washing machines.
521
00:33:01,438 --> 00:33:03,816
I'm just, I'm tired of trying.
522
00:33:05,818 --> 00:33:08,070
I feel like nothing I do
is ever enough.
523
00:33:10,322 --> 00:33:13,701
I really think that
if I could start over,
524
00:33:13,784 --> 00:33:15,703
and go somewhere else,
525
00:33:15,786 --> 00:33:18,872
and just do everything right
this time, I can finally be…
526
00:33:20,749 --> 00:33:21,917
like, done.
527
00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:25,587
Is that insane?
528
00:33:30,718 --> 00:33:33,637
You know how many people
come into my salon every week,
529
00:33:33,721 --> 00:33:35,848
thinking a perm
will solve all their problems?
530
00:33:37,141 --> 00:33:37,975
I mean…
531
00:33:39,435 --> 00:33:40,978
Maybe you're insane,
532
00:33:42,229 --> 00:33:43,397
but you're not alone.
533
00:33:46,817 --> 00:33:49,403
Calling me crazy is
the nicest you've ever been to me.
534
00:33:50,904 --> 00:33:51,989
You're welcome.
535
00:33:54,658 --> 00:33:56,285
But this isn't just a perm.
536
00:33:57,703 --> 00:33:59,913
I'm not giving up on this, I can't.
537
00:34:00,414 --> 00:34:02,958
I can get Kevin to that bank
tomorrow morning. I…
538
00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:06,378
I don't care if he's still
taking pulls off a handle of tequila.
539
00:34:07,796 --> 00:34:10,424
I know it doesn't seem like it,
but I know how to work Kevin.
540
00:34:11,175 --> 00:34:12,468
He's capable of stuff.
541
00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:14,845
It's like how I got him
to remember our anniversary.
542
00:34:14,928 --> 00:34:17,514
You just have to make him think
that it's his idea.
543
00:34:17,598 --> 00:34:19,600
- You know? We can still--
- Jesus, Allison.
544
00:34:21,518 --> 00:34:22,352
What?
545
00:34:22,853 --> 00:34:24,772
Come on. Wake the hell up.
546
00:34:25,731 --> 00:34:27,149
There's no "we" in there.
547
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:29,610
What the hell do you know?
548
00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:32,988
Nobody thinks we're leaving,
but I promise--
549
00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:34,239
The account's empty.
550
00:34:37,785 --> 00:34:38,619
What?
551
00:34:39,995 --> 00:34:42,080
The weekly savings thing?
552
00:34:43,916 --> 00:34:44,958
It's gone.
553
00:34:46,877 --> 00:34:49,505
That's not possible. I was there
when we opened the account.
554
00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:54,593
Like, ten years ago, and then
you let him keep track of the money.
555
00:34:54,676 --> 00:34:55,969
'Cause I'm bad with money.
556
00:34:56,762 --> 00:34:57,971
You think he's better?
557
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:02,726
Come on. How many times a week
does a package come to this house?
558
00:35:02,810 --> 00:35:05,354
- Just pay attention.
- He wouldn't go into that account.
559
00:35:08,524 --> 00:35:09,441
A few years ago,
560
00:35:09,525 --> 00:35:12,820
he got into some hot water
trading fake sports memorabilia.
561
00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:16,281
He asked Neil for money,
562
00:35:17,199 --> 00:35:18,700
who of course came to me.
563
00:35:20,536 --> 00:35:21,870
He said you have nothing.
564
00:35:24,998 --> 00:35:26,542
But we were gonna leave.
565
00:35:28,877 --> 00:35:31,755
Start over. He said that
things were gonna change.
566
00:35:39,388 --> 00:35:40,973
They were never gonna change.
567
00:35:44,977 --> 00:35:46,436
They're never gonna change.
568
00:35:54,945 --> 00:35:55,946
I'm sorry.
569
00:35:57,739 --> 00:35:58,740
Fuck!
570
00:36:53,503 --> 00:36:55,047
That's littering, sweetie.
571
00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:58,091
You can get in trouble for that.
572
00:37:11,355 --> 00:37:12,481
I'm a bad driver.
573
00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:16,818
I've accepted that. I'm a bad driver
with split ends and an overbite.
574
00:37:23,784 --> 00:37:25,702
When my husband's
in the car with me, he says,
575
00:37:25,786 --> 00:37:28,372
"Oh, you shouldn't drive so slow.
576
00:37:28,455 --> 00:37:31,041
Oh, don't let so many people
pull out in front of you.
577
00:37:31,124 --> 00:37:32,501
You should use your horn more."
578
00:37:34,086 --> 00:37:37,673
I get nervous behind the wheel,
and driving's all about confidence,
579
00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:40,759
so that's why I'm not a good driver.
580
00:37:40,842 --> 00:37:42,052
I'm a bad driver.
581
00:37:45,013 --> 00:37:46,515
But you know, I've been thinking.
582
00:37:48,392 --> 00:37:49,893
I've never been in an accident.
583
00:37:50,894 --> 00:37:55,190
And I can drive stick,
I can parallel park, I can merge,
584
00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:59,987
and you know, I actually think that
I actually used to enjoy driving.
585
00:38:02,864 --> 00:38:04,366
Oh, I like this.
586
00:38:07,577 --> 00:38:09,913
But we have one car,
and he doesn't have to share it,
587
00:38:09,997 --> 00:38:11,498
he doesn't have to share anything.
588
00:38:11,999 --> 00:38:14,960
He has me all to himself,
'cause I never went back to school,
589
00:38:15,043 --> 00:38:17,421
and he says that's 'cause
I never finish things, but…
590
00:38:18,672 --> 00:38:22,134
Do I never finish things,
or does he take them from me?
591
00:38:25,554 --> 00:38:27,889
Am I bad at driving,
or does he want the car?
592
00:38:30,267 --> 00:38:32,060
As long as I had this thing,
this, just…
593
00:38:32,728 --> 00:38:36,440
Like, this image of what I,
what we could be,
594
00:38:36,982 --> 00:38:38,233
I had something to hope for.
595
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:41,903
But now, I try to picture
anything good, and…
596
00:38:48,535 --> 00:38:50,996
What are you supposed to do
if you can't close your eyes
597
00:38:51,079 --> 00:38:53,165
and picture a future
where everything's okay?
598
00:38:53,707 --> 00:38:56,001
Because dreaming's useless
with him around, so,
599
00:38:56,084 --> 00:38:57,210
what, do I just go numb?
600
00:38:58,754 --> 00:39:01,131
Oh yeah, that'll happen.
That shit's real pure.
601
00:39:01,590 --> 00:39:02,424
What?
602
00:39:05,218 --> 00:39:07,012
No, you weren't listening.
603
00:39:08,430 --> 00:39:10,682
I'm a, I'm a customer,
604
00:39:10,766 --> 00:39:13,518
and you couldn't be bothered
just to pay attention?
605
00:39:14,811 --> 00:39:16,855
Is the sound of my voice
impossible to hear?
606
00:39:16,938 --> 00:39:19,858
'Cause if you're having trouble,
I can go louder, you dick!
607
00:39:21,610 --> 00:39:23,987
- What the hell, lady?
- Oh, my God.
608
00:39:24,071 --> 00:39:26,073
Oh shit, Marcus,
that bitch bitch-slapped you.
609
00:39:26,156 --> 00:39:28,033
Oh, I am so sorry.
610
00:39:30,577 --> 00:39:31,453
No, you know what?
611
00:39:32,454 --> 00:39:33,371
I'm not sorry.
612
00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:35,832
The hell with that. I deserve--
613
00:39:35,916 --> 00:39:37,334
Ah! I'm sorry.
614
00:39:37,417 --> 00:39:38,335
Sorry.
615
00:39:39,628 --> 00:39:40,962
You should really ice that.
616
00:39:54,976 --> 00:39:55,811
Wow.
617
00:39:57,437 --> 00:39:59,147
Kevin thought you were out for a run.
618
00:39:59,773 --> 00:40:01,316
What the hell have you been doing?
619
00:40:01,817 --> 00:40:03,485
Uh, I was sort of running.
620
00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:06,029
Why are we talking like this?
621
00:40:06,113 --> 00:40:08,115
Kevin's in the kitchen,
he's surprising you.
622
00:40:09,449 --> 00:40:10,283
With what?
623
00:40:10,367 --> 00:40:11,451
Hold on.
624
00:40:13,036 --> 00:40:13,870
Oh!
625
00:40:14,454 --> 00:40:15,288
Oh.
626
00:40:15,997 --> 00:40:17,374
Caught me. I, uh,
627
00:40:17,457 --> 00:40:20,877
had a bit of a rough morning,
and I needed a few jelly Munchkins.
628
00:40:23,171 --> 00:40:25,924
Um, did you tell him
I know about the account?
629
00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:27,676
Tell Kevin I ratted him out?
630
00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:30,512
Come on. He had a feud with
the mailwoman and got her deported.
631
00:40:32,889 --> 00:40:33,723
Yeah.
632
00:40:35,016 --> 00:40:36,726
That's why
you waited years to tell me.
633
00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:40,438
Hey.
634
00:40:42,899 --> 00:40:43,775
Are you okay?
635
00:40:45,569 --> 00:40:46,528
I have no idea.
636
00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:53,285
Ah.
637
00:40:53,368 --> 00:40:56,621
Babe, I'm sorry I passed out
in your rosebushes last night.
638
00:40:57,747 --> 00:40:58,874
We don't have rosebushes.
639
00:41:00,250 --> 00:41:02,544
Well, where did you pass out,
'cause you look…
640
00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:05,297
Wonderful.
641
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:08,592
Very quick. I think she bought it.
642
00:41:09,718 --> 00:41:10,677
This looks fun.
643
00:41:11,094 --> 00:41:13,555
Yeah, well, I know I had
too much liquor last night,
644
00:41:13,638 --> 00:41:16,850
and when I woke up
with rose thorns in my tongue,
645
00:41:16,933 --> 00:41:18,518
I realized you're right.
646
00:41:18,602 --> 00:41:19,728
It's time to grow up.
647
00:41:19,811 --> 00:41:22,981
I got to change, so,
no more Anniversa-ragers.
648
00:41:23,982 --> 00:41:24,941
Wow.
649
00:41:25,025 --> 00:41:27,777
I decided that
we should celebrate your way.
650
00:41:27,861 --> 00:41:29,613
Do what you wanted this whole time.
651
00:41:29,696 --> 00:41:30,780
A boring dinner!
652
00:41:30,864 --> 00:41:32,782
- A grown-up dinner!
- A grown-up dinner.
653
00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:34,492
In the morning.
654
00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:37,287
Wait. If this is dinner,
655
00:41:37,370 --> 00:41:39,206
that means beers are fair game.
656
00:41:40,373 --> 00:41:44,336
Neil, ideas like that
are why I keep you around.
657
00:41:44,419 --> 00:41:45,795
Allison, you mind?
658
00:41:48,089 --> 00:41:50,926
And babe, uh… about moving.
659
00:41:51,009 --> 00:41:53,678
You know, that money in the bank
is only gonna grow,
660
00:41:53,762 --> 00:41:56,139
and if you pick up
a few more shifts at the store,
661
00:41:56,223 --> 00:41:58,934
we're gonna be able to move
wherever your heart desires.
662
00:41:59,559 --> 00:42:02,520
What Allison wants, Allison gets.
663
00:42:19,663 --> 00:42:21,748
Shit, Kevin! Kevin!
664
00:42:22,249 --> 00:42:23,583
What did you do?!
665
00:42:41,893 --> 00:42:42,727
What?
666
00:42:44,521 --> 00:42:45,772
You broke it.
667
00:42:49,818 --> 00:42:52,362
Whoa! Ms. Hercules over here!
668
00:42:53,697 --> 00:42:54,781
Is that blood?
669
00:42:54,864 --> 00:42:56,366
It doesn't mean you get to be moody.
670
00:42:56,449 --> 00:42:58,535
You already used that excuse
once this month.
671
00:43:00,954 --> 00:43:01,913
I'll be fine.
672
00:43:01,997 --> 00:43:04,332
Honey, go bandage that hand.
673
00:43:04,416 --> 00:43:06,084
We still got dinner at breakfast,
674
00:43:06,167 --> 00:43:08,169
and I can't wait to see
what you're gonna cook.
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