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I know, buddy.
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I miss him too.
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I think mine went
straight through.
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Mine didn't.
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Another fine mess
you got us into.
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- I told you she wasn't no good.
- I'll make it up to you.
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When, next life?
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When we get out of this.
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We ain't getting out of here, Hap.
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Not alive.
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- Where the hell is he?
- I don't know.
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Out there somewhere waiting
to shoot our asses off.
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You got any guns here?
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They're all in the back
of the car at the hippie compound.
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What, all of them?
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What, now you like guns?
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My dogs!
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Leonard,
I taught your dogs to lay down!
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It's a great trick.
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All you got to do is shoot them
through the head.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry, Leonard, I...
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I didn't think this was
gonna happen.
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Hap and Leonard,
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come out and play!
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Here, buddy, you hungry?
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There you go.
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- Can I help you?
- Jeez, sorry, sir.
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I was told no one
lived here anymore.
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You got about ten seconds
to get off of this property
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or I'm gonna introduce you
to a dog
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that eats ass faster
than salted peanuts.
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They're just signs.
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Don't you think you're being
a little over-dramatic?
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- Ten, nine...
- Okay, I'm leaving.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Eight, seven, six,
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five, four,
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three, two...
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Looks like she did it
to you again, huh, Happy?
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She left you with nothing
but the tail lights, baby!
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She gon' come back,
bring the cops with her.
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- I would get out if I were you!
- No, no, no, no.
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She's already down
in El Paso, man,
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drinking tequila, rubbing herself
on some cowboy's leg.
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We got guns in here!
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Oh, I think the only thing
you got, Lenny,
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is two bullets in your ass,
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plus the one in Hap's ass, so far.
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She is just a bunny rabbit,
huh, you guys?
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You two know anything
about Eskimos?
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Huh?
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I read a book about 'em once.
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Did you know they share women?
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Like, I'm hunting here.
You're hunting there.
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I'm far from my home,
but I am near yours.
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And you are near mine.
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You gonna kill us
or bore us to death?
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So these seal clubbers,
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they share women
in igloos and shit,
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and they just bang
each other's wives silly,
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and they are cool with it, man.
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But here's the funny part.
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When the men get back,
they just check
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the old lady's teeth.
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And if she's been chewing
on the other guy's moccasin
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to soften the leather,
all hell breaks loose, man.
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There have been murders
over that shit.
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Which sounds strange
to us, right?
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Because all our grief,
it's always over
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my pussy, your pussy.
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It's my pussy.
It's his pussy.
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But if you think about it,
you can wear teeth out.
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You cannot wear out
a pussy, guys.
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Isn't that something?
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Now, baby!
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Come on, bitch!
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Guns, huh?
Who needs guns?
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Ow! God damn!
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Come on!
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Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
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Catch a nigger by the toe.
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Trudy!
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I got him, didn't I?
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You came back.
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- Hap...
- Oh, Trudy.
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I think I'm shot.
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Phew, I got to admit
I did not see that coming.
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That's right.
You can do it.
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Come on, Happy, just...
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ease back on the trigger,
send me up to my baby.
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Oh.
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Should've known you wouldn't
be able to do it.
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Happy.
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Come on, buddy.
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You got him?
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Come on.
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That's it.
That's it.
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In you go.
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00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:04,547
Room for one more?
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Good boy, Switch.
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- Hap?
- Yeah?
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We gonna make it?
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I am.
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Oh, oh, Trudy...
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Can you change that?
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Oh, no.
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I don't need it.
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I'm starting to like it.
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Hap?
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I have to tell you something.
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And you're probably
gonna hate me.
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After you left,
I did something.
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Something real, real bad.
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I killed Cheep.
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I drowned him in the sink.
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He reminded me of us.
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Of you.
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How I was a failure at things.
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Told myself I had to move on.
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Be my own person.
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But when I did,
you were still there.
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You're always there.
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I love you, Hap.
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See you on the flip side, sugar.
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Hell of a night for this.
Don't worry, I'm just here to help.
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- Oh, thank you, sir.
- What's going on here?
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I don't rightly know.
Might be the transmission.
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Oh, yeah.
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Daddy?
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- Help...
- Daddy?
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So you made it.
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And you, you too.
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How long we been out?
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Me, three days.
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You, longer.
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Trudy?
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Sorry, Hap.
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I mean that.
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Did you find it?
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No.
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Not for lack of trying.
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Goddamn health insurance.
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00:21:18,977 --> 00:21:21,172
It ain't even paying
for half this shit.
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Almost lost a kidney.
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I heard.
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Busted my ass in
that damn war, and for what?
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Almost told them
to give me one of yours.
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You no good for me, Hap Collins.
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00:21:51,710 --> 00:21:53,337
Maybe not.
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00:21:58,684 --> 00:22:00,311
Well...
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It's, um...
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it's good to see you.
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- Hap?
- Yeah?
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00:22:14,032 --> 00:22:16,523
Remember when I told you
you weren't my type?
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00:22:16,601 --> 00:22:18,296
Yeah?
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00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,965
Just wanted you to know
I meant it.
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Thanks.
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00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:34,110
- Hap Collins?
- Yes, sir.
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Jack Divit, FBI.
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Sheriff's Office got
a statement from you.
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Now that you're feeling better,
we'd like to get one too.
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So now you say your ex-wife,
Ms. Fawst,
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didn't say why they were
searching for
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the sunken car,
is that right?
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Oh, she just said this,
uh, this Howard guy
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had an interest in it.
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Didn't say why.
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They were offering up
a chunk of change,
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so we didn't ask.
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Must have been
a nice chunk of change
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for you to partner up with
your ex-wife's other ex-husband.
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Ha, yeah, yeah, it was.
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00:23:05,417 --> 00:23:07,749
So after the car
was recovered,
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did you find anything
special in it?
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Well, there were, uh...
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Two metal boxes
about so big.
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They were real secretive
about them, though.
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Did they pay you
what they owe you?
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00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:24,159
Uh, no.
No, sir, they didn't.
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No, after the guns came out,
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Leonard and me were held
until Soldier and Angel arrived,
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and...
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and all hell broke loose.
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00:23:34,579 --> 00:23:38,413
Does this name
Softboy McCall ring a bell?
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No, I ca...
I can't say it does.
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He was this Howard fella's
cellmate in Leavenworth,
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tied to a bank robbery
a few decades ago.
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Some money came up missing
right around the same river.
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00:23:48,727 --> 00:23:50,592
Oh, well.
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00:23:52,230 --> 00:23:54,596
I noticed that you have
a prison record of your own.
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Are we... we gonna go to trial
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or anything for this?
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I mean, you don't end up
in a slaughterhouse like this
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and not have
some talking to do.
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00:24:06,645 --> 00:24:09,478
You got a good case
for self-defense.
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Soldier and his partner,
this woman,
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we've had our eye on 'em
for quite some time.
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That helps.
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I think we're done for now.
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If anything comes to mind
about this money,
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give me a call?
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- Happy to.
- Have a good evening.
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Appreciate it.
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Oh, god damn it.
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Here, Switch.
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Out.
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You okay, boy?
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00:29:56,161 --> 00:29:59,756
- Hey.
- You don't look so good, Hap.
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00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:03,666
Yeah, well, I didn't
look so good before, so...
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00:30:03,735 --> 00:30:06,067
How's he doing?
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00:30:06,104 --> 00:30:10,268
Hmm, it's slow,
but he's healing.
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00:30:11,943 --> 00:30:13,604
Mind if I come in?
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00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:16,045
I don't think it's a good idea.
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00:30:17,148 --> 00:30:19,207
Don't take this the wrong way,
but maybe you shouldn't
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00:30:19,284 --> 00:30:22,947
come and see him
for a while for his sake.
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00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:27,822
I think it's best
if he stays calm and relaxed.
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00:30:31,329 --> 00:30:33,524
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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00:30:34,632 --> 00:30:36,497
Would you tell him
I dropped by?
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If he asks.
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00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:42,864
Oh, uh, can you make sure
he gets this?
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Have a good night, Hap.
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00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,010
Yeah.
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00:31:12,036 --> 00:31:13,560
It's taken care of, Mr. Otis.
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00:31:13,605 --> 00:31:15,436
Wasn't your boy's fault.
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00:31:15,506 --> 00:31:18,236
Dumb coon pulled over out there
in the dark in a storm,
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no flares, no lights.
228
00:31:20,245 --> 00:31:22,907
Lucky thing your boy
wasn't hurt worse.
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00:31:22,947 --> 00:31:25,916
Thanks, Tom.
Appreciate it.
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Yes, sir, Mr. Otis.
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00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:30,585
Your daddy's a good man, Beau.
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Don't dwell on this.
Accidents happen.
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- Put it behind you, huh?
- All right, sir.
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00:33:58,736 --> 00:34:00,795
You look ridiculous.
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00:34:05,910 --> 00:34:09,175
And you've been feeding
my damn dog too much, making him fat.
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00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:14,780
When'd they let you out?
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Yesterday.
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00:34:18,589 --> 00:34:21,956
How's your, uh...
your, uh, kidney?
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00:34:22,026 --> 00:34:23,618
It hurts.
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00:34:25,563 --> 00:34:28,031
Raoul was right.
You look like shit.
241
00:34:29,133 --> 00:34:31,499
Well, that's nice of him.
242
00:34:31,569 --> 00:34:34,231
Where is the little
ray of sunshine, with you?
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00:34:34,272 --> 00:34:36,638
We're taking a break right now.
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00:34:39,410 --> 00:34:42,140
Again?
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00:34:42,213 --> 00:34:44,545
You know me and him.
246
00:34:44,582 --> 00:34:47,745
That little bugger always hanging around
getting on my damn nerve.
247
00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:52,518
Anyway, thanks for the records.
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00:34:58,963 --> 00:35:01,022
You working?
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00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:04,364
Roses, you know,
couple of days a week.
250
00:35:05,636 --> 00:35:07,263
Them Mexicans?
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00:35:07,305 --> 00:35:09,273
Yeah, they got a better offer.
252
00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:17,781
How long you been like this, Hap?
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00:35:17,815 --> 00:35:19,476
A while.
254
00:35:22,753 --> 00:35:24,243
You okay?
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00:35:24,288 --> 00:35:26,552
Yeah, getting there, you know.
256
00:35:31,496 --> 00:35:35,023
Well, anyway, I...
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00:35:35,099 --> 00:35:37,761
I stopped by
to ask you for a favor.
258
00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:40,100
Yeah?
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00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:42,936
Need you to accompany me
to a funeral
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00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:46,375
and help me pick out a suit.
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00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:56,070
"Yea, though I walk
through the valley
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of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil,
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for thou art with me.
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Thou prepareth a table
before me in the presence
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of mine enemies.
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00:37:10,761 --> 00:37:14,356
Thou anointest my head with oil."
267
00:37:14,398 --> 00:37:17,731
You got your tag on, Slick.
268
00:37:17,768 --> 00:37:20,498
"Surely, goodness
and mercy..."
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Sorry.
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00:37:21,973 --> 00:37:24,100
"...shall follow me
all the days of my life.
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And I will dwell in the house
of the Lord forever."
272
00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:29,311
Amen.
273
00:37:34,318 --> 00:37:36,513
You're the only family
I got now, Hap.
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00:38:22,933 --> 00:38:25,629
I thought your place
was a dump.
275
00:38:25,670 --> 00:38:28,036
Well, it looks like
he had more practice.
276
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,459
Did he ever throw
anything out?
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00:38:58,536 --> 00:39:00,333
Just me.
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00:39:01,539 --> 00:39:05,703
Seen roaches big enough in here
to own property.
279
00:39:05,743 --> 00:39:07,802
Why don't you just help me
carry the trash out?
280
00:39:13,718 --> 00:39:15,913
Whatcha thinking?
281
00:39:17,655 --> 00:39:20,351
Maybe I'll spend the night,
go through his stuff,
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00:39:20,391 --> 00:39:23,121
see what's in the basement
before the county get here.
283
00:39:27,665 --> 00:39:30,156
You should be good for coupons
for a while.
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00:39:33,904 --> 00:39:37,897
I don't suppose I could ask you
to spend the night with me.
285
00:39:40,578 --> 00:39:42,443
What if I said no?
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00:39:44,682 --> 00:39:46,343
Long walk home.
287
00:39:58,929 --> 00:40:02,660
You remember
"Leave it to Beaver"?
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If you're gonna tell
the Beaver joke,
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00:40:04,668 --> 00:40:06,602
I already heard it.
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00:40:07,738 --> 00:40:10,036
Always ended
with Beaver and Wally.
291
00:40:10,074 --> 00:40:13,771
And they'd sum up
what it was about
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00:40:13,811 --> 00:40:16,211
and all they'd learned.
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00:40:17,715 --> 00:40:22,448
And... so they could move on
to next week's show
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00:40:22,486 --> 00:40:24,215
with no baggage.
295
00:40:26,624 --> 00:40:28,785
So?
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00:40:28,826 --> 00:40:30,760
Well, life just ain't like that.
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00:40:34,698 --> 00:40:36,256
No.
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00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:37,665
No, it ain't.
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00:40:42,473 --> 00:40:44,100
Good night, Wally.
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00:40:47,511 --> 00:40:48,910
Good night, Beav.
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00:40:54,418 --> 00:40:57,581
No more drama for a while.
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March 2017
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