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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:11,671 --> 00:01:14,071 I know, buddy. 2 00:01:14,941 --> 00:01:16,533 I miss him too. 3 00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:23,211 I think mine went straight through. 4 00:01:25,285 --> 00:01:26,650 Mine didn't. 5 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:29,884 Another fine mess you got us into. 6 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:34,219 - I told you she wasn't no good. - I'll make it up to you. 7 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:36,387 When, next life? 8 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:40,058 When we get out of this. 9 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,795 We ain't getting out of here, Hap. 10 00:01:43,703 --> 00:01:45,398 Not alive. 11 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:50,703 - Where the hell is he? - I don't know. 12 00:01:50,743 --> 00:01:53,871 Out there somewhere waiting to shoot our asses off. 13 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:57,276 You got any guns here? 14 00:01:57,317 --> 00:01:59,911 They're all in the back of the car at the hippie compound. 15 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,285 What, all of them? 16 00:02:02,322 --> 00:02:05,814 What, now you like guns? 17 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:07,884 My dogs! 18 00:02:09,829 --> 00:02:12,662 Leonard, I taught your dogs to lay down! 19 00:02:12,732 --> 00:02:14,427 It's a great trick. 20 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:16,867 All you got to do is shoot them through the head. 21 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:20,432 I'm sorry. 22 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:22,873 I'm sorry, Leonard, I... 23 00:02:29,415 --> 00:02:31,906 I didn't think this was gonna happen. 24 00:02:31,951 --> 00:02:35,478 Hap and Leonard, 25 00:02:35,522 --> 00:02:37,990 come out and play! 26 00:03:13,159 --> 00:03:15,821 Here, buddy, you hungry? 27 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:17,261 There you go. 28 00:04:54,494 --> 00:04:58,225 - Can I help you? - Jeez, sorry, sir. 29 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,129 I was told no one lived here anymore. 30 00:05:00,166 --> 00:05:04,330 You got about ten seconds to get off of this property 31 00:05:04,370 --> 00:05:06,235 or I'm gonna introduce you to a dog 32 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,774 that eats ass faster than salted peanuts. 33 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:10,799 They're just signs. 34 00:05:10,843 --> 00:05:12,367 Don't you think you're being a little over-dramatic? 35 00:05:12,445 --> 00:05:16,347 - Ten, nine... - Okay, I'm leaving. 36 00:05:16,382 --> 00:05:18,009 Ah, ah, ah. 37 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:22,454 Eight, seven, six, 38 00:05:22,522 --> 00:05:25,548 five, four, 39 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:29,254 three, two... 40 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:08,827 Looks like she did it to you again, huh, Happy? 41 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:11,894 She left you with nothing but the tail lights, baby! 42 00:06:11,971 --> 00:06:15,998 She gon' come back, bring the cops with her. 43 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:19,443 - I would get out if I were you! - No, no, no, no. 44 00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:21,571 She's already down in El Paso, man, 45 00:06:21,647 --> 00:06:25,310 drinking tequila, rubbing herself on some cowboy's leg. 46 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:29,444 We got guns in here! 47 00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:31,319 Oh, I think the only thing you got, Lenny, 48 00:06:31,357 --> 00:06:34,019 is two bullets in your ass, 49 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:38,554 plus the one in Hap's ass, so far. 50 00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:40,964 She is just a bunny rabbit, huh, you guys? 51 00:06:43,736 --> 00:06:45,897 You two know anything about Eskimos? 52 00:06:45,938 --> 00:06:47,667 Huh? 53 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:49,571 I read a book about 'em once. 54 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:53,871 Did you know they share women? 55 00:06:55,481 --> 00:06:58,848 Like, I'm hunting here. You're hunting there. 56 00:07:00,386 --> 00:07:03,913 I'm far from my home, but I am near yours. 57 00:07:03,956 --> 00:07:05,423 And you are near mine. 58 00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:07,653 You gonna kill us or bore us to death? 59 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,059 So these seal clubbers, 60 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:14,931 they share women in igloos and shit, 61 00:07:14,967 --> 00:07:18,926 and they just bang each other's wives silly, 62 00:07:18,971 --> 00:07:20,905 and they are cool with it, man. 63 00:07:22,809 --> 00:07:24,606 But here's the funny part. 64 00:07:24,644 --> 00:07:26,805 When the men get back, they just check 65 00:07:26,846 --> 00:07:28,837 the old lady's teeth. 66 00:07:28,915 --> 00:07:31,145 And if she's been chewing on the other guy's moccasin 67 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:33,846 to soften the leather, all hell breaks loose, man. 68 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:37,981 There have been murders over that shit. 69 00:07:38,057 --> 00:07:40,719 Which sounds strange to us, right? 70 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:43,388 Because all our grief, it's always over 71 00:07:43,429 --> 00:07:44,794 my pussy, your pussy. 72 00:07:44,831 --> 00:07:46,458 It's my pussy. It's his pussy. 73 00:07:50,069 --> 00:07:52,560 But if you think about it, you can wear teeth out. 74 00:07:52,605 --> 00:07:54,971 You cannot wear out a pussy, guys. 75 00:07:56,175 --> 00:07:57,904 Isn't that something? 76 00:08:01,747 --> 00:08:02,941 Now, baby! 77 00:08:10,022 --> 00:08:12,650 Come on, bitch! 78 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:03,532 Guns, huh? Who needs guns? 79 00:09:05,144 --> 00:09:07,271 Ow! God damn! 80 00:09:09,949 --> 00:09:11,473 Come on! 81 00:09:56,195 --> 00:09:58,993 Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. 82 00:10:02,001 --> 00:10:03,730 Catch a nigger by the toe. 83 00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:14,909 Trudy! 84 00:10:22,989 --> 00:10:25,856 I got him, didn't I? 85 00:10:25,925 --> 00:10:27,449 You came back. 86 00:10:30,696 --> 00:10:34,029 - Hap... - Oh, Trudy. 87 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:36,728 I think I'm shot. 88 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:09,901 Phew, I got to admit I did not see that coming. 89 00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:19,105 That's right. You can do it. 90 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:25,878 Come on, Happy, just... 91 00:11:25,951 --> 00:11:28,476 ease back on the trigger, send me up to my baby. 92 00:11:44,303 --> 00:11:45,668 Oh. 93 00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:49,136 Should've known you wouldn't be able to do it. 94 00:11:50,776 --> 00:11:54,075 Happy. 95 00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:22,597 Come on, buddy. 96 00:12:44,897 --> 00:12:46,228 You got him? 97 00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:49,866 Come on. 98 00:12:52,905 --> 00:12:55,373 That's it. That's it. 99 00:12:55,407 --> 00:12:56,806 In you go. 100 00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:04,547 Room for one more? 101 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:08,450 Good boy, Switch. 102 00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:20,759 - Hap? - Yeah? 103 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,290 We gonna make it? 104 00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:25,930 I am. 105 00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:40,641 Oh, oh, Trudy... 106 00:13:41,687 --> 00:13:43,484 Can you change that? 107 00:13:43,522 --> 00:13:45,353 Oh, no. 108 00:13:45,424 --> 00:13:47,449 I don't need it. 109 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,791 I'm starting to like it. 110 00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:36,399 Hap? 111 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:41,145 I have to tell you something. 112 00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:44,312 And you're probably gonna hate me. 113 00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:51,454 After you left, I did something. 114 00:14:53,592 --> 00:14:55,560 Something real, real bad. 115 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,667 I killed Cheep. 116 00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:07,239 I drowned him in the sink. 117 00:15:09,541 --> 00:15:11,702 He reminded me of us. 118 00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:15,346 Of you. 119 00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:19,040 How I was a failure at things. 120 00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:25,357 Told myself I had to move on. 121 00:15:29,194 --> 00:15:30,855 Be my own person. 122 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,925 But when I did, you were still there. 123 00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:40,563 You're always there. 124 00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:47,906 I love you, Hap. 125 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,988 See you on the flip side, sugar. 126 00:18:13,058 --> 00:18:15,788 Hell of a night for this. Don't worry, I'm just here to help. 127 00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:18,456 - Oh, thank you, sir. - What's going on here? 128 00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:20,863 I don't rightly know. Might be the transmission. 129 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:21,957 Oh, yeah. 130 00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:41,645 Daddy? 131 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,274 - Help... - Daddy? 132 00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:17,515 So you made it. 133 00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:20,416 And you, you too. 134 00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:29,388 How long we been out? 135 00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:33,892 Me, three days. 136 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:36,491 You, longer. 137 00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:44,674 Trudy? 138 00:20:53,518 --> 00:20:55,145 Sorry, Hap. 139 00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:58,582 I mean that. 140 00:21:07,966 --> 00:21:09,331 Did you find it? 141 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,404 No. 142 00:21:14,072 --> 00:21:16,734 Not for lack of trying. 143 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:18,936 Goddamn health insurance. 144 00:21:18,977 --> 00:21:21,172 It ain't even paying for half this shit. 145 00:21:21,246 --> 00:21:23,441 Almost lost a kidney. 146 00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:25,911 I heard. 147 00:21:26,318 --> 00:21:29,151 Busted my ass in that damn war, and for what? 148 00:21:29,988 --> 00:21:32,047 Almost told them to give me one of yours. 149 00:21:44,269 --> 00:21:46,737 You no good for me, Hap Collins. 150 00:21:51,710 --> 00:21:53,337 Maybe not. 151 00:21:58,684 --> 00:22:00,311 Well... 152 00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:05,613 It's, um... 153 00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:07,818 it's good to see you. 154 00:22:10,295 --> 00:22:12,991 - Hap? - Yeah? 155 00:22:14,032 --> 00:22:16,523 Remember when I told you you weren't my type? 156 00:22:16,601 --> 00:22:18,296 Yeah? 157 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,965 Just wanted you to know I meant it. 158 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:22,997 Thanks. 159 00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:34,110 - Hap Collins? - Yes, sir. 160 00:22:34,152 --> 00:22:35,949 Jack Divit, FBI. 161 00:22:35,987 --> 00:22:37,978 Sheriff's Office got a statement from you. 162 00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:40,719 Now that you're feeling better, we'd like to get one too. 163 00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:43,818 So now you say your ex-wife, Ms. Fawst, 164 00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:45,921 didn't say why they were searching for 165 00:22:45,997 --> 00:22:47,487 the sunken car, is that right? 166 00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:49,830 Oh, she just said this, uh, this Howard guy 167 00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:52,336 had an interest in it. 168 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,498 Didn't say why. 169 00:22:54,539 --> 00:22:56,166 They were offering up a chunk of change, 170 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,199 so we didn't ask. 171 00:22:58,243 --> 00:23:00,040 Must have been a nice chunk of change 172 00:23:00,078 --> 00:23:02,808 for you to partner up with your ex-wife's other ex-husband. 173 00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:05,372 Ha, yeah, yeah, it was. 174 00:23:05,417 --> 00:23:07,749 So after the car was recovered, 175 00:23:07,786 --> 00:23:10,380 did you find anything special in it? 176 00:23:10,422 --> 00:23:12,720 Well, there were, uh... 177 00:23:12,758 --> 00:23:16,353 Two metal boxes about so big. 178 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:19,125 They were real secretive about them, though. 179 00:23:20,265 --> 00:23:22,062 Did they pay you what they owe you? 180 00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:24,159 Uh, no. No, sir, they didn't. 181 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,864 No, after the guns came out, 182 00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:30,773 Leonard and me were held until Soldier and Angel arrived, 183 00:23:30,809 --> 00:23:32,606 and... 184 00:23:32,677 --> 00:23:34,542 and all hell broke loose. 185 00:23:34,579 --> 00:23:38,413 Does this name Softboy McCall ring a bell? 186 00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:40,475 No, I ca... I can't say it does. 187 00:23:40,552 --> 00:23:43,180 He was this Howard fella's cellmate in Leavenworth, 188 00:23:43,221 --> 00:23:45,587 tied to a bank robbery a few decades ago. 189 00:23:45,624 --> 00:23:48,650 Some money came up missing right around the same river. 190 00:23:48,727 --> 00:23:50,592 Oh, well. 191 00:23:52,230 --> 00:23:54,596 I noticed that you have a prison record of your own. 192 00:23:56,067 --> 00:23:59,195 Are we... we gonna go to trial 193 00:23:59,237 --> 00:24:01,603 or anything for this? 194 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:04,268 I mean, you don't end up in a slaughterhouse like this 195 00:24:04,309 --> 00:24:06,607 and not have some talking to do. 196 00:24:06,645 --> 00:24:09,478 You got a good case for self-defense. 197 00:24:09,514 --> 00:24:11,539 Soldier and his partner, this woman, 198 00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:14,449 we've had our eye on 'em for quite some time. 199 00:24:14,486 --> 00:24:16,750 That helps. 200 00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:18,619 I think we're done for now. 201 00:24:20,992 --> 00:24:23,392 If anything comes to mind about this money, 202 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,259 give me a call? 203 00:24:27,165 --> 00:24:29,895 - Happy to. - Have a good evening. 204 00:24:30,402 --> 00:24:31,664 Appreciate it. 205 00:25:58,256 --> 00:26:00,520 Oh, god damn it. 206 00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:29,985 Here, Switch. 207 00:26:30,055 --> 00:26:31,522 Out. 208 00:27:45,363 --> 00:27:47,024 You okay, boy? 209 00:29:56,161 --> 00:29:59,756 - Hey. - You don't look so good, Hap. 210 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:03,666 Yeah, well, I didn't look so good before, so... 211 00:30:03,735 --> 00:30:06,067 How's he doing? 212 00:30:06,104 --> 00:30:10,268 Hmm, it's slow, but he's healing. 213 00:30:11,943 --> 00:30:13,604 Mind if I come in? 214 00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:16,045 I don't think it's a good idea. 215 00:30:17,148 --> 00:30:19,207 Don't take this the wrong way, but maybe you shouldn't 216 00:30:19,284 --> 00:30:22,947 come and see him for a while for his sake. 217 00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:27,822 I think it's best if he stays calm and relaxed. 218 00:30:31,329 --> 00:30:33,524 - Yeah. - Yeah. 219 00:30:34,632 --> 00:30:36,497 Would you tell him I dropped by? 220 00:30:36,534 --> 00:30:38,263 If he asks. 221 00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:42,864 Oh, uh, can you make sure he gets this? 222 00:30:49,047 --> 00:30:51,777 Have a good night, Hap. 223 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,010 Yeah. 224 00:31:12,036 --> 00:31:13,560 It's taken care of, Mr. Otis. 225 00:31:13,605 --> 00:31:15,436 Wasn't your boy's fault. 226 00:31:15,506 --> 00:31:18,236 Dumb coon pulled over out there in the dark in a storm, 227 00:31:18,276 --> 00:31:20,210 no flares, no lights. 228 00:31:20,245 --> 00:31:22,907 Lucky thing your boy wasn't hurt worse. 229 00:31:22,947 --> 00:31:25,916 Thanks, Tom. Appreciate it. 230 00:31:25,950 --> 00:31:27,941 Yes, sir, Mr. Otis. 231 00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:30,585 Your daddy's a good man, Beau. 232 00:31:30,622 --> 00:31:32,920 Don't dwell on this. Accidents happen. 233 00:31:32,957 --> 00:31:35,357 - Put it behind you, huh? - All right, sir. 234 00:33:58,736 --> 00:34:00,795 You look ridiculous. 235 00:34:05,910 --> 00:34:09,175 And you've been feeding my damn dog too much, making him fat. 236 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:14,780 When'd they let you out? 237 00:34:14,852 --> 00:34:16,979 Yesterday. 238 00:34:18,589 --> 00:34:21,956 How's your, uh... your, uh, kidney? 239 00:34:22,026 --> 00:34:23,618 It hurts. 240 00:34:25,563 --> 00:34:28,031 Raoul was right. You look like shit. 241 00:34:29,133 --> 00:34:31,499 Well, that's nice of him. 242 00:34:31,569 --> 00:34:34,231 Where is the little ray of sunshine, with you? 243 00:34:34,272 --> 00:34:36,638 We're taking a break right now. 244 00:34:39,410 --> 00:34:42,140 Again? 245 00:34:42,213 --> 00:34:44,545 You know me and him. 246 00:34:44,582 --> 00:34:47,745 That little bugger always hanging around getting on my damn nerve. 247 00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:52,518 Anyway, thanks for the records. 248 00:34:58,963 --> 00:35:01,022 You working? 249 00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:04,364 Roses, you know, couple of days a week. 250 00:35:05,636 --> 00:35:07,263 Them Mexicans? 251 00:35:07,305 --> 00:35:09,273 Yeah, they got a better offer. 252 00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:17,781 How long you been like this, Hap? 253 00:35:17,815 --> 00:35:19,476 A while. 254 00:35:22,753 --> 00:35:24,243 You okay? 255 00:35:24,288 --> 00:35:26,552 Yeah, getting there, you know. 256 00:35:31,496 --> 00:35:35,023 Well, anyway, I... 257 00:35:35,099 --> 00:35:37,761 I stopped by to ask you for a favor. 258 00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:40,100 Yeah? 259 00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:42,936 Need you to accompany me to a funeral 260 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:46,375 and help me pick out a suit. 261 00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:56,070 "Yea, though I walk through the valley 262 00:36:56,147 --> 00:37:01,175 of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, 263 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:04,518 for thou art with me. 264 00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:08,082 Thou prepareth a table before me in the presence 265 00:37:08,159 --> 00:37:10,719 of mine enemies. 266 00:37:10,761 --> 00:37:14,356 Thou anointest my head with oil." 267 00:37:14,398 --> 00:37:17,731 You got your tag on, Slick. 268 00:37:17,768 --> 00:37:20,498 "Surely, goodness and mercy..." 269 00:37:20,571 --> 00:37:21,936 Sorry. 270 00:37:21,973 --> 00:37:24,100 "...shall follow me all the days of my life. 271 00:37:24,175 --> 00:37:27,167 And I will dwell in the house of the Lord forever." 272 00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:29,311 Amen. 273 00:37:34,318 --> 00:37:36,513 You're the only family I got now, Hap. 274 00:38:22,933 --> 00:38:25,629 I thought your place was a dump. 275 00:38:25,670 --> 00:38:28,036 Well, it looks like he had more practice. 276 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,459 Did he ever throw anything out? 277 00:38:58,536 --> 00:39:00,333 Just me. 278 00:39:01,539 --> 00:39:05,703 Seen roaches big enough in here to own property. 279 00:39:05,743 --> 00:39:07,802 Why don't you just help me carry the trash out? 280 00:39:13,718 --> 00:39:15,913 Whatcha thinking? 281 00:39:17,655 --> 00:39:20,351 Maybe I'll spend the night, go through his stuff, 282 00:39:20,391 --> 00:39:23,121 see what's in the basement before the county get here. 283 00:39:27,665 --> 00:39:30,156 You should be good for coupons for a while. 284 00:39:33,904 --> 00:39:37,897 I don't suppose I could ask you to spend the night with me. 285 00:39:40,578 --> 00:39:42,443 What if I said no? 286 00:39:44,682 --> 00:39:46,343 Long walk home. 287 00:39:58,929 --> 00:40:02,660 You remember "Leave it to Beaver"? 288 00:40:02,733 --> 00:40:04,598 If you're gonna tell the Beaver joke, 289 00:40:04,668 --> 00:40:06,602 I already heard it. 290 00:40:07,738 --> 00:40:10,036 Always ended with Beaver and Wally. 291 00:40:10,074 --> 00:40:13,771 And they'd sum up what it was about 292 00:40:13,811 --> 00:40:16,211 and all they'd learned. 293 00:40:17,715 --> 00:40:22,448 And... so they could move on to next week's show 294 00:40:22,486 --> 00:40:24,215 with no baggage. 295 00:40:26,624 --> 00:40:28,785 So? 296 00:40:28,826 --> 00:40:30,760 Well, life just ain't like that. 297 00:40:34,698 --> 00:40:36,256 No. 298 00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:37,665 No, it ain't. 299 00:40:42,473 --> 00:40:44,100 Good night, Wally. 300 00:40:47,511 --> 00:40:48,910 Good night, Beav. 301 00:40:54,418 --> 00:40:57,581 No more drama for a while. 302 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:48,000 Ripped & Corrected By mstoll March 2017 303 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:24,000 Ripped & Corrected By mstoll Released on www.Addic7ed.com 20675

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