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It's gonna be sunny and 75 this week.
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- [Amanda continues indistinctly]
- Jim, hurry, Amanda's doing the weather.
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She does that every weekend.
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The Cowboys play every weekend.
You manage to watch them.
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Well, when Mandy has a chance
at the Super Bowl, I'll tune in.
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Hey, I'm tryin' to listen to my wife.
Sometimes she quizzes me.
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Thanks, y'all, for watchin' and writin'.
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Keep those letters comin',
except for you, Bruce from Texarkana.
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You will never see my feet, Bruce.
Stop asking.
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So, Merry Christmas
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and from the bottom of my heart,
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I am happy to fill in around here
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if anyone gets sick
or, God forbid, has a death in the family.
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Smooth.
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Speaking of Christmas,
have you talked to your mother?
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I'm just trying to figure out our plans
and how to make things perfect,
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but whatever you want's fine by me.
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And the smooth keeps coming.
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Of course, your mom got CeeCee
on Christmas last year,
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so seems like it's our turn,
but I don't wanna be difficult.
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That's her job.
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I'll talk to her.
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No rush.
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I just need to let Santa know
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if he should be making an appearance here.
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Well, the Cowboys are playing
on Christmas, so Santa's busy.
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If CeeCee's gonna be here,
Santa's gonna be here.
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It's OK, I'm sure Santa can be
in a lot of places at once.
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But my granddaughter can't, so pick.
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[theme music playing]
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[switch clicks]
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- Hey, I was thinkin'.
- Oh, boy.
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Hear me out. I know Mr. McAllister
always closed the week of Christmas,
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but what if we stayed open?
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You want us to work on Christmas?
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It's not crazy. Think of all
the Jewish people who might need tires.
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How many Jewish people do you think
are in Medford, Texas?
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I know there'd be a lot more
if they could buy tires during Christmas.
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No, not a chance. I need some time off.
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Hear ya loud and clear.
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Although, Fagenbacher's gonna be closed,
so we'd be the only game in town.
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[sighs] Are you gonna keep
badgering me until I say yes?
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- Of course not. I'll drop it.
- Thanks.
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It's just we're in so much debt.
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Come on, dude.
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I'm thinkin' about you.
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And all those Jewish people
with flat tires.
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You missed a good sermon this morning.
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Pastor Jeff is always on fire
during the holidays.
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Remember that candlelight service
when his sleeve actually caught on fire?
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I know he almost died, but that was funny.
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I need some money.
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Aren't you gonna say hi to your brother?
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Hi. Forty bucks should do it.
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I am not giving you $40.
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But I have to buy a new bathing suit.
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You have a perfectly good one.
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That's a one-piece.
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What's wrong with a one-piece?
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Everyone in California wears bikinis.
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Well, everyone in California's
going to hell,
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that's why God gave them earthquakes.
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- Well, what's all this about California?
- [sighs]
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I told Sheldon that
we would visit him for Christmas.
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Oh.
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And I was hoping that you and Mandy
and CeeCee might join us.
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That's real nice,
but I don't think we can.
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You don't have to be
around Sheldon the whole time.
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That ain't why.
I mean, it ain't ain't why.
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Well, I bet CeeCee would love
to go on one of those buses
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and see where the stars live.
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She's two years old.
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Well, maybe Barney's on that tour.
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Look, I just can't take the time off work.
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I understand.
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I knew it was a long shot.
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You'll still have a good time.
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You'll get to meet
all of Sheldon's friends.
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That's so sweet.
You think Sheldon has friends.
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- Jim?
- [Jim] In here.
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What are you doing?
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Taking a bubble bath.
What do you think I'm doin'?
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Well, hurry up,
I've got something to tell you.
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[stutters] All right, hold on.
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[toilet flushes]
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[flushing stops]
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[door opens]
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What?
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Mary's going to visit Sheldon.
We've got CeeCee all to ourselves.
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You interrupted my business for that?
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- Sorry, I was just excited.
- Oh...
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You're right, honey, it is exciting.
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Now if you'll excuse me.
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Why don't we ever go away
for the holidays?
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It's one of life's little mysteries.
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We're retired.
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We've got more money than Mary.
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Why does she get to go away on vacation
when we're stuck sitting at home?
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You were just so happy.
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And you were just on the toilet.
Things change.
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Why don't we take
the whole family to the beach?
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Stay at a fancy hotel.
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It could be our Christmas gift
to everyone.
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All right. Let me think about it.
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There's Fort Lauderdale.
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Or we can do Miami.
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I'm thinkin'. Go away!
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So, we really wanna be careful
about not going overboard with gifts
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- for CeeCee this year.
- We don't want her gettin' spoiled.
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- Like Mandy?
- Hey!
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But yeah.
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Well, actually,
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we wanted to talk to y'all
about your gifts.
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Aww, you don't have to get us anything.
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That doesn't apply to you.
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You said we didn't need to do
gifts this year.
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Yeah, I say it, but you love me so much,
you do it anyway. That's how this works.
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- Tell them, Jim.
- [sighs]
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Your mother and I are taking y'all
to Miami for Christmas.
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To a resort right on the beach!
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- That's so nice.
- Wow!
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But we always have Christmas here.
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Jim?
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I've been informed that this'll be better.
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Don't you wanna try something different?
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Different?
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It's like you don't even know me.
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You two wanna go, right?
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Actually, I was gonna
keep the store open for the holidays.
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Yeah, and I need to be available
to fill in at the station.
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What is wrong with you people?
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We're trying to take you
on a free vacation.
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[chuckles sarcastically]
Free for them, not for me.
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Seems like you're the only one
that really wants to go, Mom.
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[scoffs] That is not true. Jim.
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Oh, come on!
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[clicks tongue] Are we being selfish?
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'Cause we'd rather make money
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than sit on a beach
and drink booze out of a coconut.
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I don't think so.
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Well, I gotta tell you,
I'm having second thoughts.
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Seriously?
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Yeah, I mean, the station's
probably not gonna call me in.
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We should go.
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Besides, I think I'd like to see
my husband on a beach in a bathing suit
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and, I'm praying to God, not cowboy boots.
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I wouldn't wear my boots
on the beach. [scoffs]
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Maybe by the pool.
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Well, just think about how cute CeeCee
would be playing in the sand.
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How's that different than playin'
in a sandbox?
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'Cause I'll be next to her getting a tan.
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Come on. You work all week.
I work on the weekends.
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We never really get any real family time.
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- You know what? Let's do it.
- [gasps] Yay.
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Ooh, I'm gonna have to get a bikini wax.
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Maybe I should get one.
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Oh, sweetheart,
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you'd cry like a baby.
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Come on, Ruben, don't be mad.
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I canceled my plans
'cause you convinced me it was a good idea
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to keep the store open.
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It is a good idea!
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I just won't be here for it.
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So, I'm supposed to work
while you go on vacation?
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How about this?
How about I just make it up to you
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and I'll work on the next holiday.
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So what, like Valentine's Day?
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No, Valentine's Day ain't gonna work.
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Maybe I'll just close the store.
Join my family in Mexico.
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I thought you're Puerto Rican.
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I am. They're vacationing in Mexico.
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You can see why that was confusing.
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So, I know I said
I was gonna be available to fill in,
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but my plans changed and I'm gonna be...
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Oh, she is.
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Oh, no.
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Well, how long would you need me?
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Oh, boy. You know, I just...
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I made so many promises to so many...
Let me call you back.
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[indistinct TV chatter]
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Hey, Daddy.
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What's up?
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Well, I was just... I was thinking about
the trip and how excited I am.
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Uh-huh.
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You know, speaking of exciting things,
the station called
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and the weeknight weathergirl
got lice from her kid.
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Yuck.
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Yeah. It's a bad case,
they may have to shave her head.
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Are you tryin' to say
you're not comin' to Miami?
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No, no, no, of course not.
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I was just wondering
if maybe we could leave two days later.
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Well, everything's already booked.
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Yeah, I know, and I wouldn't ask,
but this is really important to my career.
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This could be your gift to me.
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The trip is my gift to you.
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No, no, your trip
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is the gift for everybody.
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This could be your special gift to me.
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Do you understand how expensive it'll be
to rebook everything on Christmas?
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Yes, I know.
That's why it would be so special.
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Hey.
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Hey, um, did you talk to Ruben yet?
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Yep, he wasn't happy about it,
but I let him know it's Christmas
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and my family comes first.
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Great.
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So, uh, hey, listen, how would you feel
about leaving two days later?
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Why?
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So I can go to work
and make us some money.
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But I was gonna work
and make us some money.
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Aww. Well, now you don't have to.
Merry Christmas.
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Mandy, what is goin' on?
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OK. Um, the station called
and they need me to fill in.
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You were the one yappin'
about family time.
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I know, but if I do the weeknight weather,
the next step is weekend anchor,
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which puts me in spittin' distance
of weeknight anchor
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and that's basically
how Oprah got started,
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and don't you want your wife to be Oprah?
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What about me? Don't you want me
to be the Oprah of tires?
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That makes no sense.
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Well, there ain't no famous tire guy
to compare to.
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All right. Fine. If you want me to give up
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on this huge opportunity
for two extra days of family time,
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then I'll do it.
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- Great.
- [scoffs] I'm not doing it.
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Michelin Man.
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I could be the next Michelin Man!
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I can't believe you gave in to her.
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This is so like you.
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Then it shouldn't be hard to believe.
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And how much money did it cost
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to change those tickets?
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Oh, it's Christmas, Audrey,
it's not about the money.
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So, a lot.
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A shocking amount.
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I can't even remember
why we wanted to do this.
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[scoffs] We?
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There's no we, this is all you!
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Don't you raise your voice at me.
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I was on the toilet
mindin' my own business!
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Excuse me.
241
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When you fight,
it's the children who suffer.
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Remember that.
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[telephone ringing]
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McAllister Auto. We never tire
of takin' care of your tires.
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Your sister is driving me crazy.
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00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:28,748
Somethin' she never tires of, am I right?
247
00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:33,127
Not in the mood, Georgie.
I am at my wits' end.
248
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- So am I.
- Missy, get off the phone.
249
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OK. Click.
250
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:42,094
I know you just made
the click noise with your mouth.
251
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:43,763
What is goin' on?
252
00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:46,640
[sighs] Can your sister stay with you
for Christmas?
253
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:48,517
What happened to California?
254
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:52,813
She wants me to spend the whole week
in some hellhole called Pasadena.
255
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:55,733
Sheldon is excited to show us his school.
256
00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:57,276
It's nowhere near a beach.
257
00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:58,986
[sighs] So, can she?
258
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:03,115
I wish she could, but I'm goin' to Miami
259
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:05,034
- with the McAllisters.
- Really?
260
00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:08,037
Because when I asked you
if you wanted to come to California,
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you said you had to work.
262
00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:12,124
Um, click.
263
00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:13,793
George Marshall Cooper.
264
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:17,004
I didn't plan it, it was their gift to us.
265
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:18,631
They're payin' for the whole thing.
266
00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:20,966
Oh. Well, because they have money,
267
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they get to spend Christmas
with my granddaughter.
268
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:26,180
Wait, you're going to the beach?
Take me with you,
269
00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:27,223
please.
270
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:29,725
I'm sorry.
It's not my place to invite you.
271
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,143
Well, there you go, Missy.
272
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,729
Your brother picked
his rich new family over us.
273
00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:36,899
- That ain't what's happenin'.
- [tearfully] It's just
274
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:40,361
ever since Dad died,
I've been having such a hard time
275
00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:41,779
- and the holidays make it...
- Cut that out.
276
00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,406
So hard to be an orphan.
277
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:47,326
You are not an orphan. I am still alive!
278
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:55,876
So, it looks like that storm front
is gonna move off to the west
279
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,712
leaving us with unseasonably
warm Christmas.
280
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,631
So, instead of milk and cookies,
281
00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:03,676
maybe leave Santa some sunscreen
and a Speedo.
282
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:06,053
And before I sign off,
283
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:10,015
I just wanna wish everyone
a safe and happy holiday.
284
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,351
If only she were that nice in real life.
285
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:16,105
Hey, y'all.
286
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,524
You just missed Amanda.
287
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,943
Let me guess, gonna be sunny and warm?
288
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:24,947
Outside. In here, it's been a bit chilly.
289
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:26,699
Oh, stop it.
290
00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:28,158
And cranky.
291
00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:32,329
[chuckles nervously] Anyways...
292
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,875
I was wonderin' if I could ask
a huge favor about the trip.
293
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,210
I'm not changin' it again.
294
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:42,590
No changes. It's just my sister's
being a real pain in the ass to my mom.
295
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,842
And I thought maybe she could go with us.
296
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:49,096
You wanna bring an angry
teenage girl on our family trip?
297
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:51,348
Sounds like she'll fit right in.
298
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,727
She's only rude to my mom.
299
00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:57,813
She's actually really sweet
and responsible.
300
00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:02,151
Well, then, maybe she can babysit CeeCee
when we go out to dinner.
301
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:04,028
No, I ain't leavin'
my daughter alone with her.
302
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:08,490
["It's The Most Wonderful Time
of the Year" by Andy Williams playing]
303
00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:16,332
♪ It's the most wonderful
time of the year ♪
304
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:18,042
We're gonna miss our flight.
305
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,252
I told you we should've left earlier.
306
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:21,879
Should've left two days earlier.
307
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,048
Oh, so, the traffic is my fault?
308
00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:26,383
We'd already be on the beach
if it wasn't for your career.
309
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,969
Well, someone has to pay off
all the debt you put us in.
310
00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:31,972
So, is the hotel on the beach,
near the beach, what are we talkin'?
311
00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:34,224
- Right on the beach.
- Sweet.
312
00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:35,601
If we get there.
313
00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:38,979
And that debt is because
I'm buildin' a future for our family.
314
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:40,481
What do you think I'm doing?
315
00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:43,400
Can you keep it down?
I can't hear the Christmas music.
316
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:46,153
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
You happy?
317
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:51,075
- So, what's the drinkin' age in Florida?
- You're not drinkin'.
318
00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:53,410
Well, I am, a lot.
319
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:55,913
At least that Christmas tradition
isn't getting ruined.
320
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,375
All right, that is enough!
321
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:02,169
We paid a lot of money
to take you on a wonderful trip,
322
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:04,338
so we're gonna stop our bitching
323
00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:06,840
and have a magical family Christmas
we'll remember forever.
324
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,385
Now, shut up and be grateful!
325
00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:11,887
I'm grateful.
326
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:15,015
Thank you, Missy. You are a doll.
327
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:16,100
Thanks.
328
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,852
I don't know why my mom hates you.
329
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:22,856
[thunder rumbling]
330
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:26,235
You said the storm front was headin' west.
331
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,737
Aww, you watched.
332
00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:31,281
My hair's gonna frizz.
333
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:33,867
Maybe we should make a run for the hotel.
334
00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:35,369
It'll pass.
335
00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:36,745
[thunder rumbling]
336
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,998
Still better than Christmas with Sheldon.
337
00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:46,755
[plays "The Twelve Days
of Christmas" tune]
338
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:51,301
♪ On the worst day of Christmas
My parents gave to me ♪
339
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:54,596
♪ A trip to Miami ♪
340
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:59,018
♪ We all sat in traffic
The plane ran out of peanuts ♪
341
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:00,978
♪ They lost Mom's luggage ♪
342
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:02,646
♪ Didn't check in 'til midnight ♪
343
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,356
♪ Then it started raining ♪
344
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,066
♪ Dad ran in flip-flops ♪
345
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,735
♪ He fell and it was funny ♪
346
00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:13,282
♪ The hotel bar served Missy liquor ♪
347
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,535
♪ She threw up in the bushes ♪
348
00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:19,580
♪ Georgie got a cold
Mandy got lice ♪
349
00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:23,917
♪ But I got to watch you
Which was nice ♪
350
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:33,260
[narrator] Back in Medford,
Ruben said, "Screw this!"
351
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:34,845
He closed the store
352
00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:38,474
and joined his Puerto Rican family
in Mexico.
353
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:43,187
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! Merry Christmas, y'all.
354
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:45,606
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
355
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,319
[theme music playing]
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