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Hey, y'all, it's Fred Fagenbacher
from Fagenbacher Auto,

where we believe in three things.

God, Texas, and quality tires.

We've been keeping your family on
the road safe and in our prayers

for over thirty years. And with our fleet
of tow trucks, if you break down,

we can pick you up twenty-four seven.

We got the best deals on brakes, tires,
and alignments.

So, come on down to Fagenbacher Auto,

where the only thing we put above
our customers is the Lord himself.

"Himself." Really?

We don't know that's a shot at you.

I do. But draw your own conclusions.

Forget Fagenbacher, he's a jerk.

You haven't been on TV in weeks,
I'm sure people don't even remember you.

I know you mean well but shut up.

That ain't true. A lotta people
are still talkin' about what you said.

Yeah, just the other day
our mailman brought it up.

-What'd he say?
-Uh, you know, it's not important.

What did he say?

He wanna know if you were...
still in league with Satan.

Going to bed.

Give my best to the devil.

Saw your commercial, Fred.

Did you like it?

Yeah, it was expensive, but business
has been good. Praise God.

Oh, give it a rest.

Cranky. Has your lady God
been holdin' out on ya?

Ain't that just like a woman?

Stop runnin' that ad
and leave Mandy alone.

Oh, it ain't my fault your wife
put her foot in her mouth.

But you know what's funny?

Back in high school, her mom
used to put her foot in my mouth.

-Dude.
-What'd he say?

Tell him.

You are not a nice man.

Way to let him have it.

-Don't worry. Business will bounce back.
-'Course it will.

You must have had some lean times.
What did you do?

Sold the store to you.

-Hey, you're home early.
-There wasn't much to do.

-Really? Georgie said y'all been busy.
-Yeah. Georgie lied.

-Why?
-Well, he didn't want you to feel bad.

About what?

About sayin' that God's a woman
and ruining their business.

But again, don't feel bad.

Hang on. That's crazy. People aren't
buying tires because of what I said?

When you were a teenager,

how many girls did you stop talking to
'cause of something they said?

It wasn't always what they said.
Sometimes it was what they wore.

You just need to know
your husband's a good guy.

Well, if you love him so much,
why don't you marry him?

He didn't get me pregnant.

I'm online.

What you doing?

I'm on a message board where people
buy and sell used instruments.

People buy stuff on the computer?

Why would anybody wanna do that?

It's amazing. I found someone in Houston
selling an old synthesizer.

You're gonna drive all that way

and give money to a stranger
you met on the computer?

-It's perfectly safe, Mom.
-I don't know.

I saw a story like this on Dateline

where the only thing that got sold
was the fella's kidney.

I'll be fine.

What do you know about this person?
Do you even know their name?

'Course I do.
Cobra three-eight-three-seven.

You are not going alone. Jim!

You're overreacting.

What's up?

You're going with Connor to meet
his computer friend Cobra,

and make sure they don't steal his kidney.

Need you to sign these.

Okie dookie.

Hey Mare, have you heard
anyone badmouthing me around town?

Of course not. People love you.

I thought so, too.
But today at the coffee shop,

this young woman scolded me
for the way I treated Mandy on TV.

-Really?
-Yes.

She said I was condescending and sexist.

Me! I love women.
My mother is my best friend.

I used to like when Sheldon said that
about me. Now I'm not so sure.

No. This isn't the first time.
There's been others. A lot of others.

Well, the people who know you know
it's not true.

My wife is one of the others.

You know, if you wanna show everyone
how much you support women,

why don't you let me do the sermon
this Sunday?

I know you're tryin' to lighten the mood,
but this is not the time.

What do you think I should do?

Well, maybe you should reach out to Mandy,
say you're sorry,

invite her to church.

Once people see that you two are okay,
this will all blow over.

Say I'm sorry? All I did was correct her
when she said God was a woman.

You also called her ignorant on TV.

Suppose I could be the bigger man.

Good for you.

I did come down a little hard. Sometimes I
forget how forceful we alpha males can be.

-Alpha male.
-Leader of the pack. Head honcho.

-Right.
-Top banana.

I get it.

You should've told me.

-I didn't want you to feel bad.
-For putting you out of business?

We ain't out of business.

And if those customers got a problem
with you, I don't want 'em anyways.

Oh, thanks.

Supporting my wife is more important
than running a successful business.

Or food or shoes for our baby girl.

Thanks again.

Good news is we live rent free
with your parents.

So...
we can just grow old and die right here.

God.

When you think about it,
your parents will probably go before us.

Then the whole place is ours.

But we should stay in this room. I don't
wanna have sex on some dead people's bed.

-Cobra seemed nice.
-Yeah.

For a guy with a keyboard,
I expected more fingers.

So, what's special about this thing?

You know Frank Zappa's album
The Grand Wazoo?

I don't even know
if you're making that up.

This is the same kinda synthesizer
they played.

-Oh, okay.
-It's got a very unique sound.

-Uh, can't wait to hear it.
-Might be a while. It's broken.

We drove all this way to buy a thing
that don't work?

You bought a broken Mustang.

Okay. Well, that's different. Vintage cars
are an investment. And they're cool.

The Grand Wazoo, Dad.

-How much money did you waste on this?
-Four hundred bucks.

Fo-- Four hundred bucks? How do you even
have four hundred bucks?

-My allowance.
-Yeah, from when you were nine?

No. From now.

Hold on.
Your mother still gives you an allowance?

Not always. I have to do my chores.

How much does she give you?

Just enough for gas, food,

and the occasional four-hundred-dollar
synthesizer.

-That doesn't work.
-Sadly, no.

-Got a minute?
-Mandy.

Uh, of course. Um, come on in.

I've been praying about you a lot lately.

Wow, that's nice. Unless
you've been asking God to smite me.

No. God's a lover, not a smiter.

-Ohh, that should be on a T-shirt.
-Sure.

Anyway, I-- I'm glad you're here.
I was hoping we could clear the air.

Me too. Which is why I wanted
to apologize.

-Really?
-Yes.

I shouldn't have walked off
in the middle of our interview.

It was rude and unprofessional. And...

I'm sorry.

-For the way you treated me?
-Yes.

Well, I appreciate that. And I would like
to say...that I accept your apology.

Well, thank you so much.

Wouldn't be much of a pastor if I couldn't
forgive people when they've wronged me.

And if it's not too much trouble,

maybe you could let people know they don't
need to stay away from Georgie's business.

I'll do you one better. How about you,
Georgie, and baby CeeCee

come to church this Sunday?
You could even sit next to my wife.

-Really?
-Oh, yeah. That'll send a message.

Mandy, I didn't know you were here.

Oh, yeah. Just stopped by to chat
with Pastor Jeff.

We were just finishing up.
Great seeing ya.

I am so glad you two made up.
People have been so mean to him.

-And about what?
-Don't matter. I have a very thick skin.

About you losing your job
and the way he treated you.

Really?

A few people may have said somethin'.

Including your wife.

So, people are mad at you, and you sat
there and let me beg for forgiveness?

Pastor Jeff,
you said you were gonna apologize.

I was, but then she did, and I-I didn't
wanna make it all about me.

So, my family coming to church
is about making you look better?

Again, let's not make this about me.

McAllister, ain't that the name
of that crazy weather girl?

Huh! Why, I guess it is. I don't-
Uh, no relation.

Actually, McAllister is the guy we bought
the place from. Been meaning to change it.

I kinda like Tires R Us. And it's-
It's like-- It's like Toys R Us,

but-- But you know for tires.

You were looking for a set of
the twenty-four-inch radials?

You are not gonna believe what Pastor Jeff
tried to pull.

Excuse me, ma'am.
We'll be with you in a moment.

Yeah. I'm not talking to you.
I'm talking to my husband.

Fagenbacher's a mile down the road,
'cross the street from the Dairy Queen.

Tell him I said hey.

Why do you hate us?

What's going on?

So, I went groveling to Pastor Jeff
to apologize.

-Great.
-Not great.

Turns out he's the one
that should be groveling to me.

For what?

People blame him for me losing my job.
Even his wife is mad about it.

So, what you're sayin' is
is we got leverage.

-What I'm saying is he owes me an apology.
-Okay. Okay.

You want an apology, I want customers.
He wants people to see y'all made up.

This is what we in the business sector
call a negotiation.

It's what everyone calls a negotiation.

-She don't know that.
-Yes, I do.

-Hey, how'd it go?
-Oh, great. The instrument's broken.

Cobra has seven fingers.
And you give Connor an allowance?

-Really? Seven fingers.
-Audrey, what the hell?

-He needs money.
-Well, he could find a job.

He's been working hard on his music.
I like to think that's his job.

I like to think I got a full head of hair.
That don't make it true.

He's not cut out for a regular job.
He's an artist.

He's a shapeless blob of clay.

I am not gonna stop supporting our son.

Well, I'm drawing the line.
No more allowance.

I'm sorry. You're drawing the line?

That's right. I'm putting my foot down.

I hope it's not on the line you drew.

-I'm serious.
-Look at my face.

You think I'm fooling around?

You wanna play that way? Fine.
No sex for you tonight.

Well, I'm so glad that we could all
come together

in the spirit of Christian forgiveness
to work out our differences.

I already apologized once. It's his turn.

You're right. I am sorry.

And is that for the way you treated me
on air

or for trying to use me
to make yourself look better?

Oh, like you weren't trying to use me
to put your little episode behind you.

Okay. O-Okay. Let's remember
why we're here. To use each other.

-And Christian forgiveness.
-Sure. Whatever.

The point is, we all need somethin',

and we're all gonna have to give a little
to get it.

What do you mean?

Well, Pastor Jeff would like us
to come back to church

so people can see that he and Mandy
made up.

And for my wife to see it.
I cannot sleep on the couch anymore.

My back is all cattywampus.

-So, what do I get?
-The bounty of Christ's love.

It's okay. That's just
what we call an opening offer.

But I think what we were looking for
is something a little more concrete.

Like what?

Like encourage the congregation
to come back to the store.

I can do that.

And I want a contract to do all the tires
for the church vans again.

Hold on. If Pastor Jeff's doing that

then you gotta guarantee us
three Sundays a month at church.

-Two.
-Fine.

But when CeeCee is old enough,
Sunday school.

Baptist Sunday school.
Your mom is not gonna like that.

Yeah, true.

We can make that work.

But I want my job back.

-I can't get you your job back.
-You can try.

-How?
-Well, sic the congregation on 'em,

write letters, threaten 'em with the wrath
of God, figure it out.

I'm not a miracle worker.

But I do know one. I'll see what I can do.

Then we got a deal.

Two Sundays. Front row. Sit next to
my wife and tell her we're good.

See you at church.

-And you better stay awake.
-Too late. Deal's closed.

Hey, there.

What is that?

It's a new TV. Really ties the room
together, don't you think?

-It's a monstrosity.
-Yeah.

We might have to slide the couch back
a few feet.

So, you just went out and bought a new TV
without talking to me?

You can do whatever you want
with our money. I thought I would too.

That thing is not staying in my house.

Oh, I'm sorry.
Are you putting your foot down?

Really? You wanna start a spending war?

'Cause I have always wanted
to own a horse.

Great, we can go riding together.
You on your horse and me on my new Harley.

-You are not getting a motorcycle.
-You're not getting a horse.

-That thing's going back to the store.
-Have at it. Lift with your legs.

Hey, y'all. It's Fred Fagenbacher
from Fagenbacher Auto. Where we believe...

He looks good on a big screen.

Check out all that hair.

Fine. I'll bring it back.

Let's all welcome Georgie, Mandy,
and baby CeeCee

who are excited to be full-time members
of our flock.

And just remember if anyone has any tire
needs, McAllister Auto's the place to go.

Say "Jesus loves you" for ten percent off.

And of course, let's keep Mandy in our
prayers as she searches for another job.

Now let's all bow our heads.

Our Father in heaven.

Prayers?

He gets us at church, you get
your business, and I get stupid prayers?

Don't knock prayers. Bon Jovi's been
livin' on 'em for years.

I wanted pitchforks. I wanted torches.

I wanted them to go after the station
the way they went after me.

You wanted to help the business, and you
did. That's gotta feel pretty good, right?

Yeah, yeah. I'm goin' to heaven.
Big whoop.

You might not believe in it,
but I prayed for a hot wife. Boom.

I prayed for a healthy daughter. Boom.

All that's left is having my own nacho
cheese dispenser like at the movies.

You're never getting that.

Excuse me, but this is between me and God.

Your father and I have talked,

and we've agreed to continue giving you
an allowance.

-Great.
-There's conditions.

We're considering making music
your job, and the money is your payment.

But you gotta work at it every day.

Oh. No, thank you.

-Come again.
-Not interested.

We're giving you money
to pursue your dream.

-No, you're turning it into work.
-That you get paid for.

I don't make music for money.

I do it when I'm inspired.

When I have something important to say.

You wrote a song about a salamander.

I couldn't have done that
if I was working for the man.

Unbelievable.

No, no. if that's the way you feel,
we respect it.

-No, we don't. No more allowance.
-Jim-

I'm serious. End of discussion.

I don't mean to cause problems between
you two. Maybe I should go find a job.

And let him win? Don't you dare.

Okay. Thank you so much. Bye-bye.

You are not gonna believe this. That was
Channel Nine. They just offered me a job.

They don't care about the stuff you said?

No, they like it. They think
the controversy will be good for ratings.

Oh, that's amazing.

But you're not gonna say more crazy stuff,
right?

Who knows? I'm a loose cannon.
That's what they love about me.

Well, it looks like the power
of prayer really worked.

That's not what happened.

Nothin' was goin' on, everyone prayed
for you, suddenly the phone rings.

Yeah, I sent them my tape weeks ago.

-And they just called now?
-That's a coincidence.

Sure. Or an act of God.

You really think of all the prayers in
the world God decided to answer this one?

He helped the Cowboys win the Super Bowl,
why not you bein' a weather girl?

Okay. He didn't help them win.
They're also good at their job.

I don't know. They sure thanked him a lot.

Maybe you should, too.

Fine.

Thank you for making me good at my job.

-Amen.
-Amen.

And I just wanna thank all you
prayer warriors out there.

Thanks to your hard work, and of course,
God's open ears,

Misses Peoples' cat returned home,

the high school chess team
won the division,

and of course Mandy McAllister got a new
job as a weather girl on Channel Nine.

Praise the Lord. We did it!

-God is good.
-He sure is.

Hallelujah!