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Thank you.
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I think you're going.
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It's tax day, and I'm collecting.
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Why are you saving?
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Hey, where is it, Mayor?
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There it is.
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El Dorado.
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Sweet.
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Looks like these cacti got themselves
some kind of sheriff.
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Ah! Don't hurt me!
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Good bro!
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Great help!
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Ha! Dumb sheriff!
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Baby bear furball!
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We got what we came for anyhow.
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Let's go!
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We were expecting a new sheriff. We've
been waiting for the county to send us
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one for ages.
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Sheriff?
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Oh, you.
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Oh, Sheriff.
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I'm Rico. You saved me.
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What?
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I'm the one that needs help.
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Besides, I'm not really the leader type.
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I'm not that guy you send out to be
bait.
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You're going to love the perks of the
job, Sheriff.
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Perks? I don't need perks.
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I need to go meet... Free rent.
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Okay, but... Unlimited two-ply.
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I prefer quilted. Ten percent off
coffee.
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Boba's more my drink.
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Full unmonitored access to a
teleportation machine, which you can use
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to go anywhere in the universe.
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Teleportation machine?
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I could use that to get back to my bros
before these town folks even know what
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happened.
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What's that now?
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I said, uh, sure. I'm a sheriff.
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Now show me that teleportation machine.
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It's definitely a teleportation machine.
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Jerry, we told you not to do that in
here.
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Get... I'm officially out of here.
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It isn't working.
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Of course it doesn't work. You need a
battery for that.
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We have one battery for the whole town,
and Dolores Plum stole it with the snow
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cone machine.
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But under your leadership, I'm sure we
could steal it back.
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My leadership?
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I, uh... Gotta do it, Pan-Pan! It's the
only way out of here.
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Uh, yee-haw! I'll help you steal that
battery back!
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Great! But I'm gonna need a team to,
uh... ...hold lead.
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You can count on my help, Jeff.
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Um, anyone else?
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Ruben will come. Won't you, Ruben?
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We're buzzards, food.
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One candy-flavored cone for the boss.
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Here comes the airplane.
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I ain't no baby.
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Now make me another.
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Just tell us the plan, Mr. Sheriff, sir.
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Oh, right.
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Emily Griss would say, you gotta cause a
distraction while I grab the battery.
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Then you know little bro would make a
snappy retort.
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Iceberg's rugged good looks aren't
distracting.
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That's a great plan.
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Oh, okay.
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Well needed disguise.
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Well, hi there.
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What's up?
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Beat it, kid.
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Hangouts for bandits only.
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I am a bandit.
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Then why haven't I seen you around?
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I've just been, uh... On sabbatical.
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On sabbatical?
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Oh, yeah. Sabbatical. I totally know
what sabbatical is. My auntie took one
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of those ones.
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Oh, no! Quick!
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Destruct Dolores!
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You got it, Sheriff.
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Oh, my gosh. Hold on. Wait.
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You're Dolores, the world's most
infamous bandit by day and pop country
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superstar by night. I'm a huge fan.
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Well, I haven't sung in ages, but
sometimes I do miss performing.
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Ask her to play a song.
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You gotta play us a tune.
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No, no, no. My voice ain't what it used
to be.
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Please, please, please, please, please.
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Well, if you insist.
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I'm... Tootin' tootin' cowgirl, driftin'
the wild, wild west.
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And where there's cowgirls griftin', I
always grift the best.
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I'm a freaky, sneaky bandit, the
sickiest fingers yet. And if there's
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something I want, give it to your aunt,
or I'm gonna kill it.
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I'm a bandit lady,
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red-handed daily.
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I'm the best thief in the West, as you
can see.
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If it ain't tied down, it'll soon belong
to me.
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The Bandit Lane.
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It's a battery.
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They think they can keep us bandits out,
and I just got to go.
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But heed me now, the chair's gonna fall
when I take him out.
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I'm Dolores the Outlaw, full-blooded
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scofflaw.
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Wow,
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what a song. Well, so long, color
bandits.
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Is it just me, or did he suddenly get
taller?
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Hey, the snow cone machine is busted.
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Hey, the battery is gone.
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We ride at dawn.
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Now I can finally get out of here.
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Where are you all going?
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A little vacation?
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Sleep for a couple hours and come back?
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That sort of thing?
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Well,
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you earned it.
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Isn't that right, entire town?
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Yeah! Best day ever!
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The bandits! They're coming back!
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You outsmarted Dolores once. Surely you
could do it again.
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Yeah! Me too!
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I lied!
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I lied so I could use the teleportation
machine!
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No, leader.
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Yes, you are!
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Huh? You came up with the plan to
distract Dolores.
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You told me to say sabbatical to buy
some time.
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Yeah, I did do all that, but... Being a
leader isn't about being some hot shot
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hero. It's about working with your team.
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You really think so?
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Yeah, of course.
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All right.
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We're going to get rid of Dolores once
and for all as a posse.
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How are we going to do that?
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Don't worry. I have a plan.
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Looks like nobody's home, boss.
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I don't buy it.
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Come on out, you yellow-bellied
zap-suckers! Over here.
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See, you really are a great leader.
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Aw, thanks, Rico.
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But as much fun as this was, I have to
get back to my family.
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But what will we do without a sheriff?
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You know, you'd be a great sheriff.
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Me?
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suited for the job.
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Oh, thank you.
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