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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 2 00:00:06,140 --> 00:00:10,769 what a great day for the annual 3 00:00:08,490 --> 00:00:13,079 inventors show I can hardly wait 4 00:00:10,769 --> 00:00:14,039 thanks for inviting us missed Willy okay 5 00:00:13,079 --> 00:00:15,929 yeah don't thank me 6 00:00:14,039 --> 00:00:17,670 how were the tickets came from my uncle 7 00:00:15,929 --> 00:00:20,010 hand pick Ellie oh don't get a give you 8 00:00:17,670 --> 00:00:23,400 a hint dick silly oh it's a bit and then 9 00:00:20,010 --> 00:00:24,960 we will open it yeah he's competing for 10 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:32,309 the inventor of the Year award you know 11 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:35,039 oh good morning fudge you're a judge 12 00:00:32,309 --> 00:00:37,050 I've been with silly caboose oh no no 13 00:00:35,039 --> 00:00:39,960 I've been Willie's news I wouldn't know 14 00:00:37,050 --> 00:00:42,300 I Fenwick Willie's nice oh that's what I 15 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:44,280 said welcome to the inventors show 16 00:00:42,300 --> 00:00:45,809 here's the trophy for which your 17 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:49,640 distinguished uncle will be competing 18 00:00:45,809 --> 00:00:52,729 today we call her Eureka 19 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:55,350 now that's what I call a bright idea 20 00:00:52,729 --> 00:00:57,749 I'll just go see if Fenwick is grown up 21 00:00:55,350 --> 00:01:00,569 oh no we have got blown up okay I shown 22 00:00:57,749 --> 00:01:02,429 up yet okay missed Willie come on 23 00:01:00,569 --> 00:01:08,070 everybody let's go see some of the new 24 00:01:02,429 --> 00:01:09,750 inventions automatic makeup machine hmm 25 00:01:08,070 --> 00:01:12,270 I wonder what this does 26 00:01:09,750 --> 00:01:13,950 I don't know sis but anything that'll 27 00:01:12,270 --> 00:01:14,790 get you dressed faster in the morning 28 00:01:13,950 --> 00:01:18,630 can't be all bad 29 00:01:14,790 --> 00:01:19,560 I wonder how it works easy you just push 30 00:01:18,630 --> 00:01:23,360 these buttons 32 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:55,560 but you get to meet Benji Grimm I must 33 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:58,530 have pushed too many buttons yeah what a 34 00:01:55,560 --> 00:02:00,630 marvelous inventions do it it takes huge 35 00:01:58,530 --> 00:02:03,090 sides of beef in fact some down into 36 00:02:00,630 --> 00:02:09,590 Kenny's little die or do we have no and 37 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:09,590 a tiny little gasps careful mr. Ellie 38 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:20,150 she'll be okay looks like the thing 39 00:02:16,410 --> 00:02:20,150 you'd better swing into action fast 40 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:26,200 in ring do you 41 00:02:33,580 --> 00:02:37,610 now to save mr. twilly from becoming a 42 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:48,919 canned ham 44 00:02:51,540 --> 00:02:59,500 they are men safe and sound oh you 45 00:02:57,010 --> 00:03:02,770 certainly are a wife see how do I need 46 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:06,550 advice Caesar life savings the business 47 00:03:02,770 --> 00:03:10,330 of living legends see you later man you 48 00:03:06,550 --> 00:03:14,500 don't suppose this machine actually took 49 00:03:10,330 --> 00:03:18,400 this toy ended I sure hope not mr. 50 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:20,530 twilly miss twilly missed Willy what's 51 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:22,360 going on 52 00:03:20,530 --> 00:03:25,299 poor missed Willy was swallowed up by 53 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:28,750 that awful machine no she wasn't 54 00:03:25,299 --> 00:03:31,360 look missed Willy you're safe okay yes 55 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:33,870 oh thanks to your friendly Brock oh no I 56 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:36,610 mean your rocky friend that's a feat 57 00:03:33,870 --> 00:03:38,650 well now that you're okay maybe we can 58 00:03:36,610 --> 00:03:41,500 go see your uncle Fenwick's invention oh 59 00:03:38,650 --> 00:03:45,360 yes you're right let's not mind him I 60 00:03:41,500 --> 00:03:45,360 mean let's go yeah 61 00:03:45,470 --> 00:03:49,350 no sign of your uncle Fenwick or his 62 00:03:48,540 --> 00:03:51,090 invention 63 00:03:49,350 --> 00:03:53,970 good heavens if he doesn't get here soon 64 00:03:51,090 --> 00:03:55,980 he'll miss the judging it too then he'll 65 00:03:53,970 --> 00:03:58,340 never be named in banner of the year oh 66 00:03:55,980 --> 00:04:11,790 yeah you know I better live in the Hall 67 00:03:58,340 --> 00:04:13,910 give him a call perhaps a little sodium 68 00:04:11,790 --> 00:04:17,359 chloride will do the trick 70 00:04:17,359 --> 00:04:21,859 what I call chickens 71 00:04:22,900 --> 00:04:30,690 hello there it was a wrong number I'm 72 00:04:28,570 --> 00:04:34,630 going bananas 73 00:04:30,690 --> 00:04:35,380 he doesn't fancy his home answered his 74 00:04:34,630 --> 00:04:39,070 phone 75 00:04:35,380 --> 00:04:43,870 we'd better get over to his lab please 76 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:46,990 tab B into slot C then hook it to gizmo 77 00:04:43,870 --> 00:04:51,370 a it's a good thing I learned the 78 00:04:46,990 --> 00:04:59,430 alphabet in inventor school I wasn't 79 00:04:51,370 --> 00:05:03,400 planning to visit anyone today no you 80 00:04:59,430 --> 00:05:05,590 are I'm your nice father's bride don't 81 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:08,919 know yet are you nice on my father's 82 00:05:05,590 --> 00:05:14,590 side Oh wonderful wonderful I always 83 00:05:08,919 --> 00:05:16,360 wanted a sister whatever you are we're 84 00:05:14,590 --> 00:05:18,099 here to get you to the inventor's show 85 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:20,139 in time for the judging if we leave now 86 00:05:18,099 --> 00:05:22,720 we can just about make it where's your 87 00:05:20,139 --> 00:05:27,449 invention hmm invention what invention 88 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:31,360 or the inventors fair inventors fair oh 89 00:05:27,449 --> 00:05:33,250 I forgot to finish that one let's hurry 90 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:35,220 if you can finish your invention on the 91 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:39,270 way to the show you just might make it 92 00:05:35,220 --> 00:05:39,270 splendid idea let's go 93 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:44,740 early on everybody we've only got a few 94 00:05:43,300 --> 00:05:47,950 minutes left to get uncle Fenwick's 95 00:05:44,740 --> 00:05:50,140 invention set up inside where do you 96 00:05:47,950 --> 00:05:54,300 want us to put it uncle Fenwick uncle 97 00:05:50,140 --> 00:06:04,900 Fenwick oh look he's wandered off again 98 00:05:54,300 --> 00:06:09,400 I don't remember these plans but they 99 00:06:04,900 --> 00:06:12,760 certainly give merely wow that last step 100 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:16,110 could be uncle Fenwick's last step yeah 101 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:20,250 I better make a fast exit 102 00:06:16,110 --> 00:06:20,250 Bing do 104 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:34,790 but a revoltin development 106 00:06:34,969 --> 00:06:41,529 I've heard of guys walking up to the top 107 00:06:37,610 --> 00:06:41,529 but that's ridiculous 109 00:06:43,850 --> 00:06:49,889 that's a cool breeze 110 00:06:46,470 --> 00:06:57,590 I wonder if fall is coming a living 111 00:06:49,889 --> 00:06:57,590 legend is now a real swinger so you have 112 00:06:57,680 --> 00:07:09,169 work to do she's even a hunk of rocks 113 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:09,169 like some thanks ok fella here you go 114 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:20,770 yes yes over there might be good as long 115 00:07:15,710 --> 00:07:20,770 as it's not too high can't stand Heights 116 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:27,469 so after careful consideration I think 117 00:07:25,069 --> 00:07:31,819 the best place for my invention is right 118 00:07:27,469 --> 00:07:34,580 over there ah whose contraption is that 119 00:07:31,819 --> 00:07:38,419 in my booth cause the judge calls a jury 120 00:07:34,580 --> 00:07:42,669 from the police department uncle Fenwick 121 00:07:38,419 --> 00:07:46,219 this is your invention 122 00:07:42,669 --> 00:07:48,440 well don't clever of it to put itself 123 00:07:46,219 --> 00:07:50,690 exactly where it belongs 124 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:53,509 oh yeah why don't you sell it to these 125 00:07:50,690 --> 00:07:55,360 jerks oh yeah I mean so it's how it 126 00:07:53,509 --> 00:07:58,550 works 127 00:07:55,360 --> 00:08:01,819 gentlemen I am delighted to introduce my 128 00:07:58,550 --> 00:08:04,729 revolutionary new invention which I 129 00:08:01,819 --> 00:08:06,110 would do at this very moment if only I 130 00:08:04,729 --> 00:08:09,439 could remember what it is 131 00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:10,789 uncle Fenwick maybe if you uncover it 132 00:08:09,439 --> 00:08:14,389 you'll remember what it is 133 00:08:10,789 --> 00:08:24,949 hmm but what is Oh Oh my invention of 134 00:08:14,389 --> 00:08:28,659 course super I know the question you all 135 00:08:24,949 --> 00:08:32,269 have in mind is how does super back work 136 00:08:28,659 --> 00:08:36,890 good question what about this big button 137 00:08:32,269 --> 00:08:39,740 uncle Fenwick of course as I was saying 138 00:08:36,890 --> 00:08:42,409 the super vac is so powerful it will 139 00:08:39,740 --> 00:08:45,070 clean your house instantly at the touch 140 00:08:42,409 --> 00:08:48,110 of a button 141 00:08:45,070 --> 00:08:50,570 this one 143 00:08:50,570 --> 00:08:56,850 that super back is really super I'll say 144 00:08:54,540 --> 00:09:01,949 uncle Fenwick should make a clean sweep 145 00:08:56,850 --> 00:09:04,079 of the Awards with this invention know 146 00:09:01,949 --> 00:09:09,269 that super pet had a taste for fine 147 00:09:04,079 --> 00:09:11,550 chemistry Wow 148 00:09:09,269 --> 00:09:13,350 it looks like super bags got a taste for 149 00:09:11,550 --> 00:09:16,519 everything they'd better make a few 150 00:09:13,350 --> 00:09:16,519 adjustments on that machine 151 00:09:27,310 --> 00:09:37,030 Wow think of what its gonna do outside 152 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:37,030 what we need now is a fling a king 153 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:42,200 she doesn't know how right she is does 154 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:46,560 she I'm on my way is this the main 155 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:51,270 office good there's no one in here 158 00:09:58,470 --> 00:10:03,600 lemme at that bag of nuts and bolts 159 00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:10,139 ain't no match for a hunk of rocks like 160 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:12,089 me oh that lucky machine the thing is 161 00:10:10,139 --> 00:10:15,509 going to sweep that machine up in these 162 00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:18,920 arms and Russian go to it thing ain't it 163 00:10:15,509 --> 00:10:18,920 nice being the idol of millions 164 00:10:21,930 --> 00:10:30,390 oh no I'd better stop it quick 165 00:10:27,690 --> 00:10:34,560 this whole town will be washed up hey 166 00:10:30,390 --> 00:10:39,240 super wacko wait for me I'm a rock it's 167 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:43,040 gonna make your roll how about a drink 168 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:46,210 of water - what's all that stuff down I 170 00:10:47,930 --> 00:10:58,590 oughta let you rust in peace in which 171 00:10:55,590 --> 00:11:01,890 Willie I hereby award you this trophy 172 00:10:58,590 --> 00:11:04,590 for the best and only invention in the 173 00:11:01,890 --> 00:11:12,720 annual inventors show you are the 174 00:11:04,590 --> 00:11:14,940 inventor of the year hey uncle Fenwick 175 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:18,030 you gotta be the unhappiest looking 176 00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:21,390 inventor of the year ever yeah it's this 177 00:11:18,030 --> 00:11:23,310 string on my finger I remembered what 178 00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:25,830 all the other strings were supposed to 179 00:11:23,310 --> 00:11:31,470 remind me of ever but I can't remember 180 00:11:25,830 --> 00:11:34,610 what this one was for now I remember 181 00:11:31,470 --> 00:11:38,450 I wish opposed to pay the light bill 12487

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