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oh there's nothing like a cruise on the
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lake especially when you know Ronald
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Radford's at the helm I'd feel safer
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ronald radford was at home you are going
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too fast round too fast are you kidding
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why I've been on boats practically all
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my life where is Ronald
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oh he'll be along in all my years of
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sailing that was the very first accident
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I have ever had isn't kidding yeah I'd
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better call on our friend for help no
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see you what else can I do
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we're in big trouble without the things
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help limits we're making a movie here
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and I gotta test this mechanical monster
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out before the big scene now beat it a
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mechanical monster you could've fooled
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me
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oh you mean you were scared huh I knew
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all the time it was the phony they're
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just making a movie
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Hey I'm moving
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movie I could swear I heard an echo are
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there any parts today will for a
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handsome debonair brilliant that's never
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mind that
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how about Bertram gorgeous charming
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talented actress you can check with the
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director mister but guys will over at
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the trailer right how do we get off this
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contraption talk about being handled
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with tentacle loving care stardom here
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we go
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but you mean you want to star on your
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dressing-room door muscles you don't
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have a dressing room I was getting to
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that
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and one other thing you ain't getting me
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to do that vine swinging stunt no matter
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what and you had the nerve to call
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yourself a stunt man oh yeah well they
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don't call you bad news bedazzle for
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nothing the last four stunt men who
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worked on your pictures ended up doing
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needlepoint it to rest home
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there's the directors trailer I can
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hardly wait Oh's waiting to hurt me
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no stunts no child oh yeah
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well I quit you can't quit you're fired
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I'll get you for this
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how now brown cow to be or not to be
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uh-huh the directors in for moving
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experience Whateley yeah Wow if the back
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director is in a big hurry to sign
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Ronald or they're both in trouble we'd
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better warn the people down by the lake
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come on Angie don't wanna hit my hip my
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shoelace is untied huh just what I
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needed
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once again the idol of millions goes to
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the rescue so you want to be in the
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movies well it just so happens that the
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jungle man part is open I had to fire
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this chicken because he couldn't handle
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it huh
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I can see why he should have retired
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years ago I can certainly handle
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anything which that has been might
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attempt I'm in top shape big muscles big
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talent and a head to match ok if your
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price is right well how much do you want
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if that's not enough my Butler can bring
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more you young men are star material
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you're all we're famous never mind them
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what do I have to do so it's a piece of
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cake with the few simple steps nothing
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to it
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good girl in this scene ronald saves
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betty from a big windstorm one big
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windstorm outdoing another action prop
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man that's had some wind is my big
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chance and I can't find the on button
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okay lessons over piece of cake nothing
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to it the jungle man climbs to the top
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of an 80-foot tree leaps 20 feet through
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the air to another tree what grabs a
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vine swings at 80 miles an hour down to
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within an inch of the lake you're
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kidding and sweeps the jungle girl off
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the raft to safety well I have this
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strange allergy to vines you see hey
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damn my trick knee is acting up again if
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you go which reminds me I just have time
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to keep my doctor appointment goodbye
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don't you want to be famous Ronald
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turning chicken superstar it's a piece
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of cake Sonny well in spite of my
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excruciating disabilities I will keep my
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word
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that's no chicken that's pure ham wants
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to be a stuntman huh
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well I'll be glad to give him a helping
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hand
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this is ridiculous all I have to do is
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to jump over to that tree
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Evans nobody could leap that far how
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about that I did it with hardly any
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effort at all
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okay Ronald find a nice long vine and
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start swinging here's a nice long pine
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pardon the intrusion
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I guess birds of a feather don't lock
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together that'll teach that twerp to be
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a stuntman now for my big scene whatever
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you say dazzle that guy's been watching
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too many monster movies this scene is
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the biggie the climax that'll keep
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everybody glued to their chairs now the
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monster machine will approach slowly and
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you Ronald will be into the water to
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confront it Oh mr. bedazzle you everyone
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I am the dirtiest yeah I told you I'd
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get even bedazzled
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Blue ICU
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oh no you don't jungle man up in the
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tree where you belong oh no I think I
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played this scene before I always wanted
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to be a makeup man okay we'll wash it
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off then G do something the monsters
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coming this way
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I think it's time for that Joker to
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retire from showbiz looks like a home
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run to me mussels derive yeah
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he was the greatest stuntman mover saw
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hey watch that watch mussels divine Wow
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mussels that was a great stunt and my
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last oh I don't believe it they took out
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all my best scene and mine too
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well I guess we all know who the real
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superstar is don't we
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