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there's only one word for food in this
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cafeteria yes push that stuff aside gang
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I've got a surprise for you Andre
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it's all on me Andre hey they're orders
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we a damn you miss you I'll take a bacon
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and egg sandwich on weed we mosey
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why now and you mosey
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I'd like a ham and cheese sandwich are
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you saying coming
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oops don't my miss you Wow
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gee Andre we'll both have a roast
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chicken on rye Thank You Andre Thanks
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news flash next week a television crew
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is going to film a commercial right here
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at San Rafael high auditions will be
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held tomorrow a TV commercial oh I just
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know I'm going to get the starring part
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but Betty you don't even know how to act
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I can handle that
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I'll get Betty the best acting
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instructor in the business Oh Ronald
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will you Andre the phone book we miss
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you let's see acting school ah here's
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one ferdinand best more acting school
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learn to act for the famous
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award-winning Broadway stage director
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Ferdinand best more discoverer of the
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star he sounds terrific and expensive
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just the man we were
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a mr. best bar I have a proposition for
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you
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are you sure best Moore's office is in
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this neighborhood this whole block
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should be marked condemned maybe he's
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the starving artist type yeah starving
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for customers Ronald you parked in front
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of a fire hydrant so I did but we
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mustn't keep mr. best more waiting you
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parked the car van Jian don't wreck it
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or data will be upset this place looks
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like it was left over from an old
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Dracula film
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I think this elevator belongs in a
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museum
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this thing has a bad case of the hiccups
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I guess the stairs would have been
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faster
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stress elevated
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lucky for us the thing showed up who
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needs that walking pile of bricks I
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could have figured some way to say this
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without him butting in yes who is it
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where'd that voice come from if you are
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here for the rent I'll have it for you
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next week it's not your landlord mr.
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best or I called about the acting lesson
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why didn't you say so
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I'll be right down
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welcome to the world-famous Ferdinand
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best Moore School of Acting Mike huh
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they nice to meet you mr. best more i'm
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ronald radford the one who called about
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the acting lesson hmm I may be a genius
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but there's no way I can make an actor
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out of you the lessons are for her well
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then let's go to my studio now I have a
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very full schedule doing what
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collecting cobwebs I guess he wants us
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to wait out here
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Hey look at all the stars best more new
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Wow
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look at this old magazine it's an issue
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of star struck from 1915 Hedda hair
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America's biggest star and how she was
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discovered by Burton and best more she
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kind of looks like Betty hmm we'll have
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to do something about the way you look
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my dear what's wrong with the way I look
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you Oh head her hair you've come back to
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me what's happening oh I'll make you a
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grave waste on Akane I told you my name
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is Betty Betty
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a Broadway star yes yes yes
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I always knew fate destined me to be a
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star
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okay best more I'm in your hands come
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here
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we must heading to the theatre theatre
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already
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we must rehearse how fantastic I'll get
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the others there is no time
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tame awaits your ahh are you sure this
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is the right theatre mr. best war this
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is where you made theatrical history
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header day we will make our comebacks
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yeah
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come back but I haven't even become an
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overnight success yet ow
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here's the scene you wanna princess
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who's tricking when you kissed your
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prince and he turned frog they'd been in
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there a long time so you can't rush a
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great director but if you can't wait
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they'll poke our heads in and see what's
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going on unless they're doing a scene
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from The Invisible Man I'd say they're
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gone Hey look at this poster returning
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to the Bombay theatre head of hair in
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her original triumph sweetheart of
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Sigmund guy head of hair miss Moore's
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really stuck on her hey you don't think
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best more since Vettius had a hair gee
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he wouldn't he wouldn't don't bet on it
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I know where the old Bombay theater is
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we'd better check it out
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we're in luck
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the stage doors ajar this is his header
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your big scene I'm feeling on the cliff
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you want me to jump no way I'm getting
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out of here but you will jump I'm going
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to make you Broadway's wait don't move
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we're coming up at times Thomas for
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making our big comeback
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we lost Ronald forget about him look
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he's getting away with her how does the
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thing can help it
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thing ring do your thing
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and back lady this hunk of steels kind
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of flies
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Paul the thing he tricked us
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he's joking I'm not laughing
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saved his thing oh you're wonderful
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you're terrific you're sensational
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it's real nice of you to notice where
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were you when I was risking my life to
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become a star
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I went to call for help but I couldn't
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find a phone
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Bucky good thing came on the scene that
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refugees ma Brickyard is always cramping
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my style I'm sorry I caused all this
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trouble when I saw Betty something
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snapped I think I'll take a vacation I
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told everyone Betty would win the TV
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audition no thanks to you Ronald
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just think my face is gonna be seen by
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millions okay boys perhaps Halloween
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masks commercial ugliest Witch of the
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West
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take one did you say ugliest wench wait
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a minute you've never said it was a
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Halloween commercial
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