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Valerie:
See? This is why you arrive
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at this party sooner
rather than later.
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One year, it rained,
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and the valet line
to leave took so long,
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it took Mark and I
two days to get home. ( laughs )
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It's supposed to rain
tomorrow.
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I hate an awards show
in the rain.
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It's just wrong.
Such a downer.
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No. Not a downer, Mickey.
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You know why?
Because we'll all be there.
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Right? I don't care
if it rains hot lava,
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I'm having a good time.
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( laughs )
That's the spirit, Red.
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Oh, so pale.
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I look like my mother,
if she'd ever been to China.
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No, don't be silly.
You look fine.
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No, but I will.
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Nothing a little man tan
can't solve.
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Jane:
How long has she lived here?
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About a year. Juna?
Yeah.
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She has to move every year.
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You know, people find out
where she lives, so...
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Price of fame.
It costs.
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Welcome. Name, please.
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Valerie Cherish.
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Mickey, I'm blind.
( laughs )
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I can't wait to see this
on "TMZ."
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"Valerie Cherish
arrives with Mystery Man Putting on Makeup."
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(laughs )
I have no Valerie Cherish.
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Jane:
Valerie Cherish. She's Emmy-nominated.
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Jane, let him check again.
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Do you have Jane Benson?
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Yep. Jane Benson
and a crew of three.
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They're in the Jeep
behind us filming.
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That's me. That's it.
Mark Berman?
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Yeah.
Mark Berman, plus one.
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Juna always puts it
under my husband's name.
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You know, because
she's sensitive and smart
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and understands what men need
around powerful women.
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May I see some I.D.?
Yeah.
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I'm sorry, but you
could have just glanced at that name near "Benson."
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Dude, get a fucking clue.
She is nominated for an Emmy.
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Valerie Cherish.
Jane.
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No, it's fucking bullshit.
You're nominated.
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I thought awards
didn't mean anything.
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Okay. So, there's my,
uh, registration, right there.
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Mrs. Mark Berman.
And then that's my I.D.
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Very good.
Okay.
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And is this your husband?
( laughs )
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Correction.
He's the blind one.
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( laughs )
Mickey Deane plus none.
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( dance music playing )
Bartender: Here's your champagne. Enjoy.
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Juna's party
is a Hollywood institution.
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And for you?
I'll have some fizzy water.
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So exciting.
She always has it during awards season,
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so everyone's up
and in a good mood.
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( laughs )
Yeah, if they're nominated.
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That's not true.
Now that's not true.
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This is that one time of year
that you realize,
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you know, that despite
the box office and the glamour,
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Hollywood's really
just a small company town,
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and you're on the team.
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That's a good end point
if you want it, Jane.
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Jane:
How long has she been doing it for?
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Uh, five years.
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Yeah. So...
So, you know what?
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( laughs )
It's the one time of year that we know for sure
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we're going
to see each other.
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You know, we used to meet
for lunch once a month
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after "Room and Bored,"
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but then her career took off
and my schedule...
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Oh, look at this.
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Pool party.
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Oh, yeah.
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? About the bass,
about the bass ?
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(laughs ) Oh.
( all applauding )
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Who is this for?
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Who-- who's here?
Can you see, Mickey?
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I think
there's a boy over there
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who looks like
it could be Tilda Swinton.
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Uh-huh.
Jane: Val, it's you.
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They're clapping for you.
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They're-- That's for--
Oh!
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( all cheering )
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Oh. Oh, thank you.
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Thank all of you.
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Oh, Jane, there she is.
There's Juna. Okay.
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Woman: Oh, Valerie.
Yeah.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Sasha from CAA.
Oh!
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You're Sasha.
You're my agent. Okay!
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Um, actually, I'm--
I'm the other Sasha.
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Oh. All right.
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There--
there's three of us.
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Right. Yeah.
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Uh, the other other one
is right there.
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Oh, okay.
But not your agent.
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Oh. Okay.
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But we all loved you
in "Seeing Red."
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Aw, thank you, doll.
Thank you.
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Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
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Hey, Val!
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Juna, Juna, Juna.
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Hi.
There she is, baby girl.
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You cut your hair.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Look at you!
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Jane, hey.
Oh my God.
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Yeah, Val emailed me
and told me you were working for her again.
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Yeah.
Your house is huge.
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Oh. I know.
It's ridiculous.
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Well...
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( laughs ) Um, Val?
Yeah?
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I need to talk to you
about something.
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Sure. Yeah.
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Um, I saw Mickey earlier
by the sushi.
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Oh, yeah. We split up
looking for you.
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Yeah.
So... ( laughs )
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Yeah, and, um,
he doesn't look good, Val.
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Well, yeah.
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He's not feeling very well.
So...
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Is he sick?
Like, really sick?
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Well, he, um,
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doesn't want
to talk about it.
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You know? But, um,
he's got cancer.
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(gasps )
But he's okay. He's in treatment.
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Crackers?
No, thank you.
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He's going to be okay, so--
Yeah, looks good.
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You know, he's in treatment.
You know?
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But it's going to be okay.
So...
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I'm--
I'm a little bit worried.
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You know, he usually has
this special certain life force,
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and that's not there anymore.
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Yeah. I really think
that's the medication.
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It's a tough one.
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You know?
But he's going to be okay.
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You know, I wasn't going
to go here,
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but I feel like...
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you're not seeing things, Val.
And I'm worried.
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No.
Mickey's going to be fine.
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No.
I really do think that.
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I'm not just talking
about Mickey.
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Juna, hey!
I can't wait any longer.
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Oh. Well, I'll see you
in a minute, okay, Sash?
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Oh. Okay.
Just--
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just give us a second.
Okay?
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Okay. Let's go.
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Oh. Okay.
Woman: Great party!
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Yeah.
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So, um...
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Hey. Sorry,
got to get over here.
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Excuse me. Fuck.
It's okay.
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( chuckles softly )
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( sighs )
What's going on?
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Um, my feelings were
really hurt about something.
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Something that I did?
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Well, indirectly, maybe.
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Um... I-- I'm okay. Thank you.
Thank you so much.
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Looks good.
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I saw the show.
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"Seeing Red"?
Yeah.
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Uh-huh.
And, um, I'm really happy for you, Val.
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And I-- I don't want
to make this about me.
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But when I saw the show,
it really hurt me.
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It's not you. You know?
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It's not me either.
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I just feel like we had
this special relationship.
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Yeah, we do. We do.
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And I was there for you
and then you were there for me.
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And then, I turn on the TV,
and I'm like, "Ow."
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Oh, baby girl.
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But it just, you know,
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this makes it seem
like I got ahead
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by taking my clothes off
or sleeping my way into parts,
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which is not what happened.
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No, you didn't sleep
with anyone.
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Well, only people
I wanted to. Mm-hmm.
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But, you know,
it's just that,
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you can't really write it off
because you're in it.
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And it--
and it's like an endorsement.
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It's like you're saying
it's okay.
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Well, you know, it...
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Tuna tartare?
Both: No, thank you.
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Looks real good, though.
Listen. Okay? It's HBO.
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Not that many people
are going to see it. So...
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People are talking about it.
You know?
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Yeah.
And I-- when I'm promoting my movie,
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I have to tell people
ahead of time that, you know,
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we can't discuss "Seeing Red,"
and it just looks bad.
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Mm-hmm.
And, okay, yeah.
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You know,
I do movies with robots.
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But I don't think any role
is worth--
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I don't know.
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I may be wrong
about all of it, but...
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But-- I--
Wrong about what?
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I just, you know...
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Yeah.
Yeah, um...
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I am really happy
for you, Val.
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Thank you, thank you.
I really am.
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I really am. I just...
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( sighs )
It just feels bad.
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I'm sorry.
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I am. I'm sorry.
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Okay.
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You know.
And the other thing?
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Actually, the other thing
that really kills me...
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Uh-huh?
...is that Seth is charming.
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Yeah.
He makes it looks like we were the problem.
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Oh, yeah.
No, I know. Yeah.
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Like, Seth is so winning.
I know.
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You know? It's like--
it's like you and I
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are these awful women...
I know.
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...who are, like,
just a body or an ego.
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I know. I know.
That's how he wrote himself.
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You know?
But you know what?
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I'll have to tell you
the story one day. You know?
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But now is not the time.
You know, your party.
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It's just not
the right place.
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Right.
Right?
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Okay, yeah.
Yeah.
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Yeah, so...
Well, I should, uh...
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I should probably just go
say hi to everyone.
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Oh, sure, yeah.
Shouldn't keep you.
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But where's--
I didn't even say hi to Mark.
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Oh. Well, yeah.
He's not here.
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He couldn't make it
because he had a-- a business thing.
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What?
But this is his favorite party every year.
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I mean, he--
he tells me that he would never miss a year.
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Okay.
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Well, he-- So...
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he's in the Palisades.
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And I--
I left him a message about the party, you know?
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But he didn't--
he didn't call me back, so...
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Are you guys okay?
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Yeah, we're going to be okay.
Yeah.
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I hope nothing happens.
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Yeah, well...
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you know, I hope so.
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Val, you need Mark.
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No, I know.
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Oh, I--
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Nothing's going to happen.
Nothing's going to happen.
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It's going to be okay.
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I've got--
You know, I've got to get out of here.
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Because I've got
to get Mickey back.
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Okay?
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Your house
is so beautiful.
248
00:10:03,133 --> 00:10:04,834
It looks real good.
249
00:10:04,834 --> 00:10:06,367
You did such a good job
with it.
250
00:10:06,367 --> 00:10:09,633
Okay? So...
251
00:10:09,633 --> 00:10:11,500
You've got to let me go.
( laughs )
252
00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:14,333
Okay. I've got to
get Mickey back, okay?
253
00:10:14,333 --> 00:10:16,967
So, let's just think
about Mickey.
254
00:10:16,967 --> 00:10:19,400
Okay?
Think about Mickey. Think about Mickey.
255
00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:21,633
Val?
Yeah.
256
00:10:21,633 --> 00:10:24,667
If you need anything...
Mm-hmm. Thank you. Thank you.
257
00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:27,967
Okay? Um, I'll be around for
the next three days. Just...
258
00:10:27,967 --> 00:10:30,934
Man: Whoo!
( water splashing )
259
00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:33,033
Oh my God.
260
00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:36,433
Oh my God!
Are you kidding?
261
00:10:36,433 --> 00:10:38,934
Oh my God,
some kid just jumped off the balcony.
262
00:10:38,934 --> 00:10:41,633
Sasha, you've got
to come see this.
263
00:10:41,633 --> 00:10:45,400
That is not safe.
No, it is not. Who is that?
264
00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:46,967
Juna: Your nephew.
265
00:10:46,967 --> 00:10:50,000
That-- What? That's Tyler?
What is he even doing here?
266
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,934
Well, he-- he called
my production company
267
00:10:52,934 --> 00:10:55,967
and-- and asked if he could
be invited, so...
268
00:10:55,967 --> 00:10:57,500
That was so nice of you.
269
00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:59,700
That was--
First Hollywood party.
270
00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:01,367
So, yeah.
271
00:11:01,367 --> 00:11:03,834
All right, who's next?
Here you go.
272
00:11:03,834 --> 00:11:06,467
Thank you.
You go home. I Ubered.
273
00:11:06,467 --> 00:11:08,867
Oh, no, no.
You're coming home with us. Okay?
274
00:11:08,867 --> 00:11:11,166
Mickey's tired,
and you weren't even invited.
275
00:11:11,166 --> 00:11:12,233
I'm invited.
276
00:11:12,233 --> 00:11:15,533
Uh, no. You used my name
to get yourself in here
277
00:11:15,533 --> 00:11:17,734
and then you jumped
off the balcony into a pool.
278
00:11:17,734 --> 00:11:20,000
And you're lucky
you're not a paraplegic. That's what.
279
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,066
Paraplegic, right.
280
00:11:22,066 --> 00:11:25,767
Won't be so funny
when you're sipping your life through a straw.
281
00:11:25,767 --> 00:11:28,600
Yeah, that's right.
Just asked you to bring me water,
282
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,233
and that was all
so overwhelming.
283
00:11:30,233 --> 00:11:32,333
But somehow, you managed
to get invited to this.
284
00:11:32,333 --> 00:11:35,066
I had to get something cool
out of this dumb job.
285
00:11:35,066 --> 00:11:38,200
Man:
Hey, look who it is!
286
00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:40,133
"Seeing Red"!
287
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,333
Oh. Hi, guys.
( laughs )
288
00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:43,533
"Old woman's pussy.
Old woman's pussy."
289
00:11:43,533 --> 00:11:45,533
Right, right.
She said that to Seth Rogen.
290
00:11:45,533 --> 00:11:47,800
"Go write me some jokes
about an old woman's pussy."
291
00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,934
Actually, no.
My character said,
292
00:11:49,934 --> 00:11:52,367
"Why don't you go write
a real joke about..."
293
00:11:52,367 --> 00:11:54,166
Oh, it's "old woman's pussy."
It's the same thing.
294
00:11:54,166 --> 00:11:55,600
Valerie: Well...
You're awesome.
295
00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,000
Oh, thank you.
Loved it.
296
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,233
Hey, can we take a photo?
Sure! Yeah.
297
00:11:59,233 --> 00:12:00,500
All right, let's do it.
Okay, great.
298
00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,433
All right.
Say, "Old woman's pussy"!
299
00:12:02,433 --> 00:12:04,633
Not going to say that.
( laughs )
300
00:12:04,633 --> 00:12:06,000
Okay.
We love you.
301
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,200
Oh. Well, that's
the most important thing.
302
00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:11,100
That's funny.
( engine roaring )
303
00:12:12,033 --> 00:12:16,133
( girls screaming )
304
00:12:17,533 --> 00:12:20,734
Oh! It's Chris.
Mickey, it's Chris.
305
00:12:20,734 --> 00:12:23,533
Oh, Chris MacNess' movies
are fucking awesome.
306
00:12:23,533 --> 00:12:25,633
Yeah. Well, you know what?
If you had died in that pool,
307
00:12:25,633 --> 00:12:27,633
you wouldn't get
to experience this.
308
00:12:27,633 --> 00:12:29,533
How about that?
What should we do?
309
00:12:29,533 --> 00:12:31,367
Meaning?
310
00:12:31,367 --> 00:12:33,367
Should we say hello?
311
00:12:33,367 --> 00:12:36,066
Well, yeah.
312
00:12:36,066 --> 00:12:37,967
We can.
It's okay.
313
00:12:37,967 --> 00:12:40,133
No way. No way!
314
00:12:40,133 --> 00:12:43,000
Oh...
No way! Val Cherish!
315
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,200
Chris. Oh...
( girls scream )
316
00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:46,700
Oh, look at you.
Oh my God.
317
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:48,700
Big. Look at you.
It is so good seeing you.
318
00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:50,834
You, too. Aw.
Do you remember Mickey?
319
00:12:50,834 --> 00:12:53,367
How could I forget?
Mickey, my buddy.
320
00:12:53,367 --> 00:12:55,233
It's been too long.
321
00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:57,600
Hey. I want you to meet
my nephew, Tyler.
322
00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:59,700
Hey, man, how you doing?
Good.
323
00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:00,900
Why's your shirt all wet?
324
00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:03,266
I jumped off the balcony
into the pool.
325
00:13:03,266 --> 00:13:04,767
( laughs ) Nice, man.
326
00:13:04,767 --> 00:13:06,400
Now that reminds me
of something
327
00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:07,700
that I would have done
back in the day.
328
00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:10,600
Woman:
I love you! I love you, Chris!
329
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:13,767
Woman #2: Me, too!
Love you!
330
00:13:13,767 --> 00:13:15,667
So, should we go in?
331
00:13:15,667 --> 00:13:17,667
Well, we-- we're leaving.
No.
332
00:13:17,667 --> 00:13:18,867
Yeah.
No way. I just got here.
333
00:13:18,867 --> 00:13:20,900
I know.
But Mickey's tired, and...
334
00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:22,433
Oh, come on.
Just one drink.
335
00:13:22,433 --> 00:13:23,667
It's been forever.
336
00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:25,867
I know. Well...
Mickey, one drink?
337
00:13:25,867 --> 00:13:28,233
Love to, Red, but I'm beat.
338
00:13:28,233 --> 00:13:29,600
Yeah. Okay, no.
339
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,400
Really?
I--
340
00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:35,467
Look, Val,
you look so good.
341
00:13:35,467 --> 00:13:37,467
Aw!
So good.
342
00:13:37,467 --> 00:13:38,633
Jane:
Tyler can drive Mickey home.
343
00:13:38,633 --> 00:13:42,166
Jean? No way!
344
00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:44,033
( girls scream )
Okay. All right, nice.
345
00:13:44,033 --> 00:13:45,400
You're still doing this.
346
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,533
Yeah. Tyler can,
uh, drive Mickey home,
347
00:13:47,533 --> 00:13:49,567
and then drop your car off
at your house
348
00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,567
and Uber
the rest of the way.
349
00:13:51,567 --> 00:13:52,767
Genius. That's perfect.
350
00:13:52,767 --> 00:13:54,800
Then we can get a drink,
and I'll take you home then.
351
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,400
Come on. Lets go, toots.
352
00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,233
Okay.
353
00:13:59,233 --> 00:14:01,300
Chris: Val!
I know. So good.
354
00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:02,433
Wait. Tyler?
355
00:14:02,433 --> 00:14:05,433
Right home after.
You get me?
356
00:14:05,433 --> 00:14:07,333
Chris:
It is so good seeing you.
357
00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:08,867
You, too. My God...
358
00:14:08,867 --> 00:14:12,867
He is huge!
359
00:14:12,867 --> 00:14:14,166
Let's have some fun.
Pardon me, doll.
360
00:14:14,166 --> 00:14:16,066
Ow!
Such a fucking asshole!
361
00:14:16,066 --> 00:14:18,233
( laughing )
Dude, you fell in the water
362
00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:21,333
in front of Chris MacNess.
You're such a fuckin' loser.
363
00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:23,066
Woman:
Oh my God!
364
00:14:23,066 --> 00:14:24,633
I mean,
on "Room and Bored,"
365
00:14:24,633 --> 00:14:28,100
I was making,
like, $4,000 a week, and I thought I was rich.
366
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,533
Well, making a little more
than that now.
367
00:14:30,533 --> 00:14:32,600
That was my first job, Val.
368
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:35,266
My first job.
Oh my God.
369
00:14:35,266 --> 00:14:36,800
Your first job.
Woman: He's so hot.
370
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:39,500
Like you just said.
Sorry, I'm a little distracted.
371
00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:42,066
Those girls just keep staring
over here. So...
372
00:14:43,767 --> 00:14:45,800
And you know what?
You were always so cool to me.
373
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:48,166
Do you remember that time
374
00:14:48,166 --> 00:14:50,133
when I stepped on that nail
and what you said?
375
00:14:50,133 --> 00:14:51,467
The nail?
376
00:14:51,467 --> 00:14:53,166
Yeah, the nail
on the back lot?
377
00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:54,633
Oh, nail on the back lot.
378
00:14:54,633 --> 00:14:57,367
Can I get a picture with him?
379
00:14:57,367 --> 00:14:59,734
Uh, that's up to him, dear.
( laughs )
380
00:14:59,734 --> 00:15:02,600
Uh, yeah, sure.
Can I, uh...
381
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,266
can I just finish
the conversation?
382
00:15:04,266 --> 00:15:07,100
And then I'll come
find you? Yeah?
383
00:15:08,433 --> 00:15:09,700
Oh.
384
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:12,533
Woman:
He just looked at me. He totally looked at me.
385
00:15:12,533 --> 00:15:14,333
Oh. ( laughs )
386
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:22,500
Woman:
Oh my gosh, did they go in the bathroom? That's weird.
387
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:23,967
What's up?
What's up?
388
00:15:23,967 --> 00:15:26,200
Valerie:
That's right. They're with me.
389
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,533
Right.
Remember? Come on in, guys.
390
00:15:28,533 --> 00:15:30,834
Yeah.
Like old times, right?
391
00:15:30,834 --> 00:15:32,800
( laughs )
392
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:35,934
Valerie:
Everybody.
393
00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:40,100
Jane:
Wait until I get the camera on Chris. Val.
394
00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:42,767
Settle. Yeah.
395
00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:44,233
So, anyway...
Yeah.
396
00:15:44,233 --> 00:15:46,767
So, I stepped on the nail.
Oh. Back-- Still on the nail?
397
00:15:46,767 --> 00:15:49,266
( laughs )
Val.
398
00:15:49,266 --> 00:15:51,000
Yeah. Well, remember,
399
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,600
I was running around
the back lot?
400
00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,700
I was trying to get my energy up
for the surf-contest scene?
401
00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:56,400
Oh, right. Yeah.
402
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:58,367
Yeah. So then,
I stepped on the nail,
403
00:15:58,367 --> 00:16:00,233
and-- and you said...
404
00:16:01,433 --> 00:16:04,233
For god's sake,
what did I say?
405
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:09,333
You said...
406
00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:11,667
"The price of stardom."
407
00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:16,467
Oh. Right.
And now you are a star. Yeah.
408
00:16:16,467 --> 00:16:21,266
But the point is,
you treated me like a star way back then.
409
00:16:21,266 --> 00:16:23,400
Yeah.
( knocking )
410
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:28,834
Don't you want to--
don't you want to open the door?
411
00:16:28,834 --> 00:16:30,900
It's going to be her.
412
00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:33,100
Maybe somebody needs to--
413
00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:35,633
You were right. Oh.
414
00:16:35,633 --> 00:16:37,166
( laughs )
415
00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:39,033
Yeah.
416
00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:43,633
Probably doesn't want me
in it.
417
00:16:46,367 --> 00:16:48,033
That's not a good angle.
418
00:16:48,033 --> 00:16:50,066
( engine roaring )
419
00:16:50,066 --> 00:16:53,066
( Chris and Valerie talking,
indistinct )
420
00:16:53,066 --> 00:16:56,400
Jane:
Go, go, go, go! Now!
421
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:59,000
Valerie:
Well, it was fun, that's why.
422
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,734
Let's-- Oh no!
423
00:17:01,734 --> 00:17:04,367
Jane?
What are you doing?
424
00:17:04,367 --> 00:17:06,433
This is a two-lane road!
425
00:17:06,433 --> 00:17:08,600
This shot's too good!
426
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:10,667
You're going
to kill us all!
427
00:17:10,667 --> 00:17:12,467
Suck it, Jane!
428
00:17:12,467 --> 00:17:13,967
( engine revving )
429
00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:15,767
Oh! Oh!
430
00:17:21,233 --> 00:17:25,400
Jane:
Okay, that's good. Stop. Stop. Get out.
431
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,100
I really need this shot.
432
00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:32,700
Valerie:
Sorry. Here. Thank you.
433
00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:35,233
You got big balls, Jane.
434
00:17:35,233 --> 00:17:36,667
( laughs )
435
00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:41,867
Go. Get ahead of them. Go!
436
00:17:41,867 --> 00:17:43,734
Ooh. Okay.
437
00:17:43,734 --> 00:17:45,967
That's why they shouldn't
be following you around everywhere.
438
00:17:45,967 --> 00:17:47,233
I know.
439
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,633
Let me walk you to your door
like a gentleman.
440
00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:52,400
Oh, yeah, I got it.
That's-- Okay, thanks.
441
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:55,800
Jane, can you give me
a minute, please?
442
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:58,333
Yeah.
Give us a minute.
443
00:17:58,333 --> 00:18:00,200
That's fine.
I don't have my key.
444
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:03,300
But you know what?
Got my Hide-A-Key, so...
445
00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:04,700
( laughs )
It's all good.
446
00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:07,533
Hide-A-Key.
( laughs )
447
00:18:07,533 --> 00:18:11,867
Well, thank you so much
for bringing me home.
448
00:18:11,867 --> 00:18:13,433
You know,
for the ride.
449
00:18:13,433 --> 00:18:15,867
It was-- really cleared
the cobwebs out.
450
00:18:15,867 --> 00:18:17,166
( laughs )
Of course. Of course.
451
00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:18,467
Yeah.
452
00:18:18,467 --> 00:18:20,934
You know, uh...
Can I tell you something?
453
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,767
Sure. Yeah.
454
00:18:22,767 --> 00:18:24,734
When we were on "Bored"...
Uh-huh.
455
00:18:24,734 --> 00:18:27,066
I had the biggest crush
on you.
456
00:18:27,066 --> 00:18:29,166
I thought you were so hot.
457
00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:31,734
Aw, Chris.
( laughs )
458
00:18:33,433 --> 00:18:36,033
So, can I come in?
459
00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:39,567
Thank you for the ride home.
460
00:18:39,567 --> 00:18:43,300
( laughs )
Come on.
461
00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:46,300
Well, You know, I...
462
00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:48,133
( laughs )
463
00:18:48,133 --> 00:18:50,133
You make me feel so good.
464
00:18:50,133 --> 00:18:52,600
But, you know,
I'm married, so...
465
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:55,367
Yeah, but you--
you said he wasn't staying here.
466
00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:59,600
Well, not right this second.
No. But, you know.
467
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,834
Come on.
468
00:19:01,834 --> 00:19:03,467
You know...
469
00:19:03,467 --> 00:19:05,300
You want me
to take my shirt off?
470
00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:08,367
No, I can rent
one of your movies if I want to see that.
471
00:19:08,367 --> 00:19:09,734
( laughs )
Or on Netflix.
472
00:19:09,734 --> 00:19:11,333
Yeah. Yeah.
473
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:12,867
Yeah.
474
00:19:12,867 --> 00:19:14,333
So...
But you know what?
475
00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:16,200
But you know what I will do?
I'm going to give you a kiss,
476
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,467
because you are doing me
a world of good.
477
00:19:18,467 --> 00:19:21,233
Mwah.
Thank you.
478
00:19:21,233 --> 00:19:22,400
Well, look...
Thank you. Yeah.
479
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:23,567
Let me give you my number.
480
00:19:23,567 --> 00:19:26,567
And wherever I am,
I'm five minutes away.
481
00:19:26,567 --> 00:19:29,133
Okay.
482
00:19:33,166 --> 00:19:36,266
I'm not in here still?
483
00:19:36,266 --> 00:19:37,533
It's a new phone.
484
00:19:37,533 --> 00:19:39,800
So, I don't think
you were ever in it, though.
485
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,033
( laughs )
486
00:19:41,033 --> 00:19:42,700
Don't give me that look.
Okay?
487
00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:45,900
How come you never called me,
playa?
488
00:19:48,033 --> 00:19:50,800
I was embarrassed.
489
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,600
Well...
490
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:55,266
Oh, shit, I think
I just erased something.
491
00:19:55,266 --> 00:19:58,467
You-- On my phone?
You did? Well...
492
00:19:58,467 --> 00:20:01,467
Um, well, anyways, here.
493
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:03,200
I-- I put it
under "Chris."
494
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,800
Uh-huh. Yeah. Okay.
495
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:08,166
So, why don't you
hit me back anytime, Val?
496
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:11,400
I will hit you.
( laughs )
497
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:14,000
But tonight
would be the best,
498
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:18,367
because I am really
fucking hard right now.
499
00:20:18,367 --> 00:20:20,567
Mm-hmm.
500
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:23,633
Well, um, you know what?
I've got to get up early.
501
00:20:23,633 --> 00:20:25,633
I've got the Emmys and...
502
00:20:25,633 --> 00:20:28,834
Come on.
Let me come in.
503
00:20:33,467 --> 00:20:36,500
No, I can't.
Thank you, though.
504
00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:39,000
All right. All right.
Yeah.
505
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,066
I-- I tried.
You tried...
506
00:20:41,066 --> 00:20:42,433
I tried.
...hard, yeah.
507
00:20:42,433 --> 00:20:44,600
( laughs )
You did.
508
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,567
( sighs )
509
00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:49,867
Well, look, if--
if you--
510
00:20:49,867 --> 00:20:53,200
if you don't want anyone to see,
I can go around back.
511
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:56,533
I can pull myself up
to the bedroom window.
512
00:20:56,533 --> 00:20:58,667
Really, I can.
513
00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:00,500
My last film,
514
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:02,433
I had to hang from a plane for,
like, an hour.
515
00:21:02,433 --> 00:21:05,266
But I'll do that. Okay?
Well, you know...
516
00:21:05,266 --> 00:21:07,367
Are you trying to prove to me
how virile you are?
517
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:10,867
I already know. So...
( laughs )
518
00:21:10,867 --> 00:21:13,200
All right, I'll go around.
519
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:16,100
And I'll just come
through the back door.
520
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:17,800
Well, you know what?
I don't do back door.
521
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:20,166
So, I'm sure that's
a big letdown for you,
522
00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:24,033
and I understand.
So, thank you.
523
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:28,033
All right,
well, hit me back. All right?
524
00:21:28,033 --> 00:21:29,967
I will.
I'm going to hit you.
525
00:21:29,967 --> 00:21:32,100
All right.
Okay. Goodbye.
526
00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:33,934
( laughs )
Bye, Val.
527
00:21:33,934 --> 00:21:37,934
Thanks again.
She's all yours, Butch.
528
00:21:37,934 --> 00:21:40,867
( engine revving )
529
00:21:44,467 --> 00:21:46,333
You guys are late!
530
00:21:46,333 --> 00:21:49,667
Hey, Chris!
Give us a shot!
531
00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:51,734
( laughs )
Chris, look over here!
532
00:21:51,734 --> 00:21:54,233
Movie star
with a mommy complex.
533
00:21:54,233 --> 00:21:56,033
( laughs )
Next!
534
00:21:56,033 --> 00:21:58,367
Chris,
who's your girlfriend?
535
00:21:58,367 --> 00:22:00,800
Hit me back!
536
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,600
Paparazzo:
Chris!
537
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:15,467
I want to thank
the Television Academy.
538
00:22:18,166 --> 00:22:21,133
I'd like to thank
the Television Academy.
539
00:22:21,133 --> 00:22:23,533
I'd like to
thank the Television Academy
540
00:22:23,533 --> 00:22:25,700
and everyone
at "Seeing Red."
541
00:22:27,900 --> 00:22:29,900
I'd like to thank
the Television Academy
542
00:22:29,900 --> 00:22:32,033
and everyone
at "Seeing Red,"
543
00:22:32,033 --> 00:22:35,800
and Paulie G., for torturing me
for the last 10 years.
544
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,300
( laughs )
No. No.
545
00:22:38,300 --> 00:22:41,567
Well, I don't want
to say that.
546
00:22:41,567 --> 00:22:43,266
Um...
547
00:22:44,233 --> 00:22:47,400
HBO for believing in me.
548
00:22:48,934 --> 00:22:52,166
My husband, Mark.
Mm-mm.
549
00:22:52,166 --> 00:22:55,000
This has to be
under 30 seconds.
550
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:02,166
I'd like to thank
the Television Academy,
551
00:23:02,166 --> 00:23:04,600
everyone at "Seeing Red,"
552
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,600
Paulie G. for writing me
this wonderful part,
553
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:10,600
HBO for believing in me,
554
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:13,300
and most importantly...
555
00:23:14,667 --> 00:23:17,433
What did--
Oh, it's an egg.
556
00:23:17,433 --> 00:23:19,700
I want to thank
my husband, Mark,
557
00:23:19,700 --> 00:23:22,000
for always being there--
( egg timer beeps )
558
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,967
Okay.
( laughs )
559
00:23:23,967 --> 00:23:28,100
Well, all right.
Oh, I forgot Seth. Right.
560
00:23:28,100 --> 00:23:30,400
( egg timer ticking )
561
00:23:35,734 --> 00:23:37,867
First of all,
I want to thank
562
00:23:37,867 --> 00:23:40,066
the one and only Seth Rogen.
563
00:23:40,066 --> 00:23:42,200
You made me better, Seth.
564
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:43,867
Yeah, that's better.
565
00:23:43,867 --> 00:23:46,433
Yeah, that's frozen.
Okay.
566
00:23:46,433 --> 00:23:49,800
First, I'd like to thank
the amazing Seth Rogen.
567
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,533
You made me better, Seth.
568
00:23:51,533 --> 00:23:55,233
Paulie G. for writing me
this wonderful part.
569
00:23:55,233 --> 00:23:57,467
( microwave beeps )
Yep. Yep.
570
00:23:59,467 --> 00:24:03,100
All the members
of the Television Academy,
571
00:24:03,100 --> 00:24:05,200
my husband--
( spits ) Hot!
572
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:08,000
I'd like to thank
the amazing Seth Rogen.
573
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000
You made me better, Seth.
574
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,767
Paulie G. for writing me
this wonderful part,
575
00:24:13,767 --> 00:24:16,000
everyone at "Seeing Red,"
576
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,433
HBO for believing in me,
577
00:24:18,433 --> 00:24:22,633
the Television Academy
for this wonderful honor.
578
00:24:22,633 --> 00:24:26,633
( timer beeps )
No room for Mark.
579
00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:30,066
First, I'd like to thank
the amazing Seth Rogen.
580
00:24:30,066 --> 00:24:31,600
You made me better, Seth.
581
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,033
Paulie G. for writing me
this wonderful part, for being...
582
00:24:34,033 --> 00:24:36,500
Everyone at HBO
for believing in me,
583
00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:38,800
the members
of the Television Academy...
584
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:40,266
this wonderful honor,
585
00:24:40,266 --> 00:24:43,033
and my husband, Mark,
who's always there for me.
586
00:24:43,033 --> 00:24:45,800
( whipped cream fizzes )
587
00:24:47,700 --> 00:24:49,800
Okay, that was good.
588
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:52,333
I think that was
under 30 seconds, too.
589
00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:54,567
( hair dryer whirring )
590
00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,133
Val, your phone.
591
00:25:03,133 --> 00:25:05,066
Not in front of
"Entertainment Tonight."
592
00:25:05,066 --> 00:25:06,800
You look like one
of those texting people.
593
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:09,066
I'm just waiting
to hear from Mark. Find out when he's coming.
594
00:25:09,066 --> 00:25:11,166
I got it.
Just until we're done with the "E.T." shoot.
595
00:25:11,166 --> 00:25:13,166
Billy, I can still see her
in the mirror.
596
00:25:13,166 --> 00:25:14,834
Billy:
Jane, you're still in the shot.
597
00:25:14,834 --> 00:25:16,633
Because I'm supposed
to be here.
598
00:25:16,633 --> 00:25:19,066
Look, this is supposed to be
Val getting ready for the Emmys.
599
00:25:19,066 --> 00:25:21,834
Okay? So, just step
out of the "E.T." frame, please and thank you.
600
00:25:21,834 --> 00:25:23,533
I need this
for my HBO doc.
601
00:25:23,533 --> 00:25:25,533
And don't with the face.
Okay?
602
00:25:25,533 --> 00:25:28,533
You're done with us
after the Emmys, but Val and I?
603
00:25:28,533 --> 00:25:30,300
We need this to go on
and on and on.
604
00:25:30,300 --> 00:25:31,800
Okay. Uh, Scott, darling?
605
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:33,200
Yeah.
Let's not use this part.
606
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,800
All right? Billy?
Jane? Okay?
607
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:38,667
Let's-- Well, not too much
of a peek behind the curtain.
608
00:25:38,667 --> 00:25:40,467
Huh? ( laughs )
So much tension.
609
00:25:40,467 --> 00:25:43,166
I thought I was supposed
to be the nervous one. Right?
610
00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:44,934
Are you nervous?
611
00:25:44,934 --> 00:25:46,834
I can do either. What do--
Which do you prefer?
612
00:25:46,834 --> 00:25:48,400
A little nerves
are always good.
613
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:49,667
Done.
614
00:25:49,667 --> 00:25:51,967
And voila. So am I.
615
00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:54,233
Aw. Perfection as always,
Mickey.
616
00:25:54,233 --> 00:25:57,066
Supposed to rain today.
617
00:25:57,066 --> 00:25:59,400
Hope I don't get rained on.
618
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:03,133
Esperanza:
Miss Val, the water pressure no good.
619
00:26:03,133 --> 00:26:05,600
Okay.
No strong. No water.
620
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,567
Okay. Esperanza, dear,
not right now. All right?
621
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:10,567
I'm doing
"Entertainment Tonight."
622
00:26:10,567 --> 00:26:11,700
( sighs )
So...
623
00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:13,800
( muttering in Spanish )
No water.
624
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,000
How long has Mickey
been doing your hair?
625
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,800
Okay.
Um, so, let's see.
626
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:23,066
Mickey joined me
when I starred in my own show, "I'm It."
627
00:26:23,066 --> 00:26:26,133
Which--
And that was, uh...
628
00:26:26,133 --> 00:26:27,433
24 years ago.
629
00:26:27,433 --> 00:26:29,800
24 years.
Nearly a quarter of a century.
630
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,767
Well, that's not--
631
00:26:31,767 --> 00:26:34,166
And she is my favorite
of all the heads I've ever done.
632
00:26:34,166 --> 00:26:36,967
Aw!
Distant second is that actor--
633
00:26:36,967 --> 00:26:40,367
What is her name?
She was in that sitcom about a family?
634
00:26:40,367 --> 00:26:41,900
Uh...
Oh, I'll get it, but...
635
00:26:41,900 --> 00:26:43,934
Okay.
What's her name? Blonde.
636
00:26:43,934 --> 00:26:47,066
Joanna Kerns?
No, not her.
637
00:26:47,066 --> 00:26:50,567
Okay.
I can see her. Real cute family.
638
00:26:50,567 --> 00:26:52,600
Uh... Bonnie Franklin.
639
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,934
No, not her.
Thick head of hair.
640
00:26:55,934 --> 00:26:57,800
I always had to
back brush it.
641
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:00,100
Okay.
She lives in Beverly Hills?
642
00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:01,867
Bonnie Franklin?
643
00:27:01,867 --> 00:27:04,233
I just said--
I just said her.
644
00:27:04,233 --> 00:27:05,900
Well, it's not her.
Yeah.
645
00:27:05,900 --> 00:27:09,166
Um, a blonde on NBC.
646
00:27:09,166 --> 00:27:11,333
And now she's a big lez.
647
00:27:11,333 --> 00:27:13,066
Oh, Meredith Baxter-Birney.
648
00:27:13,066 --> 00:27:14,467
Yep, that's her!
Okay.
649
00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:16,633
Yeah. Well, she's lovely.
Yeah.
650
00:27:16,633 --> 00:27:19,600
Couldn't believe
I couldn't think of her name. Yeah.
651
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:23,166
We had lunch every day
for a-- a month.
652
00:27:23,166 --> 00:27:25,100
Uh-huh.
( laughs )
653
00:27:25,100 --> 00:27:28,100
Oh.
Mickey, you're bleeding.
654
00:27:28,100 --> 00:27:30,333
Oh, yeah, I think
you're having a nose bleed.
655
00:27:30,333 --> 00:27:32,033
Oh.
Do you have a tissue?
656
00:27:32,033 --> 00:27:34,000
Yeah. Jane, can you get me
another tissue?
657
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,734
Yeah. Let's-- Uh-oh.
Oh. Thanks, toots.
658
00:27:36,734 --> 00:27:38,333
Valerie:
Yeah. Oh.
659
00:27:38,333 --> 00:27:40,834
Oh. Shoot.
660
00:27:40,834 --> 00:27:45,533
Oh. I got blood on my
good Yves Saint Laurent shirt.
661
00:27:45,533 --> 00:27:47,033
Yeah. Let me get
some cold water.
662
00:27:47,033 --> 00:27:49,600
Here. Okay. There's no...
663
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,967
Esperanza, there's no water!
664
00:27:51,967 --> 00:27:53,600
Toothpaste.
Excuse me, dear. Esperanza: I told you so!
665
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:57,200
You gotta-- Yeah.
Here. Got this.
666
00:27:57,200 --> 00:28:00,100
Okay.
667
00:28:00,100 --> 00:28:02,166
Oh.
Oh, okay.
668
00:28:02,166 --> 00:28:04,700
They started me
on new medication.
669
00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:06,367
Yeah.
It thins the blood.
670
00:28:06,367 --> 00:28:08,300
Yeah.
I think it's too thin.
671
00:28:08,300 --> 00:28:09,834
Well, you know what?
672
00:28:09,834 --> 00:28:12,500
This always works when Mark
cuts himself.
673
00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:13,667
So...
674
00:28:13,667 --> 00:28:15,633
I was driving down Bundy
the other day,
675
00:28:15,633 --> 00:28:17,734
and I had a nose bleed.
A real gusher.
676
00:28:17,734 --> 00:28:21,333
Luckily, I had one
of your emergency tampons in my bag.
677
00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:25,934
There I was on Bundy,
driving down with a tampon stuck up my nose.
678
00:28:25,934 --> 00:28:28,734
( laughs )
If you can imagine.
679
00:28:28,734 --> 00:28:30,166
( laughs )
680
00:28:30,166 --> 00:28:33,467
Now they just come on
all the time, anytime.
681
00:28:33,467 --> 00:28:34,934
Yeah.
682
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:39,934
Red, I don't think
I can go.
683
00:28:42,100 --> 00:28:43,500
Because-- Yeah.
684
00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:47,633
Because this stain's
not budging. Yeah.
685
00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:52,433
They are coming.
They are coming.
686
00:28:52,433 --> 00:28:53,967
I'm so sorry, Red.
687
00:28:53,967 --> 00:28:56,066
Oh.
Nothing to be sorry about.
688
00:28:56,066 --> 00:28:58,033
Okay? You just go home,
put your feet up
689
00:28:58,033 --> 00:29:00,133
and your head back,
and you watch it on TV,
690
00:29:00,133 --> 00:29:03,133
away from all that crazy
pushing and shoving. Huh?
691
00:29:03,133 --> 00:29:05,567
I feel like
I'm letting you down.
692
00:29:05,567 --> 00:29:06,700
Don't be silly.
693
00:29:06,700 --> 00:29:09,367
When have you ever
let me down? Huh?
694
00:29:09,367 --> 00:29:11,867
And I'm sure Mark
will be there for me.
695
00:29:11,867 --> 00:29:14,433
Well, if I take your limo,
isn't that going to make you late?
696
00:29:14,433 --> 00:29:17,133
Plenty of time.
Brad Goreski's not even here with the dress yet.
697
00:29:17,133 --> 00:29:20,066
You just get in there
and let--
698
00:29:20,066 --> 00:29:21,400
What's your name, dear?
Omar.
699
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:24,000
Omar. You just let Omar
get you home. Okay?
700
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,500
Oh. ( sighs )
701
00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:27,200
Oh. And Omar?
Um...
702
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:30,700
Yeah, you can close it.
Um...
703
00:29:30,700 --> 00:29:33,767
stop by Goldblatt's Deli.
Okay?
704
00:29:33,767 --> 00:29:37,734
Because I got a soup
and the sandwich he likes ordered for him.
705
00:29:37,734 --> 00:29:40,266
It's all paid for. Okay?
It's right near his house.
706
00:29:40,266 --> 00:29:43,600
So...
Go. I can tell the man where my deli is.
707
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:44,734
Okay.
708
00:29:44,734 --> 00:29:46,300
Omar. Home, please.
709
00:29:46,300 --> 00:29:47,967
And don't
spare the camels.
710
00:29:47,967 --> 00:29:49,467
( laughs )
All right.
711
00:29:49,467 --> 00:29:52,000
You take care
of yourself, all right? I'll call you after.
712
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,567
You knock 'em dead, Red.
713
00:29:53,567 --> 00:29:55,233
Will do!
714
00:29:55,233 --> 00:29:57,367
( laughs )
715
00:29:59,367 --> 00:30:03,000
Miss Val! All this water!
716
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,200
What is this?
Oh, now what?
717
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:07,734
Where is this water
coming from?
718
00:30:07,734 --> 00:30:10,333
All right.
Will you just run around and open the garage door, dear?
719
00:30:10,333 --> 00:30:12,166
Yes.
Just...
720
00:30:12,166 --> 00:30:15,033
You should have Billy deep six
that "E.T." crew.
721
00:30:15,033 --> 00:30:18,233
I mean, you're not going
to want them showing that Mickey footage.
722
00:30:18,233 --> 00:30:20,567
Jane, can your agenda
be any louder?
723
00:30:20,567 --> 00:30:22,133
No can do. Okay?
724
00:30:22,133 --> 00:30:24,600
Brad's coming,
and he's expecting "E.T."
725
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:27,033
Nice try.
( laughs )
726
00:30:27,033 --> 00:30:28,567
What?
727
00:30:28,567 --> 00:30:30,834
That-- that's fecal matter.
What?
728
00:30:30,834 --> 00:30:32,233
( Esperanza yelling )
How?!
729
00:30:32,233 --> 00:30:34,934
Oh! I fall!
730
00:30:34,934 --> 00:30:36,433
( Valerie cries )
731
00:30:36,433 --> 00:30:38,600
Caca!
( shouting )
732
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:41,867
Okay.
Stop screaming, dear!
733
00:30:41,867 --> 00:30:44,033
You've got to stop screaming!
734
00:30:44,033 --> 00:30:47,400
Miss Val! Look!
There is a hole...
735
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:48,967
Yes!
...in the wall!
736
00:30:48,967 --> 00:30:52,100
I see it.
Miss Val, call Mr. Mark.
737
00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:54,066
Call Mr. Mark.
I've called him.
738
00:30:54,066 --> 00:30:55,834
Mark, help.
Help, Mr. Mark!
739
00:30:55,834 --> 00:30:57,967
I called him
four times, okay?
740
00:30:57,967 --> 00:30:59,567
He's not returning!
741
00:30:59,567 --> 00:31:01,266
( Esperanza moans )
742
00:31:01,266 --> 00:31:04,734
All right.
Oh. Oh, no. It's Brad.
743
00:31:04,734 --> 00:31:08,133
Okay.
You have to stop.
744
00:31:08,133 --> 00:31:09,200
Shoot.
745
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:10,633
Oh, I'm here,
I'm here.
746
00:31:10,633 --> 00:31:12,667
Valerie:
Brad! Brad?!
747
00:31:12,667 --> 00:31:15,500
Oh, my goodness.
I know I'm late. I'm sorry.
748
00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:17,200
Uh, yeah, but...
Traffic was, like, forever.
749
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,133
Don't run. Okay, Brad?
Just be careful.
750
00:31:19,133 --> 00:31:20,633
Oh.
Oh!
751
00:31:20,633 --> 00:31:22,233
( gasps )
752
00:31:24,533 --> 00:31:28,767
It's fine! I saved it!
It's fine!
753
00:31:28,767 --> 00:31:31,767
What the fuck!
754
00:31:31,767 --> 00:31:33,400
Oh. Okay. Well, okay.
755
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,033
You know what?
I think I will send away "Entertainment Tonight."
756
00:31:36,033 --> 00:31:38,567
( groans )
Yeah.
757
00:31:43,166 --> 00:31:45,333
( doorbell rings )
758
00:31:45,333 --> 00:31:47,500
Seriously, Jane,
I don't think the cameras
759
00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:49,734
are going to help
this situation.
760
00:31:49,734 --> 00:31:51,133
Jane:
Yeah, well...
761
00:31:51,133 --> 00:31:53,567
You don't care.
Well, here he is.
762
00:31:56,133 --> 00:31:58,066
Hello. Sir?
763
00:31:58,066 --> 00:31:59,467
Hi.
I'm your next-door neighbor.
764
00:31:59,467 --> 00:32:01,633
And, um, I'm so sorry
to bother you,
765
00:32:01,633 --> 00:32:03,667
but I have a bit
of an emergency.
766
00:32:03,667 --> 00:32:06,133
Um, I have no water.
767
00:32:06,133 --> 00:32:07,367
Uh, the pipe blew.
768
00:32:07,367 --> 00:32:09,800
I've got a big hole
in my wall over there.
769
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:13,066
And, um, you know, just--
770
00:32:13,066 --> 00:32:15,066
no pleasant way to say this--
771
00:32:15,066 --> 00:32:17,967
--got fecal matter
all over my driveway.
772
00:32:17,967 --> 00:32:20,767
So, I just really want
to rinse off my legs and feet.
773
00:32:20,767 --> 00:32:22,767
I was real careful.
So, you know.
774
00:32:22,767 --> 00:32:25,867
But, just psychologically,
I would like to have it rinsed off,
775
00:32:25,867 --> 00:32:28,066
'cause I'm going to the, um,
going to the Emmys.
776
00:32:28,066 --> 00:32:30,667
I'm an actress,
and I'm nominated.
777
00:32:30,667 --> 00:32:34,600
Um, so, um,
just was wondering
778
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:36,700
if you could help me out.
779
00:32:36,700 --> 00:32:40,133
Because, you know,
I really would never want to bother you.
780
00:32:40,133 --> 00:32:42,567
Just have no choice.
( laughs )
781
00:32:42,567 --> 00:32:45,600
How did it blow up?
782
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,600
Well, it's, um,
783
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,266
something with the,
uh, back trap.
784
00:32:50,266 --> 00:32:52,633
In the, you know--
It's a long story.
785
00:32:52,633 --> 00:32:56,233
I-- You know,
I was shooting my TV series over there at my--
786
00:32:56,233 --> 00:32:57,500
Yeah.
Well, you know. Right.
787
00:32:57,500 --> 00:33:00,166
Because we used your lawn
for the lights.
788
00:33:00,166 --> 00:33:01,567
So, yeah, thank you.
789
00:33:01,567 --> 00:33:04,266
I, um... well, I guess,
um, you know, again...
790
00:33:04,266 --> 00:33:07,934
not a nice way to put it,
but there was a lot of, uh, traffic.
791
00:33:07,934 --> 00:33:09,734
You know,
from the crew.
792
00:33:09,734 --> 00:33:12,066
Who I guess were using
those sani-wipes, which,
793
00:33:12,066 --> 00:33:16,066
according to the plumber
I've got over there right now, are not disposable.
794
00:33:16,066 --> 00:33:18,300
Or, you know,
they don't decompose.
795
00:33:18,300 --> 00:33:20,166
That's what it is.
Yeah. They don't.
796
00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:21,834
They don't decompose.
797
00:33:21,834 --> 00:33:23,533
Even though it says
on the packaging,
798
00:33:23,533 --> 00:33:25,033
very clearly, that they do.
799
00:33:25,033 --> 00:33:27,567
Even put a little picture
of a cute turtle
800
00:33:27,567 --> 00:33:30,000
sitting on a toilet.
You know?
801
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,533
So, I guess after, um,
802
00:33:32,533 --> 00:33:34,734
you know, months and months
of pressure,
803
00:33:34,734 --> 00:33:36,400
it all just finally blew.
804
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:39,700
You know? So, yeah.
805
00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:42,233
Got this...
806
00:33:42,233 --> 00:33:44,200
Had to call the EPA,
you know?
807
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:46,467
And then they sent out the guys
in the HAZMAT suits.
808
00:33:46,467 --> 00:33:49,867
You know? It will all--
it will all get cleaned up.
809
00:33:49,867 --> 00:33:52,166
But, um, you know...
810
00:33:52,166 --> 00:33:54,633
Meanwhile, I would just--
I-- I really need to shower.
811
00:33:54,633 --> 00:33:56,367
So...
812
00:34:01,266 --> 00:34:03,934
What's my name?
813
00:34:03,934 --> 00:34:05,900
You don't know your name?
814
00:34:05,900 --> 00:34:08,500
You never come over
to introduce yourself...
815
00:34:08,500 --> 00:34:10,066
Okay.
...after all this time,
816
00:34:10,066 --> 00:34:11,800
except now,
when you need help.
817
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:15,700
I am so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
818
00:34:15,700 --> 00:34:19,100
But in my defense, you know,
you are new to the neighborhood.
819
00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:21,834
And, you know...
It's been two years.
820
00:34:21,834 --> 00:34:24,600
Is it? Two years?
821
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:25,934
Well, better late than never.
822
00:34:25,934 --> 00:34:28,467
I'm Valerie Cherish.
And you are?
823
00:34:28,467 --> 00:34:30,033
Amman Adash.
824
00:34:30,033 --> 00:34:32,533
Mr. Adash,
it's nice to meet you.
825
00:34:32,533 --> 00:34:33,900
It's nice to meet you.
826
00:34:33,900 --> 00:34:37,166
And, um, really appreciate it
if I could just rinse off.
827
00:34:37,166 --> 00:34:40,367
You know, because...
Love you forever.
828
00:34:40,367 --> 00:34:41,500
( laughs )
829
00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:44,433
It's because we're Persian.
830
00:34:44,433 --> 00:34:47,266
You Brentwood people,
you're all the same.
831
00:34:47,266 --> 00:34:50,800
Sir, I've got about an hour
to get downtown
832
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:52,967
for what might be
the biggest night of my life.
833
00:34:52,967 --> 00:34:55,066
All right? So, I just
really don't have time
834
00:34:55,066 --> 00:34:57,433
to discuss the problems
of the Middle East,
835
00:34:57,433 --> 00:34:59,200
real as they are.
836
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:03,967
So, can you please, please
just let me use your shower?
837
00:35:03,967 --> 00:35:05,767
Please?
838
00:35:05,767 --> 00:35:08,066
( sighs )
839
00:35:08,066 --> 00:35:09,600
Sure. Come.
Thank you.
840
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,433
Yeah,
I brought my own towel.
841
00:35:11,433 --> 00:35:12,834
Thank you. Right.
842
00:35:12,834 --> 00:35:14,767
( sighs )
No. No, not you.
843
00:35:14,767 --> 00:35:17,000
Yeah, well,
I told her that.
844
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,533
Yeah. Okay.
( dog barking )
845
00:35:20,533 --> 00:35:22,033
Billy:
There's no touching.
846
00:35:22,033 --> 00:35:25,300
Thank you.
I really appreciate this.
847
00:35:25,300 --> 00:35:26,667
You all right?
848
00:35:26,667 --> 00:35:28,800
I'm fine.
Are you guys all right?
849
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,400
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Brad's wet.
850
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:31,700
No, don't. No.
851
00:35:31,700 --> 00:35:33,100
Especially...
( indistinct )
852
00:35:33,100 --> 00:35:34,700
Oh, yeah?
Okay.
853
00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:36,066
Just put your foot...
854
00:35:36,066 --> 00:35:38,333
I've got to make sure
I get my foot in.
855
00:35:38,333 --> 00:35:40,200
Yeah.
Okay, got it.
856
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:41,667
Okay.
857
00:35:41,667 --> 00:35:43,300
Billy: You in?
Oh, easy. Yeah.
858
00:35:43,300 --> 00:35:45,000
Well, good sign
is it's sunny, right?
859
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,333
It's not raining.
That's good.
860
00:35:47,333 --> 00:35:49,533
Here's your clutch.
Ah, thank you.
861
00:35:49,533 --> 00:35:51,000
You're welcome.
862
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,500
All right.
Here, Billy, let me get this.
863
00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:53,834
Of course.
864
00:35:53,834 --> 00:35:56,500
Bye.
Okay. Thanks, Brad.
865
00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:58,200
Shit.
You're welcome, Val!
866
00:35:58,200 --> 00:35:59,967
Jane?
You coming with us, Jane?
867
00:35:59,967 --> 00:36:02,633
Uh, we're taking the Jeep.
Jeep. Got it. All right.
868
00:36:06,367 --> 00:36:08,834
( thunder rumbles )
869
00:36:09,867 --> 00:36:11,633
All:
Valerie, right here!
870
00:36:11,633 --> 00:36:12,700
Right here!
871
00:36:12,700 --> 00:36:14,734
( shouting continues )
872
00:36:16,467 --> 00:36:18,867
Female photographer:
Give us a 360!
873
00:36:22,667 --> 00:36:24,734
Valerie, a little more
to your right!
874
00:36:24,734 --> 00:36:27,066
Valerie! Hi!
875
00:36:27,066 --> 00:36:28,867
Valerie.
Oh, Ron, hi.
876
00:36:28,867 --> 00:36:30,700
Congratulations.
Yeah.
877
00:36:30,700 --> 00:36:33,233
We did it.
Yeah, we did it. Yeah.
878
00:36:33,233 --> 00:36:34,667
Man:
Who is that?
879
00:36:34,667 --> 00:36:36,700
Uh, "Seeing Red" producer.
880
00:36:36,700 --> 00:36:39,000
Who?
Ashton, one more this way!
881
00:36:43,300 --> 00:36:44,900
Move. No.
882
00:36:44,900 --> 00:36:46,433
See you.
I'll see you.
883
00:36:46,433 --> 00:36:48,000
Wheelchair and a bolo tie
is the opposite
884
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,166
of the photo op
we want. Okay?
885
00:36:49,166 --> 00:36:50,500
All right, what was I
supposed to do?
886
00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:52,200
No more contact.
Okay. Can I get my phone?
887
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:55,233
I just want to text Mark,
tell him we'll meet him by the big statue.
888
00:36:55,233 --> 00:36:56,800
Texting in front of press?
No.
889
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,133
You sure he's coming?
890
00:36:58,133 --> 00:37:01,867
What? Oh, well,
of course my man's showing up.
891
00:37:01,867 --> 00:37:04,433
In the end,
it's Hollywood, right? ( laughs )
892
00:37:04,433 --> 00:37:06,600
Oh. Here comes Catherine,
the big cheese from HBO.
893
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:07,667
Quick, talk to her.
894
00:37:07,667 --> 00:37:10,433
Oh. Oh!
Hello, hello, hello, you.
895
00:37:10,433 --> 00:37:12,133
This fucking rain
fucked up my hair.
896
00:37:12,133 --> 00:37:13,834
How do I look?
Great.
897
00:37:13,834 --> 00:37:14,934
Really?
Yeah.
898
00:37:14,934 --> 00:37:17,000
I am so happy for you,
Valerie.
899
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,867
Oh.
Word is you're going to win.
900
00:37:18,867 --> 00:37:21,400
It's-- Word is--
That's what word is saying?
901
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:22,967
( laughs )
Have you seen Jodie Foster?
902
00:37:22,967 --> 00:37:25,266
Not yet. Yeah.
All right, yeah.
903
00:37:25,266 --> 00:37:26,767
Have-- You go...
904
00:37:26,767 --> 00:37:30,633
Jane, she said word is
I'm going to win. ( laughs )
905
00:37:30,633 --> 00:37:33,200
Move. Go, go, go.
Here he comes again.
906
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,266
Okay. All right.
Why is he even allowed on this?
907
00:37:35,266 --> 00:37:38,033
I don't know.
Oh. Here comes Andy. Right here.
908
00:37:38,033 --> 00:37:39,400
Valerie Cherish.
Hello. Yes, Valerie Cherish.
909
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,800
Reporter:
Hi. I'm standing here with Valerie Cherish.
910
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,800
And you look amazing.
How are you doing tonight?
911
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:46,333
Oh, I'm doing real well.
912
00:37:46,333 --> 00:37:47,767
Thank you.
It's a pleasure to see you.
913
00:37:47,767 --> 00:37:50,800
Do you see Mark, or...
914
00:37:53,567 --> 00:37:54,967
Hey.
915
00:37:54,967 --> 00:37:57,667
Tyler,
how are you even here?
916
00:37:57,667 --> 00:38:00,867
What, is there an Emmy balcony
you jumped off of?
917
00:38:00,867 --> 00:38:04,133
No, Uncle Mark
gave me his ticket.
918
00:38:04,133 --> 00:38:06,500
Oh. Okay, well, go.
Tyler, go.
919
00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:08,200
We'll--
we'll meet you inside.
920
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:10,400
What?
Go. Just go on inside.
921
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:12,333
Listen, don't let this
ruin your night.
922
00:38:12,333 --> 00:38:13,700
Oh, it won't.
923
00:38:13,700 --> 00:38:16,600
It won't.
That's Mark's choice.
924
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:18,700
That's-- that's the choice
he made. You know?
925
00:38:18,700 --> 00:38:21,800
I'm at the Emmys.
Biggest night of my life.
926
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,400
That's right.
Right? Yeah.
927
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:24,900
Come on.
Oh. There's Jimmy.
928
00:38:24,900 --> 00:38:26,166
Jimmy? Jimmy who?
Right there.
929
00:38:26,166 --> 00:38:27,633
( gasps )
Jimmy Burrows.
930
00:38:27,633 --> 00:38:29,367
Oh, yeah.
He's getting a lifetime achievement something.
931
00:38:29,367 --> 00:38:31,000
He's won, like,
40 of these things.
932
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,433
Well, sure. Yeah.
I just want to go say hi.
933
00:38:33,433 --> 00:38:36,233
I haven't seen him
since "Room and Bored." Jimmy?
934
00:38:36,233 --> 00:38:37,734
Can you-- Jimmy!
Oh!
935
00:38:37,734 --> 00:38:39,166
I'm sorry, I can't--
I can't get around.
936
00:38:39,166 --> 00:38:40,700
Come on!
Uh, hi, Val.
937
00:38:40,700 --> 00:38:42,500
It's, uh,
it's not the roller derby.
938
00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:43,967
( laughs )
No, but...
939
00:38:43,967 --> 00:38:46,667
How are you? Do you know
my friend, uh, Sean Hayes?
940
00:38:46,667 --> 00:38:48,166
I have not had the pleasure.
941
00:38:48,166 --> 00:38:50,166
Nice to meet you.
You, too.
942
00:38:50,166 --> 00:38:53,533
Uh, what's all this?
Oh, it's me. Just me.
943
00:38:53,533 --> 00:38:55,600
( laughs )
Oh. Okay.
944
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:57,200
Hey, I'm announcing
your category.
945
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:59,800
Fingers crossed.
Oh, thank you. Listen.
946
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:02,200
No matter what
it says on that card, please say my name.
947
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,300
Huh?
I'll try.
948
00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:05,467
Bye, Jimmy.
Bye.
949
00:39:05,467 --> 00:39:06,700
So funny.
Sean!
950
00:39:06,700 --> 00:39:08,800
And he got it.
Yay. Okay.
951
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,033
Nice to the fans.
Thank you so much!
952
00:39:10,033 --> 00:39:12,033
That's what a pro does.
That's great.
953
00:39:12,033 --> 00:39:13,700
Oh, Jimmy, look at us.
Look at us.
954
00:39:13,700 --> 00:39:15,633
You and I both at the Emmys.
955
00:39:15,633 --> 00:39:16,834
Yeah. You were, uh...
956
00:39:16,834 --> 00:39:18,834
You-- you were really good
in that show, Val.
957
00:39:18,834 --> 00:39:20,834
I was?
Yeah, I liked it.
958
00:39:20,834 --> 00:39:24,734
I could have done with,
like, uh, 10,000 less needle close-ups.
959
00:39:24,734 --> 00:39:27,500
Oh, well... ( laughs )
He was a junkie, you know?
960
00:39:27,500 --> 00:39:29,367
Yeah, I got that right away.
961
00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:30,667
Yeah. ( laughs )
962
00:39:30,667 --> 00:39:32,934
You really put yourself
out there. Good for you.
963
00:39:32,934 --> 00:39:35,600
I've got to run.
964
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:37,166
Uh, I've got to
find my wife.
965
00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:39,567
Oh. You know, uh,
Mark didn't come.
966
00:39:39,567 --> 00:39:41,667
Mark, uh, who's--
who's Mark?
967
00:39:41,667 --> 00:39:43,000
Oh. Oh. Oh, your husband.
968
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,367
Yeah.
Yeah.
969
00:39:44,367 --> 00:39:48,133
He didn't show.
You know, just...
970
00:39:48,133 --> 00:39:50,900
Threatened by my success.
971
00:39:50,900 --> 00:39:53,333
You know.
Because we've been having some problems.
972
00:39:53,333 --> 00:39:56,400
And, you know,
but he should still understand
973
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,500
that this is important to me.
Right?
974
00:39:58,500 --> 00:40:00,033
This is--
It's important.
975
00:40:00,033 --> 00:40:02,100
Yeah, it's--
it's important,
976
00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:04,700
but it's not as
important as that.
977
00:40:04,700 --> 00:40:07,133
You hear me?
978
00:40:07,133 --> 00:40:10,166
This is one night.
979
00:40:10,166 --> 00:40:11,667
A great night.
Yeah.
980
00:40:11,667 --> 00:40:14,000
But only one night.
981
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,734
Yeah.
982
00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:19,133
Hope you win.
You deserve it.
983
00:40:19,133 --> 00:40:21,533
Thank you.
984
00:40:21,533 --> 00:40:24,100
And if you do win--
Uh-huh?
985
00:40:24,100 --> 00:40:28,400
Hold onto that Emmy
and everything else.
986
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:30,500
Okay. Thank you.
987
00:40:30,500 --> 00:40:31,900
( tone playing )
Announcer: Please take your seats.
988
00:40:31,900 --> 00:40:34,400
The broadcast will begin...
Let's go in.
989
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:35,934
What? Yeah. Yeah.
990
00:40:35,934 --> 00:40:38,400
Seriously, Val,
everyone is saying that you're going to win.
991
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:39,567
Okay, well, we'll see.
992
00:40:39,567 --> 00:40:41,567
Announcer:
Please take your seats.
993
00:40:41,567 --> 00:40:43,700
The broadcast will begin
in five minutes.
994
00:40:43,700 --> 00:40:44,734
Excuse me.
995
00:40:44,734 --> 00:40:47,633
So close.
Our seats are so close.
996
00:40:47,633 --> 00:40:48,967
Good sign.
Okay.
997
00:40:48,967 --> 00:40:51,467
Female announcer:
The broadcast is about to begin.
998
00:40:51,467 --> 00:40:52,967
Please don't let that
be our seats.
999
00:40:52,967 --> 00:40:54,800
Please don't
let that be our seats.
1000
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:55,967
Oh.
1001
00:40:55,967 --> 00:40:58,333
Oh, mother-flying-fucker.
1002
00:40:58,333 --> 00:41:00,066
Who the fuck
does this guy know?
1003
00:41:00,066 --> 00:41:01,266
Don't know.
( sighs )
1004
00:41:01,266 --> 00:41:02,667
Let's not... Yeah.
Two minutes to broadcast...
1005
00:41:02,667 --> 00:41:04,200
Hi again.
1006
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:07,533
Think that's my seat,
so just got to get past you here.
1007
00:41:07,533 --> 00:41:09,066
How-- Sure.
1008
00:41:09,066 --> 00:41:10,934
Oh! Okay.
Please take your seats...
1009
00:41:10,934 --> 00:41:13,500
Tripped over your one wheel.
Back wheel.
1010
00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:15,667
I can't--
Careful. No rips. It has to go back.
1011
00:41:15,667 --> 00:41:17,333
Okay.
1012
00:41:17,333 --> 00:41:18,800
Awards Official:
Sir, there's a problem here.
1013
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:20,233
You can't have this
blocking the aisle.
1014
00:41:20,233 --> 00:41:22,266
Thank you. I was thinking
the exact same thing.
1015
00:41:22,266 --> 00:41:23,600
Now where can we move him?
1016
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:25,300
He's fine. The cameras.
1017
00:41:25,300 --> 00:41:27,066
You can't have the cameras
blocking the aisle.
1018
00:41:27,066 --> 00:41:28,500
I have clearance from HBO.
1019
00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:30,100
Well, I have no knowledge
of that.
1020
00:41:30,100 --> 00:41:32,400
I'm asking you
to move these cameras to the back of the house.
1021
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:34,300
I need this footage.
I'm not moving.
1022
00:41:34,300 --> 00:41:36,400
Do I need to call security?
1023
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:39,633
No.
Jane, let's not-- the show's starting. Okay?
1024
00:41:39,633 --> 00:41:42,367
( intro music playing )
Hawk, give me your iPhone.
1025
00:41:42,367 --> 00:41:44,166
You guys get what you can
from the back.
1026
00:41:44,166 --> 00:41:45,734
I've got to fucking film
this from here.
1027
00:41:45,734 --> 00:41:46,934
Tyler, get up.
I'm in that seat.
1028
00:41:46,934 --> 00:41:48,900
I'm a filmmaker.
Valerie: Tyler, get up.
1029
00:41:48,900 --> 00:41:51,200
Hurry. Hurry.
Let's not draw any more attention
1030
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:52,734
to this area
than we have to.
1031
00:41:52,734 --> 00:41:55,100
Announcer:
Please welcome your host, Conan O'Brien.
1032
00:41:55,100 --> 00:41:57,266
( audience cheers )
1033
00:41:57,266 --> 00:42:00,000
Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
1034
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,934
Welcome to the Emmy Awards,
1035
00:42:01,934 --> 00:42:05,000
celebrating the very best
in broadcast television,
1036
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,000
cable, Netflix, Amazon,
1037
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:10,200
and the new
Planters Peanut Channel.
1038
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:11,467
( laughter )
1039
00:42:11,467 --> 00:42:13,934
You laugh, but they launched
an hour ago.
1040
00:42:13,934 --> 00:42:15,667
They're doing well.
( laughter )
1041
00:42:15,667 --> 00:42:16,700
I'm your host,
Conan O'Brien.
1042
00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:18,734
Tonight,
we celebrate the people
1043
00:42:18,734 --> 00:42:22,166
who happen to be in town
for this awards show.
1044
00:42:22,166 --> 00:42:23,433
( laughter )
1045
00:42:23,433 --> 00:42:25,700
We salute you.
1046
00:42:25,700 --> 00:42:27,233
Tonight's show is going
to be so good,
1047
00:42:27,233 --> 00:42:30,600
some of you might even
look up from your phones...
1048
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:32,200
( all laugh )
...briefly.
1049
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:34,900
Big year for women
in television.
1050
00:42:34,900 --> 00:42:38,100
That's right.
There were at least two roles
1051
00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:41,266
that were not prostitutes.
Yes.
1052
00:42:41,266 --> 00:42:43,633
That's progress.
1053
00:42:43,633 --> 00:42:45,633
I'm one of them.
That's right. Good for you.
1054
00:42:45,633 --> 00:42:47,667
That's progress.
1055
00:42:47,667 --> 00:42:50,667
Speaking of prostitutes,
Seth Rogen did cable.
1056
00:42:50,667 --> 00:42:52,233
( laughter )
Yeah.
1057
00:42:52,233 --> 00:42:53,734
Val, you got a text
from Mark.
1058
00:42:53,734 --> 00:42:56,000
Oh, okay.
What's this going to say?
1059
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,400
"Good luck."
1060
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:59,767
After he left me alone
on the biggest night of my life.
1061
00:42:59,767 --> 00:43:03,567
I'm here.
Yeah. That's right. So...
1062
00:43:07,100 --> 00:43:09,066
Mickey collapsed at home
1063
00:43:09,066 --> 00:43:11,400
and they rushed him
to Cedars-Sinai.
1064
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,100
What? ( sighs )
1065
00:43:13,100 --> 00:43:15,033
Conan: Excited by the success
of "The Sound of Music" and "Peter Pan Live,"
1066
00:43:15,033 --> 00:43:17,166
NBC is hopeful
it can get a comedy
1067
00:43:17,166 --> 00:43:19,934
to stay alive longer
than four episodes--
1068
00:43:19,934 --> 00:43:22,934
What do I do?
What do I do?
1069
00:43:24,834 --> 00:43:27,000
What do you mean?
1070
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,066
Conan:
Reality TV is still going strong.
1071
00:43:29,066 --> 00:43:31,333
I just-- I don't know.
I don't--
1072
00:43:31,333 --> 00:43:32,633
Should I go?
1073
00:43:32,633 --> 00:43:34,700
Jane:
You can't go. You're going to win.
1074
00:43:34,700 --> 00:43:38,200
When's-- when's--
when's my category?
1075
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:40,100
Uh, I--
I think it's in the first half.
1076
00:43:40,100 --> 00:43:42,333
Conan:
CBS is developing a reality/cop show hybrid.
1077
00:43:42,333 --> 00:43:46,333
Following "CSI: Miami"
comes "CSI: My Lunch."
1078
00:43:46,333 --> 00:43:49,333
A crack team of analysts
go behind the scenes at a restaurant
1079
00:43:49,333 --> 00:43:51,533
and discover what is taking
your waitress so long.
1080
00:43:51,533 --> 00:43:53,100
I'm just--
I'm gonna call Mark.
1081
00:43:53,100 --> 00:43:54,734
Jane:
Hurry back.
1082
00:43:54,734 --> 00:43:56,066
I will.
1083
00:43:56,066 --> 00:43:58,066
Conan:
We have a wonderful show for you tonight.
1084
00:43:58,066 --> 00:44:00,500
Oh, not this one
I'm hosting.
1085
00:44:00,500 --> 00:44:03,200
There's a DVD of "Homeland"
in your goodie bag.
1086
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:05,667
( all laughing )
1087
00:44:05,667 --> 00:44:08,900
Yeah.
Yeah, I get it.
1088
00:44:08,900 --> 00:44:11,533
Yeah, big night
here in Los Angeles.
1089
00:44:11,533 --> 00:44:13,700
Kind of a miracle,
actually,
1090
00:44:13,700 --> 00:44:15,834
and no, I'm not talking
about the fact that tonight...
1091
00:44:15,834 --> 00:44:18,066
Mark, it's me.
I got your text.
1092
00:44:18,066 --> 00:44:21,467
So, how is he?
Please call me back.
1093
00:44:21,467 --> 00:44:23,900
Conan:
Miracle!
1094
00:44:23,900 --> 00:44:27,300
No, the miracle
I'm talking about is the rain.
1095
00:44:27,300 --> 00:44:31,066
That's right,
it is raining outside.
1096
00:44:31,066 --> 00:44:32,900
It's me again.
1097
00:44:32,900 --> 00:44:34,967
Just thought
you might pick up.
1098
00:44:34,967 --> 00:44:37,300
I'm worried sick.
Okay? Please call me.
1099
00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:40,266
I don't know what to--
to do.
1100
00:44:43,367 --> 00:44:48,033
Female announcer:
From "Orange Is the New Black" and "The Blacklist,"
1101
00:44:48,033 --> 00:44:52,600
please welcome
Taylor Schilling and James Spader.
1102
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:58,934
( workers chatting )
1103
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:09,433
( thunder rumbles )
1104
00:45:13,967 --> 00:45:15,300
Help. Can you help me?
1105
00:45:15,300 --> 00:45:17,200
It's an emergency.
I need my limo.
1106
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:18,767
Yeah, cool.
Can I see your ticket?
1107
00:45:18,767 --> 00:45:20,700
It's inside with the guy
I came with.
1108
00:45:20,700 --> 00:45:22,567
I-- It's a black limo.
1109
00:45:22,567 --> 00:45:24,600
Uh, yeah, lady.
They're all black limos.
1110
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:25,900
Yeah.
Don't be a dick, man.
1111
00:45:25,900 --> 00:45:28,667
No, I did--
I have to get to the hospital.
1112
00:45:28,667 --> 00:45:31,266
You should get an Uber.
It would be much quicker.
1113
00:45:31,266 --> 00:45:32,900
I have that app.
I have that,
1114
00:45:32,900 --> 00:45:34,967
but I don't know--
I don't know how to do that.
1115
00:45:34,967 --> 00:45:37,133
Because my husband...
Here, let me help.
1116
00:45:37,133 --> 00:45:38,567
Thank you.
Uh, yeah. But, I mean,
1117
00:45:38,567 --> 00:45:40,333
you're going
to have to meet them out on the street, lady,
1118
00:45:40,333 --> 00:45:42,200
because they're not going
to get past security.
1119
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:43,333
Okay.
Here. Uh, here.
1120
00:45:43,333 --> 00:45:45,500
Right there?
Yeah, yeah, over there.
1121
00:45:45,500 --> 00:45:46,967
Okay. Thank you.
1122
00:45:46,967 --> 00:45:48,400
Yeah, no. Here,
let me do that for you.
1123
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:49,967
Thank you.
1124
00:45:49,967 --> 00:45:51,433
Yep, you're good.
1125
00:45:51,433 --> 00:45:53,100
Yeah.
You're all set.
1126
00:45:53,100 --> 00:45:54,567
Thank you.
Uh-huh.
1127
00:45:54,567 --> 00:45:56,066
Okay. Just out there?
1128
00:45:56,066 --> 00:45:57,166
Yeah. Right over there.
1129
00:45:57,166 --> 00:45:59,800
Yes, yes,
I came around the corner.
1130
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:01,200
I'm on the street.
1131
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,266
Driver:
I'm in a silver Prius.
1132
00:46:07,333 --> 00:46:10,000
No, I don't--
How can you not see me?
1133
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,934
I'm the only one in a gown,
holding an umbrella.
1134
00:46:12,934 --> 00:46:15,500
Here I am, across the street.
That's me.
1135
00:46:15,500 --> 00:46:16,667
( honking )
1136
00:46:16,667 --> 00:46:20,867
There you are. Okay.
Oh.
1137
00:46:24,700 --> 00:46:26,033
Oh, thank you.
1138
00:46:26,033 --> 00:46:27,867
Sorry, I thought you meant
the other side--
1139
00:46:27,867 --> 00:46:29,767
Yes. I'll get the door.
1140
00:46:29,767 --> 00:46:33,066
Yes. I've just got to--
1141
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:37,400
Driver:
Close it, it's all getting in.
1142
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:40,000
Oh! The dress.
1143
00:46:42,367 --> 00:46:46,066
Okay. And hurry.
Please hurry.
1144
00:46:54,834 --> 00:46:56,934
Try to--
1145
00:46:56,934 --> 00:47:00,467
Trying to keep my hand--
1146
00:47:00,467 --> 00:47:02,934
Oh, red? What is this?
1147
00:47:02,934 --> 00:47:05,133
Sir, do you know what this--
it says "disabled."
1148
00:47:05,133 --> 00:47:06,867
It's red. Do you know?
1149
00:47:06,867 --> 00:47:09,367
You hit the wrong code
three times.
1150
00:47:09,367 --> 00:47:10,533
You're blocked.
1151
00:47:10,533 --> 00:47:12,133
I can't-- Blocked?
I can't be blocked.
1152
00:47:12,133 --> 00:47:14,533
I have to make calls
and receive calls.
1153
00:47:14,533 --> 00:47:17,633
This is an emergency.
Blocked for how long?
1154
00:47:17,633 --> 00:47:20,600
Maybe two hours?
Depends on the settings.
1155
00:47:33,233 --> 00:47:35,000
( thunder rumbling )
1156
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,000
Thank you.
Okay.
1157
00:47:39,700 --> 00:47:42,100
( siren wailing )
1158
00:47:42,100 --> 00:47:45,800
( buzzing, indistinct talking
over P.A. )
1159
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:55,667
Um, I was told to come here.
1160
00:47:55,667 --> 00:47:57,433
For Mr. Deane?
I'm here about Mickey Deane.
1161
00:47:57,433 --> 00:48:01,667
Are you family?
Yes. Is he okay?
1162
00:48:01,667 --> 00:48:03,467
I'll get the doctor.
1163
00:48:03,467 --> 00:48:07,633
Woman:
Help me! Someone help me.
1164
00:48:07,633 --> 00:48:10,533
Nurse?
( buzzing )
1165
00:48:12,934 --> 00:48:14,567
I'm Dr. Gonzales.
1166
00:48:14,567 --> 00:48:17,033
Are you here
about Mr. Deane?
1167
00:48:17,033 --> 00:48:19,200
He's fine now.
1168
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:20,600
He is?
He had a--
1169
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:22,166
He's fine? He's fine?
1170
00:48:22,166 --> 00:48:24,300
He had a very bad reaction
to his new meds.
1171
00:48:24,300 --> 00:48:26,300
Okay.
A neighbor called the ambulance.
1172
00:48:26,300 --> 00:48:28,834
He wasn't doing good
at all upon arrival,
1173
00:48:28,834 --> 00:48:31,133
but he's better now.
Okay.
1174
00:48:31,133 --> 00:48:33,166
The medication is hard
on his system.
1175
00:48:33,166 --> 00:48:34,867
But it's shrinking
the tumor.
1176
00:48:34,867 --> 00:48:37,433
It's-- it-- it's working?
Seems to be.
1177
00:48:37,433 --> 00:48:39,433
Okay.
1178
00:48:39,433 --> 00:48:41,834
Such a pretty dress.
1179
00:48:41,834 --> 00:48:43,700
( laughs )
What's the occasion?
1180
00:48:43,700 --> 00:48:46,200
Uh, the Emmys.
1181
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:49,367
Can I see him?
1182
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:56,900
Red,
what are you doing here?
1183
00:48:56,900 --> 00:48:59,767
( laughs )
Well, you never saw my dress.
1184
00:48:59,767 --> 00:49:02,667
I'm supposed to be
watching you on TV.
1185
00:49:02,667 --> 00:49:05,300
Well,
we'll watch it together.
1186
00:49:05,300 --> 00:49:06,700
Why's the sound down?
1187
00:49:06,700 --> 00:49:08,700
I had a little turf war
with...
1188
00:49:08,700 --> 00:49:09,934
Oh.
1189
00:49:09,934 --> 00:49:13,066
( man coughing )
You didn't have to come down here.
1190
00:49:13,066 --> 00:49:16,133
Yes, I did.
1191
00:49:17,633 --> 00:49:21,700
Red, I'm scared.
1192
00:49:21,700 --> 00:49:23,734
No. No need to be scared.
1193
00:49:23,734 --> 00:49:25,800
Because I'm here.
1194
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:29,066
And I just spoke with
that fabulous doctor of yours,
1195
00:49:29,066 --> 00:49:31,300
and she said
you're getting better.
1196
00:49:31,300 --> 00:49:34,166
Well, isn't she something?
1197
00:49:34,166 --> 00:49:37,133
Mm-hmm. There's nothing
to be scared of.
1198
00:49:37,133 --> 00:49:39,567
Oh.
Except maybe that hair.
1199
00:49:39,567 --> 00:49:41,000
Well...
( laughs )
1200
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,166
( door opens )
1201
00:49:42,166 --> 00:49:45,200
Valerie:
Well... ( laughs )
1202
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:48,367
Val.
1203
00:49:48,367 --> 00:49:50,467
You came.
1204
00:49:52,033 --> 00:49:54,667
I mean, I sent you that text,
but I never expected you to...
1205
00:49:59,166 --> 00:50:02,266
There you are.
1206
00:50:06,700 --> 00:50:08,834
Um, I, um...
1207
00:50:08,834 --> 00:50:10,500
I made a Starbucks run,
1208
00:50:10,500 --> 00:50:13,100
and I-- if I'd known
that you were here,
1209
00:50:13,100 --> 00:50:14,767
I would-- I would have
brought you something.
1210
00:50:14,767 --> 00:50:16,934
Red, this is you!
I think this is you.
1211
00:50:16,934 --> 00:50:18,600
Yeah. Oh, that--
Yeah, it's Sean Hayes.
1212
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:21,000
So, yeah.
He's doing my category.
1213
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,133
Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen, Sean Hayes!
1214
00:50:23,133 --> 00:50:25,667
( orchestral music playing )
1215
00:50:25,667 --> 00:50:27,900
( audience cheering )
1216
00:50:30,533 --> 00:50:32,166
Good evening.
1217
00:50:32,166 --> 00:50:34,934
I'm here tonight to present
Outstanding Supporting Actress
1218
00:50:34,934 --> 00:50:36,000
in a Comedy Series,
1219
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:39,633
an award
that I've won myself.
1220
00:50:39,633 --> 00:50:40,800
( laughter )
1221
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:42,266
What's that? Oh, really?
Oh, I-- I won--
1222
00:50:42,266 --> 00:50:45,667
I won Best Supporting Actor?
What a range!
1223
00:50:45,667 --> 00:50:47,133
( laughs )
1224
00:50:47,133 --> 00:50:50,533
Anyways,
the nominees are Laverne Cox, "Orange Is the New Black,"
1225
00:50:50,533 --> 00:50:52,734
Sof�a Vergara,
"Modern Family,"
1226
00:50:52,734 --> 00:50:54,767
Julie Bowen,
"Modern Family,"
1227
00:50:54,767 --> 00:50:57,600
Valerie Cherish,
"Seeing Red,"
1228
00:50:57,600 --> 00:50:59,900
and Anna Chlumsky,
"Veep."
1229
00:50:59,900 --> 00:51:02,567
And the Emmy goes to...
1230
00:51:02,567 --> 00:51:05,533
Ah. Valerie Cherish.
( all cheering )
1231
00:51:05,533 --> 00:51:07,200
Oh!
Oh my god!
1232
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:10,100
Oh, it did happen! Oh!
1233
00:51:11,166 --> 00:51:14,233
Oh, it happened.
What? Oh!
1234
00:51:15,433 --> 00:51:18,533
( orchestral music playing )
1235
00:51:18,533 --> 00:51:19,734
No?
1236
00:51:23,033 --> 00:51:25,033
I guess she's not here
right now.
1237
00:51:25,033 --> 00:51:27,400
No, she's right here!
1238
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:29,834
So, I'll take this,
and now I have earrings.
1239
00:51:29,834 --> 00:51:33,767
Uh... oh,
did you want to accept?
1240
00:51:35,734 --> 00:51:37,633
Valerie:
Yeah. Poor Paulie.
1241
00:51:37,633 --> 00:51:40,633
Okay. It didn't look
like Valerie.
1242
00:51:40,633 --> 00:51:43,333
( all laugh )
That's a good cover.
1243
00:51:43,333 --> 00:51:46,000
That's a pro.
1244
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:49,133
Well, how did you like that?
1245
00:51:49,133 --> 00:51:50,433
( both laugh )
1246
00:51:50,433 --> 00:51:53,133
Miss Cherish,
speech, please.
1247
00:51:53,133 --> 00:51:55,133
Well,
thank you, thank you.
1248
00:51:55,133 --> 00:51:57,734
And I accept this remote
on behalf
1249
00:51:57,734 --> 00:52:01,467
of the two most important men
in my life.
1250
00:52:01,467 --> 00:52:03,800
Man:
Keep it down over there!
1251
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:08,400
Oh, show some respect!
She's an Emmy winner!
1252
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:11,100
( laughs )
1253
00:52:11,100 --> 00:52:12,867
I am. ( laughs )
1254
00:52:12,867 --> 00:52:14,633
Would you get me my bag?
1255
00:52:14,633 --> 00:52:16,200
Yeah.
You brought your bag?
1256
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:18,800
Yeah, well,
if these meds don't kill me,
1257
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:20,767
the hair will.
1258
00:52:20,767 --> 00:52:23,500
Wow.
It's really stuck in here.
1259
00:52:23,500 --> 00:52:25,166
Okay.
Okay.
1260
00:52:25,166 --> 00:52:28,166
Mark, would you
just plug this in back there some place for me?
1261
00:52:28,166 --> 00:52:29,633
( sighs )
Yes. Sure.
1262
00:52:29,633 --> 00:52:31,700
All right. Just be careful
what you unplug, all right?
1263
00:52:31,700 --> 00:52:34,367
That's the last thing we need.
( laughs )
1264
00:52:34,367 --> 00:52:36,000
Unplug.
1265
00:52:37,934 --> 00:52:40,233
I'm so proud of you.
1266
00:52:40,233 --> 00:52:42,300
That I came?
1267
00:52:42,300 --> 00:52:46,033
That. And everything.
1268
00:52:47,667 --> 00:52:49,934
Well, I'm proud of you.
1269
00:52:49,934 --> 00:52:51,500
Oh, for what?
1270
00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:53,834
Oh. For everything.
1271
00:52:57,300 --> 00:52:59,367
So, where's Jane?
1272
00:52:59,367 --> 00:53:02,100
Jane.
Oh, I forgot about Jane.
1273
00:53:02,100 --> 00:53:03,400
( laughs )
Oh.
1274
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:04,767
Wow.
1275
00:53:04,767 --> 00:53:06,633
( laughing )
Oh, no.
1276
00:53:06,633 --> 00:53:09,500
Well, you want to
swing by and check out some Emmy parties?
1277
00:53:09,500 --> 00:53:11,467
Uh, have we met?
1278
00:53:11,467 --> 00:53:16,133
? Cherish is the word
I use to describe ?
1279
00:53:20,100 --> 00:53:22,333
? All the feeling that I have ?
1280
00:53:22,333 --> 00:53:27,300
? Hiding here for you inside ?
1281
00:53:28,867 --> 00:53:30,266
? You don't know
how many times ?
1282
00:53:30,266 --> 00:53:32,734
? I've wished
that I had told you ?
1283
00:53:32,734 --> 00:53:34,834
? You don't know how many times
I've wished ?
1284
00:53:34,834 --> 00:53:36,834
? That I could hold you ?
1285
00:53:36,834 --> 00:53:39,367
? You don't know how many times
I've wished ?
1286
00:53:39,367 --> 00:53:41,734
? That I could mold you
into someone ?
1287
00:53:41,734 --> 00:53:45,834
? Who could cherish me
as much as I ?
1288
00:53:45,834 --> 00:53:49,233
? Cherish you ?
1289
00:53:51,133 --> 00:53:56,500
? Cherish is the word
I use to describe ?
1290
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:01,367
? All the feeling
that I have ?
1291
00:54:01,367 --> 00:54:05,233
? Hiding here for you inside ?
1292
00:54:07,467 --> 00:54:09,500
? You don't know
how many times ?
1293
00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:12,000
? I've wished
that I had told you ?
1294
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,500
? You don't know
how many times ?
1295
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:16,033
? I've wished that I could
hold you ?
1296
00:54:16,033 --> 00:54:17,800
? You don't know
how many times ?
1297
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:19,567
? I've wished
that I could mold you ?
1298
00:54:19,567 --> 00:54:22,166
? Into someone
who could cherish me ?
1299
00:54:22,166 --> 00:54:26,867
? As much as I cherish you ?
1300
00:54:29,100 --> 00:54:34,400
? Cherish is the word ?
1301
00:54:34,450 --> 00:54:39,000
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