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( applause )
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Our next guest
co-stars with Seth Rogen
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on the HBO limited series,
"Seeing Red."
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Please welcome for
the first time to "The Talk,"
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Valerie Cherish!
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? ?
( applause, cheering )
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Thank you, thank you.
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Thank you.
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Nice to meet you.
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Hello.
Welcome, welcome.
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Nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you.
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Thank you!
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Hi.
Thank you. Hi.
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Hi, Valerie.
Welcome to "The Talk."
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Oh, thank you.
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And congratulations
on your new show.
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I know!
( applause, cheers )
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And on your
Emmy nomination.
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I know!
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For "Best Supporting
Actress in a Comedy."
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I know!
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You sound
surprised.
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Well, it feels like
we just finished,
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and then here I am.
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You know,
and only six episodes,
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and I'm blessed with
an Emmy nomination.
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So, you know.
Yes.
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Thank you.
Yeah, yeah.
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Not that I don't
deserve it, okay?
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'Cause I did a lot
for those six episodes.
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Right?
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And some of it
was quite shocking.
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Yes,
yes it was.
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But hopefully funny,
right?
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Because "Seeing Red,"
it's a dark comedy.
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So it's not like back when
I starred in "I'm It!"
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The show I did, which was
more, uh, mainstream humor.
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And this is edgy.
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Well, we should let
people know,
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for those of you
who haven't seen it,
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Valerie is a lonely
loser of an actress.
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( audience laughs )
On the show!
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Okay?
On the show.
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( applause )
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Of course.
Of course.
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In real life,
you're married.
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That's right.
To my husband, Mark.
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So, shout out to Mark.
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( applause )
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In fact, you've had one of
the most unique weddings we've ever seen.
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Valerie:
Oh, well. Oh.
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( audience laughs )
Hosts: Aww.
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Valerie:
That's the picture.
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Sheryl Underwood:
You could not get me on skis for any man.
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Esperanza:
Miss Val.
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Ay, Miss Val.
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Mr. Mark and you
so happy then.
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( Valerie chuckles lightly )
Yeah.
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Yeah, it was
a happy day, huh?
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Till I tried to throw
the bouquet and slid halfway down the mountain
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before anyone could
catch me or it.
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( coughing )
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You okay over there?
Look at you.
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So comfy
like the Queen Mother.
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Not that I'd
call you a mother.
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( laughing )
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Oh, one minute
I am cold,
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the next minute
I'm hot.
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I have had
so much radiation
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that every time
I pass by a VCR,
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it plays the movie
"Silkwood."
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Oh, Mickey.
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Meryl Streep.
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"A dingo ate
me baby."
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That's not
"Silkwood."
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No, that's my
Meryl Streep, though.
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Huh?
Oh, okay.
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Okay.
Ready for lunch, everyone?
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Mickey, got you
the Cobb salad you like.
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Jane, you still
a vegetarian?
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Jane:
Yes, why wouldn't I be?
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We haven't seen you
in two whole months,
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so, I don't know,
maybe you like meat again.
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I've never
liked meat.
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Is that a lesbian joke,
Jane?
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( laughs )
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( doorbell rings )
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Miss Val!
Yeah?
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Mr. Mark.
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No, dear.
He's in the Palisades.
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It's Billy.
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You can still
answer the door, though.
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That's right.
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Better tape
the windows, Jane.
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We're about to be hit
by Hurricane Billy.
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Oh, no.
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My publicist is in the middle
of an Emmy press blitz. You know?
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Ain't nothing
wrong with that.
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Which one is mine?
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Well, it's the one
that says "Tyler," Tyler.
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Yeah.
There you go.
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Here, Jane.
You miss me?
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I see you
every day in editing.
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Oh, how cute.
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How's it looking?
You happy with my doc?
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That's short for
"documentary."
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Jane:
I am. I think it's gonna be really good.
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Oh, is that a smile?
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Mickey,
Jane smiled!
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( laughs )
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That's so exciting.
When can I see it?
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Well, it's not finished yet.
We still have to get the Emmy stuff.
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Oh, right, yeah.
The big finish.
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How will it end?
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That's good.
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Well, I'm with her right now,
so I'll confirm and get back.
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Thank you. Bye.
There he is.
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Oh, oh. Okay.
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So, "Entertainment Tonight"
wants to follow you on Emmy day.
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Hair, makeup, dress.
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"Valerie Cherish
gets ready at home."
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Oh, it's one of those
award show before and afters?
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Where the person's hair
is in curlers?
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You know,
"I'm not ready!"
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And then they're ready.
Fascinating.
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Oh! That's great.
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'Cause the fans
really, just--
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Fans really love that sort of
peek behind the curtain.
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Yeah, they're gonna be
with us the whole day.
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Jane: Well, I'm here
with my crew, so...
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So... So what?
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And, hi.
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Jane:
Hi. So we're not doing that type of TV thing.
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This is an HBO doc.
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She's one of the three
nominees that they're following.
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Okay, Brad Goreski is gonna
hand deliver the dress.
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Why on earth would he do that
if there were no cameras?
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No. It's happening.
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Well, I have exclusive rights
per HBO,
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and they went to
a lot of trouble to get me access
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to the--
to the thing.
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The awards show?
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Jane:
Yeah, whatever.
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All right,
you know what, everybody?
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We'll figure it out,
okay?
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Billy, there's
a Chinese chicken salad.
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All right.
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Can't we all
just get along?
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Billy:
Damn it.
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Why do they
send bread?
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( thuds )
Damn it.
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Here's your--
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Aww.
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Look at that.
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Sleeping beauty.
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I'll just leave that.
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Guys, do you wanna
get your meal?
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Guys, I got you
salads, you know.
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Better come and get it
before it's not fresh.
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Hi, it's me.
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I know the therapist said
we're not supposed to talk outside the sessions.
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But she also said she
didn't have food issues,
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and I saw her in her car
in a CVS parking lot
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eating French fries
out of a McDonald's bag, so...
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Anyway, I just needed
help with something,
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and you're just
so good at these things.
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I'm sorry.
I didn't tell you what it was.
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That's right.
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I'm writing a letter
of recommendation to the USC film program
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for Tyler.
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Yeah.
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Yeah,
he changed his major.
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Your nephew is
a filmmaker now.
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So, anyway...
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This is what
I have so far, okay?
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"Tyler Beck
is an inspiration."
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I know, right?
Yeah.
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A little overdone,
yeah.
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All right,
let me rephrase it.
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Tyler Beck is spoiled.
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That's right.
And entitled.
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Mm-hmm.
That's good.
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I knew you were
good at this.
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That makes him
perfect for Hollywood, huh?
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Sound familiar?
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Oh, good.
You laughed. Okay.
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Um...
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You know what I miss?
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Besides you,
that is?
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You know those double-stuffed
pork chops at that restaurant we liked?
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Yeah, that one.
Yeah.
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What's say you and I
have a sneak date tomorrow night?
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I won't tell
if you won't.
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( chattering )
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Jane:
Here she comes. Go.
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Hi.
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Thank you.
Ryan Seacrest is here.
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I'm sorry?
See the paparazzi?
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He's at SoulCycle.
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Is he?
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Jane,
what are you doing here?
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I need this scene
with you and Mark.
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Oh, no.
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I'm sorry.
Absolutely not.
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This is private.
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So, no.
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I need this scene.
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Jane, Mark and I
have a lot of issues
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around you,
okay?
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I'm sorry to be so blunt,
but you're forcing my hand
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with this sneak attack.
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So, good night.
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Wear a mic.
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We'll shoot
through the windows. He'll never see us.
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Jane, no.
This isn't that MTV show with the candid cameras.
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"Punk'd."
It's not "Punk'd", okay? I'm trying to fix my marriage.
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I know, that's why I'm here.
To get the Mark and Valerie love story.
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People are gonna
wanna know how you two got back together.
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Well, okay.
I'll tell you. I'll tell you.
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It's not as good
as hearing it.
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And you know that.
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We are so...
I ca--
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...so close to having
something so special about you.
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Please don't
back away now.
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Yeah, won't be as good.
I hear you.
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( car horn honks )
All right. Well...
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Okay, yeah, yeah.
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Put the mic on.
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( chuckles )
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Standing up.
Such a gentleman.
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Hey.
Thank you.
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Well, I got you
a Malbec. Oh.
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Jane: We can hear him
through her mic, yeah?
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Mm.
That's good. Okay.
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Um...
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Well, Val,
I've had a lot of time to think.
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And, um...
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Look, things aren't
really good between us.
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They're not good,
but, Mark, we love each other.
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Okay, all right.
Just let me finish. Okay.
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I don't want to make you
the bad guy here.
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It's just--
It's like...
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What happened
to our life?
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You know?
Yeah.
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And I'm
responsible too.
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I mean, I thought I was
a good sport about your career,
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and maybe
it turns out I'm...
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I'm not such
a good sport.
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And if this
is who you are,
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then I don't know
if we can-- But, no-- Okay, listen.
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This is--
This is a rough patch.
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Right?
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I'm sorry...
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that I caused
this crazy mess.
256
00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:31,667
Mark, I am.
257
00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:36,500
We've been through
so much worse than this.
258
00:11:36,583 --> 00:11:38,166
I know, I know.
Right? I mean...
259
00:11:39,083 --> 00:11:40,417
Much worse.
Yeah.
260
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:43,834
But, see, Val,
this is...
261
00:11:43,917 --> 00:11:46,375
This is totally different
from my affair.
262
00:11:46,458 --> 00:11:48,458
Or the abortion.
263
00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:52,125
I mean, your abortion
was something that you--
264
00:11:54,709 --> 00:11:56,041
What are you doing?
265
00:11:56,125 --> 00:11:57,291
I have an itch.
266
00:11:59,917 --> 00:12:01,750
Are you wearing
a wire?
267
00:12:01,834 --> 00:12:06,417
Um... I realize now that
that was a mistake.
268
00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:08,125
You know?
269
00:12:08,208 --> 00:12:10,375
Are you in
the FBI now?
270
00:12:10,458 --> 00:12:12,333
I mean, what the fuck,
right?
271
00:12:12,417 --> 00:12:15,291
Is this-- Is this what we're
doing in here, is this...
272
00:12:15,375 --> 00:12:17,375
Is this even real?
273
00:12:17,458 --> 00:12:21,041
Is there any part of you
that is real anymore?
274
00:12:21,125 --> 00:12:23,542
( stammering )
This is...
275
00:12:23,625 --> 00:12:25,041
for our love story,
okay?
276
00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:27,959
Jane made me.
She talked me into--
277
00:12:28,041 --> 00:12:29,542
Are they filming us?
278
00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:31,875
Well, I wouldn't let--
Are they filming us?
279
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:34,417
I didn't let
the cameras in.
280
00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:36,917
I didn't bring the cameras in,
Mark, out of respect to you.
281
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:40,291
You are wearing
a fucking wire!
282
00:12:42,959 --> 00:12:45,125
I'm sorry.
283
00:12:45,208 --> 00:12:46,917
I'm sorry.
284
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,083
Mark, please just
sit down, okay?
285
00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:51,500
I'm not-- Look, I'm not--
There's no mic anymore.
286
00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:53,417
I mean,
it went down my sleeve.
287
00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:56,250
And I can't fish it out
right now. But I...
288
00:12:56,333 --> 00:12:58,291
You know...
Look, okay? There.
289
00:12:58,375 --> 00:13:01,208
I blocked it.
I'm blocking it, so they can't hear me.
290
00:13:01,291 --> 00:13:03,417
They can't hear us,
so please sit down.
291
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:05,875
Mark, please sit down,
okay?
292
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:09,166
I'm not doing this
for me, okay?
293
00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:11,500
My career's fine.
294
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:12,917
Jane needs this.
295
00:13:13,041 --> 00:13:14,083
I don't.
296
00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:16,458
No, Val.
297
00:13:16,542 --> 00:13:19,375
I don't need this.
298
00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:21,875
Okay... Mark?
299
00:13:24,333 --> 00:13:25,375
Mark?
300
00:13:36,709 --> 00:13:40,542
Hey, why don't you join
your Fed friend in there for a glass of wine, Jane?
301
00:13:40,625 --> 00:13:41,959
I already
paid for it.
302
00:13:42,041 --> 00:13:43,917
Just like
everything else.
303
00:13:45,834 --> 00:13:46,875
Mark.
304
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:48,500
Marky Mark?
No, Val.
305
00:13:48,583 --> 00:13:51,500
Remember before
when I said I need distance?
306
00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:53,417
Well, more.
Lots more.
307
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,000
What does
that mean?
308
00:13:55,083 --> 00:13:57,583
Well, it means I hope
you win your Emmy.
309
00:13:57,667 --> 00:13:59,792
Hope you win your
big goddamn prize.
310
00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:02,834
Jane, I hope you win
whatever the fuck you're trying to win.
311
00:14:02,917 --> 00:14:06,000
I hope all of this
was worth something.
312
00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:08,667
So, what is this?
I finally get something,
313
00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:10,625
but it's not
about you,
314
00:14:10,709 --> 00:14:11,750
so what?
315
00:14:11,834 --> 00:14:13,083
So, what'd you get, Valerie?
What'd you get?
316
00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:14,834
You got an Emmy nomination.
317
00:14:14,917 --> 00:14:15,959
Big whoop.
318
00:14:16,041 --> 00:14:18,041
Well, it is
a big whoop.
319
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:20,750
Mark, it is a big whoop.
Just like your...
320
00:14:20,834 --> 00:14:23,750
golf trophy's a big whoop.
I made it a big whoop.
321
00:14:23,834 --> 00:14:26,959
Okay? I put it on a shelf
every time anyone came over.
322
00:14:27,041 --> 00:14:28,917
I said, "Oh, look at
Mark's golf trophy."
323
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,792
You know, it wasn't easy
to work it into conversation
324
00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:33,542
for months
afterward.
325
00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:36,709
Someone would say "Nice day,"
and I'd say, "Well, speaking of nice days,
326
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:39,041
my husband Mark
won a golf trophy."
327
00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:42,750
You know... for 14 years,
Mark, I was your cheerleader.
328
00:14:42,834 --> 00:14:45,250
No, I was your cheerleader,
Val.
329
00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:46,834
10 years.
330
00:14:46,917 --> 00:14:50,917
Ever since you were obliterated
by that fucking comeback disaster.
331
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,166
I was your
cheerleader!
332
00:14:56,625 --> 00:14:59,041
Well, I was there
for you, Mark.
333
00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:03,125
All those boring firm dinners.
And I'm sorry, but they were.
334
00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:05,208
What is it that
your company makes?
335
00:15:05,291 --> 00:15:08,542
"Well, whatever it is,
I'm sure no one's gonna manage your portfolio
336
00:15:08,625 --> 00:15:10,041
better than
my husband Mark."
337
00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:11,959
No one asked you
to do that.
338
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:16,458
Just like no one asked me
to make sure Francesca ate.
339
00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:17,875
Right? But I did.
340
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,375
I sat there
at that dinner table
341
00:15:20,458 --> 00:15:22,250
long after you
threw up your hands
342
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:24,083
and went into the other room
and watched a game.
343
00:15:24,166 --> 00:15:27,083
I sat there,
and I made sure that she ate.
344
00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:28,625
That was me,
okay?
345
00:15:28,709 --> 00:15:30,583
Making your house
a home.
346
00:15:30,667 --> 00:15:31,875
I did that.
347
00:15:31,959 --> 00:15:33,917
Okay?
And I did that
348
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,500
while I was shooting
the most challenging show of my life.
349
00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:39,458
Making my house
a home?
350
00:15:39,542 --> 00:15:40,625
Making my house
a home?
351
00:15:40,709 --> 00:15:43,417
You had 300 strangers
wreck my home.
352
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:47,709
Every time I had to use
the bathroom, there was some fat crew guy in there.
353
00:15:47,792 --> 00:15:50,500
Okay,
the same crew
354
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:53,667
that I got your nephew Tyler
a job on?
355
00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:55,709
That crew?
Oh, come on.
356
00:15:55,792 --> 00:15:57,583
That was about you
manipulating me.
357
00:15:57,667 --> 00:15:59,417
And it's always
about you.
358
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,709
I've been there
for you, Valerie,
359
00:16:01,792 --> 00:16:05,041
when no one believed in you.
I have been there for you!
360
00:16:06,834 --> 00:16:08,458
No one?
361
00:16:08,542 --> 00:16:12,125
Really? Not no one, Mark.
Because I believed in me.
362
00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:13,750
I'm not no one.
363
00:16:14,959 --> 00:16:16,458
That's not nice.
364
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:17,750
Maybe you don't
think I'm someone,
365
00:16:17,834 --> 00:16:21,291
but I have a birth certificate
that says I am.
366
00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:23,792
Maybe you should talk to
the Television Academy
367
00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:25,625
'cause they think
I'm someone.
368
00:16:25,709 --> 00:16:28,000
Okay?
They think I'm someone.
369
00:16:28,083 --> 00:16:29,959
Go cry in
your tub again.
370
00:16:30,041 --> 00:16:31,333
Yeah, really?
371
00:16:32,709 --> 00:16:34,125
This is going nowhere.
372
00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:36,000
Where is my
fucking car?!
373
00:16:37,583 --> 00:16:38,792
That's right.
That's right.
374
00:16:38,875 --> 00:16:40,333
Go back to
the Palisades, Mark.
375
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:42,333
You can yell and scream
all you want there.
376
00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:44,667
Go ahead.
I've got other things to do.
377
00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:47,000
Oh, yeah. You've always got
other things to do.
378
00:16:47,083 --> 00:16:49,458
This is your list
of things to do.
379
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,083
I am not on it.
380
00:16:52,458 --> 00:16:54,208
Sorry, I got
the wrong Mercedes.
381
00:16:54,291 --> 00:16:56,667
It's all right.
Sorry.
382
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,709
You know what?
No, do you know what?
383
00:16:58,792 --> 00:17:00,458
Do you even care
about me anymore?
384
00:17:00,542 --> 00:17:02,667
Do you care
about anyone?
385
00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:05,041
This is what you care about.
You care about this.
386
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,375
And that.
387
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:08,417
And everyone else,
including me,
388
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:09,917
is in the back seat.
389
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,583
That's right.
390
00:17:11,667 --> 00:17:14,375
That's right.
You're not in the front seat this time.
391
00:17:14,458 --> 00:17:15,750
That's right.
392
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:17,166
Sorry, little boy.
393
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:19,041
You have to ride in
the back seat now.
394
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,083
Just this one time, though.
395
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:24,208
I hope you win.
396
00:17:24,291 --> 00:17:26,458
That's all you really
care about.
397
00:17:26,542 --> 00:17:28,041
That's not true,
Mark.
398
00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:30,625
That's-- Mark.
Wait, Mark.
399
00:17:32,458 --> 00:17:34,208
Wait,
I just have to...
400
00:17:34,291 --> 00:17:36,458
say...
401
00:17:39,417 --> 00:17:41,417
This is your
Emmy ticket.
402
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:44,000
Okay? And I got your
tux dry cleaned.
403
00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:47,625
So, please come.
404
00:17:47,709 --> 00:17:49,500
Please come.
405
00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:52,250
I don't know how to
explain your absence.
406
00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:56,291
Are you even
in there anymore?
407
00:17:58,792 --> 00:18:00,959
I'm--
What does that mean?
408
00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:09,125
You're this
Valerie Cherish, right?
409
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:14,166
I have to get my car.
410
00:18:15,417 --> 00:18:17,375
Man:
Valerie, say hello to TMZ.
411
00:18:17,458 --> 00:18:19,166
Valerie!
412
00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:21,417
( line ringing )
413
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,000
You just went through
a red light.
414
00:18:23,083 --> 00:18:24,542
No, partly yellow.
415
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:26,417
Tell her, Tyler.
It was yellow.
416
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,083
Tyler:
It was red.
417
00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:30,417
Mickey:
Hello, this is he.
418
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,291
He whom you have called.
419
00:18:32,375 --> 00:18:35,917
Leave a message,
and don't be afraid to sing if the spirit moves you.
420
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,834
It's me again,
Mickey.
421
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:40,583
Already sang.
Not gonna do that again.
422
00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:42,667
So, just looking
for you.
423
00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:44,250
Worried about you.
424
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:45,750
You're worried
about Mickey?
425
00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:47,500
No,
I'm not worried.
426
00:18:47,583 --> 00:18:48,709
You just said
you were worried.
427
00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:50,792
That's just
something you say.
428
00:18:50,875 --> 00:18:53,291
More curious
than worried.
429
00:18:53,375 --> 00:18:55,792
You know, he's supposed
to show up today
430
00:18:55,875 --> 00:18:58,250
and do my hair,
and he didn't.
431
00:18:58,333 --> 00:19:01,041
Just wondering--
So much going on.
432
00:19:01,125 --> 00:19:03,000
Who dropped the ball?
433
00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:05,291
Has he ever not
shown up before?
434
00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:07,834
Well, let me check
my Palm Pilot
435
00:19:07,917 --> 00:19:10,083
that we all
used to have.
436
00:19:11,792 --> 00:19:15,333
Jane, stop looking
for drama, okay?
437
00:19:15,417 --> 00:19:16,542
I'm not worried,
438
00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:18,458
and the light was
mostly yellow.
439
00:19:18,542 --> 00:19:22,083
Take a right on Crescent
'cause I have the crew waiting to get a driving shot.
440
00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:24,959
( phone ringing )
441
00:19:25,041 --> 00:19:26,291
Hello, Mickey?
442
00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:27,792
Billy:
No, it's Billy. Oh.
443
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:31,208
Got your text.
What does, "Did you fire my keys" mean?
444
00:19:31,291 --> 00:19:33,291
Oh, no.
I was driving.
445
00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:35,500
It was,
"Did you hire Mickey?"
446
00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:36,709
For the press junket.
447
00:19:36,792 --> 00:19:38,625
Billy:
Oh, I texted him last night, why?
448
00:19:38,709 --> 00:19:40,875
Oh, he didn't
show up.
449
00:19:40,959 --> 00:19:42,291
Billy:
How's your hair?
450
00:19:42,375 --> 00:19:44,875
In process.
Had to set it myself.
451
00:19:44,959 --> 00:19:46,333
Billy:
Well, this is the big press junket.
452
00:19:46,417 --> 00:19:48,583
If the hair's not great,
stop by a blow dry bar.
453
00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:51,834
You still have time,
I use the one on Sunset, across from Chin Chin.
454
00:19:51,917 --> 00:19:55,333
Do you? All right.
Thanks, doll.
455
00:19:55,417 --> 00:19:57,959
Oh, there's the crew.
Tyler, duck down.
456
00:19:58,041 --> 00:20:00,208
Oh,
this is cool.
457
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:04,959
Maybe we'll just drive by
Mickey's apartment
458
00:20:05,041 --> 00:20:06,125
on our way to
the hotel.
459
00:20:06,208 --> 00:20:07,959
Isn't that
out of the away?
460
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,542
We're in L.A., Jane.
Every thing's out of the way.
461
00:20:10,625 --> 00:20:12,291
Is it about
his health?
462
00:20:12,375 --> 00:20:14,583
Mickey's fine,
okay?
463
00:20:20,291 --> 00:20:21,625
Mickey?
464
00:20:24,583 --> 00:20:25,959
I have to.
465
00:20:27,792 --> 00:20:30,333
Mickey,
I'm coming in.
466
00:20:30,417 --> 00:20:31,917
Jane:
Can I get the camera in first?
467
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,875
What? No. But I just--
Let me just get the camera in first.
468
00:20:33,959 --> 00:20:35,917
Oh. I have-- I...
Cameraman: Excuse me, ma'am, excuse me.
469
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,125
Valerie:
I don't like this.
470
00:20:39,417 --> 00:20:41,959
Mickey, it's me.
Holy f--
471
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:43,291
I called first.
472
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,041
Let's see.
473
00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:48,667
Oh.
Oh, no.
474
00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:50,834
Oh, no.
475
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:55,333
Oh, no.
Jane, we're too late.
476
00:20:57,917 --> 00:21:00,208
No, no.
He's breathing. Mickey.
477
00:21:00,291 --> 00:21:02,542
Mickey?
( moaning ) What's happening?
478
00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:04,792
Oh. Okay. Yeah.
Red?
479
00:21:04,875 --> 00:21:06,083
What the hell
is this?
480
00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:08,542
You didn't show up today.
I didn't know if--
481
00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:11,083
What are you doing here?
I'm naked. I'm naked, Red!
482
00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:14,291
I didn't see anything. No.
That's right, just cover yourself up.
483
00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:16,917
Yeah, that's okay, Mickey.
You just didn't show up.
484
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,917
What day is today?
485
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,166
What time is it?
It's 11:30.
486
00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:24,333
Who did your hair?
487
00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:26,166
Well, I...
Oh!
488
00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:28,000
Tyler:
Ho-ho-ho! No way!
489
00:21:28,083 --> 00:21:30,917
Tyler.
Oh, this is uncomfortable.
490
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:34,125
Juan, this is
Valerie Cherish.
491
00:21:34,208 --> 00:21:37,792
What is the camera about?
You can't show my dick on camera.
492
00:21:37,875 --> 00:21:40,166
Jane:
We can if you sign a release.
493
00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:41,542
Valerie:
Jane, no.
494
00:21:41,625 --> 00:21:43,792
This is my friend,
Juan.
495
00:21:43,875 --> 00:21:47,125
We met last night.
On "GreyDaddy.com."
496
00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:48,959
( Tyler laughs )
Tyler, not funny.
497
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,458
Come on,
be a professional.
498
00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:51,834
Okay.
Jane, let's go.
499
00:21:51,917 --> 00:21:53,041
( groans )
Ooh!
500
00:21:53,125 --> 00:21:54,917
I'm sorry!
I hit it.
501
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,417
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Everyone out, right now.
502
00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:58,792
Come on.
That's enough.
503
00:21:58,875 --> 00:22:01,792
This is private.
Cricket, come on, make a move.
504
00:22:01,875 --> 00:22:04,792
Hawk. Stop now.
Turn it around, turn it around.
505
00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:08,375
Okay. Look.
Closing it up.
506
00:22:12,125 --> 00:22:14,500
I told you.
I told you he was fine.
507
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,125
You had to
push the drama.
508
00:22:16,208 --> 00:22:17,500
I wasn't worried.
509
00:22:17,583 --> 00:22:20,208
He's more than fine, Jane.
He's having sex.
510
00:22:20,291 --> 00:22:22,542
( in Latin accent )
You can't show my dick on camera.
511
00:22:22,625 --> 00:22:24,000
( stammering )
( Tyler Laughs )
512
00:22:24,083 --> 00:22:25,500
You just have to behave.
513
00:22:25,583 --> 00:22:28,500
You can't show this.
Don't. Stop it.
514
00:22:30,792 --> 00:22:32,500
Mickey,
I am so sorry.
515
00:22:32,583 --> 00:22:37,166
What are you doing, Red?
You haven't been here since I moved in in 1993.
516
00:22:37,250 --> 00:22:39,417
You didn't show up
to do my hair.
517
00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:42,542
Oh, was I supposed
to do that? I forgot.
518
00:22:42,625 --> 00:22:45,375
Full disclosure,
I'm still a little drunk.
519
00:22:45,458 --> 00:22:47,959
Billy sent you
a text last night.
520
00:22:48,041 --> 00:22:51,583
Well, let's just say the phone
was not in my hands.
521
00:22:51,667 --> 00:22:53,709
Of course not, no.
( Tyler chuckles )
522
00:22:53,792 --> 00:22:56,834
But it's just--
You didn't answer your phone all morning,
523
00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:59,000
so when did you ever
not do that?
524
00:22:59,083 --> 00:23:00,667
Never.
Right.
525
00:23:00,750 --> 00:23:03,750
I just needed to have
a little fun, Red.
526
00:23:03,834 --> 00:23:06,041
Okay.
Now I get it, yeah.
527
00:23:06,125 --> 00:23:08,667
All right, man.
I have to take off.
528
00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:11,041
You are one
hot papi.
529
00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:14,875
Oh, why, cat and butler,
how you do go on.
530
00:23:14,959 --> 00:23:16,917
( laughs )
531
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,542
Nice to meet you.
532
00:23:18,625 --> 00:23:20,166
Nice to meet you, too.
533
00:23:20,250 --> 00:23:21,583
Mickey:
Mm-hmm...
534
00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:24,041
Dude, wait, hold on.
Can I get you to sign something?
535
00:23:24,125 --> 00:23:26,959
Jane, don't bother.
We're not using it!
536
00:23:27,041 --> 00:23:28,625
We're not using it, so...
537
00:23:29,458 --> 00:23:31,458
Mickey...
( stammering )
538
00:23:31,542 --> 00:23:34,375
Are you, um...
539
00:23:34,458 --> 00:23:36,417
physically
up for that?
540
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:38,542
Red, I' have
a lot of problems.
541
00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:40,667
That has never
been one of them.
542
00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:42,959
Okay.
( chuckles )
543
00:23:43,041 --> 00:23:44,583
Okay.
Good to know.
544
00:23:44,667 --> 00:23:47,208
Think you want to
shower first?
545
00:23:47,291 --> 00:23:48,667
Yeah.
546
00:23:51,834 --> 00:23:54,917
Yeah. No, no.
Oh, I'll call you back.
547
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,417
All right.
( chuckles )
548
00:23:58,500 --> 00:23:59,750
Did you see this,
Billy?
549
00:23:59,834 --> 00:24:01,208
Did you?
550
00:24:01,291 --> 00:24:02,834
Isn't it funny?
Can you get...?
551
00:24:04,875 --> 00:24:07,417
It's great.
Bigger than the others.
552
00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:08,583
How was Germany?
553
00:24:08,667 --> 00:24:10,417
Oh, great.
Yeah, she really loved it.
554
00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:13,458
Not as much as
the guy from Spain loved it, but she liked it, too.
555
00:24:13,542 --> 00:24:16,583
She kept saying, "Ja, ja."
So I just said it right back.
556
00:24:16,667 --> 00:24:18,458
"Ja, 'Seeing Red,' ja."
557
00:24:18,542 --> 00:24:20,125
( both laugh )
558
00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:22,125
I've never done
international press before. It's really fun, Billy.
559
00:24:22,208 --> 00:24:24,083
Well, you're killing it, Val.
Killing it.
560
00:24:24,166 --> 00:24:25,625
Oh, great.
561
00:24:25,709 --> 00:24:27,542
Okay, that's it for
international press. Now it's just social media
562
00:24:27,625 --> 00:24:28,792
for your Emmy push.
563
00:24:28,875 --> 00:24:31,041
( laughing )
564
00:24:31,125 --> 00:24:33,583
Oh, wow.
Ooh.
565
00:24:33,667 --> 00:24:35,291
Thought I was
already in that room.
566
00:24:35,375 --> 00:24:38,458
I'd hate to have to
follow Seth, huh?
567
00:24:38,542 --> 00:24:40,291
Seth's gone.
That's Paulie.
568
00:24:40,375 --> 00:24:42,250
Oh, is it?
Good for him. Good for him.
569
00:24:42,333 --> 00:24:44,291
Even though
he's not nominated
570
00:24:44,375 --> 00:24:45,959
for himself,
or the show.
571
00:24:46,041 --> 00:24:47,667
Here he is,
doing his best.
572
00:24:47,750 --> 00:24:49,417
He's a real team player.
573
00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:51,875
He owns it.
574
00:24:51,959 --> 00:24:53,709
That's right.
Well, that, too.
575
00:24:53,792 --> 00:24:55,959
Come on.
Shall we go? In a minute, Mickey.
576
00:24:56,041 --> 00:24:57,417
Valerie:
Okay, here we go.
577
00:25:01,542 --> 00:25:03,333
Is that
Valerie Cherish?
578
00:25:03,417 --> 00:25:05,250
Hello, hello, hello.
579
00:25:05,333 --> 00:25:07,625
Oh, look at
all of you.
580
00:25:07,709 --> 00:25:09,166
Just look.
581
00:25:09,250 --> 00:25:10,834
Billy:
Valerie Cherish, everyone.
582
00:25:10,917 --> 00:25:13,417
Time is limited, so why don't
we just dive right in, huh?
583
00:25:13,500 --> 00:25:14,959
( chuckles )
584
00:25:15,041 --> 00:25:17,500
Ooh, sorry.
No time for foreplay, am I right?
585
00:25:17,583 --> 00:25:19,542
( all chuckling )
586
00:25:19,625 --> 00:25:22,166
Valerie, Bob,
of "BobTV.com."
587
00:25:22,250 --> 00:25:24,208
Oh, hey.
I know of you.
588
00:25:24,291 --> 00:25:26,000
Congrats
on the show.
589
00:25:26,083 --> 00:25:29,041
Thank you,
BobTV.com.
590
00:25:29,125 --> 00:25:31,083
How's it feel
to be doing a cable show
591
00:25:31,166 --> 00:25:33,000
versus a cheesy
network sitcom?
592
00:25:33,083 --> 00:25:36,667
Well, it feels great,
Bob. It does.
593
00:25:36,750 --> 00:25:40,000
But I don't think that one
is necessarily better than the other, you know?
594
00:25:40,083 --> 00:25:42,625
'Cause they're all
entertainment,
595
00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:46,041
and I'm an entertainer, right?
I'm a storyteller.
596
00:25:46,125 --> 00:25:49,291
But those sitcoms
are so annoying with that fake laugh track.
597
00:25:49,375 --> 00:25:51,667
Well, no, no,
they're not fake.
598
00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:53,709
Those are real people
laughing.
599
00:25:53,792 --> 00:25:58,208
And I'll tell you,
we worked pretty hard to get those real people to laugh.
600
00:25:58,291 --> 00:26:00,542
Okay, maybe they're
real people... Yeah, they are.
601
00:26:00,625 --> 00:26:03,041
fake laughing.
602
00:26:03,125 --> 00:26:07,041
Agree to disagree.
Okay, Bob?
603
00:26:07,125 --> 00:26:08,041
Who else?
604
00:26:08,125 --> 00:26:10,000
Daphne
of "The Daphne Download."
605
00:26:10,083 --> 00:26:11,709
Oh,
that's a cute name.
606
00:26:11,792 --> 00:26:16,834
Can you talk a little bit
about how the women were used in "Seeing Red"?
607
00:26:16,917 --> 00:26:18,375
Sure, yeah.
Um, you know...
608
00:26:18,458 --> 00:26:21,875
in "Seeing Red,"
the women were used in all kinds of ways,
609
00:26:21,959 --> 00:26:23,583
like they are
in life. Right?
610
00:26:23,667 --> 00:26:25,917
All kinds of women,
all kinds of roles.
611
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,083
Um, you had...
612
00:26:28,166 --> 00:26:30,250
my character
was a TV star.
613
00:26:30,333 --> 00:26:32,583
But then you had...
614
00:26:32,667 --> 00:26:35,083
waitresses,
and, um...
615
00:26:35,166 --> 00:26:36,500
therapists,
616
00:26:36,583 --> 00:26:38,083
meter maids,
617
00:26:38,166 --> 00:26:39,250
strippers,
618
00:26:39,333 --> 00:26:40,417
crack addicts.
619
00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:43,333
His mother
in the flashbacks, right?
620
00:26:43,417 --> 00:26:46,458
So, I just think there's
so many parts for women
621
00:26:46,542 --> 00:26:48,709
in TV right now,
and it's just wonderful.
622
00:26:48,792 --> 00:26:53,500
Look at all the other nominees
for Best Supporting Actress. Right?
623
00:26:53,583 --> 00:26:56,417
I feel so blessed
to be in their company.
624
00:26:56,500 --> 00:27:01,417
But every woman in your series
was used in an over-sexualized way.
625
00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:03,583
Even the nurse
in the ER.
626
00:27:03,667 --> 00:27:07,500
Well, to be fair-- Mitch,
he was high in the hospital
627
00:27:07,583 --> 00:27:09,041
and had
boundary issues.
628
00:27:09,125 --> 00:27:15,000
Was it, uh,
difficult for you to do the oral sex scene
629
00:27:15,083 --> 00:27:16,458
with Seth Rogen?
630
00:27:16,542 --> 00:27:21,583
Even though, I--
I find him adorable.
631
00:27:21,667 --> 00:27:22,834
So cute.
632
00:27:22,917 --> 00:27:24,041
( Daphne snickering )
633
00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:28,458
My type.
"B-T-dubs."
634
00:27:28,542 --> 00:27:31,792
Yeah, well...
Yes, he is.
635
00:27:31,875 --> 00:27:35,333
And yes it was.
636
00:27:35,417 --> 00:27:37,417
Then why did you
agree to do it?
637
00:27:37,500 --> 00:27:41,083
Uh, well, because...
I'm an actress, darling.
638
00:27:41,166 --> 00:27:45,000
And you do what's
required for the role.
639
00:27:45,083 --> 00:27:49,166
You know? I mean,
like I said before, I'm a storyteller.
640
00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:52,875
And this was
Paulie's story
641
00:27:52,959 --> 00:27:54,709
about that time
in his life.
642
00:27:54,792 --> 00:27:58,583
And it's uncensored
because it's on a network like HBO.
643
00:27:59,709 --> 00:28:02,166
Are you saying HBO
pushes the sexual content?
644
00:28:02,250 --> 00:28:04,125
No, I'm not.
No.
645
00:28:04,208 --> 00:28:05,667
I'm not.
I'm saying that...
646
00:28:05,750 --> 00:28:11,375
Paulie G. wrote about
that time in his life.
647
00:28:11,458 --> 00:28:14,583
What about how women
are depicted in other shows?
648
00:28:14,667 --> 00:28:18,083
From "Entourage," to--
Please don't start this again.
649
00:28:18,166 --> 00:28:20,458
You just said it's
Paulie's version
650
00:28:20,542 --> 00:28:22,333
of that time in his life.
Yes.
651
00:28:22,417 --> 00:28:23,875
Did Paulie have
that much sex?
652
00:28:23,959 --> 00:28:26,500
Well,
does anyone?
653
00:28:26,583 --> 00:28:28,834
( all chuckling )
654
00:28:28,917 --> 00:28:31,709
No,
I don't know.
655
00:28:31,792 --> 00:28:33,125
That's not
what I'm saying.
656
00:28:33,208 --> 00:28:35,291
I'm saying, um...
657
00:28:36,291 --> 00:28:37,667
I don't know
what I'm saying.
658
00:28:37,750 --> 00:28:39,041
Um--
( chuckles )
659
00:28:39,125 --> 00:28:41,500
What's fabulous
about you?
660
00:28:41,583 --> 00:28:43,834
Why do we care?
661
00:28:44,834 --> 00:28:48,166
Tyler, can you get me
some water, will you? Yeah.
662
00:28:48,250 --> 00:28:49,667
You want me
to do it now?
663
00:28:49,750 --> 00:28:51,583
Valerie:
Please, yeah. Thank you.
664
00:28:51,667 --> 00:28:53,250
Appreciate it,
yeah.
665
00:28:53,333 --> 00:28:55,500
Can we talk about some of
the symbolism in "Seeing Red"?
666
00:28:55,583 --> 00:28:58,500
Sure, yeah.
Just gonna have some water.
667
00:28:58,583 --> 00:29:00,041
Your character
Mallory... Yeah, you can talk...
668
00:29:00,125 --> 00:29:03,375
...represents show business.
Okay.
669
00:29:03,458 --> 00:29:05,125
...and Mitch's hatred for
that part of himself
670
00:29:05,208 --> 00:29:08,125
that craves the spotlight,
just like his body craves the heroin.
671
00:29:08,208 --> 00:29:13,291
And in detox, when he
hallucinates burying you alive in the desert,
672
00:29:13,375 --> 00:29:15,250
he's trying to kill
that part in him,
673
00:29:15,333 --> 00:29:17,917
in all of us that needs
so much approval from the outside world.
674
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,417
It's not a show business story
so much as a human story.
675
00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:24,250
We need to stop being addicted
to other people's versions of ourselves.
676
00:29:24,333 --> 00:29:27,166
Mitch is Mallory,
right?
677
00:29:28,625 --> 00:29:31,417
I have no idea.
678
00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:33,250
Just, you know...
679
00:29:33,333 --> 00:29:37,792
Wish I had you six months ago
when I was laying in bed staring at the ceiling,
680
00:29:37,875 --> 00:29:40,208
thinking,
"What does it all mean?!"
681
00:29:40,291 --> 00:29:43,500
Right?
Just-- That's what-- ( all chuckling )
682
00:29:43,583 --> 00:29:46,583
What about the rumors
that doing the show destroyed your marriage?
683
00:29:46,667 --> 00:29:49,500
Oh.
Uh, not true. No.
684
00:29:49,583 --> 00:29:51,834
I'm happily married.
685
00:29:51,917 --> 00:29:54,667
Just a quick
follow-up question.
686
00:29:54,750 --> 00:29:56,458
Have you been
to TMZ?
687
00:29:56,542 --> 00:29:59,417
Oh, that, yeah.
Well, no, that--
688
00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:00,959
that was
a misunderstanding
689
00:30:01,041 --> 00:30:03,250
between
my husband and I.
690
00:30:03,333 --> 00:30:08,166
And that's also
part of this documentary we're doing for HBO.
691
00:30:08,250 --> 00:30:09,834
That's what
these cameras are for.
692
00:30:09,917 --> 00:30:13,417
That one is, you know,
more about...
693
00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:19,083
just a realistic view
about how hard marriage can be sometimes.
694
00:30:19,166 --> 00:30:22,792
So that story--
Again, I'm a storyteller.
695
00:30:22,875 --> 00:30:24,583
Bob:
What's the documentary called?
696
00:30:24,667 --> 00:30:27,458
Um... ( stammering )
You'll have to ask Jane.
697
00:30:27,542 --> 00:30:29,750
That's Jane Benson.
She has an Oscar.
698
00:30:29,834 --> 00:30:34,000
So, here's your chance
to plug the movie, Jane.
699
00:30:34,083 --> 00:30:35,625
What are you
calling it?
700
00:30:35,709 --> 00:30:39,834
Well, the working title is
"The Assassination of Valerie Cherish."
701
00:30:39,917 --> 00:30:42,583
Okay, well...
702
00:30:42,667 --> 00:30:44,875
in other words,
we're still working on the title.
703
00:30:44,959 --> 00:30:49,208
Does the assassination refer
to how many times he tries to kill you in "Seeing Red"?
704
00:30:49,291 --> 00:30:50,875
Yes.
705
00:30:50,959 --> 00:30:53,375
Look at you.
Always thinking.
706
00:30:54,750 --> 00:30:56,417
Billy:
Good. Great. Thank you, everybody.
707
00:30:56,500 --> 00:30:58,834
Valerie: Thank you.
I think that's all the time I have.
708
00:30:58,917 --> 00:31:00,792
So, appreciate it.
709
00:31:00,875 --> 00:31:03,000
Billy:
The elevator's going down.
710
00:31:03,083 --> 00:31:05,917
But we are going up.
711
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,417
Valerie:
Everyone hungry?
712
00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:08,959
Should we go somewhere?
My treat.
713
00:31:09,041 --> 00:31:10,834
Paulie:
Hold it!
714
00:31:10,917 --> 00:31:12,000
Oh, there he is.
715
00:31:12,083 --> 00:31:13,333
Hey.
716
00:31:13,417 --> 00:31:14,458
Val and the circus.
717
00:31:14,542 --> 00:31:16,458
How's everyone?
718
00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:18,375
Good, yeah.
719
00:31:18,458 --> 00:31:20,583
? ?
720
00:31:23,041 --> 00:31:24,959
Well, if this thing crashes,
it couldn't be any worse than
721
00:31:25,041 --> 00:31:27,542
being in another room
with the press, am I right?
722
00:31:27,625 --> 00:31:29,500
That's right.
( laughs )
723
00:31:29,583 --> 00:31:32,000
You should be so proud
of yourself, though, Paulie.
724
00:31:32,083 --> 00:31:34,875
So many of them love the show,
love your work.
725
00:31:34,959 --> 00:31:36,417
Yeah, now all I need
is a time machine
726
00:31:36,500 --> 00:31:38,625
so I can go back and get them
registered as Emmy voters.
727
00:31:38,709 --> 00:31:40,458
( all chuckle )
728
00:31:41,834 --> 00:31:43,750
Hey, you going to
Juna's big party?
729
00:31:43,834 --> 00:31:45,083
Uh-huh, yeah.
Sure.
730
00:31:45,166 --> 00:31:47,250
Any chance
I can tag along, or are you booked?
731
00:31:47,333 --> 00:31:48,375
I only have
the plus one.
732
00:31:48,458 --> 00:31:50,208
You're booked.
Cool. Yeah.
733
00:31:50,291 --> 00:31:51,250
Mickey,
you going?
734
00:31:51,333 --> 00:31:52,959
Mm-hmm.
Every year.
735
00:31:54,917 --> 00:31:55,875
Billy, you--?
736
00:31:55,959 --> 00:31:57,125
Billy: No.
737
00:31:59,834 --> 00:32:01,000
All right.
See you at the Emmys.
738
00:32:01,083 --> 00:32:02,041
Oh, are you going?
739
00:32:02,125 --> 00:32:03,375
Paulie: Yep.
740
00:32:03,458 --> 00:32:06,458
Singer:
? I can feel it coming in the air tonight ?
741
00:32:06,542 --> 00:32:07,834
See you there!
742
00:32:07,917 --> 00:32:08,917
? Oh Lord ?
743
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,667
You guys know where
you want to go?
744
00:32:11,709 --> 00:32:14,667
? And I've been waiting
for this moment ?
745
00:32:14,750 --> 00:32:17,208
? For all my life ?
746
00:32:18,250 --> 00:32:20,000
? Oh Lord ?
747
00:32:20,917 --> 00:32:22,375
? Oh Lord ?
748
00:32:22,425 --> 00:32:26,975
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