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Valerie:
Yeah, won't be home for dinner again.
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Yeah.
Well, Mark,
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I wasn't expecting it
to go this late, though.
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Oh, no. You know,
it's not sitcom hours.
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It's more
unpredictable now.
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If these hours keep up,
I'm going to need a better chair.
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Ooh. I've got one
with the lumbar support thing
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and the cup holder.
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$400, but worth it.
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Mark, I'd better hang up,
so I can actually get home.
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( phone beeps )
Oh. Hi, Ron.
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Didn't hear your chair.
So quiet. ( laughs )
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Well, today was a great day.
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Oh, yeah, I thought so.
So glad you did too.
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So I wanted to discuss
some changes coming up in the script,
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which will be affecting
scheduling and-- and other things.
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Sure, yeah. Sure.
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Unfortunately,
the Mallory-at-home scenes--
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we're losing them.
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Why? Did, um...
Did Paulie G. say why?
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Not a creative decision.
It's the budget.
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They cut $100,000.
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Okay. Just...
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You know, because...
( stammers )
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It's just that, you know,
the whole... ( clears throat )
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There's a whole other side
of my character, you know,
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that's lost, right,
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and just won't
get fleshed out.
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I'm cutting the fat,
and her house location,
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with only six episodes,
is impossible to amortize.
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Six?
I was hoping to get 26.
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26? This isn't
"The Rockford Files."
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No, it isn't.
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I don't make this budget.
I just have to live with it.
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Okay. Wow, okay.
That's a big loss... Hmm.
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...for-- just, you know,
worried about the show,
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'cause I just want
Paulie's vision to get realized.
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You know? Characters won't
get fleshed out
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like he wanted, so--
Oh, he must be so mad.
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Aw.
Yeah, that's too bad.
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Wonder if they thought
of absolutely everything,
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'cause money guys
don't think creatively. Let me just...
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I'm going to-- wait a second.
Hey, Ron?
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Ron? Ron!
Just a quick-- I want to...
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Hey. Have you thought
of absolutely everything?
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Val!
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Had to, Mark. Had to.
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If I hadn't offered up
our house,
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all the Mallory home stuff
would go.
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So what?
So what? So what?
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Then all the audience
would see of me
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is that I'm
this screaming sitcom star driving him to drugs.
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You know?
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The-- the home stuff
gives me an inner life,
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makes me more sympathetic.
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Well, I thought
the character wasn't you.
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It's not. It's Mallory.
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It's not, but got
to keep her likeable. You know?
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And the home stuff
did that.
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The drinking alone,
the crying in the tub, you know?
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Finding a stray cat
and it scratches her-- need it.
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Need it. Mitch would have
no place to stalk me.
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That's half my arc.
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So, what, the whole crew
is going to move in here?
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Not move in.
Not move in.
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Just visit, you know,
for a day or two.
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A day or two?
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Per episode.
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See, I...
There's only six.
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There's only six.
That's nothing, Mark. Six.
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You know.
And, um, Seth Rogen will be shooting here.
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He's going to be here?
Mm-hmm.
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Seth Rogen is going to be
in our house?
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Mm-hmm.
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That's cool.
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Mmm. See?
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Why don't I ever
start with that?
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Six episodes.
Won't even be in your way.
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Oh, yeah, well, you know...
( laughs )
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Excuse me.
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I'm in his way.
( laughs )
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Well, it's a big shooting day
at the Cherish-Berman house.
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Mark: Valerie?
Yeah? Right here.
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I can't get to
the Nespresso pods.
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I need my coffee, Val.
I know. Well, you know what?
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You can pull the tape off, Mark.
That's all right.
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It's not a crime scene.
You can touch it. ( laughs ) Excuse me.
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He gets so grumpy
when he doesn't have his coffee in the morning.
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There's--
Oh. Oh.
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Look at this.
Okay. I'll do it. Look. Okay?
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Look at that. Ooh. ( gasps )
Did that just--
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Is the paint peeling off?
Is that what's going on?
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Don't worry.
Production will have to pay for it. You know?
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Just... okay.
Here, can't worry about it.
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Jesus.
Can't worry about it. You know?
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Got a big day today.
I'm going to the Groundlings.
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That new coffee place
on San Vicente?
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No. An adorable civilian.
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( laughs )
A coffee place.
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No, it's a very famous
improv company, Mark. All right?
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And I'm taking a class,
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so I can learn me
some improv-ing.
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Want to go toe-to-toe
with Seth. Seth Rogen.
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Where's, uh, the machine?
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Well... there it is. Look.
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It's right up there.
It's way up there.
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( Mark sighs )
So. Here comes Esperanza, okay?
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So, she'll help you.
( sighs )
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'Morning, dear. Hi, doll.
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Can you help Mr. Mark,
please,
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get all the stuff
that he needs and put it all
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in the, uh,
laundry room or garage?
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Val?
Okay? So, it's convenient.
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Yeah. Got to go.
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I've got to go. Late.
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Esperanza: Miss Val?
Yeah?
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Lo tiene por fuera.
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Okay. I see.
Thank you for that.
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You don't have to...
see that.
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Oh, look at that.
Mirror, mirror, in my hall.
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( laughs )
What's this for, huh?
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Uh, Mallory's bedroom.
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Oh. No, no,
that's not my taste, at all. I...
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But you're Valerie.
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That's right!
Yeah, no, it's not me. My character.
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( laughs )
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Thank you.
Go, go, go.
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Oh, there's another way
that Mallory and I are different.
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Mallory likes to
watch herself during sex.
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Woman: Great!
Climb those ladders, guys.
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Great. Good!
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Great climbing the ladder!
Good.
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Ignore the camera, guys.
Ignore the cameras!
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They're my--
not me, though. Right?
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Teacher:
Good! Great!
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Climb the ladder!
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Don't think, guys.
Don't think.
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Let your body
go with the flow
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of my suggestions!
That's good.
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Okay, now, we're sewing,
everybody.
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Sewing. Good.
Just all of a sudden? Okay.
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Sew. Everybody, sew. Great.
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And now the sewing
turns into a lasso,
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so swing that rope.
Right.
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Swing that rope. Great.
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Come on. Good! Good!
Get into it!
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( all cheering )
Yeah!
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Yee-haw!
Teacher: Looking good!
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And now you're chopping meat.
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Chopping meat.
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Hope it's not the cow
I just lassoed. It was a baby.
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( laughs )
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( laughs ) Okay.
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Teacher:
Great, everybody!
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Okay. Thank you.
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Teacher: Excellent.
Excellent work. Okay.
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I--
That's great.
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I think we're
all warmed up... Yeah.
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...so I'd like to start
with a round of scenes.
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Mm-hmm.
Okay?
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So who would like
to go first? I will.
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Okay, great!
Yeah, Valerie Cherish.
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Right, you said that.
Right.
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Okay, good.
I just don't want-- I just, you know,
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don't want the others
to feel intimidated, you know?
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Just 'cause I'm an actress
and, you know,
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I'm a professional.
Even though, not at this, I'm not.
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But want to make them
feel comfortable, you know.
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So don't worry.
I'm at your level.
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Okay, great.
Yeah.
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Uh, what's your name?
Schaemus.
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Schaemus.
That's funny already.
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Isn't it?
Teacher: It is. ( laughs )
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Okay.
So let's start with you two, and everyone else down!
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Okay. Sure.
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( all cheer )
Thank you.
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Okay, great.
So I'm going to give you two occupations...
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Uh-huh.
...and then I want you guys
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just to jump in
and go for it.
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Schaemus: Right.
Okay, great.
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So, Schaemus,
let's give you candy maker.
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Okay.
Oh, that's good.
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And Valerie?
Uh-huh?
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A miner.
Uh-huh.
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Okay.
Yeah. Just one question.
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Is it minor like under 21,
or miner like coal-miner miner?
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Teacher:
You show me.
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I will show you.
Teacher: Okay!
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Okay.
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Okay, let's give them
some love and applause!
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Okay.
( all cheer )
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Thank you.
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I chose coal miner.
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Teacher: Valerie.
Yeah.
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Stay in the scene.
Yes.
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Don't-- don't tell me
what you're going to do.
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Show me what
you're gonna do. Show it.
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Yeah!
Okay.
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( whispering )
Do you want to go first?
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Teacher:
Don't whisper. Just stay in the scene.
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Right. Yeah. I am.
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I hope the miners
enjoy this taffy I've prepared.
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Well, I don't know what kind
of candy you're making,
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but I'm a coal miner.
( Mickey laughs )
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( laughs )
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It's taffy.
For a fireplace.
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Now what?
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Valerie, don't tell me
what you're doing. Show me!
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No, I know, but we both
spoke at the same time. So now what?
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You forgot the doves!
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There's nothing to pull
out of this hat. ( all laugh )
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Woman:
Bad news. I also forgot my pants.
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( all laugh )
Okay, great! Great, guys!
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( all cheer )
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Very good!
Okay, let's take 15 and meet back here.
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15? Yeah.
( all chattering )
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All right, that was fun.
That was so fun.
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See where Mickey is,
where Mickey got to.
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Oh, there he is.
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Mickey, I don't know
when you left.
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Did you see the improv
where I was the home-- the homeless improv?
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I played a hobo
with a funny voice, carrying a big stick.
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( laughs )
Right, right.
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He's on the phone.
Thank you very much.
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Sorry I missed
that one, Red.
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Oh, that's all right.
Such a shame, though,
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'cause I think
you would have gotten a big kick out of it.
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You know?
And then, Jane, you would have had someone to cut to
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just to show
that I'm, you know,
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really good at improvs.
Oh, well.
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Didn't want to miss a thing,
but I really had to take this call
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from "The Island
Of Doctor Moreau" clinic... Oh.
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...with my test results.
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Oh, okay. Test?
Did the rabbit die? ( laughs )
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Well, they think
they might have possibly found some form of cancer.
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Oh.
Aunt Val, can I do one?
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What? Do what?
Improv.
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Oh. Yeah.
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Oh, that's what I did.
Yeah.
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This is the pick-axe.
Right.
241
00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,467
No, I'm having a conversation
with Mickey right now, so...
242
00:10:02,467 --> 00:10:04,767
Where did you get those chips?
Over there.
243
00:10:04,767 --> 00:10:06,900
Oh, why don't you
bring some for Mickey?
244
00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:08,734
Yeah. Thank you.
And a water.
245
00:10:08,734 --> 00:10:12,467
Yeah. So, is everything--
is everything okay?
246
00:10:12,467 --> 00:10:15,133
I'm fine! You know me, Red.
247
00:10:15,133 --> 00:10:17,200
I've had
so many skin cancers removed,
248
00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,433
I count it
as major weight-loss.
249
00:10:19,433 --> 00:10:20,800
Okay. ( laughs )
That's good.
250
00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:23,367
Okay. Good. Yeah.
Don't give it a second thought.
251
00:10:23,367 --> 00:10:26,433
Okay. I won't.
I'm strong, like bull.
252
00:10:26,433 --> 00:10:28,300
( laughs )
Now that's a good accent.
253
00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:29,934
You know, maybe you
should be a Groundling,
254
00:10:29,934 --> 00:10:32,066
or you should be up
on that stage instead of me.
255
00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:34,233
( laughs ) Oh.
Not as fast as you. Right?
256
00:10:34,233 --> 00:10:35,967
Well... ( laughs )
Oh, food.
257
00:10:35,967 --> 00:10:38,400
Yeah. Why don't you eat?
Thank you.
258
00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:40,033
That's good.
My blood sugar.
259
00:10:40,033 --> 00:10:43,567
( laughs )
Thank you. Thank you.
260
00:10:43,567 --> 00:10:46,166
Okay, yell out an occupation
for Valerie.
261
00:10:46,166 --> 00:10:48,934
Bartender!
Teacher: I heard bartender! Great.
262
00:10:48,934 --> 00:10:50,834
Bartender.
Okay, and one for Rick?
263
00:10:50,834 --> 00:10:53,500
Woman:
House-husband! House-husband.
264
00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:56,367
Okay, so a bartender
and a house-husband.
265
00:10:56,367 --> 00:10:59,367
Let's give them some applause!
( all cheer )
266
00:11:00,767 --> 00:11:03,300
Boy, do I need a drink.
267
00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:05,533
I don't work anymore,
so sometimes
268
00:11:05,533 --> 00:11:07,633
an afternoon drink
just hits the spot.
269
00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:10,834
Mm-hmm.
Well, only two reasons to be out of work--
270
00:11:10,834 --> 00:11:13,667
bad economy or cancer.
Do you have cancer?
271
00:11:13,667 --> 00:11:16,567
Okay, guys, let's hold it there
for a second. Okay?
272
00:11:16,567 --> 00:11:18,133
Yeah.
There are some topics
273
00:11:18,133 --> 00:11:20,734
that we find
that just don't play funny.
274
00:11:20,734 --> 00:11:24,600
Right? Nothing's off limits,
but things like cancer--
275
00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:27,233
they are just really hard
and tricky to make funny.
276
00:11:27,233 --> 00:11:28,567
Right.
Because they're not funny.
277
00:11:28,567 --> 00:11:30,066
Teacher:
Not funny, exactly. Okay.
278
00:11:30,066 --> 00:11:32,033
Teacher:
All right. Let's try two new professions.
279
00:11:32,033 --> 00:11:34,567
Valerie: Good.
All right. Good. So, um, Valerie?
280
00:11:34,567 --> 00:11:35,800
Mm-hmm.
New mom.
281
00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:37,967
And Rick, for you, baker.
Oh. Baker's good.
282
00:11:37,967 --> 00:11:39,967
Let's give them applause!
Okay.
283
00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:42,133
( all cheer, laugh )
284
00:11:46,834 --> 00:11:49,100
I'm baking this cake
for me today,
285
00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:50,967
for a change.
It's my birthday.
286
00:11:50,967 --> 00:11:53,400
( scattered laughter )
Well, what sign are you?
287
00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:56,633
Cancer?
My bad. My bad. Okay.
288
00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,433
Um, let's pick
a different sign.
289
00:11:58,433 --> 00:12:00,533
What's the one with the crab?
Um, cancer.
290
00:12:00,533 --> 00:12:02,633
Okay. Did it again.
Teacher: Just stay with it.
291
00:12:02,633 --> 00:12:04,300
Valerie:
Just keep saying it. Okay. Um...
292
00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:08,166
Um... I asked a question too.
That's the big problem.
293
00:12:08,166 --> 00:12:10,533
And I just dropped my baby.
( laughs )
294
00:12:10,533 --> 00:12:11,900
Okay. Stay in the scene.
295
00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:14,900
Mark:
Look, there he is. Seth Rogen's in our house.
296
00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,500
( woman on walkie-talkie )
Ready, ready. Okay, we're ready.
297
00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:20,000
Now, what are they doing?
298
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,834
Just some last-minute tweaks
to the shot--
299
00:12:21,834 --> 00:12:24,834
you know, lighting,
sound-- just make sure it's just right.
300
00:12:24,834 --> 00:12:26,233
Shayna?
301
00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:29,867
( whispers )
302
00:12:29,867 --> 00:12:32,667
All right, there are
too many people in this hallway near the monitors.
303
00:12:32,667 --> 00:12:35,500
If you don't need to
be here, leave. Yeah, let's go.
304
00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:37,834
That's my cue
to go to craft service.
305
00:12:37,834 --> 00:12:39,700
Yeah. Okay.
306
00:12:39,700 --> 00:12:41,300
Let's go.
Did she mean us?
307
00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:42,934
Yes.
( laughs ) She does.
308
00:12:42,934 --> 00:12:44,367
That's rude.
Our house.
309
00:12:44,367 --> 00:12:46,200
Welcome to my world, huh?
310
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,300
And this thing.
Is this really necessary?
311
00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:49,900
I mean, it's one step.
312
00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:52,233
I know they've got to
carry a bunch of heavy stuff,
313
00:12:52,233 --> 00:12:54,467
but do they really need
this ramp?
314
00:12:54,467 --> 00:12:56,266
Well...
Hi, Ron.
315
00:12:56,266 --> 00:13:00,066
Ah. So glad you made it
to location.
316
00:13:00,066 --> 00:13:01,967
Didn't know you'd be here.
Excuse me.
317
00:13:01,967 --> 00:13:04,300
Didn't...
Why?
318
00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:06,867
Well, just--
I didn't know line producers came to location.
319
00:13:06,867 --> 00:13:08,800
I didn't know that.
I didn't know that.
320
00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:10,200
This is my husband Mark,
right here.
321
00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:11,567
Coming through.
This is Ron.
322
00:13:11,567 --> 00:13:13,266
Producer.
Hi, Mark.
323
00:13:13,266 --> 00:13:14,600
Nice to meet you.
Oh...
324
00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,033
Thanks for letting us
use your house.
325
00:13:16,033 --> 00:13:18,266
( laughs )
You saved the show.
326
00:13:18,266 --> 00:13:20,000
Valerie: Well...
It's nice to meet you too.
327
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,166
Man: Hey, Ron, can I see you?
Valerie: Yeah, okay.
328
00:13:24,467 --> 00:13:25,967
Coming through.
329
00:13:25,967 --> 00:13:28,900
Let's get you something to eat,
my man who saved the show.
330
00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:31,567
So, uh, what happened
to that producer guy?
331
00:13:31,567 --> 00:13:35,633
Um, well, the, um...
332
00:13:35,633 --> 00:13:37,000
scuttlebutt is that,
333
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:40,100
uh, he was a stuntman and
got hit by a big movie truck,
334
00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:41,934
so they made him
a producer. Sorry.
335
00:13:41,934 --> 00:13:44,967
Well, that's smart, you know?
Avoid the lawsuit?
336
00:13:44,967 --> 00:13:48,800
Jane, don't-- probably don't
want to put that out there.
337
00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:51,967
What he said. You know?
338
00:13:51,967 --> 00:13:54,800
Okay.
Can I meet Seth Rogen now?
339
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,333
You just keep telling me
to wait.
340
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:58,367
Yeah, well, but--
because, you know,
341
00:13:58,367 --> 00:14:00,400
they're just shooting
his part of the scene first.
342
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:03,567
So, they-- oh, sorry.
Look out.
343
00:14:03,567 --> 00:14:05,734
He probably doesn't want
to get distracted.
344
00:14:05,734 --> 00:14:08,000
Well, I don't think
saying hi is going to ruin his performance.
345
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,734
Well, actors can be tricky.
346
00:14:09,734 --> 00:14:11,967
You know? So...
347
00:14:11,967 --> 00:14:14,467
Well, you know what?
They're just--
348
00:14:14,467 --> 00:14:16,300
they're setting the shot.
I think maybe we have time.
349
00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:17,567
Let's go.
Okay.
350
00:14:17,567 --> 00:14:18,967
But we have to hurry, okay?
All right.
351
00:14:18,967 --> 00:14:20,133
So, let's just--
Woman: Okay, people!
352
00:14:20,133 --> 00:14:22,233
Ready, ready!
One minute until picture!
353
00:14:22,233 --> 00:14:24,133
No. Can't do it. Sorry.
What?
354
00:14:24,133 --> 00:14:26,667
No. Just...
Will: I need another five!
355
00:14:26,667 --> 00:14:28,734
That's-- oh, we can go.
That's okay. Five.
356
00:14:28,734 --> 00:14:30,700
Woman:
We've got to go now! Ooh. I--
357
00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:32,834
I don't know what's happening.
You're making me nervous.
358
00:14:32,834 --> 00:14:35,333
I need five!
Okay! Five minutes!
359
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:36,367
Good. Let's go.
360
00:14:36,367 --> 00:14:38,000
Hurry.
361
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,400
( knocking )
362
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,033
Oh, hi.
363
00:14:42,033 --> 00:14:43,767
( Valerie laughs )
Hi, Seth.
364
00:14:43,767 --> 00:14:45,100
Hi. How's it going?
Good.
365
00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:46,200
Mark: Hey.
366
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:47,533
Just wanted you to meet
my husband, Mark.
367
00:14:47,533 --> 00:14:49,200
Hi, Mark.
I'm Seth. Nice meeting you.
368
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,533
I'd get out.
The A.D. will yell at me if I do, though,
369
00:14:51,533 --> 00:14:54,834
while I'm lighting,
but, uh, nice meeting you. Yeah.
370
00:14:54,834 --> 00:14:56,166
You're married
to a wonderful lady.
371
00:14:56,166 --> 00:14:58,467
Oh, yeah.
Thank you, thank you.
372
00:14:58,467 --> 00:15:00,266
I love your car.
373
00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:01,900
Oh. Well, thank you.
374
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:04,066
And, uh, I'll make sure
to tell the prop guy
375
00:15:04,066 --> 00:15:06,467
who bought it
that you said that, 'cause it's not my car.
376
00:15:06,467 --> 00:15:09,967
Oh, it's not your car.
No. Not my car. Not my heroin.
377
00:15:09,967 --> 00:15:13,900
Not my arm. Not my gun.
Hey! Hey!
378
00:15:13,900 --> 00:15:15,400
No, none of it's mine.
379
00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:18,166
I'm actually being
operated by a prop guy through a hole in the car.
380
00:15:18,166 --> 00:15:20,100
He has his hand
up my ass right now.
381
00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:21,400
( both laugh )
382
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:23,066
Yeah.
See, in this scene, um...
383
00:15:23,066 --> 00:15:26,300
Mitch, that's the fictitional
Paulie G. character...
384
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,400
Yeah.
...you know, has come to the house to shoot me.
385
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:29,700
Right?
386
00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:31,834
Just like every writer wants
to do to their actor, right?
387
00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:33,700
That's why you've got to write
your own stuff.
388
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,934
Well, okay.
( laughs )
389
00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:38,000
Anyway, so he sits
out here in his car,
390
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,300
and then I'm up in
the bedroom window up there
391
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:42,467
calling the network
to complain about the script,
392
00:15:42,467 --> 00:15:44,767
which you know I never did.
Never did it. You know?
393
00:15:44,767 --> 00:15:47,700
Spoiler alert.
Doesn't kill me!
394
00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:49,600
( laughs ) Cool.
395
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:50,900
Yeah.
Really cool.
396
00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:52,400
Yeah.
397
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,433
Woman:
Picture up! And, Valerie, you've been invited
398
00:15:54,433 --> 00:15:56,033
to hair and makeup!
399
00:15:56,033 --> 00:15:57,900
Okay!
Jesus.
400
00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:59,667
Someone should tell
Sheena Of The Jungle
401
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,133
they invented this new thing
called a walkie-talkie.
402
00:16:02,133 --> 00:16:04,066
That's right. Yelling.
Because she's yelling.
403
00:16:04,066 --> 00:16:06,066
Okay.
So, we'll leave you to it.
404
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,600
Okay?
405
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,867
Well, you know,
I think I'm just going to hang for a minute.
406
00:16:09,867 --> 00:16:12,967
Well, he may want to prepare.
Ooh, he can hang.
407
00:16:12,967 --> 00:16:15,300
Yeah. Just getting in the,
you know,
408
00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:18,300
drug-fueled-killing-spree
mind state. ( both laughing )
409
00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:21,066
Pretty much there already.
Valerie: Oh, no.
410
00:16:21,066 --> 00:16:22,500
( laughs )
Okay.
411
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:25,166
I'll be in that stink
hole of a trailer!
412
00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:28,133
Try the potstickers!
They're delish.
413
00:16:28,133 --> 00:16:31,400
Okay, doll, I will.
( laughs )
414
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:35,066
Tyler? Doll? Listen.
Do something for me, okay?
415
00:16:35,066 --> 00:16:37,200
Um, just keep
an eye on Mickey, okay?
416
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,266
And if he wants
any food or water,
417
00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:41,000
you get it for him. Okay?
418
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,100
Like a servant?
419
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:45,033
Yeah.
Also known as a set P.A.
420
00:16:45,033 --> 00:16:46,667
That's your job on the show.
421
00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:48,767
Yeah, I don't want
to do that anymore. I want to do that.
422
00:16:48,767 --> 00:16:51,867
You want to be the star
of the show?
423
00:16:51,867 --> 00:16:55,100
Yeah.
I think I'd be good at it.
424
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:56,734
Do you?
Yeah.
425
00:16:56,734 --> 00:16:59,767
Okay. Well, why don't we just
let Seth have his job tonight
426
00:16:59,767 --> 00:17:01,900
and you can do
your job tonight? All right?
427
00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:03,767
Keep an eye
on Mickey for me.
428
00:17:06,533 --> 00:17:08,900
Jane:
Why are you concerned about Mickey?
429
00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:10,734
Well, I'm not. I'm just--
you know, it's late,
430
00:17:10,734 --> 00:17:12,467
or it's going
to be a late night. You know?
431
00:17:12,467 --> 00:17:14,266
And he never--
he doesn't hydrate.
432
00:17:14,266 --> 00:17:15,867
So, Jane, don't. Okay?
433
00:17:15,867 --> 00:17:18,200
Don't do it. Mark?
434
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:21,266
What are... you smoking?
435
00:17:21,266 --> 00:17:23,233
Is that... What...
436
00:17:23,233 --> 00:17:26,033
Yeah. Seth gave it to me.
437
00:17:26,033 --> 00:17:27,867
On camera?
438
00:17:29,467 --> 00:17:31,800
Yeah. Okay.
You know what?
439
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,266
We've got a problem.
440
00:17:33,266 --> 00:17:36,066
Okay?
Tyler doesn't want to do his job anymore. Okay?
441
00:17:36,066 --> 00:17:38,033
Because, you know,
he decided
442
00:17:38,033 --> 00:17:40,300
he wants to be a movie star,
because he showed up.
443
00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:42,667
That whole generation,
you know,
444
00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:45,033
has been treated like,
"Oh, you showed up? Here's a trophy,"
445
00:17:45,033 --> 00:17:47,567
and, "Oh, you ate a full meal.
Here's a trophy for you."
446
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:50,800
( sighs ) I know.
Just...
447
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:53,767
Saving that for later?
448
00:17:53,767 --> 00:17:54,900
Yeah.
449
00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:56,567
Okay, good.
450
00:17:56,567 --> 00:17:59,500
Valerie:
Look at Seth. So good. Comedy and drama.
451
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:03,266
Are those heavy lights going
to leave divots on the lawn?
452
00:18:03,266 --> 00:18:05,033
I have no idea.
453
00:18:06,633 --> 00:18:09,333
I just re-sodded
that whole front section.
454
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:10,734
Well...
Shayna?
455
00:18:10,734 --> 00:18:12,500
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
456
00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:16,734
Again!
There are too many people in this hallway
457
00:18:16,734 --> 00:18:19,467
near the monitors.
If you don't need to be here, leave.
458
00:18:19,467 --> 00:18:21,367
Got it, okay.
Marky Mark, let's go.
459
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:24,300
What, again?
Come on. We're in the way.
460
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:26,533
Val, when are they
going to leave?
461
00:18:26,533 --> 00:18:29,333
Well, making TV takes time.
How much time? I need to sleep.
462
00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:31,266
We'll figure something out.
463
00:18:31,266 --> 00:18:34,600
( sighs )
I just don't get why they're following us.
464
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,033
We're just
going to sleep.
465
00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:39,100
Jane, you know, thinks
it's an interesting story,
466
00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:41,633
fleeing our house
in the middle of the night
467
00:18:41,633 --> 00:18:44,333
to stay at one of
our rental properties. Epic.
468
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:47,700
( laughs )
Don't be cute, Val. I'm not in the mood.
469
00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:50,066
This is supposed to be
behind-the-scenes only.
470
00:18:50,066 --> 00:18:52,266
Well, she's getting
a cute butt shot. ( laughs )
471
00:18:52,266 --> 00:18:55,100
It's bad enough
the only building we fucking own
472
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:57,100
is all the way
in fucking Hollywood.
473
00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:59,600
I offered to pay for a room
at The Peninsula.
474
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:02,600
You know, but...
( laughs )
475
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,600
Wouldn't be the first time
I paid a hot guy
476
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:07,000
to spend the night
with me at a hotel.
477
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,800
Jane, no, we're-- we're done.
There's no more cameras for tonight.
478
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,800
Well...
Jane: I'm sorry, but I need to cover this.
479
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:14,200
Yeah. You know, I mean,
we're still talking, Mark,
480
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,600
so as long as we're talking,
we're not done.
481
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,266
I know. We're never done.
482
00:19:17,266 --> 00:19:19,367
We are never done!
483
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,700
Peeling paint,
scratched floors, now the lawn--
484
00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:23,834
Okay. Jane, it's small.
485
00:19:23,834 --> 00:19:25,533
It's a studio.
Well...
486
00:19:25,533 --> 00:19:30,734
Go. I trust you lucky people
all have quiet homes to go home to.
487
00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:32,467
Go.
488
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:34,834
( door clanging )
Mark: Jesus.
489
00:19:34,834 --> 00:19:36,367
All right,
Val's still mic'ed,
490
00:19:36,367 --> 00:19:38,533
so just fish around
for something.
491
00:19:38,533 --> 00:19:39,967
Mark: There's no way
we can stay in that house
492
00:19:39,967 --> 00:19:41,800
for another month and a half
while they're shooting.
493
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,433
We're going
to have to move out until they're done.
494
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:45,700
I'm not moving out, Mark.
495
00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:47,600
I can't.
All my clothes are there. My work is there.
496
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,133
Okay, you know what?
Help me get this.
497
00:19:49,133 --> 00:19:51,100
I'll move out...
498
00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:53,300
and you can join me
when you're done
499
00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:55,734
letting that drug addict
have the run of our home.
500
00:19:55,734 --> 00:19:58,100
All right. I'm not...
501
00:19:58,100 --> 00:20:00,233
doing that.
502
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:02,667
Look, I know you're mad.
Okay? I get that you're mad.
503
00:20:02,667 --> 00:20:05,033
This is not the deal
that we made, Valerie.
504
00:20:05,033 --> 00:20:07,800
( sighs ) Look, can you
please just be sweet to me?
505
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,667
Okay?
I had a really rough night.
506
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:12,100
Well, I've had
a rough night, too,
507
00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:14,133
and I'm not the one
who signed up for this.
508
00:20:14,133 --> 00:20:16,200
What?
What are you looking at?
509
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,200
Oh, okay. Sorry.
Sorry, Jane!
510
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,934
I--
No. We're done.
511
00:20:20,934 --> 00:20:22,834
All right. Calling it.
512
00:20:22,834 --> 00:20:24,367
( gunshot )
513
00:20:24,367 --> 00:20:27,633
Mark: What the fuck was that?
Valerie: I don't--
514
00:20:27,633 --> 00:20:29,734
It definitely came
from the next apartment.
515
00:20:29,734 --> 00:20:33,400
Yeah. But it's okay.
She's with us. It's okay.
516
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,333
Strongwood Property
own building.
517
00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:39,700
Well, yeah.
We are Strongwood Properties.
518
00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:41,900
I told you that.
Remember? Mark?
519
00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:44,500
Yeah.
We're Strongwood Properties.
520
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,500
Yeah.
No one answer the phone.
521
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:47,767
Machine.
522
00:20:47,767 --> 00:20:51,166
Well, that's probably
because it's 3:00 AM.
523
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:54,934
If you own the building,
why are you sleeping here?
524
00:20:54,934 --> 00:20:58,166
Well, okay. I'm an actress.
525
00:20:58,166 --> 00:21:00,133
Valerie Cherish.
Hi.
526
00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:02,967
I'm doing, um,
a new HBO series
527
00:21:02,967 --> 00:21:05,433
and, uh, shooting it
at our house.
528
00:21:05,433 --> 00:21:08,266
So that's why we're here,
'cause we can't sleep there.
529
00:21:08,266 --> 00:21:09,834
So...
( mouths )
530
00:21:12,433 --> 00:21:16,433
If you own building,
what is my name?
531
00:21:18,367 --> 00:21:20,166
I have no idea.
532
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,700
Valerie:
Still doesn't get it.
533
00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:24,467
( laughs )
Okay.
534
00:21:24,467 --> 00:21:27,967
Um, why would we say that
we're Strongwood Properties if--
535
00:21:27,967 --> 00:21:31,367
Are you all right?
What is that?
536
00:21:31,367 --> 00:21:34,667
Mark, can we please
just go stay at the Peninsula? Can we just--
537
00:21:34,667 --> 00:21:37,133
No, we can't. No.
This is our property. We're liable.
538
00:21:37,133 --> 00:21:40,233
Oh, it's a yawn. Okay.
539
00:21:40,233 --> 00:21:41,667
Okay, look, um...
540
00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:45,500
Our friend here thought
she heard a gunshot or something
541
00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:48,133
coming from inside
this apartment. Yeah.
542
00:21:48,133 --> 00:21:51,700
Now, we've called the police,
but we're concerned.
543
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:58,233
Valerie:
Thank you. Thank you, 'cause we're liable.
544
00:21:58,233 --> 00:22:00,567
Yeah. Got to see...
545
00:22:00,567 --> 00:22:02,567
Sure it's nothing.
546
00:22:02,567 --> 00:22:04,834
Just something fell over.
547
00:22:04,834 --> 00:22:06,834
Ooh.
Oh God!
548
00:22:06,834 --> 00:22:10,000
Oh!
Jesus. Don't look.
549
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,934
Oh my God.
550
00:22:12,934 --> 00:22:14,600
Oh my God,
he shot himself.
551
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,567
Oh.
552
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:22,300
Are you happy now, Valerie?
553
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:24,266
( Mark sighs )
554
00:22:26,734 --> 00:22:28,867
He's in shock.
555
00:22:28,867 --> 00:22:30,367
Policeman:
So you didn't know the guy?
556
00:22:30,367 --> 00:22:33,166
No. Not at all.
He was a tenant,
557
00:22:33,166 --> 00:22:34,533
but that's about it.
558
00:22:34,533 --> 00:22:36,600
But we don't
manage the buildings. No.
559
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:37,934
( siren beeps )
560
00:22:37,934 --> 00:22:39,834
Hey. What I tell you
about that camera?
561
00:22:39,834 --> 00:22:42,133
Oh, no, that's all right.
They're with me. It's for my show.
562
00:22:42,133 --> 00:22:43,600
Your show?
Yeah.
563
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:44,934
No, no.
They can't film this.
564
00:22:44,934 --> 00:22:46,667
Look, they were filming
when I got here.
565
00:22:46,667 --> 00:22:47,800
Now, if you want
to shut them down
566
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,100
and do all the paperwork
it's going to take
567
00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:50,767
to report all this,
then be my guest.
568
00:22:50,767 --> 00:22:52,867
But it's 4:00 in the morning,
and I would like to go home.
569
00:22:52,867 --> 00:22:54,467
Yeah. I'm an actress,
570
00:22:54,467 --> 00:22:57,433
so, you know,
I've done a couple of "CSI's," so I get it.
571
00:22:57,433 --> 00:22:59,600
You know? This is not
for public consumption. Right?
572
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,600
We won't use any of this.
I promise. Jane?
573
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:04,934
Jane? All this is N.G.--
no good. Yeah.
574
00:23:04,934 --> 00:23:06,300
So, what's the deal in there?
575
00:23:06,300 --> 00:23:07,900
Uh, well, the coroner
just left.
576
00:23:07,900 --> 00:23:11,500
Yeah, so, do you have any ideas
about who the perp is?
577
00:23:11,500 --> 00:23:13,033
Perp is short
for "perpetrator."
578
00:23:13,033 --> 00:23:15,967
Looks like a suicide.
We found drugs all over the apartment.
579
00:23:15,967 --> 00:23:19,533
Okay.
He drug addict. Never pay on time.
580
00:23:19,533 --> 00:23:21,467
Drug addict? He was?
581
00:23:21,467 --> 00:23:23,533
Officer #2:
We talked to some of your tenants.
582
00:23:23,533 --> 00:23:25,533
Apparently,
he'd been through rehab and was doing pretty well.
583
00:23:25,533 --> 00:23:27,767
He had a new job, looked like
he was on his way back. Dispatcher: Unit 23.
584
00:23:27,767 --> 00:23:30,000
Yep, and that's usually
when they take a dive.
585
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,467
It is?
Yeah.
586
00:23:31,467 --> 00:23:32,800
They'll turn
their life around,
587
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,300
then all of a sudden,
they wreck it all,
588
00:23:34,300 --> 00:23:36,900
and they take down
anybody who's around them.
589
00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:38,300
Dispatcher:
Unit 23. Excuse me, folks.
590
00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:40,166
This is unit 23. Go.
591
00:23:43,367 --> 00:23:45,734
My garbage disposal is broken.
592
00:23:45,734 --> 00:23:48,233
I call Strongwood five times!
593
00:23:48,233 --> 00:23:50,700
? ?
Oh.
594
00:23:50,700 --> 00:23:53,200
Okay. Well. Mark?
Do you want to--
595
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:56,633
No, don't "Mark" me.
I've had it, Valerie.
596
00:23:56,633 --> 00:23:58,834
I cannot do another
night like this.
597
00:23:58,834 --> 00:24:02,200
Tomorrow, I am going
to start looking for a new place to move to.
598
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:03,734
You can join me
if you want.
599
00:24:03,734 --> 00:24:05,567
Where are
you going now?
600
00:24:05,567 --> 00:24:07,900
To the Peninsula.
601
00:24:09,266 --> 00:24:12,433
Very nice, uh--
nice to meet you.
602
00:24:13,767 --> 00:24:16,967
( Mark sighs )
603
00:24:16,967 --> 00:24:19,834
Mark: Got everything?
Valerie: Yeah. Did you hear that?
604
00:24:19,834 --> 00:24:21,633
Mark: What?
605
00:24:21,633 --> 00:24:25,033
Valerie: Been through
rehab and then-- Mark: Yes. Yes.
606
00:24:25,033 --> 00:24:27,600
? I'm gonna be your #1 ?
607
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:31,533
? I'm not the kind of girl
who gives up... ?
608
00:24:31,533 --> 00:24:33,300
Do you have
a key to this?
609
00:24:34,166 --> 00:24:35,734
Rough night.
Thank you.
610
00:24:35,734 --> 00:24:37,333
You know?
Thank you.
611
00:24:37,333 --> 00:24:39,033
Valerie:
Oh, you're not on me?
612
00:24:39,033 --> 00:24:40,400
Oh my God.
613
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:42,500
? But I'm moving on ?
614
00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:44,300
? I'm gonna be... ?
615
00:24:44,300 --> 00:24:47,233
( siren beeps )
616
00:24:47,233 --> 00:24:52,400
? #1 ?
617
00:24:55,367 --> 00:24:57,633
Come on, man, that's enough!
Valerie: Jane? Jane?
618
00:24:57,633 --> 00:25:02,400
? ...who gives up
just like that ?
619
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,867
? Oh, no ?
620
00:25:04,917 --> 00:25:09,467
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