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Is this on?
( beeps )
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Well, it's been a month
since my last Val vlog.
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( beeps )
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Was this going
the whole time?
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( beeps )
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Well, it's been a month
since my last Val vlog,
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and I have
some really big news.
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But first, I just wa
to give a shout-out
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to my subscriber who said,
"I love it when you do impressions."
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( laughs )
Well...
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( mimics Edith Bunker )
I have very big news
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that I'm very excited
to tell you about.
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( giggles )
That's my Edith Bunker.
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Played by the wonderful...
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( beeps )
Jean Stapleton! Okay.
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( beeps )
I should get to my news.
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Uh... I've been cast
in an HBO show.
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Mark:
Why are you telling people you're--
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Ugh, god.
Mark, I thought you left.
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Why are you sneaking up?
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Well, I'm not sneaking up.
I came to get something.
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And why are you telling people
that you're doing that show?
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We talked about that.
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Well, okay,
to be fair...
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okay, you said,
"No effing way" and left the room.
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I was trying to have
a safe discussion and you left the listening circle.
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Oh, is that
what I did? Yeah.
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Okay.
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I'm listening.
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Tell me again why you'd
ever want to do that show.
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It's HBO, Mark.
I'll be an actress on an HBO show.
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Do another HBO show.
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Okay, I'll just put my name
on the sign-up sheet for that.
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Okay, now it sounds like
you're not listening.
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Okay. All right.
Listen,
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I hear that, okay?
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I hear that.
So you go.
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Okay.
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I'm expressing
concern that...
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you're doing something
that's a not-so-flattering version of yourself,
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written by a drug-addicted...
Okay.
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...asshole, who's just gonna--
Yeah. Okay.
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Right. I'll go.
First of all,
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I'm not playing me.
HBO was very clear about that.
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Okay, and B:
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Paulie's different now, okay?
He's been through rehab.
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Val...
Twice. Two rehabs.
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People don't change.
Ooh. Okay.
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You just got me.
What was that?
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It's oatmeal.
It's really in there.
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Steel-cut?
That's okay.
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And he cast me, okay?
Paulie cast me in it.
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So he has changed, Mark.
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All right?
Mark, please, it's HBO, okay?
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They do all those
award-wining shows, right?
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Like "Mad Men."
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Is that HBO?
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Well, they're always
smoking on it. I just thought--
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Oh, no, you're right.
You're right. That's A&E.
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Yeah. So...
Well, they have "Game of Thrones."
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You like that one, right?
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You always fall
asleep to that one.
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Yeah, that's good.
Right.
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Well, here we are
at HBO.
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( chuckles )
New member of the family.
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( gasps )
Okay, look at this.
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Oh, "Sex and the City."
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Started it all.
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Guess I'm one
of the girls now, huh?
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Oh, all right.
Here we go.
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"The Sopranos."
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Started it all...
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in a different way,
you know.
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Don't know that one,
actually.
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No.
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I don't know it.
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Oh, and then...
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"New Girls," huh?
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Now, this one,
she's real special.
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That, um, Lela Durham.
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I think it's Lena Dunham.
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Well, I don't...
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There, that--
No, I'm right. Lena, yeah.
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Real excited
to see this one.
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Can't wait for that.
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Man: Valerie?
Huh? Oh.
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Hi.
We're ready for you.
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Okay.
Take my purse.
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Mickey: Mm-hmm.
Thanks,
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Okay, here we are.
Okay.
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Yeah, probably a six--
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I gotta go.
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Hi.
Hello, hello, hello.
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Pretty office.
So pretty.
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Smells pretty too.
( all laugh )
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Oh, thanks.
Oh, yeah, they're with me.
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Oh.
Right. Yeah.
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Valerie, it's great
to see you. Uh-huh, you too.
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Okay, great.
Thanks, so...
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Valerie, this is Rada.
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Hi. Current programing.
Hi.
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Okay. Yeah.
Such a pretty name. Rada: Thank you.
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Woman:
You know Connor and James?
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Sure do. Yeah.
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Val:
Wow, gang's all here, huh?
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Right, 'cause you said
you wanted to see us all.
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Uh, is there a problem?
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No. Oh, no.
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Everything's fine.
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Great. Yeah.
No, I just-- I had a couple questions.
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No, first, just about
the film crew--
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You need to move over
a little bit.
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Val: So...
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Yeah, we should
talk about that.
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What's this for?
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Well, this is--
Oh, this is just, you know, BTS footage.
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You know, it's BTS:
Behind the Scenes.
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And I just thought,
you know, if you want it, you could have BTS for SR.
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SR: "Seeing Red."
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( clattering )
Oh, watch the blinds, Ivan.
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( under her breath )
Do better.
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( laughing )
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Maybe we could use it
for web content,
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social media...
Val: Oh.
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Yeah, 'cause these kids
have been following me around everywhere.
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Val:
And the great thing is, they're cheap.
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You know?
So it won't cost you much.
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And I just think it's
real important to support young people
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getting a leg up
in the business.
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Yeah, we'd have
to use a union crew.
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Yeah, then they're gone.
( laughs )
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Val: They're going
back to school. Oh.
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You know, so everybody wins.
Okay!
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Val: Great. Okay.
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Um, can I ask you
something about the schedule?
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Connor: Hold that thought.
Holding.
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( laughing )
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When you had your show,
"The Comeback," which I loved,
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you had
a really great producer. Who was that?
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Oh, from "The Comeback"?
Jane.
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Connor:
Jane who?
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Um, Jane...
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uh, Jane Jane.
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Woman:
Jane Benson.
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That sounds right.
Yeah. No, I've worked with her.
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Oh, okay.
Well, then let's get her.
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Or I'll get her,
'cause I know her. Jane Benson, yeah.
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Yeah. Great. Okay.
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Okay. Good.
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James: Wait, you wanted
to say something about the schedule also?
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Yes, I did.
Thank you.
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( clattering )
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Val: Just-- sorry.
( laughs )
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Ivan.
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( chuckling )
Need a union crew.
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( all laughing )
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Val:
But they're great. They've been learning.
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Um...
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I did want to talk
to you about--
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Yeah, it's all just
happening so fast.
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You know, want to get
my ducks in a row.
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You know, so I was wondering
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When do we start?
What, like, six weeks?
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No, we're starting
next week.
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Oh, we moved it up.
We wanted to get these on air for spring.
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Okay.
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That's fast.
I just wanted time to... you know...
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prepare.
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Prepare what?
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Prepare...
Well, prepare.
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( emphatically )
Prepare.
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Oh, no.
You don't need anything.
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Well... okay.
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Oh, no, no, no.
You don't need to do anything.
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You are perfect.
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Thank you.
You're perfect too.
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( all chuckling )
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We need to see
what we saw in the audition.
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You're one of the few actresses
who still looks real.
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Uh-huh.
James: That's why we hired you.
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Oh. Okay.
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Right.
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Doctor, I only got
a week to heal, so what can we do?
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Oh.
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Valerie.
Yeah. Yeah.
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Wasn't talking
to anybody. Um, forgot.
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We would like to invite you
to see the Golden Globes next week.
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Oh, okay.
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You're part
of the HBO family now. Aw.
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We'll see you then.
We throw an amazing after-party.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I am so excited about this.
I loved "The Comeback" and "I'm It."
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Oh, thank you!
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Yeah, I saw it
at the Museum of Broadcasting.
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Val:
Uh-huh. Okay.
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That means it's a classic.
That's nice.
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That's in Beverly Hills.
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Right. Yeah.
Across from the-- Nate 'n Al's. Yeah.
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Mickey, please tell me
you're still in touch with Jane.
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Val:
Okay, there's nothing.
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All green, and I know
we're not at a golf course.
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This trip to "Jane-ville"
is a long way to go.
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That email looked like
a definite no to me, Red.
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Well, no such thing
as a definite no, okay?
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What's the name
of that road again?
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Oh...
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It's, uh...
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4325 Yasidro Sage Road.
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And I know this is
her current address
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because I didn't get
my Christmas newsletter back.
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Okay, we're nowhere.
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Oh, so many people
are dead.
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Didn't that sign back there
say that?
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All right, I need
to pay attention.
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Didn't realize I'm gonna
have to leave bread crumbs.
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( chuckles )
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Oh.
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Mickey:
I think you made a wrong turn, hon.
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( dog barking )
Mickey: Oh, there it is.
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Val:
I don't want to hit the dogs.
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Aw, look at this.
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( barking continues )
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( goat bleating )
Val: Wow.
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Look at where we are.
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Jeez, the sun.
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Where's my sombrero?
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Oh, you wanna get it?
Yeah. I'm gonna need it.
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My face will look
like Little Orphan Annie.
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Val: Uh-huh.
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Oh, look!
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Horses!
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Val: Yeah, I saw them.
Yeah.
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Mickey: What's wrong
with that one's leg? It's bandaged.
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Oh, yeah.
Supposed to shoot them, right?
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"They Shoot Horses,
Don't They?"
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That movie...
Ivan: No.
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You should Netflix it.
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Yeah. Okay.
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( horse whinnies )
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Oh!
( Val laughs )
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Jane, Jane.
Sound familiar?
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( Val laughs )
Oh my god.
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Jane: Valerie!
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I thought, "Who is this?"
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And then I saw the cameras
and I knew it was you.
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You never give up.
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Well, you do.
You're really off the grid here, huh?
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Well, I'm not
really off the grid. If I was, I wouldn't have
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gotten your email about
the Paulie G. thing.
250
00:09:52,667 --> 00:09:54,500
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
251
00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:56,433
( chuckles)
252
00:09:56,433 --> 00:09:58,166
Val: All right, okay.
Yeah.
253
00:09:58,166 --> 00:09:59,633
Come in.
Thank you.
254
00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:01,567
Yeah. Come on.
Yeah.
255
00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:03,467
( dog growls )
256
00:10:05,100 --> 00:10:07,934
( loud clattering )
Oh, look out. Watch it.
257
00:10:07,934 --> 00:10:09,433
Bust up the joint.
Don't worry about that.
258
00:10:09,433 --> 00:10:10,667
Here, let me fix that
for you, Jane.
259
00:10:10,667 --> 00:10:13,100
Oops. Yeah, it's--
Okay. Okay. Go ahead.
260
00:10:13,100 --> 00:10:15,100
Jane: Hey, Mickey.
Mickey: Hey, sweetie.
261
00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:18,567
( Jane sighs )
Val: Oh, wow.
262
00:10:18,567 --> 00:10:20,633
Val:
This is nice.
263
00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:23,400
Mickey:
Oh my goodness.
264
00:10:24,266 --> 00:10:26,133
You own this?
265
00:10:26,133 --> 00:10:27,500
Yeah.
Val: Aww.
266
00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:31,266
Wow, good for you.
? Looks like we made it. ?
267
00:10:31,266 --> 00:10:33,367
( laughs )
Neil Diamond. So good.
268
00:10:33,367 --> 00:10:35,066
I think
it's Barry Manilow.
269
00:10:35,066 --> 00:10:36,567
Huh?
270
00:10:36,567 --> 00:10:39,467
I get it-- I get it, Jane.
I get it.
271
00:10:39,467 --> 00:10:42,300
Get why you live
all the way out here, away from everything.
272
00:10:42,300 --> 00:10:45,000
You know, good for you.
Yeah.
273
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,367
So, Valerie...
274
00:10:47,367 --> 00:10:49,467
um, thank you
for thinking of me,
275
00:10:49,467 --> 00:10:51,934
but I'm not interested.
So...
276
00:10:51,934 --> 00:10:53,667
Jane:
Would you guys like some tea?
277
00:10:53,667 --> 00:10:55,500
Sure.
Yeah, while we talk?
278
00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:57,133
Yeah, let's talk about it.
All right.
279
00:10:57,133 --> 00:10:59,300
I make a mean tea.
280
00:10:59,300 --> 00:11:00,367
Whoa, careful there.
281
00:11:00,367 --> 00:11:01,700
Jane: All right.
Oh. Okay. Yeah.
282
00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:04,734
Watch it. You gotta
be careful, Ivan. Sorry.
283
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,266
( chuckling )
284
00:11:07,266 --> 00:11:09,567
Val:
See why I need you?
285
00:11:09,567 --> 00:11:12,233
Val:
So, um, Jane, I know you said you weren't interested
286
00:11:12,233 --> 00:11:14,800
in doing
a reality show again.
287
00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,834
Um, thank you.
288
00:11:16,834 --> 00:11:19,166
But you know what,
this is HBO,
289
00:11:19,166 --> 00:11:21,233
and they asked
for you, okay?
290
00:11:21,233 --> 00:11:22,734
They know who you are.
291
00:11:22,734 --> 00:11:24,533
Yeah, I met
with someone there
292
00:11:24,533 --> 00:11:27,033
when I was trying
to get distribution for my documentary.
293
00:11:27,033 --> 00:11:29,700
Well, okay.
Now maybe they'll revisit
294
00:11:29,700 --> 00:11:31,600
distri-buting it.
Okay?
295
00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:34,200
Get people to see it.
Who knows what can happen?
296
00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:37,400
Yeah. Actually, yeah,
some people did see it
297
00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:39,967
and then that
happened.
298
00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:44,266
Val:
Is that an Oscar? Is it real? Can I pick it up?
299
00:11:44,266 --> 00:11:45,300
( Jane chuckles ) Yeah.
300
00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:48,333
( Val gasps )
Yeah? Oh my.
301
00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:49,834
Ooh. Oh.
302
00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:53,400
Okay. Wow.
"Best Documentary Short:
303
00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:56,433
The Hidden Women of Treblinka."
What is that?
304
00:11:56,433 --> 00:11:59,567
Uh, it's about lesbians
in the Holocaust.
305
00:11:59,567 --> 00:12:02,066
Oh. Important.
Yeah.
306
00:12:02,066 --> 00:12:04,367
'Cause it got you this.
307
00:12:04,367 --> 00:12:08,333
Wow, so, "Jane Benson
and Joanne Meyer"?
308
00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:11,133
Yeah, Joan.
That's my ex.
309
00:12:12,133 --> 00:12:14,667
Oh! Oh.
I didn't know you were--
310
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,867
What, that I was Jewish
or a lesbian?
311
00:12:16,867 --> 00:12:19,600
Well, both, you know.
Double whammy.
312
00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:22,066
Well, nice to meet you,
Jane Benson:
313
00:12:22,066 --> 00:12:24,233
Jewish lesbian
with an Oscar.
314
00:12:24,233 --> 00:12:27,533
Good for you.
Good for you.
315
00:12:27,533 --> 00:12:29,500
( sighs )
316
00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:30,867
Wow.
317
00:12:33,367 --> 00:12:34,834
Doesn't mean anything.
318
00:12:35,934 --> 00:12:38,233
"Doesn't mean anything"?
( laughs )
319
00:12:38,233 --> 00:12:39,834
It's an Oscar!
320
00:12:39,834 --> 00:12:41,800
Ooh, and I made
banana bread.
321
00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:44,066
Oh.
I don't eat that, but...
322
00:12:44,066 --> 00:12:45,200
I'll have some.
323
00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,800
Tyler, make sure that you
get me with the Oscar.
324
00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,767
You know what, Mickey?
Here.
325
00:12:49,767 --> 00:12:51,900
Will you take a picture
of me with the Oscar?
326
00:12:51,900 --> 00:12:53,934
Just wanna make sure.
I want it on my phone.
327
00:12:55,300 --> 00:12:58,266
Yeah.
Take another one for safety.
328
00:12:58,266 --> 00:13:00,000
And another one.
329
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,867
Another one.
330
00:13:01,867 --> 00:13:04,133
Just one more.
331
00:13:04,133 --> 00:13:06,066
( Mickey laughs )
Jane, taking pictures with your Oscar.
332
00:13:06,066 --> 00:13:07,934
I know, I'm
right in the room.
333
00:13:07,934 --> 00:13:11,133
Oh. ( laughs )
Couldn't see you, I was blinded by the gold.
334
00:13:11,133 --> 00:13:13,867
( laughs )
Oh, wow.
335
00:13:13,867 --> 00:13:15,867
Look at that.
336
00:13:15,867 --> 00:13:17,633
Makes a good doorstop...
337
00:13:17,633 --> 00:13:19,500
Val: Doorstop.
( laughs )
338
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,233
...'cause it doesn't matter.
339
00:13:22,734 --> 00:13:24,166
"It doesn't matter"?
340
00:13:26,533 --> 00:13:30,133
Jane: I still had trouble
raising money for my next one. Oh.
341
00:13:30,133 --> 00:13:34,834
I have an unfinished movie
about the Taiwanese boat women in my barn.
342
00:13:34,834 --> 00:13:36,767
Nobody even wants
to know about it.
343
00:13:36,767 --> 00:13:39,300
Well, maybe HBO
wants to know about it.
344
00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:40,867
Right?
345
00:13:40,867 --> 00:13:42,900
Oh, no can do.
I'm a lightweight.
346
00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:44,033
Mickey?
347
00:13:44,033 --> 00:13:46,900
Oh, hello!
Mm, that's right.
348
00:13:48,133 --> 00:13:49,433
Well...
349
00:13:50,834 --> 00:13:54,367
Oooh.
Yeah, Oh, no. Uh-uh. Sorry. Nope, not 21.
350
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,467
You just work
the camera, okay?
351
00:13:56,467 --> 00:13:59,600
I'm 25.
Well, okay, I don't want the other kids to feel bad.
352
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:02,200
All right. Yeah.
Go ahead.
353
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:04,567
Is this butter?
354
00:14:04,567 --> 00:14:06,233
It's goat butter.
355
00:14:06,233 --> 00:14:08,133
Is that a thing?
356
00:14:08,133 --> 00:14:09,767
Yeah.
The horses like the goats.
357
00:14:09,767 --> 00:14:11,567
You need to--
Okay. Come up.
358
00:14:11,567 --> 00:14:14,133
Aww.
Jane: That way. There you go.
359
00:14:14,133 --> 00:14:16,200
Yeah.
They're rescue horses.
360
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:19,734
They're, like, traumatized
when they come in,
361
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,467
and the goats are,
like, entry-level.
362
00:14:21,467 --> 00:14:24,834
So the horses get
comfortable with the goats,
363
00:14:24,834 --> 00:14:26,333
and then they get
comfortable with people,
364
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,700
and so that's
goat butter.
365
00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:31,700
Do you have anything
in a pump or a spray?
366
00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:34,266
Mickey--
trying to talk business with Jane.
367
00:14:34,266 --> 00:14:37,500
( giggles )
So, Jane, seriously,
368
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:39,834
how 'bout it?
369
00:14:42,934 --> 00:14:44,867
( sighs )
370
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,567
Nothing?
You're not gonna say anything?
371
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,300
You were so uptight
around Paulie.
372
00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:56,266
Uptight? I-I was--
I wasn't uptight.
373
00:14:56,266 --> 00:14:58,367
Oh, were you just trying
to get me to smoke that?
374
00:14:58,367 --> 00:15:00,400
Oh, fine. I will.
I'll do it.
375
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,367
I'll do it.
You know why? Because I'm not uptight.
376
00:15:04,767 --> 00:15:06,567
See?
( coughs )
377
00:15:06,567 --> 00:15:09,767
I'm not uptight at all, I'm--
You know what? Paulie's changed.
378
00:15:09,767 --> 00:15:11,033
This is good stuff.
379
00:15:11,033 --> 00:15:12,967
( laughs )
It is. It is.
380
00:15:12,967 --> 00:15:15,667
You know,
I don't know, Jane. ( teakettle whistling )
381
00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:17,800
Did you know...
382
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,800
that he was, um...
( inhales )
383
00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:21,767
doing heroin?
384
00:15:21,767 --> 00:15:23,400
When we were shooting
"Room and Bored."
385
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,667
Yeah. I saw him
shoot up once.
386
00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:28,100
You did?
You didn't say anything.
387
00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:29,300
It wasn't about him.
388
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:31,734
That's right.
Yeah.
389
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,734
Oh, sorry.
390
00:15:35,734 --> 00:15:37,433
I'm hogging the bogart.
391
00:15:37,433 --> 00:15:41,100
Mm, I forgot
how good butter tastes.
392
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:44,500
I feel bad enough
about what I did to you on camera the first time.
393
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:46,800
Val:
Well, I'm fine.
394
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:48,867
I'm fine.
You were just doing your job, you know.
395
00:15:48,867 --> 00:15:51,834
And you're good at your job,
Jane, that's why everybody wants you.
396
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:53,900
I'm sorry.
397
00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:55,934
I just don't see
the point of it all.
398
00:15:55,934 --> 00:15:57,767
Val: Oh. Okay.
Well, all right.
399
00:15:57,767 --> 00:16:00,533
You don't see
the point in anything. But, you know, um...
400
00:16:00,533 --> 00:16:02,834
How about people?
Do people count?
401
00:16:02,834 --> 00:16:04,533
You know?
I need you.
402
00:16:04,533 --> 00:16:07,300
I mean, I'm not a lesbian,
and I'm not a Taiwanese boat person,
403
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,033
but I need you.
404
00:16:11,533 --> 00:16:13,633
I need to feed
the horses.
405
00:16:17,767 --> 00:16:21,967
Okay. That's-- all right.
I get it. So...
406
00:16:21,967 --> 00:16:24,767
I give up.
We'll go.
407
00:16:24,767 --> 00:16:26,500
Jane: Oops.
Wait a sec, I got it.
408
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:28,633
All right.
409
00:16:28,633 --> 00:16:29,934
Val: Oop.
Mickey: Hup hup.
410
00:16:29,934 --> 00:16:31,600
I'm sorry that I
couldn't help you.
411
00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,767
Oh, well, that's--
thanks for talking to me.
412
00:16:33,767 --> 00:16:36,133
Are those the--
is that the-- those are the rescue horses?
413
00:16:36,133 --> 00:16:38,700
They're just so beautiful,
you know.
414
00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:40,467
Just think of how many more
you could rescue
415
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,934
with the money
that you'd make doing the show.
416
00:16:42,934 --> 00:16:44,200
( dog barks )
417
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,934
Did you answer
and I missed it? No.
418
00:16:45,934 --> 00:16:47,967
Okay. Well, all right.
I give up.
419
00:16:47,967 --> 00:16:49,600
That's okay.
( giggles ) Okay.
420
00:16:51,033 --> 00:16:53,900
Oh, is that the barn?
Is that where you have the...
421
00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:57,066
Taiwanese boat ladies
that you can't finish because you don't have the money?
422
00:16:57,967 --> 00:16:59,133
Is that where that is?
423
00:16:59,133 --> 00:17:00,500
All right, you're making
me feel bad.
424
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:01,834
Well, look--
I mean, I'm sorry,
425
00:17:01,834 --> 00:17:04,467
but I just--
all I hear you say is that, you know,
426
00:17:04,467 --> 00:17:06,900
"I don't have money
to do the things that I really want to do,"
427
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:08,734
and I'm here
offering you money
428
00:17:08,734 --> 00:17:11,567
to do those things
and a do-over with me.
429
00:17:11,567 --> 00:17:13,767
Right?
So...
430
00:17:16,033 --> 00:17:17,667
( goat bleats )
431
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,266
Mr. Mark.
432
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,033
Hello, Jane.
433
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,867
Valerie?
Val: Mm-hmm?
434
00:17:36,867 --> 00:17:38,867
You have company.
Val: Oh?
435
00:17:40,533 --> 00:17:42,300
Okay. Yeah.
436
00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:43,867
Mark:
W-why are they here?
437
00:17:43,867 --> 00:17:46,300
I thought this was
going to be different than "The Comeback."
438
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:47,433
It's completely different,
Mark.
439
00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:50,000
This is about an actress
on a TV show.
440
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,867
They're just here
to pick me up.
441
00:17:51,867 --> 00:17:53,633
Hi.
Come on in.
442
00:17:53,633 --> 00:17:55,266
Hi, Jane.
443
00:17:55,266 --> 00:17:56,834
Where is she?
444
00:17:56,834 --> 00:17:58,233
Val:
Oh, hi. Hi, hon.
445
00:17:58,233 --> 00:17:59,433
Hi, Tyler.
446
00:17:59,433 --> 00:18:01,233
Say hi to your uncle.
447
00:18:01,233 --> 00:18:05,300
See? Kept him on the crew,
and not just for me, it's a big deal for him too.
448
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:08,100
Hey, Tyler.
Learning a lot?
449
00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:12,400
Val: Well, of course he is.
You know, Jane has an Oscar.
450
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,934
Good. I don't want
to be on this.
451
00:18:14,934 --> 00:18:16,533
Okay.
Message received.
452
00:18:16,533 --> 00:18:18,233
Okay?
( laughs )
453
00:18:18,233 --> 00:18:19,967
He's so cute.
Silly Mark.
454
00:18:19,967 --> 00:18:21,867
You're so cute.
You're so cute.
455
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:23,834
( chuckles )
456
00:18:23,834 --> 00:18:25,266
Hi. What's that?
Oh, hi.
457
00:18:25,266 --> 00:18:27,000
Jane: Yeah, that's Nail.
Val: Nail? Yeah. Hi.
458
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,734
Jane: And Hawk and Chip.
Val: I got it.
459
00:18:28,734 --> 00:18:30,667
Jane: Over there.
Val: Hawk. Chip.
460
00:18:30,667 --> 00:18:31,900
Jane: Yeah, I got it.
I got it.
461
00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:33,000
Val:
Thank you. Yeah.
462
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,867
Sorry.
That's nice of you, but...
463
00:18:34,867 --> 00:18:37,633
( Jane laughs )
...Jane should do my mic.
464
00:18:37,633 --> 00:18:39,100
Val: Oh! Okay.
465
00:18:40,166 --> 00:18:41,934
I almost forgot
the big news.
466
00:18:41,934 --> 00:18:43,333
Um...
467
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:46,467
you know how you and I
have been talking about how we wanna try
468
00:18:46,467 --> 00:18:48,200
having date night more?
469
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:51,000
Okay. Well, you and I are
going to the Golden Globes.
470
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,867
What?
Uh-huh.
471
00:18:52,867 --> 00:18:54,900
That's cool.
( laughs ) That's a smile.
472
00:18:56,633 --> 00:18:58,033
Just me and you?
473
00:18:58,033 --> 00:18:59,800
Just me and you,
474
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,300
and Mickey, and Billy,
and...
475
00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:03,300
you know.
476
00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:04,633
Yeah.
Just get your tux ready.
477
00:19:04,633 --> 00:19:06,467
Yeah.
( laughs )
478
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,934
I actually gasped.
479
00:19:09,934 --> 00:19:11,967
( laughing )
That's real.
480
00:19:11,967 --> 00:19:13,934
Jane, we're not
gonna see that, are we?
481
00:19:13,934 --> 00:19:15,233
Jane: What?
482
00:19:15,233 --> 00:19:17,667
Me gasping.
483
00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:20,100
Well, she's not gonna use
anything she doesn't need.
484
00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:22,867
Well, what does that mean?
485
00:19:22,867 --> 00:19:24,967
It means I'm late
for the stylist, okay?
486
00:19:24,967 --> 00:19:28,000
They just came to pick me up,
but then you started a conversation.
487
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,567
I didn't start
a conversation.
488
00:19:29,567 --> 00:19:31,166
So, let's go everyone.
489
00:19:31,166 --> 00:19:32,967
( cellphone ringing )
Oh, forgot my phone.
490
00:19:32,967 --> 00:19:34,967
Well, that could
have been bad.
491
00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:36,767
Who's Dr. Jadra?
492
00:19:36,767 --> 00:19:39,600
Oh, um, that's not important.
I can just call him back.
493
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,400
( ringing continues )
I can call him back.
494
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,133
Isn't he the guy--
495
00:19:43,133 --> 00:19:45,734
Yeah. You know,
I'm just gonna...
496
00:19:45,734 --> 00:19:47,467
get a little Botox.
497
00:19:47,467 --> 00:19:49,900
You know, everyone
in Beverly Hills gets a little Botox.
498
00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:52,500
Mark: All right. All right.
Did you forget what happened the last time?
499
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:55,166
With the fillers
and the Botox and the--
500
00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:56,567
Well, yeah.
I was...
501
00:19:56,567 --> 00:19:58,767
I wanted to get surgery,
'cause it's safer,
502
00:19:58,767 --> 00:20:00,433
you know, but I only
have a week...
503
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,834
All right.
You want to see what happens? ...so I'm just gonna do this.
504
00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:04,300
What are you doing?
505
00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:05,500
Oh, no!
Okay. No, no, no.
506
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,333
No, that's not--
Oh, no! Jane, this--
507
00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:09,500
No, this is what happens
with fillers.
508
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,567
Okay. No.
That's all right. I got it.
509
00:20:12,467 --> 00:20:13,567
Come on.
510
00:20:13,567 --> 00:20:15,934
Thank you.
That's not necessary, Mark.
511
00:20:15,934 --> 00:20:18,867
Either you want to be
on camera or you don't want to be on camera.
512
00:20:20,967 --> 00:20:22,300
You guys ready?
513
00:20:23,867 --> 00:20:26,600
He's filming his reality show,
so that's happening.
514
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,367
I know that show.
Okay.
515
00:20:28,367 --> 00:20:29,867
Oh, no.
This one only airs in China.
516
00:20:29,867 --> 00:20:31,800
China, smart.
Yeah.
517
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,734
Okay, everybody.
Here we go. Val: Okay.
518
00:20:36,767 --> 00:20:38,433
Val: There he is.
519
00:20:38,433 --> 00:20:40,133
( Val laughs )
520
00:20:40,133 --> 00:20:41,500
Brad Goreski.
521
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,500
Hello, Valerie Cherish.
Hi.
522
00:20:44,734 --> 00:20:46,934
How are you?
Goo-- oops. All righty.
523
00:20:46,934 --> 00:20:48,734
Can't operate cars
either.
524
00:20:48,734 --> 00:20:50,300
Mickey, don't.
525
00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:53,000
( whispers )
Yeah, yeah. I got it. I got it. I got it.
526
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,300
Um, should we try it again?
527
00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:55,467
Sure, yeah.
Okay.
528
00:20:55,467 --> 00:20:56,734
In five, six, seven, eight--
529
00:20:56,734 --> 00:20:58,400
( laughing )
( Val laughing ) Right?
530
00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,934
Brad Goreski!
531
00:20:59,934 --> 00:21:02,100
Hello, Valerie Cherish!
532
00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:04,500
( speaking Chinese )
533
00:21:12,133 --> 00:21:13,367
Who is this?
534
00:21:13,367 --> 00:21:14,467
Oh, this is
Valerie Cherish.
535
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:16,934
Nice to meet you.
536
00:21:18,433 --> 00:21:19,900
I'm Brad's assistant.
537
00:21:20,867 --> 00:21:22,166
Oh.
538
00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:24,166
Val: Yeah.
539
00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:25,867
Okay.
( laughs )
540
00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:28,600
I didn't-- I didn't know.
Let's take a look at the rack.
541
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:29,834
That one,
not this one.
542
00:21:29,834 --> 00:21:31,433
( chuckles )
Cute.
543
00:21:31,433 --> 00:21:32,900
Comedy doesn't translate.
544
00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:36,433
I think this would look
really pretty with your hair.
545
00:21:38,066 --> 00:21:39,433
Uh-huh.
546
00:21:39,433 --> 00:21:40,934
You have to try this.
547
00:21:44,633 --> 00:21:46,767
Uh-huh. That's--
it's a lot of feathers.
548
00:21:46,767 --> 00:21:48,367
Um, it's just not me,
I don't think.
549
00:21:48,367 --> 00:21:51,800
Yeah, but you know
what I love about this one is that it's so modern,
550
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:54,266
and I'd love to see you
in something modern for a change.
551
00:21:55,266 --> 00:21:57,166
Sure. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. Great.
552
00:21:57,166 --> 00:21:58,767
Try that. Thank you.
Okay. All right.
553
00:21:58,767 --> 00:22:01,166
( softly )
Even though I'd never wear it in a million years.
554
00:22:01,166 --> 00:22:03,033
It's a goodie.
555
00:22:03,033 --> 00:22:04,967
( woman laughing )
556
00:22:04,967 --> 00:22:06,233
Val: No.
557
00:22:06,233 --> 00:22:07,600
Val:
Oh, no.
558
00:22:08,467 --> 00:22:09,767
Val: No.
559
00:22:09,767 --> 00:22:11,633
Let's see it, Val.
560
00:22:11,633 --> 00:22:14,300
Val: Oh. Um...
561
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:17,233
No, I don't-- it's not right.
You know, it's-- No. No.
562
00:22:17,233 --> 00:22:18,834
Not me.
563
00:22:19,867 --> 00:22:21,066
Well, come on out.
564
00:22:21,066 --> 00:22:23,433
Val:
Um, I'm good in here. You know.
565
00:22:30,033 --> 00:22:31,667
Val:
I don't think-- oh.
566
00:22:31,667 --> 00:22:32,900
Oh, I like it.
567
00:22:32,900 --> 00:22:35,900
Well, I-- No.
Yeah, I think it's worth seeing.
568
00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:38,367
It-- you know what?
Let's just move along, okay?
569
00:22:38,367 --> 00:22:40,033
'Cause it's just--
it's not me.
570
00:22:40,033 --> 00:22:42,800
Yeah, I know.
You don't have to wear it to the Golden Globes, Val.
571
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,800
We just need to see you
in a couple of looks for this.
572
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:47,333
You know the drill,
you had a reality show.
573
00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:49,100
Yeah. Yeah. Just for fun.
Yeah. Yeah.
574
00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:50,934
We're gonna have fun.
Okay. Sure. Exactly. Yeah.
575
00:22:50,934 --> 00:22:52,900
Okay. Here I come.
Great.
576
00:22:52,900 --> 00:22:54,800
Okay. Well...
577
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,367
this one's fun, huh?
578
00:22:56,367 --> 00:22:58,133
Look at that.
( laughs )
579
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,367
Isn't that something?
Brad: I love the idea.
580
00:23:03,033 --> 00:23:04,500
But it's not you.
581
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:07,367
Well, yeah.
That's what I said in there.
582
00:23:07,367 --> 00:23:08,734
You know, but...
583
00:23:09,934 --> 00:23:12,100
Look like I fell asleep
in a bird sanctuary.
584
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:14,333
Huh? Who's my prom date?
Big Bird?
585
00:23:14,333 --> 00:23:16,300
( laughs )
Okay.
586
00:23:16,300 --> 00:23:18,100
Try another one.
587
00:23:18,100 --> 00:23:20,066
Which-- what's next, Brad?
588
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:22,633
Actually, I have one
that I'd love for you to see.
589
00:23:22,633 --> 00:23:24,166
It's a-mazing.
590
00:23:24,166 --> 00:23:25,667
Val:
Is it normal?
591
00:23:25,667 --> 00:23:28,900
Val:
That's pretty. Yeah, that will be fun.
592
00:23:28,900 --> 00:23:30,500
( gasps )
593
00:23:32,333 --> 00:23:34,967
Somebody say, "Golden Globes"?
594
00:23:34,967 --> 00:23:36,667
( doorbell rings )
595
00:23:37,700 --> 00:23:40,300
Housekeeper:
Oh! Look at Mr. Mike!
596
00:23:40,300 --> 00:23:42,734
Hats off.
Here we come.
597
00:23:42,734 --> 00:23:45,133
Those beautiful girls!
598
00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:46,800
( Val laughs )
599
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,133
Uh, limo's here.
600
00:23:48,133 --> 00:23:50,000
Well, here we are,
four on the town.
601
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,066
Got the tickets, Mark?
602
00:23:51,066 --> 00:23:52,800
Yes, I do.
Okay.
603
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:53,834
Let's go.
604
00:23:53,834 --> 00:23:55,333
Jane:
How are we getting in?
605
00:23:55,333 --> 00:23:56,333
Huh?
606
00:23:56,333 --> 00:23:58,734
Jane:
How are you going to get us in?
607
00:23:58,734 --> 00:24:01,200
Oh, well, they don't
need tickets, right? They're press.
608
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,000
Everybody needs
a ticket.
609
00:24:09,367 --> 00:24:10,533
Housekeeper: Uh-oh.
610
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:14,734
( chattering, cameras flashing )
Mark: Wow.
611
00:24:18,467 --> 00:24:20,000
You know, Billy
was pretty upset.
612
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,266
Well, Billy's a publicist,
and he should understand.
613
00:24:23,266 --> 00:24:25,300
What about Mickey,
just rolling with it, huh?
614
00:24:25,300 --> 00:24:27,100
You were so cute though,
telling him.
615
00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:29,200
I'll go this time, Mickey.
You go next.
616
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,300
Oh, I don't know.
I felt bad.
617
00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:32,800
No, don't.
Don't.
618
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:34,500
You're my man, okay?
619
00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:37,266
You're my husband,
my everything, and you got to come.
620
00:24:37,266 --> 00:24:39,867
Gotta have you,
and Jane and the crew.
621
00:24:39,867 --> 00:24:41,734
May I see your tickets, please?
Val: Oh.
622
00:24:41,734 --> 00:24:43,934
Uh, yes.
623
00:24:45,667 --> 00:24:47,700
Omar, could you take them
to suite 806.
624
00:24:47,700 --> 00:24:50,066
Have a nice evening.
What's 806? What is that?
625
00:24:50,066 --> 00:24:51,667
A viewing party.
626
00:24:51,667 --> 00:24:53,633
I'm sorry, the awards
are in there. Where are we going?
627
00:24:53,633 --> 00:24:55,800
To a viewing party
in one of the suites. Right that way, ma'am.
628
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:57,233
Well, we're guests
of HBO.
629
00:24:57,233 --> 00:24:58,834
The HBO party
is downstairs after.
630
00:24:58,834 --> 00:25:01,767
Oh, no. See, Val, it says,
"viewing suite" right there. No, but I-- What?
631
00:25:01,767 --> 00:25:03,033
Okay.
632
00:25:03,033 --> 00:25:04,734
I didn't see that, Mark.
633
00:25:04,734 --> 00:25:07,200
I didn't know.
Well, I mean, we can still see it, right?
634
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:09,433
Yeah. Yeah,
in the viewing suite.
635
00:25:09,433 --> 00:25:11,166
Let's see who else
is in there.
636
00:25:11,166 --> 00:25:13,166
It could be fun.
Okay, thank you.
637
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,767
Okay. This is it.
Okay.
638
00:25:16,767 --> 00:25:18,934
Yeah?
Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm ready.
639
00:25:18,934 --> 00:25:20,300
All right. Ta-da.
Okay.
640
00:25:20,300 --> 00:25:22,100
( indistinct chatter )
Wow. Pretty.
641
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:27,467
( women speaking Russian )
642
00:25:31,233 --> 00:25:32,500
Well...
643
00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:34,667
Who are these people?
644
00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:36,100
( speaking Russian )
Val: I don't know.
645
00:25:36,100 --> 00:25:37,834
Val:
Guests of HBO, I guess.
646
00:25:40,033 --> 00:25:42,000
Are they speaking Russian?
Is that what that is?
647
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,934
Yeah, probably.
648
00:25:43,934 --> 00:25:45,500
They look
like Russian whores.
649
00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:47,166
And how would
you know that?
650
00:25:47,166 --> 00:25:48,800
Huh?
( laughs )
651
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,300
I think they are.
652
00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:52,734
Well, I need a drink.
653
00:25:52,734 --> 00:25:54,800
I'm gonna get you
a drink, okay?
654
00:25:57,500 --> 00:26:00,066
I just saw Paulie G.
so I should probably say hi.
655
00:26:00,066 --> 00:26:01,467
Mark: Okay.
Val: Right?
656
00:26:01,467 --> 00:26:03,767
Well, I don't have
to say hi to him, do I?
657
00:26:03,767 --> 00:26:06,700
Well, why don't
I get you a drink, and then you can say hi.
658
00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:08,433
Okay. All right.
That'll help.
659
00:26:08,433 --> 00:26:10,467
Mark:
Oh, and some cheese or something.
660
00:26:10,467 --> 00:26:11,800
Sure. Yeah.
Thanks.
661
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,600
Hello.
( speaks Russian )
662
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,400
Don't understand.
663
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:19,834
Man:
Hi, what can I get you?
664
00:26:19,834 --> 00:26:22,567
Um... what should I have?
665
00:26:22,567 --> 00:26:24,433
Oh, you know what?
Two of those.
666
00:26:24,433 --> 00:26:26,066
Thank you. Yeah.
Coming right up.
667
00:26:26,066 --> 00:26:28,333
( chattering, laughing )
668
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,266
Hello, hello, hello.
669
00:26:32,266 --> 00:26:34,734
Hello, Valerie
and her cameras. ( laughs ) Yeah.
670
00:26:34,734 --> 00:26:36,233
Bartender: Ma'am.
Oh, thank you.
671
00:26:36,233 --> 00:26:38,300
Bartender: Sure, enjoy.
Thank you very much.
672
00:26:39,233 --> 00:26:40,700
So...
Aye.
673
00:26:42,633 --> 00:26:44,033
What's Jane doing here?
674
00:26:44,033 --> 00:26:46,633
Val:
Um... you didn't know?
675
00:26:46,633 --> 00:26:48,367
Paulie G: No.
676
00:26:48,367 --> 00:26:49,800
What is this,
"The Comeback" comeback?
677
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:50,934
Oh.
678
00:26:50,934 --> 00:26:52,300
You're not doing that
to me again, are you?
679
00:26:52,300 --> 00:26:53,734
No.
Absolutely not. No.
680
00:26:53,734 --> 00:26:56,266
HBO called.
They wanted her.
681
00:26:56,266 --> 00:26:57,633
Right?
Yeah.
682
00:26:57,633 --> 00:26:59,433
Yeah, but...
You know what? Don't worry.
683
00:26:59,433 --> 00:27:01,500
We're in good hands,
because...
684
00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:06,567
it's not that same
cheesy TV stuff that you hate, you know.
685
00:27:06,567 --> 00:27:10,233
I don't know if you know,
but Jane, um, she does documentary films,
686
00:27:10,233 --> 00:27:12,300
and she has an Oscar.
687
00:27:12,300 --> 00:27:13,834
Wow.
Yeah, I know.
688
00:27:13,834 --> 00:27:16,667
For a Holocaust movie--
or lesbians--
689
00:27:16,667 --> 00:27:18,166
lesbian Holocaust movie,
yeah.
690
00:27:18,166 --> 00:27:19,900
Sounds hot.
Sorry I missed it.
691
00:27:20,734 --> 00:27:22,166
Yeah.
( chuckles )
692
00:27:22,166 --> 00:27:25,700
Paulie, just wanted to say
it's a beautifully written show.
693
00:27:25,700 --> 00:27:27,834
Oh.
You know? It really is,
694
00:27:27,834 --> 00:27:31,100
and I'm gonna
do my best.
695
00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:33,166
Yeah, well, I hope
you can do better than that.
696
00:27:35,433 --> 00:27:36,767
Yeah.
697
00:27:36,767 --> 00:27:38,200
Okay.
698
00:27:40,834 --> 00:27:42,667
Okay.
Yeah, I just got you this--
699
00:27:42,667 --> 00:27:44,433
He's coming over.
Yo, Val.
700
00:27:44,433 --> 00:27:46,000
Hi.
Hi.
701
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,300
That wasn't you.
Huh?
702
00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:51,166
That--
wasn't your fault.
703
00:27:53,567 --> 00:27:55,567
I'm sorry.
704
00:27:55,567 --> 00:27:57,500
It's all right.
That's okay.
705
00:27:57,500 --> 00:27:59,300
That's okay.
You know Mark, right?
706
00:27:59,300 --> 00:28:00,500
Hello, Mark.
Val: Paulie.
707
00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:01,400
Paulie G.
You all right?
708
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,266
Yeah. Yeah.
( sighs )
709
00:28:03,266 --> 00:28:05,600
I thought I was gonna be
at the Golden Globes tonight. I'm a little tense.
710
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,467
Sorry.
Yeah. No, so did we.
711
00:28:07,467 --> 00:28:10,166
Yeah, I mean, they could
have said, "You're going to a suite," you know?
712
00:28:10,166 --> 00:28:12,233
They could have made
a fucking decision, you know?
713
00:28:12,233 --> 00:28:13,400
I'm feeling a little set up,
I guess.
714
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,200
Okay. Yeah.
Well, you know what? Next year.
715
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:17,900
We'll be inside.
716
00:28:17,900 --> 00:28:19,867
You'll be inside.
All right? Next year.
717
00:28:19,867 --> 00:28:21,166
Right.
718
00:28:21,166 --> 00:28:23,934
We were gonna go
to the HBO after-party. You wanna come?
719
00:28:23,934 --> 00:28:25,266
No, I'm gonna
go to a meeting.
720
00:28:25,266 --> 00:28:26,333
What?
721
00:28:26,333 --> 00:28:28,033
I'm gonna go
to a meeting. Okay.
722
00:28:28,033 --> 00:28:30,200
All right.
Wish we could go too.
723
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,300
Don't you wish you were
an alcoholic so we could go?
724
00:28:32,300 --> 00:28:34,633
( scoffs )
Bad joke.
725
00:28:36,333 --> 00:28:37,867
Val: Okay. Yeah.
726
00:28:37,867 --> 00:28:39,467
See you next week
on set.
727
00:28:40,700 --> 00:28:42,266
Bright and early.
728
00:28:42,266 --> 00:28:43,900
All right.
That's good.
729
00:28:43,900 --> 00:28:45,633
Val: He walked
right by the bar. Mark: All right.
730
00:28:45,633 --> 00:28:48,500
That's probably a good sign.
Wait till he's gone before I...
731
00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:49,800
? ?
732
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:51,333
( sighs )
Should we go?
733
00:28:51,333 --> 00:28:54,200
Well, I don't wanna ride
in the elevator with Paulie G. So...
734
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,433
No, thank you.
Let's just wait. Yeah.
735
00:28:56,433 --> 00:29:02,233
? Walking on, walking on,
broken glass ? Okay, just wait.
736
00:29:02,233 --> 00:29:04,266
You know, it was nice
of him to come over.
737
00:29:04,266 --> 00:29:06,900
Mm-hmm. Yes.
Okay, that-- see, Jane, he has changed.
738
00:29:06,900 --> 00:29:08,333
He wouldn't have
done that before.
739
00:29:08,333 --> 00:29:09,867
Val, he's still
a freak.
740
00:29:09,867 --> 00:29:11,600
Well, you know,
he's an artist.
741
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:15,500
So-- you're just lucky,
'cause you're married to a sane artist.
742
00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:18,400
You're an artist?
You're an actress.
743
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:19,934
Actresses are artists.
744
00:29:21,367 --> 00:29:23,266
( giggles )
He doesn't know.
745
00:29:23,266 --> 00:29:24,967
? So take me from the wreckage ?
746
00:29:24,967 --> 00:29:26,433
Hello.
747
00:29:26,433 --> 00:29:28,033
? Save me from the blast ?
748
00:29:28,033 --> 00:29:29,867
We should probably go.
I think it's okay now.
749
00:29:29,867 --> 00:29:31,867
Right? Yeah.
Okay.
750
00:29:31,867 --> 00:29:33,300
Probably safe.
751
00:29:33,300 --> 00:29:36,300
? Don't let me
keep on walking ?
752
00:29:36,300 --> 00:29:37,700
Coast is clear.
753
00:29:37,700 --> 00:29:39,934
? I can't keep on walking ?
754
00:29:39,934 --> 00:29:41,500
Mark: Let's go.
Val: Bye-Bye.
755
00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:42,667
Val: We're leaving.
756
00:29:42,667 --> 00:29:44,433
( Val and Mark laugh )
757
00:29:44,433 --> 00:29:46,467
Mark: Very friendly.
Val: They kept staring at me.
758
00:29:46,467 --> 00:29:48,133
That was funny.
Did the cameras catch that?
759
00:29:48,133 --> 00:29:49,834
Mark: I don't know.
Val: Funny bit.
760
00:29:49,834 --> 00:29:51,066
Mark: That would have
been nice, right?
761
00:29:51,066 --> 00:29:52,867
? Oooh ?
762
00:29:52,867 --> 00:29:58,066
? Walking on, walking on
broken glass... ?
763
00:29:58,116 --> 00:30:02,666
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