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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,100 --> 00:00:18,834 ( tone sounds ) 2 00:00:23,166 --> 00:00:25,667 ( snoring ) 3 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:35,500 MARK. MARK, YOU'RE SNORING. 4 00:00:35,567 --> 00:00:37,700 OH, SORRY. 5 00:00:42,100 --> 00:00:44,233 ( snoring ) 6 00:01:02,934 --> 00:01:05,233 ( toilet seat clanks ) 7 00:01:05,300 --> 00:01:07,467 ( urinating ) 8 00:01:16,266 --> 00:01:18,533 ( helicopter hovering overhead ) 9 00:01:28,667 --> 00:01:31,967 - ( Valerie groans ) - ( toilet seat clanks ) 10 00:01:32,033 --> 00:01:34,166 ( urinating ) 11 00:01:41,433 --> 00:01:44,467 ( cell phone ringtone playing ) 12 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,533 ( home phone ringing ) 13 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:53,367 WHAT TIME IS IT? 14 00:01:53,433 --> 00:01:55,433 IT'S 5:15. 15 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:57,767 - HELLO, WHO IS THIS? - WHO IS IT? 16 00:01:57,834 --> 00:02:00,100 BILLY? BILLY WHO? 17 00:02:00,166 --> 00:02:02,700 - VAL, IT'S YOUR PUBLICIST. - ( groans ) 18 00:02:02,767 --> 00:02:05,367 OH, CHRIST. I THOUGHT SOMETHING HAPPENED TO FRANCHESCA. 19 00:02:05,433 --> 00:02:08,633 OH, SORRY. BILLY, WHAT ARE YOU CALLING FOR? 20 00:02:09,567 --> 00:02:12,000 WHAT? WE WERE NOMINATED? 21 00:02:12,066 --> 00:02:15,367 ( laughing ) WHAT? WHAT?! 22 00:02:15,433 --> 00:02:18,800 MARK, "ROOM & BORED" WAS NOMINATED FOR A PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARD. 23 00:02:18,867 --> 00:02:20,467 - AT 5:15? - YEAH, 24 00:02:20,533 --> 00:02:23,100 THAT'S WHEN THEY BROADCAST IT TO NEW YORK, OF COURSE. 25 00:02:23,166 --> 00:02:25,333 WHAT? OH, NO NO. HE SAW IT ONLINE, SO-- 26 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:27,100 WHY IS HE ONLINE AT 5:00? 27 00:02:27,166 --> 00:02:29,834 HE'S A PUBLICIST, MARK. THAT'S WHERE HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE. 28 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:32,300 OH! OKAY, WHERE'S THE REMOTE? WHERE'S THE REMOTE? 29 00:02:32,367 --> 00:02:34,266 - I'M ASLEEP! - THIS IS BIGGER THAN SLEEP. 30 00:02:34,333 --> 00:02:36,300 WHERE'S THE REMOTE? PUT ON E!. 31 00:02:36,367 --> 00:02:38,100 - WHAT CHANNEL'S E!? - 204. 32 00:02:38,166 --> 00:02:40,333 JUST WANT TO SEE IF THEY ANNOUNCE IT LIKE THEY DO 33 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:42,200 AT THE EMMYS OR THE GOLDEN GLOBES OR-- 34 00:02:42,266 --> 00:02:44,700 OH, ALL RIGHT. NEVER MIND. IT'S NOT ON. 35 00:02:44,767 --> 00:02:46,467 - ( groans ) - OH, THIS IS SO EXCITING! 36 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:49,066 - ( laughing ) - VAL, CAN WE GO BACK TO SLEEP? 37 00:02:49,133 --> 00:02:51,500 - I DON'T HAVE TO BE UP FOR TWO HOURS. - I CAN'T SLEEP. 38 00:02:51,567 --> 00:02:53,333 LOOK, I'M UP! I'M UP! 39 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,400 I TELL YOU WHAT: YOU GO BACK TO SLEEP. 40 00:02:55,467 --> 00:02:59,166 ONE SECOND, BILLY. OH, WHAT ABOUT BEST ACTRESS? 41 00:02:59,233 --> 00:03:01,400 ( cast chatting ) 42 00:03:02,467 --> 00:03:05,500 HELLO HELLO HELLO, FELLOW NOMINEES! 43 00:03:05,567 --> 00:03:08,600 CONGRATULATIONS, ONE AND ALL! 44 00:03:08,667 --> 00:03:10,500 - WHAT? - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 45 00:03:10,567 --> 00:03:12,934 YOU DON'T KNOW? DO YOU REALLY-- YOU DON'T KNOW? 46 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,233 JANE, THEY DON'T KNOW. HOW GREAT IS THIS? 47 00:03:15,300 --> 00:03:17,900 - I'M GOING TO BE THE ONE TO TELL THEM. - TELL US WHAT? 48 00:03:17,967 --> 00:03:19,700 "ROOM & BORED" HAS BEEN NOMINATED 49 00:03:19,767 --> 00:03:21,567 FOR A PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARD 50 00:03:21,633 --> 00:03:23,667 FOR FAVORITE NEW TV COMEDY! 51 00:03:23,734 --> 00:03:25,667 - NO WAY, ARE YOU SERIOUS?! - YEAH! 52 00:03:25,734 --> 00:03:28,900 AND JUNA HAS BEEN NOMINATED 53 00:03:28,967 --> 00:03:33,100 - FOR FAVORITE FEMALE TV STAR. - ( all cheer ) 54 00:03:33,166 --> 00:03:36,467 - CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? WE'RE ALL NOMINATED! - ALL NOMINATED? 55 00:03:36,533 --> 00:03:38,567 ( high-pitched vocalizing ) 56 00:03:38,633 --> 00:03:40,600 OH, HOLD ON, MAN! BRING IT DOWN! 57 00:03:40,667 --> 00:03:42,633 YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN IN WHAT, LIKE TWO EPISODES? 58 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:44,700 OH, INTERESTING. TWO EPISODES, 59 00:03:44,767 --> 00:03:48,400 - AND SUDDENLY YOU'RE NOMINATED. - THAT IS INTERESTING. 60 00:03:48,467 --> 00:03:50,333 ( both resume vocalizing ) 61 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:52,233 IS THERE GONNA BE A RED CARPET? 62 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:56,000 - THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW. - OF COURSE THERE IS. 63 00:03:56,066 --> 00:03:58,467 SO WE HAVE TO WATCH EVERYTHING WE PUT IN OUR MOUTHS. 64 00:03:58,533 --> 00:04:00,800 ( laughs ) 65 00:04:00,867 --> 00:04:02,934 LET'S NOT FORGET 66 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,867 - THE WRITERS! BRAVO, GIGI! - OH YEAH! 67 00:04:04,934 --> 00:04:07,834 - ( all cheering ) - BRAVO, ZACH. 68 00:04:07,900 --> 00:04:10,967 GOOD WORK. THANK YOU SO MUCH. IT'S CAUSE OF YOU. 69 00:04:11,033 --> 00:04:12,500 VERY GOOD. 70 00:04:12,567 --> 00:04:15,233 - OH, SPEAK OF THE DEVILS. - Shayne: OH, TOM! 71 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:16,800 ( all cheering ) 72 00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:21,133 - WHAT? WHAT IS ALL THIS? - Chris: WHO'S YOUR DADDY? 73 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:23,734 WE GOT NOMINATED, MAN! FAVORITE NEW TV COMEDY. 74 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:26,734 OH, YEAH YEAH. WELL... 75 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,266 LET'S NOT GET ALL CARRIED AWAY. 76 00:04:29,333 --> 00:04:31,467 OH, LET'S NOT ALL GET CARRIED AWAY. 77 00:04:31,533 --> 00:04:34,667 LET'S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY. ARE YOU MR. COOL, HUH? COME HERE, YOU. 78 00:04:34,734 --> 00:04:37,633 - OH, WOW. - IT'S GOOD, IT'S GOOD. 79 00:04:37,700 --> 00:04:40,066 - THANK YOU. - PAULIE G, YOU TOO. 80 00:04:40,133 --> 00:04:41,633 REAL GOOD, REAL GOOD. 81 00:04:41,700 --> 00:04:44,567 WOW. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF IT WERE A BIG AWARD, FUCK ME? 82 00:04:44,633 --> 00:04:47,900 - OH! - YEAH, HIT HIM, SHAYNE! THAT'S RIGHT, HIT HIM. 83 00:04:47,967 --> 00:04:49,667 PAULIE G, FYI, 84 00:04:49,734 --> 00:04:52,033 PEOPLE'S CHOICE IS A BIG AWARD, ALL RIGHT? 85 00:04:52,100 --> 00:04:54,734 IT'S FROM THE PEOPLE. THAT'S THE BIGGEST HONOR YOU COULD GET. 86 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:57,000 I SHOULD KNOW 'CAUSE I HAVE ONE. DID YOU KNOW THAT? 87 00:04:57,066 --> 00:04:59,734 NO, I WAS GOING TO SAY WE SHOULDN'T GET ALL CARRIED AWAY 88 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,734 - 'CAUSE WE DIDN'T WIN. - WHAT? 89 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:04,567 NO, THEY NOTIFY THE WINNER TO MAKE SURE THAT THEY'RE THERE. 90 00:05:04,633 --> 00:05:06,333 - IT'S NOT US. - UH-HUH. 91 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:07,934 BUT JUNA WON FAVORITE FEMALE TV STAR! 92 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,367 - DID SHE?! - YEAH. 93 00:05:09,433 --> 00:05:11,367 - WELL THAT'S GREAT! OKAY, SO... - YEAH. 94 00:05:11,433 --> 00:05:13,533 ...WE STILL HAVE TO GO TO SUPPORT JUNA, RIGHT? 95 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:15,767 AND CELEBRATE OUR OWN NOMINATION, WIN OR LOSE. 96 00:05:15,834 --> 00:05:18,367 - IT'S STILL A BIG DEAL, ISN'T IT?! - YEAH, SURE. 97 00:05:18,433 --> 00:05:20,100 - YEAH, RIGHT? - RIGHT. 98 00:05:20,166 --> 00:05:22,100 THAT'S RIGHT. YOU KNOW HOW MANY SHOWS 99 00:05:22,166 --> 00:05:24,266 NEVER GET NOMINATED FOR ANY AWARDS? 100 00:05:24,333 --> 00:05:26,467 I DON'T KNOW. FOUR? 101 00:05:26,533 --> 00:05:28,700 EXCUSE ME, WHERE WOULD I FIND 102 00:05:28,767 --> 00:05:31,066 A TOM PETERMAN AND A PAULIE G? 103 00:05:32,066 --> 00:05:33,834 VAL, YOU DIDN'T-- 104 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:35,800 ( laughing ) 105 00:05:35,867 --> 00:05:38,200 - Delivery guy: CONGRATULATIONS. - Shayne: THAT'S NICE. 106 00:05:38,266 --> 00:05:40,700 - OOH, NICE. - Valerie: YEAH, CONGRATULATIONS. 107 00:05:40,767 --> 00:05:43,100 - YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO-- - ( balloon pops ) 108 00:05:43,166 --> 00:05:45,100 FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT, "ALL RIGHT, 109 00:05:45,166 --> 00:05:48,100 IT HAPPENED, HE SHOT SOMEONE." 110 00:05:48,166 --> 00:05:51,300 I SHOULD PUT IT OUT. YOU ALL RIGHT? 111 00:05:51,367 --> 00:05:53,333 I LOVE AWARDS SHOWS. 112 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,066 THERE, I SAID IT. 113 00:05:55,133 --> 00:05:57,000 I'M NOT ONE OF THOSE STARS WHO PRETENDS 114 00:05:57,066 --> 00:05:59,233 THAT DRESSING UP AND WALKING ON THE RED CARPET 115 00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:02,133 IS JUST A BIG PAIN IN MY YOU-KNOW-WHAT. 116 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:03,934 WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THOSE PEOPLE 117 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,000 WHO SAY HOLLYWOOD HAS TOO MANY AWARD SHOWS? 118 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:09,367 I SAY, "WHERE'S THE LOVE?" 119 00:06:10,867 --> 00:06:12,800 WHAT AWARDS HAVE YOU WON? 120 00:06:12,867 --> 00:06:15,600 WELL, THERE'S THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARD 121 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:17,500 WHICH IS NEAR AND DEAR. 122 00:06:17,567 --> 00:06:19,700 THAT WAS THE FIRST ONE. 123 00:06:22,533 --> 00:06:25,033 - ( footsteps approaching ) - WE'RE SHOOTING. 124 00:06:25,100 --> 00:06:27,600 I'M SORRY, JANE. I JUST HAVE TO GIVE HER A-- 125 00:06:27,667 --> 00:06:29,200 - VAL. - OH, BABY GIRL. 126 00:06:29,266 --> 00:06:32,233 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE GORGEOUS FLOWERS. 127 00:06:32,300 --> 00:06:33,867 WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, 128 00:06:33,934 --> 00:06:37,300 - FAVORITE FEMALE TELEVISION STAR! - CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 129 00:06:37,367 --> 00:06:39,700 MY FIRST JOB. IT'S CRAZY. 130 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:41,567 THEY HAVE GOOD TASTE. 131 00:06:41,633 --> 00:06:44,133 FIRST ME, NOW YOU-- PASSING THE TORCH. ( chuckles ) 132 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:45,667 - RIGHT. - RIGHT. 133 00:06:45,734 --> 00:06:48,300 WELL I SHOULD LET YOU GUYS GET BACK TO YOUR STUFF. 134 00:06:48,367 --> 00:06:50,734 THANKS, JANE. OH MY GOD, VAL. 135 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:53,000 HOW DO YOU EVEN THINK WITH ALL THESE LIGHTS? 136 00:06:53,066 --> 00:06:55,600 - SORRY. SEE YOU LATER, GUYS. - SEE YA! 137 00:06:57,333 --> 00:06:59,200 Man: I'M LOOKING FOR A VALERIE CHERISH. 138 00:06:59,266 --> 00:07:02,867 - OH, SOMEONE'S GETTING FLOWERS. - OH, LOOK AT THAT. 139 00:07:02,934 --> 00:07:06,100 OH, WHO ARE THOSE FROM, MICKEY! 140 00:07:06,166 --> 00:07:10,000 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. I'M NOT SAYING. READ THE CARD. 141 00:07:10,066 --> 00:07:13,066 LET'S SEE. "CONGRATULATIONS FROM YOUR FAVORITE GAY." 142 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:15,767 AW, MICKEY. 143 00:07:16,734 --> 00:07:18,500 GUY! FAVORITE GUY! YEAH. 144 00:07:18,567 --> 00:07:21,500 IT SAYS FAVORITE-- IT'S JUST BAD HANDWRITING. IT SAYS "GUY." 145 00:07:21,567 --> 00:07:23,934 CAN YOU SEE THAT? CAN YOU GET IT? YEAH. 146 00:07:26,700 --> 00:07:29,266 I JUST DIDN'T-- YOU HAVE TO WRITE MORE LEGIBLY, DEAR. 147 00:07:29,333 --> 00:07:32,133 OTHERWISE I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 148 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:35,166 YOU'RE NOT ON THE STAGE, SO IT IS ALL ABOUT THE RED CARPET. 149 00:07:35,233 --> 00:07:36,867 - DON'T I KNOW IT. - YEAH. 150 00:07:36,934 --> 00:07:39,100 WHAT EXACTLY IS IN THAT? 151 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:43,200 ORGANIC LEMON, MAPLE SYRUP AND CAYENNE PEPPER. 152 00:07:43,266 --> 00:07:45,266 AND A SPECIAL WEIGHT-LOSS INGREDIENT CALLED 153 00:07:45,333 --> 00:07:47,633 FEAR-YOU-WON'T-FIT-IN TO-THE-DESIGNER'S DRESS. 154 00:07:47,700 --> 00:07:50,967 - ( laughs ) RIGHT? - AT LEAST HAVE A BITE OF MY SALAD, RED. 155 00:07:51,033 --> 00:07:52,633 CAN'T DO IT, MICKEY. CAN'T DO IT. 156 00:07:52,700 --> 00:07:54,567 IT'S CALLED A FAST BECAUSE IF YOU EAT ANYTHING 157 00:07:54,633 --> 00:07:57,066 - THE WEIGHT COMES BACK REAL FAST! - ( Mickey laughs ) 158 00:07:57,133 --> 00:07:59,633 I GOT A HOT DESIGNER INTERESTED IN DOING YOUR DRESS. 159 00:07:59,700 --> 00:08:01,266 - WHO? - JAY MCCARROLL. 160 00:08:01,333 --> 00:08:03,633 I'M SORRY, I DON'T-- NO, I DON'T KNOW-- 161 00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:07,000 - THE WINNER OF "PROJECT RUNWAY"? - YEAH, I DON'T KNOW. 162 00:08:07,066 --> 00:08:11,100 THE DESIGNER REALITY SHOW I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT, RED. 163 00:08:11,166 --> 00:08:14,600 DID YOU? YOU TELL ME ABOUT SO MANY SHOWS IT'S HARD FOR ME TO-- 164 00:08:14,667 --> 00:08:18,100 A REALITY SHOW WINNER DESIGNING FOR A REALITY SHOW STAR, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 165 00:08:18,166 --> 00:08:21,033 THE PRESS IS ALL OVER IT. THEY'RE ALREADY CALLING ME LIKE CRAZY. 166 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:22,834 - WELL, WE HAVE A PROBLEM. - WHAT? 167 00:08:22,900 --> 00:08:26,266 BECAUSE I'VE ALREADY CONTACTED MR. NOLAN MILLER ABOUT DESIGNING MY DRESS. 168 00:08:26,333 --> 00:08:28,633 ( stammers ) NOLAN "DYNASTY" MILLER? 169 00:08:28,700 --> 00:08:31,367 YEAH. DID ME FOR THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARDS WHEN I WON. 170 00:08:31,433 --> 00:08:34,333 AND I PROMISED HIM HE COULD DO ME THE NEXT TIME I'M NOMINATED. 171 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:36,700 NO NO. I MEAN, NOLAN MILLER IS GREAT, 172 00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:38,934 - BUT, YOU KNOW... - YEAH. 173 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,100 ...JAY MCCARROLL'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. 174 00:08:41,166 --> 00:08:43,166 MICKEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 175 00:08:43,233 --> 00:08:45,367 - HE'S VERY TALENTED. - Both: YEAH. 176 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:47,734 I DON'T KNOW, BILLY. I DON'T KNOW. 177 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:50,834 I KNOW WHAT I LOOK GOOD IN AND I LOOK GOOD IN NOLAN MILLER. 178 00:08:50,900 --> 00:08:53,667 VALERIE, YOU'RE GONNA BE ON THE RED CARPET NEXT TO JUNA. 179 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:55,667 YOU GOTTA KICK IT UP A NOTCH. 180 00:08:55,734 --> 00:08:58,433 OKAY. SURE, WHY NOT? 181 00:08:58,500 --> 00:09:01,700 - GREAT. - ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE WHAT HE COMES UP. 182 00:09:01,767 --> 00:09:04,300 - GREAT. I WILL HANDLE NOLAN MILLER-- - WELL, LET'S... 183 00:09:04,367 --> 00:09:06,500 SEE WHAT THE OTHER GUY'S DRESS LOOKS LIKE FIRST. 184 00:09:06,567 --> 00:09:08,033 OH, THERE'S GIGI. 185 00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:10,200 SHE HASN'T GOT A PLACE TO SIT, POOR THING. 186 00:09:10,266 --> 00:09:12,500 MICKEY, I'M NOT GONNA INVITE HER TO JOIN US. 187 00:09:12,567 --> 00:09:14,800 - WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A BUSINESS MEETING. - IT'S COOL. 188 00:09:14,867 --> 00:09:16,834 SHE CAN HAVE MY SEAT. I HAVE A MEETING ANYWAY. 189 00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:19,033 GIGI, COME JOIN US. 190 00:09:20,066 --> 00:09:21,633 SO I'LL SEND JAY YOUR MEASUREMENTS? 191 00:09:21,700 --> 00:09:23,533 NO, LET'S HOLD OFF FOR THREE DAYS 192 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:25,700 'CAUSE I WANT TO GET THE WEIGHT DOWN. 193 00:09:25,767 --> 00:09:27,367 GREAT, SEE YOU. 194 00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:29,266 - HI, THANKS. - SIT, DARLING. 195 00:09:31,100 --> 00:09:32,867 SO CRAZY, HUH? SO CRAZY OVER THERE 196 00:09:32,934 --> 00:09:35,934 - WITH THE AWARDS SHOW BUSINESS, HUH? - HUH? OH, RIGHT. 197 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,600 Mickey: THAT MACARONI AND CHEESE LOOKS GOOD. 198 00:09:38,667 --> 00:09:41,266 OH, GO AHEAD. TWIST MY ARM. 199 00:09:41,333 --> 00:09:43,867 YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT ANYTHING, RED? 200 00:09:45,767 --> 00:09:48,000 EXCITED ABOUT THE BIG NIGHT? 201 00:09:48,066 --> 00:09:51,900 I'M NOT ALLOWED TO GO. ONLY THE WRITER-PRODUCERS GET A TICKET. 202 00:09:51,967 --> 00:09:53,467 AW, IT DOESN'T SEEM FAIR. 203 00:09:53,533 --> 00:09:55,667 ( sniffling ) 204 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:01,467 ( choked ) I... 205 00:10:01,533 --> 00:10:04,166 - I REALLY WANTED TO GO. - AW. 206 00:10:07,100 --> 00:10:10,600 - IT WAS THE ONLY THING I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO. - UH-HUH. 207 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:15,166 I'M IN THAT ROOM WITH THOSE GUYS WHO HATE ME ALL DAY. 208 00:10:15,233 --> 00:10:17,266 WELL, I'M SURE THEY DON'T HATE YOU. 209 00:10:17,333 --> 00:10:19,200 WHY WOULD THEY HATE YOU? 210 00:10:19,266 --> 00:10:21,700 THEY CALL ME "AUNT SASSY'S BITCH." 211 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:25,800 - WELL. - OH GOD, I CAN'T SEEM TO STOP EATING. 212 00:10:25,867 --> 00:10:29,734 - HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW FAT I'M GETTING? - I-- 213 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:32,333 I HAVEN'T KISSED ANYBODY IN LIKE, A YEAR. 214 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:35,867 AND THESE AWARDS WERE THE ONLY FUN THING THAT I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO 215 00:10:35,934 --> 00:10:38,333 AND NOW I DON'T EVEN GET TO GO. 216 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:41,133 I'M A WRITER ON THE SHOW THAT'S NOMINATED. 217 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:43,567 - IT'S NOT FAIR. - WELL, 218 00:10:43,633 --> 00:10:46,000 - HERE. - I'M SORRY. 219 00:10:46,066 --> 00:10:49,166 TAKE A NAPKIN THERE. YEAH, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 220 00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:51,433 I KNOW THE TICKETS ARE TIGHT, OKAY? 221 00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:55,200 THE ONLY WAY MICKEY'S GOING IS 'CAUSE JUNA'S GIVING HIM HER EXTRA TICKET. 222 00:10:55,266 --> 00:10:57,000 EVEN MICKEY GETS TO GO? 223 00:10:57,066 --> 00:10:59,066 WELL, LET'S THINK OF SOMETHING NOW, OKAY? 224 00:10:59,133 --> 00:11:01,700 - LET'S MAKE A CALL TO SOMEONE. - NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? 225 00:11:01,767 --> 00:11:03,433 I ALREADY TRIED EVERYTHING. 226 00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:05,633 YOU DID. WELL, 227 00:11:05,700 --> 00:11:08,400 NOT EVERYTHING. NOT EVERYTHING, OKAY? 228 00:11:08,467 --> 00:11:11,367 I'VE GOT TWO TICKETS. YOU CAN GO WITH ME. 229 00:11:12,433 --> 00:11:13,800 - OKAY? - OH MY GOD, REALLY?. 230 00:11:13,867 --> 00:11:15,600 YEAH, WHY NOT? WELL, WHY NOT? 231 00:11:15,667 --> 00:11:17,767 - COME BE MY DATE. - OH, THANK YOU. 232 00:11:17,834 --> 00:11:20,567 YOU'RE A WRITER ON THE SHOW, YOU DESERVE TO BE AT THE AWARDS. 233 00:11:20,633 --> 00:11:23,233 - DONE. - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 234 00:11:23,300 --> 00:11:25,266 - OH, MY PLEASURE. - ( exhales sharply ) 235 00:11:25,333 --> 00:11:27,734 MY PLEASURE. SEE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO CRY ANYMORE. 236 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,834 - I'M SORRY-- I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT. - IT'S OKAY. 237 00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:31,600 NO, IT'S EMOTION. 238 00:11:34,533 --> 00:11:36,467 - HELLO. - HEY. 239 00:11:36,533 --> 00:11:39,900 - WHERE'S FRANCHESCA? - IN THE CAR FINISHING A TEXT MESSAGE. 240 00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:42,700 - HOW WAS YOUR DAY? - FINE. 241 00:11:43,567 --> 00:11:45,934 HELLO, JANE AND ALL. 242 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,934 OH, SO WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR DINNER? STEAK? 243 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,100 OH, THAT SOUNDS GOOD. 244 00:11:54,734 --> 00:11:56,867 OKAY. 245 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,934 OH, YOU KNOW WHO MAKES A GOOD STEAK? 246 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,400 - THE PALM. - OH GREAT. 247 00:12:02,467 --> 00:12:04,200 OH... 248 00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:07,300 MARK, HOPE YOU'RE NOT TOO UPSET, 249 00:12:07,367 --> 00:12:09,166 BUT YOU KNOW THAT SWEET GIRL WRITER? 250 00:12:09,233 --> 00:12:11,300 SHE COULDN'T GET TICKETS TO THE AWARD SHOW, 251 00:12:11,367 --> 00:12:13,100 SO I GAVE HER YOURS. 252 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:14,867 YOU'RE NOT TOO UPSET, ARE YOU? 253 00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:17,000 WELL, I WAS KIND OF LOOKING FORWARD TO GOING. 254 00:12:17,066 --> 00:12:18,500 REALLY? REALLY? 255 00:12:18,567 --> 00:12:21,066 I THOUGHT YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO GO AND GET ALL DRESSED UP. 256 00:12:21,133 --> 00:12:23,734 WELL I'VE NEVER BEEN TO AN AWARDS SHOW. 257 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:26,533 - I'M SORRY. - WE DIDN'T KNOW EACH OTHER LAST TIME YOU WON. 258 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:29,000 - I'M NOT WINNING THIS TIME. - WELL I KNOW, 259 00:12:29,066 --> 00:12:31,166 BUT I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE COOL. 260 00:12:33,233 --> 00:12:36,066 ( softly ) SHE'S FAT. NO ONE LIKES HER. 261 00:12:36,133 --> 00:12:39,367 ALL RIGHT. NO NO NO, I HEAR YOU. I HEAR YOU. I HEAR YOU. 262 00:12:39,433 --> 00:12:41,667 MY MARKY-MARK. MY LOVE BALL. 263 00:12:41,734 --> 00:12:44,000 I'M SORRY. THERE'S GOING TO BE OTHER AWARDS SHOWS 264 00:12:44,066 --> 00:12:46,734 AND YOU ARE GOING TO BE MY DATE FOR EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM. 265 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,066 - ALL RIGHT, THERE'S THE EMMYS, - UM-HMM. 266 00:12:49,133 --> 00:12:51,266 - AND THE GOLDEN GLOBES, - UM-HMM. 267 00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:52,600 AND-- ( giggles ) 268 00:12:52,667 --> 00:12:54,000 OH. MARK... 269 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:57,700 I'D BETTER GET YOUR DINNER. 270 00:13:00,834 --> 00:13:03,367 - YES, LET'S GET OUR DINNER. - YEAH. 271 00:13:04,734 --> 00:13:07,333 - OH, MICKEY. - MM-HM. 272 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:10,166 DOES MR. MILLER KNOW ME OR DOES MR. MILLER KNOW ME? 273 00:13:10,233 --> 00:13:12,300 IT'S THE ONE TO BEAT, RED. 274 00:13:12,367 --> 00:13:14,000 OH, OKAY, FREDO. 275 00:13:14,066 --> 00:13:16,667 I THINK I'M GOING TO NEED ONE MORE FITTING JUST BEFORE THE AWARDS. 276 00:13:16,734 --> 00:13:18,400 - OH, SURE. WE CAN DO THAT. - GREAT, OKAY. 277 00:13:18,467 --> 00:13:20,734 - Billy: VAL? - OH, THAT'S BILLY WITH THE OTHER DRESS. 278 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,233 HERE IT IS, HOT OFF THE PRESS. WHERE IS SHE? 279 00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:25,367 - I'LL TAKE THAT. - I DIDN'T THINK WE'D MAKE IT. 280 00:13:25,433 --> 00:13:28,333 HE SAID HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO PUT A LABEL ON THE BACK. 281 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,800 IT'S LIKE-- OH, VAL, LISTEN! 282 00:13:30,867 --> 00:13:34,333 DON'T OVERREACT, BUT JAY SAY HE WENT A LITTLE SEXIER THAN WE TALKED ABOUT, 283 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:37,433 BUT HE THINKS YOU CAN PULL IT OFF. 284 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:38,967 OH, AND HE SAID IF IT ALL WORKS OUT, 285 00:13:39,033 --> 00:13:41,734 HE'S GOING TO FLY IN FROM PENNSYLVANIA FOR THE BIG EVENT. 286 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:43,533 HOW GREAT WOULD THAT BE, 287 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:46,767 THE TWO OF YOU GUYS ON THE RED CARPET TOGETHER? 288 00:13:46,834 --> 00:13:48,734 I'LL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, 289 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:52,066 SHE'S VERY ATTACHED TO THE NOLAN MILLER. 290 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:54,767 Valerie: OH. 291 00:13:56,367 --> 00:13:58,100 Billy: SHUT UP. 292 00:13:58,166 --> 00:14:00,533 - SHUT UP! - OH, NO. 293 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:03,166 I DON'T-- THIS ISN'T ME. 294 00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:04,667 MICKEY? 295 00:14:04,734 --> 00:14:06,600 RED, YOU LOOK HOT. 296 00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:09,900 - RED HOT! - I'M ALL HANGING OUT THOUGH. 297 00:14:09,967 --> 00:14:12,000 THAT'S WHAT THEY MAKE DOUBLE-STICK TAPE FOR. 298 00:14:12,066 --> 00:14:13,967 OKAY, IF YOU DO NOT WEAR THAT DRESS, 299 00:14:14,033 --> 00:14:15,734 I WILL KILL MYSELF. 300 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:17,767 THAT IS THE DRESS THAT GETS THE PRESS. 301 00:14:17,834 --> 00:14:20,133 BUT IS IT ME? IS IT ME, MICKEY? 302 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:22,967 YOU WANT A SPLASH. THAT'S THE SPLASH. 303 00:14:23,033 --> 00:14:25,033 IT SEEMS A LITTLE TIGHT. I DON'T KNOW. 304 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:27,333 FREDO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 305 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,367 ( stammers ) IT'S PERFECT. 306 00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:32,066 JUST RIGHT. 307 00:14:32,133 --> 00:14:34,834 WELL, IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD IN THE BACK THOUGH. SEE THAT? 308 00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:36,533 OH, WAS IN A BOX. 309 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,333 WE CAN STEAM AND-- 310 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,633 AY, MISS VAL. 311 00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:42,400 SO SKINNY. 312 00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:47,266 WELL, WE ARE GOING TO NEED A CASE OF THAT DOUBLE-STICK TAPE, HUH? 313 00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:50,000 GREAT! GREAT GREAT GREAT. NOW LISTEN, HERE'S THE THING. 314 00:14:50,066 --> 00:14:52,800 JAY'S INSISTING THAT WE USE HIS PEOPLE TO DO YOUR MAKEUP. 315 00:14:52,867 --> 00:14:55,700 - FINE. - AND HAIR. 316 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,567 WELL... 317 00:14:58,633 --> 00:15:00,633 I HAVE TO GO HOME AND FEED THE DOGS. 318 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,600 - MICKEY. - I'M FINE. 319 00:15:02,667 --> 00:15:06,100 YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO. 320 00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:11,667 AY, MR. MICKEY. 321 00:15:13,166 --> 00:15:15,600 - ( both giggle ) - VALERIE, THAT DRESS IS AMAZING. 322 00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:18,000 - YOU LOOK VERY PRETTY - OH, THANK YOU. 323 00:15:18,066 --> 00:15:19,934 HOW IS MY DRESS? IS IT TOO TIGHT? 324 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,834 - I FEEL... - NO. 325 00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:23,700 ( cell phone chirps ) 326 00:15:23,767 --> 00:15:27,066 HELLO? YEAH, WE'RE PULLING UP RIGHT NOW. 327 00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:29,433 I DON'T KNOW WHY I LET THEM TALK ME INTO SMOKY EYES. 328 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:32,133 LOOKS LIKE I FELL ASLEEP IN MY MAKEUP. LOOK AT THAT. 329 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,200 - LET US KNOW. - BILLY, HOW'S MY HAIR? 330 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:36,533 I CAN'T-- JANE, JANE? 331 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,500 - JANE, HOW'S MY HAIR. - Jane: GREAT. 332 00:15:38,567 --> 00:15:42,033 YEAH, SPEAKING OF GREAT, YOU REALLY CLEAN UP NICE. VERY SEXY SHOES. 333 00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:44,266 - Jane: I'M REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE. - AW. 334 00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:47,700 - PULLING UP TO SECURITY NOW. - NO NO NO. DRIVE AROUND THE BLOCK AGAIN. 335 00:15:47,767 --> 00:15:51,333 JUNA HASN'T ARRIVED. WE HAVE TO GET THERE THE EXACT SAME TIME AS JUNA. 336 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,934 REAL IMPORTANT TO COORDINATE THESE MOMENTS. 337 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,166 THE PRESS IS GOING TO GO CRAZY WHEN JUNA AND I GET OUT AT THE SAME TIME, SO-- 338 00:15:57,233 --> 00:15:59,433 WHAT? NO, SHE'S PULLING UP. NO, DON'T DRIVE AROUND. 339 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:02,800 - THIS IS GOOD. THIS IS GOOD. WE'RE GOOD. - OH, ALL RIGHT. 340 00:16:02,867 --> 00:16:04,567 I'M LOWERING THE WINDOWS FOR SECURITY. 341 00:16:04,633 --> 00:16:06,633 - SECURITY, YEAH. - ( crowd chattering ) 342 00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:09,867 HELLO, OFFICER. VALERIE CHERISH. 343 00:16:09,934 --> 00:16:12,033 - YOU ALL HAVE A NICE EVENING. - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 344 00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:14,633 - Gigi: THANKS. - GIGI, WHY DON'T YOU SLIDE OVER HERE 345 00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:16,333 AND GIVE VALERIE ROOM TO GET OUT FIRST? 346 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,066 - OH YEAH. - Billy: HERE YOU GO. 347 00:16:18,133 --> 00:16:19,700 ( fabric tears ) 348 00:16:19,767 --> 00:16:22,333 OH. OH, YOUR DRESS SEAM RIPPED. 349 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,133 - WHAT? WHERE? - Billy: OH. 350 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,700 - THERE. - OH MY GOD. 351 00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:28,233 - DON'T KNOW THE HECK WE CAN DO ABOUT THAT. - WHAT SHOULD I-- 352 00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:31,066 - THAT'S REALLY BAD. - JUST HAVE TO HOLD ON TO IT AND COVER IT. 353 00:16:31,133 --> 00:16:32,600 - HOLD IT? - Billy: WE GOTTA MOVE. 354 00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:34,166 - I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW. - OKAY. 355 00:16:34,233 --> 00:16:36,367 - Billy: LET'S GO. GOTTA MOVE. - YEAH. 356 00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:41,567 - ( crowd cheering ) - Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen... 357 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:57,233 - TO THE LEFT HAND SIDE. - OH, NO, SHE'S A NOMINEE. 358 00:16:57,300 --> 00:16:58,467 VALERIE CHERISH, HI. 359 00:16:58,533 --> 00:17:00,400 - HELLO. - AND THEY'RE ALL WITH ME, SO... 360 00:17:00,467 --> 00:17:01,900 - IT'S A LOT OF-- - OKAY, 361 00:17:01,967 --> 00:17:04,233 THERE'S ONLY NOMINEES ALLOWED ON THE RED CARPET. 362 00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:06,166 OH, NO, THIS IS MY REALITY CREW, 363 00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:08,967 SO THEY HAVE TO-- DON'T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT THEM, YOU KNOW? 364 00:17:09,033 --> 00:17:11,500 OKAY, HOLD RIGHT HERE. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO CLEAR THIS. 365 00:17:11,567 --> 00:17:13,233 - YOU HAVE TO CLEAR IT. - EXCUSE ME. JUNA. 366 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:16,233 - I'M GONNA NEED SOMEBODY TO VERIFY ANOTHER-- - EXCUSE ME! 367 00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:18,533 - HI, YOU GUYS! - AW, BABY GIRL! 368 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:21,133 - Juna: THANK YOU. - AW, MICKEY, LOOKING GOOD. 369 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,500 - HELLO, VAL. - OH, DON'T BE THAT WAY. 370 00:17:23,567 --> 00:17:27,166 COME ON, MY HEAD'S ON FIRE FROM THE MANIAC YANKING AT IT ALL DAY. 371 00:17:27,233 --> 00:17:29,433 ( gasps ) OH MY GOD, I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU. 372 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,000 I'M SO FREAKED OUT. 373 00:17:31,066 --> 00:17:33,834 - AWW. - VAL, CAN YOU DO THE RED CARPET WITH ME? 374 00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:36,066 - YES! - Billy: YES, ABSOLUTELY! DEFINITELY! 375 00:17:36,133 --> 00:17:40,000 - Carolina: WE NEED TO GO. - Billy: THEY'RE GOING TO DO THE RED CARPET TOGETHER. 376 00:17:40,066 --> 00:17:42,633 GREAT, BUT "ACCESS HOLLYWOOD" IS WAITING FOR US RIGHT NOW. 377 00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:44,967 - YEAH, THEN WE GOTTA GO. - Mickey: EXCUSE ME. 378 00:17:45,033 --> 00:17:46,767 - Billy: WE'RE WITH THEM. - I'M SORRY. 379 00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:51,033 CAN I GET SOMEBODY TO COME DOWN HERE AND VERIFY ANOTHER REALITY CREW? 380 00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:53,133 - YOU TWO. GUYS, COME ON. - VAL! 381 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,200 YEAH, WE'LL JUST BE ONE SECOND, OKAY? 382 00:17:55,266 --> 00:17:57,934 - DON'T GO FAR! - NO, I WON'T. 383 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,800 THEY'RE DOING AN INTERVIEW TOGETHER, SO... 384 00:17:59,867 --> 00:18:02,600 - I UNDERSTAND. I'M SORRY. - Valerie: SHE DOESN'T FEEL SECURE. 385 00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:05,200 Guard: THIS WILL BE SETTLED VERY VERY QUICKLY. 386 00:18:05,266 --> 00:18:07,967 ( wild cheering ) 387 00:18:08,033 --> 00:18:10,834 I AM HERE WITH THE ORIGINAL DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE-- 388 00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:13,500 JANE KACZMAREK FROM "MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE." 389 00:18:13,567 --> 00:18:16,500 - I AM, AREN'T I? - YOU ARE! IT'S GREAT! 390 00:18:16,567 --> 00:18:18,266 SO YOU'RE HERE AS A PRESENTER TONIGHT. 391 00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:20,567 - YES-- FAVORITE NEW COMEDY. - HAVE YOU SEEN THEM? 392 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:23,667 - Valerie: WHERE'S JANE? - Jane: I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY OF THEM. 393 00:18:23,734 --> 00:18:25,767 - Melissa: NEITHER HAVE I. - Valerie: I KNOW IT'S HERE. 394 00:18:25,834 --> 00:18:28,266 YOU'RE FLYING SOLO TONIGHT. WHERE'S YOUR WONDERFUL HUSBAND? 395 00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:30,800 - BRADLEY'S HOME WITH THE KIDS. - Valerie: MAYBE SHE'S OVER HERE. 396 00:18:30,867 --> 00:18:32,867 - OH, A NIGHT OUT. - OH, YEAH. 397 00:18:32,934 --> 00:18:35,467 MOST IMPORTANT-- WHAT WE ALL WANT TO KNOW: 398 00:18:35,533 --> 00:18:39,300 - WHO ARE YOU WEARING? THE DRESS IS SPECTACULAR. - THANK YOU, IT'S RICHARD TYLER. 399 00:18:39,367 --> 00:18:41,467 - I LOVE THE TOUCH OF COLOR. - ISN'T THAT PRETTY, 400 00:18:41,533 --> 00:18:43,100 - THAT COLOR IN THERE? - IT'S GREAT. 401 00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:45,834 THEY'RE YELLING AT ME TO GO BACK TO MY MOM. MOM, WHO YOU GOT? 402 00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:48,000 Woman: WE'RE OUT. CLEAR. 403 00:18:48,066 --> 00:18:50,400 UM, WHO ARE THESE CAMERAS? 404 00:18:50,467 --> 00:18:52,333 OH, THIS IS "THE COMEBACK." 405 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:55,133 - THE WHAT? - "THE COMEBACK" WITH VALERIE CHERISH. 406 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,200 - OH. - WE'RE OVER THERE. WE'RE GOING. 407 00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:59,233 MORE COVERAGE, YES, IT'S FINE. 408 00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:01,100 - JANE, WE LOST YOU. - WE GOT STUCK. 409 00:19:01,166 --> 00:19:03,967 - I KNOW, BUT WE GOT TO MOVE. - WE GOT TO MOVE. 410 00:19:04,033 --> 00:19:05,900 ( crowd calling ) JUNA! 411 00:19:05,967 --> 00:19:09,066 - JUNA! JUNA! JUNA! - Woman: THANK YOU! 412 00:19:09,133 --> 00:19:11,567 Man: JUNA! 413 00:19:11,633 --> 00:19:14,834 HERE'S WHAT'S HAPPENING. JUNA'S STARTING WITH BILLY BUSH ALONE-- 414 00:19:14,900 --> 00:19:17,100 NONE OF THE FANS RECOGNIZE ME. I SHOULD HAVE COME AS ME. 415 00:19:17,166 --> 00:19:20,133 YOU LOOK AMAZING. JUNA IS GONNA START WITH BILLY BUSH ALONE, 416 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,734 - THEN SHE'S GONNA BRING YOU IN. - Man: VALERIE! 417 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:23,967 - PUT A PIN IN THAT. - VALERIE! 418 00:19:24,033 --> 00:19:25,967 YEAH! YEAH! 419 00:19:26,033 --> 00:19:28,467 Valerie: GET-- HAND THAT DOWN, WON'T YOU? 420 00:19:28,533 --> 00:19:30,900 Carolina: BILLY'S READY. WE HAVE TO GO NOW! 421 00:19:30,967 --> 00:19:33,500 - OKAY, THANKS GUYS! - WE GOT TO GO. 422 00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:37,066 JUNA MILLKEN. GOT MILLKEN? 423 00:19:37,133 --> 00:19:39,934 EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE MILKMAID. YOU LOOK GREAT. 424 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,834 - I LOVE THE DRESS-- ALMOST WORE THE SAME ONE. - OH REALLY? 425 00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:44,734 GREAT, I JUST SAW JAY MCCARROLL ON THE CARPET. 426 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,400 - LET'S GET THAT GREAT PRESS PICTURE. - SURE SURE, YEAH. 427 00:19:47,467 --> 00:19:49,100 - YEAH, HERE. - GREAT GREAT GREAT. 428 00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:51,667 - JAY! JAY! - HEY, IT'S BILLY STANTON. 429 00:19:51,734 --> 00:19:55,066 HOW ARE YOU? I WANTED TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MISS VALERIE CHERISH. 430 00:19:55,133 --> 00:19:57,266 HELLO, MY DESIGNER. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 431 00:19:57,333 --> 00:19:59,333 - SEXY, HUH? - OH MY GOD. 432 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,900 IT'S-- IT'S BACKWARDS. 433 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:03,700 - WHAT? - YOU HAVE THE DRESS ON BACKWARDS. 434 00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:05,600 - I THOUGHT IT WAS FOR THE CLEAVAGE - NO NO NO. 435 00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:08,233 - IT'S NOW OR NEVER FOR "ACCESS HOLLYWOOD." - NEVER. YOU KNOW WHAT? 436 00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:10,500 GO AND FLIP THE DRESS AROUND. FLIP YOUR HEAD AROUND. 437 00:20:10,567 --> 00:20:12,467 - I HAVE TO CHANGE IT. - GO CHANGE! 438 00:20:12,533 --> 00:20:15,233 - YOU WEREN'T CLEAR ABOUT WHICH WAY! - THE INTERVIEW'S NOW! 439 00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:17,767 MICKEY, I NEED YOUR HELP. I NEED YOUR HELP. 440 00:20:17,834 --> 00:20:20,200 WHAT, IS YOUR NEW HAIRSTYLIST NOT BEING ABLE TO-- 441 00:20:20,266 --> 00:20:21,967 NEVER MIND, MY DRESS IS ON BACKWARDS. 442 00:20:22,033 --> 00:20:24,166 - I'M BACKWARDS. - LET'S FIND YOU A PLACE TO CHANGE. 443 00:20:24,233 --> 00:20:26,433 - YEAH, CHANGE IT. - EXCUSE US. 444 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,700 Jane: LET'S GO, YOU GUYS. HURRY-- 445 00:20:30,767 --> 00:20:33,266 - JANE FELL. - SHE'LL BE ALL RIGHT. SHE'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 446 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:36,300 - FUCKING SHOES! - EXCUSE US, FOLKS! 447 00:20:36,367 --> 00:20:37,934 Announcer: ...Ray Romano! 448 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,633 Man: PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS. 449 00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:42,367 - EXCUSE ME. - THE TELECAST WILL START IN FIVE MINUTES! 450 00:20:42,433 --> 00:20:44,200 OH, FIVE MINUTES, MICKEY. 451 00:20:44,266 --> 00:20:46,433 - I'VE GOT FIVE MINUTES. - PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS! 452 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,633 - OH! - VAL, WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? 453 00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:50,767 THERE WAS A LONG LINE AT THE LADIES' ROOM. 454 00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:52,734 - OH, WE WAITED TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH YOU. - OH. 455 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:55,233 YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET YOUR PUBLICIST SOME GRIEF COUNSELING. 456 00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:58,367 - SO YOU DID ALL OF IT-- JOAN RIVERS? NANCY O'DELL? - YEAH, IT'S ALL OVER. 457 00:20:58,433 --> 00:21:00,300 IT'S ALL OVER. AW, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 458 00:21:00,367 --> 00:21:03,133 - YOU KNOW, THAT DOES LOOK LIKE THE FRONT OF THE DRESS. - I KNOW, I KNOW. 459 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,734 Female announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome 460 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:08,934 From "Malcolm in the Middle" Jane Kazcmarek. 461 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,767 Valerie: TOM? 462 00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:14,000 I WANT YOU TO KNOW, EVEN THOUGH WE'RE NOT WINNERS TONIGHT, 463 00:21:14,066 --> 00:21:17,567 - TO ME, WE'RE ALL WINNERS. WE REALLY ARE. - NO WE'RE NOT. 464 00:21:17,633 --> 00:21:21,834 - IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU FEEL, WHY DID YOU EVEN COME? - FREE HOOCH. 465 00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:25,800 - Kazcmarek: THE NOMINEES FOR FAVORITE TV COMEDY ARE... - CAN I GET MY HAND BACK? 466 00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:28,567 - ..."SLICE OF LIFE." - THAT SHOW ISN'T 467 00:21:28,633 --> 00:21:30,633 EVEN HALF AS GOOD AS OURS, MAN. 468 00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:32,700 "NUT HOUSE." 469 00:21:32,767 --> 00:21:34,400 GIGI, THEY MIGHT PUT CAMERAS ON US. 470 00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:37,133 YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE CHOCOLATE ON YOUR-- PUT IT AWAY. 471 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,934 AND "ROOM & BORED." 472 00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:42,033 ( high-pitched vocalizing ) 473 00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:44,367 AND THE AWARD GOES TO... 474 00:21:44,433 --> 00:21:45,834 "SLICE OF LIFE." 475 00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:48,033 ( award music playing ) 476 00:21:50,133 --> 00:21:52,767 - Woman: EXCUSE ME. - OH, I'M SORRY. I'M IN THE WAY. 477 00:21:52,834 --> 00:21:55,367 - CONGRATULATIONS. - EXCUSE ME. 478 00:21:58,467 --> 00:22:00,100 Announcer: Please take your seats. 479 00:22:00,166 --> 00:22:04,033 Coming up next, the award for favorite female television star. 480 00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:06,100 THANK YOU, SIR. I'M BACK FROM THE RESTROOM. 481 00:22:06,166 --> 00:22:07,867 ( chuckles ) 482 00:22:07,934 --> 00:22:10,400 HELLO? YOU'RE IN MY SEAT. 483 00:22:10,467 --> 00:22:13,133 SHE'S TALKING TO YOU. 484 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,433 DO I NEED TO CALL AN USHER? 485 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:18,100 EXCUSE ME, THIS SEAT-FILLER WON'T STOP FILLING MY SEAT. 486 00:22:18,166 --> 00:22:20,066 OH, NEVER-- THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 487 00:22:20,133 --> 00:22:22,100 - CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? - THAT WAS SO WEIRD. 488 00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:25,066 DID HE THINK HE WAS GOING TO STAY HERE FOR THE REST OF THE SHOW? 489 00:22:25,133 --> 00:22:27,133 PEOPLE WILL DO ANYTHING TO BE ON CAMERA. 490 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:30,367 - ( award music playing ) - Please welcome from "The George Lopez Show" 491 00:22:30,433 --> 00:22:32,934 George Lopez. 492 00:22:37,667 --> 00:22:39,467 THANK YOU. 493 00:22:40,633 --> 00:22:42,633 I'M HERE TO PRESENT THE AWARD 494 00:22:42,700 --> 00:22:44,700 FOR FAVORITE FEMALE TELEVISION STAR. 495 00:22:44,767 --> 00:22:45,967 Okay, a word to everyone. 496 00:22:46,033 --> 00:22:47,900 Be careful making your way to the stage 497 00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:50,266 because there are three different reality crews 498 00:22:50,333 --> 00:22:52,967 filming three different reality shows in the audience. 499 00:22:53,033 --> 00:22:54,900 There's four crews if you count the one 500 00:22:54,967 --> 00:22:58,033 - with Paris Hilton in the men's room. - ( audience laughs ) 501 00:22:59,133 --> 00:23:01,033 THE NOMINEES ARE... 502 00:23:01,100 --> 00:23:03,767 PORTIA DE ROSSI-- "ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT." 503 00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:07,867 DEBRA MESSING-- "WILL AND GRACE." 504 00:23:07,934 --> 00:23:10,367 ( audience cheers ) 505 00:23:10,433 --> 00:23:13,367 AND JUNA MILLKEN-- "ROOM & BORED." 506 00:23:13,433 --> 00:23:15,600 ( audience cheering ) 507 00:23:16,734 --> 00:23:19,066 AND THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE GOES TO... 508 00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:23,333 - MY GIRL JUNA MILLKEN! - ( award music playing ) 509 00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:45,734 OH MY GOSH. WOW, THANK YOU. 510 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,967 I WANT TO THANK THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR ME, FIRST OFF. 511 00:23:49,033 --> 00:23:51,800 UM... OH MY GOSH. 512 00:23:51,867 --> 00:23:53,467 OKAY, UM... 513 00:23:53,533 --> 00:23:55,667 I WANT TO THANK MY AGENTS, 514 00:23:55,734 --> 00:23:57,867 MY MANAGER, MY LAWYER, 515 00:23:57,934 --> 00:23:59,800 MY PARENTS-- I LOVE YOU-- 516 00:23:59,867 --> 00:24:01,667 OUR BRILLIANT SHOW CREATORS 517 00:24:01,734 --> 00:24:03,700 TOM PETERMAN AND PAULIE G, 518 00:24:03,767 --> 00:24:08,767 OUR AMAZING WRITERS ZACH, MILO, ARTHUR AND GIGI, 519 00:24:08,834 --> 00:24:11,300 MY FELLOW CAST MEMBERS SHAYNE THOMAS, CHRIS MACNESS, 520 00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:14,467 JESSE WOOD-- OH, WRAP IT UP. OKAY, OKAY, UM... 521 00:24:14,533 --> 00:24:17,066 - KAVEEN KAHAN AND GREG NARAYAN... - ( award music playing ) 522 00:24:17,133 --> 00:24:19,000 AND ESPECIALLY... 523 00:24:19,066 --> 00:24:20,934 VALERIE CHERISH, WITHOUT HER... 524 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:24,100 - ( silent ) - ( music intensifies ) 525 00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:30,567 THANK YOU. 526 00:24:31,900 --> 00:24:34,300 I COULDN'T HEAR. COULD YOU HEAR WHAT SHE SAID? 527 00:24:34,367 --> 00:24:37,400 - NO, I COULDN'T. - THEY CUT HER OFF. THEY CUT HER OFF. 528 00:24:37,467 --> 00:24:39,633 - THE MUSIC GOT REALLY LOUD. - YEAH. 529 00:24:39,700 --> 00:24:43,500 Female announcer: ...29th annual People's Choice Awards will be right back. 530 00:24:45,100 --> 00:24:47,333 - EXCUSE ME. VALERIE CHERISH. - ( lounge music playing ) 531 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:48,533 - HI. - Valerie: HI. 532 00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,100 WE'RE REALLY BACKED UP IN THERE. 533 00:24:50,166 --> 00:24:52,667 THE FIRE MARSHAL IS TOTALLY HOLDING US TO THE CAPACITY. 534 00:24:52,734 --> 00:24:55,033 - I'M SORRY. - THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I'M A NOMINEE, 535 00:24:55,100 --> 00:24:56,800 - OF COURSE. - SO YOU PROBABLY WANNA... 536 00:24:56,867 --> 00:24:59,133 RIGHT NOW, I COULD PROBABLY SNEAK IN YOU... 537 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:00,767 AND MAYBE JUST ONE MEMBER OF YOUR PARTY. 538 00:25:00,834 --> 00:25:02,800 IS THIS A PARTY OR "SOPHIE'S CHOICE"? 539 00:25:02,867 --> 00:25:04,800 - YEAH. - WE GOT TO GET A PICTURE WITH JUNA 540 00:25:04,867 --> 00:25:08,100 - BEFORE SHE LEAVES. - Hostess: IT'LL ONLY BE A SHORT WAIT, I PROMISE. 541 00:25:08,166 --> 00:25:10,967 - THANK YOU. - I PROMISE. 542 00:25:11,033 --> 00:25:12,834 NOPE NOPE. 543 00:25:12,900 --> 00:25:14,934 - CONGRATULATIONS. - THANK YOU VERY MUCH! 544 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,000 OH, HERE WE ARE. 545 00:25:17,066 --> 00:25:18,900 WELL, HELLO HELLO HELLO! 546 00:25:18,967 --> 00:25:21,033 - Shayne: HI! - ( overlapping greetings ) 547 00:25:21,100 --> 00:25:23,300 LOOK AT THIS, VAL, THEY GAVE US THE WORST TABLE. 548 00:25:23,367 --> 00:25:24,767 I MEAN, IT'S RIGHT BY THE DOOR. 549 00:25:24,834 --> 00:25:26,934 WELL, NOW, CHRIS, YOU GOT IN THE DOOR 550 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,800 AND THAT'S HALF THE BATTLE, HUH? 551 00:25:28,867 --> 00:25:32,066 WE ARE THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE! HERE'S TO THE CHOICE OF THE PEOPLE. 552 00:25:32,133 --> 00:25:34,600 OH, YES. THE PEOPLE HAVE CHOSEN 553 00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:37,000 AND THE PEOPLE CHOSE CRAP. 554 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,900 HERE YOU GO, BUDDY. POUND THAT. 555 00:25:42,967 --> 00:25:45,433 GREAT, MORE DRINKS. GREAT IDEA. 556 00:25:48,567 --> 00:25:51,533 - HEY, THERE YOU ARE. - Both: HI. 557 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:53,900 - HERE WE ARE. - VAL, I'M SO UPSET 558 00:25:53,967 --> 00:25:55,967 THAT NO ONE HEARD WHAT I SAID ABOUT YOU. 559 00:25:56,033 --> 00:25:57,367 OH, WHAT DID YOU SAY? 560 00:25:57,433 --> 00:25:59,367 OH I SAID, "ESPECIALLY VALERIE CHERISH, 561 00:25:59,433 --> 00:26:01,500 BECAUSE WITHOUT HER, NONE OF US WOULD BE FUNNY." 562 00:26:01,567 --> 00:26:03,567 - AW. - I JUST WISH EVERYONE HEARD THAT. 563 00:26:03,633 --> 00:26:06,767 I HEARD. THAT'S WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT. 564 00:26:06,834 --> 00:26:08,800 - YES, THAT'S TRUE. - AW. 565 00:26:08,867 --> 00:26:10,867 JANE, DID YOU GET THAT? YOU DID. 566 00:26:10,934 --> 00:26:13,700 ANYWAY, LISTEN, WE'RE GOING TO GO. DO YOU WANT TO COME? 567 00:26:13,767 --> 00:26:17,433 WELL, JUST GOT HERE. DIDN'T REALLY HAVE A CHANCE TO HANG OUT WITH THE GANG. 568 00:26:17,500 --> 00:26:19,333 - OKAY. - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 569 00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:22,066 WELL, KEIFER SUTHERLAND'S HAVING A PRIVATE PARTY. 570 00:26:22,133 --> 00:26:24,000 - MM, LET'S DO THAT. - OKAY. 571 00:26:24,066 --> 00:26:25,700 WHAT ABOUT MICKEY? 572 00:26:25,767 --> 00:26:29,100 - HE'S MY DATE, SO THAT'S FINE. - WHAT ABOUT MY DATE? 573 00:26:29,166 --> 00:26:31,700 OH MY GOD. I THINK SHE'S GOT A RIDE. 574 00:26:31,767 --> 00:26:34,166 Valerie: AW, THAT'S NICE. 575 00:26:34,233 --> 00:26:36,133 GIGI'S GETTIN' A LITTLE SOMETHIN' SOMETHIN'. 576 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:37,867 YEAH, OKAY. MICKEY, 577 00:26:37,934 --> 00:26:41,100 LET'S GO GET OUR GOODY BAGS AND GO, HUH? 578 00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:44,133 OOH OOH! GOT TO FIND A PHONE, CALL MARK, 579 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,900 - TELL HIM I'M GOING TO KEIFER'S, HUH? - Juna: OKAY, YEAH. 580 00:26:46,967 --> 00:26:49,200 Paulie G: ( laughing ) OH MY GOD! 581 00:26:54,567 --> 00:26:57,200 - IT'S THE BEST DAY EVER. - I KNOW AND IT IS. IT REALLY IS. 582 00:26:57,266 --> 00:26:58,867 OH, LOOK, IT'S THE QUICK WAY OUT. 583 00:26:58,934 --> 00:27:01,600 SORRY, MISS. EVERYONE MUST EXIT OUT THE BACK. 584 00:27:01,667 --> 00:27:03,400 OH, CAN'T WE JUST SNEAK OUT THIS WAY? 585 00:27:03,467 --> 00:27:05,967 THERE'S LIKE A MILLION PHOTOGRAPHERS OUT THAT WAY. 586 00:27:06,033 --> 00:27:08,066 WELL, BABY GIRL, A RULE'S A RULE, SO-- 587 00:27:08,133 --> 00:27:10,033 PLEASE, SIR, PLEASE? 588 00:27:10,100 --> 00:27:12,000 WELL, WE DON'T WANT TO GET HIM IN TROUBLE. 589 00:27:12,066 --> 00:27:15,633 - POSE FOR A FEW PHOTOGRAPHERS-- - ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS JUST LOOK THE OTHER WAY 590 00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:17,767 AND WE'LL SNEAK OUT. PLEASE? 591 00:27:17,834 --> 00:27:19,467 - ( softly ) OKAY. - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 592 00:27:19,533 --> 00:27:21,200 - YOU'RE GOING TO LET US-- - ( giggles ) 593 00:27:21,266 --> 00:27:23,500 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 594 00:27:23,567 --> 00:27:25,633 Man: BREAK THAT SHIT DOWN! 595 00:27:25,700 --> 00:27:27,533 I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE ALL NIGHT. 596 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:31,066 - THE GLAMOUR NEVER ENDS. - ( girls laugh ) 597 00:27:31,133 --> 00:27:32,834 OOH, CAREFUL. WATCH OUT. 598 00:27:32,900 --> 00:27:35,800 Photographer: HOLD IT! HOLD IT! THAT'S A GREAT SHOT! 599 00:27:35,867 --> 00:27:37,800 - JUST LOOK OVER HERE! - Both: OKAY. 600 00:27:37,867 --> 00:27:40,066 - ( both laugh ) - WAIT! MICKEY, MICKEY. 601 00:27:42,433 --> 00:27:44,300 YEAH. 602 00:27:44,367 --> 00:27:45,934 - Valerie: GOOD. - Juna: THANK YOU. 603 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,533 LOVELY. BEAUTIFUL. 604 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,667 - BEAUTIFUL. - LET'S GO, GIRLS. WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO. 605 00:27:50,734 --> 00:27:52,233 - OH. - OH, SORRY. 606 00:27:52,300 --> 00:27:54,567 - THANKS A LOT. - Both: THANK YOU. 607 00:27:54,633 --> 00:27:57,800 - WE GOT IT. - GOT OURSELVES A PICTURE. 608 00:27:58,834 --> 00:28:00,533 OH, MICKEY? RUN AHEAD AND SEE 609 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,533 WHAT PAPER HE'S WITH, OKAY? 610 00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:04,967 YEAH, STEP IT UP, DEAR. HE'S GETTING AWAY! 611 00:28:05,033 --> 00:28:06,767 OH, JANE. 612 00:28:06,834 --> 00:28:08,567 JANE, GOT YOU A GOODY BAG. 613 00:28:08,633 --> 00:28:10,600 HERE YOU GO. I KNOW YOU WANT IT. ( chuckles ) 614 00:28:10,667 --> 00:28:12,367 - THANK YOU. - SURE. 615 00:28:12,433 --> 00:28:14,233 Juna: LOOK AT ALL THIS COOL MAKEUP. 616 00:28:14,300 --> 00:28:16,567 OH, YEAH. YOU GOT TO BE CAREFUL WITH THAT THOUGH. 617 00:28:16,633 --> 00:28:18,400 - OH. - USED A BASE FROM A GOODY BAG ONCE, 618 00:28:18,467 --> 00:28:20,033 - GAVE ME A RASH FOR A WEEK. - OH, SHIT. 619 00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:21,567 - Juna: OH GOD. - YEAH YEAH. 620 00:28:21,633 --> 00:28:23,400 SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THIS? 621 00:28:23,467 --> 00:28:26,300 - MAYBE I'LL GIVE IT TO MY PARENTS. - AWW, GOOD FOR YOU. 622 00:28:26,367 --> 00:28:29,633 - ( both laugh ) - THEY'LL NEED A WHOLE ROOM BY THE TIME YOU'RE DONE. 623 00:28:29,700 --> 00:28:31,400 - I DIDN'T CALL FOR THE CAR. - ( gasps ) 624 00:28:31,467 --> 00:28:34,233 - DID YOU CALL TO GET YOUR CAR? - NO, I DIDN'T BRING MY PURSE. 625 00:28:34,300 --> 00:28:36,867 WELL I BROUGHT MY PURSE, BUT I CAN'T FIT MY CELL PHONE IN HERE. 626 00:28:36,934 --> 00:28:38,567 ( laughs ) SHOOT, WELL-- 627 00:28:38,633 --> 00:28:41,433 - Juna: MAYBE MICKEY KNOWS. DO YOU KNOW? - HERE HE IS. 628 00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:43,967 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS WAITING FOR? COME ON! 629 00:28:44,033 --> 00:28:47,266 OW, MY FEET ARE ON FUCKING FIRE. 630 00:28:47,333 --> 00:28:50,367 GO! COME ON. 631 00:28:50,433 --> 00:28:51,934 Mickey: I SAW A LIMO OVER THERE. 632 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,500 - Valerie: YOURS. WHERE'S MINE? - Mickey: GO WITH US. 633 00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:57,033 - Juna: YOU CAN COME WITH US. - Valerie: I'LL GO WITH YOU. 634 00:28:57,100 --> 00:28:59,967 - NO ONE WILL CARE. - Juna: I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO COME WITH US. 635 00:29:00,033 --> 00:29:04,166 - Valerie: THAT WOULD BE FUN. - Man: CAN YOU GUYS GIVE ME A HAND OVER HERE OR WHAT? 636 00:29:04,216 --> 00:29:08,766 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 50205

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