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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,166 --> 00:00:18,400 ( tone sounds ) 2 00:00:20,867 --> 00:00:23,133 ( Jane whispers ) LET'S GO. 3 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:25,233 HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 4 00:00:25,300 --> 00:00:27,500 WELL, IT'S GREAT TO BE BACK AT WORK. 5 00:00:27,567 --> 00:00:30,600 I GOT THE CALL YESTERDAY THAT THE SHOW'S OFFICIALLY UP AND RUNNING. 6 00:00:30,667 --> 00:00:32,166 YEAH. ( mimics radio static ) 7 00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:33,867 "'ROOM AND BORED,' THIS IS THE NETWORK. 8 00:00:33,934 --> 00:00:36,500 YOU ARE CLEARED FOR TAKE OFF. AGAIN." 9 00:00:36,567 --> 00:00:39,000 Jane: WHAT CHANGES DO YOU THINK THEY MADE TO THE SHOW? 10 00:00:39,066 --> 00:00:43,633 WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S TELEVISION, SO ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE. 11 00:00:43,700 --> 00:00:46,266 SO, YOU DON'T FEEL NERVOUS? 12 00:00:46,333 --> 00:00:50,000 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE BEEN WORKING IN TV FOR 20 YEARS, 13 00:00:50,066 --> 00:00:52,633 SO I NO LONGER FEEL ANYTHING. ( chuckles ) 14 00:00:52,700 --> 00:00:55,100 RED, WAIT! 15 00:00:55,166 --> 00:00:58,400 - WAIT, RED! - OKAY. 16 00:00:58,467 --> 00:01:00,400 - I HAVE A LITTLE... - WHAT? 17 00:01:00,467 --> 00:01:03,300 - ...GOOD LUCK-- HERE. - WHAT? 18 00:01:03,367 --> 00:01:06,367 IT'S A-- IT'S A WELCOME BACK GIFT FOR YOU. 19 00:01:06,433 --> 00:01:08,600 OKAY, ALL RIGHT, MICKEY, JUST BREATHE. 20 00:01:08,667 --> 00:01:10,500 TAKE YOUR TIME. WHAT'S THE HURRY? 21 00:01:10,567 --> 00:01:14,500 I WANTED YOU TO HAVE IT BEFORE YOU WENT INTO THE BIG RETOOL MEETING. 22 00:01:14,567 --> 00:01:17,667 AH, OKAY, LET'S SEE. OH, LOOK, ISN'T THAT PRETTY? 23 00:01:17,734 --> 00:01:19,500 IT'S A FOUR-LEAF CLOVER. 24 00:01:19,567 --> 00:01:21,533 - YEAH. - FOR GOOD LUCK. 25 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:24,800 MAYBE IT'LL HELP IN THE MEETING. 26 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:28,633 OKAY, WELL... 27 00:01:28,700 --> 00:01:30,467 I'LL TRY TO PUT IT ON AS I WALK. 28 00:01:30,533 --> 00:01:32,533 - THANK YOU. THANKS, DARLING. - GOOD. 29 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:35,533 - THINKING OF YOU. - YEAH. 30 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:39,800 Tom: SO, FIRST OF ALL, 31 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:41,500 WELCOME BACK! 32 00:01:41,567 --> 00:01:43,867 IT'S GREAT TO SEE EVERYBODY! 33 00:01:43,934 --> 00:01:45,500 IT SURE IS, ISN'T IT? 34 00:01:45,567 --> 00:01:47,934 - YES! - TOM. PAULIE G. 35 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:50,533 Tom: IT IS! SO, LISTEN. 36 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:53,500 WE MADE SOME CHANGES TO THE SHOW. 37 00:01:53,567 --> 00:01:56,400 THEY MAY SEEM BIG, BUT THEY'RE NOT. 38 00:01:56,467 --> 00:01:59,934 THE NETWORK ASKED US TO REFOCUS THE SHOW. 39 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,266 SO... 40 00:02:02,333 --> 00:02:06,166 CASSIE, SHE NOW LIVES IN THE APARTMENT ALONE. 41 00:02:06,233 --> 00:02:07,834 WHAT? 42 00:02:07,900 --> 00:02:09,433 - I DO? - YEAH. 43 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:14,000 THE IDEA IS TO JUST OPEN THINGS UP A LITTLE BIT, 44 00:02:14,066 --> 00:02:16,166 LIKE MAKE IT LESS CLAUSTROPHOBIC. 45 00:02:16,233 --> 00:02:17,533 SO, WHERE AM I? 46 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:20,600 YOU LIVE IN AN ANOTHER APARTMENT IN THE BUILDING, 47 00:02:20,667 --> 00:02:23,066 BUT YOU'RE STILL DOWN AT CASSIE'S APARTMENT A LOT. 48 00:02:23,133 --> 00:02:27,600 IT'S LIKE-- IT'S LIKE THE MAIN HANG OUT, A LA "SEINFELD." 49 00:02:27,667 --> 00:02:30,266 WAIT, DID I JUST SAY "A LA"? 50 00:02:30,333 --> 00:02:31,800 PRAISE ALLAH! 51 00:02:31,867 --> 00:02:33,400 YO, WHAT ABOUT US? 52 00:02:33,467 --> 00:02:36,166 Paulie G: MOONER AND STITCH LIVE IN ANOTHER UNIT IN THE CONDO. 53 00:02:36,233 --> 00:02:40,066 OH, ANOTHER UNIT? WOW, AUNT SASSY'S A LAND BARON. WHO KNEW? 54 00:02:41,333 --> 00:02:44,533 SO ARE YOU, UH, EVER GONNA SEE OUR APARTMENT? 55 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:46,467 OH, YEAH! YEAH YEAH! 56 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:49,033 EVENTUALLY. LIKE-- 57 00:02:49,934 --> 00:02:51,533 YEAH, AND WE FOUND 58 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:54,000 THESE TWO HILARIOUS GUYS WE'RE BRINGING ONTO THE SHOW. 59 00:02:54,066 --> 00:02:56,100 Tom: WHO LIVE IN ANOTHER UNIT IN THE BUILDING. 60 00:02:56,166 --> 00:02:59,066 Paulie G: THEY'RE A COMEDY TEAM I SAW AT THE ASPEN COMEDY FESTIVAL. 61 00:02:59,133 --> 00:03:02,000 THEY DO THIS WHOLE-- 62 00:03:02,066 --> 00:03:04,166 THEY DO THIS WHOLE PAKISTANI-GIBBERISH THING. 63 00:03:04,233 --> 00:03:06,233 IT'S, LIKE-- ( speaks mock Hindi ) 64 00:03:06,300 --> 00:03:09,000 SO THEY'RE GONNA BE CASSIE'S PEN PALS FROM INDIA. 65 00:03:09,066 --> 00:03:10,333 ANYWAY, YOU'LL SEE. 66 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:13,800 - WOW, COMEDY TEAM. FUN! REAL FUN! - Tom: MMM. 67 00:03:13,867 --> 00:03:17,200 SO, THERE YOU GO. THAT'S THE NEW "ROOM AND BORED." 68 00:03:18,266 --> 00:03:20,066 - WHAT ABOUT AUNT SASSY? - YEAH. 69 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:22,934 - ( cell phone vibrates ) - WHOA WHOA! 70 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,633 OH, MY WIFE. 71 00:03:24,700 --> 00:03:26,867 I ACTUALLY HAVE TO TAKE THIS. 72 00:03:26,934 --> 00:03:28,300 MY KID HAS THE FLU, SO. 73 00:03:28,367 --> 00:03:30,567 OH, YEAH, TAKE IT. SURE, YEAH. 74 00:03:32,133 --> 00:03:33,600 Tom: HI. 75 00:03:33,667 --> 00:03:36,867 ( whispers ) DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME ABOUT THE...? 76 00:03:36,934 --> 00:03:39,467 ( Tom whispering ) 77 00:03:45,066 --> 00:03:46,900 OKAY. YEAH, I LOVE YOU TOO. 78 00:03:46,967 --> 00:03:48,800 FEVER BROKE. 79 00:03:48,867 --> 00:03:52,066 AW, GREAT. POOR LITTLE GUY, YEAH. 80 00:03:52,133 --> 00:03:55,233 - Tom: ACTUALLY, IT'S A GIRL. - OH, IS IT? OH. 81 00:03:55,300 --> 00:03:56,500 THAT'S NICE, YEAH. 82 00:03:56,567 --> 00:03:59,500 - DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL. SO? - Tom: YEAH. 83 00:04:01,233 --> 00:04:04,934 - WHA-- WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT? - AUNT SASSY. 84 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,734 OH OH, RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT! 85 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:10,300 - YEAH? - YEAH, THINGS PRETTY MUCH STAY THE SAME WITH YOU. 86 00:04:10,367 --> 00:04:12,266 YOU JUST COME IN AND OUT OF CASSIE'S APARTMENT. 87 00:04:12,333 --> 00:04:15,000 OH, GREAT! SO, I'M UNALTERED? 88 00:04:15,066 --> 00:04:17,100 THAT'S GREAT. NO BIG CHANGES, THEN? 89 00:04:17,166 --> 00:04:19,066 - Tom: NO CHANGES. NONE. - OH, GREAT. 90 00:04:19,133 --> 00:04:21,000 - SO, IT'S WORKING FOR YOU? - IT'S WORKING GREAT. 91 00:04:21,066 --> 00:04:23,433 - YOU'RE BOTH HAPPY? GREAT! - IT'S WORKING GREAT. 92 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:26,066 AH, GOOD! OKAY. 93 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:29,867 THIS IS MY APARTMENT. 94 00:04:29,934 --> 00:04:31,734 DO YOU LIKE IT? 95 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:32,867 ( Tom laughs ) 96 00:04:32,934 --> 00:04:35,533 - Both: WHAT? WHAT? - ( laughing ) 97 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:40,533 YOU MUST BE TIRED FROM YOUR TRIP. DO YOU WANT TO GO TO BED? 98 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:41,800 OH. 99 00:04:41,867 --> 00:04:44,533 ( both speaking mock Hindi ) 100 00:04:45,767 --> 00:04:47,800 ( Tom and Paulie G laughing ) 101 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:53,066 Juna: AWESOME! 102 00:04:53,133 --> 00:04:56,400 YOU STAY HERE AND I'LL GO PUT MY LITTLE NIGHTIE ON. 103 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:03,567 I LOVE HAVING MY PEN PALS HERE. 104 00:05:17,333 --> 00:05:19,433 ( singing in high pitch ) 105 00:05:23,667 --> 00:05:25,400 MAN, THAT CHICK IS HOT. 106 00:05:25,467 --> 00:05:28,400 HOW SWEET IS IT THAT WE FOUND THAT PEN PAL LETTER? 107 00:05:28,467 --> 00:05:30,633 - ( Paulie G guffaws ) - Tom: AND CUT! 108 00:05:30,700 --> 00:05:33,133 - Tom: NICE! - Paulie G: AWESOME! AWESOME! 109 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,900 Tom: OKAY, LET'S MOVE ON! NEXT SCENE, EVERYBODY! 110 00:05:35,967 --> 00:05:37,934 YO, MY MAN, CAN WE DO THIS AGAIN? 111 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,033 WE LIKE TO DO THINGS A FEW TIMES JUST TO PLAY AROUND. 112 00:05:40,100 --> 00:05:42,166 - TOM? PAULIE G? - WHATEVER YOU NEED. 113 00:05:42,233 --> 00:05:43,633 Wagner: WHATEVER YOU NEED. 114 00:05:43,700 --> 00:05:46,233 UH, BUT THIS TIME, TRY TO BE FUNNY. 115 00:05:46,300 --> 00:05:48,533 YOU DON'T WANT FUNNY. THIS IS A SITCOM. 116 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:50,066 ( crew jeering ) 117 00:05:50,133 --> 00:05:53,600 Wagner: CLEAR THE SET, EVERYONE. WE'RE GOING AGAIN. 118 00:05:53,667 --> 00:05:57,100 MAN, WE'RE JUST HANGING AROUND WATCHING EVERYONE ELSE REHEARSE. 119 00:05:57,166 --> 00:06:00,367 GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO MY WORLD. ( laughs ) 120 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:03,633 ( Valerie speaks mock Hindi ) 121 00:06:03,700 --> 00:06:05,667 ( laughs ) 122 00:06:05,734 --> 00:06:08,900 AND THE OTHER ONE GOES... 123 00:06:08,967 --> 00:06:10,834 - THAT SOUNDS FUNNY. - OH, YEAH, IT IS. 124 00:06:10,900 --> 00:06:13,467 - THEY DO IT AS FUNNY AS YOU? - WELL, DIFFERENT, 125 00:06:13,533 --> 00:06:15,233 BUT YEAH. YEAH. 126 00:06:15,300 --> 00:06:17,567 DO IT AGAIN. 127 00:06:20,700 --> 00:06:22,367 SEE? EVERYTHING WORKED OUT FOR THE BEST. 128 00:06:22,433 --> 00:06:27,033 MM-HMM. WELL, FOR ME, YEAH, 'CAUSE I'M UNALTERED. 129 00:06:27,100 --> 00:06:30,200 YOU KNOW? BUT FOR JESSE AND CHRIS, 130 00:06:30,266 --> 00:06:32,200 THEY ARE NOT THRILLED WITH THINGS AT ALL. 131 00:06:32,266 --> 00:06:34,200 IN FACT, CHRIS IS SO PISSED OFF THAT-- 132 00:06:34,266 --> 00:06:36,400 THIS IS ACTUALLY KIND OF FUNNY-- 133 00:06:36,467 --> 00:06:39,900 HE SAID HE'S SO MAD, HE'S NOT GOING TO LEARN "THOSE F-ING GUYS' NAMES." 134 00:06:39,967 --> 00:06:43,533 HE'S GONNA CALL THEM THE BEADIE-BEADIE BOYS. ( laughs ) 135 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:45,367 WELL, YOU HAD TO BE THERE, 'CAUSE-- 136 00:06:45,433 --> 00:06:47,166 Franchesca: DADDY, I'M HERE! 137 00:06:47,233 --> 00:06:50,433 YEAH, WELL, 15 MINUTES LATE. 138 00:06:50,500 --> 00:06:51,934 YEAH, IT'S ONLY 15 MINUTES. 139 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,834 CURFEW'S A CURFEW, MARK. YOU'RE THE FATHER. 140 00:06:53,900 --> 00:06:56,100 YOU HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING. HELLO HELLO HELLO. 141 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:58,200 WELL, WHO DO WE HAVE HERE? 142 00:06:58,266 --> 00:07:01,333 - THIS IS MY BEST FRIEND KALLA. - HELLO, BEST FRIEND KALLA. 143 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:04,633 I THOUGHT YOUR BEST FRIEND WAS BRICE STEIN. 144 00:07:04,700 --> 00:07:06,333 MM, YEAH, WELL. 145 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:09,934 UH, OKAY, THIS IS MY DAD, THIS IS VALERIE 146 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,233 AND THIS IS THE CAMERA CREW. 147 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:14,166 THEY'RE TOTALLY HERE ALL THE TIME. 148 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:16,600 - BANANAS. - WE DON'T PLAY TO THEM. 149 00:07:16,667 --> 00:07:18,400 YOU HAVE TO PRETEND LIKE THEY'RE NOT HERE. 150 00:07:18,467 --> 00:07:20,667 - RIGHT. - YOU'RE LATE. 151 00:07:20,734 --> 00:07:23,533 YEAH, YOU KNOW, BUT WE WERE AT KEVIN COSTNER'S HOUSE AND-- 152 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:26,200 YOU WERE AT KEVIN COSTNER'S? 153 00:07:26,266 --> 00:07:28,367 YEAH, HIS SON'S INTO KALLA. 154 00:07:28,433 --> 00:07:30,333 Mark: YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE STILL LATE. 155 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:32,533 THEY WERE AT KEVIN COSTNER'S HOUSE, MARK. 156 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:33,967 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 157 00:07:34,033 --> 00:07:37,333 15 MINUTES IS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD, RIGHT? 158 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:39,700 - ( chuckling ) - YEAH, WELL, WE WERE WAITING. 159 00:07:39,767 --> 00:07:43,100 VALERIE WENT TO THE TROUBLE TO ORDER THIS NICE MEAL FROM TOSCANA. 160 00:07:43,166 --> 00:07:45,200 OH, WELL, WE JUST ATE. 161 00:07:45,266 --> 00:07:47,133 YEAH, WE SPLIT AN ATKINS BAR. 162 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:51,033 YOU SPLIT AN ATKINS BAR? THAT'S NOT FOOD. OKAY? 163 00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:53,467 LISTEN, I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, FRANCHESCA. 164 00:07:53,533 --> 00:07:56,033 IF YOU'RE GONNA BE HERE THE WHOLE WEEK, YOU HAVE TO EAT. 165 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:58,700 YOUR MOTHER'S GONNA BE SO MAD AT ME. 166 00:07:59,700 --> 00:08:02,533 FINE. I'LL HAVE SOME RAPINI. 167 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,033 Valerie: GOOD. 168 00:08:05,100 --> 00:08:09,166 SO, YOU'RE ON THAT JUNA MILLKEN SHOW, RIGHT? 169 00:08:09,233 --> 00:08:11,333 - ( Mark chuckling ) - OKAY. 170 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:13,934 THAT'S NOT WHAT WE CALL IT. ( chuckling ) 171 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:17,500 - WHAT IS SHE LIKE? - SHE'S WONDERFUL. 172 00:08:17,567 --> 00:08:20,100 - ( cell phone ringing ) - Valerie: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME PASTA? 173 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:23,300 - NOT AT THAT TABLE, CHESA. - Valerie: IT'S RUDE. 174 00:08:23,367 --> 00:08:27,200 IT'S REALLY RUDE, ESPECIALLY-- YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE KALLA RIGHT HERE. 175 00:08:27,266 --> 00:08:29,066 IT'S FROM KALLA. 176 00:08:29,133 --> 00:08:31,800 - ( cell phone rings ) - OH. 177 00:08:31,867 --> 00:08:34,533 YEAH, KALLA WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU CAN TAKE US 178 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:38,266 TO JUNA'S CD SIGNING AT THE VIRGIN MEGASTORE TOMORROW. 179 00:08:38,333 --> 00:08:41,467 WELL, YOU CAN TELL KALLA I'D BE HAPPY TO. 180 00:08:41,533 --> 00:08:43,066 BANANAS. 181 00:08:43,133 --> 00:08:45,367 ( cell phone rings ) 182 00:08:46,233 --> 00:08:49,333 ( chuckles ) BANANAS. 183 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:51,266 DO YOU WANT SOME MILK, DEAR? 184 00:08:51,333 --> 00:08:54,667 - MILK? - Mark: IT'S SKIM. 185 00:08:57,700 --> 00:09:00,300 MORNING, GREG. MORNING, KAVEEN. 186 00:09:00,367 --> 00:09:02,133 - MORNING. - MORNING. 187 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:05,033 LISTEN, I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU GUYS YOU WERE HILARIOUS YESTERDAY. 188 00:09:05,100 --> 00:09:06,934 - HILARIOUS. - OH, THANKS. 189 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:10,266 IN FACT, I WAS DOING YOU FOR MY HUSBAND LAST NIGHT AT HOME, 190 00:09:10,333 --> 00:09:12,300 AND I WAS GETTING LAUGHS AS YOU. 191 00:09:12,367 --> 00:09:14,400 - OH, REALLY? - ( laughs ) YEAH. 192 00:09:14,467 --> 00:09:16,000 - WOW. - SO, IT MADE ME THINK. 193 00:09:16,066 --> 00:09:17,867 YOU KNOW WHAT MIGHT BE REAL FUN? 194 00:09:17,934 --> 00:09:21,000 IF SASSY THINKS SHE CAN UNDERSTAND YOUR LANGUAGE. 195 00:09:21,066 --> 00:09:23,066 YOU KNOW-- ( speaks mock Hindi ) 196 00:09:23,133 --> 00:09:25,667 YOU KNOW? EXCEPT SHE'S DOING IT HER WAY. 197 00:09:28,066 --> 00:09:30,033 RIGHT? 198 00:09:30,100 --> 00:09:32,066 OKAY, WE'RE INDIAN, 199 00:09:32,133 --> 00:09:34,100 SO YOU SAYING THAT IS LIKE A WHITE PERSON 200 00:09:34,166 --> 00:09:37,233 MAKING FUN OF AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN. 201 00:09:38,734 --> 00:09:40,700 I-I'M SORRY. 202 00:09:40,767 --> 00:09:42,467 NO, I'M FUCKING WITH YOU. 203 00:09:42,533 --> 00:09:44,533 OH, VERY GOOD! 204 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:46,934 - YOU GOT ME. - GOOD. 205 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,767 GOOD, LISTEN. CAN YOU NOT SAY THE F-WORD? 206 00:09:49,834 --> 00:09:52,467 'CAUSE IT'S A NETWORK REALITY SHOW. 207 00:09:52,533 --> 00:09:54,934 - LOVE TO USE YOU ON IT. - AH, FUCK, I'M SORRY. 208 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,834 HAMMERHEAD, YOU JUST SAID FUCK AGAIN. 209 00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:59,467 DON'T SAY FUCK OR THEY CAN'T FUCKING USE IT. 210 00:09:59,533 --> 00:10:02,500 - OH, FUCK. - OKAY, GOOD. I'M GONNA HEAD OUT. 211 00:10:02,567 --> 00:10:04,066 OKAY, SO, I WON'T SAY FUCK AGAIN! 212 00:10:04,133 --> 00:10:06,333 THAT'S RIGHT. NOW, WHAT WORD ARE YOU NOT GOING TO SAY? 213 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,400 - FUCK? - THAT'S RIGHT. DON'T SAY FUCK. 214 00:10:08,467 --> 00:10:11,467 - GOT IT. NO FUCK. - ACTORS AND STAND-UPS, IT'S ALWAYS A DICEY MIX. 215 00:10:11,533 --> 00:10:13,300 Greg: AH, FUCK! I JUST SAID FUCK AGAIN! 216 00:10:13,367 --> 00:10:15,233 - FUCK YES! - ( groans ) FUCK ME! 217 00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:17,633 MMM, THIS IS DELICIOUS. 218 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,500 THIS IS GOOD. 219 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:22,934 WELL, HELLO HELLO HELLO. 220 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,900 HEY, VAL, CAN WE TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 221 00:10:24,967 --> 00:10:26,567 SURE, YEAH, HAVE A SEAT. 222 00:10:26,633 --> 00:10:28,500 ( sighs ) 223 00:10:28,567 --> 00:10:31,100 EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? YOU SEEM A LITTLE UPSET? 224 00:10:31,166 --> 00:10:33,767 - SHOULD I LEAVE? - NO, MAN, YOU'RE COOL. 225 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:35,867 WHAT'S UP WITH YOU TALKING TO THOSE BEADIE BOYS? 226 00:10:35,934 --> 00:10:38,667 - I'M SORRY? - WE SAW YOU TALKING TO THEM THIS MORNING. 227 00:10:38,734 --> 00:10:42,000 YOU KNOW, WE'RE TRYING TO FREEZE THOSE DICKS OUT. 228 00:10:42,066 --> 00:10:43,934 OKAY. NO, I'M SORRY. 229 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,700 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU WERE TRYING TO FREEZE. 230 00:10:46,767 --> 00:10:48,367 THEY'RE RUNNING ALL OVER THE SHOW, VAL. 231 00:10:48,433 --> 00:10:51,333 - WELL... - THE WRITERS CUT FOUR OF MY LINES LAST NIGHT, 232 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:54,700 SO THOSE GUYS CAN... ( speaks mock Hindi ) WHATEVER! 233 00:10:54,767 --> 00:10:56,600 I JUST WANT TO BUST THEIR FACES, YOU KNOW? 234 00:10:56,667 --> 00:10:58,800 WELL, ALL RIGHT, CHRIS, JUST CALM DOWN, OKAY? 235 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:01,100 MAYBE GET YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK? DIET COKE? 236 00:11:01,166 --> 00:11:03,233 - CHRIS IS PISSED OFF. - I'M PISSED OFF. 237 00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:06,166 I KNOW YOU ARE. I KNOW, BUT, YOU KNOW? 238 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,734 ONE SECOND. EXCUSE ME? 239 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:11,767 YEAH, I'VE GOT TO GET THESE GUYS SOME COOL DRINKS. 240 00:11:11,834 --> 00:11:13,400 SO, ICE TEA? 241 00:11:13,467 --> 00:11:16,300 - YEAH, THAT'S COOL. - SO, TWO ICE TEAS. 242 00:11:16,367 --> 00:11:19,467 WAIT A MINUTE. IS IT RASPBERRY OR PASSION FRUIT? 243 00:11:19,533 --> 00:11:21,567 I DON'T KNOW. 244 00:11:21,633 --> 00:11:23,567 MMM, PASSION. IT'S PASSION. 245 00:11:23,633 --> 00:11:25,667 - YEAH. - YEAH, TWO ICE TEAS. 246 00:11:25,734 --> 00:11:27,567 - THANKS, CARLOS. - THAT'S JUAN. 247 00:11:27,633 --> 00:11:30,467 - MICKEY, PLEASE. - LOOK, I'M QUITTING THE SHOW. 248 00:11:30,533 --> 00:11:32,700 YOU ARE NOT QUITTING. YOU ARE NOT QUITTING ANYTHING. 249 00:11:32,767 --> 00:11:35,500 AND JUNA, SHE'S IN EVERYTHING. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? 250 00:11:35,567 --> 00:11:39,367 OKAY, YOU KNOW, I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET, 251 00:11:39,433 --> 00:11:41,300 BUT YOU CAN'T LET THAT-- 252 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:43,300 WE CAN'T START TURNING ON EACH OTHER, OKAY? 253 00:11:43,367 --> 00:11:47,967 WE HAVE TO BE THERE FOR EACH OTHER IS WHAT WE HAVE TO DO. 254 00:11:48,033 --> 00:11:50,033 WE'RE THE ORIGINAL FIVE, ALL RIGHT? 255 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:53,200 - WE ARE THE SHOW. - IT'S NOT COOL. 256 00:11:53,266 --> 00:11:55,834 BOYS, IT'S TV. IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME, 257 00:11:55,900 --> 00:11:58,834 AND YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO ROLL WITH IT, MY FRIENDS. 258 00:11:58,900 --> 00:12:00,333 THAT'S HOW YOU SURVIVE. 259 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:03,066 - TRUE DAT! - MMM. 260 00:12:03,133 --> 00:12:04,633 ALL RIGHT, BUT YOU ARE UPSET, OKAY? 261 00:12:04,700 --> 00:12:09,066 I HEAR YOU, BUT I-- HAVE YOU CONSIDERED TALKING TO TOM 262 00:12:09,133 --> 00:12:11,100 - OR PAULIE G ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL? - OH, MAN. 263 00:12:11,166 --> 00:12:13,233 I MEAN, PAULIE'S ALWAYS LAUGHING AT THOSE GUYS. 264 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:16,333 - WELL... - HE DOESN'T EVEN WANT TO TALK TO US ANYMORE. 265 00:12:18,934 --> 00:12:20,533 Jesse: OH, MAN. 266 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:23,000 OH, COME ON, MAN. IT'S COOL. 267 00:12:23,066 --> 00:12:25,433 IS HE CRYING? CRYING? 268 00:12:29,033 --> 00:12:30,967 Jesse: COME ON, MAN. 269 00:12:31,033 --> 00:12:34,133 Valerie: OH, YOUR ICE TEA'S HERE. CHRIS, WANNA HAVE A SIP? 270 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:37,600 MAYBE IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 271 00:12:40,533 --> 00:12:43,433 WE DON'T HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE, DO WE? 272 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,100 HARDLY. I WOULD TO KILL MYSELF. 273 00:12:45,166 --> 00:12:46,967 STAY CLOSE, GIRLS, WILL YOU? 274 00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:50,633 - BACK OF THE LINE, PLEASE. - I'M A FRIEND OF JUNA'S, SO IT'S OKAY. 275 00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:52,834 VALERIE CHERISH. 276 00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:54,400 WHAT'S THE NAME AGAIN? 277 00:12:54,467 --> 00:12:56,667 - Jane: VALERIE CHERISH. - VALERIE CHERISH. 278 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,200 WE WERE JUST IN THERE SETTING UP ANOTHER CAMERA FOR HER. 279 00:12:59,266 --> 00:13:02,200 - IT'LL BE A SECOND. - I'VE GOT-- YEAH, THANK YOU. 280 00:13:02,266 --> 00:13:04,667 IS THAT A CIGARETTE? IS THAT A CIGARETTE? 281 00:13:04,734 --> 00:13:07,734 - YEAH, KALLA SMOKES. - OH, NO, KALLA DOESN'T. 282 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:09,367 PUT THAT OUT RIGHT NOW. 283 00:13:09,433 --> 00:13:12,533 IT'S AN AMERICAN SPIRIT. NO HARMFUL CHEMICALS. 284 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,633 JUST TAR AND NICOTINE, THAT'S ALL. 285 00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:16,033 PUT IT OUT, RIGHT NOW. 286 00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:17,934 VALERIE, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME. 287 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,767 I CAN'T HAVE A MINOR SMOKING ON MY SHOW. 288 00:13:19,834 --> 00:13:23,166 - SHE DOES IT ALL THE TIME. IT'S OKAY. - OUT! IT HAS TO GO OUT! 289 00:13:23,233 --> 00:13:25,233 - STOP ARGUING WITH ME. - PEOPLE ARE STARING. 290 00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:28,500 - GOD. - YOU SHOULDN'T FLICK IT. YOU CAN HURT SOMEONE. 291 00:13:28,567 --> 00:13:30,934 YOU KNOW THAT GUY CHRIS ON YOUR SHOW? 292 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,166 - YES. - HE IS SO HOT. 293 00:13:33,233 --> 00:13:35,633 OH MY GOD. I LOVE IT WHEN HE TAKES HIS SHIRT OFF. 294 00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:38,333 - ( gasps ) - HE IS VERY VERY CUTE, CHRIS. 295 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:41,133 YOU'VE GOTTA HOOK ME UP WITH HIM. 296 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:44,233 AND NOW I'M IN JAIL. ( chuckles ) 297 00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:46,867 - I'M NOT GONNA HOOK YOU UP WITH-- - YOU'RE OKAY. 298 00:13:46,934 --> 00:13:48,300 OH, GREAT. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 299 00:13:48,367 --> 00:13:49,800 APPRECIATE IT. GIRLS, HERE. 300 00:13:49,867 --> 00:13:51,767 - YOU WANNA HOLD ON? - AS IF. 301 00:13:51,834 --> 00:13:53,133 ALL RIGHT. 302 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,934 Valerie: GIRLS, LET ME GET IN FRONT. 303 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,633 HI. NO, I'M FRIENDS WITH HER. 304 00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:00,433 LET ME GET IN FRONT, SO SHE CAN SEE ME. 305 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,600 - Juna: HI, VAL! - OKAY. 306 00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,734 - WE'RE IN AND OUT. - Juna: HI, FRANCHESCA! 307 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,633 - HI, JUNA. - YOUR OUTFIT IS GREAT! 308 00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:08,433 - THANK YOU. - SO GLAD YOU SAID SOMETHING. 309 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:10,700 - SHE CHANGED ABOUT 10 TIMES. - VALERIE! 310 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,600 - REAL CUTE, HUH? - IT'S GREAT. 311 00:14:12,667 --> 00:14:14,834 YEAH, ANYHOW, THIS IS MY BEST FRIEND KALLA. 312 00:14:14,900 --> 00:14:16,934 - HI, KALLA, NICE TO MEET YOU. - HI, NICE TO MEET YOU. 313 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,934 IF YOU COULD JUST SIGN ONCE FOR FRANCHESCA AND ONE FOR KALLA. 314 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,900 - KALLA WITH A K. - Juna: SURE. 315 00:14:21,967 --> 00:14:23,400 WITH A K. 316 00:14:23,467 --> 00:14:25,934 VAL, I'M SO GLAD YOU CAME TODAY. 317 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,500 - WOULDN'T MISS IT. - NO ONE ELSE FROM THE SHOW CAME. 318 00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:30,066 - REALLY? - MMM. 319 00:14:30,133 --> 00:14:31,900 - ( gasps ) OH MY GOD! - ( shrieks ) 320 00:14:31,967 --> 00:14:35,867 ALL RIGHT, GIRLS, WHY DON'T YOU EACH FIND A CD AND I'LL BUY IT FOR YOU. 321 00:14:35,934 --> 00:14:37,166 DON'T GET LOST. 322 00:14:37,233 --> 00:14:39,667 SUDDENLY, I FEEL SO DISTANCED FROM ALL OF THEM. 323 00:14:39,734 --> 00:14:41,533 HI, I THINK YOU'RE AWESOME. 324 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:45,266 IT FEELS LIKE THEY THINK I WANT TO BE THE CENTER OF THE SHOW. 325 00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:47,233 LISTEN, YOU CAN'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY. 326 00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:50,567 YOU CAN'T. THOSE BOYS ARE A MESS. THEY'RE A MESS. 327 00:14:50,633 --> 00:14:54,734 I TOLD CHRIS HE SHOULD TALK TO PAULIE G, AND HE CRIED. 328 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:57,000 - OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? - WHAT IS THAT? 329 00:14:57,066 --> 00:14:59,567 IT'S BECAUSE HIS DAD WAS THIS HUGE ALCOHOLIC, 330 00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:01,800 SO HE CAN'T DEAL WITH INTENSE FEELINGS. 331 00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:03,400 IS HE? I DIDN'T KNOW. 332 00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:06,900 - Man: I THINK YOU'RE SO HOT. - Juna: OH, THANK YOU! 333 00:15:06,967 --> 00:15:08,300 NICE. 334 00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:10,367 - THANKS. - THANK YOU. 335 00:15:10,433 --> 00:15:12,200 YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK YOU SHOULD DO? 336 00:15:12,266 --> 00:15:14,300 - IF YOU WOULD, IT WOULD BE GREAT-- - Girl: HI! 337 00:15:14,367 --> 00:15:16,233 - Juna: HI. - MAKE IT OUT TO WENDY. 338 00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:18,166 YOU KNOW WHAT? CAN WE JUST HAVE A MINUTE? 339 00:15:18,233 --> 00:15:19,834 JUST ONE SECOND? YEAH? 340 00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:21,834 JUST TEN SECONDS. 341 00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:23,467 YOU SHOULD TALK TO THE GUYS, OKAY, 342 00:15:23,533 --> 00:15:25,700 AND JUST LET THEM FEEL SOME SUPPORT. 343 00:15:25,767 --> 00:15:27,967 LET THEM FEEL THAT THEY'RE BEING HEARD. 344 00:15:28,033 --> 00:15:30,166 - OKAY. THANK YOU, VAL. - IT GOES A LONG WAY. 345 00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:32,300 I WILL TOTALLY DO WHATEVER IT TAKES. 346 00:15:32,367 --> 00:15:34,333 Man #2: HEY, WE'RE IN LINE HERE! 347 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,166 OH, OKAY OKAY OKAY! 348 00:15:36,233 --> 00:15:38,667 - ALL RIGHT, YOU'LL DO THAT. PROBLEM SOLVED. - I WILL. 349 00:15:38,734 --> 00:15:41,600 - THANK YOU SO MUCH, VAL. - DON'T KEEP YOUR FANS WAITING. 350 00:15:41,667 --> 00:15:44,033 THANKS, EVERYONE. VALERIE CHERISH. 351 00:15:45,633 --> 00:15:47,467 LET'S FIND THE GIRLS. 352 00:15:47,533 --> 00:15:50,934 THEY DIDN'T GO OUTSIDE, DID THEY? YEAH, OKAY. 353 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,166 Chris: YOU GONNA START MAKING OUT WITH THOSE GUYS? 354 00:15:53,233 --> 00:15:55,500 - Juna: NO. - Chris: DAMN STRAIGHT YOU ARENT! 355 00:15:55,567 --> 00:15:57,333 LOOK AT THAT. 356 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,567 NOW, THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO SEE! 357 00:15:59,633 --> 00:16:01,567 THE WHOLE GANG BACK TOGETHER. THAT'S GREAT. 358 00:16:01,633 --> 00:16:05,066 VAL, THEY JUST CUT CHRIS AND JESSE'S WHOLE STORYLINE. 359 00:16:05,133 --> 00:16:08,367 - OH, BOY, THE WHOLE STORY? - Jesse: YEAH, THE WHOLE THING. 360 00:16:08,433 --> 00:16:10,934 THEY CUT THE SCENE WHERE HE PUT FIRECRACKER IN HIS ASS. 361 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:14,533 THEY CUT THE SCENE WHERE WE PUT THE SOCKS ON OUR DICKS AND RAN AROUND THE LIBRARY. 362 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:18,233 - EVERYTHING! - WE HAVE THREE LINES IN THE WHOLE FUCKING SHOW! 363 00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:21,233 I MEAN, THE ENTIRE EPISODE IS ABOUT THOSE LAME-ASS BEADIE BOYS! 364 00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:23,533 - YEAH, WELL, IT'S-- - YEAH, IT'S TERRIBLE, 365 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,667 AND WE FEEL LIKE WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. 366 00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:27,934 WELL, LISTEN, BEFORE YOU GET ALL CRAZY-- 367 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,800 - NO, IT'S PAST THAT. - NO, LISTEN. JUST REMEMBER 368 00:16:30,867 --> 00:16:33,100 THAT THESE GUYS ARE MORK FROM ORK RIP-OFFS. 369 00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:35,433 - YOU KNOW? - WHAT? 370 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,834 YOU KNOW-- ( speaks mock Hindi ) 371 00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:41,000 AND "NANU-NANU." SOUND FAMILIAR? 372 00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:43,800 - ROBIN WILLIAMS? - OH, YEAH, FROM "JUMANJI." 373 00:16:43,867 --> 00:16:46,166 - FROM WHAT? - WHAT? 374 00:16:46,233 --> 00:16:48,967 WE THOUGHT THAT WE SHOULD ALL STAY HOME FROM WORK TOMORROW 375 00:16:49,033 --> 00:16:50,633 - TO PROTEST. - OH, BOY! 376 00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:52,834 - NOT A GOOD IDEA. - YEAH, IT IS! 377 00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:55,333 SEE, IF WE ALL STAY HOME, THEY HAVE TO LISTEN TO US. 378 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:58,734 NO, LISTEN, LISTEN, KIDS. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 379 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,200 WE HAVE A CONTRACT, OKAY? 380 00:17:01,266 --> 00:17:03,567 AND IF YOU STAY HOME FROM WORK, 381 00:17:03,633 --> 00:17:06,266 - THEN YOU ARE IN BREACH OF THAT CONTRACT... - OH, COME ON! 382 00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:09,400 ...AND THEY CAN FIRE YOU! THEY CAN! OR TAKE AWAY YOUR HOME! 383 00:17:09,467 --> 00:17:13,300 - YO, I RENT, SO? - ALL RIGHT, THEN THEY CAN TAKE AWAY YOUR BLACKBERRY, 384 00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:15,300 OR YOUR PLAYSTATION, OR YOUR TRUCK! 385 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:18,467 WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU LOVE, THEY CAN TAKE IT AWAY! 386 00:17:18,533 --> 00:17:20,000 THAT'S RIGHT! 387 00:17:20,066 --> 00:17:22,633 THIS IS NOT THE WAY TO HANDLE IT. 388 00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:25,533 SHAYNE, YOU HAVE A GOOD BUSINESS HEAD. 389 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,200 DID YOU TELL YOUR AGENT ABOUT THIS? 390 00:17:27,266 --> 00:17:29,767 - MY AGENT SAID NOT A GOOD IDEA. - THANK YOU! 391 00:17:29,834 --> 00:17:31,967 - YES. YES. - BUT THEN I PRAYED ON IT, 392 00:17:32,033 --> 00:17:35,066 - AND JESUS IS WITH US. - YEAH, JESUS IS IN THE HOUSE, VAL. 393 00:17:35,133 --> 00:17:38,433 - Jesse: AMEN. - ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, CHRIS, YOU HAVE TO FIND A WAY. 394 00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:42,967 STALK TO PAULIE G, LET HIM KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. 395 00:17:43,033 --> 00:17:44,500 - IS HE...? - CHRIS? 396 00:17:45,367 --> 00:17:47,567 IT'S JUST-- LISTEN. 397 00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:49,667 CAN'T WE JUST-- WE'VE GOT TO FIND ANOTHER WAY. 398 00:17:49,734 --> 00:17:51,467 ISN'T THERE ANYTHING THAT YOU CAN DO 399 00:17:51,533 --> 00:17:53,467 TO GET THEM TO LISTEN? ANYTHING? 400 00:17:53,533 --> 00:17:55,734 MAYBE IF YOU GO TO THEM WITH A LIST, 401 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,433 LIKE, OF OUR COMPLAINTS. 402 00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:59,066 ( stammers ) 403 00:17:59,133 --> 00:18:01,800 MAYBE I CAN JUMP ON A LAND MINE! 404 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,734 ALL RIGHT, VAL-- VAL, 405 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,600 WE KNOW IT'S SORT OF A BIG MOVE, 406 00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:09,767 BUT IT'LL WORK IF WE ALL DO IT TOGETHER. 407 00:18:09,834 --> 00:18:13,934 WELL, YOU KNOW, LISTEN. I HAVE PROPERTY-- 408 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,834 VAL, YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SAID WE HAVE TO BE THERE FOR ONE ANOTHER. 409 00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:19,433 THE ORIGINAL FIVE. YOU SAID THAT, REMEMBER? 410 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:22,033 - YEAH. - Juna: WHEN JESSE TOLD ME YOU SAID THAT-- 411 00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:24,834 VAL, IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL. 412 00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:26,767 Shayne: THAT WAS REALLY COOL. 413 00:18:26,834 --> 00:18:29,467 - WELL... - Jesse: JUST ONE DAY, VAL. 414 00:18:29,533 --> 00:18:32,000 - JUST TO MAKE A STATEMENT. - YEAH. 415 00:18:32,066 --> 00:18:36,200 IT'S JUST A REAL BIG BUILDING TO LEAP OFF OF. 416 00:18:36,266 --> 00:18:38,734 OH, COME ON, IT WON'T MEAN ANYTHING WITHOUT YOU. 417 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,367 Jesse: NOPE. 418 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,834 YEAH, OF COURSE IT WON'T. 419 00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:46,600 UM, ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO IT! 420 00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,033 - Together: YES! - I'LL DO IT. 421 00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:49,700 - THANK YOU! - WHOO! 422 00:18:49,767 --> 00:18:52,100 - THANK YOU. - I STAND BY YOU. I STAND BY YOU, OKAY? 423 00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:54,567 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. - Chris: IT'S GONNA WORK. 424 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,033 ( camera beeps ) 425 00:18:56,100 --> 00:19:00,667 ( clears throat ) WELL, TOMORROW WE ARE STAGING A COUP. 426 00:19:00,734 --> 00:19:03,333 A "ROOM AND BORED" COUP. 427 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:06,300 AND, AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGMENT, 428 00:19:06,367 --> 00:19:11,800 I HAVE DECIDED TO SUPPORT MY FELLOW CAST MEMBERS. 429 00:19:11,867 --> 00:19:15,400 AND IT HAS SHAKEN ME TO THE BONE. 430 00:19:15,467 --> 00:19:17,734 Mark: I'D RETHINK THIS. 431 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:20,100 MARK, DON'T LISTEN IN. 432 00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:21,967 IT'S A PRIVATE, PERSONAL VIDEO DIARY. 433 00:19:22,033 --> 00:19:24,767 - I'M JUST TELLING YOU HOW I FEEL. - I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL, 434 00:19:24,834 --> 00:19:26,834 BUT HIS SHIP HAS SAILED AND I'M ON IT. 435 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:28,533 IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 436 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:31,200 - IF YOU WANT TO MAKE A STAND-- - I'M NOT DOING THIS WITH MY HEAD, 437 00:19:31,266 --> 00:19:33,200 I'M DOING IT WITH MY HEART. 438 00:19:33,266 --> 00:19:35,233 - OKAY. - OKAY. 439 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:39,800 YOU'RE AS BAD AS FRANCHESCA WITH THE PEER PRESSURE. 440 00:19:40,767 --> 00:19:42,734 THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT. GEE! 441 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,900 I'M JUST LOOKING OUT FOR MY GIRL. 442 00:19:44,967 --> 00:19:46,467 WELL, THANK YOU. 443 00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:49,000 DON'T WORRY, I'M LOOKING OUT FOR MYSELF. 444 00:19:49,066 --> 00:19:51,567 AND TO THAT END... 445 00:19:51,633 --> 00:19:55,000 I'M GOING ON VIDEO RECORD RIGHT NOW BY SAYING 446 00:19:55,066 --> 00:19:58,600 EVEN THOUGH I AM PLANNING ON DOING THIS 447 00:19:58,667 --> 00:20:01,033 I DO NOT ENDORSE IT. 448 00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:03,900 I DO NOT ENDORSE IT. 449 00:20:03,967 --> 00:20:05,400 AND I HAVE IT ON RECORD. 450 00:20:05,467 --> 00:20:07,633 THAT'S NOT LEGALLY BINDING. 451 00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:09,533 - MARK, ALL RIGHT! - ( beeps ) 452 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:13,934 YOU KNOW, GIRLS, SOMETIMES YOU HAVE STEP OUTSIDE YOUR COMFORT ZONE. 453 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,066 THEY ASKED ME TO BE THERE FOR THEM AND I DID. 454 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:19,500 LOYALTY IS IMPORTANT. IT'S IMPORTANT. 455 00:20:19,567 --> 00:20:22,066 - YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS IMPORTANT? - WHAT? 456 00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:23,867 HEALTH INSURANCE. 457 00:20:23,934 --> 00:20:25,967 ( Valerie sighs ) MICKEY, NO. 458 00:20:26,033 --> 00:20:29,300 THEY CAN'T FIRE ALL FIVE OF US. THERE WOULD BE NO SHOW! 459 00:20:29,367 --> 00:20:31,266 I JUST DON'T THINK WE SHOULD ROCK THE BOAT 460 00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:34,600 WITH NEHRU AND GHANDI WAITING TO TAKE OUR PLACE. 461 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,100 - VAL? - YEAH? 462 00:20:36,166 --> 00:20:39,700 WHEN THEY ASKED YOU NOT TO WORK, WAS CHRIS WEARING A SHIRT? 463 00:20:39,767 --> 00:20:42,300 - ( cell phone ringing ) - I-- 464 00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:44,400 - OH, IT'S JUNA. - ( girls shriek ) 465 00:20:44,467 --> 00:20:46,100 HI, BABY GIRL. 466 00:20:46,166 --> 00:20:48,767 - Juna: Valerie. Oh my God! - ( girls shriek ) 467 00:20:48,834 --> 00:20:50,467 OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH NOW. 468 00:20:50,533 --> 00:20:53,367 - HI. - Oh my God. Val, where are you? 469 00:20:53,433 --> 00:20:57,133 - WELL, I'M AT HOME. WHERE ELSE WOULD I BE? - Val, we all came in. 470 00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:59,800 - WHAT? YOU'RE THERE? - Yes. Oh my God, I'm so sorry! 471 00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:03,433 We all decided to come in because our agents said we were being stupid. 472 00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:06,000 WELL, BECAUSE IT IS STUPID! WHY DIDN'T ANYONE CALL ME? 473 00:21:06,066 --> 00:21:09,600 Chris was supposed to call, but emotionally he just totally shut down. 474 00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:11,467 UH-HUH! UH-HUH! 475 00:21:11,533 --> 00:21:13,467 MICKEY, THEY'RE ALL THERE. 476 00:21:13,533 --> 00:21:15,233 OH, BOY! THIS IS NOT GOOD! 477 00:21:15,300 --> 00:21:17,400 We didn't know you were staying home until now, 478 00:21:17,467 --> 00:21:20,266 and we just thought you had a late call. Eddie's looking for you. 479 00:21:20,333 --> 00:21:23,567 - ( tone sounds ) - WELL, THAT'S EDDIE NOW! I'LL BE RIGHT THERE! 480 00:21:23,633 --> 00:21:25,800 - HELLO? - Eddie: Val, where are you? 481 00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:28,567 - We're rehearsing. - I KNOW. I'M SORRY. 482 00:21:28,633 --> 00:21:30,433 I'M SORRY, EDDIE. I'M RUNNING LATE. 483 00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:32,734 Okay, can you get here as soon as possible? 484 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:36,533 - Because we're holding up everything for you. - I'LL BE RIGHT THERE! 485 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:37,934 ALL RIGHT. 486 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,367 OKAY, I CAN'T GET THIS SHOE ON! 487 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:41,333 LEAVE IT! 488 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,967 OKAY, WAIT, NO, THERE IT IS. 489 00:21:44,033 --> 00:21:46,967 - JANE, GET EVERYBODY IN THE-- - LEAVE THEM! LEAVE THEM! 490 00:21:47,033 --> 00:21:49,300 FRANCHESCA, SWEETHEART, LISTEN. 491 00:21:49,367 --> 00:21:51,166 STAY HERE WITH ESPERANZA, ALL RIGHT? 492 00:21:51,233 --> 00:21:54,367 AND NOBODY DIVE WHILE I'M GONE! NO DIVING! 493 00:21:54,433 --> 00:21:56,934 - ( groans ) - Franchesca: TELL JUNA I LOVE HER! 494 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,433 - ( girls scream ) - OH, GOD! 495 00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:00,300 OH, SHIT! I'M WEARING MY BATHING SUIT! 496 00:22:00,367 --> 00:22:03,867 - WEAR IT! - MICKEY, I'M NOT GOING TO THE STUDIO IN MY SARONG! 497 00:22:03,934 --> 00:22:06,600 ( groans ) OKAY, JANE! JANE! 498 00:22:06,667 --> 00:22:10,400 YOU'VE GOT TO GET EVERYBODY INTO THE-- I'LL BE DOWN IN 10 MINUTES! 499 00:22:10,467 --> 00:22:12,133 JUST GIVE ME 10 MINUTES, THAT'S ALL! 500 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,767 OOH, SLIPPERY! 501 00:22:13,834 --> 00:22:15,400 Mickey: BREATHE. BREATHE. 502 00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:17,266 Valerie: MY THROAT'S CLOSING UP. 503 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,300 OW! ( groans ) 504 00:22:21,367 --> 00:22:24,266 OH, GOD. GET THE DOOR. 505 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,367 EDDIE. 506 00:22:29,433 --> 00:22:32,200 RELAX, VAL, WE'RE ON A 20-MINUTE BREAK. 507 00:22:32,266 --> 00:22:34,133 YEAH, LISTEN, I AM SO SORRY. 508 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,100 - IT'S OKAY. - DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE KIDS ARE? 509 00:22:36,166 --> 00:22:38,300 - CHRIS'S DRESSING ROOM, I THINK. - ALL RIGHT. 510 00:22:38,367 --> 00:22:40,500 ( panting ) 511 00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:48,867 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 512 00:22:48,934 --> 00:22:50,433 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 513 00:22:52,033 --> 00:22:53,800 ALL RIGHT, I NEED A MINUTE! I NEED A MINUTE! 514 00:22:53,867 --> 00:22:57,934 - WAIT, WAIT! - PLEASE, JANE, I NEED A MINUTE! 515 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,934 - OH, FUCK. - Jesse: YOU GOT HERE FAST. 516 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:03,633 Valerie: YES, I DID. AND MICKEY'S ALMOST DEAD IN THE HALLWAY! 517 00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:05,967 THANK YOU! NOW, LISTEN EVERYBODY! 518 00:23:06,033 --> 00:23:10,166 I HAVE NEVER, NEVER NOT SHOWN UP FOR WORK EVER IN MY LIFE! 519 00:23:10,233 --> 00:23:13,934 NOT EVEN EPISODE 37 OF "I'M IT" WHEN I HAD WALKING PNEUMONIA! 520 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,266 OH MY GOD! VAL, WE ARE SO SORRY. 521 00:23:16,333 --> 00:23:20,000 Valerie: WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME, CHRIS, HUH? 522 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:23,033 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE EACH OTHER'S BACKS HERE! 523 00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:25,333 NO NO, DON'T CRY. 524 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:26,867 NOPE. 525 00:23:26,934 --> 00:23:29,467 - VAL! - YES, EDDIE? 526 00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:32,133 TOM AND PAULIE G ARE WAITING FOR YOU IN THEIR HANG OUT ROOM. 527 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:33,533 - OKAY. - OKAY, NOW. 528 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:36,600 - THANKS, EDDIE! - GO DOWN. GET IN THE ROOM. 529 00:23:36,667 --> 00:23:39,867 Juna: VAL, WE ARE SO, SO SORRY. I'M SO SORRY! 530 00:23:39,934 --> 00:23:41,400 HERE. 531 00:23:41,467 --> 00:23:43,667 GO TO MY DRESSING ROOM. JUST RELAX. 532 00:23:43,734 --> 00:23:45,633 ( sighs ) 533 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,200 HI. HI, GUYS. 534 00:23:56,266 --> 00:23:57,600 - Tom: HI. - HI. 535 00:23:57,667 --> 00:24:00,633 - SO... - ( Paulie G sighs ) 536 00:24:01,934 --> 00:24:04,300 - HI. - Tom: HEY. 537 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,900 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 538 00:24:08,967 --> 00:24:10,800 OH, NO NO NO. I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM. 539 00:24:10,867 --> 00:24:12,967 - ( chuckles ) NO. - NO? 540 00:24:13,033 --> 00:24:15,734 WELL, YOU STAYED HOME FROM WORK TODAY, 541 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:19,500 AND ACTORS USUALLY DO THAT WHEN THEY'RE UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING, 542 00:24:19,567 --> 00:24:21,867 - SO-- SO, WHAT? - WELL... 543 00:24:21,934 --> 00:24:24,500 DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE NEW GUYS TAKING YOUR STAGE TIME? 544 00:24:24,567 --> 00:24:26,533 NO NO NO! 545 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:28,900 I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THEM! THEY'RE FUNNY! 546 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,166 I THINK THEY'RE SO FUNNY. ( speaks mock Hindi ) 547 00:24:32,233 --> 00:24:33,767 ( chuckles ) SEE? 548 00:24:33,834 --> 00:24:36,233 YEAH. SEE, HERE'S THE THING. 549 00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:39,533 UM, I JUST STAYED HOME BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE WAS GONNA STAY HOME. 550 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:41,000 NOBODY ELSE STAYED HOME. 551 00:24:41,066 --> 00:24:44,166 WELL, I KNOW. THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO STAY HOME. 552 00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:47,133 WAIT A SECOND. WHO WAS GONNA STAY HOME? 553 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:49,266 WELL, I DON'T WANT TO NAME NAMES, 554 00:24:49,333 --> 00:24:51,967 YOU KNOW? BUT LET ME JUST SAY YOU SHOULD KNOW 555 00:24:52,033 --> 00:24:56,800 THAT YOU'VE GOT YOUR HANDS FULL HERE WITH THE KIDS. 556 00:24:56,867 --> 00:24:58,700 THE KIDS ARE ONES WITH THE PROBLEM? 557 00:24:58,767 --> 00:25:01,500 YES, PAULIE. YES, THEY ARE. 558 00:25:01,567 --> 00:25:05,233 CHRIS AND JESSE FEEL VERY THREATENED BY THE BEADIE-BEADIE BOYS. 559 00:25:05,300 --> 00:25:07,900 - ESPECIALLY CHRIS. - THE WHAT BOYS? 560 00:25:07,967 --> 00:25:10,266 I'M SORRY. GREG AND VENEER-- 561 00:25:10,333 --> 00:25:11,934 UH, KAVEEN. 562 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,667 - YEAH. - WHY DO YOU CALL THEM THE BEADIE-BEADIE BOYS? 563 00:25:14,734 --> 00:25:17,066 OH, BEADIE, BEADIE, BOT, BOT, YOU KNOW? 564 00:25:17,133 --> 00:25:19,066 CHRIS THOUGHT IT UP, ACTUALLY. 565 00:25:19,133 --> 00:25:22,633 HE SAID HE WAS SO F-ING MAD AT THEM, HE COULDN'T EVEN SAY THEIR NAMES. 566 00:25:22,700 --> 00:25:24,500 OH. 567 00:25:24,567 --> 00:25:27,900 WELL, THEN WHY DIDN'T CHRIS COME TALK TO US? 568 00:25:27,967 --> 00:25:29,767 WELL, APPARENTLY, UM... ( clears throat ) 569 00:25:29,834 --> 00:25:32,000 APPARENTLY, HIS FATHER IS A HUGE ALCOHOLIC, 570 00:25:32,066 --> 00:25:35,533 AND SO HE HAS SOME ISSUES WITH-- YOU KNOW? 571 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,000 I SHOULDN'T-- 572 00:25:37,066 --> 00:25:38,934 ( clears throat ) YOU KNOW? 573 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:42,266 YES, I STAYED HOME IN SUPPORT OF THEM. YOU SEE? 574 00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:44,734 IN SUPPORT OF THEM. BUT I HAVE IT ON VIDEO RECORD 575 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:48,033 THAT I DID IT, BUT I DID NOT ENDORSE IT, OKAY? 576 00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:49,834 I DID NOT ENDORSE IT! 577 00:25:49,900 --> 00:25:54,433 LOOK, YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT A SITCOM IS LIKE A FAMILY, ALL RIGHT? 578 00:25:54,500 --> 00:25:55,900 AND THIS ONE NEEDS YOUR ATTENTION! 579 00:25:55,967 --> 00:25:59,033 - Tom: HUH? - YOU ARE LIKE THE PARENTS TO THOSE KIDS. 580 00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:02,133 YOU KNOW, PAULIE, YOU'RE LIKE THE WILD, OUT-THERE DAD. 581 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:05,300 AND, TOM, YOU'RE THE MOMMY. 582 00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:10,233 I THINK MY EARS ARE BLEEDING. ARE MY EARS BLEEDING? 583 00:26:10,300 --> 00:26:12,934 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, MY ONLY POINT IS-- 584 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,367 THAT THE KIDS HAVE ISSUES, YOU NEED TO TALK TO THEM, 585 00:26:16,433 --> 00:26:19,266 AND I DON'T WANT ANYTHING! OKAY? 586 00:26:19,333 --> 00:26:23,133 SO, IF YOU COULD JUST FORGET ABOUT ALL OF THIS, ALL RIGHT? 587 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:28,133 AND I PROMISE I WILL NEVER NOT COME TO WORK AGAIN. 588 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:29,934 FINE WITH ME. 589 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,033 MOMMY? 590 00:26:33,133 --> 00:26:35,166 THAT'S-- THAT'S FINE. 591 00:26:35,233 --> 00:26:37,633 - Valerie: OKAY. ALL RIGHT. - THAT'S FINE. 592 00:26:37,700 --> 00:26:39,867 GOOD. OKAY, YEAH. 593 00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:43,900 Valerie: OH, MICKEY, YOU'RE HERE. ALL RIGHT. 594 00:26:43,967 --> 00:26:46,033 FEELING BETTER? 595 00:26:46,100 --> 00:26:48,533 HEY, PRO, THANKS FOR KEEPING US WAITING. 596 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,467 WELL, I'M SORRY I KEPT YOU WAITING. 597 00:26:50,533 --> 00:26:53,367 MAYBE YOU DON'T KEEP ME WAITING WHILE YOU WORK OUT YOUR BITS. 598 00:26:53,433 --> 00:26:56,967 OKAY. WE'RE TRYING TO MAKE YOUR SHITTY SITCOM FUNNY. 599 00:26:57,033 --> 00:26:59,333 DON'T FUCKING TALK TO HER LIKE THAT! SHE'S ONE OF US! 600 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:02,433 - THIS IS OUR SHOW! - I'LL KICK YOUR ASS BACK TO ORK! 601 00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:04,467 ( men clamoring ) 602 00:27:04,533 --> 00:27:06,734 GET OFF THE STAGE, MAN! 603 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,233 - Chris: RUN AWAY, YOU MORK RIP-OFFS! - WATCH OUT. 604 00:27:09,300 --> 00:27:11,200 RESPECT HER! SHE'S ONE OF THE ORIGINAL FIVE! 605 00:27:11,266 --> 00:27:13,433 Eddie: BACK TO WORK. SHOW'S OVER. 606 00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:16,433 - Jesse: BULLSHIT, MAN. - Eddie: TAKE A BREAK. SIT DOWN. 607 00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:19,433 COME ON, BACK TO WORK. 608 00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:21,967 Chris: LOOK, I KNOW I'M A JERK, BUT WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? 609 00:27:22,033 --> 00:27:25,567 - THEY'RE TAKING ALL OUR STUFF! - ALL RIGHT, I THINK-- YOU KNOW WHAT NOW? 610 00:27:25,633 --> 00:27:27,967 THE GOOD PART IS NOW IT'S GOING TO BE ABOUT HEALING, 611 00:27:28,033 --> 00:27:29,734 I THINK. YOU KNOW? THAT'S-- 612 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:33,633 THINGS HAVE TO BLOW APART BEFORE THEY COME BACK TOGETHER AGAIN. 613 00:27:33,700 --> 00:27:36,667 SO, THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS. 614 00:27:36,734 --> 00:27:38,900 ( rock music playing ) 615 00:27:39,934 --> 00:27:42,100 LOOKS LIKE THERE'S A PARTY. 616 00:27:42,166 --> 00:27:44,133 WOW. 617 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:45,900 OH, BOY. 618 00:27:45,967 --> 00:27:47,934 NOT HAPPY. FRANCHESCA? 619 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,133 FRANCHESCA, I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD HAVE MORE PEOPLE. 620 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,300 - ARE YOU SMOKING? - NOT ANYMORE. 621 00:27:53,367 --> 00:27:55,400 DON'T THROW IT IN THE POOL! 622 00:27:55,467 --> 00:27:57,133 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH-- IS THAT WINE? 623 00:27:57,200 --> 00:28:00,233 - IS THAT WINE? - KALLA OPENED A BOTTLE OF RED. 624 00:28:00,300 --> 00:28:02,100 - YOU DID, DID YOU? - IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 625 00:28:02,166 --> 00:28:03,867 IT'S A BIG DEAL. I'M CALLING YOUR MOTHER. 626 00:28:03,934 --> 00:28:05,600 I'M GONNA HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH HER. 627 00:28:05,667 --> 00:28:07,066 Kalla: I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL. 628 00:28:07,133 --> 00:28:09,834 I AM COOL, I'M JUST NOT A CRIMINAL! 629 00:28:09,900 --> 00:28:12,066 PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON, RIGHT NOW, ALL OF YOU! 630 00:28:12,133 --> 00:28:13,734 ALL OF YOU, PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON! 631 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,767 I'M CALLING ALL OF YOUR PARENTS. ALL OF THEM. 632 00:28:15,834 --> 00:28:18,400 BECAUSE THAT'S TOO MUCH. WHO ARE YOU? 633 00:28:18,467 --> 00:28:20,333 WHO'S THIS? THERE'S A BOY HERE? 634 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,533 HEY, GET BACK HERE! GET BACK HERE! 635 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,100 JANE, CUT HIM OFF! GET HIM! 636 00:28:25,166 --> 00:28:26,233 CAN YOU GET HIM? 637 00:28:26,300 --> 00:28:28,000 HELP ME, GUYS, COME ON! 638 00:28:28,066 --> 00:28:31,200 COME HERE! ALL RIGHT! NO NO NO! 639 00:28:31,266 --> 00:28:34,066 - DON'T CLIMB UP THERE! - NO! I DON'T WANNA BE ON CAMERA! 640 00:28:34,133 --> 00:28:36,166 - MY PARENT'S WILL KILL ME! - WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 641 00:28:36,233 --> 00:28:38,166 - KEVIN? - COSTNER? 642 00:28:38,233 --> 00:28:40,633 - CHAMBERS. - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 643 00:28:40,700 --> 00:28:42,033 JUST COME DOWN. JANE, HELP. 644 00:28:42,100 --> 00:28:44,800 SOMEONE, HELP. SOUND GUYS, GET HIM DOWN. 645 00:28:44,867 --> 00:28:47,900 BEFORE HE GETS SPLINTERS. HE'S GETTING ALL SCRATCHED. 646 00:28:47,967 --> 00:28:49,300 I CAN'T-- THIS IS TOO MUCH! 647 00:28:49,367 --> 00:28:51,934 THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE! 648 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,100 COME BACK! HEY! 649 00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:55,567 ALL RIGHT, FINE. GO! GO! 650 00:28:55,633 --> 00:28:57,300 WHERE IS--? 651 00:28:57,367 --> 00:28:59,333 FRANCHESCA, WHERE IS ESPERANZA? 652 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:02,233 - I SENT HER HOME. - UH-HUH. OKAY. 653 00:29:02,300 --> 00:29:03,867 MARK BERMAN, PLEASE. 654 00:29:03,934 --> 00:29:06,367 - Franchesca: WHAT? WHAT? - MRS. BERMAN. YEAH. 655 00:29:06,433 --> 00:29:08,400 ALL RIGHT. MARK? 656 00:29:08,467 --> 00:29:10,767 WE HAVE GOT A SITUATION HERE AT THE HOUSE, 657 00:29:10,834 --> 00:29:13,066 AND YOU HAVE TO TALK TO YOUR DAUGHTER. 658 00:29:13,133 --> 00:29:15,200 LOOK, I'M NOT THE PARENT, OKAY? 659 00:29:15,266 --> 00:29:17,200 HERE, YOU TELL HIM. 660 00:29:17,266 --> 00:29:18,567 HI, DADDY. 661 00:29:18,633 --> 00:29:21,066 ALL OF YOU PUT THOSE CIGARETTES OUT RIGHT NOW! 662 00:29:21,133 --> 00:29:24,300 - DADDY, SHE'S TOTALLY OVERREACTING. - I DON'T CARE! 663 00:29:24,367 --> 00:29:27,967 I DON'T CARE! CALL YOUR PARENTS AND GET YOURSELVES HOME! 664 00:29:28,033 --> 00:29:29,567 'CAUSE I'M DONE! 665 00:29:29,633 --> 00:29:31,300 I'M DONE! JANE? 666 00:29:31,367 --> 00:29:33,633 THAT'S IT, I'M DONE TAKING CARE OF EVERYBODY. 667 00:29:33,700 --> 00:29:35,700 I'M TAKING A BATH. 668 00:29:35,767 --> 00:29:37,767 I'VE HAD IT. 669 00:29:37,817 --> 00:29:42,367 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 51331

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