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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,567 --> 00:00:21,867 - WHAT'S THE CATCH? - THERE'S NO CATCH, MARKY-MARK. 2 00:00:21,934 --> 00:00:24,367 THEY'RE GIVING US A BRAND NEW NAVIGATOR 3 00:00:24,433 --> 00:00:26,533 WE JUST HAVE TO USE IT IN "THE COMEBACK." 4 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:29,333 - SO THERE IS A CATCH. - WELL, CATCH OR FREEBIE? 5 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:31,633 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DRIVE ONE OF THESE THINGS. 6 00:00:31,700 --> 00:00:33,100 WELL... ( giggles ) 7 00:00:33,166 --> 00:00:36,300 - IT'S BIG. - BIG CAR FOR A BIG MAN. 8 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:41,533 I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO OUR LITTLE PALM SPRINGS GETAWAY. 9 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:44,133 IT'S GONNA BE NICE, JUST US. 10 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:46,400 AND THE TWO CAMERAS AND THE CREW. 11 00:00:46,467 --> 00:00:48,533 WE'RE GONNA GET SOME SHOTS OF YOU DRIVING, RIGHT? 12 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:51,100 NO, YOU SHOULD JUST RELAX AND ENJOY THE TRIP. 13 00:00:51,166 --> 00:00:52,734 YES, GET SHOTS OF US DRIVING. 14 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:55,367 YEAH, I THINK WE JUST HAVE THE ONE CAMERA AND SOUND. 15 00:00:55,433 --> 00:00:58,667 - OH, JUST LIKE OUR HONEYMOON. - ( Valerie laughs ) 16 00:01:00,066 --> 00:01:02,567 ISN'T HE SOMETHING? HE'S, YOU KNOW, 17 00:01:02,633 --> 00:01:05,033 HE COULD TELL I WAS A LITTLE DOWN LAST WEEK, 18 00:01:05,100 --> 00:01:07,667 YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE THEY CANCELED THE SASSY EPISODE, 19 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:09,533 AND HE JUST PUT EVERYTHING ON HOLD 20 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:11,066 TO TAKE A LONG WEEKEND, 21 00:01:11,133 --> 00:01:13,367 SPEND SOME MUCH NEEDED DOWNTIME 22 00:01:13,433 --> 00:01:16,633 WITH HIS LADY IN THE DESERT. IT'S NICE. 23 00:01:16,700 --> 00:01:19,133 HE'S A GOOD GUY. 24 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:22,000 OH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 25 00:01:22,066 --> 00:01:24,133 HONEY, WILL YOU GRAB MY GOLF CLUBS TOO? 26 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:26,300 YOU WANT TO GOLF? 27 00:01:26,367 --> 00:01:28,567 YEAH, I GOT SOME REAL CUTE GOLF CLOTHES. 28 00:01:28,633 --> 00:01:31,100 SO YEAH, I DO. 29 00:01:31,166 --> 00:01:33,667 - THAT'LL BE A GOOD SHOT. - MORNING. 30 00:01:33,734 --> 00:01:36,200 BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR A DRIVE. HI. 31 00:01:36,266 --> 00:01:38,467 BILL HARTWICK, PRESS REP, LINCOLN MERCURY. 32 00:01:38,533 --> 00:01:41,333 THANK YOU SO MUCH. WE'RE REAL EXCITED. 33 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,133 OH, IT'S OUR PLEASURE, BELIEVE ME. 34 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:46,734 AND YOU MUST BE JANE. OKAY, REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THE TRIP. 35 00:01:53,367 --> 00:01:56,533 THIS CAR HANDLES REAL WELL. 36 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:59,467 COULD YOU SAY "THE NAVIGATOR HANDLES REAL WELL"? 37 00:01:59,533 --> 00:02:01,800 - I'M SORRY? - WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE CAR 38 00:02:01,867 --> 00:02:05,500 COULD YOU MENTION THE NAME? LIKE "THE NAVIGATOR HAS COMFORTABLE SEATS," 39 00:02:05,567 --> 00:02:09,233 OR "THE NAVIGATOR HAS INDIVIDUAL SEAT WARMING OR COOLING CONTROLS." 40 00:02:09,300 --> 00:02:11,500 YEAH, OKAY. 41 00:02:12,734 --> 00:02:14,734 THE NAVIGA-- 42 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:16,967 I FORGOT WHAT I SAID. 43 00:02:18,066 --> 00:02:20,967 THIS NAVIGATOR HANDLES REAL WELL. 44 00:02:21,033 --> 00:02:23,967 - THERE, DONE. - ( cell phone ringing ) 45 00:02:24,033 --> 00:02:25,533 OH, IT'S MY AGENT. 46 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:28,767 PROBABLY CALLING ABOUT THE "ROOM AND BORED" SITUATION. HELLO. 47 00:02:28,834 --> 00:02:30,433 COULD YOU PUT IT ON THE SPEAKER? 48 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:33,367 - Woman: Valerie, hold for Joe. - THANK YOU. 49 00:02:34,667 --> 00:02:36,633 - Val? - OH HI, JOE. 50 00:02:36,700 --> 00:02:40,133 LISTEN, YOU'RE ON SPEAKER, MR. AGENT MAN, SO NO BAD NEWS, HUH? 51 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:42,834 ( laughs ) OKAY, WHAT'S UP, DOLL? 52 00:02:42,900 --> 00:02:46,200 "Room and Bored" is officially shut down for a retool. 53 00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:47,834 OOPS. 54 00:02:47,900 --> 00:02:51,033 LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER CODE WORD FOR BAD NEWS, 55 00:02:51,100 --> 00:02:52,600 'CAUSE BAD NEWS DIDN'T WORK. 56 00:02:52,667 --> 00:02:54,400 UH, UH... YEAH NO. 57 00:02:54,467 --> 00:02:57,900 TOM AND PAULIE G ALREADY TOLD ME ABOUT THAT, YEAH. 58 00:02:57,967 --> 00:03:00,000 Yeah, everyone's happy with what you're doing, 59 00:03:00,066 --> 00:03:02,633 but they think that last episode went off-track. 60 00:03:02,700 --> 00:03:05,900 In their words, they're "refocusing to chase the youth." 61 00:03:07,533 --> 00:03:10,800 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING THAT IS CHASING THE YOUTH AWAY, 62 00:03:10,867 --> 00:03:13,867 IT'S THAT RUNNING SUIT THEY PUT ME IN... 63 00:03:13,934 --> 00:03:16,467 YOU KNOW, JOE? OH, "CALL ENDED." 64 00:03:16,533 --> 00:03:18,734 YEAH, THIS AREA'S A BITCH FOR CELL RECEPTION. 65 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:21,200 OH YEAH, WELL, HE'LL CALL BACK. 66 00:03:21,266 --> 00:03:23,600 "CHASE THE YOUTH." THAT'S HOLLYWOOD FOR YOU. 67 00:03:23,667 --> 00:03:26,500 YOU KNOW, ANYONE OVER 22, MANDATORY HIP REPLACEMENT. 68 00:03:26,567 --> 00:03:28,166 SO... 69 00:03:28,233 --> 00:03:30,433 YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M DONE. 70 00:03:30,500 --> 00:03:34,133 HERE. DON'T LET ME MAKE ANY MORE CALLS ABOUT THE SHOW. 71 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:36,900 - RIGHT. - I'M SERIOUS, MARK. 72 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:39,934 NO, JUST PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET, OKAY? 73 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,667 WE'RE GOING TO PALM SPRINGS TO GET AWAY, ALL RIGHT? 74 00:03:42,734 --> 00:03:45,367 BIZ-- SHOW BUSINESS STOPS HERE AND NOW. 75 00:03:48,133 --> 00:03:49,900 HOW ABOUT SOME MUSIC? 76 00:03:49,967 --> 00:03:51,467 MARKY-MARK LOVES HIS MUSIC. 77 00:03:51,533 --> 00:03:56,433 I BET THIS CAR-- THE NAVIGATOR HAS A GREAT SOUND SYSTEM. 78 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:58,800 THE LINCOLN NAVIGATOR IS THE FIRST IN ITS CLASS 79 00:03:58,867 --> 00:04:00,900 TO OFFER A CINEMA-QUALITY SOUND SYSTEM. 80 00:04:00,967 --> 00:04:04,400 - YEAH, HE'S NOT GONNA SAY THAT. - OH, THAT'S FINE. 81 00:04:04,467 --> 00:04:07,400 ALL RIGHT, WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE? 82 00:04:07,467 --> 00:04:10,600 WE HAVE ERIC CLAPTON, THE ALLMANN BROTHERS... 83 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:14,000 CHEAP TRICK AND BOB SEGER. 84 00:04:15,266 --> 00:04:17,533 AND I KNOW WE HAVE SOME CURRENT HITS IN HERE. 85 00:04:18,667 --> 00:04:21,300 OH, HERE'S ONE WE LOVE, MARY J. "BILGE." 86 00:04:21,367 --> 00:04:23,734 Jane: IT'S BLIGE. 87 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:26,233 NO, YOU'RE WRONG. IT'S BLIGE. 88 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:28,000 PUT IN CHEAP TRICK. 89 00:04:28,066 --> 00:04:29,934 WE CAN'T PLAY ANY MUSIC, 90 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,200 BECAUSE IF WE CAN'T AFFORD IT OR CAN'T CLEAR IT, 91 00:04:32,266 --> 00:04:33,834 THEN THE WHOLE TRIP'S UNUSABLE. 92 00:04:33,900 --> 00:04:35,867 - RIGHT. - WE CAN'T LISTEN TO MUSIC? 93 00:04:35,934 --> 00:04:38,467 - WELL, THEN THEY CAN'T USE IT. - I HEARD HER. 94 00:04:38,533 --> 00:04:40,133 - ALL RIGHT. - Jane: I'M SORRY. 95 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,500 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 96 00:04:41,567 --> 00:04:43,400 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO FOR THE NEXT TWO HOURS 97 00:04:43,467 --> 00:04:45,367 IF WE CAN'T LISTEN TO MUSIC? 98 00:04:45,433 --> 00:04:48,700 WELL, I FOR ONE AM GONNA JUST SIT HERE QUIETLY. 99 00:04:48,767 --> 00:04:53,000 LET ALL THE HOLLYWOOD STRESS GO. START TO RELAX. 100 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:00,000 ( cell phone ringing ) 101 00:05:02,467 --> 00:05:06,266 - DO YOU-- - NO-- NOT EVEN THINKING ABOUT SHOW BUSINESS. 102 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:12,000 ( continues ringing ) 103 00:05:16,266 --> 00:05:18,633 - Valerie: REMEMBER THIS? - Mark: YEAH. 104 00:05:18,700 --> 00:05:20,467 - YEAH, OH. - ( Mark chuckles ) 105 00:05:20,533 --> 00:05:22,433 Valerie: NEW UNIFORMS. 106 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:26,600 HELLO HELLO HELLO! 107 00:05:26,667 --> 00:05:29,467 - WELL, HERE WE ARE IN RELAXING PALM SPRINGS. - Jane: VALERIE. 108 00:05:29,533 --> 00:05:31,433 - AND-- YEAH? - WE HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN. 109 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:33,033 THERE WAS A PROBLEM WITH THE CAMERA MOVE. 110 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:34,567 - Mark: AGAIN? - YEAH. 111 00:05:34,633 --> 00:05:36,734 WE GOTTA DO IT AGAIN. IT'S ALL RIGHT. 112 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:38,734 THEY JUST WANNA GET IT RIGHT, YOU KNOW. 113 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:41,100 Bill: HOLD UP! HOLD UP! 114 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:46,000 IT'S GONNA BE A LONG WEEKEND WITH THIS GUY. 115 00:05:46,066 --> 00:05:48,200 - UGH, I KNOW IT. - JEEZ. 116 00:05:50,266 --> 00:05:53,367 - Jane: OKAY, ROLLING! COME ON OUT. - ( cell phone ringing ) 117 00:05:53,433 --> 00:05:55,800 - Mark: DO YOU WANNA? - NO, I'M ON VACATION. 118 00:05:57,133 --> 00:06:00,367 WELL, HERE WE ARE IN PALM SPRINGS READY TO RELAX. 119 00:06:00,433 --> 00:06:02,066 SHOULD WE JUST LEAVE THE CAR HERE? 120 00:06:02,133 --> 00:06:04,433 UH, "SHOULD WE JUST LEAVE THE NAVIGATOR HERE?" 121 00:06:06,100 --> 00:06:08,033 JANE, HE'S GONNA HAVE TO STOP. 122 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:09,900 HE'S GONNA HAVE TO STOP DOING THAT. 123 00:06:09,967 --> 00:06:13,467 - Man: WELCOME TO THE PARKER PALM SPRINGS, MS. CHERISH. - OH, THANK YOU. 124 00:06:15,066 --> 00:06:16,667 Mark: WOW! 125 00:06:16,734 --> 00:06:19,800 - THIS PLACE IS DIFFERENT. - UH-HUH. 126 00:06:19,867 --> 00:06:22,700 THE HOTEL HAS JUST GONE THROUGH AN EXTENSIVE RENOVATION. 127 00:06:22,767 --> 00:06:24,467 I'LL SAY, YEAH. 128 00:06:24,533 --> 00:06:26,900 WHEN WE WERE HERE LAST, THE LOBBY WAS ALL... 129 00:06:26,967 --> 00:06:30,934 WHITE COUCHES AND VERY ELEGANT CHAISE LOUNGES. 130 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,233 RIGHT, VERY OLD HOLLYWOOD. 131 00:06:33,300 --> 00:06:36,066 IT HASN'T BEEN LIKE THIS FOR TWO YEARS. 132 00:06:36,133 --> 00:06:37,700 TWO YEARS? NO, WAIT. 133 00:06:37,767 --> 00:06:39,734 IT CAN'T HAVE BEEN THAT LONG SINCE WE WERE HERE. 134 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,500 YEAH, I REMEMBER THE LAST TIME WE WERE HERE 135 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:43,200 I THREW MY BACK OUT PLAYING GOLF 136 00:06:43,266 --> 00:06:46,533 AND HAD TO PUT ON THOSE BENGAY HOT ADHESIVE STRIPS ON MY LOWER BACK. 137 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:48,100 - YEAH. - THAT WAS LIKE-- 138 00:06:48,166 --> 00:06:50,633 OH, LOOK AT THAT! OH JANE, ISN'T THAT FUN? 139 00:06:50,700 --> 00:06:52,367 YOU GETTING THAT? YEAH. AW... 140 00:06:52,433 --> 00:06:54,333 IT'S SO FUN, THAT PIECE. 141 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:57,433 YOU KNOW, COMPLIMENTS TO THE DECORATOR. 142 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:58,967 REALLY, GREAT LOOK, THE WHOLE-- 143 00:06:59,033 --> 00:07:01,867 - WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO SEE YOUR ROOM? - OH YES, I WOULD. 144 00:07:01,934 --> 00:07:04,600 LOOK AT THAT. IT'S A SHEEP, BUT IT'S A CHAIR. 145 00:07:04,667 --> 00:07:06,767 IT'S A SHEEP CHAIR. YEAH, NO. 146 00:07:06,834 --> 00:07:09,700 IT'S REALLY GREAT. SO HIP, YOU KNOW. 147 00:07:14,033 --> 00:07:16,667 OOH! 148 00:07:29,734 --> 00:07:33,066 HI, DO YOU KNOW-- ARE THESE CHAIRS TAKEN HERE? 149 00:07:33,133 --> 00:07:35,333 I'M SORRY. HI. 150 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:37,867 I'M WONDERING, ARE ALL THESE CHAIRS TAKEN? 151 00:07:37,934 --> 00:07:39,967 YEAH, MY BOYFRIEND AND MY FRIENDS. 152 00:07:40,033 --> 00:07:43,934 OH, SO YOU'RE SAVING ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE CHAIRS THEN? 153 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:47,533 - SORRY, WE GOT UP REAL EARLY TO GET THESE CHAIRS. - YEAH. 154 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:51,834 - WHAT IS ALL THIS? - OH, RIGHT, WE'RE FILMING A REALITY SHOW. 155 00:07:51,900 --> 00:07:53,867 THE ACTUALLY WANTED TO GET A SHOT OF ME-- 156 00:07:53,934 --> 00:07:56,300 WE'RE HOPING TO-- ON ONE OF THESE POOL CHAIRS, 157 00:07:56,367 --> 00:07:57,734 YOU KNOW, JUST OUTSIDE MY ROOM. 158 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:59,500 THAT'S MY ROOM RIGHT THERE 159 00:07:59,567 --> 00:08:02,633 RIGHT DIRECTLY BEHIND US. IT'S A STRAIGHT LINE. CAN'T MISS IT. 160 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:05,767 - YEAH, THAT'S MY ROOM NEXT TO YOURS. - OH, IS IT? 161 00:08:05,834 --> 00:08:07,467 YEAH. 162 00:08:07,533 --> 00:08:11,633 - DO YOU KNOW WHEN THESE CHAIRS WILL BE AVAILABLE? - I DON'T KNOW. 163 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:13,633 EVERYBODY'S TAKING NAPS. 164 00:08:13,700 --> 00:08:17,033 OH. RIGHT, OKAY, UH-HUH. 165 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:24,867 I'D SIT OVER THERE, BUT I CAN'T BE IN THE DIRECT SUN, YOU KNOW. 166 00:08:24,934 --> 00:08:28,133 I'M A REDHEAD, SO I'M NOT ALLOWED. 167 00:08:29,266 --> 00:08:32,233 I'LL MOVE MY IPOD. YOU CAN HAVE ONE. 168 00:08:32,300 --> 00:08:34,667 THAT'S AWFULLY SWEET OF YOU-- IT REALLY IS, REALLY-- 169 00:08:34,734 --> 00:08:36,266 BUT ACTUALLY I NEED TWO 170 00:08:36,333 --> 00:08:38,834 BECAUSE I'M WAITING FOR MY HUSBAND. HE'S COMING OUT. 171 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:45,133 SO I GUESS I NEED TWO, SO ALL RIGHT. 172 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,633 YEAH, YOU GOT THAT? I DON'T NEED TO SEE THAT! 173 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:57,266 I THOUGHT I LEFT THAT ALL BEHIND ME. 174 00:08:57,333 --> 00:08:59,633 MARK. HEY-- 175 00:08:59,700 --> 00:09:01,467 I SHOULDN'T YELL. IT'S NOT A TENEMENT. 176 00:09:01,533 --> 00:09:03,233 JUST WANTED TO KNOW-- WE'RE OVER HERE. 177 00:09:03,300 --> 00:09:05,033 OH, HI. 178 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:11,433 I READ THE NEW REVISIONS. I WANNA MAKE SURE WE'RE ALL ON THE SAME PAGE BUDGET-WISE. 179 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:14,367 - THE STUDIO, THEY'RE JUST NOT HAPPY. - I DON'T WANNA HEAR THAT. 180 00:09:14,433 --> 00:09:16,867 OH, LET IT GO, VAL. DECIDE WHAT YOU WANNA EAT. 181 00:09:16,934 --> 00:09:18,834 - OH, I KNOW WHAT I WANT. - GOOD. 182 00:09:18,900 --> 00:09:20,233 WELL, WE'LL EAT SOMETHING 183 00:09:20,300 --> 00:09:22,867 - AND THEN WE'LL SQUEEZE IN NINE HOLES. - ALL RIGHT. 184 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:27,834 OH, GREAT. HERE COMES A CIGAR. PERFECT, PERFECT. 185 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,667 ( chuckles ) 186 00:09:29,734 --> 00:09:31,734 - THAT'S A GOOD CIGAR. - IS IT? 187 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:34,700 YOU KNOW, THAT REMINDS ME, YOU KNOW WHO WE SHOULD SEE WHILE WE'RE HERE? 188 00:09:34,767 --> 00:09:36,734 - WHO? - DON AND DONNA FRANKLIN. 189 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:38,667 YOU KNOW, JANE, THAT COULD BE FUN. 190 00:09:38,734 --> 00:09:40,367 WE SHOULD HAVE THEM ON THE SHOW, 191 00:09:40,433 --> 00:09:41,967 HAVE 'EM FOR DINNER OR SOMETHING. 192 00:09:42,033 --> 00:09:45,567 HE USED TO WORK WITH MARK, AND SHE IS QUITE A CHARACTER. 193 00:09:45,633 --> 00:09:48,233 YOU KNOW, SHE HAS A REAL BIG PERSONALITY, 194 00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:50,166 - TONS OF FUN, YEAH. - Jane: GREAT. 195 00:09:50,233 --> 00:09:51,600 YEAH. 196 00:09:51,667 --> 00:09:54,567 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'D LIKE? 197 00:09:54,633 --> 00:09:57,633 OH YES, I WOULD LIKE A LITTLE LUNCH IN A LOUNGE CHAIR 198 00:09:57,700 --> 00:09:59,266 NEAR MY ROOM, PLEASE. 199 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:00,900 YEAH, BUMMER, 200 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,233 EVERYONE KIND OF STAKES OUT THEIR CLAIMS EARLY HERE. 201 00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:06,100 YEAH, WELL, THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW. WHAT TIME USUALLY? 202 00:10:06,166 --> 00:10:09,400 - HOW EARLY? - UH, LIKE 7:00. 203 00:10:09,467 --> 00:10:12,567 WOW, SO YOU HAVE TO SET THE ALARM SO YOU COULD GET UP AND RELAX? 204 00:10:12,633 --> 00:10:15,033 - YEAH. - I AM GOING TO HAVE 205 00:10:15,100 --> 00:10:18,700 THE TIGER SHRIMP TEMPURA WITH THE PONZU DIPPING SAUCE. 206 00:10:18,767 --> 00:10:23,266 AND I AM GOING TO HAVE THE SALAD WITH THE POACHED CHICKEN AND PEAR, PLEASE. 207 00:10:23,333 --> 00:10:25,800 OH, IS THAT ON THE MENU? 208 00:10:25,867 --> 00:10:27,834 OH SURE, YEAH. NO, I GET IT ALL THE TIME. 209 00:10:27,900 --> 00:10:29,667 YEAH, IT'S CALLED THE... 210 00:10:29,734 --> 00:10:33,633 - ANGIE DICKINSON. - UH, THE WHO? 211 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:35,867 YEAH, I'LL GET, UM... 212 00:10:35,934 --> 00:10:37,633 I'LL JUST HAVE A SALAD THEN. 213 00:10:37,700 --> 00:10:39,367 OH, AWESOME. OKAY, WHICH ONE? 214 00:10:39,433 --> 00:10:43,233 YEAH, THE UH... THE $25 ONE. 215 00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:44,734 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. - YEAH. 216 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:46,834 OKAY. 217 00:10:49,367 --> 00:10:53,734 AHEM, SPENCER, IT'S SUCH A GLORIOUS DAY FOR GOLF. 218 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:57,333 - JANE, THAT'S MY KATE HEPBURN. - OKAY, LET'S GET SERIOUS HERE. 219 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:59,166 ALL RIGHT, YOU OLD POOP. 220 00:10:59,233 --> 00:11:01,133 - HANDS... - YEAH. 221 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:03,166 OKAY, HANDS NICE AND EASY. RIGHT THERE. 222 00:11:03,233 --> 00:11:06,500 THERE WE GO. NOW EASY BACKSWING AND... 223 00:11:06,567 --> 00:11:07,867 OKAY, YOU'RE DONE. MY TURN. 224 00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:10,166 - I WAS JUST TRYING TO HAVE SOME FUN. - I KNOW, 225 00:11:10,233 --> 00:11:11,633 BUT THEY'RE TRYING TO PLAY THROUGH. 226 00:11:11,700 --> 00:11:13,800 - SO LET ME GO AND THEN-- - HE'S GONNA GO. 227 00:11:14,834 --> 00:11:16,934 SOMEONE'S IN THE DOGHOUSE. 228 00:11:30,867 --> 00:11:33,100 - ( cell phone ringing ) - AGH! 229 00:11:33,166 --> 00:11:35,500 JESUS! FUCK! 230 00:11:35,567 --> 00:11:37,266 WHAT? MARK, THAT WAS GOOD. 231 00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:40,200 NO... IT WASN'T. 232 00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:41,834 ( continues ringing ) 233 00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:46,133 VAL, WOULD YOU COME OVER HERE AND JUST TAKE THIS? 234 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:49,533 COULD YOU GET THE CAMERAS OUTTA HERE? 235 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:52,033 - WHY ARE YOU SO UPSET? - BECAUSE I DON'T WANT THEM FILMING THIS. 236 00:11:52,100 --> 00:11:55,166 WE HAVE A CAMERA IN THE BEDROOM, BUT THIS IS WHERE YOU DRAW THE LINE? 237 00:11:55,233 --> 00:11:58,333 - THIS IS GOLF. - OKAY. 238 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:00,233 - OKAY-- - BUT WAIT. I WANT ONE MORE SHOT. 239 00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:03,433 SO JUST GO OVER THERE, TURN YOUR PHONE OFF AND DON'T SAY ANYTHING. 240 00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:05,166 ( whispering ) OKAY, OKAY. 241 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,533 - HE'S GONNA TAKE ANOTHER SHOT. - Jane: IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 242 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,633 YEAH, SHH. BE QUIET. 243 00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:35,800 - ( chuckles ) - NOW GO. 244 00:12:36,934 --> 00:12:38,433 - YEAH? - YEAH. 245 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:41,367 ALL RIGHT. WELL, THAT WAS FUN. 246 00:12:41,433 --> 00:12:43,700 - WE'RE GONNA GET BACK NOW. - Jane: HOW'S HE GONNA GET BACK? 247 00:12:43,767 --> 00:12:46,467 OH, HE'S A BIG BOY. HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT. 248 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:51,633 JUST CHECK MY MESSAGES. 249 00:12:52,867 --> 00:12:54,367 WHO CALLED? 250 00:12:54,433 --> 00:12:56,667 OKAY. 251 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,300 AHEM, YEAH. 252 00:12:59,367 --> 00:13:02,000 MARK, THAT WAS DON AND DONNA. 253 00:13:02,066 --> 00:13:03,867 THEY'RE ON FOR 7:00. 254 00:13:03,934 --> 00:13:06,367 OH-- OKAY, HE HEARD ME. 255 00:13:06,433 --> 00:13:09,166 I'M JUST GONNA GET IN. 256 00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:12,567 HE WAS DRIVING, I DON'T KNOW... 257 00:13:13,467 --> 00:13:14,934 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 258 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,200 ( giggling ) IT GOES FAST. 259 00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:27,000 MARKY-MARK, HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT CHAIR? 260 00:13:27,066 --> 00:13:28,700 YOU KNOW, IT'S PRETTY COMFORTABLE. 261 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:31,266 IT'S NOT QUITE AS COMFORTABLE AS THE SEATS IN THE NAVIGATOR. 262 00:13:31,333 --> 00:13:33,367 ( giggles ) THERE, I THINK WE DID OUR DUTY. 263 00:13:33,433 --> 00:13:36,633 - OH, HERE THEY ARE. HELLO HELLO HELLO! - Both: HEY! 264 00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:39,400 - SO YOU FOUND US? - HOW COULD WE MISS YOU? 265 00:13:39,467 --> 00:13:42,900 - YOU'RE THE TWO OLD FARTS WITH THE CAMERA. - ( all laugh ) 266 00:13:42,967 --> 00:13:44,967 CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS CRAZY PLACE? 267 00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:47,900 THE ONLY THING MISSING IS DEAN MARTIN AND THE GOLDDIGGERS. 268 00:13:47,967 --> 00:13:50,300 OH, WHAT'D I TELL YOU? TONS OF FUN, HUH? 269 00:13:50,367 --> 00:13:54,667 - AND WHO IS THIS WITH THE GORGEOUS SKIN? - THIS IS JANE, OUR PRODUCER. 270 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:57,934 OH, HI, "JANE OUR PRODUCER," WE'RE DON AND DONNA, THE DOUBLE Ds. 271 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,100 NEED I SAY MORE? 272 00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:02,633 WELL... TONS OF FUN. 273 00:14:03,967 --> 00:14:06,000 SO ANYWAY, WE THOUGHT WE COULD HAVE DRINKS HERE 274 00:14:06,066 --> 00:14:07,600 AND THEN GO INTO TOWN FOR DINNER. 275 00:14:07,667 --> 00:14:10,166 OH, VAL, HONEY, BETWEEN THE GAYS AND THE GRAYS, 276 00:14:10,233 --> 00:14:12,133 THIS TOWN IS A ZOO. LET'S JUST EAT HERE. 277 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:15,467 - IS THAT OKAY, DON? - AS LONG AS I DON'T HAVE TO SIT IN A CHAIR WITH FUR. 278 00:14:15,533 --> 00:14:17,967 - THAT'S FOR YOU, BIG GUY. - HEY, NOW WE'RE TALKIN'. 279 00:14:18,033 --> 00:14:21,400 - GRAB MY PURSE, THEN I'M GONNA-- - OKAY. 280 00:14:21,467 --> 00:14:25,500 DON'T REALLY... KNOW THEM THAT WELL. 281 00:14:25,567 --> 00:14:27,667 THEY'RE BUSINESS ACQUAINTANCES OF MARK'S. 282 00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:30,667 SO YOU KNOW, I'VE MET DON A COUPLE TIMES AND YOU KNOW... 283 00:14:30,734 --> 00:14:32,667 I JUST MET HER A COUPLE TIMES. 284 00:14:32,734 --> 00:14:35,300 ALWAYS SEEMED FUN. 285 00:14:35,367 --> 00:14:38,967 - NO, YEAH-- I'M RUNNING A PRODUCTION COMPANY... - Mark: DON'T MISS THE OFFICE? 286 00:14:39,033 --> 00:14:40,900 WHY WOULD I? I CAN DO EVERYTHING I DID THERE, 287 00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,333 BUT HERE I LIVE OFF THE 18TH GREEN. 288 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:45,433 IF THEY EVER FIND A WAY TO HOOK UP A COMPUTER TO A GOLF BAG, 289 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,133 HE'LL NEVER COME HOME. 290 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:50,367 Man: THAT WOULD BE A NICE IDEA IF I WAS A MORON, BUT I'M NOT... 291 00:14:50,433 --> 00:14:52,367 DOING IT ALL AFTERNOON AT THE POOL, 292 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:54,066 AND NOW HE'S DOING IT AT DINNER. 293 00:14:54,133 --> 00:14:56,467 - YOU WANT ME TO SAY SOMETHING? - NO NO, IT'S NOT-- 294 00:14:56,533 --> 00:14:58,600 HEY, MR. HOLLYWOOD! HOLD IT DOWN. 295 00:14:58,667 --> 00:15:00,934 THE GERIATRIC SET IS TRYING TO TALK. 296 00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:06,867 - THERE. DONE. - YEAH. 297 00:15:06,934 --> 00:15:10,033 YOU KNOW, BEFORE THE CANCER I WOULD HAVE JUST SAT HERE AND FUMED. 298 00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:14,133 BUT NOW-- YOU DID KNOW I HAD CANCER? 299 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:16,934 - NO, I DIDN'T-- - IT WAS IN OUR HOLIDAY NEWSLETTER. 300 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,333 OH, WHO REALLY READS THOSE THINGS, RIGHT? 301 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:22,700 IF IT'S NOT ABOUT MY FAMILY, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. ( chuckles ) 302 00:15:22,767 --> 00:15:25,100 OH, RELAX, VALERIE. I'M FINE NOW. 303 00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:27,934 AND I GOT TO KEEP BOTH MY TITS! 304 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:31,166 - AND BESIDES, IT'S A REALITY SHOW, RIGHT? - UH-HUH. 305 00:15:31,233 --> 00:15:32,967 - CANCER'S PART OF REALITY. - YES YES. 306 00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:35,200 - AND IT IS A PART OF REALITY... - IT IS. 307 00:15:35,266 --> 00:15:36,734 ...YOU KNOW. 308 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:39,934 - Woman: WOULD ANYONE LIKE DESSERT? - SURE, ABSOLUTELY. 309 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,367 - LOVE DESSERT. - YES! 310 00:15:42,433 --> 00:15:44,200 - THERE YOU GO. - THANKS. 311 00:15:44,266 --> 00:15:46,400 AND HOW'S YOUR EVENING GOING? HI. 312 00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:47,900 - HI. - HI. 313 00:15:47,967 --> 00:15:50,767 BILL HARTWICK, I GAVE THEM THEIR NAVIGATOR. 314 00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:55,667 SO... UH, YOU HAVE A GOOD EVENING. 315 00:15:55,734 --> 00:15:57,567 OKAY, GOOD NIGHT. 316 00:15:59,133 --> 00:16:01,567 - VAL? - YEAH. 317 00:16:01,633 --> 00:16:03,967 JANE, HE HAS TO STOP DOING THAT. 318 00:16:04,033 --> 00:16:06,734 ( beeps ) 319 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,266 - ( rap music blasting ) - WELL, IT'S 2:00 A.M. 320 00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:14,200 AND AS YOU CAN HEAR, MR. AND MRS. HOLLYWOOD NEXT DOOR ARE HAVING A PARTY. 321 00:16:14,266 --> 00:16:16,800 AND I'VE CALLED THE DESK TWICE NOW, 322 00:16:16,867 --> 00:16:19,700 AND MARK HAS TAKEN A SLEEPING PILL. 323 00:16:21,734 --> 00:16:24,066 I HAVE NOT TAKEN A SLEEPING PILL, 324 00:16:24,133 --> 00:16:26,133 BECAUSE I HAVE TO GET UP EARLY IN THE MORNING 325 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,533 SO I CAN GET TWO DECENT POOL CHAIRS... 326 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,233 YOU KNOW. 327 00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:32,433 ( guys yelling ) 328 00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:35,467 - ( cheering ) - LISTEN TO THAT-- UNBELIEVABLE! 329 00:16:35,533 --> 00:16:38,767 JUST 'CAUSE SOMEONE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO LEAVE WORK BEHIND 330 00:16:38,834 --> 00:16:41,266 AND SIMPLY RELAX, YOU KNOW? 331 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:44,367 NOW EVERYONE ELSE HAS TO PAY THE PRICE. 332 00:16:49,767 --> 00:16:51,667 I HAVE TO. 333 00:16:51,734 --> 00:16:53,834 ( pills rattling ) 334 00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:04,500 ALL RIGHT, WELL, I'M GONNA TRY TO GO TO BED. 335 00:17:04,567 --> 00:17:07,633 - I'M JUST GONNA TRY NOW. - ( beeps ) 336 00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:09,834 VALERIE? 337 00:17:18,967 --> 00:17:21,367 I THINK I HEAR SOMETHING. 338 00:17:23,133 --> 00:17:27,333 - Valerie: JANE, WHAT TIME IS IT? - IT'S 10:30. 339 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:31,333 - WHAT? OH-- WHAT, WHAT? - IT'S 10:30. 340 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,500 IT'S-- NO NO, MARK! WE SLEPT IN! 341 00:17:33,567 --> 00:17:35,767 - WHAT? - WE SLEPT IN. 342 00:17:35,834 --> 00:17:38,066 CAN I SEE-- ARE THERE CHAIRS AT THE POOL? 343 00:17:38,133 --> 00:17:39,600 THERE'RE NO CHAIRS AT THE POOL. 344 00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:42,166 - THERE ARE NO CHAIRS LEFT AT THE POOL, MARK. - WHAT? 345 00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:44,100 THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT. THERE'RE NO CHAIRS. 346 00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:46,734 - THE WHOLE DAY IS RUINED! - WHAT CAN WE DO? 347 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,533 ( yells ) I DON'T KNOW! WE'RE SCREWED! 348 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,200 THE DAY IS RUINED! 349 00:17:50,266 --> 00:17:53,433 OKAY, WE'LL BE OUT. WE'LL BE OUT IN A SECOND. 350 00:17:54,867 --> 00:17:57,967 - Donna: GOD, THIS SUN IS DELICIOUS. - MM-HMM. 351 00:17:58,033 --> 00:18:02,033 - WHAT'S THE MATTER? - NOTHING, I'M JUST SO HOT. 352 00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:05,066 - TAKE OFF THAT SARONG AND GO FOR A SWIM. - I CAN'T, I'M WIRED. 353 00:18:05,133 --> 00:18:08,533 YOU'RE NOT WIRED, YOU'RE PISSED OFF. 354 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,533 YOU KNOW, IF IT'S BOTHERING YOU SO MUCH, 355 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:14,333 JUST GO OVER THERE AND TELL HER YOU WANNA USE THE EMPTY CHAIRS. 356 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,400 - YOU WANT ME TO GO? - IT'S FINE. IT REALLY IS. 357 00:18:17,467 --> 00:18:21,200 - YEAH YEAH. - YOU CAN'T KEEP NEGATIVE FEELINGS BOTTLED UP. 358 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:24,800 - YOU'LL GET SICK. - WORDS TO LIVE BY. 359 00:18:24,867 --> 00:18:27,000 THANK YOU, YEAH. 360 00:18:27,066 --> 00:18:29,400 VALERIE... 361 00:18:29,467 --> 00:18:32,100 WE DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER VERY WELL, 362 00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:35,900 - BUT CAN I SAY SOMETHING? - SURE. 363 00:18:35,967 --> 00:18:38,800 YOU HAVE TO STOP WORRYING SO MUCH ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE THINK. 364 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,333 OKAY. 365 00:18:46,467 --> 00:18:48,900 LIKE THA-- ( chuckles ) LIKE THAT! 366 00:18:48,967 --> 00:18:51,900 YOU KEEP LOOKING AT THE CAMERA, TRYING TO CONTROL 367 00:18:51,967 --> 00:18:53,800 HOW THIS IS ALL COMING ACROSS. 368 00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:57,667 - NO, I'M NOT TRYING TO CONTROL-- - YOU CAN'T CONTROL LIFE, VAL. 369 00:18:57,734 --> 00:19:00,533 HELL, YOU CAN'T EVEN CONTROL WHAT CHAIR YOU GET BY THE POOL. 370 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:04,133 WHO CARES WHAT PEOPLE THINK? YOU GOTTA LOVE YOURSELF... 371 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,600 WARTS AND ALL. 372 00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,567 AH... 373 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:13,934 GOOD FOR YOU. YEAH. 374 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:17,133 "DONNA GONE WILD-- SPRING BREAK." 375 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:20,800 SO WE PROBABLY HAVE TO GO INTO TOWN TO GET THAT FOOTAGE, RIGHT? 376 00:19:20,867 --> 00:19:23,367 OTHERWISE WHEN WILL-- YEAH, OTHERWISE WHEN WILL WE? 377 00:19:23,433 --> 00:19:25,700 - SO-- - REMEMBER, DINNER'S ON US TONIGHT. 378 00:19:25,767 --> 00:19:28,633 THAT'S RIGHT. THANK YOU FOR THAT ALSO. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 379 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,734 JUST GOTTA GET MY SHOE ON. 380 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,033 - OKAY, GOOD. - BYE, HONEY. 381 00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:36,000 - BYE, HAVE FUN. ENJOY EVERYTHING. - THANK YOU, I AM. 382 00:19:36,066 --> 00:19:37,500 OKAY. 383 00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:38,734 OH! OH, SHOOT! 384 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,834 I'M SORRY, DID I BREAK IT? 385 00:19:42,133 --> 00:19:44,233 ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET'S GO. LET'S KEEP GOING. 386 00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:48,200 WELL, HERE'S THE STATUE OF CELEBRITY 387 00:19:48,266 --> 00:19:50,700 AND FORMER MAYOR OF PALM SPRINGS SONNY BONO. 388 00:19:50,767 --> 00:19:54,133 FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW, HE WAS THE MAYOR OF PALM SPRINGS. 389 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,300 OW-- OOH! REALLY HEATS UP THERE. 390 00:19:56,367 --> 00:19:58,100 - EXCUSE ME. - YES? 391 00:19:58,166 --> 00:20:01,233 COULD YOU TELL ME WHERE THE STATUE OF SONNY BONO IS? 392 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,934 THERE HE IS RIGHT THERE. JUST DON'T TOUCH HIM. 393 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,133 DON'T TOUCH HIM, BECAUSE HE REALLY HEATS UP. 394 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,533 - YEAH. - ALL RIGHT. 395 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:09,433 - ANYWAY-- - OH MY GOD! 396 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,767 IT'S VALERIE CHERISH! 397 00:20:11,834 --> 00:20:15,066 WE DON'T WANNA BOTHER YOU, WE JUST WANNA TELL YOU THAT WE LOVE YOU. 398 00:20:15,133 --> 00:20:18,633 OH, IT'S NO BOTHER AT ALL. VALERIE CHERISH. 399 00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:20,567 HI. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M MEETING YOU. 400 00:20:20,633 --> 00:20:22,667 - I LOVE YOU! - AW... 401 00:20:22,734 --> 00:20:25,133 I'VE TURNED HIM ONTO YOU. I'VE LOVED YOU SINCE "I'M IT!" 402 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,533 AW... 403 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:30,133 YOU BOYS ARE SO DELIGHTFUL! WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES, THEN? 404 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:33,567 WELL, I'M TONY AND THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND RAOUL. 405 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:36,433 YOU ARE THE BEST THING ON "ROOM AND BORED"! 406 00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:39,734 - REALLY? AW... - THAT RUNNING SUIT YOU WEAR IS HILARIOUS! 407 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:42,066 ISN'T IT, ISN'T IT? I KNOW. 408 00:20:42,133 --> 00:20:44,600 YOU'RE BUSY AND WE DON'T WANNA TAKE UP ANY MORE OF YOUR TIME. 409 00:20:44,667 --> 00:20:47,834 - OH, NOT AT ALL. - WE CAN'T WAIT FOR YOUR REALITY SHOW. 410 00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:50,800 OH, OKAY, LISTEN, I GOTTA GET A HUG FOR THAT. 411 00:20:50,867 --> 00:20:52,500 THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 412 00:20:52,567 --> 00:20:53,934 - TAKE CARE. - NICE MEETING YOU. 413 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,233 - YOU TOO. - CAN I GET YOU TO SIGN A RELEASE 414 00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:58,266 SO WE CAN USE YOU ON "THE COMEBACK"? 415 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,100 IS THAT A YES? 416 00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:03,100 I DON'T WANNA BE ON THE SHOW. 417 00:21:03,166 --> 00:21:05,100 WHAT'S THAT? I'M SURE YOU DO. 418 00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:06,867 YOU'RE ADORABLE. DON'T WORRY ABOUT-- 419 00:21:06,934 --> 00:21:09,934 - HE'S NOT OUT TO HIS PARENTS YET. - OH. 420 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,934 I MEAN, I KEEP PUSHING HIM AND PUSHING HIM. 421 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,567 - THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW I COME TO PALM SPRINGS. - UH-HUH. 422 00:21:15,633 --> 00:21:17,433 THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT TONY. 423 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,900 IT'D BE LIKE "HI, I'M GAY" ON NATIONAL TV. 424 00:21:19,967 --> 00:21:21,600 RIGHT. 425 00:21:21,667 --> 00:21:25,000 YEAH, WELL, OF COURSE THIS, RAOUL, 426 00:21:25,066 --> 00:21:28,100 IS A VERY PERSONAL DECISION, OF COURSE. 427 00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:31,200 BUT IF I-- CAN I SHARE SOMETHING WITH YOU? 428 00:21:31,266 --> 00:21:35,300 JUST TODAY A FRIEND OF MINE WHO RECENTLY SURVIVED A CANCER SCARE SAID, 429 00:21:35,367 --> 00:21:40,200 "YOU CAN'T WORRY ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE THINK." 430 00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:42,600 YOU KNOW, I AM TELLING HIM THAT ALL THE TIME. 431 00:21:42,667 --> 00:21:45,867 YEAH, WELL, YOU CAN'T. YOU HAVE TO BE WHO YOU ARE-- 432 00:21:45,934 --> 00:21:48,200 WARTS AND ALL. 433 00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:51,433 JUST... YOU KNOW... 434 00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:56,100 OKAY. I'LL SIGN! 435 00:21:56,166 --> 00:21:59,800 WOW, GOOD FOR YOU. WHAT A NICE MOMENT. 436 00:21:59,867 --> 00:22:01,567 THAT'S A NICE MOMENT. 437 00:22:01,633 --> 00:22:04,633 - WOW. - THANK YOU, MS. CHERISH. 438 00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:07,033 MY PLEASURE, YOU KNOW. IT'S TRUE, THOUGH. 439 00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:11,266 IT'S JUST REAL IMPORTANT TO HONOR YOURSELF. 440 00:22:11,333 --> 00:22:13,000 YEAH, I THINK IT'S RIGHT THERE. 441 00:22:13,066 --> 00:22:14,367 JUST PUT YOUR NAME THERE. 442 00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:16,233 - GOTTA HELP HIM OUT, JANE. - DO WE BOTH SIGN? 443 00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:18,734 - EXCUSE ME. - I'M SO SORRY. 444 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,767 Valerie: I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A TOAST 445 00:22:20,834 --> 00:22:23,633 TO MY NEW SPIRITUAL LEADER DONNA. 446 00:22:23,700 --> 00:22:25,834 I'VE BEEN CALLED MANY THINGS BUT NEVER THAT. 447 00:22:25,900 --> 00:22:29,233 WELL, YOU ARE NOW, 'CAUSE LISTEN, THANK YOU. 448 00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:31,200 OKAY, FROM ME, FROM "THE COMEBACK" 449 00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:34,066 FROM MY NEW OUT-LOUD- AND-PROUD FRIEND RAOUL! 450 00:22:34,133 --> 00:22:35,834 - Mark: RAOUL. - Donna: SALUD! 451 00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:37,967 ( cell phone ringing ) 452 00:22:38,033 --> 00:22:40,667 VAL, IT SOUNDS LIKE THERE'S A BALLET IN YOUR BIRKIN. 453 00:22:41,767 --> 00:22:43,633 - THAT'S GOOD. - THANK YOU. 454 00:22:43,700 --> 00:22:45,600 I'M SORRY. OH, IT'S JUNA. 455 00:22:45,667 --> 00:22:47,633 I SHOULD SAY HI. JUNA J. 456 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,633 - HI, BABY GIRL. - Can you hear me? 457 00:22:49,700 --> 00:22:51,200 ONE OF THE KIDS FROM THE SHOW. 458 00:22:51,266 --> 00:22:54,033 - Hey, Valerie, are you coming? - COMING WHERE, DEAR? 459 00:22:54,100 --> 00:22:58,033 - I'M IN PALM SPRINGS. - Oh, that's why you're not here. 460 00:22:58,100 --> 00:23:00,266 - WHERE? - At Paulie G's party. 461 00:23:00,333 --> 00:23:04,066 OH, ARE YOU HAVING FUN? WHO'S THERE? 462 00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:06,800 Oh, the whole cast and Tom, some of the writers. 463 00:23:06,867 --> 00:23:10,200 Paulie was so cute trying to make us all relax about the retooling thing. 464 00:23:10,266 --> 00:23:14,400 OH, ALL RIGHT, SOUNDS LIKE FUN. 465 00:23:14,467 --> 00:23:17,500 LIKE I SAID, I'M OUT OF TOWN RELAXING WITH MARK SO... 466 00:23:17,567 --> 00:23:19,333 That explains it. 467 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,100 'Cause I asked Paulie where you were 468 00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:24,400 and he's all joking like, "Oh, she's not invited." 469 00:23:24,467 --> 00:23:27,667 OH, ALL RIGHT, LISTEN. 470 00:23:27,734 --> 00:23:31,700 I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF DINNER, SO WHEN I GET HOME I'M GONNA CALL YOU, OKAY? 471 00:23:31,767 --> 00:23:34,133 Okay, have fun. Miss you. 472 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,133 YOU TOO. ALL RIGHT, BYE. 473 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:38,934 AW, SWEET. 474 00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:44,533 AS YOUR NEWFOUND SPIRITUAL ADVISOR, 475 00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:47,000 I ADVISE YOU TO GET SOME OF THOSE FEELINGS OUT. 476 00:23:47,066 --> 00:23:49,233 I'M FINE. 477 00:23:50,166 --> 00:23:51,667 OKAY, THEN, AS DONNA, 478 00:23:51,734 --> 00:23:55,200 - I ADVISE US TO GET A LOT MORE DRINKS. - OH, WELL... 479 00:23:55,266 --> 00:23:58,934 - Don: MAS TEQUILA, POR FAVOR! - Donna: MUY BUENO, SENOR! 480 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,600 - LET'S HAVE OUR OWN PARTY, HUH? - YES. 481 00:24:01,667 --> 00:24:04,367 YOU KNOW, ONE TIME DONNA AND I WERE IN ACAPULCO, 482 00:24:04,433 --> 00:24:08,000 WE RENTED TWO BURROS AND A GUIDE WHO TOOK US TO THE TOP OF THIS MOUNTAIN... 483 00:24:08,066 --> 00:24:09,667 ( slurring ) MM-HMM, NOW-- 484 00:24:09,734 --> 00:24:12,300 OH, MARKY-MARK, LET'S GET OUR CHAIRS FOR TOMORROW. 485 00:24:12,367 --> 00:24:14,033 WE'RE LEAVING TOMORROW, VAL. 486 00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:16,500 NO, I'M GETTING A GOOD CHAIR BEFORE I'M LEAVING. 487 00:24:16,567 --> 00:24:18,233 COME ON, IT'S LATE. LET'S GO IN. 488 00:24:18,300 --> 00:24:19,900 NO, YOU GO IN. I'M RELAXING. 489 00:24:19,967 --> 00:24:21,233 VAL. 490 00:24:21,300 --> 00:24:23,800 MARKY MARK, GO IN. I'M RELAXING ON MY CHAIR. 491 00:24:23,867 --> 00:24:25,600 ALL RIGHT, FIVE MINUTES 492 00:24:25,667 --> 00:24:27,433 AND THEN I'M COMING OUT. 493 00:24:32,367 --> 00:24:34,567 OKAY. 494 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:49,066 NO... 495 00:24:49,133 --> 00:24:50,834 NO NO... 496 00:24:50,900 --> 00:24:52,133 WHERE ARE YOU? 497 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:55,633 - Jane: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - I WANT TO CALL HIM. 498 00:24:55,700 --> 00:24:59,433 OH, I CAN'T FIND IT. I WANNA CALL PAULIE G. 499 00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:01,767 - I'LL DO IT. - OKAY. 500 00:25:04,867 --> 00:25:07,567 LOOK UNDER "F" FOR "FATTY." 501 00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:13,166 DID YOU HEAR... THAT? 502 00:25:13,233 --> 00:25:14,867 - IT'S RINGING. - OH. 503 00:25:14,934 --> 00:25:16,700 OKAY. 504 00:25:16,767 --> 00:25:19,233 This is Paulie G. ( burps ) 505 00:25:19,300 --> 00:25:20,934 ( beeps ) 506 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,400 THIS IS VALERIE, VALERIE CHERISH, 507 00:25:24,467 --> 00:25:28,333 AND WORD ON THE STREET IS THAT YOU HAD A PARTY. 508 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:31,633 FATTY HAD A PARTY. 509 00:25:32,667 --> 00:25:36,233 FATTY HAD A PARTY AND NOBODY CAME. 510 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,400 NO NO NO NO. 511 00:25:41,467 --> 00:25:44,467 NO, THE PROBLEM IS THAT EVERYBODY CAME, 512 00:25:44,533 --> 00:25:46,367 AND I WASN'T INVITED. 513 00:25:46,433 --> 00:25:49,967 AND THAT HURTS MY FEELINGS, OKAY? 514 00:25:50,033 --> 00:25:52,734 AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT, 515 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:56,934 'CAUSE I'M NOT GONNA KEEP IT INSIDE AND GET CANCER. 516 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,467 GOOD. 517 00:26:11,767 --> 00:26:16,200 OKAY, I'M JUST GONNA WAIT UNTIL I CAN ENJOY MY CHAIR. 518 00:26:21,533 --> 00:26:23,567 ( laughing ) 519 00:26:28,700 --> 00:26:31,834 LET'S NOT SLEEP OUTSIDE, OKAY? 520 00:26:36,066 --> 00:26:38,533 - HOW'S YOUR HEAD? - IT'S FINE. 521 00:26:41,367 --> 00:26:44,233 YOU WANNA STOP FOR WATER OR COFFEE OR SOMETHING? 522 00:26:44,300 --> 00:26:46,567 LET'S JUST GET HOME. 523 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:07,467 WE CAN'T PLAY MUSIC. WE CAN'T AFFORD IT. 524 00:27:07,533 --> 00:27:10,500 I'LL PAY. IT'S ON ME. 525 00:27:13,333 --> 00:27:15,000 ( beeps ) 526 00:27:15,066 --> 00:27:16,734 ( crowd cheering ) 527 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:20,934 Robin Zander: I want you to want me! 528 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,700 HOW ABOUT THE QUALITY OF THOSE NAVIGATOR CINEMA-QUALITY-- 529 00:27:24,767 --> 00:27:29,266 I SWEAR TO GOD. I WILL PULL OVER AND PUT YOU OUT ONTO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. 530 00:27:29,333 --> 00:27:32,400 ( rock music playing ) 531 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:44,500 ? I want you to want me ? 532 00:27:44,567 --> 00:27:49,233 ? I need you to need me ? 533 00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:53,400 ? I'd love you to love me ? 534 00:27:53,467 --> 00:27:58,433 ? I'm begging you to beg me ? 535 00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:02,667 ? I want you to want me ? 536 00:28:02,734 --> 00:28:07,200 ? I need you to need me ? 537 00:28:07,266 --> 00:28:12,467 ? I'd love you to love me ? 538 00:28:12,533 --> 00:28:14,834 ? I'll shine up the old brown shoes ? 539 00:28:14,900 --> 00:28:17,266 ? Put on a brand-new shirt ? 540 00:28:17,333 --> 00:28:18,734 ? I'll get home early from work ? 541 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:23,967 ? If you say that you love me ? 542 00:28:24,033 --> 00:28:27,934 ? Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you crying? ? 543 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:33,100 ? Oh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you crying? ? 544 00:28:33,166 --> 00:28:35,133 ? Feeling all alone without a friend ? 545 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,367 ? You know you feel like dying ? 546 00:28:37,433 --> 00:28:42,533 ? Oh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you crying? ? 547 00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:47,200 ? I want you to want me ? 548 00:28:47,266 --> 00:28:51,867 ? I need you to need me ? 549 00:28:51,934 --> 00:28:56,066 ? I'd love you to love me ? 550 00:28:56,133 --> 00:29:01,266 ? I'm begging you to beg me. ? 551 00:29:01,316 --> 00:29:05,866 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 42480

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