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-Did you find it?
-No, it ain't anywhere.
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Did you try giving her
a different stuffed animal?
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She's been crying for over an hour
and I never thought of that.
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Thank God you're here.
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Maybe she's crying
because her mother's so mean.
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Don't take it out on him.
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Yeah, he didn't lose Wawa.
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So you're saying that I did?
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Oh no, I'm sure a stuffed monkey
just got up and walked away.
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Is that helpful?
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Feels bad, don't it?
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Y'all, let's not turn on each other.
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Found it in the car.
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Does that look like a monkey to you?
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Well, it's brown, it's fuzzy.
She ain't gonna know the difference.
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She'll know.
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She's fooled by "got your nose."
She ain't the brightest.
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She's three.
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Exactly. She'll cry it out tonight
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and in the morning,
she'll have forgotten all about it.
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-Found a ring.
-Oh, that's mine.
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You said you were getting that cleaned.
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And now that I've found it, I will.
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-Finally fell asleep.
-Thank God.
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She really loves that little monkey.
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I know. It's kind of sweet.
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I hate that stupid monkey.
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-Excuse me. Where are your Beanie Babies?
-Sold out.
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Shoot. Let's try Walmart.
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-Good luck. They're sold out everywhere.
-Really?
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People are going crazy for them.
We had a fight in here the other day.
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What? Kids are fighting over them?
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No. Moms. It was hot.
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Okay, well, do you know
when you're gonna get more in?
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-'Cause we really need the monkey.
-Okay.
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This is not a laughing matter.
Our daughter won't sleep without hers.
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Yeah, we need that monkey.
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-Did you say you have the monkey?
-No, they're sold out.
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If you get one in
can you set it aside for me?
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Maybe?
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-Hey, we were here first.
-I'll give you sixty bucks.
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Hey, lady, back off, okay?
If there's a monkey, it's ours.
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Here we go.
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All right, Dementites and Dementoids,
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this next one's becoming
a real earworm around here.
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Here's Connor McAllister
with "Do the Axolotl."
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Oh my God.
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Coughing up blood on the side of the road
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He played my song.
He played my song on the radio.
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Who? Captain Demented?
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I think it's Doctor Demented.
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It's Doctor Demento
and he played it more than once.
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That's amazing.
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He said it was his favorite song
about an amphibian from the whole year.
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Do you know what this means?
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That you're finally gonna make some money?
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Not a dime.
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Then I don't know what it means.
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This is just the first step. You know,
Weird Al got his start on Doctor Demento.
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You see?
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You know who Weird Al is?
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I'm assuming one of Connor's friends?
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He's the biggest star in novelty music.
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Maybe you can be Weird Connor.
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"Maybe"?
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Here's me and Dale
in front of the St. Louis Arch.
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And here we are at Mount Rushmore.
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Looks like you had a nice trip.
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Yeah. But I'll tell you, making love
in an RV is a young woman's game.
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-Mom!
-I said making love, you prude.
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Oh! Hey, Connie. How was your trip?
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-Just wonderful.
-Oh, good.
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So she gets "wonderful"
and I get "making love in an RV"?
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Sorry.
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We had a lot of sex.
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So tell me, how's my great grandbaby?
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Well, that's actually why I'm here.
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-Mary, I need your help.
-What's going on?
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You know that stuffed monkey
that she loves?
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Well, she lost it.
And now none of us can sleep.
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Wawa's lost? Did you look--
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-Yes, I looked.
-Did you try buy-
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Yes, I tried. Sorry I haven't slept in
a couple of days. I'm a little cranky.
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-A little?
-Yes, a little.
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What can I do?
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Well, you sew. Do you think
you could make one that looks like that?
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Doesn't look too hard.
I'll just need to hit the fabric store.
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Way ahead of ya.
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-Okay. I guess I'll get right on it.
-Thank you.
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-Where are you going?
-Take a nap. Keep it down.
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-Jim!
-How does she even know that I--
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Come listen to this.
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What?
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Hey, Connor. It's Chloe.
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I heard your song on the radio and-and
I just wanted to say congratulations.
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If you ever want to catch up sometime,
give me a call.
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I don't believe her. What are we gonna do?
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-What can we do?
-We can erase it.
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No, we can't do that.
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She only wants to get back with him
now that he's successful.
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Is successful the right word?
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I don't want him to get hurt again.
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He's a grown up, okay?
He can make his own decisions.
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Maybe he won't call her.
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She's a woman who had sex with him.
He's gonna call her.
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-Call who?
-No one.
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Chloe called.
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She left a message.
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Which you could erase. Or I could erase.
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-I'll erase it.
-Wait.
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-I want to hear it.
-Okay.
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Can I have some privacy?
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I understand, but no.
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We'll be in the bedroom.
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She just wants you back
because you've got a song on the radio.
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-That ain't what she said.
-It's what she meant. A mother knows!
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Well, Mary did a great job!
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I know! CeeCee couldn't even tell
the difference and she's pretty smart.
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CeeCee, don't eat the sand.
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Don't eat-- She's eating the sand.
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Where'd you find a Beanie Baby?
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Oh, it's my great granddaughter's.
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I'll give you forty bucks for it.
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-What? For this thing?
-Fifty.
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I-I-I-I couldn't. She loves it.
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So does my son. And the dog ate his.
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Sixty?
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I couldn't possibly sell it...
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for less than a hundred.
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Deal.
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Easy money.
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Hey, where's Wawa?
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I sold it to that broad over there.
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Are you crazy?
CeeCee's gonna lose her mind.
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Just calm down.
We'll get Mary to make her another one.
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-Connie!
-She gave me a hundred bucks for it.
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Seriously?
It's not even a real Beanie Baby.
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She don't know that.
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Why do you need twenty of them?
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Well, we were at the park with CeeCee,
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and this woman saw the one you'd made
for her and,
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as it turns out,
she runs a charity for sick kids.
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Really sick, really sad.
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And she said, you know,
the kids go nuts for them.
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But of course,
the real ones are so hard to find.
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Well, of course I can make more.
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-You said twenty?
-Twenty, fifty...
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-Fifty?
-A lot of sick kids out there.
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Really sick, really sad.
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Thank God my mom can sew
or CeeCee'd still be crying.
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I get it. One time my dog lost
his favorite squeaky toy. It was rough.
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Every time I tell you about my daughter,
you tell me about your dog.
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You should be honored. I love that dog.
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One's a person, one's an animal.
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-CeeCee eat stuff she shouldn't?
-Yeah.
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-You clean up after her?
-Yeah.
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-She happy to see you when you get home?
Of course.
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There's literally no difference.
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-Hello.
-Hey.
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-Oh, what brings you by?
-I need some advice about a girl.
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Hit me.
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Don't talk to the married guy about girls.
Talk to someone who's still in the game.
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Or someone who won the game.
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You got her pregnant. You won on an error.
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-Anyway, Chloe called.
-Wow.
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-Is this the ex?
-Yes.
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She heard my song on the radio
and wants to catch up.
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Nice.
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Not nice.
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She broke his heart and now she's poking
around 'cause he's got something going on.
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Yeah, that's why you write songs.
To get girls.
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She's just gonna use him.
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Exactly. Go get it, son.
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You weren't there last time.
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-He was a wreck!
-I was.
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-And he's just getting over her.
-I am.
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So he definitely does not want to see her
again.
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-I might.
-Dude!
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Yeah, I gotta say,
you raised a really good counterfeiter.
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Just think how much fun she'd been
if Jesus hadn't gotten His hooks in her.
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Hello, Mandy.
Well, it's a good thing I got on pants.
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The mailman
got quite a show the other day.
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-Well, what's all this stuff?
-Oh, it's for charity.
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Sick kids.
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That don't sound right.
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-What do you mean?
-Come on. What's the angle?
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There's no angle.
I'm just trying to give back.
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That's a load of BS.
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Aw, he really gets you.
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Fine. They're counterfeits. We're selling
them for a bundle to desperate mothers.
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You see, that's why we got
our lawyer's number on the fridge.
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-Hello.
-Hey.
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-Sorry I'm late.
-It's okay.
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I actually got here early, but then
thought too early might seem weird,
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so I took a walk around the block, then
ran into a guy I went to high school with.
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He was always really mean to me,
but he acted like we were old friends,
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which was confusing, but I played along.
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Anyway, here I am.
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-It's nice to see you.
-You too.
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-I wasn't sure you'd call me back.
-I wasn't sure either.
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Kind of figured your family might hate me.
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They do. Big time.
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Do you?
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I did. I probably should, but I don't.
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-Kind of awkward, isn't it?
-Even for me and that's saying something.
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So, what do we talk about?
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-I heard your song. So good.
-Thanks.
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I-I had to look up what an axolotl is.
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Well, you know what they say,
"Every good song requires homework."
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So, why'd you write about that?
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-They can regrow their hearts.
-That's interesting.
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Because I had mine torn out,
stomped on and smashed into the dirt.
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I'm sorry.
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Hey, it's awkward again.
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Looking for Beanie Babies?
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This is the third store I have been to.
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They're hard to come by
unless you know somebody.
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Be cool. Be cool.
One for sixty, two for a hundred.
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That's outrageous.
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-Are those Beanie Babies?
-They sure are.
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Well, how much?
Oh, I don't care. I'll take them all.
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Hang on, hang on. I want one.
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You said sixty?
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Sorry, lady, price just went up.
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Look what I got for CeeCee.
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Aw, that is so sweet,
but she already has this one.
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Shoot.
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I'll buy it from you.
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Oh, you don't have to do that.
We'll just keep it as backup.
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Please. My kid's beggin' for one.
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Aw. What do you think?
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Well, it does seem like
the Christian thing to do.
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Amen. Hundred dollars.
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Thanks so much. Tell your friends.
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-What are you doing?
-I'm countin'.
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Have I taught you nothing?
We don't count in public.
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-How much we got?
-A lot.
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I heard you were selling Beanie Babies.
239
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Yeah, we got a few left.
That's gonna be one lucky kid.
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They're not just for kids.
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A lot of adults collect them.
It is not weird.
242
00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:01,447
Nobody said it was weird.
243
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,408
Tell that to my mother.
244
00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:06,911
"You're never gonna get a man
with a bedroom full of dolls."
245
00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:09,747
-A whole room?
-Sounds cool to me.
246
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,541
So, how many would you like?
247
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:17,422
-Hang on, where's the tag?
-What do you mean?
248
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:19,632
All Beanie Babies have a heart-shaped tag.
249
00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:22,343
This is fake.
250
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,637
Just keep your voice down.
You can have it for free.
251
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:27,807
Don't insult me.
Like I would put this in my room.
252
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:37,442
- Oh! Hi.
-Hey.
253
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:40,778
-You remember Chloe.
-I sure do.
254
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,530
Hi, Mr. McAllister.
255
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,533
We're gonna go up to my room
and play music.
256
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,243
Well, have fun.
257
00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:49,787
-Be safe.
-Dad.
258
00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,665
Roll the dice, what do you want me to say?
259
00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:58,629
Look, don't freak out,
but he brought her home.
260
00:13:58,796 --> 00:13:59,756
What?
261
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,799
They just went up to his room
to play music.
262
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:06,471
That's how it started last time. Then the
music stopped and he got his heart broken.
263
00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,681
He's a grown man, Audrey.
What do you want me to do?
264
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,142
That grown man
is still my precious baby boy.
265
00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:13,269
Yeah, you wonder why he's weird.
266
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:36,042
-We sound good.
-We do.
267
00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:43,424
-I miss this.
-Me, too.
268
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,263
Don't.
269
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:52,350
I'm sorry. I thought we were having fun.
270
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:57,146
We are. It-- It's just...
271
00:14:58,147 --> 00:14:59,315
What?
272
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,693
You really hurt me.
273
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:07,365
I know. I'm sorry.
274
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:12,662
Do you think maybe we could try again?
275
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:19,710
-Someone has to go check on them.
-Well, go ahead.
276
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:21,629
You're the scary one.
277
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:25,133
You think I'm the scary one?
278
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:28,761
Hey.
279
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:34,517
Georgie. Of the two of us,
which one are you more scared of?
280
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:41,190
I guess I'll say him,
but that's just because you terrify me.
281
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:44,944
-Hello.
-Hi, honey.
282
00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:49,532
So, how's it going up there?
283
00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:50,741
She left.
284
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,953
For now? For good?
I need more information.
285
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,832
She wanted to get back together,
but I told her no.
286
00:15:57,999 --> 00:15:59,333
Oh, thank God.
287
00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:02,128
Good for you, son.
288
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,631
At first, I thought she'd be the only girl
to ever like me.
289
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,342
-Oh, that ain't true.
-I know.
290
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:11,262
Because if one song on the radio
got her back,
291
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:13,139
there's no telling how many girls
I can get.
292
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:14,849
Damn straight, Bubba.
293
00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:16,809
Do, do... Do, do... Do the axolotl
294
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,945
Oh, excuse me. You dropped this.
295
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:29,280
Thank you so much.
296
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,741
I recognize that monkey.
297
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,787
How is your little guy feeling?
298
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:39,415
Fine?
299
00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:41,167
Praise the Lord.
300
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:45,505
Although I like to think
I had a little hand in it.
301
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:53,095
You should have seen him. He was so happy.
You would never even know he was sick.
302
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:55,723
Sounds like a miracle.
303
00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:01,020
Doesn't it feel good
knowing you're making a difference?
304
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,647
I just wish we could do more.
305
00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:05,816
Or stop now
before you regret doing too much good.
306
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:09,195
There's no such thing as too much good.
307
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,740
I agree.
We need to find ways to ramp this up.
308
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:14,575
Well, what are you thinking?
309
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:21,290
What if we included all the kids from
Sunday school like a little assembly line?
310
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:24,794
Kids helpin' kids. I love it.
311
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,672
I am going to call Pastor Jeff right now.
312
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,882
-Do you mind if I use your phone?
-Go for it.
313
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:37,223
So now you're turning Sunday school
into a sweatshop?
314
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:40,851
They're little. They don't sweat much.
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