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We'll climb back into the low seventies
Saturday and Sunday
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and then cold front number two
rolls in Sunday night...
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Can you believe
that's who they replaced me with?
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I mean, look at what she's wearing!
You're not at a nightclub, lady!
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-She kinda looks like you.
-No, she doesn't.
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We've got scattered storms across the
state from Houston all the way to Dallas.
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{\an8}If you're pointing at Dallas,
it's two inches lower, ya dummy!
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-Whatcha watching?
-New weather girl.
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Nope.
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Thanks for watching. I'm Kelli with
an "I," and that eye is on your weather.
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God!
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I bet everyone's gonna love her and
no one's even gonna care that I'm gone.
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Oh, that ain't true.
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And besides, you'll find another job.
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It's not that easy, Georgie.
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I don't know. Just last week Kelli with an
"I" didn't have a job and now look at her.
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Mister McAllister, wait up!
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You two planning anything fun tonight?
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Movie, board game,
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maybe a shower?
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I showered... recently.
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She's fine. She don't stink.
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-Thank you.
-But your legs are gettin' a little bushy.
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Here's an interesting thing,
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women started shaving their legs
during World War Two
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'cause their nylon stockings
were being used to make parachutes.
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How is that helpful?
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I didn't say "helpful."
I said "interesting."
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I take it the job hunt is not going well?
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I sent my tape to every station between
here and Houston. No one is biting.
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It's only been a few weeks.
You just gotta be patient.
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I don't need to be cheered up,
I don't need to be pitied,
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and I don't need to be reminded of
how hairy my legs are!
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So, I understand
someone has a big birthday coming up.
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Oh, that's right, twenty-one.
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Our boy's becoming a man.
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Planning anything fun, Amanda?
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Oh, right.
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It's okay. I don't need a fuss.
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Naw, you gotta do something. Mandy,
what'd you do for your twenty-first?
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-I don't remember.
-It was more than a decade ago.
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I'm serious. You ain't gotta do nothin'.
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No, it... it's a big birthday.
Whatever you want.
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-I'm tellin' ya, it's not--
-Pick something!
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How 'bout shave your legs?
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Or wear nylons. They're available again.
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Oh, come on! I can't do it.
They'll recognize my voice.
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I ain't calling the station
to complain about the new weather girl.
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No, you don't have to complain.
Just say that you miss me.
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'Cause I'm less of a whore.
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-Sorry, not doin' it.
-God, thanks for nothing.
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Hey, I paid for six years of college
and don't charge you rent.
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Yeah. Nothin' else!
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-Hello?
-Hi, Mandy. How are you?
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That's a rabbit hole
you don't wanna go down.
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Understood.
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{\an8}I just wanted to check in and see what
you're thinkin' for Georgie's birthday.
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{\an8}He said he doesn't want to do anything.
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Really? Is it a surprise party?
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{\an8}Is he in the room? If he is just say,
"What did Missy do now?"
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{\an8}No, there's no party. We're just
gonna have a quiet evening at home.
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Well, if there's no party, I'd be happy
to cook him a birthday dinner.
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Oh, that sounds nice.
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And he can have alcohol if he wants,
but no hard stuff.
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I'm not operatin' a speakeasy.
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{\an8}Got it.
I'll leave my moonshine in the car.
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Very funny.
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Wasn't a joke. Bye.
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Relax! I don't drink moonshine.
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Hey, it's Missy.
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Hey, what's up?
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{\an8}How 'bout I throw Georgie
a birthday party?
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{\an8}My friend Jennifer's parents are gone
next week. We have the place to ourselves.
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{\an8}You wanna throw Georgie a party
at your friend's house?
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Yeah.
I just need money for a couple of kegs.
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I am not buying you alcohol!
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I'm providing the venue.
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{\an8}How about this? When you turn twenty-one,
I'll throw you a big party.
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Like I want a forty-year-old
planning my birthday party.
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{\an8}I will be thirty-seven!
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I'm gonna cut out a little early
on Wednesday.
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My mom's cookin' me a birthday dinner.
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I didn't know it was your birthday.
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Well, it's okay.
You ain't gotta get me nothin'.
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"Ain 't gotta get me nothin'."
How 'bout English lessons?
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-It's your twenty-first, right?
-Yeah.
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And you're celebrating it
at your mother's?
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Yeah.
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Please tell me you're gonna get drunk
after.
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No, but my mom said I could have a beer
with dinner.
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Georgie, going to a bar on your twenty-
first birthday is a rite of passage.
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Mandy's having a rough time.
I don't wanna make her celebrate.
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Fine. Then I'm taking you out.
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Thanks! Awful dang kind of ya.
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"Awful dang."
You do hear how other people talk, right?
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What should we have for lunch?
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How 'bout ice cream? I want ice cream.
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Let's have ice cream.
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Hey! I had a thought about Georgie's
birthday gift I wanted to run by you.
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Oh, crap!
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-It's in two days.
-I know, I know.
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What are you gonna get him?
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I was thinking a silver money clip,
maybe shaped like Texas.
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I don't know. He's pretty attached
to that stupid Velcro wallet.
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All right, I'll keep thinking.
And you better be thinking too.
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He only turns twenty-one once.
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It should've been before you had a baby,
but here we are.
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Thanks for pointing that out.
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Honey, I know you're having a tough time,
but if the situation were reversed,
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you know Georgie would suck it up
and make a fuss.
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I'll make a fuss. Fine. Leave me alone.
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Is CeeCee having ice cream for lunch?
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God! I'm a bad mother, I'm a bad wife,
anything else?
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You're kind of a crappy daughter, too.
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-Seven hundred.
-L.
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There are three Ls. Yep. Raking up there,
close to five thousand dollars.
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-What are you doing?
-Your legs aren't that hairy.
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Thank you.
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What's going on with the pits?
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-Hey.
-Hey, how was your job?
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Fine. So listen, I was talking to Ruben
about my birthday
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and he really wants to take me out
for drinks.
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What about your mom's?
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Well, we'll have dinner
and then I'll meet him afterwards.
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You don't have to come,
it can just be a guys' night.
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-I'm free.
-Great! The more, the merrier.
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Wh-- Hang on! I-- I thought
you didn't wanna do anything special?
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Well, I know, but Ruben's really into it.
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Well, then I should come too.
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Sorry, dudes only.
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Well, she can come if she wants,
but you don't have to.
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No, I want to. Because I am a good wife
and a good mother and a good daughter.
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Okay.
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-I'd like to solve it.
-Okay. Solve it.
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"Double your pleasure...
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You're kind of a so-so sister.
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Happy birthday, dear Georgie
Happy birthday to you
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Make a wish.
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-Yay!
-Yay!
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-Champagne for me and the birthday boy.
-Thank you.
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How about me?
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You make enough bad choices
without alcohol.
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A toast to my firstborn.
I am so proud of you.
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I wish your dad could be here
to see all you've accomplished.
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A father, a husband, a business owner,
only twenty-one.
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Cheers.
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Sorry, I thought you were done.
Let me refill.
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Anyway, I am so excited to see
what the future holds. Happy birthday.
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Cheers.
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Thank you, Mom. Thanks, everybody.
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Well, I always knew whatever you set
your mind to, you would achieve.
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Well, that's what my parents used to say
about me.
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You'll find another job.
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And if not, you've got a great husband
to provide for you.
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-How 'bout presents?
-Me first.
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-Dang!
-What is it?
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A Texas-shaped money clip.
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And it's solid silver.
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Thank you. This is perfect.
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Yeah, it just came to me.
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I've been sittin' on this wallet
since seventh grade.
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It's gonna be hard to give it up.
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Your turn, Mom.
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Well, this is a little awkward now,
but here.
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A new Velcro wallet! Cool!
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The birthday boy is here!
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Hey!
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Let me pour you a beer.
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Forget beer.
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Waitress, four shots of tequila.
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-Really?
-Yeah! Come on, it's a party.
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Okay.
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I'm gonna put some songs on the jukebox.
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See if they got any Aerosmith.
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It is your birthday, but, no.
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Here, you go.
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To the birthday boy.
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-Ain't we gonna wait for Connor?
-Nope.
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Uh-oh.
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Good morning.
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Oh, look what the cat spit up.
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What happened?
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Well, I puked a pepperoni pizza I don't
remember eating, so that's one thing.
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When you and Georgie came home,
we heard a lot of shouting.
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-Really?
-He sounded pretty mad.
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-Did you hear what it was about?
-You don't know?
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Look at me.
Do I look like I know anything?
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-Well, did you see him this morning?
-No, he left before I got up.
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Well, maybe we made up.
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He slept on the couch.
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Maybe we didn't.
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Got the toilet unclogged.
Someone tried to flush this money clip.
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What?
He tried to flush my birthday present?
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You stole my idea?!
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I gotta talk to him.
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Don't you think you should find out
some more information first?
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Who's right, who's wrong?
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These are important things to know
if you are gonna win this fight.
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-Why does she have to win?
-Jim, not now.
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You're alive. Impressive.
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Need you to connect some dots for me.
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Which dots?
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The ones between tequila shots
and ten minutes ago.
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-That's a lot of dots.
-It was a lot of shots.
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What's the last thing you remember?
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You went over to the jukebox.
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That jukebox. A wasteland of classic rock.
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The Eagles, what an overrated band.
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-Hey, hey! Focus!
-Right.
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Wasteland of classic rock.
Eagles, what an overrated band.
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I'm just sayin' we've got all night,
pace yourself.
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-What? I don't have a job.
I don't have to get up tomorrow.
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-What'd you choose?
-To walk away.
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-Do whatever you want.
-Aw, I'm glad I have your permission.
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Pool table's open. Who wants to play?
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-I do.
-Cool!
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Mandy, let's go play.
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I'm glad somebody wants to have fun.
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On behalf of my family, I apologize.
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She's just blowin' off steam.
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Aw, crap!
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What?
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-I'm the jerk!
-Hold on.
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She's been havin' a rough go of it.
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I really just hope this cheers her up.
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-Wha-- That makes it worse!
-It sure does.
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-McAllister Auto.
-Ruben, good. It's Mandy.
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Georgie's not here. He's on a tow.
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Is he mad at me?
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I'm mad at you.
You stabbed me with a pool cue.
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Please, I would never do that.
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I have a bruise on my left nipple!
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Well, what about Georgie?
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I don't know. He didn't seem happy
when you were on the payphone.
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Payphone? Who would I have called?
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I have no idea. Although, I would
recommend Alcoholics Anonymous.
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Well, do you remember anything?
238
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:27,181
We were playing pool.
Well, I was playing pool.
239
00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:31,686
Come on, you wuss, fight me!
240
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:34,564
Mandy, please, somebody's gonna get hurt.
241
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,858
Nobody's gonna get hurt. Boop!
242
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:39,402
-Ow!
-Ow.
243
00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:40,695
Your shots.
244
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:49,954
-Hey! One of those was mine.
-And it was delicious.
245
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:52,498
Why are you being such a dick?
246
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,667
-No, I'm not!
-Mandy.
247
00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:57,337
Fine.
248
00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:01,674
I stood up for what I believed in
and I lost my job.
249
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,676
And I was really good at that job.
250
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:06,262
-You were.
-Aw, thanks!
251
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:10,141
You're good at your job, too.
Probably, I don't really know.
252
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:14,729
God, I worked so hard
to get my career back
253
00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:17,273
and people were starting to recognize me
254
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,942
and I was this close to being a woman
on the streets...
255
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:23,029
Wha-- What did I say?
256
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,239
I don't know. You were mad, you were sad.
257
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:28,076
There was a hot girl at the bar.
What do you want from me?
258
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:29,869
Well, then what happened?
259
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:33,623
I bought her a drink. Her name's Rebecca.
She's a masseuse.
260
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,750
What happened to me?
261
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:41,130
Then I saw you on the payphone
and Georgie bein' all mad.
262
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,300
I think I know who I called.
263
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,761
Good for you. I'm gonna go ice my nipple.
264
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:53,267
-Hello?
-Hey, Scott. It's Mandy.
265
00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:55,645
It's nice to hear from you during the day.
266
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:57,480
So I did call you last night.
267
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:58,606
You sure did.
268
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,442
-Did I wake you up?
-You sure did.
269
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:03,486
Did I say anything embarrassing?
270
00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:05,196
You sure did.
271
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:09,075
Please, please give me my job back.
272
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,618
I would get down on my knees,
273
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:13,663
but the floor here is sticky
and I'm wearing a skirt and--
274
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:16,624
-Who are you talkin' to?
-Just gimme a sec. This is important.
275
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:20,628
Come on, we've known each other
for a long time. I--
276
00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:21,796
Is that Scott?
277
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:23,714
It's a work call.
278
00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:26,050
You're drunk dialing your ex-boyfriend.
279
00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:29,095
No, I'm drunk dialing my ex-boss.
280
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:31,472
-Hang up the phone.
-You hang up the phone.
281
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:33,558
Fine!
282
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,063
Yeah, I was a little drunk.
283
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:41,649
It's okay.
284
00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:44,277
I hope Georgie knows
there was nothing inappropriate,
285
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,737
except for you calling me at home
and waking me up
286
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:48,614
and telling me what you were wearing.
287
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:50,575
I'm sorry.
288
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,412
So, um... I'm a little fuzzy
on the details.
289
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:56,747
Did I get my job back?
290
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,791
-You did not.
-Yeah.
291
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:07,091
-Hey.
-Hi.
292
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:13,764
Look, I wanted to apologize.
293
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:14,891
Kinda busy.
294
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:18,936
Look, I know last night got out of hand,
and I'm really sorry that I called Scott,
295
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:21,606
but I promise,
it was just to get my job back.
296
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:23,191
You told me that last night.
297
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,236
So, I already apologized?
298
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,030
Yeah.
299
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:31,532
Then why are you still mad at me?
300
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:35,870
I'm not mad about the phone call. I'm mad
about what happened on the drive home.
301
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:41,375
-Did I puke in your truck?
-In it, on it, around it.
302
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:43,753
I'm sorry.
303
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,339
-Are you sorry for anything else?
-I am.
304
00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:50,426
Can you give me a hint?
305
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,475
Okay, I'm good. We can go.
306
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,478
Can't wait to get this night over with.
307
00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,814
I was just trying to celebrate
your birthday.
308
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:06,192
Tonight wasn't about my birthday.
It was about you.
309
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:10,738
Well, sorry. Not all of us have our lives
figured out at twenty-one.
310
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:12,782
So, now you're mad at my age?
311
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:17,328
Yes! It's a constant reminder
of what a failure I am.
312
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,501
False alarm. Where were we?
313
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,921
So, you blew up your career. Start over.
314
00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:31,926
This was the start over! I am thirty-two.
I don't get more start overs.
315
00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:33,469
Age don't matter!
316
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:37,890
That is a dumb thing
only a twenty-one-year-old would say.
317
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,642
So, now I'm young and dumb?
318
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:42,103
Yes, and that makes me old and-
319
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,271
Oh, God.
320
00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:46,607
-All over you?
-Like a vomit fire hose.
321
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:48,818
God, I'm really sorry.
322
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,361
Oh, forget it.
323
00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:56,325
It's just everything seems to come so easy
to you.
324
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:58,911
It ain't easy. I work my ass off.
325
00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:02,623
Yeah, and you deserve all your success.
326
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,709
Well, you do too.
327
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,837
And so what you didn't have it
at twenty-one.
328
00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:11,465
If you had it, we would've never met
and there'd be no CeeCee.
329
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:13,843
You're right.
330
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,178
Oh, here's your money clip.
331
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:19,098
Next time you're mad at me,
don't flush it down the toilet.
332
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,268
I didn't flush it down the toilet.
333
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,020
So, it was me?
334
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:26,397
Boy, I do not come off good
in any of these stories.
335
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,613
Earlier that morning...
336
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:44,457
Bye bye.
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