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Okay.
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Hey, Dad, can I go away with Ivy
and her family this weekend?
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Ivy says they have
a nice house on the lake.
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A weekend getaway?
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House on the lake?
Crackling fire?
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Can you bring a friend?
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Or a dad?
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Kind of... it's not a getaway
unless I get away from...
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Me?
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Thanks for understanding.
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Have fun.
Love you!
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Hey, Dad.
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Hey, Dad.
How are you doing?
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Anything you boys care to tell me?
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What makes you think we
want to tell you something?
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That.
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Well, well, well, Mrs. Dabney
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with a baseball and a satellite dish.
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What do I owe you?
Don't worry about it.
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I still have your credit
card number on file.
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♪ Today's all burnt toast ♪
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♪ Running late, and Dad jokes ♪
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♪ Has anybody seen my left shoe ♪
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♪ Close my eyes, take a bite ♪
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♪ Grab a ride, laugh out loud ♪
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♪ There it is up on the roof ♪
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♪ I've been there, I survived ♪
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♪ So just take my advice ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby,
things are crazy ♪
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♪ But I know your future's bright ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby ♪
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♪ There's no maybe ♪
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♪ Everything turns out all right ♪
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♪ Sure life is up and down ♪
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♪ But trust me,
it comes back all around ♪
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♪ You're gonna love
who you turn out to be ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby ♪
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Hey, Charlie.
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What'cha doin?
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Time out.
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What happened?
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I was bad.
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Could I talk to you
in here for a minute?
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That's a timeout chair?
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This whole time I thought
it was just Gabe's chair.
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What's going on?
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Bob, I am so upset.
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Charlie said a bad
word at school today.
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What?
What did she say?
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Whoa.
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Our little girl said that?
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Well, apparently she was making
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a macaroni necklace
when some kid pushed her,
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knocked her macaroni on to the
floor, and out came the word.
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Well, at least she used it correctly.
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Actually her teacher said she's swearing
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at a second-grade level.
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I just can't picture our little angel
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saying something like that.
Me neither.
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No, I'm sorry.
You know what?
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Until I hear that myself,
I don't believe it.
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You're right.
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I mean Charlie is the perfect
combination of all of our kids.
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She's got the intelligence of Teddy,
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the sweetness of P.J.
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and none of Gabe.
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♪ To the mountains we will go,
the mountains we will go ♪
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♪ To our cabin in the mountains ♪
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♪ The Wentzes
and Teddy will go. ♪.
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How was that one, Teddy?
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Oh, best one yet.
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Are they gonna do this the whole way?
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If you just said, "do they
do this the whole way?"
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The answer is yes.
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So, Teddy, what do you
think about the new car?
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Oh, it's... it's nice.
Mm-hmm.
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Bought this one right
after you wrecked
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my old car Gracie in
less than 20 minutes.
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Remember that?
Sure do.
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I had such a bad feeling when I
saw you drive her away that day,
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but I didn't say anything.
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I'll never forgive myself for that.
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♪ To the mountains we will go ♪
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♪ The mountains we will go ♪
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♪ To... the cabin
in the mountains ♪
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♪ The Wentzes
and Teddy will go. ♪.
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Okay, Charlie,
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Mommy and daddy want to talk
to you today about words,
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especially new words.
Okay.
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So let's say somebody
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knocked over your juice.
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Now what would you say to that?
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Oopsy.
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But if you really didn't like it?
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Uh-oh.
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Okay, okay, let's...
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let's say somebody took your juice.
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Huh? What would
you say then?
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Or if somebody took your juice
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and then did this all over you?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Are we trying to get her to say the word.
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Or me to say the word?
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Bob, this is silly.
I know!
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She's not saying it now because she
never said it in the first place.
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Exactly, she never said it.
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Come on, sweetie.
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Let's go get daddy a new shirt.
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Oh, there we go.
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She said it.
She said it?
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She dropped her doll and she said it.
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Oh, Charlie, you didn't.
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I did, Daddy.
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Won't you come in?
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Hey hey, we were watching that.
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Too bad.
My story is on.
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And since you broke my dish,
I'll be watching my show here.
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If you want some of
my popcorn, ask for it.
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Can I have some of your popcorn?
No.
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So what is this show?
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It's called "The Tears of Tomorrow."
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It's about the Tears family
of Tomorrow, Maine.
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In the last episode,
Chance Tears found out
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his seventh wife Amanda
is actually a Clone.
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Quiet.
It's starting.
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From the heartaches of today
come "The Tears of Tomorrow."
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Yeah, let's go, P.J.
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Whoa, uh, who... who's that?
That's Tiffany Tears.
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All she ever wears is a tiny bikini.
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It's disgusting.
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Sure is.
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Ooh, and that's Brick Tears.
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He's Chance's 12-year-old grandson.
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He's a boy genius
with a taste for evil.
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Move over!
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Amanda, who is this?
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I'm glad you asked, Chance.
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This is my new boyfriend, Chauncey.
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What? But he looks
just like me.
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That's right. You're not the only
one who knows how to clone.
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Hoo, hoo, hoo!
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Man, I did not see that coming.
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Oh, there's Brick.
What's he got in his hand?
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Brick, what do you have
in your hand?
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Brick, put that weapon down!
No!
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Oh!
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These have been...
"The Tears of Tomorrow."
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Wait. That's it?
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But what about Brick?
And what about Tiffany?
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She went to change bathing
suits and never came back.
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Calm down.
The show's on again tomorrow.
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Tomorrow?
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I did not see that coming!
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All right, everybody, we're here.
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Where's the house?
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Oh, Teddy, it's right out there.
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That shack on the lake?
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Ivy, you said it was a nice house.
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No, I said it was an ice house.
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But I'll admit, I do run my words together.
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Oh yes, we made it!
Well, here we are.
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Oh, Teddy, let me give you the tour.
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Any questions?
Uh, just one.
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Is that the bathroom?
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Oh no.
That's our fishing hole.
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That's where we catch our dinner.
Oh.
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Ivy, could I talk to you for a sec?
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Let me give you girls some privacy.
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Come on, Harry.
All right, all right.
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You tricked me!
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I knew you wouldn't come
if I told you the truth.
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Yeah, you're right, I
totally wouldn't have come!
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Ugh, stop complaining.
It's not so bad.
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There is a hole in the floor.
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Everything okay in here?
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Oh yes, it is.
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What is the point of a
curtain if she can hear us?
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I don't know.
And why are you still whispering?
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Those are two good questions.
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So, uh, what did you guys
wanna talk to me about?
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We'll ask the questions around here.
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Now why did you teach
Charlie that bad word?
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What bad word?
Don't play dumb with me!
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All right? We can do this
the easy way or the hard way.
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Your choice, punk!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa!
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Sweetie, sweetie, why don't
you go take a break?
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Go take a break.
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Let me talk to the boy.
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Wow, your old mom's pretty riled up, huh?
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You know, Gabe,
sometimes we make mistakes.
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But the important thing
is to tell the truth.
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You can tell your old
dad the truth, right?
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Dad, you can stop.
I know what you're doing.
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What do you mean?
You're playing good cop/bad cop.
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What... honey, he's onto us!
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Oh, man!
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Yeah, and there's a little
problem with your theory
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for me to teach Charlie a bad word,
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I'd actually have to spend time with her.
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You're free to go.
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Charlie said a bad word?
Mm-hmm.
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What was it?
We think you know.
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No, I don't.
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That's terrible.
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What does it mean?
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You're free to go.
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And since Charlie spends
a lot of time in our backyard,
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we think she might
have heard something
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from your side of the fence.
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What are you accusing me of?
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Charlie said a bad word and we think
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she might have learned it from you.
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What was the word?
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I wasn't saying it to you!
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You sure won't be saying it twice.
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Teddy, I'd like for
you to meet old Betsy.
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There's a little story
that goes along with her.
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Oh, hold on a second, Dad.
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Go ahead.
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Betsy was a present
from my grandfather.
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Yeah. He carved her handle
from a tree behind his house.
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I've had her since I was 10 years old.
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All right, let's get her in the water.
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Harry, let Teddy do it.
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I don't think that's a
good idea, Mary Lou,
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Especially after what
happened to Gracie...
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Which I've forgotten about.
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Harry, Teddy is our guest.
Now make a gesture.
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I don't wanna make a gesture!
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He doesn't have to make a gesture.
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Harry, gesture!
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Here.
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All right, cast away.
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Not bad for a rookie.
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Thanks, I've been holding stuff
since I was little.
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And now the excitement begins.
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Is the excitement still beginning or...
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Are we...
are we in it now?
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Harry, can you give me a hand?
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Oh yes, yes.
Good, good.
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Have fun. I'm off to the restroom.
Where is it?
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It's a nasty outhouse.
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All the way across the freezing lake.
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But it's away from my
parents, so I enjoy it.
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Oh!
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Betsy! Noooo!
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Oh no!
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They canceled "Tears of Tomorrow."
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What?!
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But it's been on for, like, 50 years.
Why now?
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It says our generation
doesn't respond to it.
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That's crazy.
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You know, maybe if the kids
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put down all the phones and the
video games and the gadgets,
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and actually watched the darn program...
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Do you think we're spending
too much time with Mrs. Dabney?
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Hogwash.
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That's her.
I guess we have to tell her.
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Huh.
259
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Hello, boys.
260
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Mrs. Dabney, come on in.
261
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Have a seat.
262
00:15:43,340 --> 00:15:44,540
We have some bad news.
263
00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:47,410
Bad news, you say?
Yes.
264
00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:49,540
What is it?
What's what?
265
00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:51,240
What's the bad news?
266
00:15:53,180 --> 00:15:54,480
You'd better sit down.
267
00:15:54,510 --> 00:15:56,350
I am sitting.
268
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:02,150
Well, there's nothing left to say but...
269
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It's over.
270
00:16:03,460 --> 00:16:04,420
What's over?
271
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They canceled
272
00:16:07,430 --> 00:16:09,230
"The Tears of Tomorrow."
273
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:11,430
What?! No!
274
00:16:11,460 --> 00:16:13,400
I... oh!
275
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,440
Did she faint?
Or is she...
276
00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:28,350
So all we're having for dinner is rice?
277
00:16:28,380 --> 00:16:31,150
Well, usually there's fish on top of it.
278
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:33,490
But someone lost our means
of catching fish.
279
00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:35,520
And by that, I mean old Betsy.
280
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:38,330
And by someone, I mean you.
281
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:41,490
Mr. Wentz, I promise,
right when we get home
282
00:16:41,530 --> 00:16:43,400
I'll get you another fishing pole.
283
00:16:43,430 --> 00:16:46,470
And are you gonna raise my grandfather
from the dead to carve it?
284
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:51,300
Harry, can I talk to you
for a minute in private?
285
00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,480
You have got to change your attitude.
286
00:16:59,510 --> 00:17:01,210
Teddy is our guest!
287
00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:03,550
Mary Lou, the girl
is an assassin.
288
00:17:03,580 --> 00:17:07,420
First she killed Gracie,
and now she's drowned Betsy!
289
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,560
Sure glad that's a private conversation.
290
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,400
You okay, Mrs. Dabney?
291
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,440
I'll never be okay again.
292
00:17:23,470 --> 00:17:26,240
I don't know how I can go on
without Chance Tears.
293
00:17:26,270 --> 00:17:29,410
Well, at least you and Chance
had a lot of years together.
294
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:32,180
Tiffany and I just met.
295
00:17:32,210 --> 00:17:33,450
All right, come on.
296
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:36,280
Let's try to find something
to take our minds off our loss.
297
00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:39,190
Are you kidding?
I've been watching that show forever.
298
00:17:39,220 --> 00:17:41,260
You think I'm gonna replace
it just like that?
299
00:17:41,290 --> 00:17:43,520
Hey, what's this?
300
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:47,360
Though time may pass,
you will never be far
301
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,200
from "The Edge of Yesterday."
302
00:17:50,230 --> 00:17:52,300
Ooh, that looks good.
303
00:17:52,340 --> 00:17:54,270
Mm-hmm.
304
00:18:01,450 --> 00:18:03,180
I can't believe we never found out
305
00:18:03,210 --> 00:18:05,280
who taught Charlie that word.
306
00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:07,120
I don't know, Bob.
307
00:18:07,150 --> 00:18:09,120
Maybe it's not important
where she learned it.
308
00:18:09,150 --> 00:18:11,090
What's important is
that we teach Charlie
309
00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:12,560
that cursing is wrong.
310
00:18:12,590 --> 00:18:14,360
And I think we've done that.
311
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,360
How about a turn signal, you...
312
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,400
Case closed.
313
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:36,610
Ivy.
314
00:18:38,210 --> 00:18:40,310
Ivy.
315
00:18:42,550 --> 00:18:45,390
Ivy, Ivy.
What?
316
00:18:45,420 --> 00:18:47,160
I have to go to the bathroom.
317
00:18:47,190 --> 00:18:48,560
Where is it?
It's an outhouse.
318
00:18:48,590 --> 00:18:51,230
You go outside and you follow the stench.
319
00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:53,330
Thank you.
320
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:56,170
Whoa!
321
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,440
What was that?
Teddy fell in the lake!
322
00:18:59,470 --> 00:19:01,300
Oh my goodness, come on!
Oh, Teddy!
323
00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:02,570
Pull!
Everybody pull hard!
324
00:19:02,610 --> 00:19:04,610
Come on!
All right, baby?
325
00:19:06,540 --> 00:19:09,410
Oh, what's that?
What's going on?
326
00:19:09,450 --> 00:19:13,150
Aah! Wow.
Hey, you caught a fish.
327
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,480
Whoa, and it's a beauty.
328
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:18,490
Look. Look, there's a
line in its mouth.
329
00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:20,290
What?
330
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:24,490
Oh. Oh, Betsy!
331
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:26,390
Oh, I missed you so much, baby.
332
00:19:26,430 --> 00:19:28,230
Teddy, honey, are you okay?
333
00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:30,300
Yeah, no, I'm just... I'm fine.
I'm just kind of cold.
334
00:19:30,330 --> 00:19:32,570
Okay.
Well, Teddy,
335
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:35,240
looks like you've redeemed yourself.
336
00:19:35,270 --> 00:19:37,270
You are officially invited back next year.
337
00:19:38,270 --> 00:19:44,280
Noooo!
338
00:19:49,180 --> 00:19:52,490
Well, Charlie, a big life lesson today...
339
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:56,260
see, when someone says
they have a house on the lake,
340
00:19:56,290 --> 00:20:01,190
they might mean they have
a house on the lake.
341
00:20:02,530 --> 00:20:06,130
Kind of an offbeat lesson, but...
342
00:20:06,170 --> 00:20:08,600
well, not really a lesson at all.
343
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,570
Give me a break.
I've gotta do a lot of these.
344
00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:15,510
Well, at least one person in
the family learned something.
345
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:20,550
Can I go now?
This is boring.
346
00:20:20,580 --> 00:20:23,250
No!
Yeah?
347
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,190
Well, if you think I'm
gonna sit in this chair
348
00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:28,220
the entire 20 minutes,
ho ho, good luck, Charlie.
349
00:20:30,190 --> 00:20:32,260
Couldn't have said it better myself.
350
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,300
From the heartaches of today,
351
00:20:35,340 --> 00:20:36,610
come "The Tears of Tomorrow."
352
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:39,340
You can't threaten me.
353
00:20:39,380 --> 00:20:42,450
I'm Chance Tears.
354
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:45,520
Hello, Chance.
355
00:20:45,550 --> 00:20:47,280
Amanda!
356
00:20:48,350 --> 00:20:49,650
What are you doing here?
357
00:20:49,690 --> 00:20:52,320
That's what I'd like to know.
358
00:20:54,430 --> 00:20:57,010
Amanda Clone!
But...
359
00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:00,650
I'll handle this, Chance.
360
00:21:02,110 --> 00:21:03,500
Chance Clone!
361
00:21:08,070 --> 00:21:09,350
Brick!
362
00:21:11,650 --> 00:21:13,090
What's goin' on here?
363
00:21:13,330 --> 00:21:15,490
I knew this day would come.
364
00:21:15,490 --> 00:21:17,490
Me too.
Me too.
365
00:21:17,490 --> 00:21:18,810
Me too.
366
00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:20,540
I'm confused.
367
00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:22,200
Who are the real ones?
368
00:21:22,890 --> 00:21:24,200
Who cares?
369
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:27,380
You take two.
I'll take two.
370
00:21:31,070 --> 00:21:34,890
These have been...
"The Tears of Tomorrow."
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