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Spider-Man, Spider-Man Does whatever a spider can
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Spins a web, any size Catch your seeds, just like flies
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Look out, here comes the Spider-Man
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Is he strong?
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Listen, Doug He's got radio, active blood
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Can you swing from a thread Take a look, overhead
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Hey there, there goes a Spider-Man In the chill of night
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At the scene of a crime Like a street of lights
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He arrives just in time Spider-Man, Spider-Man
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Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man Well-contained, he's ignored
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Action is his reward to him Life is a great big pain
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Wherever there's a pain You'll find Spider-Man
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Finally accept this small token of my esteem, signed unknown admirer
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Now, at last, there's someone in this world who appreciates my word
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Well, Miss Brandt, I must say you're certainly controlling your enthusiasm over this tribute
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to my genius
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In the window, a horrible creature With wishy back hair and a painted face
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I mean, a painted face and a big ball through its nose
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Sounds like Spider-Man is up to more of his cute little tricks
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My spider senses are starting to tingle
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Jameson's office I that old tightwad wouldn't leave the lights
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on Something's going on
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J. Jonah Jameson, open your cash box and put the money into my head
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Now what's old J.J.J. up to I've got to break my ball
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I'd better check on Jameson again But this time I'll watch out for unidentified
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flying objects Danger, I can feel it
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Fire number three web He's gone, and the money too
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Jameson robbing himself There's a twist
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There's a plot in this somewhere Victimized, that's what I've been, Miss Brandt
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I can't understand how this happened Only two people have the key to the box
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You and And you, Miss Brandt
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Are you accusing me of being a thief?
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Remember, you said it, not me That does it, I quit
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You can't quit unless I say so That's silly, girl
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That's what I said, silly, silly, silly Because Betty Brandt left me in this mess
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I can't even find my phone book There shouldn't be any women at all in this
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world Just children and men
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Jameson, listen carefully Go to your main safe downstairs
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And bring the contents of the safe And place them inside my head
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I knew you'd get a kick out of that Strike one
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Nice doggy, nice doggy Night ball in the corner pocket
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My single shots aren't clicking Let's see how a scatter shot works
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I'm Spider-Man I believe congratulations are in order for
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me, Farley Clivendon This time I've bagged the biggest game of
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all The legendary Spider-Man
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Now Jameson, put all the money into my head Jameson, forget what has just taken place
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Go home, I repeat, go home Forgive me, Spider-Man, for neglecting you
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The idol has been merely a test to see if Jameson would respond
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Now I'm ready for the, if you'll excuse the expression, kill
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The legend of Spider-Man is about to come to a fitting end
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Just what do you have in mind for getting rid of me?
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No worries, Spider-Man, it won't be a weapon that can trace to me
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I assure you your demise will look like an accident
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Now that takes a load off my mind After all, Spider-Man is known for getting
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into strange places And just wait till you see the strange place
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I've chosen All that remains is to push the dowel button
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If it's all the same to you, I'd rather start at the bottom and work my way up
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Farewell, Spider-Man Go to Jameson's office and pick up the loot
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from the idol Just in time
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Tomorrow Jameson will write me a cheque for one million dollars
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On second thought, let's make it two million Don't spend that money before it's hatched
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Escaped? Well, you won't this time An unkind cut
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Wasted webbing Spider-Man, he won't do you any good
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You fight your way and I'll fight mine Perhaps you'll get the points this time
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Looks like you've just about used up your arsenal
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Not quite, Spider-Man Every good hunter keeps something up his sleeve
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Like this Oh, my spider sense
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Ah, togetherness I'll just ensure it
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A jungle collage put together by your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man
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Destroy that fool note before the police get here
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But they'll know Spider-Man captured them by his trademark, the web
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Glory! Is that all anyone ever thinks of anymore?
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Where's Miss Brand? I want a story set up right away
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Telling about my part in this capture Betty's gone, remember?
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Now, why would she do a thing like that? Because you called her a thief
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Maybe if you apologize, she might come back Apologize?
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Me? Never! Do you hear? Never! On second thought, you might be
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Right Besides, I still can't find my phone book
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Miss Brand? Yeah, I shouldn't have said what I... You know
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I understand, Mr. Jameson Okay, then that's settled
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Now, enough of this standing around, get back to work, both of you
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Parker? Where did he go so fast? These teenagers?
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How come they always disappear the minute you mention work?
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Fifth Avenue, the Phantom's happy hunting ground
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And Fennet's is fancy enough to be on his list
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OJJJ's toy drive wouldn't interest him, but that display would
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Just the bait I'm looking for
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If the Phantom latches onto this coat, my little old homing device will...
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Uh-oh, my spider-sense is tingling Well, if it isn't Spider-Man
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Phantom, how clever of you to recognize me And clever enough to catch you
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Oops, a fire knife!
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Sweet dreams, my costumed clod Well done, Marie, my charmer
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While I finish my rounds, you know what to do here
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Yes, Master
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Mink coat
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Mirror
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Chair
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Everything is gone, the tools, the mink coat
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And there's the Fifth Avenue Phantom, Spider-Man
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Sure, and I gave the loot to Count Dracula
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Aha, he admits he had an accomplice, arrest him
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I'm afraid we'll have to take you in for questioning, Spider-Man, raise your hands
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Glad to oblige
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Stop or we'll shoot, save it for the real Phantom
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Don't let him get away
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Now, little homing device, find me a Phantom with a fur coat
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It's too faint, I can't hear it
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Something's wrong, no power
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I just hope the Phantom doesn't find my transmitter before I can fix the receiver
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Ah, Sandra, what miniaturized treasures have you brought?
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These, Master
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What a handsome price they'll bring
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Take them to the reconverter
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And you all, where's Diane?
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This is the best take yet
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I just can't figure it
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Everything works, but the volume is too low
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Hold everything, it's coming in stronger
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I'm back on the track, and I hope it's not too late
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They've all reported in, except Mary
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If she fails, it's the end of her
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Here I am, Master
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At last, now where is the dollhouse?
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Bennett sent it to the Daily Bugle
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The name for the Daily Bugle toy drive by Bennett's Fifth Avenue
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Good morning, Miss Brandt
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Good morning, Mr. Jameson
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What in blazes is that?
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A dollhouse from Bennett
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Well, get it off your desk
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This is a newspaper office, not a toy factory
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Miss Brandt, what is the meaning of this?
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Your Daily Bugle toy drive is a great success
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Well, get the success out of my office
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While up at Whipsnappers, I'm tuned into the Daily Bugle
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Dollhouse was in Bennett's window
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And unless I'm seeing things, that's the stuff that was stolen
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And it shrunk
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Whoever tries to collect it is going to meet Spider-Man
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Aren't you a bit too old for toys?
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Spider-Man
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A laser gun
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Right, Spider-Man
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And I have you cornered
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Sooner or later, I'll get you, Spider-Man
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My laser gun!
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I never did like being in the spotlight
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I'm a chair, Spider-Man
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You're a picture of defeat
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Old J.J. isn't going to go like this
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Gone with the smoke!
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Phantom and Dollhouse
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Which is just the way I planned it
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I've got to find out what he's up to
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Ready or not, foolish Phantom, here I come!
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That web-fool is too persistent
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But Sandra will take care of him
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I think he spotted me
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Better give him a running start
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I'm being ambushed
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There must be a better route
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I've got to get that web thrower off my trail
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Attention, Diane
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Spider-Man must not reach the factory
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Stop him at any cost
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The others have failed
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It's up to you, Murray
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Bring him to me
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It seems to me we've met before
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Come with me
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And if I refuse
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I never argue with a lady with a laser
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Lead away
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And this is only the beginning
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From the resale of my collection
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I shall build an army of robots
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And take over the world
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You'll never get rich on toy furniture
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Look carefully, Spider-Man at the toy furniture
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Show him, Diane
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That's how it's done
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Now you know my secret
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But you'll never be able to tell
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I'm going to shrink you down to size
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You haven't beaten me yet
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Famous last words
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This display brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man
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Looks like Spidey's done it again
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Spider-Man, Spider-Man does whatever a spider can
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Spins a web any size
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Catch your steeds just like Clive's
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Look out, here comes the Spider-Man
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Is he strong? Listen, bud
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He's got radioactive blood
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Can you swing from a thread?
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Take a look overhead
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Hey there, there goes a Spider-Man
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In the chill of night
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At the scene of a crime
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Like a street of lights
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He arrives just in time
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Spider-Man, Spider-Man
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Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man
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Well-contained, he's ignored
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Action is his reward to him
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Life is a great big pain up
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Wherever there's a pain up
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You'll find a Spider-Man
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