All language subtitles for 04 - The Sky Is Falling + Captured By J. Jonah Jameson

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can, spins a web any size, catch his feet,

just like flies, look out, here comes the Spider-Man, is he strong, listen bud, he's

radio active blood, can you swing from a thread, take a look, overhead, hey there, there goes

a Spider-Man, in the chill of night, at the scene of a crime, like a street of lights,

he arrives just in time, Spider-Man, Spider-Man, friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, welcome

thing, he's ignored, action is his reward to him, life is a great big hang up, wherever

there's a hang up, you'll find a Spider-Man.

My boy, you can't do anything with money but spend it, yes Mr. Jameson, don't interrupt

me when I'm talking, money is a bad influence, what's that, the sky is covered with birds,

I control the sky, run you fools, run, quick Miss Grant, close the window, Parker, get

out there and get some pictures, now where did he run off to, how can the vulture control

all those birds, my sonic device, all flying things I hypnotized into doing my bidding,

they look odd but I'm no bird, that's what's in store for you and the rest of the city,

unless they give me what I want, nobody can beat a man with wings, now for city hall,

come my feathered fellowess, follow me, wow, what happened to you, I fell out of an airplane

okay, Miss Bryant, Miss Bryant are you there, better get in there, he's been screaming like

a banshee, Mr. Mayor, it would be ridiculous to give in to that bird man, vulture man demands

two million dollars, he must have flipped his feathers, never mind Parker, I want you

to get pictures of the damage caused by spider man, Mr. Jameson, it was the vulture man who

was obviously working in league with spider man, yes Mr. Jameson, Parker, what happened

to your eye, I ran into some foul weather Mr. Jameson, extra, entire city mobilized

to get spider man and the vulture, extra, read all about it, the mayor has refused to

pay spider man and his feathered flunky, what's his name, anyhow get these galleys down to

press immediately, extra, mayor refuses to pay vulture, extra, read all about it, refuse

my demands, I'll make them regret that decision, it's that vulture man and his birds, let's

get out of here, never fear spidey's here, now don't go away man, you can't beat a man

with wings, web head, if you can't beat him, join him, one thing I hate, it's a smart aleck,

don't even need my birds to help me, it wasn't spider man who destroyed the building, I'll

bet my credit cards that those two are working together or my name isn't J. Jonah Jameson,

I'm sorry to interrupt Mr. Jameson but the window cleaners have refused to wash the windows,

they're afraid of the vulture man, what do you mean they won't wash the windows, that

gives me an idea, oh I hope the vulture man gets here before I get dish pan hands, doesn't

that fool realize he's defying my orders, or a lovelier you, I don't mind the trip, it's

the stop that bothers me, and now for my second example of fantastic flippancy, you fight me

enough, you boorish boob, just wait till my birds get through with you, no one can stand

up to my mouse you handsome fellas, I beat you spider man, Miss Branch, get in here on

the double, you screamed Mr. Jameson, yes Miss Branch, I want you to, oh there you are

Parker, what kept you Parker, the mayor has agreed to pay spider man two million dollars,

you mean the vulture man Mr. Jameson, don't interrupt me Parker, what was I saying, oh

yeah, and he wants it in two one million dollar bills to be exact, you just get yourself

to the Empire State Building and get some pictures, they're sending a messenger to make

the payoff on the observation tower, yes Mr. Jameson, I have a special surprise for that

oversized bird, ah the money it left, my mother said I'd never amount to anything, Mr. can

you spare a dime, you again, who else, now if old bird brain will take the bait, I can

try and bug his sonic signal, this time I'll get rid of you once and for all, at last it's

my supreme moment of triumph, now you just hold still long enough, I can sabotage his

sonic signal, and now for the happy ending, he was only making believe that he's got my

money, he's coming now to get him real mad so that he'll call his birds, nothing will

save you this time you wet head, stop squawking rooster face, you missed me, you'll be sorry

you said that you spiteful spider, your bark is worse than your beak, you rarely put your

eyes on it, no no not me, him, never count your chickens before they're hatched or the

yoke's on you, or you pick it up bird, you can't do this to me, I'm your bucky, the birds,

the birds they're trying to break into the office, Mr. James, what is it, the birds,

they're trying to get me, relax Mr. James and it was only spider-man, he left his package

in a note, what does it say, nobody wants more money, two million dollars wasn't enough

for that greedy, the note says please return to the rightful owners, signed courtesy of

your friendly neighborhood spider-man.

Ceiling zero, it isn't safe to be swinging around town in this weather, I'd better go

downstairs where it's a little safer, my spidey sense is really vibrating, something is following

me, I'd better be ready, what's this, with a few final adjustments I know the robot can

catch spider-man, then I can make a deal with J Jonah Jameson Esquire, it's obvious he was

after me but why?

What's so good about this, it's just a picture of a robot, but Mr. Jameson give me a chance

to, what, what is that, I would like to see Mr. Jameson please, I'm Jameson who and what

are you, I'm Henry Smythe the inventor, I've read your anti spider-man editorials and I

have something that is guaranteed to capture him, just what I need, another pony out, out,

you're right Mr. Jameson, no tin can catch spider-man, ah, but I can prove it can catch

him, well I don't know, but Mr. Jameson there is the added attraction of having your own

face in the robot's head, so it'll be you who goes after spider-man, I just want to

show how my robot can sense a spider's presence anywhere, that reminds me I have to pick up

some film at Herman's, very good, now walk it around the room once, what's that, that's

it, it's picked up spider-man's impulses, now set it on automatic, it works, it works,

I'll get spider-man this time, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I wonder does that

robot really work for Mr. Smythe a phony, well there's my answer, and this is no demonstration,

I have to face this sooner or later, and I'd better do it as spider-man, okay spider-man,

you've had it, and you're going to get it, I don't understand, this calls for a double

shot, it must have a special surface, dodge all you want spider-man, you can't avoid me

forever, I'd better take to the rooftops for a while, going for a little climb spider-man,

you can't get away from me, he can climb too, give up spider-man, I can go on forever, you're

beginning to look tired spider-man, got to get my second wind, the water, maybe it will

throw the robot off my trail, it worked, not a thing in sight, wow, what a day this has

been, my moment of trial, look spider-man captured by J. Jonah Jameson, this is the

day poets will write ballads about, in fact the president will probably proclaim it, J.

Jonah Jameson day, honoring me for conquering that web-headed menace, it's gone, the picture

is gone, I tripped it, the plug, Miss Brandt take the rest of the day off, without pay

of course, sometimes that boss of mine makes me so mad, spider-man got away, but he can't

have gone far, I've got that funny feeling again, he sure is a persistent bag of bolts,

so I'll just have to outmaneuver him, you're really at the end of your line this time spider-man,

that web will break my fall too, this shouldn't break it up, I forgot about your hard head

Jameson, I've waited a long time for this, and to think that I J. Jonah Jameson will

capture spider-man single-handed, with your help of course, my, spider-man's helped the

police enough times, now they can come to his support, 49th precinct, Sergeant O'Brien

here, sir, I wish to report a robot running wild through the city, miss are you sure that

you haven't been seeing things, no and what's more the robot is after spider-man, spider-man,

why didn't you say so, we'll have this checked out right away miss Murphy, I can't keep this

up much longer, oh is our little web head tired, where you'll be taking a long rest soon,

look the amazing spider-man, trapped by the famous J. Jonah Jameson, bingo I've hit the

jackpot, and the finder is locked in on him sir, well let's go, oh that blank screen means

Jameson is on his way, I can't escape through brute strength, but I've still got my brains

and the suction power of my fingers, I'd better figure this out before JJ really captures

spider-man, we've zeroed in on the robot's location, won't be long now, right here stop

here driver, it stopped, we've lost him, don't panic mr. Jameson, it's just interference

from the elevator controls, see it started again, he's just above us, there he is, stand

back, I'm going to have the pleasure of ripping off his mask and exposing his real life entity

to the world, mr. Jameson what have you done to his head, I didn't do anything, he hasn't

got a head, I've been tricked by that web head again, oh why, why does everything happen

to me, and as for you, get out of here with that robot before I, the spider impulse machinery

is missing, oh well, back to the drawing board, what's this, compliments of your friendly

neighborhood spider-man, this too, how much can I take, mr. Jameson I had him, I had him,

spider-man is made a fool of me again, now now mr. Jameson you've been working too hard,

what you need is a good rest, Betty me I see mr. Jameson, sorry for mr. Jameson won't

be in this week, was something wrong, yes he was stung by a spider, spider-man, spider-man

does whatever a spider can, spins a web, any size, catch his feet, just like flies look

out, here comes the spider-man, is he strong, listen bud, he's got radioactive blood, can

you swing from a thread, take a look, overhead, hey there, there goes the spider-man, in the

chill of night, at the scene of a crime, like a street of lights, he arrives just in time,

spider-man, spider-man, friendly neighborhood spider-man, welcome fame, he's ignored, action

is his reward to him, life is a great big day, wherever there's a pain, you'll find the

spider-man