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I NEED 2 SEATS
ON YOUR 4:15
TO BOSTON, PLEASE.
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OH, OF COURSE, MR. SMITH.
IT'S SO NICE
TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
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THE NAME'S BEEKMAN,
NOT SMITH.
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OH, NO, IT COULDN'T BE.
I NEVER FORGET A FACE.
YOU'RE JOHN SMITH.
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FOR THE LAST 3 FRIDAYS
YOU'VE BEEN FLYING TO BOSTON
WITH YOUR LOVELY WIFE, JANE.
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DO YOU KNOW HIS WIFE?
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I AM HIS WIFE.
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HONEY, SHE'S
OBVIOUSLY CONFUSED.
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WHY DON'T WE TRY
THAT AIRLINE OVER THERE?
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LIKE HELL.
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LET ME GUESS.
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JANE IS ABOUT 5'6",
BLONDE FROM A BOTTLE
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WITH A CHEST OUT TO HERE?
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UH, MAYBE HERE.
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YOU SAID IT WAS OVER.
YOU SAID
IT WAS ANCIENT HISTORY.
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YOU HAD BETTER
GET YOURSELF
A GOOD LAWYER.
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SO, A ONE TO BOSTON, THEN?
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[seagulls cawing]
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[siren blaring on T.V.]
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HEY, JOE, YOU WANT
THE LAST POTSTICKER?
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ARE POTSTICKERS
THOSE SLIMY, WHITE,
PUFFY THINGS?
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(Helen)
UH-HUH.
YEAH.
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ISN'T THIS WONDERFUL?
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THIS IS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGHT
THAT WE'VE BEEN ALONE
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SINCE WE'VE
BEEN GOING OUT.
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HOW'D YOU GET RID
OF BRIAN?
MMM,
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I TOLD HIM IT'D BE
A GOOD IDEA
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IF HE WENT DOWNTOWN
AND GOT SOME ICE CREAM.
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HE PRETTY MUCH
GOT THE HINT.
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GOOD WORK.
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[whistling]
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WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
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YOU TOLD ME TO GO
GET SOME ICE CREAM
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AND I WENT AND GOT
SOME ICE CREAM.
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I MEAN, YOU WERE HINTING
HARD ENOUGH, JOE, JEEZ!
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OH, AND I PICKED UP
THIS GREAT, GREAT FILM.
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UH--UH, BRIAN--
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THE VIDEO STORE
WAS A TOTAL MADHOUSE.
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I MEAN, ORDINARILY MATURE
CIVILIZED PEOPLE
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WRESTLING ON THE FLOOR
OVER A COPY OF THE GOONIES.
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BRIAN, WE WERE
WATCHING THIS FILM.
BRIAN, HEY...
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YEAH, NO, NO, NO.
THIS IS EVEN BETTER.
THIS IS EVEN BETTER.
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IT'S SAMURAI WITHOUT A NAME.
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YEAH, IT'S CONSIDERED
A CLASSIC
OF THE JAPANESE CINEMA.
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A FILM OF UNDERSTATED
BEAUTY AND POWER.
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SINCE WHEN
DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH
ABOUT JAPANESE MOVIES?
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I DON'T,
I READ IT OFF THE BOX.
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BRIAN, WE WERE--
OF COURSE, THE TRUE WAY
TO ENJOY THIS
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IS WITH THE SOUND OFF.
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[laughing]
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HOW DO YOU LIKE
MY NEW ROBE?
I GOT IT ON SALE.
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IT MAKES YOU LOOK
LIKE A GIRL.
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HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN
OF MY CLOTHES?
PREPARE TO DIE.
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OW!
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(Helen)
HEY--
PUT THAT SABER DOWN!
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BRIAN, WHY DON'T YOU, UM,
GO GET US SOME BOWLS
FOR THAT ICE CREAM?
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OH, GOOD IDEA.
OK, GREAT.
YEAH.
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AND WHILE I'M IN THERE,
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I'LL LOOK
FOR SOME CUPS, TOO.
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THEY MAKE GREAT
HORSE HOOF SOUNDS.
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[Helen laughing]
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YOU HAVE A CHOICE.
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YOU EITHER
GET YOUR BROTHER
OUT OF HERE
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OR I WILL KILL HIM
AND BURY HIM
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IN A SHALLOW GRAVE
OUT BACK.
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I THINK I SAW A SHOVEL
OUT IN THE GARAGE.
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SOMEONE HAS TO TELL HIM
THAT WE'RE NOT
THE 3 MUSKETEERS ANYMORE.
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YOU AND I ARE DATING, NOW.
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OK, ALL RIGHT. OK, OK.
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WHEN HE COMES BACK,
IN HERE WE'LL,
UH, TELL HIM--
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OH, "WE'LL"?
NO, THERE'S NO
"WE'LL" HERE.
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YOU'RE GONNA TELL HIM.
HE'S YOUR BROTHER.
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AM I GONNA BE PUNISHED
FOR THAT MY WHOLE LIFE?
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ALL RIGHT, OK, OK,
I'LL TELL HIM.
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DID I MISS
ANY DECAPITATIONS?
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NO. LISTEN, BRIAN--
AH, HERE WE ARE,
HERE'S MY FAVORITE PART.
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HERE'S MY FAVORITE PART.
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I'M TIRED
OF MAKING WAR.
LET'S SING!
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GOOD IDEA.
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I BROUGHT MY SHEET MUSIC.
IT'S IN THE KEY OF C.
ON MY DOWNBEAT.
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ME AND YOU
AND A DOG NAMED BOO
LIVIN' ON THE--
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BRIAN, HELEN AND I
WANT TO BE ALONE.
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WHAT SAMURAI SAYS THAT?
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NO, IT'S NOT THAT
WE DON'T EVER WANT
TO HANG OUT WITH YOU.
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IT'S JUST THAT, UH,
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WE NEED SOME TIME
TO OURSELVES.
YOU UNDERSTAND THAT.
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UH, YEAH, YEAH,
YOU DON'T WANT ME AROUND.
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OH, COME ON, BRIAN,
IF--IF THE TABLES
WERE TURNED
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WOULD YOU WANT ME
HANGING AROUND?
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OF COURSE NOT.
BUT I'M A LOT MORE FUN
THAN YOU ARE.
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LOOK, IT'S JUST THAT
WE'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP NOW.
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[whispering]
THIS ISN'T MY IDEA.
IT'S HELEN'S.
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AND, UH,
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WE NEED SOME TIME
TO OURSELVES.
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[whispering]
I LIKE HAVING YOU AROUND.
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BUT, I'M SORRY, BUT
THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.
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[whispering]
HELEN IS IN
A REALLY BAD MOOD TODAY.
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DON'T GIVE ME THAT.
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I BET YOU
IF I ASKED HELEN
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SHE'D SAY
SHE WANTED ME TO STAY.
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(Helen)
NO, SHE WOULDN'T.
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LOOK, BRIAN,
YOU'RE GREAT
WITH WOMEN.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO OUT
AND FIND SOMEBODY NICE?
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YEAH, YEAH.
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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THIS--THIS MAY BE JUST
THE KICK IN THE PANTS I NEED
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TO GET MY LIFE
BACK ON TRACK.
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OR IT COULD MEAN YEARS
OF INTENSIVE THERAPY.
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YEAH.
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[door closing]
HE PROBABLY HATES ME NOW,
DOESN'T HE?
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NO, NOT AT ALL.
I PRETTY MUCH
KEPT YOU OUT OF IT.
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(Fay)
ANNOUNCING THE DEPARTURE
OF FLIGHT 27 TO PROVINCETOWN.
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WE AT SANDPIPER AIR
REQUEST YOU PLEASE REFRAIN
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FROM TAKING FLASH PICTURES
DURING TAKEOFF OR LANDING
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AS THIS TEMPORARILY
BLINDS OUR PILOT.
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THANK YOU.
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I'M SORRY, KENNY.
BRIAN STILL HASN'T SHOWN UP.
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
TAKE ANOTHER FLIGHT.
OH, NO SWEAT, SIR.
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I'LL, UH, JUST GET
MY GUIDANCE COUNSELOR
TO WRITE ME A PASS.
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YEAH, I CAN JUST TELL HIM
I'M GOING ON A FIELD TRIP.
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THINK HE'LL BUY THAT?
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
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HE'LL SIGN
JUST ABOUT ANYTHING
I PUT IN FRONT OF HIM.
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BY THE END OF THE DAY,
HE'S PRETTY MUCH LOADED.
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GOOD.
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STILL NO SIGN OF BRIAN?
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NO. I'M GETTING
WORRIED ABOUT HIM.
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HE DIDN'T EVEN
COME HOME LAST NIGHT.
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WE MUST HAVE
REALLY HURT
HIS FEELINGS.
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OH, I'M SURE
HE'LL BE OK.
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YOU KNOW, THIS REMINDS ME
OF A FUNNY STORY
ABOUT MY UNCLE EMMETT.
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SEEMS ONE DAY HE DISAPPEARED.
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NO ONE COULD FIND HIM.
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THEN SOMEBODY
HAD THE GOOD SENSE
TO LOOK INTO HIS WELL.
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SURE ENOUGH, THERE HE WAS.
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[laughing]
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HE WAS OK?
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NOPE. DEADER THAN A DOORNAIL.
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HE WAS WEDGED IN THERE
PRETTY GOOD, TOO.
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TOOK A TOW TRUCK WENCH
TO YANK HIM OUT.
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CAME OUT A FOOT TALLER
THAN HE WENT IN.
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LOWELL, THAT'S NOT
A FUNNY STORY.
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THAT IS A TRAGIC,
HORRIBLE STORY.
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BY GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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I'M GONNA
CALL THE POLICE.
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MON FRERE!
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BRIAN, WHERE THE HELL
HAVE YOU BEEN?
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I'VE BEEN WORRIED SICK
ABOUT YOU.
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AH, BEEN IN, UH, PARIS.
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YEAH, RIGHT.
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NO, REALLY.
'CAUSE AFTER YOU GUYS
BOOTED ME OUT LAST NIGHT
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I WENT DOWN
TO THE TIN WHISTLE,
MET THIS WOMAN.
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SHE HAS LED
AN INCREDIBLE LIFE,
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CLIMBED THE NORTH FACE
OF THE EIGER, OK.
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KAYAKED DOWN THE GANGES.
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SHE EVEN COMPETED
IN THE IDITAROD
DOGSLED RACE.
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SHE WOULD'VE WON
IF THAT DOG
HADN'T FROZEN.
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I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
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OH, OK, SHE DEFINITELY
WOULD'VE BEEN IN THE TOP 3.
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ANYWAY,
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WE GOT TO TALKING, RIGHT.
NEXT THING I KNOW
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I'M WINGING MY WAY TO PARIS
ON THE FAMILY JET
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TO HAVE LUNCH AT LA MAZERE.
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FAMILY JET?
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SHE MUST BE WELL-OFF.
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YOU KNOW THAT EXPRESSION
"STINKING RICH"?
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WELL, "P"
AND MIGHT I SAY "U".
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YOU'RE MAKING THIS UP.
HE'S MAKING THIS UP.
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[people chattering]
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HELLO, GORGEOUS.
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COME HERE, YOU.
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[moaning]
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DID YOU USED TO PLAY
THE TRUMPET? NEVER MIND.
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GWEN HOLMES,
THIS IS MY BROTHER, JOE
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AND HELEN CHAPEL,
HIS LITTLE CROUTON.
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OH, IT IS REALLY GREAT
TO MEET YOU.
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I GUESS IT IS.
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OH, BRIAN'S TOLD ME
SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.
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I FEEL CLOSE
TO YOU BOTH ALREADY.
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AND HOLD ON
TO YOUR BERETS.
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HERE'S THE REALLY BIG NEWS.
GWEN AND I HAVE DECIDED
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TO GET MARRIED.
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YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED?
NO, YOU'RE KIDDING.
BRIAN.
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OH, LISTEN,
BRIAN.
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I KNOW IT'S IMPETUOUS
BUT I CANNOT HELP MYSELF.
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I'VE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE
LIKE THIS BEFORE.
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BRIAN AND I BELIEVE
IN FOLLOWING OUR IMPULSES
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AND MY IMPULSE SAYS
MARRY THIS BIG GALOOT.
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[laughing]
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YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE
MY FATHER ALWAYS SAYS,
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"YOU GOTTA TAKE
A BIG BITE OUT OF LIFE
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AND JUST LET THE JUICES
DRIP DOWN YOUR CHIN."
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IS IT ANY WONDER
I LOVE HER?
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[moaning]
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OH, HOLD IT.
HOLD IT.
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HOLD IT, HOLD IT,
HOLD IT, HOLD IT.
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I JUST GOT
ANOTHER GUT FEELING.
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OH, LISTEN UP, GUYS.
HER GUT KNOWS
WHAT IT'S TALKING ABOUT.
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WE GET MARRIED
ON YOUR PLANE.
UH-HUH.
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THEN, AFTER THE "I DO'S,"
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WE SKYDIVE INTO
OUR LIFE TOGETHER.
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OH, I LOVE THAT.
I--I LOVE THAT.
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NOW, LET--LET'S--
LET'S MAKE ALL
OUR PLANS THAT WAY.
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NO PLANS.
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WELL, THAT IS A PLAN.
FORGET WHAT I JUST SAID.
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BRIAN, CAN WE TALK
TO YOU IN MY OFFICE
FOR A SECOND?
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SURE, SURE, SURE.
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WHOA, CAREFUL BRIAN,
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THIS IS THE PART
WHERE THEY TELL YOU
YOU'RE CRAZY
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AND TRY
AND TALK YOU
OUT OF IT.
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(Joe)
OH, NO, WE WOULDN'T DO THAT.
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OH, OF COURSE NOT.
THEY'RE JUST GONNA
CRITICIZE YOUR LOOKS
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AND DISSECT
YOUR PERSONALITY.
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[both laughing]
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WE WON'T BE LONG.
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BRIAN, IF THIS IS
BECAUSE WE KICKED
YOU OUT LAST NIGHT
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YOU'RE OVERREACTING.
NO, NO.
217
00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:07,930
BRIAN, YOU CAN'T
GO THROUGH WITH THIS.
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HER.
218
00:09:07,930 --> 00:09:09,830
HELEN, HELEN,
219
00:09:09,830 --> 00:09:12,340
WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE
HOW I FEEL.
220
00:09:12,700 --> 00:09:14,500
I-IT'S-- I FEEL--
221
00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:16,470
I FEEL WHOLE WITH GWEN.
222
00:09:16,470 --> 00:09:18,980
LIKE THERE WAS
THIS MISSING PART OF ME
THAT I NEVER REALIZED.
223
00:09:18,970 --> 00:09:20,480
WE FIT, YOU KNOW?
224
00:09:20,980 --> 00:09:22,480
I GUESS WORDS
CAN DESCRIBE IT.
225
00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:24,110
[knocking at door]
226
00:09:24,110 --> 00:09:25,620
UH, SINCE THIS
DOES CONCERN ME,
227
00:09:25,610 --> 00:09:27,620
SEEMS LIKE I OUGHT
TO BE INVOLVED
IN THE DISCUSSION.
228
00:09:27,620 --> 00:09:30,620
COME ON IN,
MON PETIT CHOU.
229
00:09:30,620 --> 00:09:32,620
IS IT SAFE TO ASSUME
THAT YOU'RE STILL AT THE,
230
00:09:32,620 --> 00:09:34,420
"YOU HARDLY KNOW HER,
WHY NOT TAKE YOUR TIME" PART?
231
00:09:34,420 --> 00:09:36,090
MMM.
LOOK, LOOK, GWEN,
232
00:09:36,090 --> 00:09:38,930
I'M SURE YOU'RE REALLY
A VERY NICE PERSON.
IT'S JUST THAT--
233
00:09:38,930 --> 00:09:41,360
THAT WE JUST MET
AND GETTING MARRIED
IS A BIG STEP.
234
00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:43,300
WHY NOT WAIT,
SEE IF YOU'RE
COMPATIBLE FIRST?
235
00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:46,470
AFTER ALL THE FOUNDATION
FOR A LASTING RELATIONSHIP,
IT TAKES TIME TO BUILD.
236
00:09:46,970 --> 00:09:47,970
EXACTLY.
AH, BULL.
237
00:09:47,970 --> 00:09:49,370
[Brian exclaims]
238
00:09:49,370 --> 00:09:50,370
SHE NAILS HIM
WITH A HAYMAKER.
239
00:09:50,870 --> 00:09:53,440
THAT'S GOTTA HURT.
240
00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:56,950
GWEN, IT TAKES TIME
TO BE COMFORTABLE
IN A RELATIONSHIP.
241
00:09:56,950 --> 00:09:59,950
COMFORTABLE?
YOU WANT COMFORTABLE,
YOU GET A BARCALOUNGER.
242
00:09:59,950 --> 00:10:01,950
TAKE--TAKE
HELEN AND ME,
FOR EXAMPLE.
243
00:10:01,950 --> 00:10:02,950
WE GOT A GREAT
RELATIONSHIP.
YEAH.
244
00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:04,950
BUT IT'S TAKEN
SOME TIME TO DEVELOP.
245
00:10:04,950 --> 00:10:06,260
YEAH, IT DOESN'T
HAPPEN OVERNIGHT.
246
00:10:06,490 --> 00:10:07,490
WELL, HOW LONG
HAVE YOU TWO
KNOWN ONE ANOTHER?
247
00:10:07,490 --> 00:10:08,660
20 YEARS.
248
00:10:08,660 --> 00:10:09,890
TWEN--
249
00:10:09,890 --> 00:10:11,730
Y-YOU'VE KNOWN
ONE ANOTHER
FOR 20 YEARS
250
00:10:11,730 --> 00:10:13,800
AND YOU STILL
HAVEN'T MADE
A COMMITMENT?
251
00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:15,930
I'M SORRY,
BUT WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
252
00:10:16,270 --> 00:10:17,770
WELL, IT'S A LITTLE MORE
COMPLICATED THAN THAT.
253
00:10:17,770 --> 00:10:20,770
YEAH, A LOT
MORE COMPLICATED.
254
00:10:20,770 --> 00:10:22,670
WELL, A LITTLE
MORE COMPLICATED.
255
00:10:23,010 --> 00:10:25,070
IT'S ONLY COMPLICATED
IF IT'S WRONG.
256
00:10:25,070 --> 00:10:26,580
ALL RIGHT, LOOK,
LET'S GET DOWN
TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.
257
00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:28,410
WHAT IS IT THAT
YOU'RE NOT SURE ABOUT?
258
00:10:28,710 --> 00:10:29,710
WELL, I--I GUESS
IT'S THAT--
259
00:10:29,710 --> 00:10:30,710
W-WAIT--WAIT A--
WAIT A MINUTE.
260
00:10:30,710 --> 00:10:32,080
SOMEPLACE
ALONG THE LINE, HERE,
261
00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:33,580
WE SEEM TO HAVE GOTTEN OFF
THE SUBJECT AT HAND.
262
00:10:33,580 --> 00:10:34,580
WHICH IS
YOU AND BRIAN.
RIGHT.
263
00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:36,420
DO YOU LOVE HELEN?
264
00:10:36,420 --> 00:10:39,350
WELL, LOVE IS A--
WELL, THE THING IS WHEN
YOU HAVE DEEP FEELINGS...
265
00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:40,760
HELEN, DO YOU LOVE JOE?
266
00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:42,760
NOW, NOW, WHAT
YOU'RE ASKING IS...
267
00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:45,790
SEE, I'VE KNOWN JOE
FOR A LONG TIME,
AND JOE AND I REALIZE...
268
00:10:45,790 --> 00:10:47,230
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.
269
00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:48,730
I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT, UH,
270
00:10:49,230 --> 00:10:50,300
YOU BOTH WERE SO UNSURE
OF YOUR FEELINGS
FOR ONE ANOTHER.
271
00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:53,500
UNSURE OF OUR FEELINGS
FOR ONE ANOTHER? WH--
272
00:10:56,270 --> 00:10:57,770
I LOVE JOE.
273
00:10:58,270 --> 00:10:59,280
AND I LOVE HELEN.
274
00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:01,280
YEAH.
275
00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:05,010
REALLY? OR ARE YOU JUST SAYING
THAT 'CAUSE I SAID THAT?
NO, NO, REALLY.
276
00:11:05,510 --> 00:11:06,550
BUT YOU NEVER
WANT TO GET MARRIED.
277
00:11:06,550 --> 00:11:08,050
WE DIDN'T SAY THAT.
NO.
278
00:11:08,050 --> 00:11:10,050
WE DIDN'T SAY--
YOU'RE PUTTING WORDS
IN OUR MOUTH
279
00:11:10,050 --> 00:11:11,550
AND YOU'RE GETTING OFF
THE SUBJECT.
280
00:11:11,550 --> 00:11:13,490
OH, SO YOU DO WANT
TO GET MARRIED?
MARRIAGE IS...
281
00:11:13,490 --> 00:11:15,990
THAT-- THE--THE TRADITION
OF MARRIAGE...
282
00:11:15,990 --> 00:11:17,990
HELEN?
I FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT...
283
00:11:17,990 --> 00:11:19,800
[both stammering]
284
00:11:20,030 --> 00:11:21,360
HERE WE GO AGAIN.
285
00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:24,170
ALL RIGHT, DAMN IT.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT US.
OH, SURE IT IS.
286
00:11:24,170 --> 00:11:25,930
SEE, YOU DON'T WANT
BRIAN TO GET MARRIED
287
00:11:25,940 --> 00:11:28,700
BECAUSE IT CASTS DOUBT
ON YOUR OWN RELATIONSHIP.
288
00:11:28,700 --> 00:11:30,710
JOE, IS THERE SOMETHING
WRONG WITH HELEN
289
00:11:30,710 --> 00:11:32,070
THAT KEEPS YOU
FROM PROPOSING?
290
00:11:32,070 --> 00:11:33,240
OF COURSE NOT.
291
00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:34,740
WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?
292
00:11:34,740 --> 00:11:36,110
HELEN, THERE'S NOTHING
WRONG WITH YOU.
293
00:11:36,110 --> 00:11:38,780
THEN, WHY ARE YOU BOTH
SO AFRAID TO MAKE
A COMMITMENT?
294
00:11:39,050 --> 00:11:40,050
I'M NOT AFRAID.
NEITHER AM I.
295
00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:42,020
ALL RIGHT THEN DO IT.
296
00:11:42,020 --> 00:11:44,520
BE SPONTANEOUS,
PUT THE FIRE BACK
IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP.
297
00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:46,520
JOE, YOU'VE KNOWN HER
FOR 20 YEARS. YOU LOVE HER.
298
00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:48,520
THERE IS NOTHING
KEEPING YOU
FROM PROPOSING.
299
00:11:49,020 --> 00:11:51,260
DO YOU WANT
TO MARRY HER, JOE?
DO YOU? DO YOU?
300
00:11:51,260 --> 00:11:52,760
YES! YES! YES!
OK, ALL RIGHT?
301
00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:54,830
ALL RIGHT!
AND HELEN, DO YOU
WANT TO MARRY JOE?
302
00:11:54,830 --> 00:11:57,430
NOW, DON'T LET HIM DOWN.
JUST, MATCH HIS FIRE
WITH YOUR OWN.
303
00:11:57,430 --> 00:11:58,940
YES, I WANT TO MARRY HIM.
304
00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:01,100
THAT'S GREAT!
305
00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:02,710
THEN WE MAKE IT
A DOUBLE CEREMONY
ON SUNDAY.
306
00:12:02,710 --> 00:12:04,570
SUNDAY, HAH!
307
00:12:04,570 --> 00:12:05,570
SATURDAY!
308
00:12:05,570 --> 00:12:06,580
[Brian exclaiming]
309
00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:10,580
HE'S A MANIAC!
310
00:12:10,580 --> 00:12:11,980
[Brian grunting]
311
00:12:12,980 --> 00:12:14,580
HEY, WHAT'S THAT
ON YOUR CHIN, BROTHER?
312
00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:18,250
IT'S THE JUICES OF LIFE,
BIG GUY.
313
00:12:28,430 --> 00:12:29,770
HEY.
314
00:12:30,770 --> 00:12:32,270
GETTING MARRIED SATURDAY.
315
00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:37,140
I KNOW.
316
00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:39,640
WHAT'S TODAY?
317
00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:40,640
FRIDAY.
318
00:12:42,650 --> 00:12:44,150
AFTERNOON.
319
00:12:45,180 --> 00:12:46,680
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT IT?
320
00:12:49,550 --> 00:12:51,050
[sighing]
WELL,
321
00:12:51,550 --> 00:12:53,060
YOU KNOW, I--I GUESS...
322
00:12:53,060 --> 00:12:54,060
I GUESS IT'S KIND OF--
YOU KNOW--
323
00:12:54,060 --> 00:12:55,990
YOU DON'T WANT
TO GET MARRIED EITHER?
NO!
324
00:12:55,990 --> 00:12:58,490
OH, THANK GOD!
THANK GOD! THANK GOD!
325
00:12:58,490 --> 00:12:59,760
[laughing]
326
00:13:00,260 --> 00:13:02,200
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE
SO RELIEVED, JOE.
OH, NO, HELEN.
327
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:05,070
IT'S JUST THAT, UH,
I THINK THAT WE SHOULD GO
AT OUR OWN SPEED.
328
00:13:05,070 --> 00:13:06,400
TAKE IT NICE AND SLOW.
RIGHT.
329
00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:08,200
I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE LET THAT WOMAN
TALK US INTO THIS.
330
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:12,010
YEAH, WE'RE NOT
GONNA GET BULLIED INTO
GETTING MARRIED BY ANYONE.
331
00:13:12,010 --> 00:13:14,010
UH, BUT I THINK
WE SHOULD TELL
BRIAN AND GWEN.
332
00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:16,010
YOU TELL GWEN,
I'LL TELL BRIAN.
333
00:13:16,010 --> 00:13:18,510
NO, I'LL TELL BRIAN,
YOU TELL GWEN.
334
00:13:19,580 --> 00:13:21,080
I DON'T WANT TO.
335
00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:22,080
I'M AFRAID OF HER.
336
00:13:23,390 --> 00:13:24,720
SO AM I.
337
00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:26,520
ALL RIGHT, THEN WE'LL
TELL HER TOGETHER.
338
00:13:32,260 --> 00:13:33,760
UH, BRIAN?
YEAH?
339
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,760
HAVE YOU AND GWEN
DECIDED WHERE YOU'RE GOING
ON YOUR HONEYMOON?
340
00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:38,270
OH, WELL, UH,
EITHER A 24-DAY
SURVIVAL TREK
341
00:13:38,270 --> 00:13:39,770
ACROSS THE KALAHARI,
342
00:13:39,770 --> 00:13:40,770
OR
343
00:13:41,770 --> 00:13:43,240
DISNEY WORLD.
344
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:46,170
MY, FIRST HUSBAND
GEORGE AND I HAD
AN INTERESTING HONEYMOON.
345
00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:48,180
WE WENT TO PARIS
AND TO ATHENS.
346
00:13:48,180 --> 00:13:50,050
THAT'S GREAT, FAY.
THAT'S NICE.
347
00:13:50,050 --> 00:13:53,450
WELL, NOT EXACTLY.
WE WENT TO PARIS, ILLINOIS
AND ATHENS, OHIO.
348
00:13:54,450 --> 00:13:56,950
THAT WAS GEORGE'S IDEA
OF A JOKE.
349
00:13:56,950 --> 00:13:59,860
I KNEW AT THAT MOMENT
I SHOULD HAVE MARRIED
HIS BROTHER.
350
00:14:03,860 --> 00:14:05,860
WELL, KID, GOOD LUCK.
[chuckles]
351
00:14:05,860 --> 00:14:07,860
THESE ARE YOUR LAST
FEW MINUTES OF FREEDOM.
352
00:14:07,860 --> 00:14:09,370
THANKS A LOT, ROY,
THANKS A LOT.
353
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:11,370
AND--AND I'M SORRY
WE COULDN'T INVITE YOU
TO THE WEDDING.
354
00:14:11,370 --> 00:14:12,770
BUT WE RAN OUT OF SEATS
ON THE PLANE--
355
00:14:12,770 --> 00:14:14,770
I'LL JUST STAND OUT
ON THE RUNWAY
356
00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:16,270
AND SEE
IF YOUR CHUTES OPEN.
357
00:14:17,740 --> 00:14:19,740
(Joe)
HEY, BRIAN.
358
00:14:19,740 --> 00:14:23,010
WE GOT A BIG PROBLEM.
THE MINISTER JUST CALLED,
HE'S COME DOWN WITH THE FLU.
359
00:14:23,010 --> 00:14:26,010
NO, NOW WHERE AM I
GONNA FIND A MINISTER
AT THE LAST MINUTE?
360
00:14:26,010 --> 00:14:29,020
[clearing throat]
361
00:14:29,020 --> 00:14:32,820
WELL, UH, I HAPPEN TO BE
A MINISTER IN THE CHURCH
OF UNIVERSAL HARMONY.
362
00:14:34,590 --> 00:14:35,890
YOU'RE KIDDING.
NO, NO.
363
00:14:35,890 --> 00:14:38,390
I SENT IN THE $25,
THEY SENT ME
A CERTIFICATE.
364
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,900
IT'S A TAX DODGE.
365
00:14:40,900 --> 00:14:43,370
NOW, NOW, ROY, REALLY,
YOU--YOU CAN MARRY US?
366
00:14:43,370 --> 00:14:46,030
OH, SURE,
FOR A SMALL DONATION.
367
00:14:46,030 --> 00:14:48,000
MY CHURCH
NEEDS A NEW WATERBED.
368
00:14:50,410 --> 00:14:51,370
AM I LATE FOR THE WEDDING?
369
00:14:51,370 --> 00:14:53,640
LOWELL, BABY,
YOU ARE RIGHT ON TIME!
370
00:14:53,910 --> 00:14:55,910
GOOD,
'CAUSE I BROUGHT THE RICE.
371
00:14:56,410 --> 00:14:59,420
UH, LOWELL,
THE RICE ISN'T
SUPPOSED TO BE COOKED.
372
00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:03,220
HOW DO YOU
GET IT TO STICK?
373
00:15:05,350 --> 00:15:06,690
HERE THEY COME.
374
00:15:06,690 --> 00:15:09,090
HERE COMES THE BRIDE
375
00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:10,930
ALL DRESSED IN--
376
00:15:10,930 --> 00:15:12,260
[microphone emitting feedback]
377
00:15:12,260 --> 00:15:13,200
THANKS, BRO.
378
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,730
NO PROBLEM.
379
00:15:14,730 --> 00:15:16,170
I REALLY WISH YOU
THE BEST, GWEN.
380
00:15:16,170 --> 00:15:17,530
THANKS.
381
00:15:17,530 --> 00:15:19,940
YOU KNOW, I--I--I'VE ALWAYS
DREAMED OF MY WEDDING DAY.
382
00:15:19,940 --> 00:15:21,940
NEVER DID IT INVOLVE
WALKING DOWN THE AISLE
383
00:15:21,940 --> 00:15:23,740
WITH A PARACHUTE
STRAPPED TO MY BACK.
384
00:15:23,740 --> 00:15:25,240
WELL, HELEN,
YOU'VE HAD A PARACHUTE
385
00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,180
STRAPPED TO YOUR BACK
YOUR WHOLE LIFE.
NOW, SHUT UP.
386
00:15:28,110 --> 00:15:29,380
WHAT?
I'M SORRY.
387
00:15:29,380 --> 00:15:31,380
UM, SOME PEOPLE CRY
AT WEDDINGS.
I GET BITCHY.
388
00:15:40,790 --> 00:15:43,060
OK, WE'RE OVER
THE DROP AREA NOW.
389
00:15:43,060 --> 00:15:44,360
YEAH. SORRY.
390
00:15:44,590 --> 00:15:45,590
WHAT ARE THESE FOR?
391
00:15:45,590 --> 00:15:48,660
UH, GWEN DECIDED LAST NIGHT
THAT WE'D INCORPORATE
392
00:15:48,660 --> 00:15:51,900
SOME OF THE RITUALS
FROM THE COALACHOCTI
MARRIAGE CEREMONY.
393
00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:53,400
(Gwen)
THEY'RE A STONE AGE TRIBE
I LIVED WITH
394
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:54,700
IN THE RAIN FORESTS
OF BRAZIL.
395
00:15:54,940 --> 00:15:57,440
THEY BELIEVE
THAT WE ALL HAVE
AN ANIMAL SPIRIT GUIDE
396
00:15:57,940 --> 00:15:59,070
THAT LEADS US
THROUGH LIFE.
397
00:15:59,070 --> 00:16:01,080
H-HOY! AND I THOUGHT
MY CHURCH WAS A CROCK.
398
00:16:02,610 --> 00:16:04,110
WHERE ARE YOUR MASKS?
399
00:16:04,110 --> 00:16:07,680
OH, THE BRIDE AND THE GROOM
DON'T WEAR ANY.
JUST THE WEDDING PARTY.
400
00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:10,120
I DON'T WANT TO BE THE FROG.
I WANT TO BE THE TIGER.
401
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:13,360
JOE, YOU CAN'T JUST CHANGE
YOUR ANIMAL SPIRIT GUIDE.
402
00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:15,860
THIS IS A FUNDAMENTAL PART
OF US, THAT GOES BACK
TO THE DAY WE WERE BORN.
403
00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:16,860
RIGHT, GWEN?
404
00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,160
NAH, YOU CAN CHANGE,
IF YOU WANT.
405
00:16:20,660 --> 00:16:22,300
DON'T I GET A MASK?
406
00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:23,300
SURE, LOWELL.
407
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,300
HERE, THIS IS THE TOUCAN.
408
00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:27,470
IT'S THE WISEST CREATURE
IN THE JUNGLE.
409
00:16:27,470 --> 00:16:29,470
HA, DID YOU HEAR THAT?
410
00:16:29,470 --> 00:16:31,470
I'M THE WISEST.
411
00:16:31,470 --> 00:16:33,980
YOU HAVE IT ON
UPSIDE DOWN, DEAR.
412
00:16:36,140 --> 00:16:38,650
OK, ROY,
ANY TIME YOU'RE READY.
413
00:16:38,650 --> 00:16:41,180
(Roy)
UH-HUH. WE, UH,
414
00:16:41,180 --> 00:16:43,190
[clearing throat]
WE--WE ARE GATHERED HERE
415
00:16:43,190 --> 00:16:46,390
TO WITNESS
THE JOINING TOGETHER
OF 2 SOULS,
416
00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:48,720
BRIAN MICHAEL HACKETT
417
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,730
AND GWENDOLYN
SUZANNE HOLMES.
418
00:16:50,730 --> 00:16:52,660
UH, NOW, LET ME SEE HERE.
419
00:16:52,660 --> 00:16:56,600
ACCORDING TO THE CUSTOMS
IN THE COALACHOCTI CEREMONY
420
00:16:56,600 --> 00:17:00,770
THE GUESTS SHOULD OFFER
THEIR JOOJA FILLED
WITH GOAT'S MILK
421
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:03,270
OR IF THEY'RE NOT
FROM ROYAL LINEAGE
422
00:17:03,270 --> 00:17:06,280
THEIR OX BLADDER
FILLED WITH RIVER STONES.
423
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,380
OH, NO, I FEEL LIKE
SUCH AN IDIOT.
424
00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:11,950
I GOT THEM A WAFFLE IRON.
425
00:17:11,950 --> 00:17:15,950
NOW, THE BRIDAL COUPLE
SHOULD MAKE PUBLIC
TO THE TRIBE
426
00:17:15,950 --> 00:17:17,950
THEIR FEELINGS
FOR EACH OTHER.
427
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:23,230
I NEVER FEEL MORE ALIVE
THAN WHEN I'M WITH YOU.
428
00:17:23,230 --> 00:17:26,230
I NEVER KNEW I WAS ALIVE
UNTIL I MET YOU.
429
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,000
[whistling]
430
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:32,000
AND NOW THE BRIDAL COUPLE
SHOULD TAKE A FEW MOMENTS
431
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,440
TO CONTEMPLATE
THE JOINING
OF THEIR SPIRITS
432
00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:36,810
AND THE BEGINNING
OF THEIR NEW LIFE TOGETHER.
433
00:17:38,710 --> 00:17:40,210
OH, GOSH!
434
00:17:41,710 --> 00:17:43,210
JOE, THAT COULD BE US.
435
00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:49,720
ARE YOU SORRY IT'S NOT?
436
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:52,720
I DON'T KNOW.
437
00:17:53,220 --> 00:17:54,720
MAYBE.
438
00:17:55,220 --> 00:17:56,730
ARE YOU?
439
00:17:57,230 --> 00:17:58,230
I DON'T KNOW.
440
00:17:59,230 --> 00:18:00,230
KIND OF.
441
00:18:02,230 --> 00:18:03,730
IT'S NOT TOO LATE,
YOU KNOW.
442
00:18:05,230 --> 00:18:06,230
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
443
00:18:06,230 --> 00:18:07,240
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
444
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:08,740
JOE! WELL, I THINK
WE SHOULD--
445
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:10,740
[stammering]
NO, NO--
446
00:18:10,740 --> 00:18:13,240
FOR ONCE IN OUR LIVES,
JUST DON'T THINK.
LET'S JUST DO IT.
447
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:14,740
OH, JOE, IT IS
KIND OF SCARY.
448
00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:16,750
I KNOW, BUT THAT'S WHAT
MAKES IT EXCITING.
449
00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:18,750
[laughing]
OK.
WHAT? WHAT?
450
00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:20,180
YES. YES.
YES?
451
00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:21,180
REALLY?
YES.
452
00:18:26,050 --> 00:18:27,560
UH,
453
00:18:28,060 --> 00:18:29,060
REVEREND BIGGINS,
454
00:18:30,060 --> 00:18:31,930
WE WANT TO GET MARRIED TOO.
455
00:18:31,930 --> 00:18:34,260
OH, LOOK, IF YOU DON'T WANNA
PUT THE MASKS ON AGAIN,
456
00:18:34,260 --> 00:18:35,260
JUST SAY SO.
457
00:18:36,470 --> 00:18:37,970
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY ROY?
458
00:18:37,970 --> 00:18:40,970
WELL, THAT, UH,
WATERBED COULD USE
SOME SATIN SHEETS.
459
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,010
THIS IS SO ROMANTIC.
460
00:18:45,510 --> 00:18:48,010
DOES THE INSIDE
OF YOUR MASK SMELL?
461
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:54,650
AND NOW, WITH THE SPIRIT
OF THE GREAT WAHDOOBA...
462
00:18:54,650 --> 00:18:55,650
OH, TO HELL WITH THIS.
463
00:18:55,650 --> 00:18:58,350
HELEN, DO YOU TAKE JOE
TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY
WEDDED HUSBAND?
464
00:18:58,350 --> 00:18:59,350
I DO.
465
00:18:59,350 --> 00:19:00,860
(Roy)
JOE, DO YOU TAKE HELEN
466
00:19:00,860 --> 00:19:02,360
TO BE YOUR
LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE?
467
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:05,060
I DO.
468
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:08,060
GWEN, DO YOU TAKE BRIAN
TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY
WEDDED HUSBAND?
469
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:11,400
GWEN, ARE YOU--
DO YOU TAKE--
470
00:19:11,670 --> 00:19:13,170
UH, HOLD IT,
HOLD IT, HOLD IT. UH.
471
00:19:14,170 --> 00:19:17,170
I'M GETTING
THIS WEIRD FEELING
IN MY GUT.
472
00:19:17,670 --> 00:19:19,980
I'M GETTING
A WEIRD FEELING
IN MY GUT.
473
00:19:19,980 --> 00:19:21,480
SO AM I.
474
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:24,650
DID YOU HAVE HELEN'S
EGG SALAD FOR LUNCH?
475
00:19:24,650 --> 00:19:26,150
SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT HERE.
476
00:19:27,650 --> 00:19:30,150
LOOK, IF I FOLLOWED
MY INSTINCTS
TO GET INTO THIS
477
00:19:30,150 --> 00:19:32,660
THEN I'VE GOT
TO LISTEN TO 'EM NOW.
478
00:19:32,650 --> 00:19:36,160
BRIAN, WE PLEDGED TO LIVE
OUR LIVES SPONTANEOUSLY.
479
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:38,160
WHAT IS THE MOST
SPONTANEOUS THING
480
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:39,660
WE COULD DO AT A WEDDING?
481
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:42,630
(both)
NOT GET MARRIED!
482
00:19:42,630 --> 00:19:44,400
OH, I LOVE THIS WOMAN!
483
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,100
(Joe)
WAIT, WAIT, BRIAN,
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
484
00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:48,100
NO, DON'T-- DON'T--
YOU CAN'T WALK OUT
ON YOUR WEDDING.
485
00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:51,270
THOSE STUPID SCHNOOKS,
THEY JUST DON'T GET IT.
486
00:19:51,270 --> 00:19:52,510
RACE YOU TO THE GROUND.
487
00:19:54,010 --> 00:19:55,010
(Joe)
DON'T-- NO!
488
00:19:55,010 --> 00:19:56,480
(Helen)
GET BACK HERE!
489
00:20:02,850 --> 00:20:05,850
ANYWAY, BY THE POWER
VESTED IN ME
490
00:20:05,850 --> 00:20:08,120
BY THE COMMONWEALTH
OF MASSACHUSETTS--
H-H-HOLD IT.
491
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,120
HOLD IT, HOLD IT.
492
00:20:11,630 --> 00:20:13,130
HELEN?
ME, EITHER.
493
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:16,130
NEVER MIND.
494
00:20:19,430 --> 00:20:21,940
YOU KNOW, MY MASK
IS STARTING TO SMELL.
495
00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:24,440
NOT BAD, HUH?
496
00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:39,590
HMM, WELL, THIS HAS BEEN
A FULL DAY.
497
00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:41,860
IT HAS, HASN'T IT?
498
00:20:43,860 --> 00:20:46,360
JOE, WAS GWEN RIGHT
ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP?
499
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:49,360
IS OUR RELATIONSHIP
500
00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:50,370
(both)
PREDICTABLE?
501
00:20:52,370 --> 00:20:54,370
NO WAY. LOOK AT TONIGHT.
502
00:20:54,370 --> 00:20:56,870
WE WERE GONNA
ORDER CHINESE FOOD
AND AT THE LAST MINUTE
503
00:20:58,510 --> 00:21:00,010
PIZZA.
[laughing]
504
00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:02,010
IS THAT THE ACT
OF A PREDICTABLE COUPLE?
505
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,810
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M SORRY I DOUBTED US.
506
00:21:03,810 --> 00:21:05,310
[sighing]
OH, BOY!
507
00:21:05,310 --> 00:21:07,320
HMM, JUST GOT
OFF THE PHONE
WITH GWEN.
508
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:09,320
SHE IS AN INCREDIBLE WOMAN.
509
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:13,820
SHE'S ALREADY ON HER WAY
TO KATMANDU
TO GO BUNGEE JUMPING.
510
00:21:13,820 --> 00:21:16,830
YOU OK, BRIAN?
OH, YEAH, YEAH,
I'M FINE, I'M FINE.
511
00:21:16,830 --> 00:21:18,830
HEY, WE'LL ALWAYS
HAVE PARIS, HUH?
512
00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:21,330
HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
513
00:21:21,330 --> 00:21:23,330
I'M GONNA GO DOWN
TO THE TIN WHISTLE.
LEAVE YOU 2 GUYS ALONE--
514
00:21:23,330 --> 00:21:24,930
OH, NO, YOU DON'T.
COME ON.
515
00:21:24,930 --> 00:21:28,040
SIT DOWN. THE LAST TIME
YOU WENT OUT FOR A DRINK,
WE ALMOST GOT MARRIED.
516
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,440
(Brian)
NO, NO, NO, NO.
517
00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:31,210
OK, COME ON, BRIAN,
YOU CAN'T GO NOW, LOOK,
518
00:21:31,210 --> 00:21:32,740
WE'RE JUST ABOUT TO START
SAMURAI THEATER.
519
00:21:32,740 --> 00:21:35,580
OH, I'M NOT IN THE MOOD.
I DON'T WANNA...
HERE IT IS. LOOK.
520
00:21:35,580 --> 00:21:36,950
I HAVE A SWORD.
521
00:21:36,950 --> 00:21:38,450
I HAVE A SWORD
522
00:21:38,450 --> 00:21:40,950
AND I'M GOING
TO STAB YOU WITH IT!
523
00:21:42,950 --> 00:21:44,450
OH, YEAH?
524
00:21:44,450 --> 00:21:45,950
YEAH.
525
00:21:45,950 --> 00:21:48,390
[laughing]
HEY, WE'RE GOOD AT THIS.
526
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:49,890
YOU'RE MAKING
A MOCKERY OF MY ART.
527
00:21:49,890 --> 00:21:51,890
[door closing]
NOW WATCH THE MASTER.
528
00:21:54,460 --> 00:21:57,070
ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT
GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM
529
00:21:57,070 --> 00:21:58,330
OTHER SIDE!
530
00:21:58,330 --> 00:21:59,330
ROW, ROW,
ROW YOUR BOAT
531
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:01,640
YOU, WITH THE PONYTAIL,
YOU'RE NOT SINGING.
532
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:04,610
(Brian using multiple voices)
THIS IS THE LAST TIME,
I BOOK A DISCOUNT CRUISE.
533
00:22:05,110 --> 00:22:07,080
AH, QUIT YOUR COMPLAINING.
WE GOT THE LIDO DECK,
534
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:08,740
ARE THOSE STEAKS TENDER, YET?
535
00:22:08,740 --> 00:22:10,040
ALMOST.
536
00:22:10,050 --> 00:22:11,710
HEY, I GOT A JOKE FOR YOU.
537
00:22:11,710 --> 00:22:13,050
OH, THIS OUGHT TO BE FUNNY.
538
00:22:13,050 --> 00:22:14,550
WENT TO MY DENTIST
THE OTHER DAY,
539
00:22:14,550 --> 00:22:16,050
I SAID, "DOC,
MY TEETH ARE YELLOW."
540
00:22:16,050 --> 00:22:17,550
HE SAID,
"SO WEAR A BROWN TIE."
541
00:22:18,990 --> 00:22:20,390
WELL, HE'S NO
HENNY YOUNGMAN.
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