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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:21,512 --> 00:02:23,512 在很多行业之中 2 00:02:23,512 --> 00:02:27,095 我想听得最多钟声，便是我们这一行 3 00:02:27,095 --> 00:02:31,428 每次当我听到钟声的时候我就会... 4 00:02:36,803 --> 00:02:40,303 唉！又要上课 5 00:02:49,387 --> 00:02:51,053 「校长室」 6 00:02:55,762 --> 00:02:57,428 找不到别的工作吗？ 7 00:02:57,428 --> 00:02:58,553 什么？ 8 00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:00,303 现在有不少大学毕业生 9 00:03:00,303 --> 00:03:03,387 找不到理想的工作才来教书 10 00:03:03,845 --> 00:03:07,345 校长，其实我从小已希望教书 11 00:03:08,470 --> 00:03:09,845 林先生 12 00:03:09,845 --> 00:03:13,220 我们日山中学说什么都是 Band 2 学校 13 00:03:13,220 --> 00:03:16,762 所以在聘请教师方面颇为严格 14 00:03:16,762 --> 00:03:17,553 是 15 00:03:17,553 --> 00:03:21,512 我们希望每位教师起码教三个科目 16 00:03:21,512 --> 00:03:23,512 兼负责一个课外活动 17 00:03:23,512 --> 00:03:24,678 是 18 00:03:24,678 --> 00:03:28,887 你除了可以教生物外，还可以教什么？ 19 00:03:37,595 --> 00:03:39,220 科学 20 00:03:41,637 --> 00:03:46,220 数学...数学那些... 21 00:03:48,553 --> 00:03:50,137 如果有需要的话 22 00:03:50,137 --> 00:03:52,178 我其实也可以教英文的 23 00:03:52,178 --> 00:03:55,012 没这个需要，英文由我来教 24 00:04:34,970 --> 00:04:37,678 我们不需要单行本... 25 00:04:37,678 --> 00:04:38,720 对吗？ 26 00:04:41,137 --> 00:04:44,762 喝点什么？咖啡或茶？ 27 00:04:50,137 --> 00:04:52,012 林小峰，为什么你还未画？ 28 00:04:52,012 --> 00:04:53,595 你长大后想做什么工作？ 29 00:04:53,595 --> 00:04:55,053 老师 30 00:04:55,053 --> 00:04:56,137 为什么？ 31 00:04:56,137 --> 00:04:58,928 做老师可以认识很多东西 32 00:04:58,928 --> 00:05:01,970 教很多人，放很多假期 33 00:05:07,512 --> 00:05:08,845 「日山中学」 34 00:05:09,220 --> 00:05:10,262 各位同学早安 35 00:05:10,970 --> 00:05:11,970 各位同学早安 36 00:05:12,678 --> 00:05:14,012 各位同学早安 37 00:05:14,470 --> 00:05:16,178 时间过得很快 38 00:05:16,178 --> 00:05:19,012 转瞬间，我在这里已教了三年书 39 00:05:19,345 --> 00:05:22,803 每一次走到这里，也有同一样感觉 40 00:05:23,845 --> 00:05:25,095 很闷！ 41 00:05:25,762 --> 00:05:27,512 我向大家介绍一下 42 00:05:27,512 --> 00:05:30,053 地产界神童叶Sir 43 00:05:30,845 --> 00:05:34,512 香港行为艺术之父，教美术的周Sir 44 00:05:35,470 --> 00:05:37,762 萤光幕左攻右是魏Sir 45 00:05:37,762 --> 00:05:39,928 右攻左是谷Sir 46 00:05:40,053 --> 00:05:40,887 你太奸诈了吧！ 47 00:05:40,970 --> 00:05:41,720 当然不能少了 48 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:45,428 近日在学校很受欢迎的郑伊健 49 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:48,220 伊面，丁Sir 50 00:05:48,595 --> 00:05:52,928 坐在他斜对面是教音乐的陈慧琳老师 51 00:05:53,012 --> 00:05:54,637 王Sir 早安 52 00:05:58,012 --> 00:05:59,012 早安 53 00:05:59,262 --> 00:06:00,428 除了 Miss Chan 54 00:06:00,428 --> 00:06:02,512 还有另一个 Miss ， Miss Kong 55 00:06:02,762 --> 00:06:04,178 你这算什么意思？ 56 00:06:04,178 --> 00:06:05,845 你偏偏不交我的功课！ 57 00:06:05,845 --> 00:06:06,970 过来 58 00:06:07,262 --> 00:06:08,887 过来呀！ 59 00:06:09,303 --> 00:06:11,178 知不知羞耻呀你？ 60 00:06:11,178 --> 00:06:12,970 你不羞耻我也感羞耻呀 61 00:06:12,970 --> 00:06:16,512 半年了！没有一次准时交功课的！ 62 00:06:16,803 --> 00:06:18,303 废物！滚呀！ 63 00:06:18,303 --> 00:06:19,303 回去林Sir 那一边！ 64 00:06:19,303 --> 00:06:21,178 回去自己班主任那儿罚站！ 65 00:06:21,178 --> 00:06:22,178 生个这样的孩子 66 00:06:22,178 --> 00:06:23,012 他的父母不知怎么生他的！ 67 00:06:23,012 --> 00:06:26,387 没错，这里就是我们日山中学的教员室 68 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:28,345 几乎忘了介绍！ 69 00:06:28,345 --> 00:06:30,137 就是我隔邻那位老师 70 00:06:30,137 --> 00:06:33,762 就是他，他是我的好朋友王Sir 71 00:06:33,887 --> 00:06:35,803 今天他好像不舒服 72 00:06:36,345 --> 00:06:39,387 他最近时常也不舒服 73 00:06:39,595 --> 00:06:42,470 不舒服的原因很简单... 74 00:06:53,470 --> 00:06:54,553 什么事？ 75 00:06:55,387 --> 00:06:56,553 搞什么？ 76 00:06:56,803 --> 00:06:57,720 干嘛？ 77 00:06:57,720 --> 00:06:59,012 有只鸡在里面呀 78 00:06:59,012 --> 00:07:00,220 有只鸡在里面？ 79 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:01,387 什么鸡呀？ 80 00:07:01,512 --> 00:07:03,053 那会有鸡呀？ 81 00:07:03,178 --> 00:07:04,137 你找的是什么鸡呀？ 82 00:07:04,137 --> 00:07:05,595 「银鸡」（口哨）呀 83 00:07:05,678 --> 00:07:06,428 原来是「银鸡」！ 84 00:07:06,428 --> 00:07:08,053 你有没有找清楚呀？ 85 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:09,637 是不是放在里面呀？ 86 00:07:10,012 --> 00:07:12,262 拿支测电笔...测电笔恐怕也不行 87 00:07:12,262 --> 00:07:13,845 测电笔没用的林Sir 88 00:07:13,845 --> 00:07:15,387 拿电钻钻开它吧 89 00:07:15,387 --> 00:07:18,387 你有没有开罪别人呀？恐怕是作弄你吧 90 00:07:18,387 --> 00:07:20,720 对呀！你不要连累我们呀 91 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:22,428 要不要帮你报警呀？ 92 00:07:23,012 --> 00:07:25,512 老师还未来！不来也罢 93 00:07:26,053 --> 00:07:27,595 在学校弄坏东西可要赔的 94 00:07:27,595 --> 00:07:28,887 对呀，周主任 95 00:07:28,887 --> 00:07:31,512 上次你在图书馆推翻了书架 96 00:07:31,512 --> 00:07:32,595 你被罚多少钱了？是呀 97 00:07:32,595 --> 00:07:34,387 就照价赔偿啰！ 98 00:07:34,470 --> 00:07:36,178 周Sir ，那个不是你！ 99 00:07:36,178 --> 00:07:37,428 那个死了！ 100 00:07:37,428 --> 00:07:38,678 就坐这个位子的 101 00:07:38,678 --> 00:07:39,637 对呀... 102 00:07:39,637 --> 00:07:41,262 教地理的嘛姓张的 103 00:07:41,262 --> 00:07:42,262 我们有份凑白包的 104 00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:44,887 是小张呀他死得好惨呀！ 105 00:07:44,887 --> 00:07:47,095 我也同意这里可能有鬼吧！ 106 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,928 老师，是时候上课了！ 107 00:07:53,887 --> 00:07:56,053 上课了！别闹了！ 108 00:07:56,137 --> 00:07:57,262 今晚煮什么汤？ 109 00:07:57,262 --> 00:07:58,345 今晚煮鸡脚汤 110 00:07:58,345 --> 00:08:00,553 鸡脚行吗？ 111 00:08:04,012 --> 00:08:07,762 老师再见 112 00:08:25,512 --> 00:08:27,345 不是听这儿呀 113 00:08:27,928 --> 00:08:28,845 一二... 114 00:08:28,845 --> 00:08:30,637 没声音的，会不会有意外？ 115 00:08:30,637 --> 00:08:32,762 我去你的乌鸦嘴！臭小子！ 116 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:35,595 大家留意，我想到了！ 117 00:08:35,595 --> 00:08:37,553 我们只靠一块布告版宣传 118 00:08:37,553 --> 00:08:40,095 该不足以吸引学生的 119 00:08:40,095 --> 00:08:42,637 所以我们该多做一块报告版 120 00:08:42,637 --> 00:08:45,553 算啦！有就有，没有就没有，随缘吧 121 00:08:45,553 --> 00:08:50,220 说起来，我赶着去检验，我先走了 122 00:08:50,220 --> 00:08:51,137 交给你们了 123 00:08:51,137 --> 00:08:51,845 好的... 124 00:08:51,845 --> 00:08:53,345 怎么你今天没提过？ 125 00:08:53,345 --> 00:08:54,303 拜拜 126 00:08:54,553 --> 00:08:55,720 拜拜 127 00:08:57,262 --> 00:08:58,428 你的传呼机又响了 128 00:08:58,428 --> 00:09:01,262 糟了！我总觉得忘了做一些事情 129 00:09:01,262 --> 00:09:01,845 做什么？ 130 00:09:01,845 --> 00:09:03,137 王Sir 传呼我，忘了买菜呀 131 00:09:03,137 --> 00:09:03,845 买菜？ 132 00:09:03,845 --> 00:09:04,512 对呀 133 00:09:04,512 --> 00:09:06,512 但我们还没有投票 134 00:09:06,512 --> 00:09:07,970 市场关了门更重要呀 135 00:09:21,845 --> 00:09:24,553 买回来的东西不要吗？怎么扔在这儿？ 136 00:09:27,553 --> 00:09:29,303 买腐竹送菓汁呀 137 00:09:29,845 --> 00:09:32,095 你太太在生时... 138 00:09:32,095 --> 00:09:33,095 买不少的 139 00:09:33,095 --> 00:09:33,845 是吗？ 140 00:09:33,845 --> 00:09:34,970 你是不是问这个问题？ 141 00:09:34,970 --> 00:09:37,553 不是，我问她有没有陪你来这儿吧了 142 00:10:18,887 --> 00:10:19,887 这个不错 143 00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:21,012 好呀！ 144 00:10:21,012 --> 00:10:22,137 对吗？ 145 00:10:23,928 --> 00:10:25,512 这个就差远了 146 00:10:25,512 --> 00:10:26,845 试试看 147 00:10:28,845 --> 00:10:30,178 钢料不错 148 00:10:30,178 --> 00:10:33,637 你自己选吧，反正是你自己的家 149 00:10:43,553 --> 00:10:44,762 欠一个呀 150 00:10:48,928 --> 00:10:50,595 参加抽奖次数不限 151 00:10:52,595 --> 00:10:53,803 抽奖券 152 00:10:54,553 --> 00:10:57,303 这么大的超级市场竟然没人？ 153 00:11:00,512 --> 00:11:02,970 用尾指吧，快点 154 00:11:04,095 --> 00:11:06,095 尾指呀！尾指呀 155 00:11:06,137 --> 00:11:07,887 你没长尾指指甲吗？ 156 00:11:07,887 --> 00:11:08,970 没有 157 00:11:09,595 --> 00:11:10,720 我也没有 158 00:11:13,678 --> 00:11:14,845 偷东西？ 159 00:11:15,345 --> 00:11:16,678 站好呀！ 160 00:11:17,095 --> 00:11:19,012 学人偷东西？ 161 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,470 小子你在那间学校念书的？ 162 00:11:24,053 --> 00:11:26,303 看看是不是我们学校的学生 163 00:11:26,345 --> 00:11:28,595 刚才见到好像是，校服好像是 164 00:11:28,595 --> 00:11:30,720 不对吧？是就惨了！ 165 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:33,095 又要求那经理，又要电召他父母来 166 00:11:33,095 --> 00:11:34,512 不如我自己偷好了 167 00:11:34,512 --> 00:11:36,053 惨啦！恐怕要弄到七点多 168 00:11:36,053 --> 00:11:38,053 我来不及煮菜了 169 00:11:38,553 --> 00:11:40,053 没饭吃了 170 00:11:40,095 --> 00:11:42,178 念那间学校的？快点讲 171 00:11:42,178 --> 00:11:44,387 日光日白纪念中学 172 00:11:48,887 --> 00:11:50,970 那音乐真吓我一跳 173 00:11:50,970 --> 00:11:53,512 幸好不是我们学校的学生 174 00:11:53,512 --> 00:11:56,178 「爱妻张婉怡」 175 00:12:02,262 --> 00:12:03,470 干什么？ 176 00:12:03,470 --> 00:12:04,845 我倒水，走开点吧 177 00:12:04,845 --> 00:12:06,012 倒水？ 178 00:12:07,845 --> 00:12:09,387 怎么外面很挤吗？ 179 00:12:09,387 --> 00:12:11,512 外面？外面很挤呀 180 00:12:11,512 --> 00:12:12,970 外面很空旷呀 181 00:12:12,970 --> 00:12:13,720 外面很挤呀 182 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:14,970 我说过多少次？ 183 00:12:14,970 --> 00:12:17,178 我煮菜时你不要踱来踱去嘛 184 00:12:17,178 --> 00:12:18,470 你想怎样？ 185 00:12:18,470 --> 00:12:20,012 到外面坐吧 186 00:12:20,387 --> 00:12:22,637 真是的！你不想吃吗？ 187 00:12:23,303 --> 00:12:25,553 你看什么看？看着我干什么？ 188 00:12:41,220 --> 00:12:43,595 为什么书放得怪怪的，全倒转了！ 189 00:12:43,595 --> 00:12:46,262 不对吧？这么邪门？ 190 00:13:00,428 --> 00:13:02,137 我回来了 191 00:13:03,512 --> 00:13:05,137 回来要做什么？ 192 00:13:05,137 --> 00:13:06,553 洗澡 193 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:08,512 别搔那儿，快去洗澡吧 194 00:13:08,512 --> 00:13:09,053 好的 195 00:13:09,053 --> 00:13:10,387 待会就吃饭了 196 00:13:10,387 --> 00:13:12,095 我刚才看到你洗节瓜呀 197 00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:13,678 是呀，是节瓜 198 00:13:13,678 --> 00:13:15,012 怎么没有？ 199 00:13:15,012 --> 00:13:16,720 是明天的菜 200 00:13:16,845 --> 00:13:17,762 这些呢？ 201 00:13:17,762 --> 00:13:21,053 这些？你不认得了？是昨晚的 202 00:13:21,345 --> 00:13:23,303 热它一下就能吃了 203 00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:24,553 味道好极了 204 00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:27,178 多仔，你在学校学了什么？ 205 00:13:27,178 --> 00:13:30,470 吃饭时候别讲学校 206 00:13:31,762 --> 00:13:33,678 大家胃口都没了！ 207 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,178 麻烦你有没有涂改液？ 208 00:13:42,178 --> 00:13:43,845 涂改液？没有 209 00:13:50,470 --> 00:13:52,845 今天有没有什么进展的报告？ 210 00:13:53,637 --> 00:13:57,053 一年前我们通过了把学校的露天操场 211 00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:59,470 改建成一个室内运动场 212 00:13:59,470 --> 00:14:02,553 改建经费需要九百五十万 213 00:14:02,553 --> 00:14:07,428 到目前为止，我们已筹得 2,402 元 214 00:14:07,428 --> 00:14:10,470 距离我们的目标越来越近了 215 00:14:10,887 --> 00:14:12,678 今天的议程是什么？ 216 00:14:12,678 --> 00:14:15,262 今天要讨论的是学生的单行本 217 00:14:15,262 --> 00:14:17,345 应由二元加到二元一角 218 00:14:17,345 --> 00:14:18,887 还是二元二角呢？ 219 00:14:18,887 --> 00:14:21,637 二元二角吧！加一角追不上通涨 220 00:14:21,887 --> 00:14:23,137 两角太多了 221 00:14:23,137 --> 00:14:25,470 一不就是买十本或以上收二元一角一本 222 00:14:25,470 --> 00:14:27,387 单买一本收两元两角 223 00:14:27,512 --> 00:14:29,887 校长，不如取其中庸之道 224 00:14:29,887 --> 00:14:31,887 两元一角五分吧 225 00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:33,970 那有那么多五分找赎呢？ 226 00:14:33,970 --> 00:14:35,470 好了...投票吧 227 00:14:35,553 --> 00:14:38,678 赞成加到两元两角的，请讲「赞成」 228 00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:39,887 赞成 229 00:14:40,303 --> 00:14:42,220 反对的请讲「反对」 230 00:14:42,553 --> 00:14:43,637 反对 231 00:14:43,637 --> 00:14:45,262 我觉得赞成的比反对多 232 00:14:45,262 --> 00:14:47,595 所以我们决定加到两元两角 233 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,845 在教学和学校事务方面 234 00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:51,553 那位老师有意见？ 235 00:14:51,553 --> 00:14:53,178 请提出来商讨 236 00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:07,303 在课外活动方面，有什么要谈的？ 237 00:15:07,303 --> 00:15:09,553 对了，校长，上次会议提过 238 00:15:09,553 --> 00:15:11,095 有没有需要取消一些 239 00:15:11,095 --> 00:15:12,678 不受学生欢迎的课外活动 240 00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:14,178 天文学会吧 241 00:15:14,178 --> 00:15:16,512 好像没什么学生参加 242 00:15:16,928 --> 00:15:18,178 不是「好像没有」 243 00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:20,303 而是「根本没有」 244 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,928 直接点讲是没人参与 245 00:15:22,928 --> 00:15:25,387 我很赞成谷Sir 的讲法 246 00:15:26,137 --> 00:15:28,012 但校长，我可否提出... 247 00:15:28,012 --> 00:15:29,470 当然不可以啦！ 248 00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:32,595 好了... 249 00:15:32,803 --> 00:15:35,970 赞成取消天文学会的请讲赞成 250 00:15:35,970 --> 00:15:37,178 赞成 251 00:15:43,928 --> 00:15:46,053 反对的请讲「反对」 252 00:15:46,678 --> 00:15:47,637 生... 253 00:15:47,637 --> 00:15:48,637 只有一个反对 254 00:15:48,637 --> 00:15:49,595 生... 255 00:15:50,595 --> 00:15:52,053 生了！ 256 00:15:52,595 --> 00:15:54,428 湿了！流出来了！ 257 00:15:56,303 --> 00:15:58,345 不够大呀...流了许多呀 258 00:15:58,928 --> 00:16:01,303 林Sir ...你念生物的，林Sir 259 00:16:01,303 --> 00:16:02,595 你念生物的，你替她接生吧 260 00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,053 要生了 261 00:16:04,512 --> 00:16:06,303 拿刀片来吧... 262 00:16:06,303 --> 00:16:07,803 上面呀 263 00:16:08,137 --> 00:16:11,303 快点啦，跳过来呀 264 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:12,970 躺在这里 265 00:16:32,595 --> 00:16:37,845 快跑，跑，快点跑...跑... 266 00:16:41,637 --> 00:16:43,178 快跑，跑... 267 00:16:50,262 --> 00:16:52,345 我们正式开始练习 268 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,220 懂游泳的就游两个塘 269 00:16:54,220 --> 00:16:55,637 不懂游的就在这练习 270 00:16:55,637 --> 00:16:57,303 OK？慢慢游 271 00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:03,345 为什么不上课？ 272 00:17:05,137 --> 00:17:06,678 没有带游泳衣？ 273 00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:09,928 干嘛？不喜欢游泳吗？ 274 00:17:11,303 --> 00:17:12,637 你逃课？ 275 00:17:15,095 --> 00:17:16,262 你干什么？ 276 00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:18,387 我...来了 277 00:17:18,970 --> 00:17:19,762 什么？ 278 00:17:19,762 --> 00:17:21,678 我经期来了！ 279 00:17:25,762 --> 00:17:28,262 不妨碍你的经期...慢慢吧 280 00:18:23,553 --> 00:18:24,637 吃过饭了没有？ 281 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:26,178 吃过了，林Sir 282 00:19:13,262 --> 00:19:15,262 全哥，那一碟是什么饭呀？ 283 00:19:16,512 --> 00:19:18,095 豉椒排骨饭 284 00:19:18,095 --> 00:19:20,137 那么多排骨！ 285 00:19:20,178 --> 00:19:20,845 是这样子的了 286 00:19:20,845 --> 00:19:22,595 难怪学生吃完头晕啦！ 287 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:23,470 生意难做呀 288 00:19:23,470 --> 00:19:24,970 这一碟呢？ 289 00:19:25,262 --> 00:19:27,178 扬州炒饭 290 00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:30,178 像吃剩似的 291 00:19:30,845 --> 00:19:31,428 是这样子的了 292 00:19:31,428 --> 00:19:33,303 全哥你越来越马虎呀你 293 00:19:33,303 --> 00:19:34,012 这儿没有什么可赞的 294 00:19:34,012 --> 00:19:35,720 我觉得只有茶最香 295 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,137 你的茶真的好正点，给我两杯好不好？ 296 00:19:37,137 --> 00:19:39,553 你要茶而已？好，拿去... 297 00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,137 你的茶真香！ 298 00:19:41,678 --> 00:19:42,553 真一流！ 299 00:19:42,553 --> 00:19:44,220 拿去... 真一流！ 300 00:19:44,512 --> 00:19:47,012 你反正不会光顾的啦！ 301 00:19:47,178 --> 00:19:48,720 江老师不知生男还是生女呢？ 302 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:49,928 王Sir 303 00:19:50,262 --> 00:19:52,387 王Sir ，这是什么字？ 304 00:19:52,595 --> 00:19:54,303 你不用讲谢谢的吗？ 305 00:19:54,303 --> 00:19:55,470 谢谢 306 00:19:56,678 --> 00:19:58,387 这个... 307 00:19:58,387 --> 00:20:00,345 那一个呀？你指给我看呀 308 00:20:00,345 --> 00:20:01,262 这一个 309 00:20:01,262 --> 00:20:04,178 吃饭不要问问题，上课才问 310 00:20:05,762 --> 00:20:07,053 问完问题要讲什么？ 311 00:20:07,053 --> 00:20:08,262 阿Sir 再见 312 00:20:12,262 --> 00:20:14,178 这个穿上真的好看 313 00:20:14,470 --> 00:20:15,845 你干什么呀你？ 314 00:20:15,845 --> 00:20:16,845 没什么 315 00:20:17,387 --> 00:20:18,970 现在的水越来越差 316 00:20:19,428 --> 00:20:20,762 在那儿的？ 317 00:20:23,345 --> 00:20:27,637 电梯呢，你看上去的时候你也是这样的 318 00:20:27,637 --> 00:20:28,178 怎么样？ 319 00:20:28,178 --> 00:20:29,887 每个都一样，真是的 320 00:20:29,887 --> 00:20:30,845 我只看到你看呀 321 00:20:30,845 --> 00:20:31,762 我没有呀 322 00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:40,428 那个小丸子贴纸我找了好久了！ 323 00:20:40,428 --> 00:20:41,928 王Sir ，林Sir ... 324 00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:43,720 这么巧见到你们罗Sir 325 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,887 好久没见... 好久没见！ 326 00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:47,470 最近怎么了？ 327 00:20:47,470 --> 00:20:50,970 最近？还是那样子，你呢？ 328 00:20:50,970 --> 00:20:51,637 还有没有教书呀？ 329 00:20:51,637 --> 00:20:52,512 你也是老样子吗？ 330 00:20:52,512 --> 00:20:53,428 差不多啦！ 331 00:20:53,428 --> 00:20:54,428 我没有教书了！ 332 00:20:54,428 --> 00:20:55,095 你没教书了吗？ 333 00:20:55,095 --> 00:20:57,637 不过仍是一个人带着几十个小的 334 00:20:57,887 --> 00:20:59,053 这么辛苦？ 335 00:20:59,053 --> 00:21:01,720 我办公的地方就在附近，上来坐坐吧 336 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:02,720 来吧 337 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,845 不，我要先买了那个小丸子贴纸 338 00:21:04,845 --> 00:21:06,303 来，一齐去，我陪你去买 339 00:21:06,303 --> 00:21:08,095 不...王Sir 说在楼下 340 00:21:08,095 --> 00:21:09,095 来吧... 341 00:21:15,428 --> 00:21:17,887 王Sir ，林Sir ，今晚是「学生之夜」 342 00:21:17,887 --> 00:21:19,678 最适合你们的情绪了 343 00:21:19,678 --> 00:21:21,595 她们全都是大专学生 344 00:21:21,595 --> 00:21:22,845 应该大的地方够大 345 00:21:22,845 --> 00:21:24,512 应该专的地方够专 346 00:21:26,512 --> 00:21:28,928 不要害羞，尽情的玩 347 00:21:28,928 --> 00:21:30,220 体罚她们就是了 348 00:21:30,220 --> 00:21:32,512 拍屁股，什么都行的 349 00:21:32,928 --> 00:21:35,012 罗Sir ，我想回家呀 350 00:21:35,012 --> 00:21:36,012 回家干什么？ 351 00:21:36,012 --> 00:21:40,512 我有些地理、数学、物理的功课没改好 352 00:21:40,512 --> 00:21:41,845 我想回家改 353 00:21:41,845 --> 00:21:44,345 功课让她们改好了，她们改惯了 354 00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:47,637 别走嘛！这儿不好玩吗？ 355 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:48,762 好玩，好玩 356 00:21:48,762 --> 00:21:50,428 今晚的酒水，我请客 357 00:21:50,428 --> 00:21:52,887 给我好好教她们两个吧 358 00:21:52,887 --> 00:21:55,262 玩得开心点！快点！玩开心点 359 00:21:55,262 --> 00:21:57,512 我现在巡视课室，待会回来 360 00:21:57,512 --> 00:21:58,970 玩开心一点 361 00:21:58,970 --> 00:22:00,970 老师，我叫小桥 362 00:22:00,970 --> 00:22:03,178 在九龙真弓念中四 363 00:22:03,178 --> 00:22:04,887 我叫流水 364 00:22:05,012 --> 00:22:08,220 我在生法书院念中五 365 00:22:08,220 --> 00:22:10,345 老师，你姓什么？ 366 00:22:10,637 --> 00:22:14,553 叫什么名字呀？告诉我，不要不说话嘛 367 00:22:14,553 --> 00:22:16,928 我们待会上体育课吧 368 00:22:17,053 --> 00:22:20,470 打几场友谊赛，行不行呀？ 369 00:22:21,012 --> 00:22:23,803 不要不理睬我嘛！来嘛 370 00:22:23,803 --> 00:22:26,178 你不要不理我啦！ 371 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:31,053 校长会骂我的！你教教我吧 372 00:22:31,178 --> 00:22:35,053 也许，你可以干点什么的 373 00:22:35,845 --> 00:22:37,303 怎么样呀？ 374 00:22:38,512 --> 00:22:41,095 你摸摸我好不好？ 375 00:22:42,178 --> 00:22:43,720 你自己干吧 376 00:22:44,137 --> 00:22:45,262 我去洗手间 377 00:22:45,262 --> 00:22:46,137 我陪你去吧 378 00:22:46,137 --> 00:22:47,387 不用了... 379 00:22:47,470 --> 00:22:48,470 不用理他的 380 00:22:59,887 --> 00:23:00,470 这是什么？ 381 00:23:00,470 --> 00:23:01,470 不...不要 382 00:23:01,470 --> 00:23:02,428 不要挡住 383 00:23:02,428 --> 00:23:03,887 是装些公文袋子的 384 00:23:03,887 --> 00:23:06,262 我不看公文袋，我看里面的东西 385 00:23:06,262 --> 00:23:07,803 里面没什么！里面没什么的！ 386 00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:08,637 来嘛 387 00:23:11,262 --> 00:23:12,678 什么事呀老伯？ 388 00:23:12,887 --> 00:23:17,345 待会你会很操劳的，我先替你松松骨头 389 00:23:24,928 --> 00:23:25,762 谢谢 390 00:23:25,762 --> 00:23:27,928 开灯，坐好呀！ 391 00:23:27,928 --> 00:23:28,512 叫他们全部出来 392 00:23:28,512 --> 00:23:29,720 外面什么事了？ 393 00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:33,303 临检呀，定时会来一次的 394 00:23:34,928 --> 00:23:35,928 长官 395 00:23:37,845 --> 00:23:39,137 干什么的？ 396 00:23:39,428 --> 00:23:40,720 我是阿Sir 397 00:23:41,553 --> 00:23:42,803 警察？ 398 00:23:44,137 --> 00:23:45,720 不，我是教书的 399 00:23:46,928 --> 00:23:47,928 怎么了？ 400 00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:49,678 他是教书的 401 00:23:50,345 --> 00:23:54,095 教书的来捧「学生之夜」场？ 402 00:23:55,553 --> 00:23:57,220 你是教书的 403 00:23:57,470 --> 00:23:59,470 你知不知道羞耻为何物？ 404 00:24:00,470 --> 00:24:04,887 看你架个眼镜，斯斯文文那么敦厚 405 00:24:04,887 --> 00:24:07,553 你在学校有没有打过女学生主意？ 406 00:24:24,387 --> 00:24:25,887 你是干什么的？ 407 00:24:25,887 --> 00:24:27,262 我撒尿呀 408 00:24:27,262 --> 00:24:29,137 不，我问你是干什么的？ 409 00:24:29,137 --> 00:24:30,637 守厕所 410 00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:34,053 这么小的厕所居然有两个老伯？ 411 00:24:34,053 --> 00:24:36,553 长官，洗手... 412 00:24:36,595 --> 00:24:37,512 不洗了 413 00:24:37,512 --> 00:24:39,012 抹手... 414 00:24:39,012 --> 00:24:40,720 没有洗手怎么抹？ 415 00:24:40,845 --> 00:24:41,887 梳头，来，梳梳头 416 00:24:41,887 --> 00:24:42,928 不用... 417 00:24:43,178 --> 00:24:43,970 行了... 418 00:24:43,970 --> 00:24:45,428 小费，阿Sir ，小费 419 00:24:45,928 --> 00:24:48,470 也好！换点两块硬币喂角子老虎 420 00:24:48,470 --> 00:24:50,053 请随便... 421 00:24:51,553 --> 00:24:53,012 还欠三个 422 00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:54,887 还有没有？ 423 00:25:01,387 --> 00:25:02,637 这是什么？ 424 00:25:03,303 --> 00:25:04,720 这是用来画的！ 425 00:25:05,887 --> 00:25:08,845 给你用来画死者的... 426 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,345 阿Sir 你去那里？ 427 00:25:11,345 --> 00:25:11,970 长官 428 00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:13,512 这次着道儿了！ 429 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,178 这次惨了！这次我糟了！ 430 00:25:15,178 --> 00:25:16,887 你帮不了我了！ 431 00:25:16,970 --> 00:25:19,762 又拍不到样子，又没说那一家学校 432 00:25:19,762 --> 00:25:21,178 真不爽！ 433 00:25:21,178 --> 00:25:23,845 要是知道是谁，这辈子也不用教书了 434 00:25:23,845 --> 00:25:25,803 看！好像是王Sir 呀 435 00:25:26,262 --> 00:25:28,595 万事查清楚点好 436 00:25:28,595 --> 00:25:31,053 不然影响到别人的声誉就不好了 437 00:25:31,053 --> 00:25:32,928 就是呀！有什么证据呀你？ 438 00:25:33,178 --> 00:25:35,720 你看清楚，真的好像呀 439 00:25:38,887 --> 00:25:40,095 真的好像他呀！ 440 00:25:40,178 --> 00:25:42,053 真的好像呀！看！ 441 00:25:44,595 --> 00:25:46,762 王Sir ，今天有没有看报纸呀？ 442 00:25:46,762 --> 00:25:47,512 昨天看过了 443 00:25:47,512 --> 00:25:48,095 昨晚呢？ 444 00:25:48,095 --> 00:25:49,428 昨晚？昨晚去了澳门嘛！ 445 00:25:49,428 --> 00:25:51,012 我们昨晚去的 446 00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:55,887 你没事吧？ 447 00:25:56,637 --> 00:25:57,803 没事吧？ 448 00:25:58,512 --> 00:25:59,678 没事就好啦！ 449 00:25:59,678 --> 00:26:01,720 我说过这缸鱼管用的了！ 450 00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:02,720 挡煞！ 451 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,470 有几条死了吔！ 452 00:26:10,553 --> 00:26:12,137 吃饭，别睡觉 453 00:26:16,220 --> 00:26:18,428 养了一堆「他妈」呀你？ 454 00:26:18,428 --> 00:26:20,553 不是我的，是学生的 455 00:26:20,553 --> 00:26:23,137 没收了又免得看着牠们死 456 00:26:23,137 --> 00:26:25,262 所以就帮他们先养下来 457 00:26:26,595 --> 00:26:29,262 这是个好东西啊！ 458 00:26:29,595 --> 00:26:33,928 这个是 F3B 那个陈...亦坚同学的 459 00:26:33,928 --> 00:26:37,053 上课戴金表，所以我没收了 460 00:26:37,637 --> 00:26:40,512 迟些又要叫他的家长拿回，真麻烦 461 00:26:40,512 --> 00:26:42,220 搞什么呀？真是的！ 462 00:26:42,220 --> 00:26:45,137 一个男人一生中一定要有一只金表 463 00:26:45,137 --> 00:26:47,178 还有一架平治！还有... 464 00:26:47,178 --> 00:26:48,887 你讲过好多次了！ 465 00:26:49,137 --> 00:26:51,137 可惜说来说去都没有！ 466 00:26:52,137 --> 00:26:57,762 各位老师，这是替江老师代课的李老师 467 00:27:07,595 --> 00:27:10,095 我刚从美国回来 468 00:27:10,095 --> 00:27:12,678 这是我首次教书 469 00:27:12,678 --> 00:27:14,303 请各位多多指教 470 00:27:14,303 --> 00:27:16,428 Hello ，我姓叶，教经液的 471 00:27:16,428 --> 00:27:18,928 我姓谷，教中国历史 472 00:27:18,928 --> 00:27:20,595 我姓魏，教数学 473 00:27:20,595 --> 00:27:21,512 我姓周 474 00:27:21,512 --> 00:27:22,512 是教书的！ 475 00:27:22,512 --> 00:27:24,678 好了...该上课了 476 00:27:24,678 --> 00:27:26,887 这一节谁不用上课？ 477 00:27:29,553 --> 00:27:33,053 林Sir ，麻烦你带李老师参观一下学校 478 00:27:34,887 --> 00:27:36,970 校长... 479 00:27:36,970 --> 00:27:38,887 我也有空呀校长！ 480 00:27:39,012 --> 00:27:42,428 我想我比林Sir 有空呀，校长... 481 00:27:44,470 --> 00:27:46,345 看什么？上课吧！ 482 00:27:46,345 --> 00:27:48,678 争什么？排队也轮不到你啦！ 483 00:27:48,678 --> 00:27:49,470 轮到你了！ 484 00:27:49,470 --> 00:27:50,762 轮到你上课嘛 485 00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:03,303 对了，林Sir ，你想带我去那儿？ 486 00:28:04,262 --> 00:28:06,970 校长叫我带你到处走走的 487 00:28:08,303 --> 00:28:10,970 对了，你在这儿教了几年书呀？ 488 00:28:11,220 --> 00:28:13,345 三年了，你呢？ 489 00:28:14,553 --> 00:28:16,220 我是新来的 490 00:28:16,220 --> 00:28:17,387 新来的 491 00:28:17,762 --> 00:28:20,095 你说话挺重美国口音的 492 00:28:20,095 --> 00:28:20,970 是吗？ 493 00:28:20,970 --> 00:28:22,845 是呀，你再讲一次「新来的」 494 00:28:22,845 --> 00:28:25,220 新来的... 495 00:28:26,428 --> 00:28:27,970 你从美国那一州回来？ 496 00:28:27,970 --> 00:28:28,928 洛杉矶 497 00:28:28,928 --> 00:28:30,970 你在洛杉矶教什么的？ 498 00:28:30,970 --> 00:28:32,970 我在洛杉矶念书的 499 00:28:33,845 --> 00:28:35,428 你呢？你教什么的？ 500 00:28:35,428 --> 00:28:36,512 我教... 501 00:28:48,512 --> 00:28:50,303 教体育的陈Sir 502 00:28:51,678 --> 00:28:53,512 我们到那边走走吧 503 00:28:53,928 --> 00:28:55,553 那是什么地方？ 504 00:28:56,512 --> 00:28:59,553 那边是学校的另一个部份 505 00:28:59,553 --> 00:29:01,095 什么部份呢？ 506 00:29:02,595 --> 00:29:05,387 李老师，我带你去看看这一边 507 00:29:08,512 --> 00:29:10,762 我们刚从这里上来的 508 00:29:11,678 --> 00:29:13,178 认得吗？ 509 00:29:16,095 --> 00:29:20,137 空气好，交通方便，邻近火车站 510 00:29:20,137 --> 00:29:23,137 有游泳池、篮球场、排球场 511 00:29:23,137 --> 00:29:26,095 室内健身室，样样俱备 512 00:29:26,095 --> 00:29:28,262 真的是个不错的投资地方 513 00:29:31,803 --> 00:29:32,720 不好意思 514 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:33,345 不要紧 515 00:29:33,345 --> 00:29:34,803 走廊比较窄一点 516 00:29:34,803 --> 00:29:35,762 何不你先走？ 517 00:29:35,762 --> 00:29:36,512 好 518 00:29:45,803 --> 00:29:49,845 如果供应大过需求 519 00:29:49,928 --> 00:29:55,053 那么需求不会一定大过供应的 520 00:29:55,678 --> 00:29:58,637 林Sir ，你干嘛走得那么慢？ 521 00:29:58,637 --> 00:29:59,803 没什么 522 00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:04,095 我带你再看别的地方 523 00:30:04,095 --> 00:30:05,053 好的 524 00:30:07,762 --> 00:30:08,970 累不累？ 525 00:30:10,970 --> 00:30:12,345 口渴吗？ 526 00:30:13,178 --> 00:30:14,053 有点渴 527 00:30:14,053 --> 00:30:15,595 喝点东西好不好？ 528 00:30:15,595 --> 00:30:16,595 好的 529 00:30:22,512 --> 00:30:23,470 谢谢 530 00:30:24,387 --> 00:30:27,178 水比较暖，因为水喉长日被晒 531 00:30:29,262 --> 00:30:30,345 好喝吗？ 532 00:30:30,345 --> 00:30:31,303 好喝 533 00:30:31,387 --> 00:30:32,803 多喝一杯吧 534 00:30:34,012 --> 00:30:36,928 这是我们学校的礼堂 535 00:30:38,303 --> 00:30:41,178 每次走来都有一种感觉 536 00:30:41,178 --> 00:30:42,803 吃不吃巧克力？ 537 00:30:43,262 --> 00:30:44,553 我不饿 538 00:30:45,470 --> 00:30:50,178 小时候上课时，我好喜欢吃巧克力 539 00:30:50,178 --> 00:30:53,845 我们上课时不可以吃巧克力 540 00:30:53,845 --> 00:30:55,053 没那么开放 541 00:30:55,053 --> 00:30:57,137 那么，偷偷吃吧 542 00:30:57,137 --> 00:31:00,553 偷偷吃也不可以，因为校规比较严谨 543 00:31:00,553 --> 00:31:02,387 我们学校的风纪队 544 00:31:02,387 --> 00:31:07,595 分为「体、仁、毅、智」四队 545 00:31:12,512 --> 00:31:13,512 这边走 546 00:31:13,512 --> 00:31:14,512 好的 547 00:31:17,220 --> 00:31:18,095 五 548 00:31:18,095 --> 00:31:19,137 四 549 00:31:19,137 --> 00:31:20,303 三 550 00:31:20,303 --> 00:31:21,345 二 551 00:31:21,345 --> 00:31:22,220 一 552 00:31:22,220 --> 00:31:23,512 吃饭吃饭 553 00:31:29,387 --> 00:31:31,928 你今天下午把她带到什么地方了？ 554 00:31:31,928 --> 00:31:36,803 没有，我带她走走学校 555 00:31:36,803 --> 00:31:37,637 然后呢？ 556 00:31:37,637 --> 00:31:39,887 然后就... 557 00:31:40,137 --> 00:31:41,720 那怎么办呀？ 558 00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:43,303 我... 559 00:31:43,303 --> 00:31:44,845 我明白了 560 00:31:45,012 --> 00:31:47,678 糟了，她看着我！ 561 00:31:48,595 --> 00:31:49,803 不行了 562 00:31:52,303 --> 00:31:54,720 我们何不一起吃午饭？ 563 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:56,053 可以走了 564 00:31:56,845 --> 00:31:58,137 我也可以走了 565 00:31:59,095 --> 00:32:00,178 行了！ 566 00:32:02,303 --> 00:32:03,595 咕噜肉... 567 00:32:06,845 --> 00:32:08,678 这些男老师平常不光顾我们的 568 00:32:08,678 --> 00:32:10,345 怎么今天全都来了？ 569 00:32:10,428 --> 00:32:12,262 李老师，你爱吃什么？ 570 00:32:12,262 --> 00:32:14,553 随便吧，我什么都吃 571 00:32:14,678 --> 00:32:16,387 那么叫什么好呢？ 572 00:32:16,678 --> 00:32:18,303 何不由你点菜？ 573 00:32:18,303 --> 00:32:19,428 我吃什么也无所谓 574 00:32:19,428 --> 00:32:20,428 谷Sir 点菜吧 575 00:32:20,428 --> 00:32:22,387 随便好了！你叫吧 576 00:32:22,470 --> 00:32:24,345 随便啦，王Sir 你叫吧 577 00:32:24,345 --> 00:32:25,470 这样子... 578 00:32:25,470 --> 00:32:26,553 菜远牛肉吧 579 00:32:26,553 --> 00:32:28,720 好！但是我不吃牛肉的 580 00:32:30,053 --> 00:32:32,512 那么，何不由你点菜，你不吃牛肉嘛 581 00:32:32,512 --> 00:32:35,012 试试豉椒鹅肠吧？ 582 00:32:35,012 --> 00:32:37,262 不好意思，我不吃豉椒的 583 00:32:37,928 --> 00:32:39,512 中式牛柳吧，挺好吃的 584 00:32:39,512 --> 00:32:41,470 不，我真的不能吃牛 585 00:32:41,553 --> 00:32:44,053 何不，豉椒排骨吧？ 586 00:32:44,303 --> 00:32:46,678 排骨我爱吃，但豉椒我真的不能吃 587 00:32:46,678 --> 00:32:49,595 好了，我们现在不能吃豉椒 588 00:32:49,595 --> 00:32:51,345 牛肉也不行 589 00:32:51,678 --> 00:32:52,970 林Sir ，你叫吧 590 00:32:52,970 --> 00:32:53,512 我... 591 00:32:53,512 --> 00:32:54,553 你叫吧 592 00:32:55,012 --> 00:32:57,178 叫一个豉椒牛肉好不好？ 593 00:32:57,178 --> 00:33:01,345 都说豉椒有人不吃，牛肉亦有人不吃 594 00:33:01,345 --> 00:33:02,178 我提议... 595 00:33:02,178 --> 00:33:03,595 何不叫鸡？ 596 00:33:03,595 --> 00:33:05,262 好主意 597 00:33:05,470 --> 00:33:08,303 大家投票，赞成吃鸡的请讲「赞成」 598 00:33:08,303 --> 00:33:09,970 赞成 599 00:33:10,220 --> 00:33:12,262 赞成菜远的请讲「赞成」 600 00:33:12,262 --> 00:33:13,303 赞成 601 00:33:13,303 --> 00:33:14,845 赞不赞成喝点东西？ 602 00:33:14,845 --> 00:33:16,262 赞成 603 00:33:16,262 --> 00:33:18,220 难道在搞罢工？ 604 00:33:18,220 --> 00:33:19,345 赞成 605 00:33:20,137 --> 00:33:21,887 你挺随和的！ 606 00:33:21,887 --> 00:33:23,970 不像某些人，什么都不吃 607 00:33:24,470 --> 00:33:25,887 这儿的小菜不错的！ 608 00:33:25,887 --> 00:33:27,803 这儿没有小菜的 609 00:33:27,803 --> 00:33:30,012 只有客饭 610 00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:32,762 这儿的客饭也不错的 611 00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:37,595 要什么客饭呀？ 612 00:33:38,970 --> 00:33:40,303 你自己叫吧 613 00:33:40,303 --> 00:33:42,887 只剩鸡饭而已 614 00:33:43,137 --> 00:33:44,178 叫一碟行了 615 00:33:44,178 --> 00:33:45,095 好 616 00:33:47,553 --> 00:33:48,637 吃饭 617 00:33:48,970 --> 00:33:50,095 吃饭 618 00:33:50,470 --> 00:33:51,512 喝！ 619 00:33:53,845 --> 00:33:54,970 喝！ 620 00:33:59,053 --> 00:34:00,512 东西合胃口吗？ 621 00:34:00,762 --> 00:34:01,970 很好呀 622 00:34:02,220 --> 00:34:05,220 你们平常很少来这儿吃饭的？ 623 00:34:05,678 --> 00:34:06,970 何以见得呢？ 624 00:34:06,970 --> 00:34:08,387 没有，我刚才在教员室 625 00:34:08,387 --> 00:34:11,387 见到你们各自吃便当而已 626 00:34:12,678 --> 00:34:14,762 是这样的...我们... 627 00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:20,470 因为要尽量在教员室内保持教学的气氛 628 00:34:20,470 --> 00:34:24,220 令到我们可以保持教学情绪 629 00:34:24,428 --> 00:34:26,387 李老师，你打网球的吗？ 630 00:34:26,387 --> 00:34:27,762 我订个场子一起打一场好不好？ 631 00:34:27,762 --> 00:34:30,345 让人家吃饭嘛，吃完饭再讲吧 632 00:34:30,345 --> 00:34:32,095 就是啦，吃饭时间 633 00:34:32,095 --> 00:34:34,137 李老师，你爱什么运动的？ 634 00:34:39,637 --> 00:34:41,178 林Sir ，请你喝的 635 00:34:54,137 --> 00:34:55,887 我喜欢游早泳 636 00:34:57,262 --> 00:34:58,137 是吗？ 637 00:34:58,137 --> 00:34:59,053 是呀 638 00:35:12,553 --> 00:35:14,137 这么巧？！ 639 00:35:14,137 --> 00:35:16,512 这么巧呀？游泳吗？ 640 00:35:16,512 --> 00:35:17,928 是呀，你呢？ 641 00:35:17,928 --> 00:35:19,178 我也是 642 00:35:19,178 --> 00:35:21,595 怎么你还穿着衣服？ 643 00:35:21,595 --> 00:35:25,928 我...我游蝴蝶式，所以要多做热身 644 00:35:25,928 --> 00:35:27,845 你先吧，请... 645 00:35:45,595 --> 00:35:47,970 你那么快就从那儿走到这里来了！ 646 00:35:47,970 --> 00:35:49,970 也不够你游得快 647 00:35:49,970 --> 00:35:51,928 你干么还不下水？ 648 00:35:51,928 --> 00:35:53,970 我先研究一下你的游泳姿态 649 00:35:59,595 --> 00:36:01,220 李老师，早安 650 00:36:01,220 --> 00:36:02,345 你早 651 00:36:34,803 --> 00:36:37,095 林Sir ，你挺准时的 652 00:36:37,178 --> 00:36:38,512 差不多啦 653 00:36:39,928 --> 00:36:40,970 谢谢 654 00:36:41,512 --> 00:36:43,637 这儿的食物很好吃的 655 00:36:43,637 --> 00:36:47,262 晚上有个洋烛，挺浪漫的 656 00:36:47,887 --> 00:36:51,053 不过星期天就不要来，好吵的 657 00:36:51,053 --> 00:36:53,803 我们两个聊天就不太方便 658 00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:59,387 其实...学校的书本问题应该在学校谈 659 00:36:59,387 --> 00:37:02,012 不需要来这种地方谈吧？ 660 00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:05,720 今天我真开心，好想叫好多东西吃 661 00:37:08,512 --> 00:37:10,012 你不开心吗？ 662 00:37:10,678 --> 00:37:11,845 没...没什么！ 663 00:37:11,845 --> 00:37:13,595 你看看吃些什么吧 664 00:37:16,970 --> 00:37:18,512 我已想好了 665 00:37:27,803 --> 00:37:32,678 阿 May ，其实我一向不太喜欢喝维他奶 666 00:37:36,637 --> 00:37:39,553 你讲什么？这儿不卖维他奶的 667 00:38:00,428 --> 00:38:03,428 阿 May... 668 00:38:05,137 --> 00:38:07,053 不如试试这儿的龙虾汤吧 669 00:38:07,053 --> 00:38:09,387 好像...挺不错似的 670 00:38:09,803 --> 00:38:12,845 不如叫个洋葱汤或者肉酱意粉都... 671 00:38:25,262 --> 00:38:26,845 先生，你想点些什么？ 672 00:38:27,803 --> 00:38:30,178 没胃口，不要了 673 00:38:31,220 --> 00:38:35,553 不要了，真的不要了 674 00:38:39,637 --> 00:38:41,678 其实你有没有想过转行呀？ 675 00:38:44,262 --> 00:38:47,512 做了这么多年教师，还能转什么工作？ 676 00:38:48,095 --> 00:38:49,845 你说我能做什么？ 677 00:38:56,345 --> 00:38:58,303 这位同学，有什么我能帮忙的？ 678 00:38:58,845 --> 00:39:00,137 我想找校长 679 00:39:00,137 --> 00:39:03,178 史Sir ，你真人与上镜差很远 680 00:39:03,178 --> 00:39:04,428 真人很棒 681 00:39:04,428 --> 00:39:05,887 棒很多，行不行？ 682 00:39:05,887 --> 00:39:07,387 行！十分行！ 683 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:09,428 林Sir 684 00:39:09,428 --> 00:39:11,178 你家里有没有... 685 00:39:11,178 --> 00:39:13,887 彩蓝色的衬衣、橙色领带 686 00:39:13,887 --> 00:39:15,803 黄色长裤什么的？ 687 00:39:15,803 --> 00:39:17,887 这些可以吗？史Sir 688 00:39:18,095 --> 00:39:19,512 很过时了！ 689 00:39:19,637 --> 00:39:22,553 这样吧，你有没有五百个学生 690 00:39:22,553 --> 00:39:24,095 或者一千个介绍来这补习 691 00:39:24,095 --> 00:39:25,262 我可以捧你做天王！ 692 00:39:25,262 --> 00:39:27,303 这个...没有呀 693 00:39:27,887 --> 00:39:29,345 你有什么？ 694 00:39:29,345 --> 00:39:31,928 史Sir ，我对教学很有热诚的 695 00:39:31,928 --> 00:39:35,303 千万不要扮实力派那么卑鄙 696 00:39:35,303 --> 00:39:37,637 我们这儿分明是卖偶像的 697 00:39:37,637 --> 00:39:39,303 这样吧，我现在去讲课 698 00:39:39,303 --> 00:39:40,845 你尽管来参考一下 699 00:39:40,845 --> 00:39:43,095 如果你学到我三四成的风采 700 00:39:43,095 --> 00:39:44,095 我就聘请你 701 00:39:44,095 --> 00:39:44,845 好... 702 00:39:44,845 --> 00:39:46,137 史Sir ，你这衣服好漂亮 703 00:39:46,137 --> 00:39:47,178 很漂亮吧！ 704 00:39:50,012 --> 00:39:52,720 怎么了，林Sir ，准备好了没有？ 705 00:39:53,012 --> 00:39:54,470 准备好了 706 00:39:55,470 --> 00:39:56,845 史Sir 行不行？ 707 00:39:56,845 --> 00:39:58,053 行！ 708 00:39:58,053 --> 00:39:59,095 有多行？ 709 00:39:59,095 --> 00:40:00,345 很行呀！ 710 00:40:03,553 --> 00:40:05,845 早安呀各位同学！ 711 00:40:24,137 --> 00:40:25,762 9A 712 00:40:26,012 --> 00:40:27,595 9A 713 00:40:27,762 --> 00:40:28,928 Yes ！ 714 00:40:29,053 --> 00:40:30,387 非常好！ 715 00:40:31,553 --> 00:40:35,720 最近有很多电视、报章、杂志访问我 716 00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:38,595 问我怎样介绍学生选择补习社 717 00:40:38,803 --> 00:40:41,512 我说：补习社很难选 718 00:40:41,512 --> 00:40:43,887 有些补习社弄很多花样 719 00:40:43,887 --> 00:40:47,053 好像那间 A ...一时忘了是那一间！ 720 00:40:50,803 --> 00:40:54,012 说自己什么石破天惊、地上最强 721 00:40:54,053 --> 00:40:55,595 你以为学功夫吗？ 722 00:40:57,637 --> 00:41:00,887 还有一间，弄到七千多呎，煞有介事 723 00:41:00,887 --> 00:41:02,887 立即被警察查封了 724 00:41:02,887 --> 00:41:05,303 这些「橙样」怎么选？ 725 00:41:05,303 --> 00:41:07,428 大家知不知道什么是「橙样」？ 726 00:41:07,428 --> 00:41:09,678 就是一个橙的样子，怎么选？ 727 00:41:16,887 --> 00:41:20,762 大家记着，念书千万别靠「内幕消息」 728 00:41:20,762 --> 00:41:22,387 是讲战绩的 729 00:41:23,012 --> 00:41:24,637 何谓战绩？ 730 00:41:24,637 --> 00:41:26,928 我的内幕消息就是战绩 731 00:41:26,928 --> 00:41:27,928 这一届会考 732 00:41:27,928 --> 00:41:30,137 英文科我预测中了八成题目 733 00:41:30,137 --> 00:41:32,262 不花不假有根有据 734 00:41:32,262 --> 00:41:33,095 9A 735 00:41:33,345 --> 00:41:34,553 9A 736 00:41:35,678 --> 00:41:37,803 其实我这份人很低调 737 00:41:38,678 --> 00:41:40,303 大家都知道的 738 00:41:40,595 --> 00:41:42,970 但我的内幕消息比其他补习社准确 739 00:41:47,762 --> 00:41:50,845 各位，今天我讲课到此为止 740 00:41:50,845 --> 00:41:52,595 相信大家今天的学费 741 00:41:52,595 --> 00:41:54,803 不只值回票价，还超值哩 742 00:41:54,803 --> 00:41:57,678 接着的时间，我交给补习界新星... 743 00:41:57,678 --> 00:42:00,012 林Sir ，给大家讲课 744 00:42:00,012 --> 00:42:01,970 个个拿 9A 745 00:42:01,970 --> 00:42:02,887 9A 746 00:42:02,887 --> 00:42:03,553 Yeah ！ 747 00:42:03,553 --> 00:42:05,178 早安，各位同学！ 748 00:42:30,178 --> 00:42:31,303 对不起 749 00:42:33,053 --> 00:42:36,095 各位同学都很精灵活泼吧？ 750 00:42:36,637 --> 00:42:39,845 空调冷不冷？要不要调一下？ 751 00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:43,678 小姓林，大家叫我林Sir 可以了 752 00:42:43,678 --> 00:42:45,887 希望大家上完这一课之后 753 00:42:45,887 --> 00:42:50,137 就宾至如归，福有攸归，万众欢乐！ 754 00:42:50,137 --> 00:42:51,303 你把米高峰戴上吧 755 00:42:51,303 --> 00:42:53,303 声音那么小，怎听得到呢？ 756 00:43:07,928 --> 00:43:10,887 试音，一二... 757 00:43:13,470 --> 00:43:18,678 很多杂志访问我，电视追问我... 758 00:43:18,678 --> 00:43:22,595 就问我，教好一个学生怎样提供温习... 759 00:43:22,595 --> 00:43:26,012 其实我觉得明白就最重要提供他们温习 760 00:43:26,012 --> 00:43:27,428 怎么样呀？ 761 00:43:32,928 --> 00:43:34,262 各位同学... 762 00:43:36,137 --> 00:43:40,095 我这儿有九百块 763 00:43:40,220 --> 00:43:42,845 我待会问问题，若那一位答中 764 00:43:42,845 --> 00:43:45,428 我就把这九百块当奖学金送给你们 765 00:43:45,428 --> 00:43:46,178 好不好？ 766 00:43:46,178 --> 00:43:48,720 好！ 767 00:43:49,887 --> 00:43:59,095 九百！ 768 00:43:59,095 --> 00:44:02,262 林Sir ...你这样不行的 769 00:44:02,262 --> 00:44:03,928 你这样做有违我们的职业操守 770 00:44:03,928 --> 00:44:05,178 但学生很喜欢啊！ 771 00:44:05,178 --> 00:44:06,387 不行...这不行 772 00:44:06,387 --> 00:44:08,637 你去楼下喝杯咖啡先冷静一下 773 00:44:08,637 --> 00:44:09,845 好你检讨一下... 774 00:44:09,845 --> 00:44:10,887 那我... 775 00:44:10,887 --> 00:44:11,637 行了！ 776 00:44:11,637 --> 00:44:13,387 我先拿回袋... 我先帮你拿着 777 00:44:13,387 --> 00:44:14,887 尽快... 778 00:44:14,887 --> 00:44:15,970 谢谢史Sir 779 00:44:15,970 --> 00:44:16,637 拜拜... 780 00:44:17,095 --> 00:44:21,178 九百那里够呢？买个书包也不止此数！ 781 00:44:21,553 --> 00:44:23,845 加多九百，两个九百好不好？ 782 00:44:23,845 --> 00:44:25,345 好！ 783 00:44:26,262 --> 00:44:28,470 我们接下来的议程是什么？ 784 00:44:28,637 --> 00:44:30,178 上次开会结束前 785 00:44:30,178 --> 00:44:32,678 讨论该不该取消天文学会 786 00:44:32,678 --> 00:44:34,595 这学会没有同学参加的 787 00:44:34,595 --> 00:44:36,887 就是嘛，天文学太静态了 788 00:44:36,887 --> 00:44:38,012 不如取消便算了 789 00:44:38,012 --> 00:44:40,428 校长，我想多试几个星期 790 00:44:40,428 --> 00:44:42,553 多试几个星期亦不外如是 791 00:44:42,553 --> 00:44:45,137 到时候一样没有人来 792 00:44:45,137 --> 00:44:49,137 就是啦！这学会办了三年了 793 00:44:52,387 --> 00:44:53,637 校长 794 00:44:57,470 --> 00:44:58,928 我来帮江老师代课 795 00:44:58,928 --> 00:45:01,928 好应该负责她一向参予的课外活动 796 00:45:01,928 --> 00:45:03,095 希望你给我机会 797 00:45:03,095 --> 00:45:05,512 帮丁Sir 宣传天文学会 798 00:45:05,512 --> 00:45:07,512 吸引学生参加 799 00:45:07,512 --> 00:45:10,178 其实，看星也不错，认识宇宙 800 00:45:10,178 --> 00:45:12,762 对呀，宣传一下有帮助的 801 00:45:13,970 --> 00:45:16,637 好了...我们投票吧 802 00:45:16,637 --> 00:45:20,095 赞成取消天文学会的请讲「赞成」 803 00:45:20,095 --> 00:45:21,303 赞成 804 00:45:21,387 --> 00:45:22,762 反对的请讲「反对」 805 00:45:22,762 --> 00:45:24,095 反对 806 00:45:24,095 --> 00:45:26,012 我觉得反对比赞成多 807 00:45:26,012 --> 00:45:27,595 我们多给它三个月时间 808 00:45:27,595 --> 00:45:28,887 看看有没有改善 809 00:45:28,887 --> 00:45:30,095 谢谢校长 810 00:45:32,553 --> 00:45:34,262 好了，继续 811 00:45:34,262 --> 00:45:36,970 在教学方面大家应该没什么提议吧？ 812 00:45:36,970 --> 00:45:41,012 校长，学校还沿用黑板 813 00:45:41,012 --> 00:45:45,595 粉笔的粉对老师和学生的健康都不好 814 00:45:46,845 --> 00:45:48,970 我建议改用白板 815 00:45:48,970 --> 00:45:51,470 还有，校长，课室的光管偏黄色 816 00:45:51,470 --> 00:45:53,928 长期来说对学生的视力有影响 817 00:45:53,928 --> 00:45:55,512 我赞成将它全部转为白色 818 00:45:55,512 --> 00:45:57,887 校长，有部份学生的家庭环境比较吵 819 00:45:57,887 --> 00:46:01,012 我建议学校延长图书馆开放时间 820 00:46:01,012 --> 00:46:03,637 让有需要的学生可以温习功课 821 00:46:03,637 --> 00:46:06,720 最近我没收了学生一只金表 822 00:46:07,220 --> 00:46:09,637 这几晚我思想挣扎了好久 823 00:46:09,637 --> 00:46:12,803 在这我有个大胆的提议，希望你接受 824 00:46:12,803 --> 00:46:14,303 就是，我们不妨研究一下 825 00:46:14,303 --> 00:46:16,553 学生该不该佩戴贵重物品 826 00:46:16,553 --> 00:46:19,012 校长，容许我也有个意见 827 00:46:19,512 --> 00:46:20,678 随便说 828 00:46:20,678 --> 00:46:22,970 我提议学校办一个家长日了 829 00:46:22,970 --> 00:46:25,887 让老师和家长可以沟通一下 830 00:46:25,887 --> 00:46:28,470 学期尾已经有个家长日 831 00:46:28,470 --> 00:46:31,970 学期尾才讨论学生的问题... 832 00:46:32,470 --> 00:46:33,637 太迟了吧？ 833 00:46:34,012 --> 00:46:35,220 太迟了... 834 00:46:42,428 --> 00:46:45,137 欢迎...请签个名字 835 00:46:45,220 --> 00:46:46,887 那边有东西喝 836 00:46:50,512 --> 00:46:51,512 欢迎... 837 00:46:51,512 --> 00:46:52,637 随便... 838 00:46:52,970 --> 00:46:55,553 黎先生是黎小明的家长吧？ 839 00:46:55,553 --> 00:46:56,637 是呀 840 00:46:58,470 --> 00:47:01,262 小明最近的功课越来越差 841 00:47:01,262 --> 00:47:02,970 态度越来越虚伪 842 00:47:02,970 --> 00:47:04,428 打他吧... 843 00:47:06,803 --> 00:47:08,553 不如我们研究一下怎样令他... 844 00:47:08,553 --> 00:47:10,262 你打他就行了 845 00:47:10,262 --> 00:47:12,470 先生，没什么事吧？ 846 00:47:12,470 --> 00:47:14,303 没事，小事吧了 847 00:47:14,303 --> 00:47:16,720 小事？小事你传我来干嘛？ 848 00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:21,470 这个是学校家长日，想跟你们沟通一下 849 00:47:21,470 --> 00:47:23,387 沟通一下？老是只有沟通一下 850 00:47:23,387 --> 00:47:25,720 我忙极了！要工作嘛 851 00:47:25,720 --> 00:47:26,470 我明白... 852 00:47:26,470 --> 00:47:27,803 老师，有什么理由 853 00:47:27,803 --> 00:47:30,762 我儿子每次英文考试都不合格 854 00:47:30,762 --> 00:47:32,887 麻烦你帮个忙，看紧一点吧 855 00:47:32,887 --> 00:47:35,095 黎先生，打未必是个好方法 856 00:47:35,095 --> 00:47:36,845 你知不知道他老是跟我争玩具 857 00:47:36,845 --> 00:47:39,012 你打他行不行？ 858 00:47:40,887 --> 00:47:42,887 你跟他争玩具？ 859 00:47:43,137 --> 00:47:45,595 Mr. Eve ，语文这些科目 860 00:47:45,595 --> 00:47:47,470 除了课堂上学习外 861 00:47:47,470 --> 00:47:48,970 平时练习也重要 862 00:47:48,970 --> 00:47:50,720 你多些跟他温习一下吧 863 00:47:50,720 --> 00:47:53,012 我不懂英文，我怎能跟他温习呢 864 00:47:53,012 --> 00:47:55,053 你们传家长来问什么？ 865 00:47:55,053 --> 00:47:56,595 不错...对不起 866 00:47:56,595 --> 00:47:58,178 你没事吧，阿Sir？ 867 00:48:08,428 --> 00:48:10,053 我脱了衣服你看看 868 00:48:10,178 --> 00:48:11,012 行了... 869 00:48:11,012 --> 00:48:12,470 你记住帮我打他呀！ 870 00:48:12,470 --> 00:48:14,053 行了... 打他呀 871 00:48:14,053 --> 00:48:15,220 对不起... 872 00:48:19,095 --> 00:48:20,428 我的手表不见了 873 00:48:20,470 --> 00:48:21,220 不见了手表？ 874 00:48:21,220 --> 00:48:21,845 对呀 875 00:48:21,845 --> 00:48:23,137 不见了就再买一只吧 876 00:48:23,137 --> 00:48:25,887 不是，那个家长在上面等我 877 00:48:26,053 --> 00:48:27,220 上次收回来那一只呀？ 878 00:48:27,220 --> 00:48:29,345 是呀！就是你看过那一只，不见了呀 879 00:48:29,345 --> 00:48:31,178 你有没有找清楚？找多一遍吧 880 00:48:31,178 --> 00:48:32,637 不用找了，找过了，找不到呀 881 00:48:32,637 --> 00:48:33,720 那怎办？ 882 00:48:36,470 --> 00:48:38,595 阿Sir ，我那只金表呢？ 883 00:48:38,845 --> 00:48:40,470 我已叫同事拿来还你 884 00:48:40,470 --> 00:48:43,428 你再不给我我就要报警了 885 00:48:43,845 --> 00:48:46,970 叶先生，你的相生得好均匀哩 886 00:48:46,970 --> 00:48:50,637 你那些...须...是什么须？发财须吗？ 887 00:48:50,762 --> 00:48:52,012 这一条？不得了呀 888 00:48:52,012 --> 00:48:53,137 这一条叫龙须 889 00:48:53,137 --> 00:48:55,262 有这一条就有这一条 890 00:48:55,262 --> 00:48:56,470 这一条呢？ 891 00:48:56,470 --> 00:48:58,553 这一条更厉害！这一条叫食须 892 00:48:58,553 --> 00:48:59,345 食须？是呀 893 00:48:59,345 --> 00:49:00,387 你有四条呀 894 00:49:00,387 --> 00:49:02,387 对呀，早餐、午餐 895 00:49:02,387 --> 00:49:04,553 晚餐、还有一条是宵夜 896 00:49:04,553 --> 00:49:05,762 有吃福！ 897 00:49:06,470 --> 00:49:07,595 对呀... 898 00:49:07,720 --> 00:49:09,303 你的头发在那儿剪的？ 899 00:49:09,303 --> 00:49:11,678 阿Sir ，那只金表呢？ 900 00:49:11,803 --> 00:49:13,178 便宜点啦！ 901 00:49:13,178 --> 00:49:15,053 差不多啦！价钱很老实的了 902 00:49:15,053 --> 00:49:18,220 有今生没来世，买东西嘛... 903 00:49:18,220 --> 00:49:20,637 这是小生意，赚你皮毛而已 904 00:49:20,637 --> 00:49:22,928 好像轻了一点！有没有秤？拿来秤一秤 905 00:49:22,928 --> 00:49:25,095 份量十足的了！十足呀 906 00:49:25,095 --> 00:49:28,595 不对吧？我放在手便知道，这种什么... 907 00:49:28,595 --> 00:49:31,637 货真价实的居然不肯减价 908 00:49:31,637 --> 00:49:33,803 不减价就算了，我去别的地方买 909 00:49:33,803 --> 00:49:34,970 迟些时候你还不是要回来？ 910 00:49:34,970 --> 00:49:36,220 我刚才讲到那里？ 911 00:49:36,220 --> 00:49:37,928 刚才讲到十年前的你 912 00:49:37,928 --> 00:49:40,178 对！十年前呀？ 913 00:49:40,178 --> 00:49:42,512 十几年前我在香港只剩一条内裤 914 00:49:42,512 --> 00:49:44,470 连三毛钱的电车都搭不起 915 00:49:44,470 --> 00:49:46,012 终于皇天不负有心人 916 00:49:46,012 --> 00:49:48,303 让我混到今时今日衣履光鲜 917 00:49:48,303 --> 00:49:49,803 衣履光鲜！ 918 00:49:49,970 --> 00:49:52,512 小弟可要跟你讨活了 919 00:49:52,762 --> 00:49:54,262 那最好不过啦！ 920 00:49:54,262 --> 00:49:56,137 有我的胆识，加你的才智 921 00:49:56,137 --> 00:49:58,345 整个香港都是我们的了 922 00:50:02,387 --> 00:50:04,053 我的金表呢？ 923 00:50:04,387 --> 00:50:07,428 好兄弟！原来只有你这儿才有这款手表 924 00:50:07,428 --> 00:50:08,678 我早说过啦！ 925 00:50:08,678 --> 00:50:09,595 拿来... 926 00:50:11,137 --> 00:50:12,512 我讲了那么久 927 00:50:12,512 --> 00:50:14,262 我连我妈什么时候生我 928 00:50:14,262 --> 00:50:15,178 我什么时候结婚 929 00:50:15,178 --> 00:50:17,387 现在做了老爸全都告诉你了 930 00:50:17,387 --> 00:50:19,928 你怎么还不把金表给我？ 931 00:50:20,137 --> 00:50:23,303 叶先生，大家都是男人 932 00:50:23,387 --> 00:50:25,428 你那些... 933 00:50:25,553 --> 00:50:26,720 对了！这个更正点！ 934 00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:27,762 手表来了 935 00:50:27,762 --> 00:50:28,553 电话... 936 00:50:28,553 --> 00:50:29,303 好 937 00:50:29,303 --> 00:50:30,720 刚才讲到... 938 00:50:32,637 --> 00:50:33,720 是不是这一只？ 939 00:50:33,720 --> 00:50:35,053 是呀！ 940 00:50:35,470 --> 00:50:36,553 你贵姓呀？ 941 00:50:36,595 --> 00:50:38,345 不要了，赶时间呀叶先生 942 00:50:38,345 --> 00:50:39,262 时间是金钱呀 943 00:50:39,262 --> 00:50:41,762 赚钱至上呀！谢谢你... 944 00:50:41,762 --> 00:50:43,678 谢谢再见 945 00:50:43,678 --> 00:50:44,928 谢谢你... 946 00:50:44,928 --> 00:50:46,553 讲那么多干什么？买了多少钱？ 947 00:50:46,553 --> 00:50:49,053 老大，三万多元，走了十几间店呀 948 00:50:49,053 --> 00:50:50,012 还说半价哩！ 949 00:50:50,012 --> 00:50:51,387 这次真拜托你了！ 950 00:50:51,387 --> 00:50:52,303 你还钱呀你 951 00:50:52,303 --> 00:50:53,303 没问题... 952 00:50:53,303 --> 00:50:55,428 别说那么多了，我该走了，老兄 953 00:50:55,428 --> 00:50:57,553 咦！在我这里！ 954 00:50:57,762 --> 00:51:00,387 太晚了！我先走了 955 00:51:00,512 --> 00:51:01,553 干活吧 956 00:51:01,553 --> 00:51:02,845 谢谢王Sir 957 00:51:03,970 --> 00:51:05,137 林Sir 958 00:51:05,595 --> 00:51:07,762 我帮你把家长们都接见过了 959 00:51:07,762 --> 00:51:08,887 谢谢你 960 00:51:08,887 --> 00:51:09,845 不谢 961 00:51:09,970 --> 00:51:11,512 我觉得你的学生中 962 00:51:11,512 --> 00:51:14,428 最大问题是黎耀辉呀 963 00:51:18,012 --> 00:51:21,387 在这一秒钟里，我想起很多东西 964 00:51:21,387 --> 00:51:23,512 但偏想不起谁是黎耀辉 965 00:51:23,512 --> 00:51:25,428 是你，是你 966 00:51:25,428 --> 00:51:27,012 谁是黎耀辉呀？ 967 00:51:29,387 --> 00:51:30,678 林Sir... 968 00:51:31,012 --> 00:51:34,553 阿辉是吧？怎么了？ 969 00:51:34,553 --> 00:51:37,428 原来他有六百多度近视 970 00:51:37,428 --> 00:51:40,178 所以看黑板看得不清楚 971 00:51:40,178 --> 00:51:42,387 但他又不敢对爸爸说 972 00:51:42,387 --> 00:51:44,512 因为他爸爸失业很久了 973 00:51:44,512 --> 00:51:45,512 那怎办？ 974 00:51:45,512 --> 00:51:48,095 我们跟他去配眼镜好不好？ 975 00:51:49,095 --> 00:51:52,137 对！这是对的！做教师该关心学生的 976 00:51:52,137 --> 00:51:52,928 一起去吧 977 00:51:52,928 --> 00:51:54,262 好，一起去吧 978 00:51:54,262 --> 00:51:55,887 坐好，别动 979 00:51:56,220 --> 00:51:57,678 你看到这一行字吗？ 980 00:51:57,678 --> 00:51:58,303 这边 981 00:51:58,303 --> 00:51:58,845 这个呢？ 982 00:51:58,845 --> 00:51:59,845 这边 983 00:51:59,845 --> 00:52:00,512 上面 984 00:52:00,512 --> 00:52:01,178 这个在那里？ 985 00:52:01,178 --> 00:52:01,928 那一边 986 00:52:01,928 --> 00:52:02,678 这个呢？ 987 00:52:02,678 --> 00:52:03,387 这个看不清楚 988 00:52:03,387 --> 00:52:04,553 看不清楚了 989 00:52:04,553 --> 00:52:06,803 你们两位老师可真难得 990 00:52:06,803 --> 00:52:08,595 居然这么关心学生！ 991 00:52:09,053 --> 00:52:10,637 做你的学生真有福气 992 00:52:10,637 --> 00:52:11,970 应该的，应该的 993 00:52:12,678 --> 00:52:14,595 我儿子的班主任真差劲 994 00:52:14,595 --> 00:52:16,720 连我儿子叫什么名字都记不得 995 00:52:18,012 --> 00:52:20,303 做老师做到他那样子真算差劲 996 00:52:21,428 --> 00:52:24,887 对了，老师，你的眼镜框好像过时了 997 00:52:24,887 --> 00:52:26,428 你这个也看到？ 998 00:52:27,053 --> 00:52:28,678 我给你验验眼睛吧 999 00:52:28,678 --> 00:52:30,928 眼镜框关验眼什么事？ 1000 00:52:30,928 --> 00:52:32,720 来到验一验吧 1001 00:52:33,095 --> 00:52:35,262 你不用那么紧张吧？眉头都绉了！ 1002 00:52:35,262 --> 00:52:36,512 好！我去验吧 1003 00:52:36,512 --> 00:52:37,428 给我打个折啊 1004 00:52:37,428 --> 00:52:39,053 无所谓... 说什么都是老师嘛 1005 00:52:39,053 --> 00:52:40,178 到你了 1006 00:52:40,178 --> 00:52:41,220 辉仔 1007 00:52:41,303 --> 00:52:42,303 验得好不好？ 1008 00:52:42,303 --> 00:52:43,053 好啊 1009 00:52:43,053 --> 00:52:44,303 技巧高吧？ 1010 00:52:44,303 --> 00:52:45,678 脱了眼镜吧多少度？ 1011 00:52:45,678 --> 00:52:46,762 不知道 1012 00:52:46,762 --> 00:52:48,012 不知道？ 1013 00:52:48,220 --> 00:52:50,012 现在看看清不清楚 1014 00:52:50,012 --> 00:52:51,095 接近 1015 00:52:51,095 --> 00:52:52,345 这个呢？ 1016 00:52:52,512 --> 00:52:53,928 这个好不好？很好 1017 00:52:53,928 --> 00:52:54,928 先看右眼 1018 00:52:54,928 --> 00:52:56,387 不，我多看一会，谢谢 1019 00:52:56,387 --> 00:52:58,762 看看右眼，行不行？ 1020 00:52:58,762 --> 00:52:59,845 看到 1021 00:52:59,845 --> 00:53:01,053 左眼呢？ 1022 00:53:01,137 --> 00:53:03,345 你配了眼镜多久了？ 1023 00:53:03,345 --> 00:53:05,137 我做了这一行十多二十年了 1024 00:53:05,137 --> 00:53:06,637 这么厉害？ 1025 00:53:06,678 --> 00:53:09,845 先生，请看一看前面，看这一边 1026 00:53:09,845 --> 00:53:10,678 不，是它自己转的 1027 00:53:10,678 --> 00:53:11,970 没错，行！ 1028 00:53:11,970 --> 00:53:14,512 这次看前面，现在很清楚看字 1029 00:53:14,512 --> 00:53:16,137 刚才那个清楚些 1030 00:53:16,137 --> 00:53:18,345 这个更加好，对不对？ 1031 00:53:18,345 --> 00:53:20,095 看不到刚才的东西 1032 00:53:20,095 --> 00:53:22,678 现在看前面，验眼嘛 1033 00:53:22,803 --> 00:53:24,970 现在你前面的东西看得清楚吗？ 1034 00:53:24,970 --> 00:53:25,928 看不清楚呀 1035 00:53:25,928 --> 00:53:27,845 不清楚呀？这可糟了！ 1036 00:53:27,845 --> 00:53:29,137 所以要快些配眼镜 1037 00:53:29,137 --> 00:53:31,345 有了眼镜之后你一定看到黑板了 1038 00:53:31,345 --> 00:53:33,928 这条街有那么多行人，这是什么街？ 1039 00:53:33,928 --> 00:53:35,178 花园街嘛 1040 00:53:35,262 --> 00:53:36,303 花园街 1041 00:53:36,303 --> 00:53:37,012 对呀 1042 00:53:37,012 --> 00:53:38,220 你不是说看不清楚 1043 00:53:38,220 --> 00:53:39,887 怎么这条街你又看到 1044 00:53:39,887 --> 00:53:41,137 我看到呀 1045 00:53:41,137 --> 00:53:42,845 是条购物街呀！ 1046 00:53:42,845 --> 00:53:44,012 我们一起走吧 1047 00:53:44,012 --> 00:53:45,012 好的 1048 00:53:45,512 --> 00:53:46,428 阿辉 1049 00:53:46,428 --> 00:53:48,887 做一个学生，放学之后该去那里？ 1050 00:53:48,887 --> 00:53:49,553 回家呀 1051 00:53:49,553 --> 00:53:51,387 对呀，你还站在这里？ 1052 00:53:52,803 --> 00:53:54,137 林Sir ，李老师，拜拜 1053 00:53:54,137 --> 00:53:55,303 行了... 1054 00:53:56,053 --> 00:53:58,220 李老师，你回来香港那么久 1055 00:53:58,220 --> 00:53:59,762 都没逛过这条花园街吧？ 1056 00:53:59,762 --> 00:54:00,428 没有 1057 00:54:00,428 --> 00:54:01,345 我带你走一走 1058 00:54:01,345 --> 00:54:02,178 好的 1059 00:54:04,803 --> 00:54:05,803 干嘛？ 1060 00:54:05,887 --> 00:54:08,012 阿辉呀，我好像见到他 1061 00:54:08,428 --> 00:54:11,345 这家百货公司分两层 1062 00:54:11,345 --> 00:54:14,053 这是杂货部，上面也是杂货部 1063 00:54:14,053 --> 00:54:16,637 全都是卖杂货的，好便宜的 1064 00:54:17,470 --> 00:54:18,970 这个好配你 1065 00:54:18,970 --> 00:54:19,887 是呀 1066 00:54:20,428 --> 00:54:23,345 不要乱玩剑，好危险的 1067 00:54:27,970 --> 00:54:29,095 我懂这个字 1068 00:54:29,095 --> 00:54:29,720 什么字？ 1069 00:54:29,720 --> 00:54:30,803 福 1070 00:54:32,178 --> 00:54:32,928 这些呢？ 1071 00:54:32,928 --> 00:54:33,970 丝袜 1072 00:54:35,387 --> 00:54:36,387 麻烦你？ 1073 00:54:36,387 --> 00:54:38,220 这么大！ 1074 00:54:39,803 --> 00:54:42,095 好便宜呀，买一送一呀 1075 00:54:42,095 --> 00:54:42,887 买一送一 1076 00:54:42,887 --> 00:54:43,470 李老师 1077 00:54:43,470 --> 00:54:45,220 我们去服装部看一看，好不好？ 1078 00:54:45,220 --> 00:54:46,512 那是餐布 1079 00:54:47,845 --> 00:54:49,178 这是破的 1080 00:54:49,262 --> 00:54:51,512 破的？破的你也买呀？ 1081 00:54:52,262 --> 00:54:54,512 为什么买那么多别人的信呀？ 1082 00:54:54,553 --> 00:54:56,637 不是，我买邮票而已 1083 00:54:57,512 --> 00:55:01,803 Cheung Yi-mui ，住在旺角的 1084 00:55:02,762 --> 00:55:06,928 她得到的奖品是我们刚才买的这一个 1085 00:55:06,928 --> 00:55:10,428 铁甲人再加一块非常有纪念价值的 1086 00:55:10,428 --> 00:55:12,928 浅水湾道路牌 1087 00:55:12,970 --> 00:55:13,595 厉害！ 1088 00:55:13,595 --> 00:55:14,887 李老师你也抽一个吧，好不好？ 1089 00:55:14,887 --> 00:55:15,512 好的 1090 00:55:15,512 --> 00:55:17,678 家庭观众记着千万别用电话 1091 00:55:17,678 --> 00:55:19,220 因为我们待会会打电话给你们 1092 00:55:19,220 --> 00:55:22,220 我抽到的幸运儿是 1093 00:55:22,220 --> 00:55:23,345 Candice Ng 1094 00:55:23,345 --> 00:55:25,012 她参加了好多次了 1095 00:55:25,012 --> 00:55:30,387 就是一个...新界青衣花园住的 1096 00:55:30,387 --> 00:55:31,137 得到什么奖品？ 1097 00:55:31,137 --> 00:55:34,053 得到这一个，巧克力瓶 1098 00:55:35,012 --> 00:55:36,470 怎么我没见到你买的？ 1099 00:55:36,470 --> 00:55:37,678 我偷的 1100 00:55:37,678 --> 00:55:38,637 偷？ 1101 00:55:39,012 --> 00:55:41,470 开玩笑的！老板打了个折给我 1102 00:55:41,970 --> 00:55:44,053 但我真的好喜欢这瓶子 1103 00:55:44,387 --> 00:55:46,012 有什么特别呀？ 1104 00:55:46,012 --> 00:55:48,053 小时候我很想买 1105 00:55:48,053 --> 00:55:50,887 但回头想买时已经买不到了 1106 00:55:51,970 --> 00:55:54,470 我觉得跟你一起的运气不错 1107 00:55:57,220 --> 00:55:58,803 这个是什么？ 1108 00:55:59,512 --> 00:56:03,137 是 CID 的枪袋 1109 00:56:03,137 --> 00:56:04,345 就这样戴呀？ 1110 00:56:04,345 --> 00:56:05,178 是呀... 1111 00:56:05,178 --> 00:56:06,470 站起来试一试 1112 00:56:06,470 --> 00:56:08,262 这个挺难穿的 1113 00:56:08,262 --> 00:56:09,970 试试看 1114 00:56:14,303 --> 00:56:15,970 按下去 1115 00:56:18,137 --> 00:56:20,262 你像很熟似的 1116 00:56:22,178 --> 00:56:24,387 还有后面，后面还有一个 1117 00:56:24,387 --> 00:56:25,512 后面呀？ 1118 00:56:28,470 --> 00:56:30,595 后面还有一个呀？ 1119 00:56:31,387 --> 00:56:32,178 行不行？ 1120 00:56:32,178 --> 00:56:32,762 不行！ 1121 00:56:32,762 --> 00:56:34,845 这个很难扣呀 1122 00:56:36,387 --> 00:56:38,595 很难扣上！ 1123 00:56:39,803 --> 00:56:41,803 对！很难才扣上 1124 00:56:43,762 --> 00:56:45,720 很难才扣在一起 1125 00:56:54,428 --> 00:56:56,887 扣来扣去也扣不上 1126 00:56:57,428 --> 00:56:59,637 先生，有没有看见过我的帽子？ 1127 00:57:00,303 --> 00:57:02,887 帽子？没有呀 1128 00:57:02,928 --> 00:57:04,303 这就糟了！ 1129 00:57:15,887 --> 00:57:17,678 丁Sir ，做完宣传之后 1130 00:57:17,678 --> 00:57:19,178 我可否留起这衣服？ 1131 00:57:19,178 --> 00:57:19,803 没问题 1132 00:57:19,803 --> 00:57:22,137 你象征式捐几千块给学会就是了 1133 00:57:22,137 --> 00:57:24,178 学生一定好喜欢我们这种宣传方法 1134 00:57:24,178 --> 00:57:25,053 是呀... 1135 00:57:25,053 --> 00:57:27,345 现在学生流行看星座做人 1136 00:57:27,345 --> 00:57:27,887 是呀 1137 00:57:27,887 --> 00:57:30,012 丁Sir ，林Sir ，我像不像？ 1138 00:57:31,387 --> 00:57:32,387 好娇艳呀 1139 00:57:32,387 --> 00:57:33,220 是吗？ 1140 00:57:33,220 --> 00:57:35,803 你是处女座的要拿一个象征物呀 1141 00:57:35,803 --> 00:57:37,387 就这样拿着？ 1142 00:57:37,970 --> 00:57:39,470 丁Sir ，裤子很紧呀 1143 00:57:39,470 --> 00:57:40,637 不要紧，捱一会吧 1144 00:57:40,637 --> 00:57:41,928 怎么做得那么紧？ 1145 00:57:41,928 --> 00:57:44,053 学生来了，我们活泼点 1146 00:57:44,053 --> 00:57:45,303 学生会喜欢的 1147 00:57:45,678 --> 00:57:47,220 参加天文学会 1148 00:57:48,012 --> 00:57:49,637 你不会后悔 1149 00:57:50,762 --> 00:57:52,220 参加天文学会 1150 00:57:52,678 --> 00:57:54,095 你不会后悔 1151 00:57:54,095 --> 00:57:55,262 不行的丁Sir 1152 00:57:55,970 --> 00:57:56,887 星星真好看 1153 00:57:56,887 --> 00:57:59,970 数星星，亮晶晶 1154 00:58:01,220 --> 00:58:03,720 我们就是双子星 1155 00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:05,845 看星座好不好？ 1156 00:58:05,845 --> 00:58:09,762 参加天文学会，你不会后悔 1157 00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:16,262 李老师，我们的 A 计划做得也不错呀 1158 00:58:16,262 --> 00:58:16,887 是吗？ 1159 00:58:16,970 --> 00:58:17,803 是吗？ 1160 00:58:18,012 --> 00:58:19,720 是... 1161 00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:21,470 起码有学生认识我们天文学会 1162 00:58:21,470 --> 00:58:22,387 还有我发觉 1163 00:58:22,387 --> 00:58:24,053 有学生对天文学会的反应很大呀 1164 00:58:24,053 --> 00:58:25,470 是呀... 1165 00:58:25,887 --> 00:58:28,095 丁Sir ，我们进行 B 计划好吗？ 1166 00:58:28,095 --> 00:58:29,303 B 计划？ 1167 00:58:29,970 --> 00:58:31,095 林Sir 1168 00:58:31,928 --> 00:58:32,720 温习吗？ 1169 00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:33,345 是呀 1170 00:58:33,345 --> 00:58:34,470 坐直身子 1171 00:58:35,470 --> 00:58:36,803 年青人 1172 00:58:38,095 --> 00:58:40,345 干嘛？我好看吗？ 1173 00:58:40,345 --> 00:58:42,512 好看真的？有多好看？ 1174 00:58:42,512 --> 00:58:43,137 很好看 1175 00:58:43,137 --> 00:58:44,470 很好看吗？ 1176 00:58:44,928 --> 00:58:46,470 这就对了，真是的 1177 00:58:47,262 --> 00:58:49,345 参加天文学会行不行？ 1178 00:58:50,012 --> 00:58:50,803 不行 1179 00:58:50,803 --> 00:58:52,012 为什么不行？ 1180 00:58:52,012 --> 00:58:53,262 很不行 1181 00:58:53,845 --> 00:58:56,928 拿着篮球的同学，你丢了东西 1182 00:58:57,553 --> 00:58:58,887 丁Sir ，这不是我的 1183 00:58:58,887 --> 00:59:00,220 是吗？我看看 1184 00:59:00,220 --> 00:59:04,137 星期五，星座神话茶聚 1185 00:59:04,137 --> 00:59:06,428 有这种事？好像有东西吃的 1186 00:59:06,428 --> 00:59:08,678 不如你也来吧，我想我也去 1187 00:59:08,678 --> 00:59:09,678 好不好？好的... 1188 00:59:09,678 --> 00:59:12,095 下次小心点别丢东西了 1189 00:59:12,095 --> 00:59:15,095 这位同学，你又丢了东西 1190 00:59:16,637 --> 00:59:19,303 星座与神话茶聚哩 1191 00:59:19,303 --> 00:59:21,845 这么便宜的东西我也去呀 1192 00:59:21,845 --> 00:59:23,720 星期五，记得去呀 1193 00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:25,345 这位同学，你又丢了东西呀 1194 00:59:25,345 --> 00:59:28,553 星期五放学后在礼堂有一个茶聚 1195 00:59:30,012 --> 00:59:31,387 参加天文学会吧 1196 00:59:31,387 --> 00:59:33,387 星期五放学在礼堂 1197 00:59:33,387 --> 00:59:35,887 有一个叫星座与神话的茶聚 1198 00:59:35,887 --> 00:59:37,762 参加天文学会吧 1199 00:59:38,095 --> 00:59:39,887 参加天文学会吧 1200 00:59:42,970 --> 00:59:47,553 李老师，学生好像挺喜欢我们这个计划 1201 00:59:47,553 --> 00:59:48,512 都算啦 1202 00:59:48,512 --> 00:59:49,720 不如... 1203 00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:51,262 不如去庆功吧？ 1204 00:59:51,262 --> 00:59:53,053 对！不如去我家庆功吧 1205 00:59:53,053 --> 00:59:56,553 今晚来我家吃饭好不好？ 1206 00:59:56,553 --> 00:59:57,887 好！ 1207 00:59:57,887 --> 00:59:59,762 好！那么你去买菜 1208 01:00:01,678 --> 01:00:02,637 那走吧 1209 01:00:02,637 --> 01:00:03,678 那好吧 1210 01:00:04,345 --> 01:00:05,928 去那里买菜 1211 01:00:06,178 --> 01:00:07,053 去药房 1212 01:00:07,345 --> 01:00:08,553 这里 1213 01:00:08,553 --> 01:00:10,595 一二三真行 1214 01:00:10,595 --> 01:00:11,387 打他 1215 01:00:11,387 --> 01:00:12,512 还给你 1216 01:00:12,762 --> 01:00:14,137 谢谢你呀还给你 1217 01:00:14,137 --> 01:00:15,137 六 1218 01:00:15,845 --> 01:00:18,762 一二三四五六 1219 01:00:22,678 --> 01:00:23,553 对不起 1220 01:00:23,553 --> 01:00:24,678 活该呀你 1221 01:00:25,345 --> 01:00:27,053 对不起呀，真是的！ 1222 01:00:28,928 --> 01:00:30,762 有人这么倒霉！ 1223 01:00:30,762 --> 01:00:32,178 你不要玩了 1224 01:00:32,178 --> 01:00:33,595 时间刚刚好 1225 01:00:33,595 --> 01:00:35,303 煮饭吧... 1226 01:00:37,595 --> 01:00:39,137 我们继续... 1227 01:00:42,803 --> 01:00:45,887 我什么时候都说我儿子好棒 1228 01:00:45,887 --> 01:00:48,137 我们帮林Sir 煮饭好不好？ 1229 01:00:48,137 --> 01:00:49,970 煮？不要...千万不要 1230 01:00:49,970 --> 01:00:52,303 他喜欢自己一个人煮饭的，千万不要 1231 01:01:04,345 --> 01:01:05,387 他平时不是这样子的 1232 01:01:05,387 --> 01:01:07,095 你来了之后才这么开心 1233 01:01:07,095 --> 01:01:09,595 来...菜来了... 1234 01:01:09,720 --> 01:01:12,178 先介绍菜式... 1235 01:01:12,178 --> 01:01:14,970 这个，有点蒜蓉，见到吗？ 1236 01:01:14,970 --> 01:01:17,220 不是随便买现成的倒下去的 1237 01:01:19,470 --> 01:01:21,095 是一颗颗切出来的 1238 01:01:21,095 --> 01:01:22,553 味道挺好的，好香 1239 01:01:23,262 --> 01:01:24,512 来一块！ 1240 01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:26,053 吃不吃鸡？ 1241 01:01:26,303 --> 01:01:28,553 这鸡跟普通的鸡不同 1242 01:01:28,762 --> 01:01:30,970 这是非洲鸡，味道真好 1243 01:01:31,220 --> 01:01:32,887 非洲鸡乖儿子 1244 01:01:32,887 --> 01:01:34,345 再夹... 1245 01:01:34,595 --> 01:01:35,553 吃呀！ 1246 01:01:35,887 --> 01:01:37,220 这些... 1247 01:01:37,303 --> 01:01:39,053 他平时吃很多的 1248 01:01:39,053 --> 01:01:41,553 说起来你两个真有点相像 1249 01:01:41,553 --> 01:01:42,762 不是吧？ 1250 01:01:42,762 --> 01:01:45,845 多仔小时候就像你这个样子了 1251 01:01:46,428 --> 01:01:49,387 多仔，别这么木纳，给姐姐讲个笑话 1252 01:01:49,387 --> 01:01:53,303 有个人在看东西，有只狗咬他 1253 01:01:55,845 --> 01:01:57,220 是不是很可笑？ 1254 01:01:57,637 --> 01:02:00,095 多仔饱得呆了！真是的 1255 01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:05,637 你坐在这儿好久了？ 1256 01:02:05,637 --> 01:02:07,887 吃完了！洗碗吧... 1257 01:02:07,887 --> 01:02:09,012 我来帮忙 1258 01:02:09,012 --> 01:02:10,762 不用了...千万不要 1259 01:02:10,762 --> 01:02:12,012 他喜欢自己一个人洗碗的 1260 01:02:12,012 --> 01:02:13,512 不要... 让我来吧 1261 01:02:13,512 --> 01:02:16,095 行了...我帮他收拾就行了 1262 01:02:19,595 --> 01:02:24,012 你今天煮的菜好像没昨天的好吃 1263 01:02:24,012 --> 01:02:25,637 可能要多煮一个人的菜 1264 01:02:25,637 --> 01:02:27,887 所以就煮得不好了 1265 01:02:28,845 --> 01:02:31,720 多仔喜不喜欢那个姐姐做你妈咪？ 1266 01:02:32,928 --> 01:02:37,845 我学校的老师常常说要见家长 1267 01:02:37,845 --> 01:02:42,428 但是爸爸常常说没空 1268 01:02:42,428 --> 01:02:44,303 爸爸没空有原因嘛 1269 01:02:44,303 --> 01:02:46,262 多仔... 1270 01:02:46,678 --> 01:02:47,928 快去睡觉吧 1271 01:02:47,928 --> 01:02:50,262 别妨碍林伯伯在洗碗，走吧 1272 01:02:56,012 --> 01:03:00,220 老鼠走进洞里找妈妈 1273 01:03:00,220 --> 01:03:04,553 但找来找去也找不到，牠很害怕 1274 01:03:04,553 --> 01:03:09,428 不知怎办，于是求救 1275 01:03:10,345 --> 01:03:12,470 继续讲，继续... 1276 01:03:12,470 --> 01:03:14,553 这一段我没听过，继续讲 1277 01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:26,428 原来是牠的妈咪，牠好开心的跳呀跳 1278 01:03:46,887 --> 01:03:48,387 他睡着了 1279 01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:56,845 李老师，我听完你这一个故事之后 1280 01:03:56,845 --> 01:04:00,470 我总是觉得非常感触 1281 01:04:00,470 --> 01:04:03,220 这故事十分感动我 1282 01:04:03,303 --> 01:04:07,762 我觉得自己是故事里白色的小老鼠 1283 01:04:07,762 --> 01:04:10,553 而你是那只大笨猫 1284 01:04:10,553 --> 01:04:13,053 多仔是那个洞 1285 01:04:13,553 --> 01:04:17,262 我觉得这故事不该就此完结 1286 01:04:17,262 --> 01:04:21,137 应该继续发展下去，应可以更完美 1287 01:04:21,137 --> 01:04:23,053 我们三个就是... 1288 01:04:23,053 --> 01:04:25,470 三位一体那样子 1289 01:04:26,553 --> 01:04:28,887 你觉得多仔怎么样？ 1290 01:04:29,053 --> 01:04:29,928 我觉得多仔... 1291 01:04:29,928 --> 01:04:33,595 我觉得多仔好聪明，人又可爱 1292 01:04:33,595 --> 01:04:38,387 白白的，整天跳来跳去，逗得你好开心 1293 01:04:38,762 --> 01:04:40,637 你觉得我怎么样？ 1294 01:04:43,512 --> 01:04:47,345 王Sir ，我不知道是我太敏感 1295 01:04:47,345 --> 01:04:50,512 抑或是我误会了 1296 01:04:50,512 --> 01:04:54,012 但看你那么直接，我就... 1297 01:04:54,012 --> 01:04:56,553 不如给你讲清楚 1298 01:04:58,970 --> 01:04:59,803 其实我觉得 1299 01:04:59,803 --> 01:05:03,387 如果你找一个跟你年纪相若的人会... 1300 01:05:03,387 --> 01:05:05,595 适合你多些 1301 01:05:06,345 --> 01:05:08,345 我想你误会了李老师 1302 01:05:09,970 --> 01:05:11,345 我看你从外国回来 1303 01:05:11,345 --> 01:05:13,387 我想你会认识不少菲佣 1304 01:05:13,928 --> 01:05:15,387 打算让你介绍一个菲佣 1305 01:05:15,387 --> 01:05:17,428 给我来照顾多仔的 1306 01:05:18,803 --> 01:05:20,553 我给你找找吧 1307 01:05:20,553 --> 01:05:21,637 谢谢 1308 01:05:22,678 --> 01:05:24,262 很晚了，我先走了 1309 01:05:24,262 --> 01:05:25,303 不送 1310 01:05:27,303 --> 01:05:27,887 拜拜 1311 01:05:27,887 --> 01:05:28,678 再见 1312 01:06:50,887 --> 01:06:54,262 林Sir ，超级市场说你中了头奖呀 1313 01:07:11,803 --> 01:07:13,262 怎么分呀？ 1314 01:07:14,220 --> 01:07:16,470 我的不就是你的嘛 1315 01:07:17,553 --> 01:07:20,137 恭喜... 1316 01:07:32,678 --> 01:07:41,512 雪柜、避孕套、电视最紧要 1317 01:07:43,012 --> 01:07:44,845 其他东西，不要也罢 1318 01:07:44,845 --> 01:07:47,762 然后我转右，去那边对不对？ 1319 01:07:47,762 --> 01:07:49,387 记紧只得一分钟！ 1320 01:07:49,970 --> 01:07:50,970 记着帮我拿电视机 1321 01:07:50,970 --> 01:07:52,262 行，行 1322 01:07:52,262 --> 01:07:54,345 还有，音响，最高级那一种 1323 01:07:54,345 --> 01:07:55,012 尽量... 1324 01:07:55,012 --> 01:07:56,303 最重要呀， Discman 呀 1325 01:07:56,303 --> 01:07:57,762 Discman ，好的... 1326 01:07:57,762 --> 01:07:58,803 鲍鱼鲍鱼 1327 01:07:58,803 --> 01:08:00,595 罐头行了 1328 01:08:00,595 --> 01:08:02,928 还有，酒呀，很贵的那种 1329 01:08:02,928 --> 01:08:03,970 什么酒？ 1330 01:08:03,970 --> 01:08:05,345 好贵的那一种，法... 1331 01:08:05,345 --> 01:08:07,095 法国红酒 1332 01:08:08,887 --> 01:08:10,553 帮我拿橡皮糖 1333 01:08:10,553 --> 01:08:12,303 一打，好的 1334 01:08:13,012 --> 01:08:14,678 随便好了，不用了 1335 01:08:14,678 --> 01:08:15,887 不用了？ 1336 01:08:15,887 --> 01:08:16,845 那么... 1337 01:08:16,845 --> 01:08:18,137 那开始了 1338 01:08:18,553 --> 01:08:22,512 跑，快跑...上面拿，上面拿... 1339 01:08:22,970 --> 01:08:26,470 酒，拿电视机...搬电视机 1340 01:08:26,637 --> 01:08:29,928 HiFi...搬呀...快点搬... 1341 01:08:50,345 --> 01:08:52,220 这位林先生起步真是势如破竹 1342 01:08:52,220 --> 01:08:54,178 不知道有否后劲呢？我们等着瞧好了 1343 01:08:59,345 --> 01:09:01,887 林先生好像正向一个好重要的目标进发 1344 01:09:01,887 --> 01:09:03,887 走那么快，小心绊倒呀 1345 01:09:04,512 --> 01:09:06,137 没有遥控的 1346 01:09:07,887 --> 01:09:10,678 别那么心急，红色牌不能拿的 1347 01:09:10,678 --> 01:09:11,428 先拿着吧 1348 01:09:11,428 --> 01:09:12,845 到那边拿绿色的嘛，快点 1349 01:09:12,845 --> 01:09:14,595 那么你先帮我拿着吧，谢谢 1350 01:09:14,803 --> 01:09:17,803 电视机... 1351 01:09:17,803 --> 01:09:19,803 为什么不取呀！电视机！ 1352 01:09:30,053 --> 01:09:31,470 你还看？帮忙吧 1353 01:09:44,637 --> 01:09:46,845 冷气机... 1354 01:09:54,303 --> 01:09:57,595 林先生眼神优柔寡断缺乏主见 1355 01:09:57,595 --> 01:09:58,887 我奉劝各位女士 1356 01:09:58,887 --> 01:10:01,887 找老公千万别找这种人 1357 01:10:08,178 --> 01:10:10,387 林先生... 1358 01:10:10,887 --> 01:10:12,637 林先生像傻了一样 1359 01:10:14,345 --> 01:10:16,220 只剩二十秒而已 1360 01:10:16,512 --> 01:10:19,428 这种人不死也没用，玩完了！ 1361 01:10:19,428 --> 01:10:20,803 去死吧！ 1362 01:11:15,678 --> 01:11:18,262 来不及了，四眼仔你认输了吧！ 1363 01:11:22,428 --> 01:11:26,012 如果拿到电视机更好 1364 01:11:33,762 --> 01:11:35,928 拿不到电视机呀！ 1365 01:11:49,803 --> 01:11:50,720 你给她吧 1366 01:11:51,303 --> 01:11:52,595 你给她吧 1367 01:11:52,595 --> 01:11:55,095 我一定赢你，但我现在退出 1368 01:11:55,345 --> 01:11:56,553 你拿去！ 1369 01:11:57,720 --> 01:12:00,053 你看看她的样子，那会适合我呢？ 1370 01:12:00,053 --> 01:12:02,428 这些女孩子适合你嘛 1371 01:12:02,428 --> 01:12:03,887 我认真的！ 1372 01:12:03,887 --> 01:12:05,470 多仔要见家长 1373 01:12:08,345 --> 01:12:09,178 现在几点呀 1374 01:12:09,178 --> 01:12:10,345 时间到了！ 1375 01:12:21,137 --> 01:12:24,470 小姐，我是王多的爸爸 1376 01:12:24,470 --> 01:12:25,887 伍老师叫我来的 1377 01:12:25,887 --> 01:12:27,803 伍老师走开了，你等她一下吧 1378 01:12:27,803 --> 01:12:29,053 这样子 1379 01:12:29,637 --> 01:12:31,428 洗手间在那儿？ 1380 01:12:31,595 --> 01:12:32,720 洗手间在里面 1381 01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:33,470 谢谢 1382 01:12:53,803 --> 01:12:54,512 嗨 1383 01:12:54,637 --> 01:12:55,512 嗨 1384 01:12:56,095 --> 01:12:57,303 你带多仔来厕所？ 1385 01:12:57,303 --> 01:12:58,262 是呀 1386 01:12:58,928 --> 01:13:00,762 你自己来嘛，多仔 1387 01:13:00,762 --> 01:13:02,553 怎可以麻烦老师呢？ 1388 01:13:02,553 --> 01:13:03,553 行不行呀？ 1389 01:13:03,553 --> 01:13:05,512 他行的，他在家里也是自己搞定的 1390 01:13:05,512 --> 01:13:06,595 是吗？ 1391 01:13:07,137 --> 01:13:09,137 伍老师，不知道多仔 1392 01:13:09,137 --> 01:13:11,762 是不是在学校有什么顽皮的... 1393 01:13:11,762 --> 01:13:13,428 所以要见家长呀？ 1394 01:13:13,428 --> 01:13:16,845 他不算顽皮，但我觉得他太倚赖了 1395 01:13:16,845 --> 01:13:19,470 有时候他吃饭要老师喂 1396 01:13:19,470 --> 01:13:21,637 去洗手间要人家陪他 1397 01:13:21,637 --> 01:13:24,012 我不知道他在家是否一样 1398 01:13:24,220 --> 01:13:26,720 那倒不是，在家他什么都自己做 1399 01:13:26,720 --> 01:13:28,845 有时候还弄东西给我吃哩 1400 01:13:28,845 --> 01:13:29,470 是吗？ 1401 01:13:29,470 --> 01:13:30,178 是呀 1402 01:13:30,220 --> 01:13:34,053 还有，他常常在学校叫我做妈妈 1403 01:13:34,053 --> 01:13:37,512 我不知道是否... 1404 01:13:37,512 --> 01:13:40,303 在家是否由你太太照顾他的？ 1405 01:13:40,303 --> 01:13:42,928 我太太去世多年了 1406 01:13:42,928 --> 01:13:43,720 对不起 1407 01:13:43,720 --> 01:13:44,970 不要紧... 1408 01:13:44,970 --> 01:13:47,053 也许我该多抽时间陪陪他 1409 01:13:47,053 --> 01:13:49,220 也许该找人陪陪他 1410 01:13:49,220 --> 01:13:51,637 也许该再婚 1411 01:13:52,470 --> 01:13:55,345 这样吧，三个星期之后 1412 01:13:55,345 --> 01:13:56,553 我们大家再见见面 1413 01:13:56,553 --> 01:13:57,803 看看有没有改善好吗？ 1414 01:13:57,803 --> 01:13:58,595 好的... 1415 01:13:58,595 --> 01:14:00,220 好吗？好的... 1416 01:14:01,178 --> 01:14:02,803 你撒尿撒满地了！ 1417 01:14:02,803 --> 01:14:04,928 行了没有？撒完尿就穿好裤子 1418 01:14:04,928 --> 01:14:05,845 爸爸抱 1419 01:14:05,845 --> 01:14:08,470 不，我要妈咪抱 1420 01:14:09,345 --> 01:14:11,345 不要紧，我来抱 1421 01:14:11,845 --> 01:14:12,553 谢谢你伍老师 1422 01:14:12,553 --> 01:14:13,345 不客气 1423 01:14:13,345 --> 01:14:14,428 出去了 1424 01:14:38,553 --> 01:14:39,887 只要学生肯来 1425 01:14:39,887 --> 01:14:42,512 我一定会引起他们看星的兴趣 1426 01:14:46,137 --> 01:14:49,553 李老师，我失陪一会，我去洗手间 1427 01:15:08,345 --> 01:15:09,553 林Sir 1428 01:15:24,928 --> 01:15:26,053 你有没有兴趣？ 1429 01:15:26,053 --> 01:15:28,137 什么？在这儿？ 1430 01:15:28,178 --> 01:15:31,220 不！有没有兴趣参加天文学会看星呀 1431 01:15:31,220 --> 01:15:32,220 看星？ 1432 01:15:32,220 --> 01:15:33,595 我自小体弱多病 1433 01:15:33,595 --> 01:15:36,095 经常满天星的了 1434 01:15:37,428 --> 01:15:40,512 我很想同学来参加呀 1435 01:15:41,053 --> 01:15:44,512 林Sir ... 1436 01:15:44,512 --> 01:15:45,803 干嘛？ 1437 01:15:46,595 --> 01:15:49,095 阿辉，帮我个忙好不好？ 1438 01:15:49,095 --> 01:15:51,678 林Sir 叫的，我不会不支持的 1439 01:15:51,678 --> 01:15:53,595 我把朋友都带来行不行？ 1440 01:15:53,595 --> 01:15:55,928 行！求之不得哩 1441 01:15:56,262 --> 01:15:57,970 阿辉，就这样说定了！ 1442 01:15:57,970 --> 01:15:58,970 谢谢你呀 1443 01:15:58,970 --> 01:16:00,303 不客气 1444 01:16:01,928 --> 01:16:04,345 快点，上课了，别弄那么久了 1445 01:16:04,345 --> 01:16:05,053 好的 1446 01:16:18,678 --> 01:16:21,428 我真不及得上你！有那么多女同学 1447 01:16:21,428 --> 01:16:22,428 丁Sir 1448 01:16:22,553 --> 01:16:23,470 有这么多同学来呀？ 1449 01:16:23,470 --> 01:16:24,303 是呀 1450 01:16:26,595 --> 01:16:28,220 丁Sir ，我们开始好不好？ 1451 01:16:28,220 --> 01:16:29,095 好的 1452 01:16:34,137 --> 01:16:36,387 胖子，这一边 1453 01:17:11,928 --> 01:17:13,845 好漂亮啊 1454 01:17:26,428 --> 01:17:29,553 我们现在看见的是秋季晚上的星空 1455 01:17:36,970 --> 01:17:40,595 在秋季的星空里，我们有几条鱼 1456 01:17:40,595 --> 01:17:44,678 有双鱼座，南鱼座和鲸鱼座 1457 01:17:44,678 --> 01:17:47,220 大家试试找出这几条鱼吧 1458 01:17:52,345 --> 01:17:53,928 星星好漂亮呀！ 1459 01:17:53,928 --> 01:17:55,678 星星在转呀！ 1460 01:17:56,928 --> 01:17:59,637 这些星在日间一直都存在 1461 01:17:59,637 --> 01:18:03,178 只不过太阳太亮我们才看不到 1462 01:18:26,012 --> 01:18:27,762 星星有什么好看？ 1463 01:18:29,845 --> 01:18:31,928 星星有什么不好看呢？ 1464 01:18:39,053 --> 01:18:42,012 当你见到天上星星 1465 01:18:42,012 --> 01:18:43,887 可有想起我 1466 01:18:44,303 --> 01:18:47,012 可有记得当年我的脸 1467 01:18:47,470 --> 01:18:50,762 曾为你更比星星笑得多 1468 01:18:51,095 --> 01:18:54,053 我像那银河星星 1469 01:18:54,428 --> 01:18:56,845 让你默默爱过 1470 01:18:57,345 --> 01:19:00,262 更让那悠悠光辉 1471 01:19:00,428 --> 01:19:02,345 为你解痛楚 1472 01:19:07,137 --> 01:19:08,678 在下个星期五晚 1473 01:19:08,678 --> 01:19:11,803 香港会出现十年才一次的月全蚀 1474 01:19:11,803 --> 01:19:14,970 我希望各位同学都来参加 1475 01:19:14,970 --> 01:19:16,428 你来不来？ 1476 01:19:18,928 --> 01:19:20,095 那么巧！ 1477 01:19:20,970 --> 01:19:22,053 什么事？ 1478 01:19:23,012 --> 01:19:24,470 那天我要走了 1479 01:19:57,970 --> 01:19:59,012 贺尔蒙分泌 1480 01:19:59,012 --> 01:20:02,512 令男女双方产生异性相吸现象 1481 01:20:03,220 --> 01:20:07,095 男性方面较偏向左路 1482 01:20:07,762 --> 01:20:11,012 故在感情处理方面比较理智 1483 01:20:12,012 --> 01:20:13,428 念英国文学 1484 01:20:13,428 --> 01:20:16,887 "Romeo and Juliet" 这本书是一定要看的 1485 01:20:16,887 --> 01:20:19,220 除了莎士比亚的文采外 1486 01:20:19,262 --> 01:20:23,845 敢爱敢恨的男女主角是值得我们学习的 1487 01:20:37,637 --> 01:20:39,678 李老师，我送点礼物给你 1488 01:20:39,678 --> 01:20:40,720 谢谢 1489 01:20:41,553 --> 01:20:44,095 李老师，你在美国念完书 1490 01:20:44,095 --> 01:20:45,137 记得回来探我们 1491 01:20:45,137 --> 01:20:46,053 一定 1492 01:20:46,428 --> 01:20:47,428 各位老师 1493 01:20:47,428 --> 01:20:50,303 很谢谢你们几星期以来的照顾 1494 01:20:50,303 --> 01:20:52,095 不要客气 1495 01:20:52,095 --> 01:20:53,887 最好你可以照顾我们啦 1496 01:20:55,553 --> 01:20:56,553 什么时间的飞机？ 1497 01:20:56,553 --> 01:20:57,678 十点 1498 01:20:58,220 --> 01:21:00,303 那刚好是月全蚀那一刻 1499 01:21:00,303 --> 01:21:03,512 但我会陪天文学会到最后一分钟 1500 01:21:15,012 --> 01:21:17,303 那边的同学似乎看到了 1501 01:21:17,845 --> 01:21:20,387 你们都很棒呀！不需要我也弄到了 1502 01:21:20,387 --> 01:21:22,220 行了，继续吧 1503 01:21:22,678 --> 01:21:23,928 丁Sir ，我看不见呀 1504 01:21:23,928 --> 01:21:25,970 当然看不见啦！有点问题 1505 01:21:25,970 --> 01:21:27,845 因为你还没开这个盖子 1506 01:21:27,845 --> 01:21:29,262 所以什么也看不见 1507 01:21:29,262 --> 01:21:31,720 开了之后还要调校 1508 01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:32,762 行了没有？ 1509 01:21:32,762 --> 01:21:33,928 快好了 1510 01:21:33,928 --> 01:21:35,428 丁Sir ，你懂得看吗？ 1511 01:21:35,428 --> 01:21:36,387 懂不懂得看？ 1512 01:21:36,387 --> 01:21:37,012 丁Sir 1513 01:21:37,012 --> 01:21:39,512 月全蚀到底是什么现象呀？ 1514 01:21:40,012 --> 01:21:44,053 李老师...我... 1515 01:21:45,928 --> 01:21:47,803 有些事情想跟你说 1516 01:21:49,095 --> 01:21:52,970 我买了一包巧克力，好想送给你 1517 01:21:53,637 --> 01:21:58,053 李老师，你听我说... 1518 01:21:58,637 --> 01:22:00,678 在学校见你那么久 1519 01:22:00,678 --> 01:22:03,470 我有件事好想对你说 1520 01:22:03,470 --> 01:22:05,345 李老师... 1521 01:22:05,428 --> 01:22:07,303 李老师，你听我说，那包巧克力... 1522 01:22:07,303 --> 01:22:09,720 李老师，那包巧克力其实... 1523 01:22:32,845 --> 01:22:34,720 如果你对看星有兴趣 1524 01:22:34,720 --> 01:22:36,845 我们会多安排来这儿 1525 01:22:36,845 --> 01:22:39,387 但现在同学暂时不多 1526 01:22:39,387 --> 01:22:41,970 如果你肯帮忙，最好帮我们宣传一下 1527 01:22:41,970 --> 01:22:43,137 丁Sir 1528 01:22:43,137 --> 01:22:43,720 什么？ 1529 01:22:43,720 --> 01:22:45,095 李老师呢？ 1530 01:22:45,095 --> 01:22:48,012 李老师她刚乘火车走了 1531 01:22:48,012 --> 01:22:48,928 什么？ 1532 01:22:48,928 --> 01:22:50,678 刚刚才走的 1533 01:22:50,762 --> 01:22:54,303 林Sir ，你也来看吧，上面好美呀 1534 01:22:54,303 --> 01:22:55,220 有什么好看的？ 1535 01:22:55,220 --> 01:22:57,762 天上的星星好漂亮呀 1536 01:22:57,762 --> 01:23:00,345 对呀...林Sir ，你看看 1537 01:23:00,595 --> 01:23:02,428 好漂亮的！是真的！ 1538 01:23:04,012 --> 01:23:05,345 对不对？ 1539 01:23:11,470 --> 01:23:14,303 林Sir ，月亮在上面呀 1540 01:23:14,303 --> 01:23:15,303 下面呀！ 1541 01:23:15,303 --> 01:23:16,845 她在下面呀！ 1542 01:25:17,178 --> 01:25:20,137 你好像误了看月食的机会 1543 01:25:21,262 --> 01:25:22,928 你误了航班 1544 01:25:31,303 --> 01:25:32,637 这个送给你 1545 01:25:49,928 --> 01:25:51,803 我不能留下的 1546 01:25:55,845 --> 01:25:57,553 再见了，李老师 1547 01:25:59,928 --> 01:26:01,678 再见，林Sir 1548 01:26:15,845 --> 01:26:17,303 保重了，李老师 1549 01:26:19,137 --> 01:26:20,803 保重了，林Sir 1550 01:26:43,012 --> 01:26:46,053 这个就是 Fin eyeform ，即针眼色 1551 01:26:47,970 --> 01:26:49,887 怎么了？还有什么不明白？ 1552 01:26:50,887 --> 01:26:53,678 那么那朵花的 long style 1553 01:26:53,678 --> 01:26:54,470 我有点不明白 1554 01:26:54,470 --> 01:26:56,720 这问题问得非常之好 1555 01:26:57,720 --> 01:27:00,762 这朵花刚才上课时讲过一次了 1556 01:27:02,095 --> 01:27:03,137 不经不觉 1557 01:27:03,137 --> 01:27:05,595 我已经在这学校教了四年 1558 01:27:05,595 --> 01:27:06,845 在这四年里 1559 01:27:06,845 --> 01:27:09,345 见很多人进来，很多人离开 1560 01:27:09,345 --> 01:27:12,220 当然令我最印象深刻的是李老师 1561 01:27:12,220 --> 01:27:14,928 因为她令我明白到一样东西 1562 01:27:14,928 --> 01:27:18,387 我终于明白学校的钟声有什么用处！ 1563 01:27:18,387 --> 01:27:19,928 钟声不是提醒我们 1564 01:27:19,928 --> 01:27:23,262 什么时候上课、下课、小息 1565 01:27:23,262 --> 01:27:28,720 而每一次钟声，正提醒我们是一个老师 1566 01:27:28,970 --> 01:27:32,012 我的现任是教好每一个学生 1567 01:27:32,053 --> 01:27:37,303 F1D 陈俊明 1568 01:27:37,720 --> 01:27:39,303 应该再写些什么？ 1569 01:27:39,303 --> 01:27:40,345 「仆街仔」呀 1570 01:27:40,345 --> 01:27:41,637 好呀... 1571 01:27:42,970 --> 01:27:46,220 「仆街仔」写快点 1572 01:27:48,345 --> 01:27:49,428 快点 1573 01:27:52,845 --> 01:27:54,512 林Sir 林Sir 1574 01:27:59,178 --> 01:28:00,720 你有没有毛病？ 1575 01:28:00,720 --> 01:28:02,970 我们以后不敢了 1576 01:28:02,970 --> 01:28:05,720 不是敢不敢，你有没有毛病？ 1577 01:28:05,720 --> 01:28:06,595 谁写的？ 1578 01:28:06,595 --> 01:28:07,845 我写的 1579 01:28:08,012 --> 01:28:09,470 给我念一次 1580 01:28:09,678 --> 01:28:12,720 「F1D 陈俊明仆街仔」 1581 01:28:12,720 --> 01:28:14,470 我念给你听 1582 01:28:14,928 --> 01:28:17,137 「F1D 陈俊明...」 1583 01:28:17,595 --> 01:28:18,637 「扑街仔」 1584 01:28:18,637 --> 01:28:20,220 这是个「扑」字！ 1585 01:28:20,762 --> 01:28:24,678 这才是「扑」，用手是扑，从手部 1586 01:28:24,678 --> 01:28:26,595 「仆」字是什么部首的？ 1587 01:28:28,803 --> 01:28:30,303 怎样才会仆倒？ 1588 01:28:30,303 --> 01:28:31,678 摊在地上会不会仆倒？ 1589 01:28:31,678 --> 01:28:32,595 不会 1590 01:28:32,595 --> 01:28:34,553 怎样才会仆倒？你说 1591 01:28:35,095 --> 01:28:36,220 你说，你答 1592 01:28:36,220 --> 01:28:39,512 起码一个人站着或逛街才会仆倒 1593 01:28:39,512 --> 01:28:41,053 就是啦！ 1594 01:28:41,553 --> 01:28:43,720 怎么写？应该从那一个部首？ 1595 01:28:44,178 --> 01:28:45,928 人字部 1596 01:28:46,137 --> 01:28:48,220 你干嘛？你还写？ 1597 01:28:48,387 --> 01:28:49,887 还不快擦掉？ 1598 01:28:53,553 --> 01:28:55,012 用心念书呀 1599 01:28:55,012 --> 01:28:56,678 长大了做老师呀，知道吗？ 1600 01:29:00,595 --> 01:29:02,387 「两年后放暑假前一天」 1601 01:29:04,470 --> 01:29:06,720 陈老师，这椅子是你的 1602 01:29:07,012 --> 01:29:08,095 谢谢 1603 01:29:12,762 --> 01:29:14,137 去那儿呀你？ 1604 01:29:15,387 --> 01:29:17,428 陈老师，这个都是你的 1605 01:29:18,553 --> 01:29:19,595 谢谢 1606 01:29:20,845 --> 01:29:23,553 陈老师，你弹弹吧，看它灵不灵光 1607 01:29:23,553 --> 01:29:25,470 她唱歌给我听呀！ 1608 01:29:25,470 --> 01:29:26,220 好的... 1609 01:29:26,220 --> 01:29:27,637 不要唱... 1610 01:29:28,595 --> 01:29:31,678 陈老师，这是我问你借用的，还给你 1611 01:29:31,678 --> 01:29:33,553 你记住打蜡的时候别放东西在地下 1612 01:29:33,553 --> 01:29:34,762 要不然会弄脏了 1613 01:29:34,762 --> 01:29:36,345 放在桌面呀，知道吗？ 1614 01:29:36,345 --> 01:29:37,345 知道了 1615 01:29:37,345 --> 01:29:38,637 记住呀 1616 01:29:40,678 --> 01:29:42,512 这不是她的，是我的 1617 01:29:42,512 --> 01:29:43,303 是你的 1618 01:29:43,303 --> 01:29:44,428 这是我的 1619 01:29:44,887 --> 01:29:47,720 陈老师，还有，上次小息我肚子饿 1620 01:29:47,720 --> 01:29:51,012 我拿了你的伊面，又不敢吃 1621 01:29:51,012 --> 01:29:52,678 现在还给你 1622 01:29:55,053 --> 01:29:57,387 王Sir ，林Sir ，我先走了 1623 01:29:57,470 --> 01:29:58,637 小心呀 1624 01:29:58,637 --> 01:29:59,720 慢走呀 1625 01:29:59,720 --> 01:30:01,137 拿到吗？ 1626 01:30:02,928 --> 01:30:04,970 我生你气，不答你呀 1627 01:30:08,220 --> 01:30:11,845 借你的好东西给我，我先走 1628 01:30:11,845 --> 01:30:13,428 我约了伍姑娘 1629 01:30:18,970 --> 01:30:20,178 林Sir 1630 01:30:20,178 --> 01:30:21,220 什么事？ 1631 01:30:21,928 --> 01:30:23,928 这东西是不是你的？ 1632 01:31:18,137 --> 01:31:20,095 上课不能吃巧克力的 1633 01:31:20,928 --> 01:31:22,595 你罚我好了 106176