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I feel like I'm going to get, like,
protective of you. I'm going to be like,
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don't eat it! Don't do it! Leave!
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This is Hot Ones Versus.
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In front of these contestants is a deck
of deeply personal questions.
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They can either tell the truth... I
thought we were best friends!
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...or suffer the wrath of the last
stand. Oh no!
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Whoever eats the most wings, loses.
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That's a wide-angle lens.
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Okay, so if we don't get one right or
fail to answer, that's the time we use.
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I would say the shape of this one is a
little bit more perplexing. Like, the
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format. I can smell already burning my
nose.
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I was feeling totally fine until this
very moment, and now I'm starting to
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feel a little nervous, doubtful, but
also positive.
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Our new film, The Wrong Girls, is a
fresh update on the stoner comedy.
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Let's see how well you know the beloved
genre.
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I will now read genre.
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Genre?
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Genre. Genre. I will now read plot
descriptions from the back of VHS boxes,
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and you must tell me which movie it's
describing.
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Miss Juan.
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Anita Deathwing.
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After being mistaken for a millionaire
of the same name, A bowler seeks
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restitution for his ruined rug.
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Yeah, it's the dude.
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It's the big dude Lebowski.
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Two best friends set off on an epic
all-night adventure to satisfy their
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cravings for burgers.
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I just went by one of those, and I was
like, dude, fuck, I haven't had that in
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so long.
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And what's that movie called? White
Castle. Wait.
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That's the name of the place, but what's
the movie called?
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Harold and Kumar?
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Yes! Very good.
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Two guys smoke something magical that
helps them ace their college entrance
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exam. No, I don't know.
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You don't know? No.
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How high?
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Okay.
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Do you want to go together?
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I don't have to eat it yet.
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I thought we were best friends.
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I'm definitely going to get things
wrong, so let me just ride this out as
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long as possible.
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You don't have to eat the whole wing.
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Do you think people, like, really, like,
put it on? Like, where they're like...
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Yes. Do you think people lie?
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Do you think these male actors are doing
more than they need to?
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Yes.
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Three friends come up with a series of
crazy things to get a friend. Oh, that's
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kind of crazy, though.
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Oh, no!
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You're all right.
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Wait, you're good with spicy.
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The fact that you said this? You're
good, too. Fuck me!
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Okay, we first worked together on the
2010 film The Runaways, having worked
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together on multiple projects.
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You know, what's my most annoying habit
as a creative asshole?
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What's your most annoying habit? Is
there a correct answer? It's my favorite
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question. I'm like, tell me.
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In what ways am I annoying?
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Like your perseverance for the truth at
all times.
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And even if it's like I'm not answering
honestly anytime, you're like, no, say
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the truth. Say it now.
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I mean, I think you could probably lay
it on me a little bit more, but not for
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here.
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So are you going to make me eat a
chicken wing or no? I think you have to.
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It's crazy.
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Oh, my God.
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I guess this is going to happen anyways.
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They're all the same.
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It's just a piece of chicken.
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Okay. It's weird how dry it is.
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I think it's like TV chicken.
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I don't know how it's so spicy and so
not spicy.
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Oh, no.
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I know. This is why they do a show where
they make people eat chicken.
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And, yeah, it's weird. This room is
weird, but I'm lightheaded.
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Yeah. We're just going to, like, go home
after this?
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Next question. Okay.
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This is a wild card.
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Oh, no.
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Does the milk warm? I'm, like,
shivering.
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Yeah, I'm cold.
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In 2009, High Times dubbed me the
Donette of the Year.
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Let's see if you're on my level when it
comes to...
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Weed knowledge. Both of us will go back
and forth.
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Listing alternative names for marijuana.
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I haven't said that in a long time.
Marijuana? Yeah, that's definitely not
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one I use. First player to draw a blank
must eat a death wing. Fuck, okay.
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Bud.
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Herb.
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Tree. Wowie.
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Green. Chronic.
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You already did herb.
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Fuck.
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Sticky icky.
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Sorry, but you said it.
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Maybe I just won.
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Yeah, I think you just won. Okay.
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Am I supposed to pick another one?
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I would say, honestly, don't do anything
you don't want to do.
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I'm going to do one more for the kids.
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For the children at home.
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You better go see our fucking movie.
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It's the lips.
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My lips are burning.
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But it is kind of crazy there isn't a
female stoner comedy.
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Like, there's Smiley Face, but she's on
her own.
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I mean, I know Dylan saw that there was
a gap in the culture, so that's why she
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wrote it.
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I love this.
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Your tongue is just bigger than it's
ever been.
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Women are important.
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It's important to have women doing
things men do.
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How did you just absorb it all? I'm
still crying.
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Yeah, you're on the other side. I'm
still not. I don't even know if I can
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read this out loud. My tongue stopped
working.
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Friendship test. I'm going to write down
my answer and you have to guess my
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response. Guess wrong.
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Eat a dead wing.
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Having appeared on one of the most
beloved sitcoms. Having a period?
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What's happening? Having a period on one
of the most beloved sitcoms in
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television history.
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Fans are constantly yelling Arrested
Development quotes at me in public.
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However, what is my personal favorite
Arrested Development quote?
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I didn't write this, just so you know.
Right.
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But they're making it for my POV.
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They don't know what the fuck I do. I
understand.
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They don't know what my life's like.
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What is my favorite quote that they say
to me? They know what the fuck I do.
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Dude, I... There's one main one that I
get yelled at all the time.
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Well, you haven't seen all my movies, so
it's okay.
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Oh, babe, I don't know.
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Cute.
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That's a nice thing to do sometimes. And
is it weird? Have you ever been like...
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There's been many moments where I'm
like, it's not the time.
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And they do it, and I have to be like,
what?
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Can I get my coffee? I would walk off
the edge of the earth if you were like
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me. Oh, yeah, definitely.
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No, I love my fans.
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I'll do anything for them.
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Yeah, I guess, like, all actors have
different relationships with filming.
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For a while, it felt like an albatross
where I was just like, this show is a
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fucking show.
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No one will forget about it.
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And now I'm like, I'm so proud of it,
though, because I was like, I wanted
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people to know all the other cool shit I
did. But, no, I'm really proud of it. I
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mean, I learned how to be...
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Really funny at a very young age. Look
at you just answering that like dead
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ass. Yeah.
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I'm fucking funny.
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I learned at a young age. Oh, yeah. Here
we go, Kristen.
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Bing bong. Get on my level.
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The first one was worse. I know they're
the same, but this over here was like.
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Or at least five weeks.
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I like eating in front of all you guys.
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You're fine. Fine. You're not even hot.
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Fucking fine.
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Friendship time.
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I'm going to write down. That one wasn't
hot, dude. I actually feel chipped. Oh,
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my God. What the fuck? I was ready to go
back in.
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I'm going to write down my answer, and
you have to guess my response. Guess
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wrong and eat a death wing.
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Oh, I thought you made that up. No.
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I was just improv-ing on hot bones.
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I know their lingo.
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I own an impressive collection of
vintage T-shirts. What is my most prized
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item in the collection?
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I don't know.
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Are you going to write one down?
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Well, you're not going to know this.
Yeah, I know. This is very, very...
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about my, about me.
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I mean, this isn't the answer, but you
were wearing this shirt.
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I love a dry erase board, though. Yeah,
this is fun.
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This is not even an answer, but I'm
just, this is what... What?
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Aliens in the USA?
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No, what is the shirt you're wearing on
the... Ancient Aliens. Ancient Aliens.
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That was a cool shirt, but that's not
it.
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What is it? What's the answer?
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That's, like, way better.
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It's so boring.
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It's, like, too real.
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The specials. Oh, that's so cute.
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Fuck it.
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I like the specials. This one time I was
here in New York, like, for one of the
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first times, and I bought this T-shirt,
and I was, like, a kid, so I was like,
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oh, my God, I'm so cool now.
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You are cool now. Yeah. You've always
been cool.
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I, you know, really is in the air today.
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All right, here we go. We're going back
in.
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Truth bombs. I don't feel like I'm on
TV. I'm not.
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This is therapy. Yeah. The next question
is going to be, like.
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Do you love your mother or your father
more?
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You love these wings, though. You don't
have to do that. Oh, right. Because
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we're playing a game. Yep.
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Honestly, I was enjoying feeling
something for the first time. You know
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what I mean?
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I was just talking about how I gave
birth without drugs and this is worse,
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honestly.
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I was like, yeah, I'm a badass. And then
I'm like, I don't want to eat another
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chicken wing.
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I thought that one was fine.
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And then it went to my throat.
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While you are an individual with many
talents, I might surprise viewers to
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learn that you are an expert juggler.
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You must now juggle three objects
without dropping any. Fail.
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I need a dead wing.
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I start juggling the wings way too much.
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What the fuck? When the fuck did I say I
was an expert?
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These aren't real. They're not real.
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Fuck. It's been a while, man.
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I'm like, my dexterity, my motor skills,
they are not the greatest right now. You
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got this. We, like, keep eye contact,
too.
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Oh, fuck me. Ah.
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Fuck. Oh,
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yes! That was it. I feel like you did
that. Thank you.
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I mean... You did it. Oh, my God, my
heart.
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You just throw up everywhere. I know.
I'm like, I'm just going to keep one of
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these.
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The next challenge is tough to focus
into termination.
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There are few things as instantly
distracting as a photo of a cute cat.
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A series of cute cat photos will now be
placed on the table in front of us, and
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I will describe them to you.
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If you look down at any of these photos
at any point, you must eat a death wing.
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However, if I am unable to convince you
to look at any of the cat photos, then I
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must eat the death wing. So all I've got
to do is not look at the photo?
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Yeah. That sounds easy.
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Okay, so there are cats.
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They're here, and they're queer.
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And they do actually kind of look like
they might fuck.
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And they have blue eyes. There's like
three of them, so there's four, six.
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There's six blue eyes. Honestly, it's
kind of challenging, but I'm still not
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going to do it. Well, what are you going
to fucking do?
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You're not going to look at it.
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The cats are holding hands.
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Little do they know about my
relationship to cats, I'm like, it's
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okay for me not to look at this photo.
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This cat is actually begging you to look
at it. No.
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To be honest, I don't discriminate.
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It's just that I wouldn't want to hang
out with this cat.
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Oh, okay.
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And I like cats.
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I know, you love cats. I didn't say I
don't like cats. No, you don't.
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But could you not like this? I think
this is a boy kitty.
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He looks like... Oh, I just like...
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But you didn't see it.
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I just try and get you out of everything
all the time. I'm like, you didn't even
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see it. You didn't even see it. Yeah.
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I'm no pussy.
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I've never heard so much, like, ever.
The skin?
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Yeah. Like, we eat together all the
time, and I've never been like, I'm
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like, why do I hear that so much?
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It's tradition around here to put a
little extra on the last wing. You and
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your opponent can add an extra dab to
your final wings now. You and your
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friend can just take some hot sauce and
put it in your butt.
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See how that feels.
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I mean, I don't want to. Dude, isn't she
fucking funny?
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She loves butt jokes.
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Maybe have that little edge right there
because that looks like it sucks.
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You want it this edge or you want it
fresh?
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Hey, give me this.
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For our final challenge, we will draw
portraits of each other.
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Whoever laughed at their opponent's work
must eat a death wing. I'm feeling
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really humorless.
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Yeah, you're not going to laugh.
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You don't feel like laughing at all.
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Okay, we'll have you two stand up real
quick.
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You're crying.
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I can't draw. Like, math and drawing,
both of those things. I can't do
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it.
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So natural.
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She's a natural.
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Okay. What is my visual style?
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Like, surreal, scary cartoons, I like to
say.
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What does your nose look like?
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Where you at? Show me your nose.
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Oh, dude,
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I'm making you look like a hot anime
girl. Really? Oh, my God, fuck. I'm
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writing you a poem.
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Dude.
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Oh, my fucking God. See?
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Try it.
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I'm like, stay in your fucking lane.
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Do your thing.
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I'm actually thrilled to have this.
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What the fuck?
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It's you.
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Oh, man.
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Look how cute you are. I fucking love
you. Did you write me a poem? Oh, my
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God. Come on, read it. Holy shit balls.
I love your ass and your face, and you
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have great hair, which I could never
draw. I wouldn't do you like that, cunt.
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That's so fucking good. I'm keeping this
though. I have to read this. Oh, right.
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That was the rule. We're not supposed to
allow.
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We were yours. That was yours also.
Yeah.
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Cheers, babe. Cheers, dude.
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So loud.
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Just when I was getting comfortable in
my body.
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Let's go back. I would never have done
the pull-on. Literally. I only
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want to do the show with you.
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I want to do everything with you.
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I liked it.
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Yeah, it was pretty good. Did you get on
that last one? Are you feeling it?
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Woo!
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The wrong girls. In theaters, go see it.
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We did this for you.
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There we go! Woo!
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Triple one. Yeah, yeah.
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Really? Dude,
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you directed the shit out of this. Yeah,
I was just doing.
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Do you think these male actors are doing
more than they need to?
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Hey, what's going on, Hot Ones fans?
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You know you can catch me every Thursday
interviewing celebrities over the wings
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of death. But if you're looking for a
little more Scoville-laced action, tune
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in Tuesdays for Hot Ones Versus. It's
the show where celebrities go head-to
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-head. They either tell the truth or
suffer the wrath of the last dab.
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So tune in Tuesdays for a front-row seat
to the fiery fights and celebrity
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clashes. That's Hot Ones Versus,
Tuesdays on First Week Beat. Don't miss
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