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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,095 --> 00:00:11,272 Let's go, Otters! All right. 2 00:00:11,315 --> 00:00:13,274 Okay, run the-- Ooh, Sahai is open. 3 00:00:13,317 --> 00:00:14,884 Sahai is open. 4 00:00:14,927 --> 00:00:16,755 Sahai is wide open! No! 5 00:00:16,799 --> 00:00:18,627 That... [grunts] 6 00:00:18,670 --> 00:00:21,195 Are we winning?We would be if they would pass to Sahai. 7 00:00:21,238 --> 00:00:25,025 Because she's open.She is open, Michelle. 8 00:00:25,068 --> 00:00:28,463 Hey, Addie. Hi, honey. Good job. 9 00:00:28,506 --> 00:00:30,378 Uh, she's the scorekeeper. 10 00:00:30,421 --> 00:00:32,336 I know, but she gets really nervous about it, 11 00:00:32,380 --> 00:00:34,034 so we have to give her a lot of positive feedback. 12 00:00:34,077 --> 00:00:36,036 You're killing this, Addie! 13 00:00:36,079 --> 00:00:39,082 Way to go, scorekeeping! Oh, there's Wade. 14 00:00:39,126 --> 00:00:40,301 Wade. Wade. 15 00:00:40,344 --> 00:00:41,998 Ah, hey.Hey, there. 16 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,434 Ah, excuse me. Sorry. 17 00:00:43,478 --> 00:00:45,219 Ah, squeeze in, squeeze in. Hey, hey. 18 00:00:45,262 --> 00:00:48,091 Sorry. Sorry I'm late. Oh, nice steal, Nat. 19 00:00:48,135 --> 00:00:51,268 Wow, th-these seats are great. 20 00:00:51,312 --> 00:00:53,053 Yeah, I got here early and saved them. 21 00:00:53,096 --> 00:00:55,838 You know, it's one of the perks of being unemployed. 22 00:00:55,881 --> 00:00:57,405 What time did you get here? 23 00:00:57,448 --> 00:00:59,494 Uh, lunchtime. Oh. 24 00:00:59,537 --> 00:01:01,322 Well, I think it's great that Forrest 25 00:01:01,365 --> 00:01:04,673 is taking some time off from his career to really let go 26 00:01:04,716 --> 00:01:06,327 and see where the universe takes him. 27 00:01:06,370 --> 00:01:10,374 Look, it's like I'm some kind of kite, dancing on the wind. 28 00:01:10,418 --> 00:01:13,682 Good for you, Forrest. Is that a pajama shirt? 29 00:01:13,725 --> 00:01:15,553 Ooh! Pass it! Hey! 30 00:01:15,597 --> 00:01:17,120 Pass it! Hey! Pass to Sahai! She's open! 31 00:01:17,164 --> 00:01:19,383 No! Don't shoot it. Pass to... 32 00:01:19,427 --> 00:01:23,779 [grunts] That is... not what I wanted to happen. 33 00:01:27,435 --> 00:01:29,524 Um, hello. 34 00:01:29,567 --> 00:01:31,352 Hello.It breaks my heart 35 00:01:31,395 --> 00:01:34,137 to say this, but you're gonna have to let me go. 36 00:01:34,181 --> 00:01:36,574 I'm-I'm sorry?You're sitting on my coat. 37 00:01:36,618 --> 00:01:39,577 Oh, I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm sorry.[chuckles] 38 00:01:39,621 --> 00:01:42,450 Uh, I'm setting you free.Oh. Wow. 39 00:01:42,493 --> 00:01:44,800 I wish my divorce had been that easy. 40 00:01:44,843 --> 00:01:46,584 [both laugh] 41 00:01:46,628 --> 00:01:48,891 I'm, um, I'm Wade. 42 00:01:48,934 --> 00:01:50,501 Natalie's dad. Oh. 43 00:01:50,545 --> 00:01:51,807 Which-which one's yours? 44 00:01:51,850 --> 00:01:53,635 Uh, number eight, Jordyn. 45 00:01:53,678 --> 00:01:56,551 I'm Heather. 46 00:01:56,594 --> 00:01:58,161 I'm Wade. I know. 47 00:01:58,205 --> 00:02:00,903 [both laugh] 48 00:02:00,946 --> 00:02:03,601 When Nat cuts to the basket, I want you to come around, 49 00:02:03,645 --> 00:02:05,647 fill in that space, and then when Bella cuts...BEN: Sorry. 50 00:02:05,690 --> 00:02:08,563 ...to the basket, I want you to come around, fill in that space. 51 00:02:08,606 --> 00:02:09,912 Uh, hey, Coach V? Yes? 52 00:02:09,955 --> 00:02:11,218 Ben Taylor, Sahai's dad. 53 00:02:11,261 --> 00:02:12,871 Nice to meet you. Caitlyn, 54 00:02:12,915 --> 00:02:14,786 I hope you're using that phone to look up the word "hustle." 55 00:02:14,830 --> 00:02:17,137 Thank you.That's good advice. 56 00:02:17,180 --> 00:02:18,703 I can see you're busy.Yes. 57 00:02:18,747 --> 00:02:20,488 Just want to let you know, Sahai's a natural point guard. 58 00:02:20,531 --> 00:02:23,012 Ah, thanks for the information. Now, Natalie... 59 00:02:23,055 --> 00:02:24,709 You've been playing her wing. 60 00:02:24,753 --> 00:02:26,102 And you've been paying attention. 61 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,451 You played a little b-ball? 62 00:02:27,495 --> 00:02:29,584 I was third city all-team. 63 00:02:29,627 --> 00:02:31,499 Okay, whatever. Natalie, I want to make sure that you... 64 00:02:31,542 --> 00:02:33,457 So you'll move her to point? 65 00:02:33,501 --> 00:02:35,416 No. Sir, please return to your seat. 66 00:02:35,459 --> 00:02:37,157 Maybe I wasn't clear. I'm... 67 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:38,462 Return to your seat. 68 00:02:38,506 --> 00:02:40,247 I just want to offer...Re... 69 00:02:40,290 --> 00:02:42,945 turn to your seat. 70 00:02:42,988 --> 00:02:44,642 Okay. Yeah. 71 00:02:44,686 --> 00:02:46,078 Fine. Yeah. 72 00:02:46,122 --> 00:02:47,732 Sahai's a...Return to your seat! 73 00:02:47,776 --> 00:02:50,170 Yeah. 74 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:51,519 Hey. Sorry. Okay. Go Otters.All right, hands up. 75 00:02:51,562 --> 00:02:52,737 You know who you got on defense, right? 76 00:02:52,781 --> 00:02:55,914 Yeah. We're just gonna keep her at the wing. 77 00:02:55,958 --> 00:02:57,612 Good game. 78 00:02:57,655 --> 00:03:00,963 Well, I know we lost, but 79 00:03:01,006 --> 00:03:02,443 at least it's not your fault. 80 00:03:02,486 --> 00:03:04,880 Just you saying it isn't my fault 81 00:03:04,923 --> 00:03:06,795 makes me think it is my fault. 82 00:03:06,838 --> 00:03:09,232 Forrest? 83 00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:10,625 Excuse me, guys.Yeah. 84 00:03:10,668 --> 00:03:12,801 Listen, why don't you guys head home? 85 00:03:12,844 --> 00:03:15,064 I think I'm gonna stay and watch the eighth graders' game. 86 00:03:15,107 --> 00:03:16,544 Really?It's not like I got to 87 00:03:16,587 --> 00:03:18,589 get up for work in the morning, right? 88 00:03:18,633 --> 00:03:22,680 Huh. Wow, that's great. Yeah. Uh... [exhales] 89 00:03:22,724 --> 00:03:24,595 I can't imagine not wanting to jump out of bed 90 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:26,031 and just do things. 91 00:03:26,075 --> 00:03:28,425 But, you know, you're outside the box, 92 00:03:28,469 --> 00:03:30,906 and I admire the hell out of it, Forrest. 93 00:03:30,949 --> 00:03:31,907 Yeah. Thank you. 94 00:03:31,950 --> 00:03:33,213 Thanks for your support. 95 00:03:33,256 --> 00:03:35,432 Ugh, well, that's the second hardest 96 00:03:35,476 --> 00:03:37,739 I've been screwed in a gym. I'm sorry? 97 00:03:37,782 --> 00:03:39,480 The reffing. Ah. 98 00:03:39,523 --> 00:03:41,395 Yeah, that's, uh that's vivid. 99 00:03:41,438 --> 00:03:43,875 [laughs] Well, we'll get them next time. 100 00:03:43,919 --> 00:03:46,226 Yeah, yeah. Maybe, uh, maybe I'll see you here. 101 00:03:46,269 --> 00:03:48,532 Maybe. 102 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:51,753 Okay, boomer, I'm ready. 103 00:03:51,796 --> 00:03:53,407 Do you even know what that means? 104 00:03:53,450 --> 00:03:55,235 It's a fart joke, right? 105 00:03:55,278 --> 00:03:57,280 No. Oh, well, 106 00:03:57,324 --> 00:03:59,064 I saw you flirting with Jordyn's mom. 107 00:03:59,108 --> 00:04:01,110 Do you love her? 108 00:04:01,153 --> 00:04:03,765 She's, uh, she's funny. 109 00:04:03,808 --> 00:04:05,593 Are you kidding? She's hilarious. 110 00:04:05,636 --> 00:04:07,247 You should totally ask her out. 111 00:04:07,290 --> 00:04:09,727 Really? You would be okay with that? Yeah. 112 00:04:09,771 --> 00:04:13,296 Jordyn is so cool. We could be sisters. 113 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:15,603 Or you could just be friends 114 00:04:15,646 --> 00:04:17,692 whose parents go out for a casual cup of coffee. 115 00:04:17,735 --> 00:04:20,521 Could we get bunk beds? That'd be so cool. 116 00:04:20,564 --> 00:04:22,914 [gasps] Jordyn, Jordyn, wait up. 117 00:04:22,958 --> 00:04:25,265 [sighs] 118 00:04:25,308 --> 00:04:26,962 Oh, God, why. Yeah? 119 00:04:27,005 --> 00:04:28,877 Sorry if we got off on the wrong foot earlier. 120 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:30,400 Uh-huh. I get it. 121 00:04:30,444 --> 00:04:32,576 I know you see all these awful, pushy parents...Uh-huh. 122 00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:33,882 ...but I'm not that guy. 123 00:04:33,925 --> 00:04:35,318 You're kind of acting like that guy. 124 00:04:35,362 --> 00:04:36,754 No. No, no, no, no.Hmm. 125 00:04:36,798 --> 00:04:39,844 You see, the thing is, I'm not just a parent. 126 00:04:39,888 --> 00:04:42,325 Mm-hmm.I'm a coach, too. 127 00:04:42,369 --> 00:04:45,894 Oh, so you want to teach my science class? 128 00:04:45,937 --> 00:04:47,417 Since you've experienced gravity, 129 00:04:47,461 --> 00:04:49,071 you're probably an expert at that, too, right? 130 00:04:49,114 --> 00:04:51,856 Dad, can we go? I have homework. 131 00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:53,118 Perhaps I could teach you the finer points... 132 00:04:53,162 --> 00:04:55,251 Okay, thank you for your time.Thank you. 133 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,906 Motion offense with a natural point guard.Benjamin! Benjamin. 134 00:04:57,949 --> 00:05:00,256 Coach Vanessa!I cannot pull you. 135 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,127 Hey. Morning. Hi. 136 00:05:02,171 --> 00:05:05,435 Good morning, Wade. Um, Addie, your ride's here. Oh! 137 00:05:05,479 --> 00:05:06,915 You still need to brush your teeth. 138 00:05:06,958 --> 00:05:09,744 Shoot, uh, we're running a little behind 'cause Forrest 139 00:05:09,787 --> 00:05:12,747 kind of blew up our whole schedules with his unemployment. 140 00:05:12,790 --> 00:05:14,183 [both chuckle] 141 00:05:14,226 --> 00:05:16,707 FORREST: I prefer to call it a spiritual journey. Yes. 142 00:05:16,751 --> 00:05:18,448 [stammers] That's right. Thank you for that. 143 00:05:18,492 --> 00:05:21,538 It's his, it's a spiritu... 144 00:05:21,582 --> 00:05:23,410 Uh, how, uh, how are you doing? 145 00:05:23,453 --> 00:05:24,802 Good, so good. 146 00:05:24,846 --> 00:05:28,632 Just giving him space and just being supportive. 147 00:05:28,676 --> 00:05:30,242 Which means you want to scream into a pillow? 148 00:05:30,286 --> 00:05:32,157 [quietly]: It's just so hard. 149 00:05:32,201 --> 00:05:34,116 But I know it's what he needs 150 00:05:34,159 --> 00:05:36,510 and... [groans] 151 00:05:36,553 --> 00:05:38,207 He'll come around, right? 152 00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:39,208 I-I think so. Yeah. 153 00:05:39,251 --> 00:05:40,296 Yeah. Wade. 154 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,603 Oh, oh, hey, buddy. How you doing? 155 00:05:42,646 --> 00:05:45,606 I couldn't be better, man. I couldn't. I had a breakthrough. 156 00:05:45,649 --> 00:05:47,521 Oh, thank God. 157 00:05:47,564 --> 00:05:49,000 I bought a boat. 158 00:05:49,044 --> 00:05:50,959 You bought a boat?[screams] 159 00:05:51,002 --> 00:05:52,526 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 160 00:05:52,569 --> 00:05:55,137 A 1200 piece, 1-to-72-scale, 161 00:05:55,180 --> 00:05:59,228 top of the line Golden Hind. 162 00:05:59,271 --> 00:06:00,621 Uh... 163 00:06:00,664 --> 00:06:03,232 Golden Hind. It's a model ship. 164 00:06:03,275 --> 00:06:04,276 It's a model ship. 165 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:05,887 Oh, yes, of course, 166 00:06:05,930 --> 00:06:08,846 because who doesn't want a Golden Hind? 167 00:06:08,890 --> 00:06:11,414 Not this guy. Not... 168 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:14,548 No, this guy... does doesn't. 169 00:06:15,462 --> 00:06:17,289 Yeah. 170 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:19,422 And I support you. Honey. 171 00:06:19,466 --> 00:06:21,337 Addie! 172 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:22,556 Light a fire under it! 173 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:25,994 Sahai, come on down, girl. 174 00:06:26,037 --> 00:06:27,212 So Forrest said 175 00:06:27,256 --> 00:06:29,563 he always wanted a Golden Hind? 176 00:06:29,606 --> 00:06:30,868 Yeah. It's a ship. 177 00:06:30,912 --> 00:06:32,740 Ooh, that's less bad than I pictured. [chuckles] 178 00:06:32,783 --> 00:06:34,568 So he's just gonna sit around building a model, 179 00:06:34,611 --> 00:06:36,221 and Dr. Delia's okay with that? 180 00:06:36,265 --> 00:06:39,573 Uh, no, she is actively not okay with it. 181 00:06:39,616 --> 00:06:41,923 Maybe you should build a boat. Yeah, better use of your time 182 00:06:41,966 --> 00:06:44,012 than picking fights with little girls' basketball coaches. 183 00:06:44,055 --> 00:06:45,361 BEN: I feel terrible. 184 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:46,449 You know how it is at soccer, Wade. 185 00:06:46,493 --> 00:06:48,277 The last thing that you want to be 186 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:49,626 is the dad that yells at the coach. 187 00:06:49,670 --> 00:06:51,236 Yeah.MICHELLE: So don't yell at the coach. 188 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,021 But she's so wrong. 189 00:06:53,064 --> 00:06:55,153 Could you tell my wife, please, Wade? 190 00:06:55,197 --> 00:06:56,546 Uh, she's got a point. 191 00:06:56,590 --> 00:06:58,548 Thank you, Wade. What? 192 00:06:58,592 --> 00:07:00,550 What?Well-- No, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out. 193 00:07:00,594 --> 00:07:02,073 Sahai, we got to go. 194 00:07:02,117 --> 00:07:04,554 Judas! Come over any time. 195 00:07:04,598 --> 00:07:08,297 ANNOUNCER: And three-time Academy Award nominee Saoirse Ronan in... 196 00:07:08,340 --> 00:07:11,169 The Mill on the Floss.Oh, my God, her again? 197 00:07:11,213 --> 00:07:12,344 Don't you hate her? 198 00:07:12,388 --> 00:07:13,737 Uh, no. No, uh... [sighs] 199 00:07:13,781 --> 00:07:15,826 ...sometimes I have a hard time saying her first name. 200 00:07:15,870 --> 00:07:17,698 Mm. Ser-shah. 201 00:07:17,741 --> 00:07:19,221 MAN: Shh! 202 00:07:19,264 --> 00:07:22,050 [chuckling]: You're allowed to talk during the trailers. 203 00:07:22,093 --> 00:07:24,879 [chuckles][quietly]: Oh, hey, look, the, uh, the movie's starting. 204 00:07:24,922 --> 00:07:27,751 Yeah, I'd sure be shocked if Saoirse loses her virginity 205 00:07:27,795 --> 00:07:29,492 in thatone.MAN: Shh! 206 00:07:29,536 --> 00:07:31,363 Has Saorise Ronan ever done a movie 207 00:07:31,407 --> 00:07:32,887 where she didn't lose her virginity? 208 00:07:32,930 --> 00:07:35,367 Brooklyn?Loses her virginity. 209 00:07:35,411 --> 00:07:37,587 Lady Bird?Loses her virginity. 210 00:07:37,631 --> 00:07:39,676 You know, this, uh, popcorn is really, really fresh. 211 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:42,505 Why don't you have some? Like a lot. 212 00:07:42,549 --> 00:07:44,072 Have you ever seen On Chesil Beach? 213 00:07:44,115 --> 00:07:46,901 Saoirse Ronan's in it.MAN: Shh! 214 00:07:46,944 --> 00:07:48,293 [whispers]: Loses her virginity.Huh. 215 00:07:48,337 --> 00:07:51,253 WOMAN: Please be quiet. Please! 216 00:07:51,296 --> 00:07:54,517 It's still the opening credits! I can talk. 217 00:07:54,561 --> 00:07:55,997 [quietly]: You know, maybe you just want to lower your voice, 218 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:57,520 just, like, just a little. 219 00:07:57,564 --> 00:08:00,001 Wow. [laughs] 220 00:08:00,044 --> 00:08:01,263 You're one of those. 221 00:08:01,306 --> 00:08:02,525 N-No... 222 00:08:05,702 --> 00:08:06,790 Uh, jujube? 223 00:08:06,834 --> 00:08:08,226 You know what? I love Saoirse Ronan, 224 00:08:08,270 --> 00:08:10,533 but she does lose her virginity a lot. 225 00:08:10,577 --> 00:08:11,665 [whoops] This is great! 226 00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:14,058 What big fun we have. 227 00:08:14,102 --> 00:08:15,407 And you know what else would be big fun? 228 00:08:15,451 --> 00:08:16,583 Mixing up the positions. 229 00:08:16,626 --> 00:08:18,759 Lot of great ball handlers out there. 230 00:08:18,802 --> 00:08:20,369 Whoop-whoop! 231 00:08:20,412 --> 00:08:22,023 What's up, guys? 232 00:08:22,066 --> 00:08:23,241 Hey, guys.Sorry we're late. 233 00:08:23,285 --> 00:08:24,852 Yeah, I lost my battleship. 234 00:08:24,895 --> 00:08:26,767 What? Yeah. The Hind. 235 00:08:26,810 --> 00:08:29,857 I got a text that it was delivered, went outside... gone. 236 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:31,293 Yeah. We've been looking everywhere. 237 00:08:31,336 --> 00:08:32,686 Sounds like porch pirates. 238 00:08:32,729 --> 00:08:33,904 Porch pirates? 239 00:08:33,948 --> 00:08:34,905 Yeah, they steal packages. 240 00:08:34,949 --> 00:08:36,559 And some of them just drive up 241 00:08:36,603 --> 00:08:39,214 right behind delivery vans.FORREST: No. 242 00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:42,696 It's kind of ironic that pirates stole your ship.FORREST: Yeah. 243 00:08:42,739 --> 00:08:46,743 But all brilliant puns aside, this will not stand. 244 00:08:46,787 --> 00:08:48,832 BEN: Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah! Yeah! Take that shot, Sahai! 245 00:08:48,876 --> 00:08:50,181 Take it! Put it up! 246 00:08:50,225 --> 00:08:51,879 Pass the ball! Pass the ball, Sahai!Put it up! 247 00:08:51,922 --> 00:08:53,141 Pass it!Take the shot! 248 00:08:53,184 --> 00:08:54,534 Pass the ball, Sahai, 249 00:08:54,577 --> 00:08:56,100 Pass the ball!Come on, come on! 250 00:08:56,144 --> 00:08:57,580 BEN: Shoot it! Shoot it!VANESSA: Pass it! 251 00:08:57,624 --> 00:08:59,408 Pass it!Yes! 252 00:08:59,451 --> 00:09:02,367 Why is Heather Weidlinger giving us the stink eye? 253 00:09:03,891 --> 00:09:05,545 Are you sure it's at us? Oh, yeah. 254 00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:08,330 [exhales] It's not us. It's me. 255 00:09:08,373 --> 00:09:10,462 I told you the movie did not go well last night. 256 00:09:10,506 --> 00:09:12,987 Your movie date was with Heather Weidlinger? 257 00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:14,728 You banged Heather Weidlinger? 258 00:09:14,771 --> 00:09:15,946 Worse. He shushed her. 259 00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:18,383 I didn't bang her, and I didn't shush her. 260 00:09:18,427 --> 00:09:20,821 She was shushed. I mean, shushing happened. 261 00:09:20,864 --> 00:09:22,562 Why didn't you tell us that you went out 262 00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:23,737 with Heather Weidlinger? 263 00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:25,477 Because I am a grown man, 264 00:09:25,521 --> 00:09:27,915 perfectly capable of making his own decisions.Mm-mm. 265 00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:28,916 Well, clearly, you're not. 266 00:09:28,959 --> 00:09:30,047 You do not go out with a woman 267 00:09:30,091 --> 00:09:31,745 with a child in your child's school. 268 00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:34,791 Yeah. Now you're gonna be stuck seeing her forever, always, now. 269 00:09:34,835 --> 00:09:36,053 Till the end of days. Oh... 270 00:09:36,097 --> 00:09:37,315 God. This is why we always say 271 00:09:37,359 --> 00:09:39,361 don't go out with anybody from the school. 272 00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:40,754 You've never said that. 273 00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:42,016 Yes, well, I didn't think it needed to be said! 274 00:09:42,059 --> 00:09:43,626 I mean, and Heather Weidlinger? 275 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:44,845 What do you even see in her? 276 00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:47,021 Uh, she's funny, and she seemed outrageous. 277 00:09:47,064 --> 00:09:48,196 Yeah. Then you realize 278 00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:50,024 she's really mean and very obnoxious. 279 00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:52,243 Plus, she's the queen bee of the sixth grade moms. 280 00:09:52,287 --> 00:09:54,071 And she scares me. 281 00:09:54,115 --> 00:09:55,856 I'm scared I'm-a push her down a flight of stairs. 282 00:09:55,899 --> 00:09:58,162 You are brave. You are really brave. 283 00:09:58,206 --> 00:09:59,947 If I just broke up with Heather Weidlinger, 284 00:09:59,990 --> 00:10:01,470 I would not show my face at school. 285 00:10:01,513 --> 00:10:03,690 Oh, come on. Come on. What's she gonna do, huh? 286 00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:05,822 She gonna push me into a locker? Call me a nerd? 287 00:10:05,866 --> 00:10:07,171 You got to date her again. 288 00:10:07,215 --> 00:10:08,390 You got to sleep with her. 289 00:10:08,433 --> 00:10:10,087 What?Yes. You do. 290 00:10:10,131 --> 00:10:11,480 No. That's wrong. I know. I know. 291 00:10:11,523 --> 00:10:14,352 Because it's panic thinking. Ugh. Okay. Undo. Undo. 292 00:10:14,396 --> 00:10:16,050 [clicking tongue] 293 00:10:16,093 --> 00:10:17,051 Sorry. 294 00:10:17,094 --> 00:10:19,706 [both sighing] 295 00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:21,272 Bella, you're in for Sahai. 296 00:10:21,316 --> 00:10:23,448 Sahai! Out.BEN: You got to be kidding me! 297 00:10:23,492 --> 00:10:25,712 Hey! This is your first warning. 298 00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:27,148 You got one point guard and she's on the bench! 299 00:10:27,191 --> 00:10:28,279 You shaving points? 300 00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:29,803 Mark, get this guy out of here! 301 00:10:29,846 --> 00:10:31,543 What?! You said it was my first warning! 302 00:10:31,587 --> 00:10:33,197 That's 'cause I only give one warning. 303 00:10:33,241 --> 00:10:35,025 Then don't call it the first warning. 304 00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:36,505 That implies more warnings. 305 00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:38,550 All right. All right. Hey, I'll see y'all at the house. 306 00:10:38,594 --> 00:10:40,117 Okay, let's go, Otters! Let's go! 307 00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:41,336 Come on, Sahai. Do what we worked on. 308 00:10:45,993 --> 00:10:48,038 Oh, hey, honey. Huh, this is interesting. Hey. 309 00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:49,910 There's a job fair downtown today 310 00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:51,259 at the convention center. 311 00:10:51,302 --> 00:10:53,217 I was thinking maybe I should go. 312 00:10:53,261 --> 00:10:55,698 I'm always looking for new pediatrician opportunities. 313 00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:57,526 Maybe you want to go with me, I don't know? 314 00:10:57,569 --> 00:11:00,747 Oh, no. No, thanks, I got way too much on my plate right now. 315 00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:03,750 I, uh, just got an alert that my packages showed up. 316 00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:04,881 Oh, good. 317 00:11:04,925 --> 00:11:06,317 More models? 318 00:11:06,361 --> 00:11:08,929 No. No, alarm system. 319 00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:10,408 I didn't tell you about this? 320 00:11:10,452 --> 00:11:12,236 I got one of those camera doorbells, 321 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,847 motion-activated lights. 322 00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:15,413 Mm. Yeah. 323 00:11:15,457 --> 00:11:17,285 No pirate's gonna plunder our porch. 324 00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:20,114 Yeah. [sighs] 325 00:11:21,463 --> 00:11:22,856 FORREST: It's not there! 326 00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:24,596 What? 327 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:27,643 It's not, it's not there! 328 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,427 What, what? The-- aw! 329 00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:33,344 [groans] 330 00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:36,826 [inhales, exhales] 331 00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:39,437 I know, uh, I know the last time I said 332 00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:41,701 this wouldn't stand, but... 333 00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:45,443 this really won't stand! 334 00:11:45,487 --> 00:11:46,575 Okay. 335 00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:48,446 Ooh. Wow, look at that. 336 00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:50,927 Free parking at the convention center. 337 00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:54,104 Can't beat that. You sure you don't want to...[door slams] 338 00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:55,976 No?FORREST: It's not gonna stand! 339 00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:57,064 Okay. 340 00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:00,458 So, they're teaching us about Marie Curie 341 00:12:00,502 --> 00:12:01,633 discovering radium like it's supposed to 342 00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:03,287 inspire girls to get into science. 343 00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:05,420 And then she dies from radium. 344 00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:07,204 Well, maybe you don't want to overthink it. 345 00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:08,379 It's like Amelia Earhart. 346 00:12:08,423 --> 00:12:10,164 She makes you want to be a woman pilot 347 00:12:10,207 --> 00:12:11,513 and then dies in a crash. 348 00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:14,385 Well, in her defense, all we know is she vanished. 349 00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:16,257 So her plane is still up there somewhere? 350 00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:19,260 Uh, yeah. Yeah, that's, that's a good point.[chuckles] 351 00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:21,349 WADE: Hey, uh... 352 00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:24,004 Natalie, instead of forcing more stuff in, 353 00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:25,614 why don't you just take it out? 354 00:12:25,657 --> 00:12:28,356 Fine. I've got nothing else better to do. 355 00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:32,708 [chuckles] 356 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,102 Do you have any idea what's going on with Natalie? 357 00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:36,843 I'll tell you, but you have to promise 358 00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:39,019 not to get upset first. 359 00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:41,325 Well, one, that depends on what you tell me, 360 00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:43,414 and two, upset is a feeling, 361 00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:45,721 and I can't promise not to have a feeling. 362 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:46,983 Okay, we don't have time for this. 363 00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:49,029 Jordyn is having a laser tag birthday party, 364 00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:51,379 and Natalie is the only girl on the team not invited. 365 00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:52,684 What, Heather's daughter? 366 00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:54,643 Number eight? Mm-hmm. 367 00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:56,993 [sighs] You don't think this has anything to do with me, do you? 368 00:12:57,037 --> 00:13:00,823 Well, everyone is saying you shushed her. 369 00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,520 What? I didn't shush her. 370 00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:04,522 Other people shushed her. 371 00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:07,177 To take it out on a 12-year-old little girl... 372 00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:11,094 Hey. Come over here, Natalie. 373 00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:14,097 You want to, you want to talk about Jordyn's party?No. 374 00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:16,099 Jordyn is stupid, parties are stupid, 375 00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:17,666 and lasers are stupid. 376 00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:19,842 And all because you asked out her mom. 377 00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,496 You told him to. 378 00:13:21,539 --> 00:13:23,541 Because I'mstupid. 379 00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:27,415 Should I go talk to her now? 380 00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:29,765 Give her time. 381 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,985 MICHELLE: I can't believe you're making me do this. 382 00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:33,334 Why's Sahai on the bench? 383 00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:34,857 I don't know. 384 00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:37,425 You could ask the coach yourself if you hadn't been banned 385 00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:39,601 from the gym.Point me at the game. 386 00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:44,345 Aw! Why are they in a zone defense?I don't know. 387 00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:46,564 Point me at the game! 388 00:13:46,608 --> 00:13:47,609 I will turn you off, Benjamin, 389 00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:48,523 if you keep talking to me like that. 390 00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:50,917 Please point me at the game. 391 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,353 Okay.WADE: Otters, come on! 392 00:13:52,396 --> 00:13:53,789 Let's go, now, 393 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,660 let's go! 394 00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:57,619 What are you looking at? 395 00:13:57,662 --> 00:13:59,055 My booty. 396 00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:01,188 Your booty looks a lot like your front porch. 397 00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:03,364 DELIA: Yeah. Forrest drove to a home security store 398 00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:05,496 and bought a wireless camera, so that he can watch our porch 399 00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:06,758 for when packages come. 400 00:14:06,802 --> 00:14:09,239 Yep. And I support you. 401 00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:11,938 Ah, well, uh, it looks like you, you have some packages there. 402 00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:16,681 Yeah. And when they come to try and take them, I will see them. 403 00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:18,466 On that. 404 00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:19,467 And then what? 405 00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:21,469 Then... 406 00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:23,514 I, uh, I'll have the video. 407 00:14:23,558 --> 00:14:24,994 And then what? 408 00:14:25,038 --> 00:14:28,345 Then comes... justice? 409 00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:30,434 Yeah. Let's not over-examine the plan. 410 00:14:30,478 --> 00:14:31,914 Yeah. 411 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,437 [gasps] 412 00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:35,875 DELIA: Oh, God, there's Heather. Great. 413 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,659 I should go talk to her. No. I should just leave. 414 00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:39,530 That's what I'll do.N-No. No, don't. 415 00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:42,316 You're not going anywhere, okay? This is, this is ridiculous. 416 00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:44,622 I'm gonna, I'm gonna go straighten this out. 417 00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:46,929 No, it's Heather. I got it. 418 00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:49,497 Oh. Oh, he's there. He's there.[gasps] 419 00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:51,586 Oh! Oh, he's taking the packages. 420 00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:53,327 No, he's not. No, he's not. 421 00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:56,330 Attention, this is the homeowner. 422 00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:59,420 Drop the packages and go away. 423 00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:00,987 I am inside the house. 424 00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:03,859 I know judo. I'm inside and I know judo. 425 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,817 All right, I'm putting on my shoes. You asked for it. 426 00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:07,907 No, you're not. No.This is it. 427 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:10,083 Forrest, you're not gonna make it all the way-- 428 00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:11,606 Just get reimbursed by the company. 429 00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:14,435 That's how it's done. 430 00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:16,437 I support you! 431 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,439 Okay. Can you get Addie?I got Addie. 432 00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:20,223 Thank you. 433 00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:22,704 Hey, uh, Heather. Do you, uh, do you have a minute? 434 00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:26,316 Oh, I'm sorry, was I talking too loud?[chuckles] 435 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:29,145 Look, I don't mind if you tell people that I'm a jerk, but... 436 00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:30,451 Done. 437 00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:32,192 Okay, all right, but do you really have 438 00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:33,802 to take it out on my kid? 439 00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:36,326 What are you talking about?Oh, come on. 440 00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:37,849 Y-You didn't invite Natalie to Jordyn's party. 441 00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:39,808 Yeah.[laughs softly] Oh, are you saying 442 00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:42,550 that I'm the sort of person who, because you shushed me... 443 00:15:42,593 --> 00:15:43,638 Well, no, well, I didn't shush you. 444 00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:45,640 Okay. Now you're cutting me off. 445 00:15:45,683 --> 00:15:47,555 Because you just said that I shushed you. I...Whoa. 446 00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:49,209 You really are a jerk. 447 00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:51,254 Oh, come on. This isn't high school. 448 00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:54,475 No, it's not. It's middle school. 449 00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:56,738 [scoffs] 450 00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:02,439 BEN: Come on, man. 451 00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:04,180 She can't bounce pass. 452 00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:05,921 You know who can bounce pass? Sahai. 453 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,228 Sahai Taylor, num-- oh, baby, put the phone down. 454 00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:09,664 Put the phone down.VANESSA: Is that your husband on that phone? 455 00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:11,927 I don't know what you're talking about. 456 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,711 You know what? He a little bit of a jackass. 457 00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:15,583 BEN: What? Put the phone up.Excuse me? 458 00:16:15,626 --> 00:16:17,367 Put the phone up, Michelle. 459 00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:19,587 Hey, Coach V, you got something to say, you say it to me. 460 00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:21,981 You a little bit of a jackass! 461 00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:23,504 I'm a jackass?You don't call my husband a jackass. 462 00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:25,680 I call my husband a jackass.Mark. 463 00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:27,682 BEN: What?Come take this phone out of here. 464 00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:29,945 No-- You know what, Mark? I'll take him out. 465 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,120 BEN: T-- That's right, baby. 466 00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:33,601 'Cause I'm not going anywhere.I'm done. 467 00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:34,689 Talk to my butt. 468 00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:35,733 Baby. No, we in this together. Wait. 469 00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:41,783 I mean, she was acting like I was the crazy one, 470 00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:43,567 but I've checked the mail. There is no invitation here. 471 00:16:43,611 --> 00:16:45,700 Nobody sends invitations through the mail. 472 00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:47,180 I checked my e-mail, too. 473 00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:48,877 Did you check your spam folder? 474 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,226 No. Why would I do that? 475 00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:51,619 It's full of spam. 476 00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:54,448 Oh, really? Okay. 477 00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:56,493 Have a look. 478 00:16:58,495 --> 00:16:59,975 Look, there it is. 479 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,759 Natalie, you were invited.What? 480 00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:03,631 Oh, my God, that's so cool. 481 00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:05,111 Oh, man. 482 00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:07,983 Oh, I'm-I'm the world's biggest jerk. 483 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,116 Dad, t-the party's just starting. 484 00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:12,292 Could you please take me? Please? 485 00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:14,163 [sighs] Yeah. 486 00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:15,686 [gasps] Yes.Yeah, yeah, of course I can take you. 487 00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,775 I'm gonna go change. 488 00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:19,212 Yay. 489 00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:20,343 Forrest?No, turn it off! 490 00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:21,475 What? [shouts]Turn it off! 491 00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:22,998 Sweet mother of God! 492 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,739 [whispers]: Turn it off.Oh, my God. 493 00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:26,567 What, are you trying to kill me? 494 00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:28,308 What are you doing? 495 00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:31,572 I'm-I'm, you know, I'm exacting my revenge and so forth. 496 00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:33,922 Oh, on what? The porch pirates? 497 00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:36,620 Well, anything sounds stupid if you make it sound stupid. 498 00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:37,708 [groans]I put packages 499 00:17:37,752 --> 00:17:39,362 out on the porch, 500 00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:41,582 and when they come for them, I'll be ready. 501 00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:43,018 With your fireplace broom? 502 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,194 [sighs] I thought it was... 503 00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:46,587 I tried to reach for the poker, obviously, 504 00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:47,979 and it-it was dark in here. 505 00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:50,373 Look, look, Deels. 506 00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:51,896 Huh? I know 507 00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,420 this seems crazy. 508 00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:56,075 But it's given me a purpose. 509 00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:57,815 I've just been 510 00:17:57,859 --> 00:18:01,515 on this losing streak for a while, 511 00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:05,040 and I just want to, I want to put up a win, you know? 512 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,695 Well, do you know what I see when I look at you? 513 00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:09,653 Angry man with a tiny broom? 514 00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:13,527 No. I see the biggest winner I've ever known. 515 00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:15,703 Aw.And I know that you want to take time off 516 00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:17,270 and I've been really supportive, but... 517 00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:18,793 I know. I need to get out of the house 518 00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:20,403 and start looking for a job. 519 00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:22,231 Oh, you really thrive in structure.Yeah, I do. 520 00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:23,798 You really do. 521 00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:25,234 I mean, look at-- T-This is after a week. 522 00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:26,583 Look. [moans] Yeah. 523 00:18:26,627 --> 00:18:28,411 I love you, but... 524 00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:31,197 you can still chase pirates in your downtime. 525 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:34,939 Who needs pirates when I got a wench like you at home? 526 00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:36,637 Mm. No. Hmm. 527 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:37,899 Not sure I care for that. 528 00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:39,770 No, I could tell. 529 00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:41,294 No. But you know what we're gonna do? 530 00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:42,860 We're gonna call it a night. 531 00:18:42,904 --> 00:18:45,428 And I'm gonna go get those packages. 532 00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:48,039 Thank you.Okay. 533 00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:50,085 [exhales] 534 00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:54,872 [alarm sounding]Oh, God! 535 00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,787 Oh, my God! So loud.Sorry. 536 00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:59,660 I know. I didn't know it was gonna be this loud. 537 00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:01,575 So I-I jumped to conclusions 538 00:19:01,618 --> 00:19:03,838 about you, and that's inexcusable, 539 00:19:03,881 --> 00:19:05,056 and it was very stupid, 540 00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:06,710 and for that I feel very...[shushes] 541 00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,062 Okay. Okay, but really, 542 00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:12,934 I'm-I'm very... [shushes] 543 00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:18,722 Hey. How was it? 544 00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:20,463 Excruciating. 545 00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:23,205 But I took my medicine, and it's done. Dad. 546 00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:24,859 Dad, Dad, Dad. You have to come in 547 00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:26,904 and sign a waiver so I can play. 548 00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:30,734 NATALIE: Come on, Dad, hurry up![sighs] 549 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,912 I can't believe I'm doing this. 550 00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:36,479 I have nothing to apologize for. 551 00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:38,220 Do you want to watch your little girl's basketball games? 552 00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:41,571 Or do you want to sit home and yell about how right you are? 553 00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:43,617 [sighs] 554 00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:49,188 Hey, Coach? 555 00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:54,584 It's 7:00 p.m. Can't I just go drink? 556 00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:58,240 I want to apologize. I was out of line. 557 00:19:59,589 --> 00:20:01,417 It's just hard for me to stay silent. 558 00:20:01,461 --> 00:20:03,202 So this is you staying silent? 559 00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:04,464 I just know my daughter's a point guard. 560 00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:05,813 She is. 561 00:20:05,856 --> 00:20:07,336 She's a natural. 562 00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:08,816 But she hogs the ball 563 00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:10,557 and she shoots too much. 564 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,036 She's a classic coach's kid. 565 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,255 Eh, that's not... 566 00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:14,909 That's, uh... That's... 567 00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:18,478 That's exactly what she is. 568 00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:20,958 I know. And I'm never gonna let her play point guard 569 00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:22,960 until she learns how to play team ball. 570 00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:25,093 That's smart.I know. 571 00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:27,443 And she's never gonna learn how to play team ball 572 00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:31,230 until her father sits down and shuts up. 573 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,448 [sighs] 574 00:20:32,492 --> 00:20:34,668 As a coach, that's exactly what I'd say. 575 00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:37,061 About someone else's kid. 576 00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:40,500 I'm sorry, Vanessa. 577 00:20:42,589 --> 00:20:44,112 Thank you. 578 00:20:44,155 --> 00:20:45,983 Coach, do you have a second? 579 00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:48,508 My daughter Caitlyn plays center on a club team... 580 00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:52,599 Hey, man. Let the woman do her job. 581 00:20:52,642 --> 00:20:53,774 And drink. 582 00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:54,992 [chuckles] 583 00:20:55,036 --> 00:20:57,821 Get lost. Get lost! 584 00:20:57,865 --> 00:20:59,475 Captioning sponsored by CBS 585 00:20:59,519 --> 00:20:59,867 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 39951

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