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CARMELA:
Meadow, do you have a tampon?
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I'm spotting and the dispenser is out.
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You had an examination?
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It's the middle of the month.
This never happens to me.
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Here.
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Imagine having your portrait
in a museum.
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She's a rich merchant's wife.
It's how Rubens made money.
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You talk the talk, Miss Art History.
I've never seen these grades from you.
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Well, you take Intro to Semiotics.
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If you spent less time
in Jackie's car...
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Please.
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That is so over.
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Just like that? What happened?
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Are you crying?
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What's the matter?
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I don't know. Just look at it.
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"Jusepe de Ribera. The Mystical
Marriage of Saint Catherine."
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That's the baby Jesus.
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She's marrying a baby?
Good luck.
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We all do.
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- What?
- I shouldn't be sarcastic.
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Just look at her.
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The little baby's
hand against her cheek.
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She's so at peace.
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A beautiful, innocent,
gorgeous little baby.
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Come on, let's go eat.
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WOMAN:
Tony!
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Come on.
I'm sorry about what happened.
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- You won't return my calls.
- Go fuck yourself.
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Tony.
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We have something too special
to just... over one argument.
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One argument? You threw a fucking
dinner at my head, Gloria.
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If you were a guy,
you know where you'd be.
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But you were late.
You kept me waiting three hours...
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What about the present?
You threw it into the Barnegat Bay.
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All right, I...
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I'm having a bad couple of weeks.
Shit with my family and other crap.
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I was trying to act in control
and not dwell on it. It's no excuse.
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- We can't talk about your problems?
- I didn't wanna bother you.
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Well, I had a lot on my plate.
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Can I see you later?
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I'm late for my appointment.
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[GLORIA GIGGLES]
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Me and this broad, we're like...
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...leather and lace.
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A burning ring of fire.
Whatever.
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Amour fou.
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As the French call it.
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- Crazy love, all-consuming.
- That's it.
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We push each other's buttons.
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- Most people don't push your buttons.
- That's not true.
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Now, I know you think I'm like a hard,
cold, captain-of-industry type.
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That's not all there is.
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I don't know.
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She gets freaky.
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Is she a full-blown
loop-do-loo or what?
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- As you know, I cannot...
- Discuss another patient.
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If I duke you a five?
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I'm not charging you.
Last month you overpaid.
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- You gave me good tips.
- I won't have it.
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- Don't offer it again.
- All right. Jesus.
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- Back to Gloria.
- She never wants money.
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And you like this?
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She's, you know, very
independent-minded. That I do like.
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- You see her as independent, strong.
- She's not?
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We're talking about your perceptions.
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She made her own way in the world.
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Irina was such
a helpless, fucking baby.
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But Gloria knows a lot,
about a lot of shit.
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Buddhism, and the movies...
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She went to Morocco all by herself.
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And those eyes.
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Those dark, black eyes.
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When she stares at you, it's like...
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Like a Spanish princess
in one of those paintings. A Goya.
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- Those eyes are deep.
- Complicated.
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- Complicated? I said deep.
- You said dark.
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Whenever I bring her up,
you get this weird puss.
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You ask if she seems happy.
Like she's not.
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Or if she reminds me of somebody.
Like you don't like it.
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Amo-fo, or whatever you call it.
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You've told me what you see in Gloria.
What does she see in you?
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Oh, please, huh?
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What does she see in me?
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With all the faggots and crybabies
around. Whatever else I am, I'm not...
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I'm more of...
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Well, you know, like I said...
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Captain-of-industry type.
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- You're a tough guy.
- Oh, come on.
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You can say it.
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You embarrass me with that.
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Does Gloria know
what you do for a living?
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You mentioned fire.
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Can we say that certain kinds
of people are drawn to fire?
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Looking for an inevitable result,
like a moth to a flame?
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And this is Gloria?
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And I'm the flame?
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Why would anybody hit you,
of all people, with a side of beef?
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She's complicated.
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I said complicated. Dark, you said.
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No, I said her eyes are dark.
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Nice. Not bad.
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Since we're kicking up...
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...we were hoping you could,
you know...
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...watch our back?
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350 buys you "Hello."
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Watching your back...
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That's gonna require
a little more initiative on your part.
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Oh, look at the face.
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What's he got to be frowning about?
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Tell me, Romeo.
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Now that you moved home...
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...you gonna be humping Tony
Soprano's girl on our couch?
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Fuck her.
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And Tony's stay-in-school shit. He
could have reached out to Rutgers.
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He should break the dean's legs
because you won't read.
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Now go ahead.
I gotta make some calls.
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You did good.
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Keep coming by.
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Go. Go.
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[MUSIC PLAYS OVER RADIO]
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I knew a Moroccan guy once.
He hit and ran me. I tracked him down.
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I never forget a face.
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Jesus Christ!
That's the oldest joke in the book.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Jesus Christ!
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Hello?
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No, you have the wrong number.
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What?
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I thought it might be my sister.
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That family shit
you were telling me about?
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It's okay if you don't wanna talk
about it. Really.
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She said I can never see
my niece and nephew again.
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- Right before Christmas.
- We had a new Santa at our party.
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- Wasn't good.
- I love those children.
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So much.
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She said I turned them
against their dad. I didn't.
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Not that he doesn't deserve it.
Fucking crackhead sack of shit.
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Hannah and Seamus go to this
alternative, private...
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...elementary school in Santa Monica.
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- Where it's all about self-esteem.
- I hate that shit.
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I ask Hannah, she's a third-grader,
"Will you be in the Christmas play?"
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And she says,
"We call it the Winter Festival."
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So I go, "Whatever."
I don't say anything.
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And then Seamus says:
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"We can't say Christmas.
We call Christmas 'the C-word.'"
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And I fucking flipped out.
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- What did Seamus say?
- What the fuck does he know? He's 10.
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So my sister gets mad
because her husband...
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...teaches there, except he's
on leave for drug abuse treatment.
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And one thing led to another and...
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She said I always had it in for John.
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- And she forbid me to see them again.
- He smokes crack?
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Without those two kids...
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Maybe we'll all get lucky.
The way these trucks go by out here?
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- Maybe I'll get plastered on a grill.
- What?
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I'm just kidding. It never rains.
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I think they're gonna fire me
over at Globe.
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Fucking Arnie Mills sexually harasses
me and then dares me to sue.
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Anyway.
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Fuck them.
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- You like this song?
- It's okay.
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- I love this song.
- Yeah?
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[TURNS UP RADIO]
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[LITTLE STEVEN'S "AFFECTION" PLAYS]
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Why's it so hard?
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Guys, if you're gonna smoke,
take it outside.
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[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
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Fuck's the matter?
Speak English?
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- Who are you?
- The owner is a dear friend.
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- That should be enough for you.
- Fuck him too.
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- What you fucking say?
- Chill! Relax!
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Jackie. What are you doing?
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It's under control.
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Go find a fucking Taco Bell
before I cap your asses.
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DINO:
Get the fuck out of here.
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- Oh, shit. Take this.
- Fuck, no. He's a made guy.
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He'll flip when he sees this shit.
Roy's his aunt's cousin.
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DINO: What's up?
- Hey, Christopher.
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CHRIS: What the fuck happened?
- Ask your buddy.
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Spics disrespected the place.
I had to straighten them out.
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- Had to straighten them out. How many?
- Three.
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ROY: Goddamn fucking craziness.
- You all right?
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Twenty years I'm collecting these.
What the fuck, it's only glass.
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Have a seat.
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- How's business? Making money?
- Doing all right.
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- Why, got something?
- My favorite. A truck. Cigarettes.
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Sounds good.
But we're kind of with Ralphie now.
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Besides, wouldn't Tony go ballistic?
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Unless they're paying you...
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...nobody can tell anybody
how to earn a living.
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- Finally. Thank you.
- Ralphie, huh?
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Well, if you ever think about
jumping ship, you know my number.
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GLORIA: I need the paperwork
on the preowned C5.
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MAN: Mrs. Soprano?
CARMELA: Yes?
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The courtesy van's stuck in traffic.
It should only be maybe 20 minutes.
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Well, you know,
maybe I'll just call a cab.
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Jerry, I'll give her a lift.
I'm going out anyway.
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- Gloria Trillo.
- Carmela Soprano. You don't mind?
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Give me a minute,
let me grab a demo.
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This is sweet of you.
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Don't believe it.
Everybody is a potential sale.
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- So, what do you do?
- I'm a homemaker.
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You must make a very nice home
to drive a Benz.
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- So you're married?
- Yes.
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- Kids?
- Two. You?
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No. To both.
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Boys? Girls?
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One boy, one girl.
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The boy is still in high school
and my daughter's in college.
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She's not too far away though.
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She's in New York City.
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- She's at Columbia.
- School of Broadcasting?
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The university. It's in the lvy
League, one of the top schools.
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- I know. I was just kidding.
- Oh.
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Right.
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GLORIA:
Boy, these kids today.
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They got the world
by the you-know-what.
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Yeah, tell me about it.
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At least your daughter doesn't
need a man for success.
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Thank God.
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- That's a beautiful ring.
- Thank you.
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- What does your husband do?
- He's in a few businesses.
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- Sounds mysterious.
- No, no, it's not, really.
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My daughter calls us bourgeois.
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[TIRES SQUEALING]
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Thank you so much.
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- No problem. It was nice to meet you.
- You too.
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- Nice house.
- Thank you.
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I tell you, the thing I like
about Moltisanti?
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He'll even tell Tony Soprano
to go fuck himself.
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The guy's fearless.
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Who's fearless?
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Chris Moltisanti.
Where's my mother?
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She's an early riser.
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What about Moltisanti?
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We were saying he's young
to be made. That kind of shit.
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He wanted it
so he stepped up and took it.
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Like your dad and Tony Soprano.
Know how they made their names?
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- How?
- We got any marshmallows?
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Come on, what about my father?
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When we was kids,
we had our own little crew.
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Me, your dad, buon 'anima,
Tony, Silvio Dante.
244
00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:14,032
We'd do Mickey Mouse scores,
you know, moving pot...
245
00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:17,494
...swag. Bullshit stuff.
246
00:19:17,661 --> 00:19:21,665
We thought we were
like the sixth family.
247
00:19:21,831 --> 00:19:24,292
But who knew we was even alive?
248
00:19:24,751 --> 00:19:27,045
Till one fucking night.
249
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:29,923
And I gotta give your father credit.
250
00:19:30,131 --> 00:19:35,011
He had balls as big
as an Irish broad's ass.
251
00:19:35,970 --> 00:19:38,014
There was this old...
252
00:19:38,181 --> 00:19:40,308
...old mustache named...
253
00:19:41,768 --> 00:19:43,561
...Feech Lamanna.
254
00:19:44,354 --> 00:19:47,607
What Feech meant,
who the fuck knows?
255
00:19:47,816 --> 00:19:52,028
But he was made on the other side,
so he was an original.
256
00:19:52,237 --> 00:19:54,114
He was an O.G.
257
00:19:55,365 --> 00:19:56,741
Whatever.
258
00:19:57,659 --> 00:20:01,079
He had this Saturday night
card game...
259
00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:05,208
...and your father sees a chance
to rise to the A-league.
260
00:20:05,417 --> 00:20:11,005
Connected or not, him,
me and Tony were gonna rob him.
261
00:20:11,881 --> 00:20:14,342
We thought your father lost a marble.
262
00:20:14,509 --> 00:20:17,053
- But he said, "Fuck it."
- Balls.
263
00:20:17,220 --> 00:20:18,763
What happened?
264
00:20:18,972 --> 00:20:22,308
They took it down and
walked away with 20 large.
265
00:20:22,517 --> 00:20:23,685
Jesus Christ.
266
00:20:23,852 --> 00:20:26,855
What do you mean, "they"?
You didn't go?
267
00:20:28,064 --> 00:20:30,817
I'm still sick over it.
268
00:20:30,984 --> 00:20:34,737
I caught the clap from some
hippie broad I was fucking.
269
00:20:34,946 --> 00:20:38,450
My dick was dripping
like a busted pipe.
270
00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:41,369
Anyways, the rest is history.
271
00:20:41,536 --> 00:20:46,583
Your father and Tony was on the
fast track to being made, and I...
272
00:20:46,791 --> 00:20:50,378
...was still a little shit here,
like the two of you.
273
00:20:50,545 --> 00:20:55,008
And of course I, whatever...
But that was a few years later.
274
00:20:55,216 --> 00:20:58,219
- They get away with it?
RALPH: What could Feech do?
275
00:20:58,386 --> 00:21:00,013
There was a sit-down.
276
00:21:00,180 --> 00:21:04,642
And the right people
got some of their money back...
277
00:21:04,851 --> 00:21:06,811
...but the point was made.
278
00:21:07,061 --> 00:21:10,982
Your father and Tony were rising stars
to be respected.
279
00:21:13,443 --> 00:21:14,777
Cocksuckers.
280
00:21:16,487 --> 00:21:20,074
All right, kiddies.
That's enough for tonight.
281
00:21:21,993 --> 00:21:23,786
Oh, Jackie.
282
00:21:23,953 --> 00:21:28,833
Rinse those plates before you put
them in the dishwasher. It clogs.
283
00:21:35,715 --> 00:21:40,345
MAN OVER TV: We can 't help but be
amazed at the instincts they possess.
284
00:21:40,762 --> 00:21:46,517
To protect all manner of livestock.
To be protective of us.
285
00:21:50,355 --> 00:21:53,191
What can we do to protect them?
286
00:21:53,399 --> 00:21:55,610
Nurture their defenses...
287
00:21:55,818 --> 00:21:59,405
...using the natural body
defense system in Pedigree.
288
00:21:59,572 --> 00:22:01,783
What is wrong with me?
289
00:22:01,991 --> 00:22:03,326
Pedigree.
290
00:22:10,291 --> 00:22:11,834
Are you drunk?
291
00:22:17,340 --> 00:22:21,636
- How about right here?
- You would, wouldn't you? Huh?
292
00:22:22,762 --> 00:22:25,264
GLORIA:
Does my car look slanted?
293
00:22:26,766 --> 00:22:28,643
Oh, shit.
294
00:22:29,686 --> 00:22:31,729
I have a flat.
295
00:22:33,356 --> 00:22:35,066
Oh, my God.
296
00:22:36,192 --> 00:22:37,902
Jesus Christ.
297
00:22:40,113 --> 00:22:41,823
So creepy.
298
00:22:42,073 --> 00:22:43,366
Why?
299
00:22:43,616 --> 00:22:45,243
I don't know.
300
00:22:47,912 --> 00:22:49,288
What?
301
00:22:49,497 --> 00:22:50,873
What?
302
00:22:52,583 --> 00:22:55,586
- You know who did this, don't you?
- What?
303
00:22:55,753 --> 00:22:59,006
I saw that look.
At least don't lie to me.
304
00:22:59,340 --> 00:23:02,760
- What do I know about your tires?
- Fine.
305
00:23:03,010 --> 00:23:04,971
Thanks for your help.
306
00:23:05,304 --> 00:23:06,931
One time.
307
00:23:07,890 --> 00:23:13,479
My ex-girlfriend, she got a little
jealous and she slashed my tires.
308
00:23:13,688 --> 00:23:16,607
That thought went through
my mind just then.
309
00:23:17,066 --> 00:23:20,653
- It couldn't have been her.
- The cunt that called?
310
00:23:20,820 --> 00:23:23,489
- My car's fucked!
- You work for a dealer.
311
00:23:23,656 --> 00:23:27,243
- You think I get free tires?
- So I'll pay for it!
312
00:23:27,410 --> 00:23:30,997
Why offer if you didn't
have a guilty conscience?
313
00:23:31,289 --> 00:23:32,832
About what?
314
00:23:33,458 --> 00:23:35,084
I don't know. Tell me.
315
00:23:35,293 --> 00:23:38,045
This is fucking bullshit.
I'm going home.
316
00:23:38,212 --> 00:23:40,590
- Who else would do it?
- Kids, maybe.
317
00:23:40,756 --> 00:23:43,843
- Ruin a great evening over this!
- Kids!
318
00:23:44,010 --> 00:23:46,053
Maybe your brother-in-law.
319
00:23:46,220 --> 00:23:50,516
Maybe Mr. Globe, since you're
America's sweetheart this week.
320
00:23:50,683 --> 00:23:53,060
Where the fuck do you get off?
321
00:23:53,311 --> 00:23:57,273
This immigrant, alcoholic,
probably HIV-laden slut...
322
00:23:57,482 --> 00:23:59,192
Whoa with that!
323
00:23:59,358 --> 00:24:03,821
...slashes my tires and you
call my life into question?
324
00:24:04,030 --> 00:24:07,366
She wouldn't do it!
I slapped the piss out of her.
325
00:24:07,533 --> 00:24:10,203
Oh. Did you?
326
00:24:12,205 --> 00:24:14,332
Did you really hit her?
327
00:24:19,462 --> 00:24:21,088
I don't know.
328
00:24:22,006 --> 00:24:26,135
She's a poor, confused kid
from an underdeveloped country.
329
00:24:26,302 --> 00:24:28,596
Even if she did do this.
330
00:24:28,763 --> 00:24:32,600
I'll make some calls.
I'll have new Michelins in an hour.
331
00:24:32,767 --> 00:24:37,897
What are these? 85-R16's? What?
332
00:24:39,190 --> 00:24:41,567
Jesus Christ.
333
00:24:42,777 --> 00:24:44,403
All right, 17's!
334
00:24:47,823 --> 00:24:51,953
Gene Pontecorvo's got a card game.
We could take it down now.
335
00:24:52,161 --> 00:24:54,538
Are you crazy? He's with Ralph.
336
00:24:54,705 --> 00:24:57,250
Essentially, that's Ralph's game.
337
00:24:57,458 --> 00:25:01,045
Even better. Fuck him
and his rinse-your-dishes shit.
338
00:25:01,254 --> 00:25:03,714
Know what?
I think he's a secret fag.
339
00:25:04,340 --> 00:25:05,508
I don't know.
340
00:25:05,716 --> 00:25:09,470
Maybe take Carlo. He's got a shotgun.
We wear masks.
341
00:25:09,637 --> 00:25:12,723
We go in.
We're out in like two minutes.
342
00:25:12,890 --> 00:25:16,227
- What if they find out it's us?
- We want them to.
343
00:25:16,394 --> 00:25:18,771
Not right away,
but like Ralph said.
344
00:25:18,980 --> 00:25:22,149
When they do, you know
it's gonna get squashed.
345
00:25:22,316 --> 00:25:24,193
My old man
was Jackie Aprile.
346
00:25:24,402 --> 00:25:27,571
The worse that'll happen,
we give some back.
347
00:25:27,989 --> 00:25:29,615
We pull this off...
348
00:25:29,782 --> 00:25:35,037
...we're like free agents.
We dictate the terms, not them.
349
00:25:35,246 --> 00:25:37,999
Because we show balls.
350
00:25:38,165 --> 00:25:40,292
Come on, call Carlo.
351
00:25:47,383 --> 00:25:49,969
Fuck. There's no signal.
352
00:25:50,177 --> 00:25:54,223
I'd have to be pretty stupid
to write a book about killing...
353
00:25:54,390 --> 00:25:56,100
Use that phone.
354
00:25:57,685 --> 00:25:59,311
Oh, yeah, this one.
355
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:02,690
Come on, hurry up, call Carlo.
356
00:26:03,315 --> 00:26:07,236
- They show my favorite part yet?
- I think it's coming up.
357
00:26:07,445 --> 00:26:08,988
The answer's no.
358
00:26:13,159 --> 00:26:17,788
- Dude, move over. Give me some room.
- Fuck you, it's my house.
359
00:26:19,165 --> 00:26:20,624
Here it comes.
360
00:26:20,833 --> 00:26:22,543
Yeah.
361
00:26:23,961 --> 00:26:25,755
WOMAN:
Like a cigarette, Nick?
362
00:26:33,137 --> 00:26:36,140
MAN 1: You two know each other?
MAN 2: No.
363
00:26:38,851 --> 00:26:44,857
I saw a psychiatrist. That's why
Father Intintola said we should talk.
364
00:26:45,024 --> 00:26:48,778
He said you were getting
a doctorate in psychiatry.
365
00:26:48,986 --> 00:26:49,987
Psychology.
366
00:26:50,196 --> 00:26:55,326
The psychiatrist told me my
whole life is a lie, and he's right.
367
00:26:56,452 --> 00:26:59,288
And now I think I'm sick.
368
00:27:00,706 --> 00:27:04,126
And if I die, I will never
be with God in eternity.
369
00:27:04,335 --> 00:27:08,088
- You're ill?
- I think I have ovarian cancer.
370
00:27:08,297 --> 00:27:12,426
- What does the doctor say?
- I haven't seen one.
371
00:27:13,636 --> 00:27:14,887
I'm afraid.
372
00:27:15,095 --> 00:27:20,392
- Why do you think you are ill?
- I'm spotting. Lower back pain.
373
00:27:20,559 --> 00:27:26,148
My hormones are all over the place.
My cousin Kathy died from it.
374
00:27:26,315 --> 00:27:30,361
God doesn't punish people
for mistakes that they've made.
375
00:27:30,528 --> 00:27:33,447
He loves you more than you know.
376
00:27:34,949 --> 00:27:39,161
Have you thought, with your symptoms,
you might be with child?
377
00:27:39,328 --> 00:27:41,455
I know, that's another...
378
00:27:42,414 --> 00:27:47,211
Would you be more comfortable
if we set this sacrament aside...
379
00:27:47,419 --> 00:27:50,256
...and stepped into my office?
380
00:28:05,354 --> 00:28:08,941
The psychiatrist said
I should leave my husband.
381
00:28:10,234 --> 00:28:12,945
When he said that, it seemed so right.
382
00:28:13,112 --> 00:28:17,825
You made a sacred vow.
Divorce is out of the question.
383
00:28:18,033 --> 00:28:22,246
Unless...
Is he abusive, your husband?
384
00:28:22,454 --> 00:28:24,832
Not to me. But he is unfaithful.
385
00:28:25,332 --> 00:28:28,335
He's a good man basically, but...
386
00:28:29,503 --> 00:28:33,257
I talked to Father Intintola
years ago, and here I am.
387
00:28:33,465 --> 00:28:36,385
- Do you love your husband?
- I do.
388
00:28:36,552 --> 00:28:40,472
I love my husband.
And I love God.
389
00:28:41,557 --> 00:28:44,143
But my life is financed by crime.
390
00:28:45,602 --> 00:28:47,146
His crime.
391
00:28:48,689 --> 00:28:52,526
Fifty thousand dollars
to my daughter's college.
392
00:28:52,985 --> 00:28:56,321
The psychiatrist says
it's all blood money.
393
00:28:56,572 --> 00:28:59,658
Now, to maybe bring another child
into this?
394
00:28:59,825 --> 00:29:05,164
God understands that we all live
in the middle of tensions.
395
00:29:05,789 --> 00:29:09,043
You say your husband has good in him.
396
00:29:09,293 --> 00:29:14,173
What you have to do is learn to live
on what the good part earns.
397
00:29:14,423 --> 00:29:16,133
The what?
398
00:29:19,595 --> 00:29:22,514
There is a point inside yourself.
399
00:29:22,723 --> 00:29:27,770
An inner boundary beyond which
you feel culpable.
400
00:29:27,978 --> 00:29:31,815
You've got to come to an awareness
of where that line is.
401
00:29:31,982 --> 00:29:35,569
And forego those things
which lay without it.
402
00:29:35,736 --> 00:29:40,532
- The Church has changed so much.
- It's a complex world.
403
00:29:42,034 --> 00:29:47,790
Learn to live on the good part. Forego
those things that lay without it.
404
00:29:51,418 --> 00:29:54,129
I think I can do that, Father.
405
00:29:54,922 --> 00:29:56,381
I'll try.
406
00:29:56,590 --> 00:29:59,843
And go see an ob-gyn.
407
00:30:05,724 --> 00:30:07,684
This mad-cow disease.
408
00:30:07,851 --> 00:30:11,897
It's terrible the English government
didn't tell people.
409
00:30:12,105 --> 00:30:15,025
Maybe they didn't wanna
create a stampede.
410
00:30:17,611 --> 00:30:19,571
Oh, by the way...
411
00:30:19,738 --> 00:30:24,701
...guess which former medical student
no longer dates the Queen of Mean.
412
00:30:24,868 --> 00:30:26,495
You're kidding.
413
00:30:27,412 --> 00:30:32,042
- Jackie Jr. and Meadow are finished?
- Frankly, I am delighted.
414
00:30:33,043 --> 00:30:37,589
Kevin told Angie Bonpensiero
that Jackie was smoking marijuana.
415
00:30:37,756 --> 00:30:41,885
- And was caught cheating at Rutgers.
- Gee, that bad?
416
00:30:42,052 --> 00:30:44,513
That black kid would've been better.
417
00:30:44,763 --> 00:30:48,976
He's got a 4.0 and he's moving
to India for the U.N.
418
00:30:49,184 --> 00:30:51,311
- I told you.
- That's my fault.
419
00:30:51,937 --> 00:30:54,773
She wasted three months
with Jackie Jr.
420
00:30:54,982 --> 00:30:56,149
[PHONE RINGS]
421
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:58,944
- Hello.
- Mrs. Soprano!
422
00:30:59,152 --> 00:31:02,406
- Gloria Trillo, Globe Motors.
- Hi, how are you?
423
00:31:02,614 --> 00:31:06,285
I hope this is a good time.
The new E-320 just came in.
424
00:31:06,493 --> 00:31:08,370
You might wanna take a look.
425
00:31:08,579 --> 00:31:12,958
No, I don't think so.
I still have another year on my lease.
426
00:31:13,125 --> 00:31:15,502
Maybe your husband will treat you.
427
00:31:15,711 --> 00:31:18,171
Maybe I will.
Thank you for calling.
428
00:31:18,380 --> 00:31:20,757
Okay, bye. Hope to see you!
429
00:31:21,091 --> 00:31:22,301
Bye-bye.
430
00:31:25,137 --> 00:31:27,264
Well, what a nice woman.
431
00:31:27,431 --> 00:31:28,598
Who?
432
00:31:28,807 --> 00:31:32,144
Just some saleswoman
from Globe Motors.
433
00:31:35,731 --> 00:31:36,982
What?
434
00:31:38,317 --> 00:31:43,447
She wants me to try the new wagon.
I'm not interested, but she was nice.
435
00:31:43,655 --> 00:31:46,825
She took me home
while they serviced the wagon.
436
00:31:46,992 --> 00:31:50,746
I should hold onto it another year,
don't you think?
437
00:31:51,788 --> 00:31:53,415
Another year.
438
00:31:54,333 --> 00:31:55,584
Yeah.
439
00:32:05,594 --> 00:32:09,014
MAN: I was just wondering
if we could switch days off.
440
00:32:09,389 --> 00:32:11,850
- Give me a minute.
- We could switch...
441
00:32:12,017 --> 00:32:14,936
I got a customer coming in, all right?
Tony.
442
00:32:21,568 --> 00:32:25,155
Are you out of your fucking mind,
talking to my wife?
443
00:32:25,322 --> 00:32:30,994
I was upset about your ex-girlfriend.
I thought you should see my version.
444
00:32:33,789 --> 00:32:35,415
I'm sorry, all right?
445
00:32:35,874 --> 00:32:38,335
You drove her home. What the fuck?
446
00:32:38,502 --> 00:32:42,089
Then you look right into my eyes
and don't tell me?
447
00:32:44,424 --> 00:32:49,304
It's normal to be curious about
someone you love's significant others.
448
00:32:49,513 --> 00:32:52,599
- It's not. It's fucking twisted.
- It is not.
449
00:32:52,808 --> 00:32:55,018
I don't wanna argue.
You're upset.
450
00:32:55,227 --> 00:32:58,897
I know it's on the margins
for someone like you...
451
00:32:59,064 --> 00:33:01,191
...and it'll never happen again.
452
00:33:01,399 --> 00:33:02,651
No shit.
453
00:33:04,528 --> 00:33:08,365
You can tell your shrink
you ruined eight relationships.
454
00:33:09,741 --> 00:33:12,661
- What do you mean?
- It's fucking over.
455
00:33:13,370 --> 00:33:14,579
Tony!
456
00:33:15,205 --> 00:33:19,251
You see, Tuesday I can take my kid
to hear Raffi.
457
00:33:21,044 --> 00:33:22,838
DOCTOR:
Left ovary.
458
00:33:28,677 --> 00:33:30,470
Right ovary.
459
00:33:32,222 --> 00:33:35,392
Just tell me right out.
Don't mince words.
460
00:33:35,559 --> 00:33:38,645
I didn 't like people
knowing my personal life.
461
00:33:38,854 --> 00:33:42,524
Where is this asshole now?
What did he have, one song?
462
00:33:42,941 --> 00:33:45,610
- What?
- We should do what we gotta do.
463
00:33:45,819 --> 00:33:49,239
- Call Carlo.
- Who the fuck was Feech Lamanna?
464
00:33:49,447 --> 00:33:51,825
You know what? Don't come.
465
00:33:52,117 --> 00:33:56,746
You wanna spend your life with
your head up your ass, be my guest.
466
00:33:59,416 --> 00:34:04,212
ANGIE: How's your calamari salad?
ROSALIE: It's not the right olive oil.
467
00:34:05,297 --> 00:34:08,383
- You haven't said two words, Carmela.
- Sorry.
468
00:34:10,844 --> 00:34:14,180
- I came from Dr. Rotelli's.
- Everything all right?
469
00:34:14,389 --> 00:34:17,726
I've never been better.
Just a thyroid thing.
470
00:34:17,892 --> 00:34:20,979
- Thank God.
- I thought I was pregnant.
471
00:34:21,187 --> 00:34:23,481
Bite your tongue. At our age?
472
00:34:23,648 --> 00:34:26,318
With the kids growing up and all...
473
00:34:26,484 --> 00:34:30,780
I want a grandchild. Terry
and her husband are trying, but...
474
00:34:30,947 --> 00:34:34,451
Speaking of kids, I am sick
about Jackie and Meadow.
475
00:34:34,617 --> 00:34:37,537
I ask, he tells me
to mind my own business.
476
00:34:37,704 --> 00:34:39,831
- So does she.
- They broke up?
477
00:34:41,875 --> 00:34:43,084
Is Meadow okay?
478
00:34:43,293 --> 00:34:46,880
She's so different than I was.
It rolls off her back.
479
00:34:47,088 --> 00:34:51,551
- No weight loss or sleepless nights.
- Not like what we go through.
480
00:34:51,718 --> 00:34:53,678
Because we married them.
481
00:34:53,887 --> 00:34:57,932
It's not just us.
The president of the United States...
482
00:34:58,141 --> 00:35:01,978
His wife put up with the
blowjobs and the stained dress.
483
00:35:02,145 --> 00:35:04,522
Hillary Clinton? I can't stand her.
484
00:35:04,981 --> 00:35:07,901
We could all take a page
from her book.
485
00:35:08,109 --> 00:35:11,279
To be publicly humiliated
and go around smiling?
486
00:35:11,488 --> 00:35:16,534
That is so false. I would dig a hole,
climb into it and not come out.
487
00:35:16,701 --> 00:35:20,914
All I know is, she stuck by him,
put up with the bullshit...
488
00:35:21,122 --> 00:35:23,792
...and she set up
her own little thing.
489
00:35:23,958 --> 00:35:29,005
She took all that negative shit
he gave her and spun it into gold.
490
00:35:29,172 --> 00:35:31,549
You gotta give her credit.
491
00:35:32,217 --> 00:35:34,594
Well, that's true, isn't it?
492
00:35:35,678 --> 00:35:38,431
She's a role model for all of us.
493
00:35:43,478 --> 00:35:45,688
No, the case is still pending.
494
00:35:45,855 --> 00:35:51,528
They could try me on mail and wire
fraud, but they want a major RICO.
495
00:35:52,529 --> 00:35:54,823
Tony. Line two.
496
00:35:54,989 --> 00:35:59,786
- Who is it?
- It's a woman. I think she's crying.
497
00:36:03,623 --> 00:36:05,750
Let me get back to you.
498
00:36:12,215 --> 00:36:13,424
Hello.
499
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,009
Tony.
500
00:36:26,479 --> 00:36:29,566
I don't know, I don't know,
I don't...
501
00:36:29,732 --> 00:36:32,193
I can't understand you.
502
00:36:32,610 --> 00:36:36,030
I can't take it anymore.
503
00:36:38,741 --> 00:36:43,037
I don 't know... I don 't know why.
I don 't know why.
504
00:36:47,417 --> 00:36:48,626
Tony.
505
00:36:50,295 --> 00:36:52,797
[KNOCKING]
506
00:37:05,268 --> 00:37:08,271
- Thanks for coming.
- All right.
507
00:37:10,106 --> 00:37:13,443
- You want something to drink?
- No.
508
00:37:17,822 --> 00:37:21,826
I'm sorry. There's no one else
I can talk to.
509
00:37:22,535 --> 00:37:24,329
What about him?
510
00:37:24,829 --> 00:37:28,583
- Laugh if you want. He helps.
- He's a Captain Marvel.
511
00:37:34,339 --> 00:37:37,008
I just want it to be the way it was.
512
00:37:38,968 --> 00:37:40,762
- I love you.
- Stop it.
513
00:37:40,970 --> 00:37:44,223
- I'm sorry.
- Quit crying. I can't stand it.
514
00:37:44,432 --> 00:37:47,602
- I wanna be with you.
- That's not gonna happen.
515
00:37:49,479 --> 00:37:50,772
I know.
516
00:37:53,232 --> 00:37:54,859
I know.
517
00:37:55,193 --> 00:37:58,196
My life's a trip to nowhere.
518
00:37:58,404 --> 00:38:00,782
You bring it on yourself.
519
00:38:02,575 --> 00:38:05,995
You're a beautiful, talented woman.
520
00:38:07,789 --> 00:38:09,040
But you...
521
00:38:09,665 --> 00:38:13,503
- You push a man away.
- That's not gonna happen again.
522
00:38:13,669 --> 00:38:18,383
The other night with the tires.
I'm a grown man. I've had other women.
523
00:38:18,591 --> 00:38:21,427
- You think I lived in a freezer?
- Fine.
524
00:38:21,803 --> 00:38:26,265
I'll sit back like a mute while you
screw every woman out there.
525
00:38:26,432 --> 00:38:28,976
See, there's that tone again.
526
00:38:30,812 --> 00:38:32,021
Look.
527
00:38:33,731 --> 00:38:35,066
It's over.
528
00:38:36,025 --> 00:38:40,071
I mean, we had our mo-fo,
or whatever.
529
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:43,074
And it was great.
530
00:38:46,744 --> 00:38:49,747
And now it's time to put it to bed.
531
00:38:52,041 --> 00:38:57,171
You think you can treat me like
some stupid goombah housewife?
532
00:38:57,338 --> 00:39:00,424
You think I'll let some fucker
shit over me...
533
00:39:00,591 --> 00:39:04,720
...just because he buys me
some ridiculous, gaudy ring?
534
00:39:05,555 --> 00:39:08,015
Where the fuck do you get off?
535
00:39:08,349 --> 00:39:09,350
You don't care.
536
00:39:09,559 --> 00:39:14,188
Think you're the only one with
problems? My life's a fucking picnic?
537
00:39:14,397 --> 00:39:15,565
Poor you.
538
00:39:20,319 --> 00:39:26,242
You got a dream life compared to mine.
Nobody cares if I'm alive or dead!
539
00:39:28,244 --> 00:39:30,288
I didn't just meet you.
540
00:39:31,831 --> 00:39:34,834
- I've known you my whole life.
- That's right.
541
00:39:35,001 --> 00:39:38,421
Take a dump wherever you please
and walk away.
542
00:39:38,588 --> 00:39:41,299
My mother was just like you.
543
00:39:41,883 --> 00:39:44,635
- A bottomless black hole.
- Oh.
544
00:39:44,802 --> 00:39:46,679
The mother now.
545
00:39:47,096 --> 00:39:51,309
I surrender.
Burn me at the stake.
546
00:39:51,517 --> 00:39:52,894
You know what?
547
00:39:54,437 --> 00:39:55,980
You're fucking crazy.
548
00:39:56,480 --> 00:40:00,151
- All I ever asked for was kindness.
- Come here.
549
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:05,740
Listen to me, and listen good.
No more calls, no more nothing.
550
00:40:05,907 --> 00:40:07,950
You see me, cross the street.
551
00:40:08,159 --> 00:40:11,495
You're dangerous,
and I don't want you in my life.
552
00:40:11,704 --> 00:40:12,997
Don't go!
553
00:40:13,873 --> 00:40:15,666
I'll call your wife!
554
00:40:17,919 --> 00:40:19,462
What did you say?
555
00:40:21,380 --> 00:40:24,800
I'll go to Columbia.
I'll tell your daughter.
556
00:40:28,346 --> 00:40:29,597
Come on!
557
00:40:34,018 --> 00:40:35,394
Come here.
558
00:40:44,362 --> 00:40:46,072
Now, you listen to me.
559
00:40:46,238 --> 00:40:49,742
Go near my wife or my family,
and I'll kill you.
560
00:40:49,909 --> 00:40:51,952
Understand? I'll kill you.
561
00:40:52,620 --> 00:40:55,956
Kill me. Kill me, you cocksu...
562
00:40:57,291 --> 00:40:58,834
You fucking bitch!
563
00:40:59,085 --> 00:41:02,588
Kill me. Kill me. Kill me.
564
00:41:03,047 --> 00:41:06,467
Kill me. Kill me. Kill me.
565
00:41:07,051 --> 00:41:12,181
Kill me. Kill me. Kill me.
566
00:41:12,473 --> 00:41:14,850
Kill me.
567
00:41:35,913 --> 00:41:38,040
All right, this is it.
568
00:41:38,457 --> 00:41:41,794
I don't care if God comes by,
don't move the car.
569
00:41:41,961 --> 00:41:43,921
- You do the talking.
- Me?
570
00:41:44,088 --> 00:41:46,549
- Eugene will know me.
CARLO: Don't worry.
571
00:41:46,757 --> 00:41:50,344
When they see this,
nobody will have to say a word.
572
00:41:51,554 --> 00:41:52,763
What's the matter?
573
00:41:55,015 --> 00:41:56,267
I don't know.
574
00:41:58,686 --> 00:42:01,522
- You sure you wanna do this?
- Why?
575
00:42:01,730 --> 00:42:02,982
Don't you?
576
00:42:05,526 --> 00:42:08,362
Fuck it, let's go down the shore.
577
00:42:13,742 --> 00:42:16,579
Let's do it before the crank
wears off.
578
00:42:20,124 --> 00:42:22,793
- Ace high flush.
CHRIS: Flush talks.
579
00:42:24,295 --> 00:42:26,005
EUGENE:
Anybody want a drink?
580
00:42:27,798 --> 00:42:29,842
DINO:
Nobody fucking move!
581
00:42:32,469 --> 00:42:34,263
Take it easy, all right?
582
00:42:34,430 --> 00:42:35,764
- Shit.
- Shut up!
583
00:42:36,182 --> 00:42:38,726
Empty your pockets.
All of you!
584
00:42:39,018 --> 00:42:42,271
- Come on!
- Very bad, boys. Very bad.
585
00:42:42,479 --> 00:42:46,442
This is a low-level game.
All you'll get is practice.
586
00:42:46,650 --> 00:42:50,070
- You hear what he said? Shut up!
- Take it easy.
587
00:42:51,197 --> 00:42:53,073
You know who you're robbing?
588
00:42:53,991 --> 00:42:57,161
- Give me your watch.
- Leave while you look good.
589
00:42:57,369 --> 00:42:59,079
Just give it to him.
590
00:42:59,246 --> 00:43:03,083
Victory has a hundred fathers,
but defeat is an orphan.
591
00:43:03,292 --> 00:43:05,753
Shut up! Stop fucking looking at me!
592
00:43:05,961 --> 00:43:07,588
CARLO:
Come on, hurry up!
593
00:43:07,755 --> 00:43:09,381
Let's get out of here!
594
00:43:17,848 --> 00:43:21,602
If you can keep your head
while those around you can't...
595
00:43:33,489 --> 00:43:36,408
[FURIO SCREAMS IN ITALIAN]
596
00:43:48,128 --> 00:43:51,048
- Where the fuck is he?
- Shit.
597
00:43:51,757 --> 00:43:53,467
Shit, come on!
598
00:43:58,222 --> 00:44:02,434
- Get the fuck out!
- What are you doing? This is my...
599
00:44:08,857 --> 00:44:10,025
Jackie!
600
00:44:10,484 --> 00:44:11,485
Jackie!
601
00:44:14,113 --> 00:44:15,989
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
602
00:44:16,156 --> 00:44:17,950
ALBERT:
Hey, cocksucker.
603
00:44:22,663 --> 00:44:26,166
Chris, please.
We didn't know you were in there.
604
00:44:26,625 --> 00:44:28,585
We're with Ralphie.
605
00:44:28,877 --> 00:44:30,212
Please?
606
00:44:42,891 --> 00:44:46,728
[FURIO SCREAMS]
607
00:44:49,940 --> 00:44:53,694
If you're one of many men
with erectile dysfunction...
608
00:44:53,861 --> 00:44:56,321
...you know it's no laughing matter.
609
00:44:56,530 --> 00:45:00,826
You might not know treatment
is covered by most medical plans...
610
00:45:00,993 --> 00:45:05,205
Dr. Freid. I'm sorry. Your service
said it was an emergency.
611
00:45:07,207 --> 00:45:08,459
Hello.
612
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:11,587
Jesus Christ.
613
00:45:12,379 --> 00:45:15,883
Not again, Tony.
I can't keep doing this.
614
00:45:16,091 --> 00:45:18,385
I'm in the middle of a comm...
615
00:45:18,552 --> 00:45:23,182
Can't he go to the emergency room?
I thought he had a green card.
616
00:45:23,390 --> 00:45:25,767
[SCREAMS IN ITALIAN]
617
00:45:28,061 --> 00:45:30,272
You'll make him hit an artery!
618
00:45:30,439 --> 00:45:32,816
Relax, let the sedative do its job.
619
00:45:33,025 --> 00:45:35,861
Be glad they didn't hit
nothing important.
620
00:45:36,028 --> 00:45:40,657
- This prick is really a doctor?
- Close. I'm a prick doctor. Get it?
621
00:45:40,824 --> 00:45:43,202
Maybe he can give you a bulge.
622
00:45:43,410 --> 00:45:46,997
Doc, see if you can remove
this ladies' underwear.
623
00:45:48,832 --> 00:45:50,375
It'll be all right.
624
00:45:51,001 --> 00:45:52,961
[SCREAMS IN ITALIAN]
625
00:45:57,716 --> 00:46:00,552
Little motherfucker.
He's going, bigtime.
626
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:03,805
- Sure it was Jackie Jr.?
- I'll do him tonight.
627
00:46:04,014 --> 00:46:05,390
- No, you're not.
- Why?
628
00:46:05,599 --> 00:46:07,809
- Because I said so.
- Why?
629
00:46:07,976 --> 00:46:12,272
- I don't gotta explain.
- Because he's Jackie Aprile's kid?
630
00:46:12,439 --> 00:46:15,108
You're not gonna let this go.
You can't!
631
00:46:15,275 --> 00:46:18,445
He shot at me, tried to kill Furio.
We're made!
632
00:46:18,612 --> 00:46:21,156
Everyone you whack,
you risk exposure.
633
00:46:21,365 --> 00:46:24,534
The feds ask for major murder
for Christmas.
634
00:46:24,701 --> 00:46:28,038
- You're a fucking hypocrite.
- What did you say?
635
00:46:28,246 --> 00:46:30,374
You preach this wise-guy shit...
636
00:46:30,540 --> 00:46:34,211
...meanwhile we're the only ones
who play by the rules.
637
00:46:34,795 --> 00:46:36,421
I loved you.
638
00:46:36,755 --> 00:46:38,715
What happens, I decide.
639
00:46:39,049 --> 00:46:42,052
You don't love me, that hurts,
but too bad.
640
00:46:42,219 --> 00:46:46,056
Because you don't gotta love me.
But you will respect me.
641
00:47:07,744 --> 00:47:09,788
Ralph Cifaretto's here.
642
00:47:10,789 --> 00:47:12,332
What'd we say?
643
00:47:24,970 --> 00:47:27,180
- Ton.
- How you doing?
644
00:47:28,765 --> 00:47:30,809
- It's terrible, huh?
- Yeah.
645
00:47:30,976 --> 00:47:35,105
Ro's going nuts. She knows
he hangs around with Dino.
646
00:47:35,272 --> 00:47:38,275
- Any word from her son?
- No, no.
647
00:47:39,985 --> 00:47:41,695
All right, come on.
648
00:47:47,159 --> 00:47:48,243
This kid.
649
00:47:50,537 --> 00:47:53,790
- He did a terrible thing.
- Terrible.
650
00:47:54,833 --> 00:47:59,296
- Your fucking card game.
- I know you're close to the family.
651
00:47:59,504 --> 00:48:03,258
No, I feel for you.
You're living under the same roof.
652
00:48:03,425 --> 00:48:05,552
And it was my card game.
653
00:48:06,761 --> 00:48:09,681
But what happened to Sunshine...
654
00:48:09,848 --> 00:48:11,725
...is a disgrace.
655
00:48:15,770 --> 00:48:18,231
But to tell you the truth, Tony...
656
00:48:21,026 --> 00:48:23,737
...I wanna give the kid a pass.
657
00:48:24,946 --> 00:48:26,114
Yeah?
658
00:48:26,281 --> 00:48:29,784
It's just me though.
I know you got bigger concerns.
659
00:48:29,993 --> 00:48:32,370
You're the boss, and...
660
00:48:33,038 --> 00:48:35,790
I'll make sure your orders are done.
661
00:48:35,957 --> 00:48:39,794
I think you should go
with your instincts on this, Ralph.
662
00:48:41,171 --> 00:48:42,547
You do?
663
00:48:44,299 --> 00:48:49,012
But Furio took a hit. Chris.
These are made men.
664
00:48:50,180 --> 00:48:53,016
I'll make sure they respect
your decision.
665
00:48:53,225 --> 00:48:56,311
Because I'm sure
you'll do the right thing.
666
00:48:56,937 --> 00:48:59,231
That's why I made you captain.
667
00:49:01,900 --> 00:49:04,110
This is Rosalie's kid.
668
00:49:07,989 --> 00:49:13,745
That's why I'll understand if you give
him a pass. Everybody else will too.
669
00:49:14,913 --> 00:49:19,542
Who cares about shit they don't
have the balls to say to your face?
670
00:49:23,296 --> 00:49:25,674
Kid disrespected you.
671
00:49:28,468 --> 00:49:31,805
But they don't have
to live with your commitments.
672
00:49:34,432 --> 00:49:38,353
But, hey, the decision
goes the other way?
673
00:49:38,561 --> 00:49:42,607
The one thing you cannot do, Ralph,
you cannot do...
674
00:49:42,816 --> 00:49:45,110
...is blame yourself.
675
00:49:45,944 --> 00:49:48,947
You took this kid under your wing.
676
00:49:49,114 --> 00:49:52,200
You schooled him as best you could.
677
00:49:53,159 --> 00:49:54,536
Didn't you?
678
00:50:00,792 --> 00:50:02,752
Jack spoiled him.
679
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:06,131
I think this is yours.
680
00:50:07,090 --> 00:50:11,720
The stupid kid was carrying it around
during the holidays.
681
00:50:48,965 --> 00:50:51,801
She wanted me to fucking kill her.
682
00:50:52,010 --> 00:50:54,053
Like suicide by cop.
683
00:50:54,846 --> 00:50:56,890
So she set me up?
684
00:50:57,807 --> 00:51:00,268
She saw me as only a fucking hammer?
685
00:51:00,477 --> 00:51:02,187
She loved you.
686
00:51:04,189 --> 00:51:07,859
She looked so good too,
that day in your office.
687
00:51:09,819 --> 00:51:13,072
Just another Irina
with a college degree.
688
00:51:13,364 --> 00:51:14,741
Ask yourself.
689
00:51:14,949 --> 00:51:20,955
How did you recognize in Gloria,
under her layers of sophistication...
690
00:51:21,164 --> 00:51:26,503
...this deeply wounded, angry being
that would let you replicate...
691
00:51:26,753 --> 00:51:29,422
...your relationship
with your mother?
692
00:51:29,589 --> 00:51:33,718
I don't wanna fuck my mother.
You're never gonna convince me.
693
00:51:33,927 --> 00:51:35,470
Not fuck.
694
00:51:35,845 --> 00:51:37,889
Try to please her.
695
00:51:38,097 --> 00:51:39,891
Try to win her love.
696
00:51:40,058 --> 00:51:42,185
Forty fucking years old.
697
00:51:42,393 --> 00:51:46,606
We need to repeat what's familiar,
even if it's bad for us.
698
00:51:46,773 --> 00:51:49,859
Gloria's need for drama.
699
00:51:50,276 --> 00:51:54,322
The selfishness.
The incessant self-regard.
700
00:51:55,490 --> 00:51:56,866
At one time...
701
00:51:57,075 --> 00:52:00,578
...in your mother's hands,
it passed for love.
702
00:52:02,038 --> 00:52:05,542
All right, look. You're her doctor.
You tell me.
703
00:52:05,750 --> 00:52:08,044
Do I gotta worry about this broad?
704
00:52:08,253 --> 00:52:11,089
She says she's gonna
tell Carmela about us.
705
00:52:11,297 --> 00:52:13,841
I honestly can't predict.
706
00:52:15,885 --> 00:52:17,595
We should deal with...
707
00:52:17,804 --> 00:52:21,641
...why are you so attracted
to dangerous relationships?
708
00:52:21,808 --> 00:52:24,811
Why do you put your marriage
in such danger?
709
00:52:25,979 --> 00:52:30,024
- Maybe I'm looking for a way out.
- Anthony.
710
00:52:30,608 --> 00:52:34,654
- You'll never leave your wife.
- Bullshit. There's a limit.
711
00:52:34,862 --> 00:52:38,116
She might leave you,
but you'll never leave her.
712
00:52:40,243 --> 00:52:42,620
Despite your mothering...
713
00:52:42,787 --> 00:52:47,583
...you made one good decision
in your life vis-๏ฟฝ-vis women.
714
00:52:47,750 --> 00:52:49,794
You won't throw that over.
715
00:52:50,003 --> 00:52:53,923
Your own selfishness is too strong
to let that happen.
716
00:52:54,090 --> 00:52:55,967
All right. All right.
717
00:52:56,592 --> 00:53:01,931
Actually, in spite of everything
you're a very conventional man.
718
00:53:02,140 --> 00:53:03,766
I said all right.
719
00:53:04,517 --> 00:53:06,811
We have to stop now.
720
00:53:20,158 --> 00:53:24,620
- Got pep, I'll give it that.
- Zero to 60 in under seven seconds.
721
00:53:35,381 --> 00:53:38,051
What's the matter, you don't like me?
722
00:53:41,929 --> 00:53:46,476
I'm not back, they call the cops,
standard operating procedure.
723
00:53:46,851 --> 00:53:51,647
Here's standard operating procedure.
Stay away from Tony Soprano.
724
00:53:51,814 --> 00:53:55,943
Shut the fuck up and listen.
It's over, capisce?
725
00:53:56,736 --> 00:53:58,362
Over and done.
726
00:53:58,571 --> 00:54:02,950
You call or go anywhere near him
or his family...
727
00:54:03,159 --> 00:54:07,538
...and they'll be scraping your
nipples off these leather seats.
728
00:54:07,705 --> 00:54:10,166
And here's the point to remember.
729
00:54:10,333 --> 00:54:15,129
My face is the last one you'll see.
Not Tony's.
730
00:54:16,005 --> 00:54:18,132
We understand each other?
731
00:54:18,966 --> 00:54:21,427
It won't be cinematic.
732
00:54:34,482 --> 00:54:36,275
[DOOR OPENS]
733
00:54:43,074 --> 00:54:45,368
Any word, anything?
734
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:48,829
He probably went down to Florida.
735
00:54:49,830 --> 00:54:52,208
Ro, I'm sure he's fine.
736
00:54:52,875 --> 00:54:54,585
Ro, come on.
737
00:55:08,474 --> 00:55:09,725
Look.
738
00:55:11,227 --> 00:55:14,730
- This will be hard for you to hear.
- Jesus Christ!
739
00:55:14,897 --> 00:55:18,317
No, it's okay. It's okay, it's just...
740
00:55:20,403 --> 00:55:23,239
...he has a very serious drug problem.
741
00:55:23,406 --> 00:55:24,657
What?
742
00:55:26,367 --> 00:55:30,288
It's coke.
He may owe some money to dealers.
743
00:55:30,621 --> 00:55:32,582
[ROSALIE SOBS]
744
00:55:32,832 --> 00:55:35,501
- Oh, my God.
- I didn't wanna tell you.
745
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:38,879
Look, we're doing everything we can.
746
00:55:43,926 --> 00:55:45,636
We're gonna find him.
747
00:55:45,845 --> 00:55:47,888
We'll get him help.
748
00:55:48,306 --> 00:55:50,516
We'll get him to rehab.
749
00:55:53,853 --> 00:55:57,023
Let's just hope he's not too far gone.
750
00:56:21,422 --> 00:56:23,632
Something smells good.
751
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:28,637
Lemon snaps for the
bake sale at church.
752
00:56:38,689 --> 00:56:39,982
You look good.
753
00:56:41,025 --> 00:56:43,486
I went to step today.
754
00:56:44,862 --> 00:56:49,992
Is that why you don't have these
looney-tune moods when you exercise?
755
00:56:52,703 --> 00:56:54,580
Where's your ring?
756
00:56:58,084 --> 00:57:01,170
I had to get it sized.
It's a little big.
757
00:57:06,717 --> 00:57:09,470
[OVEN TIMER BUZZES]
758
00:57:24,401 --> 00:57:28,864
Hi, it's me. I'll be home
in about twenty minutes.
759
00:57:30,157 --> 00:57:32,910
Yeah, I picked up the stuffed shells.
760
00:57:33,118 --> 00:57:36,622
No, the Celantano's,
you just gotta heat them up.
761
00:59:56,595 --> 00:59:57,596
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