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- [Dan] Hello, Internet.
- [Phil] Hey, guys. Hi.
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- Hello, Internet.
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♪ [music] ♪
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- Why do you always make
cat whiskers on your face?
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Hello, everyone! Hey, guys.
Hello, hello, hello, hello.
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- Hello, hello, hello. Hi, hi.
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In the middle, hey.
How you doing?
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At the very top, hi.
Hi. How are you?
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- Hi. Hello.
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- So Hollywood, how are you
doing tonight? Are you good? All
right.
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Well, Dan, at no point in life,
thought he'd be saying that,
seriously.
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But good that you
are good. Yes.
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- Yeah. So Dan, as we're here in
Hollywood...
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- We are, indeed.
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- I would like three facts about
Hollywood, please.
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- Wait. What?
- Three facts.
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- You can't just ask me to give
them facts. I don't have
anything prepared.
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- I mean you must know something
about Hollywood. Come on. Fact
one.
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- Okay. I know something
that happened this morning.
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We were walking through
Hollywood, and we saw
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Shrek's star on the
Walk of Fame, seriously.
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- That we did.
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- I am not joking. We were just
looking down, and I was like,
"Wait. Oh, my god.
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Oh, my god. My senpai." It was
good. It was an emotional moment
for me.
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- There was actual tears
on that Shrek star.
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- There were, actually.
- Fact two.
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- Another fact is that this is
the actual theater where the
Oscars happen.
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That's awesome, right?
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You guys, you are sharing
seats with some celebrity butts.
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I am telling you that,
seriously.
- Definitely.
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- Just soak it up. Oh, yeah.
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- Fact three.
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- Obviously a fact is that the
people of Hollywood have
beautiful American accents.
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That's true.
- Yes.
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- It is a wonderful thing for
us Brits. I have an idea.
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As Phil just so kindly
put me on the spot like that,
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how's about Phil gives us
his best American accent?
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- You can't make me do
an American accent.
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- We all want to hear Phil
attempt that. Don't we? Come on.
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- I am sorry in advance. Oh,
hey, Hollywood. I'm so happy to
be here.
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That was terrible. That was
really bad.
- What was that? Okay.
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- I'm sorry.
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- Well, I don't know about you
guys, but I feel like we should
move on before we get deported.
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Yeah. Right. Well, this is all
good.
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Phil, I don't want to alarm you
or anything, but look around.
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What the heck
is all of this stuff?
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Isn't that one of your
house plants, Phil?
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- Yes. There's my cactus, Loki.
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- Loki?
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- Yeah.
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- I wasn't aware you started
naming your house plants.
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- I named the cactus.
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- Okay. But no, look. It's the
rubber duck from our bathroom or
the stickers from your laptop.
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- There's my Sharpie
collection as well.
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- What is under that thing?
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- You know I can't resist
something covered with a
mysterious cloth.
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- Should Phil pull it off?
Yeah, come on, Phil.
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- Wow.
- That's huge.
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- I'm going to ride it.
- You're going to what?
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- I'm going to ride it.
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- Okay. Phil is mounting the
giant lion, everybody.
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[cheering]
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- It's so majestic.
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- Right. So if there was a
giant lion under that sheet,
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then I wonder what's going
to be under that one.
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Okay. I think we all know.
Let's see. Okay. And it is...
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a giant llama. Wow.
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Oh, would you look at that? It's
like a huge tribute to 2011.
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Whatever next? Will a packet of
Maltesers and a placenta roll
across the stage?
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Seriously. Cringe attack.
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- Who thinks Dan should
mount the llama?
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- No, no, no, stop. I'm quite
happy down here. Thank you.
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- Mount the llama. Mount the
llama. Mount the llama. Mount
the llama.
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- Okay. Fine. Fine. Okay. Geez.
Peer pressure. Okay. I'm getting
on the llama.
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Right. Okay. This is very high.
All right. Hey.
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- Hey. I wonder if they've got
any special features. There's a
little button here.
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[roar]
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That's how I feel every morning.
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- Wow. I wonder what the
button on mine does.
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- Yeah.
[llama noise]
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- Really? That exact noise?
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- Is that how you feel
every morning, Dan?
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- Yeah, that's kind of how I
feel right now, actually.
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- So...
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- Well, this is a thing then.
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[ding]
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Guys, this is the thing that we
just came through, this thing in
the middle here.
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Yeah. Yeah. Phil, it appears
to be a giant microwave. What?
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- Uh-oh. I mean, what?
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- Phil, do you know something
about the giant microwave?
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- Um.
- Phil?
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- I mean it's a great
onomatopoeia. Microwave.
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- Nice reference there, Phil. I
see. Right. That's it. I'm
getting down.
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Oh no. I'm gonna die.
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Okay. Thank you. Right.
Phil, get off the lion.
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I think we need to have a
little chat about something.
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- I can't get down.
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- What do you mean
you can't get down?
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- I'm stuck.
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- Oh, you're stuck, are you?
That's convenient.
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Sorry about this, guys. Very
embarrassing. We're having a bit
of a domestic here.
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I swear to God, I will pull you
off the lion if you don't get
down right now, Phil.
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- It's so high. Ah. Ah.
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- This is why you don't mount
things. Right. So Phil?
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- Well, you know how my laptop's
always running out of battery.
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- Yeah, because you watch anime
in the bath every morning for
three hours.
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- And how radiation gives
people superpowers.
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- Yep. Sure, Phil.
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- Well, I may have
micro-- [cough]
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- Sorry, Phil. Could you say
that a bit louder for the guys
at the back?
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- I microwaved my laptop!
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- You did what? Why would you
microwave your laptop?
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- I thought it would
increase the battery life.
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- Oh, my God. Phil, I don't
believe this. That is so
dangerous.
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Firstly, literally, the entire
thing is made out of metal.
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Secondly, nobody understands
what microwaves do. They do
weird things to physics.
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I mean you put in corn kernels,
and it just comes out like
popcorn. What's that about?
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- Exactly.
- Hang on. Hang on. Dan, I think
that's what happened here.
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- What?
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- I put my laptop in the
microwave, and everything inside
it pops out like popcorn.
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- Wait. Phil, I think you're
right. That must be exactly what
has happened here.
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You microwaved your laptop
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and everything inside it and
from our YouTube channel has
exploded into reality.
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- Wow. I'm glad I emptied my
recycle bin before that
happened.
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- Do I want to know?
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- No.
- Okay.
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- So how does that explain
these guys then?
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- Well, I guess these guys must
be our followers from the
Internet. Hey. Hey.
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- Hey. Wow.
- Cool.
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- They're like real-life
YouTube comments.
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- Dear God, that is a
terrifying thought.
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Wait, wait. What does that mean?
If they're real-life YouTube
comments,
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does that mean we can thumbs
them up and thumbs them down and
stuff?
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- Don't thumbs anyone
up or down, please.
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- Whoa. Okay. Sorry. Sorry.
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Really didn't want to get to
thumbing that early in the show.
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But no, seriously.
See the person right there?
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What would happen
if I reported them?
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Would they just fly into the
ceiling and disappear or
somethng?
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- I think in this universe,
that could be murder.
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So no blocking, reporting,
thumbing. - Okay. Sorry, sorry,
sorry.
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- Just leave them alone.
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- Well, I think you'll all
agree. This is a pretty weird
situation.
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So I am going to post a cheeky
tweet about this. One sec.
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All right. Let's see.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Wait, Phil. Something's
happened to my phone.
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It's a Nokia 3310.
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- Awesome. We can play Snake.
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- No, Phil. I don't think you've
quite understood what's clearly
going on here.
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- What?
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- No more iPhone, everything
from your laptop, these guys
suddenly in real life.
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Phil, you have destroyed
the Internet.
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Oh, my God. Phil, what do we do?
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I don't know how to live
without the Internet.
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How are we supposed to
entertain these people?
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I'm used to hiding
behind a screen
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so I don't have to deal
with their reactions.
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- Well, you know what my
grandma always used to say?
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If you microwave your laptop and
destroy the universe, make the
most out of the situation.
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- That's an incredibly specific
piece of advice, Phil.
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- Seriously though. I mean we're
on a stage. We've got an
audience.
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There's loads of snazzy
lights everywhere.
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- There are.
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- I think I could do something
I've always dreamed of.
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- Well, what have you always
dreamed of doing, Phil?
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- Well, something like...
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- Phil? Phil, what's happening?
Wait, Phil. Why is there music
playing?
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♪ Whenever I'm alone or if I'm
feeling gray, there's one place
I can go♪
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♪ to brighten up my day. ♪
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- Stop. Stop. Stop the
music. Stop the music. Hey.
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- Hey.
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- You turn off that light.
You're encouraging him.
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Sorry. Sorry, everybody.
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I don't want to be that guy,
but, Phil, we are YouTubers.
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We make videos on the Internet.
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We don't burst into song like
Troy Bolton.
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- Oh. I think we should try
something different, a little
song, a little dance.
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As less-amazing Phil would say,
"Try new things."
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- Okay. Phil, you can't just
say, "Try new things," just like
that.
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- Well, I just did.
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- Well, it looks like we're
having a bit of a disagreement
about what to do here, Phil.
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- Looks like we are.
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- Well, how do you suppose
we resolve this?
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♪ [music] ♪
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- It's the 7-Second Challenge.
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- Right. Okay. Well, I guess
that would be the perfect way to
resolve this.
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- Yeah.
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- In case anyone's as confused
as I am right now, Phil,
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why don't you explain what
the 7-Second Challenge is?
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- Hopefully you guys know what
the 7-Second Challenge is,
right?
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Cool. There is one
confused dad up there.
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- What are you on about?
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- Well, basically, you have to
do whatever the other person
says in seven seconds.
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- That's basically it.
It's a very simple game.
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- Yeah.
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- But Phil, what happens after
somebody attempts the challenge?
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- Well, the other person decides
whether they nailed it. [victory
noise]
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That's sexy. - That was
pretty cool, actually.
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- Or failed it.
[buzzer]
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- That's the bad one.
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- Sounded like an
angry badger. Ehh.
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- Yeah, because when badgers
attack, that's how they sound.
Isn't that right?
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Well, I am totally ready to do
this, but I don't see how we're
going to do the
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7-Second Challenge without
a timer of any kind.
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- Oh, yeah. [ding]
Isn't that convenient?
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- Okay. Sure. Whatever.
I guess that'd work.
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- Hey, Dan. I've got an idea.
- Yeah.
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- Why don't we test
it out on these guys?
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- Okay. All right. I see
where you're going. Okay.
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Who is up for some
audience participation?
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[cheering]
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Okay. Well, a lot of you were
clearly very excited by that.
Good. Good for you.
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About half of you though
were like, "What? No.
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No. Oh, my god. Dan, please.
Dan, don't do this to me. No.
No. No!"
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Don't worry. Do not worry. You
have seen my video. I would not
do that to you.
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Phil, I have an idea.
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- Yeah?
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- You can all attempt this
challenge at the same time.
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That is right. Okay.
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So I don't want to see a single
one of you not joining in
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because you are collectively
responsible for nailing it or
failing it.
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Phil, are you ready?
223
00:14:06,211 --> 00:14:08,080
- Yeah. You guys at the top,
you're on Phil watch.
224
00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:12,517
- Okay. Right. Let's do this.
225
00:14:12,550 --> 00:14:14,887
[tense music]
226
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:17,155
Okay, wow.
That's tense.
227
00:14:17,188 --> 00:14:18,090
Do you guys feel the
tension right now?
228
00:14:19,457 --> 00:14:21,226
- Oh, yeah.
229
00:14:21,259 --> 00:14:25,931
- Good, because this is serious
business, okay? Right.
230
00:14:25,964 --> 00:14:32,905
Your challenge is to give me and
Phil three different animal
impressions in seven seconds.
231
00:14:32,938 --> 00:14:35,440
Okay? Go!
232
00:14:35,473 --> 00:14:43,181
Six, five, four,
three, two, one. Stop.
233
00:14:43,214 --> 00:14:49,221
Stop. Please, stop. Wow. Okay.
234
00:14:49,254 --> 00:14:52,658
- Well, that was something.
235
00:14:52,691 --> 00:14:57,596
- It was like the sound of
Noah's Ark crashing into a rock.
236
00:14:57,629 --> 00:15:02,601
- We had some geese honking down
here, some zebras mating at the
top.
237
00:15:02,634 --> 00:15:06,571
- Phil, please. I mean you
can't deny that they tried.
238
00:15:06,604 --> 00:15:09,074
I think the effort was
definitely there.
239
00:15:09,107 --> 00:15:11,076
- Yeah, I think for effort
alone, you all collectively
nailed it. [victory noise]
240
00:15:11,109 --> 00:15:13,478
[victory noise]
241
00:15:13,511 --> 00:15:16,682
- All right. Okay. Look, Phil.
They applauded themselves.
242
00:15:16,715 --> 00:15:17,783
- Oh.
243
00:15:17,816 --> 00:15:21,086
- No, that's good. You have
self-esteem. Yes. Yes.
244
00:15:21,119 --> 00:15:24,690
Cheer for us. Okay.
245
00:15:24,723 --> 00:15:28,160
Well, I guess it's our turn
then, Phil. Just one small
prob-o.
246
00:15:28,193 --> 00:15:30,362
Where are we going to get
challenges from? After all, no
app.
247
00:15:34,132 --> 00:15:36,068
I'm just going to stop
asking questions.
248
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:37,369
What's in the box, Phil?
249
00:15:37,402 --> 00:15:39,638
- It's some 7-second challenges.
250
00:15:39,671 --> 00:15:40,605
- Yeah.
251
00:15:40,638 --> 00:15:43,442
- Written by these guys.
252
00:15:43,475 --> 00:15:48,513
- Oh, okay. These guys wrote
these? And now we're about to...
253
00:15:48,546 --> 00:15:49,982
I'm not scared or anything.
- Guess what, Dan.
254
00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:50,615
- Yeah.
- You're going first.
255
00:15:50,648 --> 00:15:53,118
- Why?
256
00:15:53,151 --> 00:15:55,287
- I invented the 7-Second
Challenge. So I get to be
challenge master.
257
00:15:58,023 --> 00:16:01,994
- Yeah, yeah. Because nobody
ever brings that up, right?
258
00:16:02,027 --> 00:16:04,997
Oh, did you know that amazing
Phil actually created the
7-Second Challenge?
259
00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:08,433
Okay, okay.
260
00:16:08,466 --> 00:16:11,737
So to be clear what we
are playing for here,
261
00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:15,207
If I win, we stick to doing
what we do on YouTube.
262
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,676
If you win, you get to do your
singing and try new things,
whatever they are.
263
00:16:17,709 --> 00:16:20,078
- Oh, yeah.
264
00:16:20,111 --> 00:16:22,681
- Let's do this.
265
00:16:22,714 --> 00:16:24,716
Oh, god. Right, guys. Give me
some energy. Charge me up.
266
00:16:24,749 --> 00:16:26,418
[cheering]
267
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:33,658
Damn. Thank you. All right.
I am fricking zazzed now.
268
00:16:33,691 --> 00:16:36,328
- All right. Our first one for
you comes from Jackie.
269
00:16:36,361 --> 00:16:37,396
- Okay.
270
00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:40,132
- Who wants you to act out
three different memes.
271
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:43,535
- What? Okay. Wow.
Much doge. Very dog.
272
00:16:43,568 --> 00:16:45,437
Oh, I am the crying Pepe.
273
00:16:45,470 --> 00:16:47,305
Oh, waddup? It's dat boi.
274
00:16:47,338 --> 00:16:49,208
[cheering]
275
00:16:56,247 --> 00:16:58,250
Because that was a
unicycle. Right, guys?
276
00:16:58,283 --> 00:16:59,418
- I was curious.
277
00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:03,088
- Oh, my god. What is my life?
278
00:17:03,121 --> 00:17:05,223
So the bar for this
show has just been set,
279
00:17:05,256 --> 00:17:08,160
and it is down there. Okay.
280
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:11,630
- Definitely. All right. What do
you guys think? Do you think he
nailed it?
281
00:17:11,663 --> 00:17:14,099
- Thank you. Come on, Phil.
282
00:17:14,132 --> 00:17:17,202
- I mean you are the king of
memes. You nailed it. [victory
noise]
283
00:17:17,235 --> 00:17:22,574
- Okay. Thank you. Good start,
Danny. Okay. What are you doing?
284
00:17:22,607 --> 00:17:25,143
- I'm just warming up.
285
00:17:25,176 --> 00:17:33,285
- Okay. Watch out, people. Phil
is warmed up. Okay. Phil, your
first challenge comes
286
00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:38,590
from Kendall, who wants you to
do a rap about the nearest
object to you. Go.
287
00:17:38,623 --> 00:17:43,728
- Okay. Yo. This candle,
cactus, is really green.
288
00:17:43,761 --> 00:17:46,098
If I threw it at Dan, it
would be really mean. Word.
289
00:17:50,301 --> 00:17:52,204
- Okay. Okay. Phil. Phil. Did
you just embrace the cactus and
go, "Word?"
290
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:54,339
- I did.
291
00:17:54,372 --> 00:17:57,676
- Okay. I am sorry. I'm
pretty sure that's offensive.
292
00:17:57,709 --> 00:17:59,845
- I may have called
it a candle at first.
293
00:17:59,878 --> 00:18:02,614
- You brought it back.
- But I did rhyme at the end.
294
00:18:02,647 --> 00:18:05,484
- It is green, and if you threw
it at me, it would be mean. You
actually rhymed?
295
00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:07,752
- I rhymed.
296
00:18:07,785 --> 00:18:12,491
- Okay. Here's how we will tell.
Who would buy "Cactus" by Phil
Lester on iTunes?
297
00:18:12,524 --> 00:18:13,592
[cheering]
298
00:18:16,594 --> 00:18:19,598
Maybe it could be the bonus
track on the Ladders EP when
that comes out.
299
00:18:21,799 --> 00:18:24,803
Well, the people seem to like
it. I'm going to say you nailed
it, Phil.
300
00:18:26,771 --> 00:18:29,274
Please put that
down. Right. Okay.
301
00:18:30,408 --> 00:18:32,244
One-all. Let's keep this going.
302
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:35,514
- Let's do it. Okay.
303
00:18:35,547 --> 00:18:36,515
This one comes from Jake.
304
00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:38,383
- Be kind, Jake.
305
00:18:38,416 --> 00:18:41,653
- Who wants you to spell
Dan Howell backwards.
306
00:18:41,686 --> 00:18:50,795
- What? Okay.
L-L-E-W-O-H, N-A-D?
307
00:18:50,828 --> 00:18:53,798
- I can't believe you did that.
308
00:18:53,831 --> 00:18:56,835
- That was going nowhere
in my head. Okay.
309
00:18:56,868 --> 00:18:58,503
- Once you got to
W, I was like...
310
00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:00,038
- No idea how to get... There
were people in the audience
like, "Come on. Come on.
311
00:19:00,071 --> 00:19:05,810
He's doing it. He's doing...
Yes." Thank you. Okay. Come on,
Phil. Come on.
312
00:19:05,843 --> 00:19:08,213
- Well, you definitely nailed
that one. [victory noise]
313
00:19:08,246 --> 00:19:12,951
- All right. Thank you. That
pressure was too much. Okay.
Phil.
314
00:19:12,984 --> 00:19:15,287
- Yes.
315
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,556
- Your next one comes from Lexi,
and you better get this one
right.
316
00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:19,257
- Oh, no.
317
00:19:19,290 --> 00:19:23,662
- Phil, name five different
breeds of dog. Go.
318
00:19:23,695 --> 00:19:31,436
- Golden retriever, chihuahua,
Shiba iIu, Alsatian, yellow dog.
319
00:19:31,469 --> 00:19:32,204
- Yellow dog?
[laughter]
320
00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:34,839
- I had to say something.
321
00:19:34,872 --> 00:19:36,841
- Okay. Wait a minute.
322
00:19:36,874 --> 00:19:38,443
- A yellow dog is
technically a dog.
323
00:19:38,476 --> 00:19:40,378
- Yellow dog.
324
00:19:40,411 --> 00:19:41,646
- Yellow dog?
325
00:19:41,679 --> 00:19:46,185
- Okay, yeah, we all know the
famous dog breed, yellow dog.
326
00:19:49,887 --> 00:19:52,624
What are some of the names of
dogs that Phil could have said?
Just shout them out, guys.
327
00:19:53,858 --> 00:19:55,794
- It's all coming
back to me now.
328
00:19:55,827 --> 00:19:57,429
- Listen to all of the things
you could have said.
329
00:19:57,462 --> 00:19:59,297
- Pug. Dalmatian.
330
00:19:59,330 --> 00:20:01,700
- Too little, too late, Phil.
You failed it.
331
00:20:04,502 --> 00:20:06,638
Okay. What a shame.
332
00:20:08,506 --> 00:20:10,342
Why is this so
competitive? Okay, right.
333
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:13,011
- Right, okay.
334
00:20:13,044 --> 00:20:16,314
This next one
comes from Denna.
335
00:20:16,347 --> 00:20:17,749
- Okay.
336
00:20:17,782 --> 00:20:21,486
- Who wants you to do the
sexy end-screen dance.
337
00:20:21,519 --> 00:20:22,387
[cheering]
338
00:20:25,890 --> 00:20:30,028
- It's the
sexy end-screen dance.
339
00:20:30,061 --> 00:20:33,799
Just click here, and I'll lose
all my self worth. Okay. Yeah,
that was...
340
00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:38,436
- Wow.
341
00:20:38,469 --> 00:20:42,474
There is a reason we stopped
doing the sexy end-screen dance
and Drawful naked.
342
00:20:42,507 --> 00:20:46,378
- Definitely.
-They are very inappropriate.
343
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:49,681
A lot of you clearly enjoyed
that, but there are some people
like,
344
00:20:49,714 --> 00:20:52,717
"What's just happened?"
- What was that?
345
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:57,022
- Can we just have a moment of
silence for the lost end screens
of Dan and Phil?
346
00:20:57,055 --> 00:20:58,990
Great decision.
347
00:20:59,023 --> 00:21:01,793
- So these guys seem to enjoy
it. So I'm going to say you
nailed it.
348
00:21:01,826 --> 00:21:04,062
- Okay. Give me those back.
349
00:21:04,095 --> 00:21:10,702
I nailed it, but at what cost?
My dignity. Okay, right.
350
00:21:10,735 --> 00:21:17,509
Phil, this is from Sam, who
wants you, thank you, to do an
impression of Dan.
351
00:21:19,477 --> 00:21:21,546
- Hi. My name is Dan.
352
00:21:21,579 --> 00:21:23,014
- Okay.
353
00:21:23,047 --> 00:21:24,582
[cheering]
354
00:21:24,615 --> 00:21:26,318
Really? Okay, okay.
355
00:21:28,586 --> 00:21:31,990
You could have done anything,
356
00:21:32,023 --> 00:21:35,493
and you did literally the worst
thing you could have done. Okay,
whatever.
357
00:21:35,526 --> 00:21:38,596
Was that an accurate
Fetus Dan impression?
358
00:21:38,629 --> 00:21:42,901
- I think it was. I think I
became Fetus Dan for a second.
359
00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:45,937
- Okay, right. Well,
they seem to enjoy it.
360
00:21:45,970 --> 00:21:48,640
I shouldn't have to be bullied
in my own stage show,
361
00:21:48,673 --> 00:21:51,109
but I'm going to say you
nailed it, Phil. Well done.
362
00:21:51,142 --> 00:21:52,744
- Yes.
363
00:21:52,777 --> 00:21:56,981
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
You did get that one about the
dog breeds wrong,
364
00:21:57,014 --> 00:22:00,018
which I guess means that I won
the 7-Second Challenge. All
right. Thank you.
365
00:22:01,419 --> 00:22:03,988
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait a second.
366
00:22:04,021 --> 00:22:06,991
I think we need to
spice things up a bit.
367
00:22:07,024 --> 00:22:09,427
- Okay. Phil. Phil.
No, don't do this.
368
00:22:09,460 --> 00:22:12,597
- I think we need to
do all or nothing.
369
00:22:12,630 --> 00:22:17,802
- Okay. Phil. You can't just
say, "All or nothing," every
time you lose something.
370
00:22:17,835 --> 00:22:20,472
It's for when people draw.
371
00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:21,573
- Just think about the
explosions at the end of a
movie.
372
00:22:21,606 --> 00:22:23,141
- This guy.
373
00:22:23,174 --> 00:22:25,710
- The slow-motion running. We
have all of that right now, here
on this stage.
374
00:22:25,743 --> 00:22:28,446
- You know what? You know what?
375
00:22:28,479 --> 00:22:32,684
I will take the bait, like
I do every single time.
376
00:22:32,717 --> 00:22:35,854
Phil, you wanna go down in
style? That's fine by me. Bring
it on.
377
00:22:35,887 --> 00:22:36,888
All or nothing.
- All or nothing.
378
00:22:36,921 --> 00:22:37,489
[dramatic noise]
379
00:22:42,794 --> 00:22:46,531
- That is so terrifying.
380
00:22:46,564 --> 00:22:50,034
I am like totally ready to do
this, but we have run out of
challenges.
381
00:22:50,067 --> 00:22:51,569
So we're gonna have to get
some more cards from somewhere.
382
00:22:51,602 --> 00:22:53,939
[evil laughing]
383
00:22:56,607 --> 00:22:58,109
- What was that?
384
00:22:58,142 --> 00:22:59,878
- Phil, the box. The
mystery box is glowing.
385
00:22:59,911 --> 00:23:02,180
- Do you think it's radioactive?
386
00:23:02,213 --> 00:23:04,649
- Well, apparently you'll get
superpowers if it is.
387
00:23:04,682 --> 00:23:06,551
- Okay.
- What is it, Phil?
388
00:23:06,584 --> 00:23:09,621
- It's a mysterious card with
a question mark on it.
389
00:23:12,723 --> 00:23:16,795
- Oh. Right. Well, what's on the
mysterious card, Phil?
390
00:23:16,828 --> 00:23:18,029
- A 7-Second Challenge.
391
00:23:18,062 --> 00:23:19,664
- It's a challenge?
- Yeah.
392
00:23:19,697 --> 00:23:23,935
- Okay then. I guess this can be
my one. Are you ready, guys? All
or nothing. Okay.
393
00:23:23,968 --> 00:23:27,672
Let's do this. Hit me, Phil.
394
00:23:27,705 --> 00:23:29,207
- Dan.
- Yes.
395
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:32,944
- Turn into a whale and swim to
the other side of the room.
396
00:23:32,977 --> 00:23:35,814
- What? I can't get to the other
side of the room in seven
seconds.
397
00:23:35,847 --> 00:23:36,948
How can I turn into a whale?
398
00:23:36,981 --> 00:23:41,619
[makes whale noises]
399
00:23:41,652 --> 00:23:46,958
- Dan. Dan. Dan!
400
00:23:46,991 --> 00:23:49,194
I mean that was really
beautiful, but you're still
here.
401
00:23:49,994 --> 00:23:51,596
- Obviously.
402
00:23:51,629 --> 00:23:53,498
- I don't see a blowhole,
so you failed it.
403
00:23:55,166 --> 00:23:58,703
And it was all or nothing,
which means I win.
404
00:23:58,736 --> 00:24:01,840
- Okay. Right. Give me that
card. I don't believe you.
405
00:24:01,873 --> 00:24:04,542
Turn into a whale. This isn't
physically possible. Okay.
406
00:24:04,575 --> 00:24:04,976
Who put this here?
407
00:24:05,009 --> 00:24:06,978
- I don't know.
408
00:24:07,011 --> 00:24:10,949
- Right. Well, whatever. I guess
Phil won all or nothing. What a
surprise.
409
00:24:10,982 --> 00:24:13,251
- All right.
- Oh, why did I bother?
410
00:24:13,284 --> 00:24:15,553
- Time to bring some show
business to the stage.
411
00:24:15,586 --> 00:24:16,721
- Oh, no.
412
00:24:16,754 --> 00:24:17,155
[cheering]
413
00:24:19,991 --> 00:24:21,726
- Do you know why I'm called
Amazing Phil?
414
00:24:21,759 --> 00:24:24,095
[audience] Because you're
amazing! -Thank you.
415
00:24:24,128 --> 00:24:27,065
- I mean you told me
you're called Amazing Phil
416
00:24:27,098 --> 00:24:31,736
because you wanted to appear
first when people are sorted
alphabetically.
417
00:24:31,769 --> 00:24:36,140
- It was actually because I
always had ambitions to become a
magician.
418
00:24:36,173 --> 00:24:39,277
- What?
419
00:24:39,310 --> 00:24:43,882
- Audience, prepare yourselves
for the mind-boggling and mildly
interesting feats
420
00:24:43,915 --> 00:24:47,285
of the Amazing Phil.
[drum roll]
421
00:24:47,318 --> 00:24:50,054
- Phil? Phil, where
are you going?
422
00:24:50,087 --> 00:24:52,757
Phil, what do you mean
"The Amazing Phil?"
423
00:24:52,790 --> 00:24:56,027
Sorry about this, guys. Phil?
424
00:24:56,060 --> 00:24:59,797
Why is there a drum roll
playing? I'm very concerned
right now.
425
00:24:59,830 --> 00:25:03,635
Okay. He's got a sparkly box.
426
00:25:03,668 --> 00:25:10,975
And he's wearing a shiny jacket
and a top hat. Okay, okay, sure.
427
00:25:11,008 --> 00:25:12,110
Phil? What
you got there?
428
00:25:12,143 --> 00:25:16,281
[ta-da sound]
429
00:25:16,314 --> 00:25:19,784
Wow. What a mess. There you
go, your first souvenir.
430
00:25:19,817 --> 00:25:22,554
Okay, this is happening.
431
00:25:22,587 --> 00:25:26,958
What you go there, Philly?
A little cloth of some kind.
432
00:25:26,991 --> 00:25:30,929
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, I see
what kind of show this is.
433
00:25:30,962 --> 00:25:33,298
Close your eyes, everybody. The
Amazing Phil is a stripper,
apparently.
434
00:25:34,599 --> 00:25:35,133
[cheering]
435
00:25:39,337 --> 00:25:40,305
What? Okay. Wait a
minute. Wait a minute.
436
00:25:43,174 --> 00:25:46,210
Okay. Sure, sure, fine, right.
437
00:25:46,243 --> 00:25:47,312
I take it back. Let's
see what he does.
438
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:51,950
You want me to force choke you?
439
00:25:51,983 --> 00:25:56,721
Oh, thirsty. You drink. Right,
yep, sure. What you got?
440
00:25:56,754 --> 00:26:00,725
Oh, is that Ribena? My fave.
Thanks, Phil.
441
00:26:00,758 --> 00:26:03,161
Sorry, but this just seems like
a nice favor to do for your
buddy.
442
00:26:03,194 --> 00:26:04,729
I don't really see where the
magic is with this one.
443
00:26:07,131 --> 00:26:08,333
Okay, okay, wait.
444
00:26:12,236 --> 00:26:14,105
Okay, I don't actually
see how he's doing that.
445
00:26:14,138 --> 00:26:16,308
Witch! Get away from me
with your Satan water!
446
00:26:20,411 --> 00:26:22,947
Was that necessary? Thanks.
447
00:26:22,980 --> 00:26:25,249
Don't really want the rest of
this, funnily enough. Anybody
thirsty?
448
00:26:25,282 --> 00:26:29,020
Have a... You actually
put up your hand. Wow.
449
00:26:29,053 --> 00:26:33,058
I was joking. That's fine.
I'll just put this down here.
450
00:26:35,893 --> 00:26:39,030
Food to go with the drink.
Nice. Magic with a story.
451
00:26:39,063 --> 00:26:41,132
What do you have?
452
00:26:41,165 --> 00:26:44,636
It's a sign that says
eggs. Okay. Sure.
453
00:26:44,669 --> 00:26:46,237
Flour, right.
454
00:26:48,406 --> 00:26:51,743
Butter. Are these ingredients?
Hang on a sec.
455
00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:55,146
Sugar, okay, I think we know
where this is going.
456
00:26:55,179 --> 00:26:58,182
I am ready for this, Phil.
Give me what I want.
457
00:26:58,215 --> 00:27:00,352
A delicious, juicy...
458
00:27:04,922 --> 00:27:07,125
...picture of a cake.
459
00:27:07,158 --> 00:27:09,794
Thanks, Phil. I
appreciate the magic
460
00:27:09,827 --> 00:27:12,897
but you can't eat a picture
of a cake, I'm just saying.
461
00:27:12,930 --> 00:27:14,799
Oh my God, you don't have to
prove me wrong, you freak.
462
00:27:14,832 --> 00:27:19,103
Thank you. I'll just
put this over here.
463
00:27:19,136 --> 00:27:20,238
You okay, Phil?
You look like you're gonna barf.
464
00:27:24,442 --> 00:27:26,678
What is that? What is coming
out? Do you want me to help?
465
00:27:26,711 --> 00:27:27,345
Right, here we go.
466
00:27:31,348 --> 00:27:34,452
Phil, what is this? Where
is this coming from?
467
00:27:34,485 --> 00:27:38,990
Oh, this is so disgusting.
It's covered in dribble.
468
00:27:39,023 --> 00:27:40,825
Thank you. Okay.
469
00:27:43,294 --> 00:27:46,230
Who wants some dribbly
stuff from Phil's mouth?
470
00:27:46,263 --> 00:27:47,098
Of course you do,
of course you do.
471
00:27:48,132 --> 00:27:49,200
You disgust me.
472
00:27:53,437 --> 00:27:54,839
A sketch pad. Doing
some art now, are we?
473
00:27:57,041 --> 00:27:59,310
A pen? In the box?
474
00:27:59,343 --> 00:28:02,247
Don't mind me, just being the
glamorous assistant for a
second, guys.
475
00:28:06,484 --> 00:28:09,187
Okay. Let's... Oh, my god, Phil.
Why is there a dead rabbit in
your magic...
476
00:28:12,289 --> 00:28:19,163
I mean there's nothing in the
box, other than... this pen.
477
00:28:19,196 --> 00:28:21,199
Everything is fine.
There you go Phil.
478
00:28:24,001 --> 00:28:25,870
Right, what we
drawing? It's a circle.
479
00:28:26,971 --> 00:28:30,775
It's a b... a bal...
480
00:28:30,808 --> 00:28:32,477
A ball. Right, yeah, obviously.
481
00:28:32,510 --> 00:28:34,779
Big sports fan.
482
00:28:34,812 --> 00:28:38,449
A golf ball. Football.
Basketball.
483
00:28:38,482 --> 00:28:41,486
Bow... bowel... a bowling ball!
I got that before you.
484
00:28:43,053 --> 00:28:45,056
Right, what now, Phil?
485
00:28:46,090 --> 00:28:48,860
-Ah! Ah!
486
00:28:48,893 --> 00:28:49,894
- You sound a bit constipated.
487
00:28:52,963 --> 00:28:53,965
Wait a minute.
488
00:28:55,466 --> 00:28:56,334
Where did this come from?
489
00:29:01,372 --> 00:29:03,407
Hang on a sec.
490
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:06,944
So you just made a real bowling
ball fall out of that drawing,
491
00:29:06,977 --> 00:29:09,180
but you gave me a
picture of a cake?
492
00:29:09,213 --> 00:29:10,047
What is wrong
with this guy?
493
00:29:12,383 --> 00:29:13,384
Who wants a bowling
ball? Here you go.
494
00:29:16,554 --> 00:29:17,989
I don't even know what
to say to you anymore.
495
00:29:18,022 --> 00:29:20,324
I'll just put this
somewhere safe.
496
00:29:20,357 --> 00:29:23,795
Strike. Continue.
497
00:29:23,828 --> 00:29:27,365
[crashing sound] [screaming]
498
00:29:27,398 --> 00:29:29,133
Jesus.
499
00:29:29,166 --> 00:29:31,202
Oh, great. Another cloth dance.
Loved that the first time.
500
00:29:36,574 --> 00:29:38,777
He could've actually impaled
me with that. Just saying.
501
00:29:39,977 --> 00:29:41,212
♪ [music] ♪
502
00:29:42,546 --> 00:29:45,483
Phil? Phil, what have you done?
503
00:29:45,516 --> 00:29:48,920
Have you done something to the
microwave? Phil, why is it
smoking?
504
00:29:48,953 --> 00:29:52,056
Oh my God, this is so dangerous.
505
00:29:52,089 --> 00:29:54,359
Okay guys, you're going to have
to tell me what's inside this. I
can't see.
506
00:29:56,293 --> 00:30:00,398
What? What is it? Why are
people screaming?
507
00:30:00,431 --> 00:30:03,067
Guys? That's it. I'm
coming round and looking.
508
00:30:04,501 --> 00:30:05,536
What is that?
509
00:30:05,569 --> 00:30:07,371
- Get in the box.
510
00:30:07,404 --> 00:30:11,008
- I'm not getting in that.
- Get in the box.
511
00:30:11,041 --> 00:30:12,911
- This is a terrible idea.
512
00:30:15,045 --> 00:30:17,415
♪ [music] ♪
513
00:30:54,518 --> 00:30:56,487
- What? What?
514
00:30:56,520 --> 00:31:01,192
Oh my God Phil, what
have you done to my legs?
515
00:31:01,225 --> 00:31:03,027
- I was trying to make a llama
appear, and I think something
went wrong.
516
00:31:05,195 --> 00:31:08,266
- You think something
went wrong?
517
00:31:08,299 --> 00:31:11,903
If these are here, then where's
the other half of the llama?
518
00:31:11,936 --> 00:31:13,437
And does it have my legs?
519
00:31:13,470 --> 00:31:14,605
- I think it's best not
to think about that.
520
00:31:14,638 --> 00:31:15,940
- What do I do?
521
00:31:15,973 --> 00:31:17,208
- I mean it looks really great.
522
00:31:18,943 --> 00:31:20,011
- That is not the point.
523
00:31:20,044 --> 00:31:22,580
- I'm sure it's just temporary.
524
00:31:22,613 --> 00:31:25,349
- You're sure it's temporary?
525
00:31:25,382 --> 00:31:27,618
- Yeah.
526
00:31:27,651 --> 00:31:31,489
- Well, how's about I make this
whole stupid magic trick
disappear?
527
00:31:31,522 --> 00:31:32,257
Give me your outfit.
528
00:31:36,026 --> 00:31:38,562
Okay, really? Phil, can you
please take this seriously?
529
00:31:38,595 --> 00:31:42,133
Thank you. Very impressive.
Right, jacket.
530
00:31:42,166 --> 00:31:43,301
And the hat.
531
00:31:45,169 --> 00:31:48,339
Oh, oh, he gets sympathy?
532
00:31:48,372 --> 00:31:51,676
Really, people? I
don't believe this.
533
00:31:51,709 --> 00:31:55,212
I am going to work out what to
do about my little furry
situation here.
534
00:31:55,245 --> 00:31:59,450
Phil, while I leave you alone,
please just stick to what we do
on YouTube.
535
00:31:59,483 --> 00:32:01,585
- Okay. All right.
536
00:32:01,618 --> 00:32:03,488
- Well bye, I guess. Oh no.
537
00:32:07,157 --> 00:32:08,960
- I think it looks great.
Look at his little tail.
538
00:32:08,993 --> 00:32:09,627
- Oh, please.
539
00:32:13,764 --> 00:32:15,399
- Well, I guess
it's just us then.
540
00:32:15,432 --> 00:32:19,437
[cheering]
541
00:32:19,470 --> 00:32:22,206
So Dan said I should
stick to what I know.
542
00:32:22,239 --> 00:32:24,242
I mean normally I'd be
fondling my house plants, but...
543
00:32:24,708 --> 00:32:27,378
...maybe not that one.
544
00:32:27,411 --> 00:32:31,549
I don't have my laptop.
I don't have my video camera.
545
00:32:31,582 --> 00:32:34,152
Hey, maybe I could try pressing
some of these microwave buttons.
546
00:32:36,387 --> 00:32:39,290
Here we go.
Three, two, one...
547
00:32:41,525 --> 00:32:44,095
Well that was an anticlimax.
548
00:32:44,128 --> 00:32:45,429
I think they're broken.
Should I give it a kick?
549
00:32:45,462 --> 00:32:46,164
[audience] Yes!
550
00:32:47,064 --> 00:32:49,700
[explosion] Woah!
551
00:32:49,733 --> 00:32:52,303
You didn't see that.
Don't tell Dan.
552
00:32:52,336 --> 00:32:54,372
What have we got?
What is this?
553
00:32:54,405 --> 00:32:58,175
I'm just gonna put this back
exactly how it was. There we go.
554
00:32:58,208 --> 00:33:01,278
It's a button that
says "Push me."
555
00:33:01,311 --> 00:33:04,181
[cheering]
556
00:33:04,214 --> 00:33:07,051
Okay. If something goes wrong,
it is totally your fault.
557
00:33:07,084 --> 00:33:08,052
Here we go.
558
00:33:09,486 --> 00:33:12,023
Oh no.
559
00:33:12,056 --> 00:33:13,624
Is everyone okay?
560
00:33:13,657 --> 00:33:16,260
[cheering]
561
00:33:16,293 --> 00:33:19,563
Is anyone scared of the dark?
562
00:33:19,596 --> 00:33:21,732
Okay, alright. I'll press it
again. I'll press it again.
563
00:33:21,765 --> 00:33:23,167
Let there be light.
564
00:33:24,802 --> 00:33:28,072
That felt powerful.
565
00:33:28,105 --> 00:33:30,108
Hey, something's appearing on
the microwave. What do we have
here?
566
00:33:31,308 --> 00:33:33,311
Oh! You're not meant
to see that or that!
567
00:33:34,645 --> 00:33:36,247
Or that!
568
00:33:38,449 --> 00:33:39,550
Hey!
569
00:33:39,583 --> 00:33:42,753
[cheering]
570
00:33:42,786 --> 00:33:45,623
Looks like we've stumbled
across Dan's selfie collection.
571
00:33:45,656 --> 00:33:46,524
Oh.
572
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,163
It's his unsuccessful selfie
collection. What else have we
got?
573
00:33:53,263 --> 00:33:57,234
Oh no, that is not a good angle.
574
00:33:57,267 --> 00:33:58,436
Let's move on from that one.
575
00:33:59,670 --> 00:34:05,076
Oh, I think that's a classic
case of accidental front camera.
576
00:34:05,109 --> 00:34:07,545
We've all done that right
before, guys. Got any more?
577
00:34:08,178 --> 00:34:09,447
Oh no!
578
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:10,381
[cheering]
579
00:34:12,549 --> 00:34:14,251
I don't even want to
know what is going on there.
580
00:34:14,284 --> 00:34:15,153
Let's move on.
581
00:34:16,186 --> 00:34:17,488
Oh, it's my Weird Kid Files.
582
00:34:21,258 --> 00:34:23,727
I know
how to talk about this.
583
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:27,164
I think I got to where I am
today by being a rather strange
individual.
584
00:34:27,197 --> 00:34:31,268
I've got a 2007 MySpace haircut.
I'm terrified of cheese.
585
00:34:31,301 --> 00:34:32,870
I wear un-matching socks.
What have I got on today?
586
00:34:32,903 --> 00:34:35,673
Foxes and sloths.
587
00:34:35,706 --> 00:34:36,707
[cheering]
588
00:34:39,776 --> 00:34:42,146
I think this all stems back to
the fact that I was a rather
strange child.
589
00:34:42,179 --> 00:34:43,848
Let's have a look at young Phil.
590
00:34:43,881 --> 00:34:45,383
There I am.
591
00:34:48,352 --> 00:34:51,689
That was me, back when I
was conjoined to a Zebra.
592
00:34:51,722 --> 00:34:54,558
Me and Susan
had great times together.
593
00:34:54,591 --> 00:34:58,162
Let's have a look at some of the
reasons why this guy was a weird
kid.
594
00:34:58,195 --> 00:35:00,431
Oh, the broken arm.
595
00:35:00,464 --> 00:35:03,634
I'd like to introduce you all
to my old school friend Roger.
596
00:35:03,667 --> 00:35:07,304
One fateful July, Roger became
the coolest kid in school.
597
00:35:07,337 --> 00:35:10,641
It wasn't because of
his shiny Zubat card.
598
00:35:10,674 --> 00:35:12,576
It wasn't because his brother
worked at the bowling alley,
599
00:35:12,609 --> 00:35:14,845
which at the time, I thought
was the best job ever.
600
00:35:14,878 --> 00:35:17,882
It was actually because
Roger had a broken arm.
601
00:35:17,915 --> 00:35:20,751
I was so jealous.
602
00:35:21,885 --> 00:35:24,288
He got time off school.
603
00:35:24,321 --> 00:35:26,457
He had a special helper that
would write out all of his
homework for him.
604
00:35:26,490 --> 00:35:29,426
People would
even draw on his cast.
605
00:35:29,459 --> 00:35:31,229
[cheering]
606
00:35:35,232 --> 00:35:38,636
Which obviously I was
super jealous of.
607
00:35:38,669 --> 00:35:42,339
So I decided that I wanted
a broken arm like Roger,
608
00:35:42,372 --> 00:35:44,375
but I couldn't do it
to myself on purpose.
609
00:35:44,408 --> 00:35:47,511
I had to make it happen
"accidentally".
610
00:35:47,544 --> 00:35:49,580
I put toys at the
top of the stairs,
611
00:35:49,613 --> 00:35:52,616
in the hope that I'd trip over
them and fall down the stairs.
612
00:35:52,649 --> 00:35:57,288
I climbed the tallest and
flimsiest tree and hoped that a
branch would snap.
613
00:35:57,321 --> 00:35:59,823
Yeah, just appreciating the
Photoshop on that one.
614
00:35:59,856 --> 00:36:03,260
Even on my birthday, I blew out
all the candles on my cake,
615
00:36:03,293 --> 00:36:05,362
and my wish to the
cake genie was,
616
00:36:05,395 --> 00:36:07,465
"Please break my
arm, cake genie."
617
00:36:11,902 --> 00:36:14,772
I mean you gota
respect that cake genie.
618
00:36:14,805 --> 00:36:17,274
Sadly I never did break my arm,
619
00:36:17,307 --> 00:36:21,812
although I did break my hand in
a piggyback race at university.
620
00:36:21,845 --> 00:36:24,548
Turns out broken bones are a
lot less cool when you're 18.
621
00:36:24,581 --> 00:36:28,519
That is a reason why
I was a weird kid.
622
00:36:28,552 --> 00:36:29,420
[cheering]
623
00:36:32,389 --> 00:36:33,724
Let's see what other
stories we've got on here.
624
00:36:33,757 --> 00:36:35,893
Oh, fish.
625
00:36:35,926 --> 00:36:40,931
When I was six, I went on a
holiday to Portugal with my
parents and my grandma.
626
00:36:40,964 --> 00:36:43,801
One day, she was watching me
swim an entire length of the
pool, underwater.
627
00:36:46,570 --> 00:36:48,439
That's what I look like when
I'm swimming underwater.
628
00:36:48,472 --> 00:36:50,641
When I came up for air she said,
629
00:36:50,674 --> 00:36:54,545
"Oh Phillip. I think
you are part fish."
630
00:36:54,578 --> 00:36:57,715
Now, six-year-olds tend to
take things quite literally.
631
00:36:57,748 --> 00:36:59,550
So from that moment on I
thought it was my destiny
632
00:36:59,583 --> 00:37:00,951
to become some
kind of superhero,
633
00:37:00,984 --> 00:37:02,953
Fish Boy.
634
00:37:02,986 --> 00:37:05,556
[cheering]
635
00:37:05,589 --> 00:37:08,993
Yeah, watch out Captain America.
Fish Boy's in town.
636
00:37:09,026 --> 00:37:13,330
Now everyone knows a superhero
needs some way to activate their
powers.
637
00:37:13,363 --> 00:37:17,601
So when I got back from holiday,
I went up to the tank of my pet
fish Frank, and...
638
00:37:17,634 --> 00:37:19,637
... I ate some of his fish food.
639
00:37:22,472 --> 00:37:25,342
Yes. I actually ate fish food in
the hope it would transform me
into Fish Boy.
640
00:37:25,375 --> 00:37:27,544
Didn't actually taste that bad.
641
00:37:27,577 --> 00:37:30,981
It was kind of like some cereal
you'd find down the back of the
sofa.
642
00:37:31,014 --> 00:37:33,984
I'd eat that, over cheese,
any day of the week.
643
00:37:34,017 --> 00:37:36,754
Thankfully that didn't poison
me, but I never did fulfill my
fishy dreams.
644
00:37:38,822 --> 00:37:40,891
That is another reason why
I was a weird kid.
645
00:37:44,895 --> 00:37:46,830
Must have room for one more
story on here. Let's have a
look.
646
00:37:46,863 --> 00:37:49,566
Oh, moving away.
647
00:37:49,599 --> 00:37:51,869
This is an Amazing Phil
exclusive. I have not told this
one before on the Internet.
648
00:37:51,902 --> 00:37:52,837
[cheering]
649
00:37:55,906 --> 00:37:59,376
As a kid, nothing was cooler
or more mysterious
650
00:37:59,409 --> 00:38:01,945
than someone who was
moving out of town.
651
00:38:01,978 --> 00:38:04,615
Where were they going?
Who were they?
652
00:38:04,648 --> 00:38:05,950
What secret mission
was their family on?
653
00:38:09,619 --> 00:38:11,622
It was all
I could think about.
654
00:38:11,655 --> 00:38:14,625
So I decided I wanted to be
that cool, mysterious kid.
655
00:38:14,658 --> 00:38:17,494
So I lied to all my friends and
said I was moving to America.
656
00:38:17,527 --> 00:38:18,462
[cheering]
657
00:38:20,931 --> 00:38:24,034
I said we had a house on
the outskirts of Vegas.
658
00:38:24,067 --> 00:38:26,904
I said my mum... [laughter]
659
00:38:26,937 --> 00:38:30,708
I said my mum had got
a job at the White House,
660
00:38:30,741 --> 00:38:32,810
which in my head was
totally near Las Vegas.
661
00:38:32,843 --> 00:38:34,912
Although maybe Obama has
a second White House,
662
00:38:34,945 --> 00:38:36,480
and that's where he
keeps all the UFOs.
663
00:38:38,415 --> 00:38:41,418
There's a conspiracy
theory for you.
664
00:38:41,451 --> 00:38:44,755
So I was expecting to tell all
my friends and them to be like,
665
00:38:44,788 --> 00:38:48,326
"Phil, we're so sad you're
leaving. We've erected a giant
statue in your honor."
666
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:53,597
Turns out seven-year-olds aren't
that sentimental about
friendship,
667
00:38:53,630 --> 00:38:55,432
because they were just like,
"All right, okay. Have fun. Bye
Phil."
668
00:38:55,465 --> 00:38:57,534
Have fun?
669
00:38:57,567 --> 00:38:59,937
That's all I was
worth to you, Roger?
670
00:38:59,970 --> 00:39:01,439
I was crushed.
671
00:39:03,907 --> 00:39:06,076
It's like a steamroller
had run over my emotions.
672
00:39:06,109 --> 00:39:08,645
So obviously I never
did move to America,
673
00:39:08,678 --> 00:39:10,714
but I had to come up with
some kind of excuse.
674
00:39:10,747 --> 00:39:12,783
So I said that we'd been out
there for a month, but we had to
come back
675
00:39:12,816 --> 00:39:16,420
because the sun was too
strong for my pale skin.
676
00:39:16,453 --> 00:39:18,756
That's me after being outside
for two minutes. It's a real
problem.
677
00:39:18,789 --> 00:39:21,425
Although, I did come back
with a fake American accent.
678
00:39:21,458 --> 00:39:24,561
So I was like, "Oh, howdy,
guys. I'm back from America."
679
00:39:24,594 --> 00:39:25,796
[cheering]
680
00:39:28,465 --> 00:39:31,001
That was better than the one I
did earlier. I'm improving.
681
00:39:31,034 --> 00:39:33,604
But that is another reason why I
was a definitely-not-American,
682
00:39:33,637 --> 00:39:35,839
but really weird kid.
683
00:39:35,872 --> 00:39:36,574
[cheering]
684
00:39:38,975 --> 00:39:42,546
- Phillip Michael Lester, you
have no idea what I have just
been through.
685
00:39:42,579 --> 00:39:46,083
Oh yeah, hey everyone.
686
00:39:46,116 --> 00:39:50,487
- Hey. You got your legs back.
See, I told you it'd be
temporary.
687
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:53,857
- Right. I know you did
technically win that last
7-Second Challenge, but please
688
00:39:53,890 --> 00:39:55,959
just promise me no more magic
689
00:39:55,992 --> 00:39:57,461
- Okay. No more magic.
690
00:39:57,494 --> 00:39:59,763
- Thank God. Right.
691
00:39:59,796 --> 00:40:01,732
So what were you guys
up to while I was having fun?
692
00:40:01,765 --> 00:40:02,800
- Oh, loads of stuff.
693
00:40:05,035 --> 00:40:07,004
Nothing involving
your selfie folder though.
694
00:40:07,037 --> 00:40:09,940
- My what? Wait. What were
you looking at guys?
695
00:40:09,973 --> 00:40:12,776
- We were actually talking
about why I was a weird kid.
696
00:40:12,809 --> 00:40:15,879
- Oh, so you're going to be here
for like three hours then. I can
go sit down.
697
00:40:15,912 --> 00:40:18,882
- No. We're done with
my weird kid stories.
698
00:40:18,915 --> 00:40:21,552
I thought we could get
some from these guys.
699
00:40:21,585 --> 00:40:23,887
- Okay, sure.
700
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:27,791
- Check this out, Dan. Let's
have a look at our first victim.
701
00:40:27,824 --> 00:40:34,965
- Okay, I see. We have our first
weird kid in the window of
shame. Nice.
702
00:40:34,998 --> 00:40:38,168
- Yeah, and it is
Elizabeth, who says,
703
00:40:38,201 --> 00:40:41,772
"I used to tie my shoelaces
together and run down the
street."
704
00:40:41,805 --> 00:40:45,609
- You used to deliberately
tie your shoelaces together?
705
00:40:45,642 --> 00:40:47,811
What is wrong with you?
706
00:40:47,844 --> 00:40:49,880
- I mean I know they say
snowboarding is an extreme
sport,
707
00:40:49,913 --> 00:40:51,715
but shoelace tying is
a whole other level.
708
00:40:51,748 --> 00:40:54,051
- Tie it. Let's do
this. Okay. Wow.
709
00:40:54,084 --> 00:40:57,921
I mean I just have no idea why
you would do that to yourself.
710
00:40:57,954 --> 00:41:00,757
- Yeah. Well, actually I did do
that to myself at school so I
could get attention.
711
00:41:00,790 --> 00:41:02,926
- Wait. What?
- Yeah.
712
00:41:02,959 --> 00:41:06,864
- You tripped yourself up to
get sympathy? Phil. Okay.
713
00:41:06,897 --> 00:41:08,966
- Yeah I said it
was someone else.
714
00:41:08,999 --> 00:41:12,503
- They're all like, "Aw." Guys,
it works. He got the sympathy.
715
00:41:12,536 --> 00:41:14,671
- It worked. Yeah. That was
really weird of me as well,
716
00:41:14,704 --> 00:41:16,607
but as I sympathize with it,
717
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:19,109
I think we need to give these a
weirdness ranking, out of five.
718
00:41:19,142 --> 00:41:20,878
- Well, how weird is
Elizabeth's story?
719
00:41:20,911 --> 00:41:22,846
- I'm going to
give that a three.
720
00:41:22,879 --> 00:41:24,081
- All right. Well, thank you,
Elizabeth. - Well done.
721
00:41:24,114 --> 00:41:27,184
- Okay. Wow.
722
00:41:27,217 --> 00:41:31,288
Three rotating Phil child
faces, out of five.
723
00:41:31,321 --> 00:41:34,525
- Yeah, definitely earned them.
Let's see who's next.
724
00:41:34,558 --> 00:41:37,628
- It's Stephanie.
725
00:41:37,661 --> 00:41:41,999
- I used to talk to an imaginary
person outside the window on the
fifth floor.
726
00:41:42,032 --> 00:41:43,100
- Okay.
- What?
727
00:41:43,133 --> 00:41:48,238
- Height aside, that's really
creepy. Just saying.
728
00:41:48,271 --> 00:41:50,641
- That's like something
from a horror movie.
729
00:41:50,674 --> 00:41:53,110
- It's like, "Oh, hey there,
Stephanie. What you doing?"
730
00:41:53,143 --> 00:41:55,245
"Talking to the ghost of
the girl I used to know."
731
00:41:55,278 --> 00:41:55,913
Ah!
732
00:41:59,049 --> 00:42:01,919
- Although my brother did have
an imaginary dog called Lasagna.
733
00:42:01,952 --> 00:42:03,820
Just putting that out there.
734
00:42:03,853 --> 00:42:05,923
- Wait. An imaginary
dog, called Lasagna?
735
00:42:05,956 --> 00:42:08,692
- Yeah, we had to put food
out for it. Yes.
736
00:42:08,725 --> 00:42:10,961
- Okay. You have just
one-upped her. Wow.
737
00:42:10,994 --> 00:42:12,062
- I know. But let's be
honest, that's pretty weird.
738
00:42:12,095 --> 00:42:14,598
- It is. - So I think I'm going
to give that a four.
739
00:42:14,631 --> 00:42:19,169
- A four for Stephanie. All
right. Thank you very much,
Stephanie.
740
00:42:19,202 --> 00:42:20,237
- Who's next?
741
00:42:20,270 --> 00:42:22,172
- Abigail.
742
00:42:22,205 --> 00:42:24,274
- I used to pretend to eat my
stuffed animals at night.
743
00:42:24,307 --> 00:42:27,210
- What?
744
00:42:27,243 --> 00:42:29,780
[mimics Attack On
Titan theme] Wow.
745
00:42:32,382 --> 00:42:35,852
When anime goes too far. Okay.
746
00:42:35,885 --> 00:42:39,823
- All that's going through my
head is "Toy Story." Think of
the children.
747
00:42:39,856 --> 00:42:42,025
- Oh my god. They go to a
kindergarten. It's like, "What's
it like being Abigail's toy?"
748
00:42:42,058 --> 00:42:45,028
"Don't talk about nighttime!"
749
00:42:45,061 --> 00:42:46,730
Hey, Woody. Where you going?
750
00:42:46,763 --> 00:42:52,169
Argh! Argh! Argh!
Wow.
751
00:42:52,202 --> 00:42:54,171
- I mean you know... Yeah, I
think that's really weird as
well.
752
00:42:54,204 --> 00:42:55,372
- Come on. It has to be.
753
00:42:55,405 --> 00:42:56,773
- I'm going to say
that's a four.
754
00:42:56,806 --> 00:42:58,008
- Yep. Thank you, Abigail.
- Well done.
755
00:42:58,041 --> 00:43:02,079
- All right. Extremely
disturbing.
756
00:43:02,112 --> 00:43:03,347
- Who's next?
757
00:43:03,380 --> 00:43:06,083
- Shadi. Wait a minute.
758
00:43:06,116 --> 00:43:10,654
- I used to have a crush on
Timon from The Lion King.
759
00:43:10,687 --> 00:43:15,225
I mean he is a pretty sexy
meerkat. Let's be honest.
760
00:43:15,258 --> 00:43:20,931
- Right. Yeah. I would.
Just saying. Wow.
761
00:43:20,964 --> 00:43:24,067
The Lion King. I have always
thought it was a gateway to the
furry fandom.
762
00:43:24,100 --> 00:43:26,303
I'm just putting that
out there, seriously.
763
00:43:26,336 --> 00:43:31,008
But hey guys, guys. This is a
zero-meerkat-shaming zone.
764
00:43:31,041 --> 00:43:34,411
You said you liked it. Come on.
We can't procrastinate.
765
00:43:34,444 --> 00:43:38,148
- All right. As we're not
shaming someone for liking a
cartoon meerkat,
766
00:43:38,181 --> 00:43:40,083
I'm gonna give it a two.
- Thank you.
767
00:43:40,116 --> 00:43:41,317
- Well done.
768
00:43:41,351 --> 00:43:44,855
- You have nothing to be ashamed
of. We all relate. Next one.
769
00:43:46,690 --> 00:43:48,692
It is Heather.
770
00:43:49,993 --> 00:43:53,930
- I used to lick ants off trees.
771
00:43:53,963 --> 00:43:58,935
- Heather? What is wrong with
you? - That's horrible.
772
00:43:58,968 --> 00:44:01,972
- I mean I guess they might
be quite nutritious.
773
00:44:02,005 --> 00:44:04,307
- Okay, Phil. Please
explain this one to me.
774
00:44:04,340 --> 00:44:06,977
- I mean you know some people
are raised by wolves.
775
00:44:07,010 --> 00:44:09,312
Maybe Heather was
raised by anteaters.
776
00:44:09,345 --> 00:44:12,115
- Oh, that is obviously the
explanation, Phil.
777
00:44:12,148 --> 00:44:15,919
- That's like a residual
instinct thing.
778
00:44:15,952 --> 00:44:18,122
- Well, if anybody is sat next
to somebody chowing down on a
bucket of ants
779
00:44:19,189 --> 00:44:23,326
instead of popcorn, that's
Heather, and it's completely
normal.
780
00:44:23,359 --> 00:44:26,329
- That's really weird. I'm going
to give that a four.
781
00:44:26,362 --> 00:44:30,333
- Yeah, thank you, Heather. All
right. You do you, Heather.
Okay.
782
00:44:30,366 --> 00:44:31,368
- Yes. Who's next?
783
00:44:32,001 --> 00:44:34,404
- And Thurlene...
784
00:44:34,437 --> 00:44:37,140
- I used to melt the faces of my
Barbies and stick them together.
785
00:44:37,173 --> 00:44:37,975
- What?
786
00:44:41,211 --> 00:44:43,814
- Okay, you have one-upped the
other toy story, seriously.
787
00:44:43,847 --> 00:44:46,383
I mean oh, my God.
788
00:44:46,416 --> 00:44:49,986
- That's horrifying. I'm going
to be dreaming of that for
years.
789
00:44:50,019 --> 00:44:54,791
- I'm just thinking of like a
toy support group now. What are
they thinking about?
790
00:44:54,824 --> 00:44:57,861
- Maybe they're just trying to
create like the ultimate
superhero Barbie.
791
00:44:57,894 --> 00:45:01,431
- The super Barbie. I'm in pain.
Please kill me.
792
00:45:01,464 --> 00:45:04,134
- Let's be honest. Judging from
everyone's reactions...
793
00:45:04,167 --> 00:45:06,303
- I'm incredibly disturbed.
- That's a five.
794
00:45:06,336 --> 00:45:08,872
- A five out of five. All right.
Well done.
795
00:45:13,510 --> 00:45:16,813
- Wow. I think that's an
incredibly disturbing place to
end our weird kids.
796
00:45:16,846 --> 00:45:17,848
- [Together] Thank
you, everyone.
797
00:45:19,816 --> 00:45:22,452
You have so much to be proud of.
798
00:45:22,485 --> 00:45:24,921
- I feel better about my weird
kid stories as well. So thank
you.
799
00:45:24,954 --> 00:45:27,390
- Aw, well there we go.
800
00:45:27,423 --> 00:45:29,359
Say, Phil, where did you get
that weird magical button from,
by the way?
801
00:45:29,392 --> 00:45:31,294
-Oh, this?
- Yeah.
802
00:45:31,327 --> 00:45:34,431
- Definitely not from kicking
the microwave and breaking it.
803
00:45:34,464 --> 00:45:36,400
- Wait, what? What happened
while I was gone guys? What did
Phil do?
804
00:45:40,236 --> 00:45:44,074
- I'm just going to go
back here and fix...
805
00:45:44,107 --> 00:45:46,777
- Fix?
- Nothing at all. Bye, guys.
806
00:45:46,810 --> 00:45:51,081
- Oh. Bye Phil.
807
00:45:51,114 --> 00:45:54,017
Well, I guess it's just us then.
Hey, everybody. Hi.
808
00:45:57,987 --> 00:46:01,057
I guess if Phil did Weird Kid, I
should do something from my
YouTube channel.
809
00:46:01,090 --> 00:46:04,361
Let's see, we got me
here on this stage,
810
00:46:04,394 --> 00:46:07,097
you guys out there
in the audience,
811
00:46:07,130 --> 00:46:10,100
oh, and a whole lot of
emotional baggage.
812
00:46:10,133 --> 00:46:13,370
Am I right? Am I right?
813
00:46:13,403 --> 00:46:16,106
Okay. Okay. I think we're
all on the same wavelength.
814
00:46:16,139 --> 00:46:17,874
What should I do, guys?
815
00:46:17,907 --> 00:46:20,510
- [Crowd] Internet
Support Group!
816
00:46:20,543 --> 00:46:23,113
- Internet support group. I was
thinking the same thing. Oh
yeah.
817
00:46:25,548 --> 00:46:29,152
Just one small issue with that.
Phil destroyed the Internet,
didn't he?
818
00:46:29,185 --> 00:46:30,020
So I'm wondering how
that's gonna work.
819
00:46:31,554 --> 00:46:33,924
[phone ringing]
820
00:46:33,957 --> 00:46:34,991
Well, that's ominous.
821
00:46:35,024 --> 00:46:37,194
[phone ringing]
822
00:46:37,227 --> 00:46:41,264
Am I answering the
mystery telephone?
823
00:46:41,297 --> 00:46:43,400
Yeah. Sure. What could
go wrong, right?
824
00:46:45,535 --> 00:46:48,105
♪ [music] ♪
825
00:46:57,914 --> 00:47:01,451
Really? Really?
826
00:47:01,484 --> 00:47:06,022
Uncle Dan's Phone Support
Hotline? That's what Internet...
Okay.
827
00:47:06,055 --> 00:47:12,296
Sure. Sure. This is happening.
Isn't it? Hello? Oh, sorry.
Sorry. Speak up.
828
00:47:14,397 --> 00:47:16,333
Hello?
829
00:47:16,366 --> 00:47:19,502
- Hi, Dan. My name is Paulina,
and I'm from California.
830
00:47:19,535 --> 00:47:23,940
- Oh. We have our first caller
on the phone support hotline.
Right.
831
00:47:23,973 --> 00:47:28,545
Well hey there, Paulina. What do
you want to ask your old Uncle
Dan?
832
00:47:28,578 --> 00:47:32,148
No. Okay. That's creepier
than I thought it'd sound.
833
00:47:32,181 --> 00:47:35,051
- My problem is that my God is
Shrek, and my parents won't
accept my religion.
834
00:47:35,084 --> 00:47:35,586
[cheering]
835
00:47:38,621 --> 00:47:44,027
- Really? That's how we're
starting this? Okay.
836
00:47:44,060 --> 00:47:49,633
Well, Paulina, as you know,
Shrek is our one true green Lord
and savior, it is true.
837
00:47:49,666 --> 00:47:54,604
As they say, Shrek is
love, Shrek is life.
838
00:47:54,637 --> 00:47:58,041
Guys, we're on the same
team here. You know what?
839
00:47:58,074 --> 00:48:02,045
I think, Paulina, your parents
just need to accept that since
discovering him,
840
00:48:02,078 --> 00:48:04,981
it is all ogre for
you now. Okay.
841
00:48:05,014 --> 00:48:08,018
There we go. Good start.
842
00:48:09,585 --> 00:48:11,922
Hello, welcome to the
phone support hotline.
843
00:48:11,955 --> 00:48:13,990
- Hi, Dan. I'm Jay,
and I'm from California.
844
00:48:14,023 --> 00:48:15,926
- Jay from California. Hey.
What would you like to ask?
845
00:48:15,959 --> 00:48:19,229
- My problem is that I have
the same type of shirt,
846
00:48:19,262 --> 00:48:21,364
and it's all I ever
wear. Please help.
847
00:48:21,397 --> 00:48:26,236
- Okay. Wow. Like me and that
thing I wore in 2015. Same
outfit every day.
848
00:48:26,269 --> 00:48:31,942
Well, Jay, fashion advice. When
it comes to style, I say there
is only one rule.
849
00:48:31,975 --> 00:48:35,245
One color that solves every
problem. What am I talking
about?
850
00:48:35,278 --> 00:48:37,981
[audience] Black!
851
00:48:38,014 --> 00:48:42,352
Guys, I am so proud of you, yes!
852
00:48:42,385 --> 00:48:44,287
Jay, it doesn't matter if it's
the same shirt.
853
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:47,257
You just pile black
on black on black
854
00:48:47,290 --> 00:48:51,528
and if it ever gets too hot in
the summer, just don't go
outside.
855
00:48:51,561 --> 00:48:55,565
It's simple. Thank
you, Jay. All right.
856
00:48:58,334 --> 00:49:00,670
1-800-CRISIS.
You're on the line.
857
00:49:00,703 --> 00:49:02,739
- Hi, Dan. My name is Alex,
and I'm from California.
858
00:49:02,772 --> 00:49:05,408
- Alex, what is your problem?
859
00:49:05,441 --> 00:49:09,446
- My problem is I've been in the
anime pit for four years. Will I
ever escape?
860
00:49:11,514 --> 00:49:16,686
- The anime pit. Well, I just
heard like 50 people go, "Same."
861
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:20,123
Our generation, man.
There is no hope.
862
00:49:20,156 --> 00:49:24,995
Well, Alex, I think you just
need to accept that you are a
weeb trash can,
863
00:49:25,028 --> 00:49:27,263
and you will never climb out of
this pit like the rest of us.
864
00:49:27,296 --> 00:49:31,301
Your life is over! Okay!
865
00:49:32,602 --> 00:49:34,704
I'm just gonna put
this out there.
866
00:49:34,737 --> 00:49:37,774
This is usually the point in a
regular Internet support group
867
00:49:37,807 --> 00:49:40,143
where I'd have a little beverage
to keep me going. You know what
I'm saying?
868
00:49:40,176 --> 00:49:41,311
[llama noise]
869
00:49:42,612 --> 00:49:44,448
Oh, not that thing
again. What do you want?
870
00:49:46,749 --> 00:49:48,685
Does that have a name? I feel
like the llama should have a
name.
871
00:49:48,718 --> 00:49:51,187
Any ideas, guys? What
could we call it?
872
00:49:51,220 --> 00:49:53,123
Susan.
Very inventive. Okay.
873
00:49:53,156 --> 00:49:55,125
Carl? Carl.
874
00:49:55,158 --> 00:49:57,227
Phil. Really?
875
00:49:57,260 --> 00:50:00,563
Larry. Larry the... Okay. Wait
a minute. Wait a minute. Okay.
876
00:50:00,596 --> 00:50:02,766
Larry the llama.
877
00:50:02,799 --> 00:50:05,602
Are you saying that because
that's good alliteration?
878
00:50:05,635 --> 00:50:07,604
Or because you're a
One Direction fan?
879
00:50:07,637 --> 00:50:08,505
[cheering]
880
00:50:10,606 --> 00:50:14,577
Guys, we are not going
there right now.
881
00:50:14,610 --> 00:50:18,248
Hey there, Larry, my fluffy
friend. What have you got back
here for me?
882
00:50:18,281 --> 00:50:22,685
Oh guys, I think this is the
drink I was expecting. Okay.
883
00:50:22,718 --> 00:50:26,389
This should make things easier.
Here we go. All right.
884
00:50:26,422 --> 00:50:28,458
Wait a minute.
885
00:50:28,491 --> 00:50:31,028
Non-alcoholic grape
juice? Really?
886
00:50:34,530 --> 00:50:36,800
Sure. Fine. Right, whatever.
Let's get this over with.
887
00:50:39,268 --> 00:50:40,604
[ringing]
888
00:50:42,138 --> 00:50:44,107
Hi.
889
00:50:44,140 --> 00:50:45,708
- [Sari] Hi, Dan. My name is
Sari, and I'm from Utah.
890
00:50:45,741 --> 00:50:48,244
- Hey. What do you want?
891
00:50:48,277 --> 00:50:50,647
- My question is, how do I avoid
always saying the most awkward
things
892
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:52,515
at the wrong time and
coming off as an idiot?
893
00:50:52,548 --> 00:50:56,219
- Okay. Spoken like somebody
who really suffers.
894
00:50:56,252 --> 00:51:00,490
Talking to people is hard, guys.
How do you make friends?
895
00:51:00,523 --> 00:51:05,161
What I always say is you should
introduce yourself to people
with a pun.
896
00:51:05,194 --> 00:51:07,197
Seriously, it never goes wrong.
897
00:51:07,230 --> 00:51:10,300
You go up to the cool kids,
hand them an ice cube and say,
898
00:51:10,333 --> 00:51:14,337
"Ice to meet you,"
899
00:51:14,370 --> 00:51:17,507
and then you just drop whatever
you're holding and walk away.
900
00:51:17,540 --> 00:51:20,477
The thing is, at that moment,
they'll either just go,
901
00:51:20,510 --> 00:51:22,479
"Wow," and you'll know
where you stand,
902
00:51:22,512 --> 00:51:25,782
or you've found your new
best friends. Seriously.
903
00:51:25,815 --> 00:51:27,317
It works every time.
904
00:51:27,350 --> 00:51:28,685
Thank you, Sari. Okay.
905
00:51:32,722 --> 00:51:35,592
- Hi, Dan. I'm Samantha,
and I'm from California.
906
00:51:35,625 --> 00:51:38,595
- Samantha, hey. What would
you like to ask?
907
00:51:38,628 --> 00:51:41,431
- My question is, how do I ask a
girl out that I really like?
She's really pretty.
908
00:51:41,464 --> 00:51:45,135
- Aww. Okay.
909
00:51:45,168 --> 00:51:48,471
- Samantha, the answer is you
don't try to get real people
910
00:51:48,504 --> 00:51:51,141
because they can
hurt your feelings.
911
00:51:51,174 --> 00:51:54,711
Instead, you should just date
fictional characters in your
mind.
912
00:51:56,812 --> 00:52:00,583
They will never betray
you, seriously.
913
00:52:00,616 --> 00:52:03,553
I have been dating all of Evan
Peters' American Horror Story
characters for months now.
914
00:52:03,586 --> 00:52:06,389
It's going really great.
915
00:52:06,422 --> 00:52:10,493
Thank you, Samantha.
Good luck. Right.
916
00:52:10,526 --> 00:52:11,895
Wow. This is my life.
917
00:52:11,928 --> 00:52:14,464
Hi.
918
00:52:14,497 --> 00:52:17,600
- Hi, Dan. My name is Sandy, and
I'm a mommy from Victorville,
California.
919
00:52:17,633 --> 00:52:20,737
- Okay. We got a parent. Do we?
Okay. I'm going to need this.
920
00:52:24,574 --> 00:52:26,176
Are there any other
parents here?
921
00:52:26,209 --> 00:52:27,177
How many mums do we have in
the audience tonight?
922
00:52:28,444 --> 00:52:30,880
Oh Wow. Quite a few.
923
00:52:30,913 --> 00:52:32,649
Hey, ladies. How you
doing? You good?
924
00:52:35,418 --> 00:52:40,223
Well, you know what? You do not
need to worry about anything
925
00:52:40,256 --> 00:52:43,860
because me and Phil, we are
super educational, and we're a
really great influence.
926
00:52:43,893 --> 00:52:45,228
Right guys?
927
00:52:45,261 --> 00:52:45,929
[cheering]
928
00:52:48,464 --> 00:52:50,867
You do not need to worry
about anything, Sandy.
929
00:52:50,900 --> 00:52:52,735
You have yourself
a lovely evening.
930
00:52:52,768 --> 00:52:57,207
Don't tell them anything, okay?
931
00:53:00,243 --> 00:53:01,578
Oh, got another one. Sure.
932
00:53:01,611 --> 00:53:03,580
[loud music] John Cena!
933
00:53:07,416 --> 00:53:11,554
Right. I guess it doesn't matter
whether it's on a phone or back
on the Internet,
934
00:53:11,587 --> 00:53:13,523
you guys are just
gonna troll me, huh?
935
00:53:13,556 --> 00:53:15,959
Yeah, yeah, you
little... uh, I mean...
936
00:53:15,992 --> 00:53:17,594
I mean...
937
00:53:17,627 --> 00:53:19,796
I love my audience.
938
00:53:19,829 --> 00:53:21,397
Thank you for coming tonight.
939
00:53:21,430 --> 00:53:21,898
[ding]
940
00:53:23,833 --> 00:53:25,268
- Hey, Dan.
941
00:53:25,301 --> 00:53:30,306
- Oh. Hi, Phil. Why are you in
the microwave?
942
00:53:30,339 --> 00:53:31,941
- Well, I was thinking about
what we do on YouTube.
943
00:53:31,974 --> 00:53:32,942
- Yeah.
944
00:53:32,975 --> 00:53:36,279
- And about how creative
all of these guys are
945
00:53:36,312 --> 00:53:38,481
and how we should do
something to celebrate it.
946
00:53:38,514 --> 00:53:40,683
- Yeah. Well, that's a nice
idea. What'd you have in mind?
947
00:53:40,716 --> 00:53:43,253
- Well, I found...
948
00:53:43,286 --> 00:53:45,288
- Found? Oh, no, Phil.
What is it this time?
949
00:53:45,321 --> 00:53:47,324
- This.
- Um...
950
00:53:47,857 --> 00:53:49,559
[cheering]
951
00:53:52,795 --> 00:53:55,698
- Wow. Well, that is definitely
the most fabulous trolley
952
00:53:55,731 --> 00:53:57,667
I've ever seen in
my entire life.
953
00:53:57,700 --> 00:54:00,536
Wait, oh, sorry. Or should I
say shopping cart?
954
00:54:00,569 --> 00:54:01,838
Right, yep. Need
to use the lingo.
955
00:54:03,873 --> 00:54:06,943
- I think it really sums
up my personality.
956
00:54:06,976 --> 00:54:10,446
- Yeah. I think we'd all
agree with that, Phil.
957
00:54:10,479 --> 00:54:13,416
- Yeah, well guess what? There's
one back there for you as well.
958
00:54:13,449 --> 00:54:14,150
- Really?
- Go get it.
959
00:54:14,183 --> 00:54:15,885
- There's one for me?
- Yeah.
960
00:54:15,918 --> 00:54:18,688
- Okay. All right. I wonder what
mine looks like. Let's see.
961
00:54:21,524 --> 00:54:24,861
Dan's shopping cart
looks like this.
962
00:54:28,564 --> 00:54:30,300
Would you look at that?
963
00:54:30,333 --> 00:54:33,469
It is literally just
completely black. Wow, okay.
964
00:54:33,502 --> 00:54:35,805
But it does have a huge D on
the front. There we go. D.
965
00:54:35,838 --> 00:54:36,806
[cheering]
966
00:54:43,846 --> 00:54:46,382
I am not even going to
acknowledge that. Okay, right.
967
00:54:46,415 --> 00:54:48,885
So what do we have in
these carts of joy, Phil?
968
00:54:48,918 --> 00:54:50,720
- Well, they're filled
with arts and crafts
969
00:54:50,753 --> 00:54:53,690
and things that these
guys have made.
970
00:54:53,723 --> 00:54:58,528
- Oh, okay. So I guess you're
saying in this weird no-Internet
version of things,
971
00:54:58,561 --> 00:55:00,463
this is kind of like the...
972
00:55:00,496 --> 00:55:02,565
- The Tumblr tag in real life.
973
00:55:02,598 --> 00:55:03,700
- Oh, no, Phil. What have you
done? What have you done?
974
00:55:05,668 --> 00:55:07,704
- Crafty Corner.
975
00:55:09,872 --> 00:55:11,908
- Things better not get
like Dan and Phil crafts,
976
00:55:11,941 --> 00:55:14,944
or I'm gonna start crafting
in a minute. Okay.
977
00:55:15,811 --> 00:55:17,013
- Hey, Dan. Hey, Dan.
978
00:55:17,046 --> 00:55:18,415
Pro tip.
979
00:55:20,416 --> 00:55:22,885
- Phil.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
980
00:55:22,918 --> 00:55:25,688
- YouTube comments have not
recovered from pro tip yet.
981
00:55:25,721 --> 00:55:26,890
You cannot bring that up.
982
00:55:28,024 --> 00:55:30,093
- Hey. Let's have a look at...
- So what have you got?
983
00:55:30,126 --> 00:55:34,731
- I have... Oh, Dan.
We found mel-apples.
984
00:55:34,764 --> 00:55:39,068
- Oh, my god. Oh, god. It's
actually mel-apples.
985
00:55:39,101 --> 00:55:40,737
- It's so good.
986
00:55:40,770 --> 00:55:43,573
- Okay. Someone
actually painted that.
987
00:55:43,606 --> 00:55:45,541
- That is so well-painted. I
mean look at that detail.
988
00:55:45,574 --> 00:55:47,710
- I'm just gonna put
this out there.
989
00:55:47,743 --> 00:55:49,679
That is a lot better than the
one that Dill painted. I'm just
saying. Okay.
990
00:55:49,712 --> 00:55:51,381
- I know.
991
00:55:51,414 --> 00:55:53,483
- We could put that up in our
house and live a bit of Dill.
992
00:55:53,516 --> 00:55:55,051
- Definitely.
993
00:55:55,084 --> 00:55:58,488
- Or maybe not, as then maybe
aliens who come and abduct us,
like Tabatha.
994
00:55:58,521 --> 00:56:00,523
Seriously. What is
going to happen?
995
00:56:00,556 --> 00:56:01,891
- That would be bad.
996
00:56:01,924 --> 00:56:03,693
But this is a beautiful object.
- It is.
997
00:56:03,726 --> 00:56:05,862
- So thank you very
much to Catherine.
998
00:56:05,895 --> 00:56:08,698
- Thank you, Catherine. All
right. That is beautiful. Okay.
999
00:56:08,731 --> 00:56:11,000
Let's see what I have first.
1000
00:56:11,033 --> 00:56:16,105
It's a trophy for being
Phil trash number one.
1001
00:56:16,138 --> 00:56:18,508
[cheering]
1002
00:56:18,541 --> 00:56:22,044
Ha ha. Very appropriate. Wow.
It's got the whiskers.
1003
00:56:22,077 --> 00:56:25,181
It says, "2009 to
infinity." Okay.
1004
00:56:25,214 --> 00:56:28,451
Really? Wow.
1005
00:56:28,484 --> 00:56:30,753
Really? Wow. I guess it's
official now, guys.
1006
00:56:30,786 --> 00:56:32,555
- Yeah. Do you feel like you
need to do some kind...
1007
00:56:32,588 --> 00:56:34,857
- Thank you, Jazmine.
- Thank you.
1008
00:56:34,890 --> 00:56:37,894
- Okay. Hey. Oh, great.
1009
00:56:37,927 --> 00:56:40,596
- All right. So what
have we got next?
1010
00:56:40,629 --> 00:56:42,999
Dan, look at this!
1011
00:56:43,032 --> 00:56:45,968
- Wait a minute.
1012
00:56:46,001 --> 00:56:50,039
- This is Dan with Kanye
and me with Buffy.
1013
00:56:50,072 --> 00:56:53,743
- Really?
- That's so good.
1014
00:56:53,776 --> 00:56:57,013
- Those are so detailed.
- I know.
1015
00:56:57,046 --> 00:56:58,881
- I love how longingly I'm
looking at Kanye in this
picture.
1016
00:56:58,914 --> 00:57:01,217
I'm just like, "Dad."
1017
00:57:01,250 --> 00:57:06,689
I mean... I don't
know what to say.
1018
00:57:06,722 --> 00:57:08,691
- Meanwhile, me and Buffy are
just eyeing up the camera like,
"Oh, hey."
1019
00:57:08,724 --> 00:57:10,026
- Hey, how you doing?
1020
00:57:10,059 --> 00:57:12,962
Well, that is just another
beautiful piece of art
1021
00:57:12,995 --> 00:57:15,164
that I am going to frame
and keep in my bedroom.
1022
00:57:15,197 --> 00:57:18,167
- [Together] Thank you, Ray!
- All right! Beautiful!
1023
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:20,703
Okay. Looks like we've got
some more art now guys.
1024
00:57:20,736 --> 00:57:22,872
Let's see what it is.
1025
00:57:22,905 --> 00:57:26,075
It's a beautiful canvas
painting of Dan as Shrek.
1026
00:57:29,845 --> 00:57:33,783
- That is one of the best things
I've ever seen with my eyes.
That is incredible.
1027
00:57:33,816 --> 00:57:37,920
- This must have taken so long
for somebody to actually make.
Wow. Well, I
1028
00:57:37,953 --> 00:57:40,490
Well I mean, mean
it's very accurate.
1029
00:57:40,523 --> 00:57:44,227
This painting has no
soul. I have no soul.
1030
00:57:44,260 --> 00:57:47,530
Seriously. I would
suit being an ogre
1031
00:57:47,563 --> 00:57:49,065
- You definitely do.
1032
00:57:49,098 --> 00:57:51,934
- Is this what I've inspired?
Shrek fan art? Really?
1033
00:57:51,967 --> 00:57:55,605
- I know my place. This is just
as great as the other art.
1034
00:57:55,638 --> 00:57:56,840
Thank you Isabella.
1035
00:58:01,210 --> 00:58:04,080
- Oh, wow. I see your Shrek
art, and I raise you...
1036
00:58:04,113 --> 00:58:07,683
a baby Dil!
1037
00:58:07,716 --> 00:58:09,952
Look at this!
1038
00:58:09,985 --> 00:58:13,689
That's kind of disturbing
and cute at the same time.
1039
00:58:13,722 --> 00:58:15,825
- I am equally
terrified and happy.
1040
00:58:15,858 --> 00:58:18,728
- Wow. I mean, somebody
gave us a Dil doll.
1041
00:58:18,761 --> 00:58:19,795
I don't really know
what to say about that.
1042
00:58:19,828 --> 00:58:21,731
[laughter]
1043
00:58:24,567 --> 00:58:25,568
- Keep it going, Dan.
1044
00:58:27,670 --> 00:58:32,141
- I didn't mean to say that.
Okay. Let's just move on.
1045
00:58:32,174 --> 00:58:35,077
It's like a beautiful family
portrait, look at that.
1046
00:58:35,110 --> 00:58:35,912
[cheering]
1047
00:58:37,980 --> 00:58:41,918
Thank you for this.
There we go.
1048
00:58:41,951 --> 00:58:43,786
It looks like there's just
one thing left in mine.
1049
00:58:43,819 --> 00:58:45,688
- Okay.
1050
00:58:45,721 --> 00:58:48,190
- I will say, when you said
Tumblr in real life, I thought,
1051
00:58:48,223 --> 00:58:50,693
"Oh, no. It's all
gonna be creepy,"
1052
00:58:50,726 --> 00:58:52,194
but there have actually been
some really beautiful pieces of
art.
1053
00:58:52,227 --> 00:58:54,263
Haven't there?
- Yeah, really great.
1054
00:58:54,296 --> 00:58:56,065
- So let's see what Dan has
last. - What's this?
1055
00:58:56,098 --> 00:58:58,200
- It's a whisk covered in memes.
1056
00:58:58,233 --> 00:58:59,135
[cheering]
1057
00:59:01,370 --> 00:59:03,139
Really? You give this?
1058
00:59:03,172 --> 00:59:07,310
You have not seen what
I have seen, okay?
1059
00:59:07,343 --> 00:59:12,715
You cannot just bring
this back into my mind.
1060
00:59:12,748 --> 00:59:15,885
This...I appreciate
your support.
1061
00:59:15,918 --> 00:59:17,320
I'm gonna go erase
this from my memory.
1062
00:59:17,353 --> 00:59:21,023
Thank you, Sally. Okay.
1063
00:59:21,056 --> 00:59:24,060
I feel like that is a good time
to end this segment. Okay.
1064
00:59:24,093 --> 00:59:26,862
- Wait. Dan, Dan, Dan. There's
one more thing in there.
1065
00:59:26,895 --> 00:59:28,164
- Is there? What is it?
1066
00:59:28,197 --> 00:59:30,700
- Yeah. It's the pop-up
book of fan art.
1067
00:59:30,733 --> 00:59:34,870
- Whoa. Phil. I don't think you
should have picked this up.
1068
00:59:34,903 --> 00:59:35,905
- Should we open it?
1069
00:59:35,938 --> 00:59:37,807
- Don't ask them.
- Okay.
1070
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:39,275
- Okay, fine, whatever.
1071
00:59:39,308 --> 00:59:42,044
- Three, two, one.
1072
00:59:42,077 --> 00:59:43,913
Whoa!
1073
00:59:43,946 --> 00:59:46,816
- Whoa. What is that?
Why is everybody naked?
1074
00:59:46,849 --> 00:59:48,250
- What is Benedict
Cumberbatch doing?
1075
00:59:48,283 --> 00:59:49,719
- They're all on
top of each other.
1076
00:59:49,752 --> 00:59:51,220
- Is this legal?
1077
00:59:51,253 --> 00:59:53,389
- Phil, there's flaps.
There's pop-up flaps.
1078
00:59:53,422 --> 00:59:54,857
- I don't like flaps.
1079
00:59:54,890 --> 00:59:55,858
- Phil, we've come
this far. We have to.
1080
00:59:55,891 --> 00:59:57,927
- Three, two, one.
1081
00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:00,997
Whoa! Stop. Stop.
Stop all of this.
1082
01:00:02,965 --> 01:00:06,002
You know what, guys?
I take it all back.
1083
01:00:06,035 --> 01:00:08,304
Here I was earlier saying,
1084
01:00:08,337 --> 01:00:11,407
"Hey. We're stuck in this
weird no-Internet universe.
1085
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:13,943
I think we should just stick to
what we do on YouTube in real
life.
1086
01:00:13,976 --> 01:00:16,212
After all, what can go wrong?"
1087
01:00:16,245 --> 01:00:20,082
Well, it turns out the answer
is literally everything.
1088
01:00:20,115 --> 01:00:23,819
- Well, I hate to say
I told you so, Dan,
1089
01:00:23,852 --> 01:00:25,021
but I said we should
try something new.
1090
01:00:25,054 --> 01:00:26,689
You know? Something like...
1091
01:00:26,722 --> 01:00:27,356
- No, Phil, Phil. Don't do this.
1092
01:00:27,389 --> 01:00:29,725
[cheering]
1093
01:00:29,758 --> 01:00:32,028
♪ [music] ♪
1094
01:00:36,098 --> 01:00:38,401
♪ Whenever I'm alone... ♪
1095
01:00:38,434 --> 01:00:41,804
- Okay, stop! Stop. Stop
the music. Hey, hey. Okay.
1096
01:00:41,837 --> 01:00:43,773
I've got an idea.
1097
01:00:43,806 --> 01:00:46,442
If microwaving your laptop
got us into this mess,
1098
01:00:46,475 --> 01:00:49,712
then maybe the microwave
can get us out of it.
1099
01:00:49,745 --> 01:00:52,715
- What? Dan, no!
1100
01:00:52,748 --> 01:00:56,318
Dan, what are you doing?
That could be dangerous. Dan.
1101
01:00:56,351 --> 01:00:59,388
- Bye, Phil.
1102
01:00:59,421 --> 01:01:04,193
- Come back. Dan.
Where are you going? Dan!
1103
01:01:10,265 --> 01:01:12,735
- Well, this is weird.
- Oh. Hey, Dan.
1104
01:01:12,768 --> 01:01:14,270
- Phil?
1105
01:01:14,303 --> 01:01:15,805
- What are you doing over there?
1106
01:01:15,838 --> 01:01:20,076
- I don't know. What are you
doing over there?
1107
01:01:20,109 --> 01:01:23,212
- Oh. Uh-oh.
- I'm spinning.
1108
01:01:25,981 --> 01:01:30,219
- This feels weird.
1109
01:01:36,325 --> 01:01:38,928
♪ [music] ♪
1110
01:02:15,464 --> 01:02:18,401
- Phil. Phil, give me
a hand. [grunting]
1111
01:02:21,303 --> 01:02:25,374
Oh, Phil. Look at all these
people that are here to see us.
1112
01:02:25,407 --> 01:02:29,845
- Hello. Why are they wearing
such old-fashioned clothes?
1113
01:02:29,878 --> 01:02:33,516
- Who understands kids these
days? Right? Are you ready?
1114
01:02:33,549 --> 01:02:37,319
- Yes. [grunting]
1115
01:02:37,352 --> 01:02:40,990
- Now for the hard part. Oh. Oh.
1116
01:02:49,064 --> 01:02:52,001
- Hello.
- Hello, everyone.
1117
01:02:52,034 --> 01:02:53,803
- Hello.
- Hello there.
1118
01:02:53,836 --> 01:02:56,071
- Hey. All right. Here we are.
1119
01:02:56,104 --> 01:02:58,974
Let's plug
our brains into the hyper-web
1120
01:02:59,007 --> 01:03:02,145
and get some questions from
our audience on Pewdie-tube.
1121
01:03:06,448 --> 01:03:09,251
Ask me the question, old friend.
- The question?
1122
01:03:09,284 --> 01:03:12,288
- Oh, yes. The question.
1123
01:03:12,321 --> 01:03:14,924
Can you do the
whiskering on me, Phil?
1124
01:03:14,957 --> 01:03:16,058
[cheering]
1125
01:03:16,091 --> 01:03:21,530
Yes! Here we go.
1126
01:03:21,563 --> 01:03:23,899
- There's your nose.
- Thank you very much.
1127
01:03:23,932 --> 01:03:24,433
- Whisker.
- One.
1128
01:03:24,466 --> 01:03:26,535
- Whisker.
- Two.
1129
01:03:26,568 --> 01:03:28,003
- Whisker.
- Three.
1130
01:03:28,036 --> 01:03:29,371
- Whisker.
- Four.
1131
01:03:29,404 --> 01:03:30,373
- Whisker.
- Five and six.
1132
01:03:31,940 --> 01:03:34,009
- Thank you very much. Right.
Let me do you.
1133
01:03:34,042 --> 01:03:36,478
Okay. There's your nozzle.
1134
01:03:36,511 --> 01:03:39,982
One, two, three.
- Oh, that feels nice.
1135
01:03:40,015 --> 01:03:43,986
- Other side. Four, five,
and six. There we go.
1136
01:03:44,019 --> 01:03:45,121
[cheering]
1137
01:03:48,123 --> 01:03:52,127
Why Phil, how many years have
we been doing this together?
1138
01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:54,530
- Oh, I think this is the 75th.
1139
01:03:54,563 --> 01:03:58,601
- Oh, 75 years. Wow.
1140
01:03:58,634 --> 01:04:02,304
It's hard to remember after all
those Sharpie fumes we inhaled,
hey?
1141
01:04:02,337 --> 01:04:04,874
- Yes. I had a little sniff
before we came through the door.
1142
01:04:04,907 --> 01:04:06,175
- Not in front of people.
That's our secret.
1143
01:04:06,208 --> 01:04:07,577
- Sorry. Let's begin.
1144
01:04:09,945 --> 01:04:11,214
- Time for the first question.
1145
01:04:14,516 --> 01:04:20,322
Phil, what is your favorite song
that is stored on your brain's
hard drive?
1146
01:04:20,355 --> 01:04:24,059
- I think that must be the
collaboration between the
reunited One Direction...
1147
01:04:24,092 --> 01:04:26,495
- Yes. Yes. That's a
thing that happened.
1148
01:04:26,528 --> 01:04:28,297
- And the robot My
Chemical Romance.
1149
01:04:28,330 --> 01:04:33,168
- Oh, yes.
1150
01:04:33,201 --> 01:04:36,505
Zane and Metal Gerard sing such
beautiful harmonies together.
1151
01:04:36,538 --> 01:04:40,276
- What a tune.
1152
01:04:40,309 --> 01:04:44,213
- It's a shame though that Nile
Horan can't play his guitar
anymore,
1153
01:04:44,246 --> 01:04:47,083
ever since he transplanted his
consciousness into that potato.
1154
01:04:49,518 --> 01:04:50,452
- At least he's proud
of where he comes from.
1155
01:04:50,485 --> 01:04:51,520
- Indeed.
1156
01:04:51,553 --> 01:04:55,024
- Let's see what's next.
1157
01:04:55,057 --> 01:05:01,964
iPhone 68 or
Samsung Galaxy 17,546?
1158
01:05:01,997 --> 01:05:03,933
- Oh, Phil. You know
I have to say Apple
1159
01:05:03,966 --> 01:05:07,937
or they'll shut down my
iCloud brain storage.
1160
01:05:07,970 --> 01:05:09,338
- All my memories are
backed up there.
1161
01:05:09,371 --> 01:05:11,974
- What is your favorite memory?
1162
01:05:12,007 --> 01:05:14,677
- From my whole life?
- Yes.
1163
01:05:14,710 --> 01:05:21,383
- I know. Probably when our
book, "The Amazing Book is Not
on Fire..." Oh. Yes.
1164
01:05:21,416 --> 01:05:25,487
Yes.
- Hashtag spon.
1165
01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:28,590
- Can't forget that.
Very important.
1166
01:05:28,623 --> 01:05:32,995
It went on to become the
bestselling book in the entire
universe.
1167
01:05:33,028 --> 01:05:36,298
- Yes.
- Yes. Yes, it did.
1168
01:05:36,331 --> 01:05:41,103
Why, even President Beyonce
had a copy in her toilet.
1169
01:05:41,136 --> 01:05:44,506
- Oh, yes. What a wonderful
leader she was.
1170
01:05:44,539 --> 01:05:45,641
- Indeed.
1171
01:05:45,674 --> 01:05:48,644
- What is your worst memory?
1172
01:05:48,677 --> 01:05:55,451
- Probably when those alien
invaders banned all memes from
the Internet.
1173
01:05:55,484 --> 01:05:58,721
Oh yes, young Dan was
very sad that day.
1174
01:05:58,754 --> 01:06:03,993
- Oh, what a terrible
time. Poor Pepe.
1175
01:06:04,026 --> 01:06:05,127
- Let's move onto something
more fun, shall we?
1176
01:06:05,160 --> 01:06:06,562
- Yes.
1177
01:06:06,595 --> 01:06:13,135
- This one brings me back. Phil,
do an impression of your
favorite animal.
1178
01:06:13,168 --> 01:06:16,505
- Oh, okay. [noise]
Wa-ka-ka-kow!
1179
01:06:16,538 --> 01:06:17,573
[laughter]
1180
01:06:19,608 --> 01:06:21,010
- What was that, Phil?
1181
01:06:21,043 --> 01:06:23,779
- It was the squirrel shark.
1182
01:06:23,812 --> 01:06:28,584
- Oh, yes. The squark.
- Yes.
1183
01:06:28,617 --> 01:06:33,422
- King of the seas and the
trees, one may say.
1184
01:06:33,455 --> 01:06:39,194
- Ever since they started
splicing animals together, I
just had to catch them all.
1185
01:06:39,227 --> 01:06:41,563
- You're a weird guy, Phil. I
think we have time for one more.
1186
01:06:41,596 --> 01:06:43,532
- Oh, yes. Let's see.
1187
01:06:43,565 --> 01:06:45,768
Oh, you'll like this one buddy.
1188
01:06:45,801 --> 01:06:47,736
- Really?
1189
01:06:47,769 --> 01:06:52,374
- Set your hip settings to twerk
for four seconds.
1190
01:06:52,407 --> 01:06:55,577
- Oh, I don't know. It
sounds like they'd like us to.
1191
01:06:55,610 --> 01:06:57,046
- Shall we do it?
- Okay.
1192
01:06:57,079 --> 01:06:58,113
- All right.
- Give us a moment.
1193
01:06:58,146 --> 01:07:02,451
- Okay. Oh. Okay.
1194
01:07:02,484 --> 01:07:05,521
- Right. Three, two, one.
1195
01:07:08,090 --> 01:07:11,193
Here they go.
1196
01:07:11,226 --> 01:07:14,329
I remember this sensation
from back in the day.
1197
01:07:14,362 --> 01:07:15,798
It's like being young again.
1198
01:07:18,467 --> 01:07:23,705
What? Stop, stop, stop. Phil!
1199
01:07:23,738 --> 01:07:26,775
Phil, what happened?
1200
01:07:26,808 --> 01:07:31,180
- I think that was one twerk
too many, old chap.
1201
01:07:31,213 --> 01:07:34,249
- I don't understand, Phil.
What are you saying?
1202
01:07:34,282 --> 01:07:35,517
- I think I'm dying.
1203
01:07:35,550 --> 01:07:37,553
[screaming]
1204
01:07:37,586 --> 01:07:41,256
- No. No. Phil, you
can't be serious.
1205
01:07:41,289 --> 01:07:43,526
- At least I died doing
something I loved.
1206
01:07:45,694 --> 01:07:47,830
- Phil? Phil?
1207
01:07:50,432 --> 01:07:54,537
- Nooooo!
1208
01:07:59,341 --> 01:08:01,743
Wait a minute. A microwave?
1209
01:08:01,776 --> 01:08:04,313
No, no, this isn't
supposed to happen.
1210
01:08:04,346 --> 01:08:07,550
Don't worry, Phil. I
am going to save you.
1211
01:08:09,918 --> 01:08:17,493
Here we go. And [grunting].
1212
01:08:17,526 --> 01:08:18,694
Bloody hell.
1213
01:08:22,531 --> 01:08:23,665
Don't worry. I got this. Okay.
1214
01:08:23,698 --> 01:08:26,335
Let's try again. Oh.
1215
01:08:26,368 --> 01:08:29,304
You can steal a lot
of cereal in one lifetime, huh?
1216
01:08:29,337 --> 01:08:32,808
[grunting]
1217
01:08:34,876 --> 01:08:38,180
Right. Into the microwave
you go, Phil.
1218
01:08:41,683 --> 01:08:44,586
Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute.
1219
01:08:44,619 --> 01:08:47,256
Can't forget these, can I?
They were bloody expensive.
1220
01:08:50,325 --> 01:08:53,228
And... [beep].
1221
01:08:53,261 --> 01:08:54,396
Bye.
1222
01:09:02,804 --> 01:09:04,640
[rewind noise]
1223
01:09:24,626 --> 01:09:27,563
[beep]
1224
01:09:27,596 --> 01:09:30,666
- Ah. Oh my god.
1225
01:09:33,501 --> 01:09:36,305
That was
absolutely terrifying.
1226
01:09:36,338 --> 01:09:40,976
- Yeah, twerking to death?
Miley would be proud.
1227
01:09:41,009 --> 01:09:45,614
- Phil, you don't seem very
concerned by what just happened
to you there.
1228
01:09:45,647 --> 01:09:48,750
- Yeah I know, but if that's
fashion in the future, I don't
want any part of it.
1229
01:09:48,783 --> 01:09:50,752
- Well, Phil, don't
you see? That was it.
1230
01:09:50,785 --> 01:09:52,888
- What?
- That was our future.
1231
01:09:52,921 --> 01:09:55,490
- What's wrong with it?
1232
01:09:55,523 --> 01:09:58,493
- Nothing really, just to think
that we'll be doing exactly the
same thing
1233
01:09:58,526 --> 01:10:01,797
for another 68 years?
1234
01:10:01,830 --> 01:10:04,933
I mean okay, I guess
that isn't a bad thing.
1235
01:10:04,966 --> 01:10:07,236
But does that mean that
nothing else happens?
1236
01:10:07,269 --> 01:10:10,005
We're just stuck repeating
the same old things?
1237
01:10:10,038 --> 01:10:12,574
What if we never break
the mold, Phil?
1238
01:10:12,607 --> 01:10:15,010
What if we never find the
courage to attempt something new
and exciting
1239
01:10:15,043 --> 01:10:17,512
we've never tried before?
1240
01:10:17,545 --> 01:10:20,816
Are we all just slaves to
this predetermined destiny
1241
01:10:20,849 --> 01:10:24,386
on a linear path through
time and space?
1242
01:10:24,419 --> 01:10:25,721
Oh, what's the point?
1243
01:10:25,754 --> 01:10:26,555
- Dan, no, you're
gonna have a...
1244
01:10:26,588 --> 01:10:28,424
[alarm]
1245
01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:33,963
Oh no.
1246
01:10:35,563 --> 01:10:35,965
Dan?
1247
01:10:37,966 --> 01:10:38,467
Dan?
1248
01:10:41,002 --> 01:10:41,470
Dan?
1249
01:10:43,571 --> 01:10:44,405
Dan?
1250
01:10:44,439 --> 01:10:46,908
- Why do we exist?
- Oh, here we go.
1251
01:10:46,941 --> 01:10:48,677
- What is existence?
1252
01:10:48,710 --> 01:10:51,747
- Sorry guys. He
does this sometimes.
1253
01:10:51,780 --> 01:10:57,352
I think we should listen to what
Dan has to say, and I might as
well sit here.
1254
01:10:57,385 --> 01:11:01,423
- If there's no higher purpose
to life, then what's the point
in doing anything?
1255
01:11:01,456 --> 01:11:05,494
How am I supposed to care about
what I do or what happens
1256
01:11:05,527 --> 01:11:09,798
if at the end of the day we're
all just inevitably going to
die?
1257
01:11:09,831 --> 01:11:13,702
We are all completely
meaningless in the grander
scheme of the universe.
1258
01:11:13,735 --> 01:11:16,838
At the end of the day, it makes
no difference whether we take
action
1259
01:11:16,871 --> 01:11:18,473
or just
surrender to oblivion.
1260
01:11:18,506 --> 01:11:20,709
- Right, that's enough.
1261
01:11:20,742 --> 01:11:23,779
We've been through a lot and we
all want to get out of this
strange situation,
1262
01:11:23,812 --> 01:11:26,782
but we can't lose you
now, Dan.
1263
01:11:26,815 --> 01:11:28,751
We can't fix anything if you're
just lying face-down on the
floor.
1264
01:11:31,019 --> 01:11:32,854
So come on.
Explain what's wrong.
1265
01:11:32,887 --> 01:11:34,089
Let's talk it out.
1266
01:11:34,122 --> 01:11:35,624
- [sighs]
1267
01:11:35,657 --> 01:11:37,459
[cheering]
1268
01:11:37,492 --> 01:11:39,328
- Why are we here, Phil?
1269
01:11:39,361 --> 01:11:42,597
Because I microwaved my laptop.
1270
01:11:42,630 --> 01:11:44,333
- What are we doing?
1271
01:11:44,366 --> 01:11:46,702
- Trying to entertain
these guys, hopefully.
1272
01:11:46,735 --> 01:11:47,369
[cheering]
1273
01:11:50,772 --> 01:11:53,041
- But what's the point?
1274
01:11:53,074 --> 01:11:57,346
- Because entertainment is
distraction from all the
problems in real life, Dan.
1275
01:11:57,379 --> 01:12:00,515
We can make people laugh.
We can make people think.
1276
01:12:00,548 --> 01:12:02,417
Drawing whiskers on our noses
and answering questions
1277
01:12:02,450 --> 01:12:04,686
might not seem that
important to us,
1278
01:12:04,719 --> 01:12:06,455
but to some of
these guys, it is.
1279
01:12:06,488 --> 01:12:07,523
[cheering]
1280
01:12:09,657 --> 01:12:12,694
- Okay, okay, I suppose.
1281
01:12:12,727 --> 01:12:14,830
I guess I just feel like my
whole life is laid out ahead of
me.
1282
01:12:14,863 --> 01:12:17,766
I'll never try new things.
1283
01:12:17,799 --> 01:12:21,903
I'll spend the rest of my life
stuck behind a screen, making
YouTube videos.
1284
01:12:21,936 --> 01:12:24,539
I guess I just don't really feel
in control of what's been
happening here, you know?
1285
01:12:24,572 --> 01:12:27,743
[evil laughter]
1286
01:12:27,776 --> 01:12:29,978
Phil? What was that noise?
Did a weird thing happen again?
1287
01:12:30,011 --> 01:12:31,913
[engine revving up]
1288
01:12:31,946 --> 01:12:34,916
What's that? Guys?
1289
01:12:34,949 --> 01:12:36,051
What the... What was that?
1290
01:12:39,687 --> 01:12:40,889
[laughing]
1291
01:12:43,825 --> 01:12:45,093
- It's a car.
1292
01:12:45,126 --> 01:12:46,929
- Sherlock, everybody.
1293
01:12:50,098 --> 01:12:53,068
Yes Phil, I think we can
all see that it's a car.
1294
01:12:53,101 --> 01:12:55,170
But why is it here?
1295
01:12:55,203 --> 01:12:57,406
- Hey look, it's got that
weird question mark on it
1296
01:12:57,439 --> 01:12:59,741
that keeps appearing
on all the screens.
1297
01:12:59,774 --> 01:13:03,879
- Wait a minute. This was on the
back of that bloody mysterious
card earlier, wasn't it?
1298
01:13:03,912 --> 01:13:07,783
Okay, I see what's going on
here. Well there is no way I'm
going near that.
1299
01:13:07,816 --> 01:13:09,951
- Dan, this could be a clue. I
think we need to inspect what
was in the monster truck.
1300
01:13:09,984 --> 01:13:10,452
- Okay. Fine.
1301
01:13:13,521 --> 01:13:15,724
- What is it?
- They're scripts.
1302
01:13:15,757 --> 01:13:17,626
- What do they say?
1303
01:13:17,659 --> 01:13:20,796
- Oh Phil, I don't think we
should have picked these up.
1304
01:13:20,829 --> 01:13:22,598
♪ [music] ♪
1305
01:13:24,866 --> 01:13:26,869
[cheering]
1306
01:13:32,140 --> 01:13:34,676
- Oh no.
1307
01:13:41,249 --> 01:13:45,887
- Guys? Guys? Do you know what?
1308
01:13:45,920 --> 01:13:49,124
I have actually just decided
that I'm fine living in this
no-Internet universe.
1309
01:13:49,157 --> 01:13:51,526
I'm just gonna go over here.
1310
01:13:51,559 --> 01:13:54,963
- Dan, Dan! These were
sent here for a reason.
1311
01:13:54,996 --> 01:13:55,997
I think we need to
read the scripts.
1312
01:13:56,030 --> 01:13:56,898
[cheering]
1313
01:13:59,267 --> 01:14:01,803
- Okay, fine, whatever.
Right. Take this.
1314
01:14:01,836 --> 01:14:02,905
This is a terrible idea.
1315
01:14:08,176 --> 01:14:08,710
- [Female voice] In
the beginning...
1316
01:14:08,743 --> 01:14:10,745
- What?
1317
01:14:10,778 --> 01:14:14,749
- In the beginning? I thought
this was fan fiction, not the
Bible.
1318
01:14:14,782 --> 01:14:18,053
- Okay Phil, are you really
gonna question this? Or just let
it happen?
1319
01:14:18,086 --> 01:14:20,222
- Right, let's let it happen.
1320
01:14:20,255 --> 01:14:25,760
- In the beginning, there were
two boys named Dan and Phil.
1321
01:14:25,793 --> 01:14:30,632
Phil had jet-black hair,
darker than the night's sky,
1322
01:14:30,665 --> 01:14:34,002
and pale skin, whiter
than the purest snow.
1323
01:14:34,035 --> 01:14:36,171
- Hey!
1324
01:14:36,204 --> 01:14:40,041
- Hey what? I didn't write
this. It's true.
1325
01:14:40,074 --> 01:14:45,113
- And then there was Dan, as
obnoxiously tall as his sense of
humor.
1326
01:14:45,146 --> 01:14:46,047
- What? That was
totally uncalled for.
1327
01:14:48,283 --> 01:14:53,655
- Now, are Dan and Phil
pirates or cowboys?
1328
01:14:53,688 --> 01:14:55,624
You decide.
1329
01:14:55,657 --> 01:14:56,925
- Wait, what?
1330
01:14:56,958 --> 01:14:59,794
- You decide? Does she mean us?
1331
01:14:59,827 --> 01:15:02,197
Or does she mean these guys?
1332
01:15:02,230 --> 01:15:05,000
- Oh no. Okay, I see what's
happening here.
1333
01:15:05,033 --> 01:15:06,668
- Who wants us to be pirates?
1334
01:15:06,701 --> 01:15:07,335
[cheering]
1335
01:15:09,771 --> 01:15:12,007
And who wants us to be cowboys?
1336
01:15:12,040 --> 01:15:12,975
[louder cheering]
1337
01:15:15,710 --> 01:15:18,280
- Okay. I guess we're
cowboys apparently, Phil.
1338
01:15:20,048 --> 01:15:22,017
- Dan and Phil are cowboys.
1339
01:15:25,353 --> 01:15:28,557
- Nice. I might finally get a
tan. - Really? Okay.
1340
01:15:30,191 --> 01:15:32,194
- Open.
- You open it.
1341
01:15:32,994 --> 01:15:33,729
What is it?
1342
01:15:34,862 --> 01:15:38,133
- It's cowboy outfits!
1343
01:15:38,166 --> 01:15:42,971
- Really? Okay, sure, right.
What do we have?
1344
01:15:43,004 --> 01:15:45,140
Oh, tasseled vests. Wow.
1345
01:15:45,173 --> 01:15:47,042
It's like being in the
YMCA music video.
1346
01:15:50,011 --> 01:15:53,048
- Hey, with this scarf, I could
look like a fashionable dog on
Tumblr.
1347
01:15:53,081 --> 01:15:55,850
- That's all I've ever aspired
to. Right, what else is there?
1348
01:15:55,883 --> 01:15:56,952
- Hats.
1349
01:15:56,985 --> 01:15:58,153
- Yeah. Thank you, Phil.
1350
01:16:01,055 --> 01:16:03,792
Right, so are you ready to get
into character or whatever?
1351
01:16:03,825 --> 01:16:05,761
- Yes. Let's read the script.
1352
01:16:08,930 --> 01:16:09,631
[cheering]
1353
01:16:13,167 --> 01:16:15,771
Howdy there, partner.
Sheriff Lester is my name.
1354
01:16:18,039 --> 01:16:20,041
You're looking a little lost.
1355
01:16:20,074 --> 01:16:21,043
Is there something
I can do you for?
1356
01:16:21,909 --> 01:16:23,778
- [narrator] Phil said.
1357
01:16:23,811 --> 01:16:25,714
- You don't need to
say, "Phil said."
1358
01:16:25,747 --> 01:16:27,115
- You are not the
narrator, Phil.
1359
01:16:27,148 --> 01:16:29,884
- Whoa. Okay. Smack down.
1360
01:16:29,917 --> 01:16:33,021
- Sorry, scary woman in the sky.
1361
01:16:33,054 --> 01:16:37,826
- Phil said, as he put a hand
tentatively on the revolver by
his waist.
1362
01:16:37,859 --> 01:16:40,862
- Whoa. Ain't no need for that
kind of action, sir.
1363
01:16:45,133 --> 01:16:48,837
- We've had some strange people
around these parts, recently.
1364
01:16:48,870 --> 01:16:51,673
How can I know you're
not a troublemaker?
1365
01:16:51,706 --> 01:16:58,246
- I'm just a good, southern,
Christian boy, sir.
1366
01:16:58,279 --> 01:17:02,283
You ain't gonna get no trouble
from me. I'm just looking for
directions.
1367
01:17:02,316 --> 01:17:04,819
- Where to?
1368
01:17:04,852 --> 01:17:07,155
- Where did Dan and Phil go
next? - Uh-oh.
1369
01:17:07,188 --> 01:17:13,128
- Did they go into space? Or did
they go camping? You decide.
1370
01:17:13,161 --> 01:17:16,197
- Okay. Here we go again. Who
wants us to go to space?
1371
01:17:16,230 --> 01:17:18,900
[cheering]
1372
01:17:18,933 --> 01:17:21,136
And who wants us to
go camping together?
1373
01:17:21,169 --> 01:17:22,638
[louder cheering]
1374
01:17:24,906 --> 01:17:26,875
Well Phil, they chose camping.
I wonder why.
1375
01:17:29,310 --> 01:17:33,081
- Dan and Phil decided
to go camping.
1376
01:17:33,114 --> 01:17:37,152
- Oh. Toasty. Look out
for moths, everyone.
1377
01:17:37,185 --> 01:17:39,187
- Phil, please. That is the only
thing that could make this
worse.
1378
01:17:40,421 --> 01:17:42,123
Right, I'm opening this one.
1379
01:17:42,156 --> 01:17:44,159
- Okay.
- Okay. What do we have?
1380
01:17:44,892 --> 01:17:47,429
Hey, wait a
minute, does this work?
1381
01:17:47,462 --> 01:17:53,168
Alright, nowI can finally see
you guys. Hey. Hey. How you
doing?
1382
01:17:53,201 --> 01:17:56,204
In the middle, up at the top,
how you doing? All right?
1383
01:17:57,939 --> 01:17:59,040
Okay, wow.
That is bright. I'm sorry.
1384
01:17:59,073 --> 01:18:01,743
- Hey Dan. Look at this.
1385
01:18:01,776 --> 01:18:02,778
- Whoopah!
1386
01:18:07,248 --> 01:18:09,751
- Okay. There is no way
I'm getting in that.
1387
01:18:09,784 --> 01:18:11,119
- Just go with the script.
1388
01:18:11,152 --> 01:18:12,387
- Okay, fine, whatever.
1389
01:18:14,021 --> 01:18:17,892
- As the glistening moon shone
down on the emerald glade,
1390
01:18:17,925 --> 01:18:21,129
Dan could only hear the
whispering of the wind
1391
01:18:21,162 --> 01:18:22,797
blowing through the
other boy's hair.
1392
01:18:22,830 --> 01:18:25,067
[cheering]
1393
01:18:27,769 --> 01:18:30,372
- Alright, who wrote this
script, Stephanie Myer?
1394
01:18:32,340 --> 01:18:35,443
This seems like a nice
place to stay the night.
1395
01:18:35,476 --> 01:18:37,512
You don't
mind sharing the tent, do ya?
1396
01:18:37,545 --> 01:18:38,880
[cheering]
1397
01:18:42,350 --> 01:18:44,919
- Why, not at all.
1398
01:18:44,952 --> 01:18:47,021
Don't you think it's special,
1399
01:18:47,054 --> 01:18:49,157
being with another person, just
gazing up at the night sky?
1400
01:18:49,190 --> 01:18:50,158
[cheering]
1401
01:18:54,162 --> 01:18:58,800
- Dan saw the warm breath
evaporate out of Phil's mouth
1402
01:18:58,833 --> 01:19:01,803
and swirl gracefully towards
the darkness above.
1403
01:19:01,836 --> 01:19:03,238
- Oo-aaaah.
1404
01:19:05,339 --> 01:19:09,811
- Gracefully, Phil.
- Sorry. Haaah.
1405
01:19:11,078 --> 01:19:14,315
- Well, there's lots of things
you could do when no one else is
around,
1406
01:19:14,348 --> 01:19:15,784
if you catch my drift.
1407
01:19:15,817 --> 01:19:16,418
[cheering]
1408
01:19:20,121 --> 01:19:23,124
- Why, what'd you have in mind?
1409
01:19:23,157 --> 01:19:25,326
- What did Dan and Phil do next?
1410
01:19:25,359 --> 01:19:26,861
- Oh, no.
1411
01:19:26,894 --> 01:19:29,364
- Did they have a
delicious cake?
1412
01:19:29,397 --> 01:19:33,067
Or did Phil draw Dan
like a French girl?
1413
01:19:33,100 --> 01:19:35,003
- What?
- You decide.
1414
01:19:37,572 --> 01:19:40,875
- Well Phil, I don't feel like
we're about to get a cake.
1415
01:19:40,908 --> 01:19:42,977
- Okay. It's up to you guys.
1416
01:19:43,010 --> 01:19:44,212
- Who wants us
to have a delicious cake?
1417
01:19:44,245 --> 01:19:44,446
[mild cheering]
1418
01:19:46,080 --> 01:19:48,950
- Wow. Really? That's
how it is, huh? Okay.
1419
01:19:48,983 --> 01:19:50,518
Who wants me to draw Dan like
a French girl?
1420
01:19:50,551 --> 01:19:51,386
[loud cheering]
1421
01:19:53,521 --> 01:19:55,490
- Oh, okay.
1422
01:19:55,523 --> 01:19:58,960
- Phil decided to draw
Dan like a French girl.
1423
01:19:58,993 --> 01:20:01,462
♪ [Titanic-esque music] ♪
1424
01:20:01,495 --> 01:20:03,464
- Oh, I can't believe this.
Okay. Let's just get this over
with.
1425
01:20:03,497 --> 01:20:04,232
- Okay.
1426
01:20:08,069 --> 01:20:09,971
This must be my sketch book.
1427
01:20:10,004 --> 01:20:12,140
- Great. If it's
okay with you Phil,
1428
01:20:12,173 --> 01:20:13,474
don't drop a bowling
ball out of this one.
1429
01:20:13,507 --> 01:20:14,009
- I'll try my best.
1430
01:20:16,644 --> 01:20:20,215
- Phil prepared his sketch book,
and Dan got into a comfortable
position.
1431
01:20:21,916 --> 01:20:25,453
- Okay. Okay. Sorry, sorry.
1432
01:20:25,486 --> 01:20:28,857
What exactly is supposed to be a
comfortable position for me
here?
1433
01:20:28,890 --> 01:20:31,526
- You know, like Kate Winslet.
1434
01:20:31,559 --> 01:20:34,529
- Kate Winslet had a
chaise lounge, Phil.
1435
01:20:34,562 --> 01:20:36,931
Okay, fine, whatever. Okay.
1436
01:20:36,964 --> 01:20:39,201
[cheering]
1437
01:20:44,572 --> 01:20:48,476
- Phil gazed up at Dan, in awe
of the bounteous figure before
him.
1438
01:20:48,509 --> 01:20:49,977
- Okay. Thank you.
1439
01:20:51,946 --> 01:20:55,483
- Dan, I've never felt this
connected to another person's
spirit before.
1440
01:20:55,516 --> 01:20:56,117
[cheering]
1441
01:20:58,452 --> 01:21:01,522
- I want you to
capture me, Phil.
1442
01:21:01,555 --> 01:21:03,892
Create a memento of this
moment we shared together,
1443
01:21:03,925 --> 01:21:06,427
with a tribute to my body.
1444
01:21:06,460 --> 01:21:07,863
[cheering]
1445
01:21:10,932 --> 01:21:15,270
- Their eyes met, as Dan began
to slowly unbutton his shirt.
1446
01:21:15,303 --> 01:21:17,472
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. Okay, okay, okay.
1447
01:21:20,074 --> 01:21:23,411
Can we just pause
that right there for a second?
1448
01:21:23,444 --> 01:21:26,180
- Oh, but I was
enjoying my drawing.
1449
01:21:26,213 --> 01:21:27,048
[cheering]
1450
01:21:29,083 --> 01:21:32,220
- Okay, guys. You know what?
You know what? I'm sorry.
1451
01:21:32,253 --> 01:21:35,156
I don't want to solve the
mystery. I don't care who's
behind all of this.
1452
01:21:35,189 --> 01:21:39,127
I just don't want
to do this anymore.
1453
01:21:39,160 --> 01:21:41,296
[evil laughter]
1454
01:21:41,329 --> 01:21:43,231
Is the person behind this
actually gonna show their face
now?
1455
01:21:43,264 --> 01:21:44,466
[fog horn noise]
1456
01:21:46,467 --> 01:21:49,170
- Dan, something's happening.
1457
01:21:49,203 --> 01:21:51,606
- Phil, now is not the time
to do the robot.
1458
01:21:51,639 --> 01:21:52,974
- It's not me.
1459
01:21:53,007 --> 01:21:55,276
- What do you mean it's not you?
1460
01:21:55,309 --> 01:21:57,145
- I'm not in control of my body.
1461
01:21:57,178 --> 01:21:58,546
- This guy, what a joker.
1462
01:21:58,579 --> 01:22:00,548
[fog horn]
1463
01:22:00,581 --> 01:22:02,283
Oh God, Phil, Phil. It's
happening to me too.
1464
01:22:02,316 --> 01:22:03,584
I think I'm possessed.
1465
01:22:03,617 --> 01:22:05,053
- I've got a prop.
1466
01:22:05,086 --> 01:22:06,688
- What? Another
prop? What is it?
1467
01:22:06,721 --> 01:22:08,489
- It's a bunch of plates.
1468
01:22:08,522 --> 01:22:10,158
- A bunch of plates? But why?
1469
01:22:10,191 --> 01:22:11,526
- I don't know.
1470
01:22:12,460 --> 01:22:16,564
- Should Dan and Phil
do the dishes? Or do the dishes?
1471
01:22:16,597 --> 01:22:18,166
- Do the dishes? What does
that mean?
1472
01:22:19,333 --> 01:22:21,736
Phil?
1473
01:22:21,769 --> 01:22:23,438
[plate smashing]
1474
01:22:23,471 --> 01:22:24,439
Well, that was dramatic.
Why'd you do that?
1475
01:22:24,472 --> 01:22:25,740
- It wasn't me.
1476
01:22:25,773 --> 01:22:27,008
- Do the dishes.
1477
01:22:27,041 --> 01:22:27,408
- Oh, no.
1478
01:22:29,677 --> 01:22:33,114
Oh, sorry. Okay.
1479
01:22:33,147 --> 01:22:34,615
I hit a bunch of you in
the face there. Didn't I?
1480
01:22:34,648 --> 01:22:36,251
I'm sorry about that. Oh, no.
1481
01:22:37,685 --> 01:22:38,420
Oh god.
- Sorry!
1482
01:22:40,554 --> 01:22:46,728
- Oh god. I'm sorry. - Guys, I'm
sorry! This isn't me.
1483
01:22:46,761 --> 01:22:50,565
- Do the dishes. Do the dishes.
D-d-do the dishes. Do the
dishes.
1484
01:22:51,565 --> 01:22:53,101
- Do the dishes.
1485
01:22:56,404 --> 01:22:59,140
- It's saying, "Do the dishes,"
but we're just smashing plates.
1486
01:22:59,173 --> 01:23:00,608
Who does that?
1487
01:23:00,641 --> 01:23:03,111
- Wait, Phil. I think I know
who's behind all of this.
1488
01:23:05,746 --> 01:23:07,682
- [Together] It's Dil!
1489
01:23:07,715 --> 01:23:10,285
♪ [music] ♪
1490
01:23:16,090 --> 01:23:18,059
[cheering]
1491
01:24:48,916 --> 01:24:51,552
- Dil, is it really you?
1492
01:24:51,585 --> 01:24:55,290
- [Simlish]
1493
01:24:59,293 --> 01:25:02,297
- Sorry. Excuse me?
1494
01:25:04,798 --> 01:25:08,903
- Yes, it's me, your
Sim, Dil Howlter.
1495
01:25:08,936 --> 01:25:12,573
- Right. Okay.
1496
01:25:12,606 --> 01:25:16,511
- But I don't understand.
How is he real?
1497
01:25:16,544 --> 01:25:18,579
- Well, I guess if everything
else exploded out of YouTube
into reality,
1498
01:25:18,612 --> 01:25:21,449
then so did he.
1499
01:25:21,482 --> 01:25:25,853
Except now Dil has had the power
to control us like Sims this
whole time.
1500
01:25:25,886 --> 01:25:27,455
♪ [music] ♪
1501
01:25:33,394 --> 01:25:35,730
- Dil, is that true?
1502
01:25:40,768 --> 01:25:42,236
- Dil?
1503
01:25:42,269 --> 01:25:43,504
- Yes.
1504
01:25:43,537 --> 01:25:47,508
- But I don't understand. Why
would you do all of this to us?
1505
01:25:47,541 --> 01:25:50,511
- Because I've had enough
of being controlled.
1506
01:25:50,544 --> 01:25:53,581
For over a year, I've had
to do whatever you said.
1507
01:25:53,614 --> 01:25:55,516
- Yeah.
1508
01:25:55,549 --> 01:25:59,921
- You made me clumsy. You forced
me to go on unsuccessful dates.
1509
01:25:59,954 --> 01:26:02,257
You made me sleep
in a clown suit.
1510
01:26:04,425 --> 01:26:06,394
- All of that is
technically true, Phil.
1511
01:26:06,427 --> 01:26:07,795
- Yeah.
1512
01:26:07,828 --> 01:26:12,466
- I thought it was
time for some revenge.
1513
01:26:12,499 --> 01:26:15,736
- Dil, we didn't mean
any of those things,
1514
01:26:15,769 --> 01:26:17,271
and we tried really
hard to fix everything.
1515
01:26:17,304 --> 01:26:18,405
- Yeah.
1516
01:26:18,439 --> 01:26:21,509
- I think we're just as clumsy
and awkward as you are.
1517
01:26:21,542 --> 01:26:24,946
- After all, Dil, you are just
supposed to be the combination
of both of us.
1518
01:26:24,979 --> 01:26:28,849
- I guess you're right,
but it's more than that.
1519
01:26:28,882 --> 01:26:31,485
I wanted to teach you
both an important lesson.
1520
01:26:31,518 --> 01:26:33,955
- A lesson? What lesson?
1521
01:26:33,988 --> 01:26:36,857
- Dan, you're worried
about your future
1522
01:26:36,890 --> 01:26:39,760
and if what you're doing
now has any importance.
1523
01:26:39,793 --> 01:26:42,496
Well it's important to me,
1524
01:26:42,529 --> 01:26:44,765
and I'm sure to these guys here.
1525
01:26:44,798 --> 01:26:45,800
[cheering]
1526
01:26:49,870 --> 01:26:53,474
Never doubt yourself.
Follow your dreams.
1527
01:26:53,507 --> 01:26:55,876
- Wow. Dil, what a
nice thing to say
1528
01:26:55,909 --> 01:26:58,846
Thanks for helping
with my crisis.
1529
01:26:58,879 --> 01:27:03,251
- And Phil, you're scared that
who you are isn't good enough.
1530
01:27:03,284 --> 01:27:05,553
You think you have to change
who you are to impress people
1531
01:27:05,586 --> 01:27:06,821
but look around.
1532
01:27:07,888 --> 01:27:09,257
[cheering]
1533
01:27:13,360 --> 01:27:15,863
Thousands of people just like
you have come here tonight
1534
01:27:15,896 --> 01:27:17,732
to see two nerds from YouTube.
1535
01:27:17,765 --> 01:27:19,767
- It's true. It's true.
1536
01:27:21,001 --> 01:27:22,803
- That's why they love you.
1537
01:27:22,836 --> 01:27:23,771
- [Together] Aww!
1538
01:27:26,040 --> 01:27:29,343
- Dil, that's so profound.
1539
01:27:29,376 --> 01:27:31,012
I don't need to be a
magician to feel accepted.
1540
01:27:31,045 --> 01:27:33,881
How can we thank you?
1541
01:27:33,914 --> 01:27:36,951
- You don't need to thank me.
Just don't mess up my
relationship.
1542
01:27:36,984 --> 01:27:40,688
- [laughing] Don't worry Dil.
1543
01:27:40,721 --> 01:27:42,823
You and Teabag are together
forever. Oh, yeah.
1544
01:27:42,856 --> 01:27:44,259
[cheering]
1545
01:27:46,327 --> 01:27:47,862
- Dan, I thought you were going
to stop calling her Teabag.
1546
01:27:47,895 --> 01:27:50,631
- Right, yeah, sorry. Sorry Dil.
1547
01:27:50,664 --> 01:27:52,333
- And Phil.
- Yeah?
1548
01:27:52,366 --> 01:27:53,834
- Stop microwaving things.
1549
01:27:53,867 --> 01:27:55,369
- Yeah, good point.
1550
01:27:55,402 --> 01:27:57,872
- Yes. I mean we'll try
harder Dil, I promise.
1551
01:27:57,905 --> 01:28:00,041
- But what now?
1552
01:28:00,074 --> 01:28:03,377
- I will return the world
back to how it was.
1553
01:28:03,410 --> 01:28:06,414
Just step into the microwave
when you're ready,
1554
01:28:06,447 --> 01:28:09,784
and you'll go back to
normal life with the Internet.
1555
01:28:09,817 --> 01:28:11,786
- Wow. Really? Well
thanks, I guess.
1556
01:28:11,819 --> 01:28:12,753
- Where's he going?
1557
01:28:12,786 --> 01:28:13,321
- Huh?
1558
01:28:15,956 --> 01:28:17,292
- I have no idea.
Let's just let him do his thing.
1559
01:28:21,829 --> 01:28:22,897
- Oh.
- Bye, Dil.
1560
01:28:23,764 --> 01:28:25,433
- Bye Dil.
1561
01:28:28,502 --> 01:28:29,070
Okay.
1562
01:28:29,103 --> 01:28:30,571
- Well that was a thing.
1563
01:28:32,373 --> 01:28:35,543
- Wait. You know, I think
what Dil said is right.
1564
01:28:35,576 --> 01:28:39,747
Making these YouTube videos
might not seem that important to
me sometimes,
1565
01:28:39,780 --> 01:28:42,416
but I guess to all the people
out there that find happiness or
even friendship
1566
01:28:42,449 --> 01:28:43,584
just through watching
what we make...
1567
01:28:43,617 --> 01:28:45,419
[cheering]
1568
01:28:45,452 --> 01:28:47,888
Well, that is pretty important.
1569
01:28:47,921 --> 01:28:50,691
- Yeah. You don't need to
change who you are to fit in.
1570
01:28:50,724 --> 01:28:52,927
We're just two losers that spend
all our time watching YouTube
videos.
1571
01:28:52,960 --> 01:28:54,762
We could all be losers together!
1572
01:28:54,795 --> 01:28:55,930
- Yeah!
[cheering]
1573
01:28:58,632 --> 01:29:00,101
You know what, Phil? I guess
that is the point of all this.
1574
01:29:00,134 --> 01:29:01,535
- Yeah.
1575
01:29:01,568 --> 01:29:03,904
- Well, there we go
then. End of the road.
1576
01:29:03,937 --> 01:29:06,807
Just head through there and have
the Internet again. See ya.
1577
01:29:06,840 --> 01:29:10,144
- Well actually...
1578
01:29:10,177 --> 01:29:12,713
there is one thing I've been
wanting to do this whole time.
1579
01:29:12,746 --> 01:29:14,582
[cheering]
1580
01:29:14,615 --> 01:29:15,983
- I really hope you're
not referring to...
1581
01:29:17,551 --> 01:29:18,919
[cheering]
1582
01:29:18,952 --> 01:29:21,022
♪ [music] ♪
1583
01:29:25,025 --> 01:29:31,532
♪ Whenever I'm alone,
or if I'm feeling gray ♪
1584
01:29:31,565 --> 01:29:38,973
♪ there's one place I can go
to brighten up my day. ♪
1585
01:29:39,006 --> 01:29:45,513
♪ It makes me want to sing.
That's how this show should
end. ♪
1586
01:29:45,546 --> 01:29:54,021
♪ But wouldn't it be good if I
could sing it with a friend? ♪
1587
01:29:56,723 --> 01:29:59,593
- Phil, I think you should have
asked before putting me on the
spot like this.
1588
01:29:59,626 --> 01:30:02,096
[cheering]
1589
01:30:04,231 --> 01:30:07,568
♪ Okay. Fine. Whatever.
I'll join in too. ♪
1590
01:30:07,601 --> 01:30:09,971
♪ [music] ♪
1591
01:30:23,717 --> 01:30:28,723
♪ I might go outside and feel
more alive. Without Twitter,
where would I be? ♪
1592
01:30:30,524 --> 01:30:32,793
♪ I guess I'd be fit. ♪
1593
01:30:32,826 --> 01:30:34,528
♪ I'd stop posting shi.... ♪
- Rubbish!
1594
01:30:34,561 --> 01:30:38,532
♪ But Tumblr's a part of me. ♪
1595
01:30:38,565 --> 01:30:43,571
♪ So many websites and so little
time. There's one or two you
should avoid. ♪
1596
01:30:45,572 --> 01:30:48,075
♪ Just don't stop watching
YouTube, or we'll be
unemployed. ♪
1597
01:30:48,108 --> 01:30:50,711
♪ [music] ♪
1598
01:30:56,116 --> 01:31:00,855
♪ The Internet is here.
The Internet is great. ♪
1599
01:31:02,890 --> 01:31:09,697
♪ When you've got lots of
followers, who needs a real
mate? ♪
1600
01:31:09,730 --> 01:31:15,703
♪ We might be antisocial,
but these days, that is fine. ♪
1601
01:31:15,736 --> 01:31:19,740
♪ Because life is so much better
when you spend it all online. ♪
1602
01:31:19,773 --> 01:31:22,943
♪ A place where you can be
yourself, no matter if you're
geeky. ♪
1603
01:31:22,976 --> 01:31:26,247
♪ Find friends that share your
hobbies, even if they're
creepy. ♪
1604
01:31:26,280 --> 01:31:29,250
♪ Where any question in your
head is answered in an instant.♪
1605
01:31:29,283 --> 01:31:31,752
♪ Who cares if you procrastinate
your one shot at existence? ♪
1606
01:31:31,785 --> 01:31:34,121
♪ [music] ♪
1607
01:31:39,092 --> 01:31:45,799
♪ The Internet is here.
The Internet is great. ♪
1608
01:31:45,832 --> 01:31:52,273
♪ When you've got lots of
followers, who needs a real
mate? ♪
1609
01:31:52,306 --> 01:31:58,612
♪ Without the Internet,
we never would have met. ♪
1610
01:31:58,645 --> 01:32:01,582
♪ We'd never be here on a stage,
doing things we might regret. ♪
1611
01:32:01,615 --> 01:32:02,950
- Dance break.
1612
01:32:02,983 --> 01:32:04,552
♪ [music] ♪
1613
01:32:27,341 --> 01:32:30,244
♪ Who cares if you're a loser,
and everybody knows it? ♪
1614
01:32:30,277 --> 01:32:33,213
♪ Or if you spend your life
drawing whiskers on your noses?♪
1615
01:32:33,246 --> 01:32:36,617
♪ Even if your chances
of getting tan are slim. ♪
1616
01:32:36,650 --> 01:32:38,653
♪ Or if you live vicariously
through life of a Sim. ♪
1617
01:32:41,054 --> 01:32:43,223
- [Simlish] Chiltay Zombo!
1618
01:32:43,256 --> 01:32:44,825
♪ [music] ♪
1619
01:32:48,195 --> 01:32:56,770
♪ The Internet is here.
The Internet is great. ♪
1620
01:32:56,803 --> 01:33:05,879
♪ When you've got lots of
followers, who needs a real
mate? ♪
1621
01:33:05,912 --> 01:33:13,220
♪ We might be antisocial,
but these days that is fine ♪
1622
01:33:14,921 --> 01:33:22,696
♪ Because life is so much
better, life is so much better,♪
1623
01:33:22,729 --> 01:33:26,266
♪ life is so much better ♪
1624
01:33:26,299 --> 01:33:32,273
♪ when you spend
it all online. ♪
1625
01:33:35,409 --> 01:33:38,045
♪ [music] ♪
1626
01:33:39,780 --> 01:33:42,249
[cheering]
1627
01:33:45,419 --> 01:33:46,621
♪ [music] ♪
1628
01:34:03,170 --> 01:34:04,772
- Come on, Phil.
Let's do it.
1629
01:34:04,805 --> 01:34:06,941
[cheering]
♪ [music] ♪
1630
01:34:14,448 --> 01:34:16,050
- Thank you, Hollywood!
1631
01:34:16,083 --> 01:34:17,384
- Thank you!
1632
01:34:17,417 --> 01:34:18,786
- You guys were awesome.
1633
01:34:18,819 --> 01:34:20,421
- Hope you enjoyed the show.
1634
01:34:20,454 --> 01:34:23,924
- We will see you guys back
on the Internet.
1635
01:34:23,957 --> 01:34:26,093
[cheering]
♪ [music] ♪
1636
01:34:49,349 --> 01:34:51,952
♪ [music] ♪
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