Original subtitles

Sweet Birds Film AB.

Together with Bergatrol Film and Silverbull Film.

UNCONDITIONAL VIKINGS

Cast:

Thomas the Lunagust.

Isabela Alveborg.

Johan Vlesergrin

Bruno Brad

Peter Karlsod

Anders Dachtberg and others.

Welcome to Scandinavia and the Viking Age.

At that time people were happy with simple things,

such as animal sacrifice,

looting of Europe and fisticuffs to half-death.

Once a year people gathered in Ting to trade and settle differences

in the battle on the Isle of Death

2 opponents remained on a small island,

the one who came back was considered victorious.

Men's honor depended on the art of controlling the sword.

And even the gods fought with the giants.

When the god Thor rode through the sky, thunder rumbled.

Herds... but this, not very good...

herds... herds...

Herds of sheep grazed in the meadows to provide food.

Love and understanding were also very important...

but seriously, it's all nonsense...

they were just bloodthirsty savages and lived only for that,

to kill, maim and plunder,

dirty pagans, and that's the truth!

Do you have children when you grow up?

Yes, I already grew up.

Contrary to these bloodthirsty times, the Vikings were very romantic.

What is this stink?!

I like men who are so confident in themselves that they are silent.

Do not you want to sit down?

Who is it?

Oh, this is my brother, Sigtrig.

Is he the same Sigtrig?!

The most famous fighter in the world from the Island of Death?

Well yes.

Good evening!

It was an exciting journey. I defeated Franconian.

And what did you do, brother, while I was away?

Did he feed the pigs?

I took care of younger brothers and sisters.

What about... chickens?

Greetings, strangers!

Where are you going, strangers?

We go to Ting.

Take part in the great battle on the island of Death.

Jean Guyu divides each to the liver, until he utters his name completely.

Jan Charles Giber Amil Guillaume.

The name is long, but worthy, is not it?

Defend yourself!

We also go to Ting. We are there every year...

This is a good place, you can meet new friends here...

O-la-la!

See you.

As you have already noticed, Hildegen likes to flirt.

Oswald loves her, but she builds eyes to brave warriors, idols,

with which she can never be. With her father it was impossible to agree.

Marry me! What?!

Do not you dare to approach my daughter, otherwise I'll cut your heart out!

Father!

To win the attention of Hildegen, Oswald decides to learn the art of battle.

He comes to the sorceress for the potion that would make him invincible.

Of course, you have the right to choose. I absolutely do not care,

that you will choose a flower or a sword. If you choose a sword,

then your best friends and brother will die.

And then there will come a thousand years of war and suffering.

The flower will bring happiness.

The time of happiness and glory will begin. You will come again to me.

In the meantime, make love, not war.

Not having received the potion, Oswald

decides that he will never be with Hildegen.

He devotes himself to caring for the family. Coward, coward, coward.

He knows that his life will never change.

But one night for an unexplained reason.

A cruel murderer will lead him to a real fate.

Do not touch my father!

I can handle you, I can handle it.

And then he left. The most terrible killer of all time.

It is even said that he did not even exist...

Perset Olale.

Do not utter his name!

Taken off! Full garbage. Let's retake.

5, 4, 3...

Our hero, Oswald, met with the most terrible murderer - Perset Olale.

Do not utter his name!

Perset, Perset, Perset, come on!

I warned you.

So, let's continue our bloody story...

Oswald and his brothers-sisters consoled each other as best they could.

His older brother Sigtrig wants to fight him in Ting to take revenge.

Oswald hesitates.

Still, getting ready for the road,

Oswald bids farewell to his beloved brother, Thyorve.

And they set out on their journey.

Defend yourself! Are you a murderer?

No!

Are you sure?

No. Wait, I'm unarmed.

Oswald, lend him your sword.

Are you a berserker?

It's me berserker! Defend yourself, murderer!

Good, good, good, let me explain everything.

I'm Kolskag.

Do not you want to become invincible?

So that no one will ever be able to triumph over you?

Cheap divorce!

Wait, he really is not a killer.

Thank you, I'll make a berserker out of you.

So, berserkers. Let's start.

Only a few warriors could come to such a rage,

that their skin was becoming like armor - they were already berserkers.

The only problem was that they killed everyone on their way.

Only love could control the rage of berserkers.

I had a happy life at the court of Eric the Bloody Ax.

A true berserker is rarely met.

So, do you know who the murderer is? I'll finish it!

No!

Why do you say that?

You do not know who the murderer is, but I will not tell you.

Did you know that today Oswald has a birthday?

True?

The idea is yes. In any case, approximately these days.

Exactly! And I do not even have a gift.

You have a gift - make it a berserker.

Do you think he deserves it?

Believe me!

It seems to me that you are hiding something, I will kill you!

I did not see the killer in person. I swear! Please, Sigtrig!

Let me talk to him. I know that you are looking for a murderer.

You only know his name - Perset Olale.

That's what we'll do...

You call Perset to fight on the Isle of Death.

Then, you lure him to the beach, take a walk.

And as if accidentally stumbling, and here comes to help you Sigtrig.

I do not even know...

Think of Hildegen, this is a very courageous act.

Oswald is in Ting with the aim of finding Hildegen and showing her his again

acquired strength. He could not believe his happiness -

conquer Hildegen and become a warrior without

much risk of losing his head from his shoulders -

too good to be true.

Well, a day.

First pay - then touch, moron.

No, no, you only paid for it! Till!

Excuse me, have you seen a beautiful girl here?

Did I see a beautiful girl? Yes, they are full here, just look around.

No, no... she's so... blonde.

Clear business!

Her name is Hildegen.

Hildagen Knitsan?

The most beautiful girl in Götaland, she would have been desired by everyone

and who is here since the morning and told me where she is going?

Yes Yes Yes!

No, I do not know that.

But you just said...

Information paid.

Come on you!

Business is business.

She went into the woods, that way.

Only love can control berserker.

Let me go, beast.

Abduction for the purpose of marriage?

Wait, my father will find out about this!

I just wanted to talk.

You are the devil himself.

You can do anything you want with me, with a defenseless girl.

I did not want...

You will take advantage of my youth,

and then my father will make you marry me,

Oh, no, no, no.

No, no, no, I did not even think about it.

Why is that?

I think I'm losing consciousness... so weak and defenseless...

Just kidnapping to marry.

Hello, murderer!

I will avenge you for your father and I

challenge you to fight on the Island of Death.

Sigtrig! Sigtrig!

I... I bought it...

Rise and prepare for battle!

No, you can not die, it's just a scratch!

Oh, he must have stumbled and hit a sword.

This often happens. Now you must fight with Perset.

But I can not!

I had to foresee this.

If you do not fight, you will be an outcast.

There is no road back.

Otherwise, you will disappoint everyone, especially Hildegen.

You must fight!

I do not want!

Well, well, do not worry, dove.

Let the aroma of a thousand roses soothe you.

I have nothing to do with this.

Of course.

He is such a... He always has dirt under his nails.

Oh no! Let's go, let's go, my love.

It's harder with him than I thought.

How did you do this?

Just pushed and all.

That is all for real?

Of course. How can I paint a sword within me?

Clearly, but what are you going to do now?

Nothing wrong. I'm a berserker. I can not be hurt.

Only in a furious berserker invulnerable. The sword will not bite you.

He's good only against the same piece of iron, okay?

Very funny! Come here and help me.

Oswald has runaway from a match on the Isle of Death,

now everyone can kill him without a twinge of conscience.

No one should talk to him and help him,

otherwise he will be expelled.

Oswald will remain here in punishment.

I'm not the Oswald you're looking for.

Be silent! Who are you?

Gotcha.

Sam caught.

But I do not think so.

Aha!

I did not steal this cow, it was wild.

Is this stolen meat? Do not you dare lie to me!

I'm Eric the Broad Hand, the son of King Upland Eric. Bloody ax, heir to the throne.

You stole it?

This cow belonged to Uppland's army!

You can either die, or join the ranks of Uppland's army!

Enough!

We are fighting for the throne of the rightful heir of Upland!

And this is me. We are fearless people.

Are you with us or what?

Before you make your choice...

I'm with you.

What?

I'm with you.

Get up!

Perfectly!

Are you going to war?

Do you think it's that simple?

We can not just go and kill my uncle...

the illegal king!

We need to prepare everything, carry out reconnaissance,

think up a clever plan. His house is a real fortress.

And it is guarded by ferocious warriors.

And huge, terrible dragons.

Well, maybe, dragons just do not.

The spirit of freedom, the spirit of freedom, the spirit of freedom.

Our mission is almost impossible, so we have to hide.

But someone must be a scout.

Perhaps it would be wiser to be closer to Upland.

Of course, if you're scared... No, of course not!

How can I think about this! Look, there's a little meat left.

I need a small piece of meat...

What for?

You see...

What? Something hit me in the eye!

If we are wild people, this does not mean that we do not feel anything.

This is not true!

You're a good guy. We will take care of your training.

I knew that you could help me.

Come on, jump!

One year later.

Honestly, you have not learned anything.

I knew that you would not help me.

But we are your friends!

Oswald!

Well...

Things are such that you must protect your honor - to fight with Perset Olala.

At last! Revenge! We will help. Incognita.

It's time to get revenge.

Of course, of course... this...

Look, swan!

The free army of Uppland!

Oswald agrees with great reluctance.

In the morning I saw Oswald.

And where is he now?

He's an outcast. We should not be seen together.

It's the Sigtrigue's tent.

You do not want to say... that he bequeathed it to me.

Oh, you're alive.

You can help me get my honest name back.

I understand why you look at me like that...

But it's not that.

You were always a coward until you became a big and fat coward.

Forget it!

No one should talk to him and help him, otherwise he will be expelled.

Outcast! Outcast! Outcast! Outcast!

Outcast! Outcast!

Outcast!

Outcast! Outcast! Outcast!

Outcast!

Hello! And now listen to me -

you missed your chance to become the most courageous warrior in Geteland.

No, no... Please! I already have a sword in me!

I was so - burns a little when you take it out.

No need to say! Listen to me. And what if you help your brother? What then?

Well, everyone will try to kill me.

Exactly.

Oh, nice!

Henceforth, my brother Oswald the Valiant is no longer an outcast!

And I will kill anyone who will be against it. I

will burn them at home and kill their daughters.

I will poison their cattle, scatter the salt on the ground,

so that there is no harvest, and then I'll do... What do you want?!

I think they understood everything.

So, after the end of the year, Oswald and Hildegen again could be together.

Is not Jean Guyu an ideal man? He killed the polar bear with his bare hands.

He is French.

Is not Jean Guyu an ideal man? He is French.

I challenge you, Jean Guyu, to fight on the Isle of Death.

I'm a berserker!

You better calm down, otherwise your pants will tear!

I'm Eric Broad hand, I have to help my friend,

if his brother is too cowardly for this.

I challenge all of you! No one will survive!

Stop this man!

I'm Perset Olale, the murderer of your father.

I challenge you! I challenge you!

I need Oswald and Sigtrig.

No, I wanted to fight the famous Sigtrig.

Such a battle, about which you can write poems.

Jean Guyu defeated the best warrior in all of Geteland.

My sword will separate your head from your mortal body.

One time, and you're done! Long live France!

We need to arrange a tournament!

Tournament! What a fool!

Tournament is... Tournament!

Look, there are 8 participants. 1, 2,3,4,5,6...

In the first round we have 4 bouts. 8 participants and 4 bouts.

In the semifinals there will already be 2 bouts and 4 participants. 4 people...

In 2 hours.

4 duels, 4 dead, 4 people,

2 duel, 2 killed,

1 fight, 1 killed,

1 alive. He is the winner.

That is, only one person will survive.

And if someone tries to escape?

Yes, I've never...

Should we start?

What about the elders?

It's too tiring to do it now, we'll arrange the tournament in 3 days.

No! No!

Oswald had already fled once.

Let's do this: Everyone will swear on the

rocks that if they do not appear on the duel,

they will be found and killed in front of relatives, until they are also killed.

I swear that if I do not appear on the duel,

then they will find me and kill me in front of relatives,

until they also do not kill.

So, in three days there will be a tournament

of 8 fights on the Island of Death.

And only one of you will survive! Have a nice day!

Tournament on the Isle of Death:

Oswald-Jean, Ulf-Sigtrig,

Egil-Perset Oval, Eric-Zhabar.

Warrior Aylild found out that he did not participate in the tournament.

Overflowing with envy, he dares to...

The free army of Uppland!

The overthrow of the illegitimate king and the restoration of Eric on the throne.

It's me.

And a little to soak your throat before the long journey.

And he set off.

Yes, how can I help you?

I need something for my injured hands.

Oh, look there.

So, let's continue. Are you ready? Excellent.

Oswald is very afraid, he does not know whether

he will survive after the first battle...

This is destiny.

Oh my God! Did you see that? Did you see that?

Many freaks can be seen today, they need a license or they are not tenants.

In any case, Oswald needs luck, we will continue.

And yes, a small detail. He has not yet told Hildegen,

that in this tournament he will fight with her ideal man -Jan Guillau.

You are weird. Is there something you want to tell me?

You know, you're not so handsome.

Sometimes you are not even polite, but you are sincere.

I like you.

Do not you want to tell me anything?

For example?

For example, do you like me too?

Of course! Of course, I like you! I even love you!

The fool.

He's so bored with me. He always runs after me.

But he's a good fighter.

Probably, he will easily cope with his opponent.

Or maybe his opponent is also strong!

I know that his services are very insignificant,

he is not even worthy to be near all the others.

So said Jean Guillaume.

Is not it beautiful?

A real Frenchman!

Is not it beautiful? A real Frenchman!

I challenge you to a duel on the Island of Death!

Do you want to survive? Be a berserker!

I am trying very hard!

You have not even started yet!

You will have to tense up more than in all your past life.

You must learn to cover up attacks, kill, destroy, robbery,

cutting, decapitation, and also pricking and hacking...

Enough of me to bully!

Sorry, I got carried away a little. It's your destiny.

You did not go to the witch?

Of course not!

Good. Good.

You are already ready to become a berserker, I already feel your rage.

Is there not something that you are hiding from me?

I thought you knew. There is so much pain in the world.

I want to become a doctor and help people.

ABOUT! True?

Yes!

True?!

No! Please protect me.

Can you resort to any trick?

There is one spell... Well not so strong, but...

ABOUT!

Let my sister suck the life out of me, burn out my eyes and vomit my tongue,

if I have harmed someone...

I'm not sure I'm ready to go for it.

I thought so.

Day of the fight! At last!

Hurray...

Great! And the weather is beautiful!

The first day of the tournament.

It is a sword that has slain half of the valiant army of Eric the Bloody Ax.

Still sharp!

Heck! Hold it! I can not stand the sight of my own blood.

I thought you were a great warrior.

I'm a berserker. I did not have any injuries.

The winner in the duel will receive the sword of the defeated.

I want to give you my sword - that's how I believe in you.

You should appreciate it!

So you seriously believe that I can win?

Yes!

Otherwise, I will have to fight the winner to return the sword.

He has a name - Head from the shoulders.

Tournament on the island of Death.

Defend yourself! Jean Guillau will chop any.

"Do not you want to charge me anything when I return?"

No farewell words for the sad girl?

Listen, I must warn you-

I can equally well fight with both hands.

Defend yourself!

And now - a boomerang. And voila!

Oswald!

The Frenchman was swinging his sword in the air. I showed the Vikings different tricks.

But his hands were sweaty, and his sword fell.

The Frenchman bent down and his head fell from his shoulders.

A wide hand - that's who our real king is!

Where is the tournament on the island of Death?

Yes Yes Yes!

It can not be - now Eric is our king!

I have to save him. Sorry.

Wide hand, now you are king!

I can not hear you.

Now you're the king, come back.

Yes, we will talk when I return.

Perce Uulala, go to the battle.

Try to attack me here, you miserable bastard.

Dear fearless warrior. We are so impressed with your action,

that we beg you

to be our king.

Well well. It's somehow inconvenient. I killed a messenger.

You can just say that he stumbled and died.

So, Aivild leaves our story to become King Uplanda.

Jean Guyu is dead.

No matter how insignificant his opponent was, he managed to deceive him.

The best fighter in the world could not die for nothing.

Not by the hand of a coward and a deceiver! True?

True? True?!

True!

Here it is - kills for a long time and painfully.

You poisoned me?!

You poisoned me... yes, I understand,

it's so I do not blabber... Correctly.

Well, business is business...

Oswald felt that he did not live long...

He will fight with his brother, whom he never,

never, never won...

He washed away the blood of Jean Guyu from his sword...

Can I look at your sword?

You will win.

Thank you.

Do not worry, the strongest wins.

Not bad at you it turns out.

Well, at least it's untenable.

What?

Nothing.

Well hold on, brother!

Save yourself, brother.

You can not lose your honor anyway.

But we are one family!

Quite right!

I want to say that all our relatives will be killed if I run away.

Yes, I understand.

Wait, wait, will you take care of our relatives?

No, no, it's your job.

I'll be dead. Or you'll be dead.

Heck!

Well, in any case, the winner would take care of the children.

It was not very sensible of you.

And that's a good idea!

Hell! Your sword bites.

Not bad at you, brother.

You will be a hero.

Meanwhile, Perser told Hildegen that Oswald had won.

And he said that Oswald killed Jean Guillau with the help of poison.

Wow! People will come to look at me.

I became a hero.

After so many years... I'm not a coward anymore.

I'll die as a hero.

Was it an honest fight?

What?

Was it an honest fight?

Sigtrig died of a small wound.

Between us, it's witchcraft.

You lied to me!

At least I'll die as a hero.

I do not think he used poison.

You said poison?

Have you poisoned your own brother?! And who are you after that?

I hope that our paths will never converge again!

Well, please, I never liked you.

And you have pendulous tits!

Poison, but it was a hoax.

Cheating?

Deception! Deception! Deception!

Deception! Deception! Poison?

Our Father and Holy Spirit...

So, this Christian god is really so peace-loving?

Well, he kills the first-born,

says to kill those who violate his commandments,

and most burn in hell after death...

Besides?

Yes, he is a peace-loving god, my child, peace-loving.

I apologize.

Hit.

Do I start to rot? Get off, get down!

Relax, relax...

what a crazy idea to become a warrior after all.

I will change.

In any case, I no longer want to be a warrior.

I want to save people, I want to be a doctor.

You swear?

Yes.

Yes. Open.

Calmly, the witch.

If you do not fight, Perset Olale will kill your whole family.

Including Tervais!

So most likely it will be.

There is another way. Fight and defeat him.

Become a berserker in spite of everything. Be unbeatable.

How about this?

You can eat it later.

But this is mine.

You must fight, otherwise they will cut your family like pigs.

Never!

You will accept the fight. I'll wait for you here.

You can not make me! I'm going to die!

You're so stupid.

You only needed one sip of this drink,

and you drank everything, it's expensive.

Hell!

Heck!

As long as the blood goes, the person will be alive.

Rage remained only in memory.

Oswald will not be furious.

Rise up! This is your man! Run before it's too late!

Oswald, Oswald!

You're fighting today.

I know. And you became Christian.

It's not so much fun.

All because of the white dress- I can return to the old faith.

And I'm not a liar.

Who cares about this?

To me! Someone poisoned my sword, and I killed my brother.

But you're alive. Unfortunately for you.

Unfortunately for me? Fucking fights! Only people die.

Anyway...

You... I like you.

When does the fight begin?

I'm not going to fight. In any case, I will die.

But you're a berserker.

I need to get angry.

And you can not?

No, I'm scared.

But if I fight, but I will not...

if I fight... and survive...

maybe we're with you... together could...

Yes?

Could get married... Of course, this is stupid...

I would say yes.

Brothers will love you.

What other brothers?

I have 10 brothers, we are all orphans.

I take my words back.

What?

I thought a lot... and is not yet ready to get married.

You would still be a bad mother.

You are a moron and a deceiver! You used poison, a deceiver!

Jonah! Deceiver! Deceiver!

What are you doing?

She spoke to you so that you could not get angry.

You can not become a berserker while she is alive.

It's true?

You have to decide who you are-good or bad.

There is no room for maneuvers.

It does not matter who you are - a murderer or a healer, a destroyer or a builder.

Yes, I knew that! He is not afraid to die because of shame,

who is waiting for him, if he survives. You know that you act right.

Should I die? Because of shame?

Yes, you will become a martyr.

Take care of her.

Oswald! You must come up with some kind of maneuver!

Think about it, Oswald!

Oswald will be an outcast in the Veuma, and woe to someone who wants to help him...

I'm here.

Why do you hate us so much?

I'm your father, Luke. Oswald.

True?

Since Father Hildegen died, she was left without shelter and food, and realized,

that her only friend is Oswald.

She went to her uncle for advice.

I'm sorry that your father died,

but I can not become your guardian,

so I'll marry you to Ketila.

Ah, there he is.

I can not marry him!

Have to.

My father already found me a groom.

And who?

The most brave warrior in Geteland, Oswald.

Oswald... He must have already died...

No, he's alive.

He fights with Perset!

I love him! I want to marry him!

No, you do not! Come back!

Oh...

Oswald, you think it's you who killed your brother.

And this is me - I poisoned your sword.

It's not fair, you bastard!

Everything is over. I poisoned the knife. Look!

Hildegen! Hildegen!

Come back, Hildegen!

Ketil is not dead, he is a little sluggish.

Come on, come here.

Oswald - berserker, you can not stop us.

Good evening, sir.

Oswald! I love you! They want to give me away as a freak!

So will you marry me?

Damn you, woman!

In any way you can not decide!

I fought and killed my brother, I was wounded and almost died,

and now I'm going to die on this island, and you're swimming in this damn lake

and still can not decide! This leads me to indescribable rage!

Oh, how angry I am!

If the berserker is furious - he becomes invulnerable.

The last time I ask you, will you marry me?!

Well.. I need to think...

I'll kill everyone, and you, too!

Remember, only love can stop berserker...

I'm kidding!

Of course, I'll marry you, why do you think I'm here?

Scriptwriter and director: Yokimi Jordeby.

Producers: Christian Sunkwist and Jokim Jordeby.

Do not try to repeat this at home.