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[instrumental music]
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Hi, honey.
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Oh, hi, Frank.
I'm glad you're home.
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I have to go to the store
and I don't have any cash.
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Do you have $20?
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Oh, probably.
Yeah. Yeah.
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Uh, one, two, three
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four, five.
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Uh..
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Hey, there's a ten-spot!
Ha-ha!
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Frank, I can't believe
that's how you carry your money.
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Why? What's wrong with it?
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Well, it's spread out
all over the place.
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I mean you're bound to lose
your money that way.
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Carol, I know exactly how much
money I have at all times.
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Oh, really, you wanna tell me
how much money I pulled
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out of your pockets when I did
the laundry last week?
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- Four bucks.
- Eighty-seven dollars.
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So why are you
buggin' me for $20?
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Go to the hamper and get it
yourself. Ha ha ha!
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- Hey, Uncle Frank, Carol.
- Hi, Cody.
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Hi, Code, how you doin'?
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Color me ticked off.
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Infuriated, irate, hot.
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- Steamed.
- You're angry.
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No, no, I wouldn't say that.
I'm..
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Just a little bit upset.
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You know, while I was
at the gym workin' out
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somebody broke into my van
and ripped off my stereo.
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- Cody, that's terrible.
- Tcha!
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It's gonna cost like a couple
hundred bucks to replace.
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I don't know if I got
that kind of money. Huh? Tch..
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Let me see here..
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Oh, yeah. One, two..
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Two and a ten-spot! Ha ha!
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[sighs]
Oh, God. It's genetic.
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[theme song]
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[screaming]
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♪ The dream got broken ♪
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♪ Seemed like all was lost ♪
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♪ What would be the future? ♪
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♪ Could you pay the cost? ♪
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♪ You wonder ♪
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♪ Will there ever be ♪
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♪ A second time around ♪
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♪ Whoa-a whoa-a ♪
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♪ When the tears are over ♪
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♪ And the moment has come ♪
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♪ Say my Lord I think
I found someone ♪
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♪ You know it will be better ♪
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♪ 'Cause you're
putting it together ♪
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♪ For the second time around ♪
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♪ Step by step ♪
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♪ Day by day ♪♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ A fresh start over
a different hand to play ♪
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♪ The deeper we fall
the stronger we stay ♪
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♪ And we'll be better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪
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♪ Step by step day by day ♪
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♪ We'll make it better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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Come on in, Eileen,
I'll get you some coffee
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while we wait for your son.
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Well, thanks.
This is really nice of you.
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Oh, it's my pleasure.
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There you go.
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- Thanks.
- Have a seat.
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So how do you and your son like
living in Port Washington?
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Oh, I love it.
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But Freddie's having a little
trouble making friends.
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He wants to go
to the spring dance next week
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but he's too shy to ask anyone.
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We went through the same thing
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when we moved to Chicago
two years ago.
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Well, I'm sure he'll have an
easier time in Port Washington.
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I mean, it's a small town
and the kids
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are really down to earth.
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Good news! Ha ha!
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The tiara I ordered from
Bloomingdale's has arrived!
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I-is it just me
or do I look fabulous?
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I'd like to present my daughter,
Princess Karen.
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This is Mrs. Donovan.
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- Hi, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.
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[knocking on door]
I'll get it.
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Oh, hi. You must be Freddie.
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- Come on in. I'm Carol.
- Hi.
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And this is my daughter, Karen.
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I-I've seen you
around school. Hi.
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Sweetheart,
I was just telling Carol
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how much you wanna go
to the spring dance.
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Mom!
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Tsk. Don't be shy.
All the kids are going.
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You're going, aren't you, Karen?
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- Well, hopefully.
- Karen..
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Don't you have a date yet?
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- Well, no, bu--
- Oh! This is perfect!
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You two can go together.
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'That way you'll meet
lots of kids'
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and Karen is the most
popular girl at school.
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- Mother!
- Well, it's true.
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- Well, hey, this is great.
- Oh, it's wonderful.
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Listen, we have got to run,
but thanks a million!
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Oh, sure!
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- Bye-bye!
- Bye-bye. Bye.
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Oh! Isn't this great?
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I just love when things
work out like this.
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What?
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Uh..
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What? What? What?
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Karen!
What are you so upset about?
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Mother, at the spring dance
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they give an award
to the perfect couple.
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And there is no way
I'm going to win
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if I go with Freddie Donovan.
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[scoffs]
He's a 142.
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Freddie's a 142?
I don't understand.
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A bunch of us girls at school
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devised a system for sorting out
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the choice guys
from the rejects.
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- You mean a rating system?
- Exactly.
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There are seven categories.
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Looks, hair, car, clothes,
money, body, and other.
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What about intelligence,
a sense of humor or personality?
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I said "Other."
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Karen, I love you a lot,
but you are a very sick child.
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Oh, mom, it gets better.
Go ahead, Karen.
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Take her
down the shallow brick road.
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Each category is scored
one through ten.
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Then multiplied by a factor
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reflecting its relative
importance.
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Looks, 3.7.
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Money, 3.2.
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And other, .001.
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She's been turning down dates
for the dance all week.
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She wants to go
with Jeffrey Russell.
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He's a 195.
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And now that can't happen.
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And I'll never win
the perfect couple contest
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because you stuck me with a 142.
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I can't believe
girls use a rating system
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to decide which boys
are worth dating.
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Do boys use this system, too?
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No, theirs is much simpler.
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They only have one category, mom
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and your numbers would
stack up very well.
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[instrumental music]
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Uh, there you go, baby.
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Yeah, I know you're really upset
about this whole robbery thing
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but just try to relax
and get into the rub-down, okay?
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Cody, am...I interrupting
something?
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Oh, hey, Uncle Frank,
nah, I was..
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...just having a little chat
with Lucille.
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You know, ever since
that robbery thing
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she's been feeling a little
you know, vulnerable.
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Yeah, I can see this robbery
has really messed up..
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...both your heads.
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So...I bought you a car alarm.
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Oh, gee, Uncle Frank, uh..
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I know you're trying
to help and everything, but..
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You know, I don't wanna end up
a prisoner to my possessions.
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Cody, everything you own
is in that van.
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Yeah, I guess you're right.
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I mean, this time,
it was just my stereo.
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Next time it might be
my Chia Pet.
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- Help, help!
- Come here, you little..
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[clamoring]
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[Mark screaming]
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Whoa! Hey, hey, hey, hey..
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Hold on, whoa,
hold on! Hold on! Wait!
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Hey, hey, hey,
what is going on here?
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They're trying to kill me.
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That is not true,
I just wanted him
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to help me with my homework.
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Al, hook him up to the battery.
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Ow, no, wait.
Stop. Stop hooking that.
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Drop it. Drop it, drop it.
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Alright. Now.
Explain yourself, J.T.
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Okay, I came up with this
really cool science project.
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"The Effects Of Electricity
On Living Things."
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And your idea was to hook
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a nine-volt battery up
to your stepbrother.
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Well, I didn't wanna waste
two bucks on a rat.
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Okay, new rule.
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You may not kill
your stepbrother
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without asking me first.
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Aw, man.
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[instrumental music]
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Oh, brats!
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I hate when this happens.
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This is so unfair.
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I should be going to the dance
with Jeffrey Russell.
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Not Gilligan.
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Come on, give Freddie a chance.
Maybe he's a terrific guy.
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Whoa!
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Hi, Karen.
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Hi, Jeffrey.
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You'll have to excuse her.
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She's been blowing up
so many balloons
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I think she's a little
light-headed.
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Hey, I understand.
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I always have
a strong effect on women.
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You know, you're right.
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Suddenly I'm feeling
a little queasy myself.
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Hey, listen, Karen
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I, uh, wanted to talk to you
about the dance.
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Yes!
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I haven't even asked you
the question.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead.
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Would, uh, you like to go to
the dance with me tomorrow?
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Yes!
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Great. I'll pick you up at 7:00.
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Ciao.
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Karen, what are you doing?
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You can't go to the dance
with Jeffrey.
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You already have a date
with Freddie.
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Freddie who?
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Oh, yeah.
That Freddie.
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[instrumental music]
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- Hi, honey!
- Hi.
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- I bought you a present.
- Alright.
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Frank, don't you think
you should unplug that toaster?
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[chuckles]
Honey, that's for people who
have no idea what they're doin'.
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[screams]
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So, what'd you buy me?
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Well, I was thinking about
the way you carry your money
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and I know we don't see
eye to eye on this
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but in the spirit
of compromise..
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...I'd like you to change.
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[laughing]
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This is for you.
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[sighs]
Thanks, honey, I..
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A purse?
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[sigh]
Oh, Carol,
you bought me a purse?
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It's not a purse.
It's a financial organizer.
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In fact, the salesman in the
store called it a "Men's valet."
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Yeah, I can just
stick my stuff in here
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and throw it over my shoulder.
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- Yeah.
- Then, it's a purse!
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Oh, Frank,
don't be ridiculous.
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Lots of guys
carry these things.
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Here, let's try it..
Try it on.
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[whimpering]
No!
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[whining]
No! No!
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Frank, come on,
it looks good.
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No one's gonna think
it's a purse.
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Hey, Uncle Frank.
Nice purse.
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[instrumental music]
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And not only that,
Jeffrey's got a great car.
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And perfect hair.
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Well, as impressive
as Jeffrey's hair may be
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dumping Freddie is cruel.
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Not if it's handled
with sensitivity, diplomacy--
254
00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:35,058
- And deceit.
- Exactly.
255
00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:40,063
Watch and learn.
256
00:12:41,456 --> 00:12:44,198
[coughing]
Hello, Freddie?
257
00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:45,590
This is Karen.
258
00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:48,680
[coughing]
Listen, Freddie.
I'm sorry, but..
259
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,334
I'm really sick.
260
00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:52,554
Would you stop?
You're being rude!
261
00:12:54,382 --> 00:12:56,210
[coughing]
Anyway..
262
00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:58,865
...I hate to do this to you
at the last minute
263
00:12:58,952 --> 00:13:01,084
but, uh, I don't think
I'm gonna be able..
264
00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:03,260
[coughing]
...to go to the dance tomorrow.
265
00:13:03,347 --> 00:13:06,220
[sniffling]
Thanks for being
so understanding.
266
00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:07,612
Bye.
267
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,702
See?
That's how it's done.
268
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,095
Now, Freddie's feelings
aren't hurt
269
00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:14,489
and I can go to the dance
with Jeffrey.
270
00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:17,318
Tsk. I'm impressed.
271
00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:18,798
How about you, mom?
272
00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:25,326
Oh, yeah,
I'm real impressed.
273
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:28,285
[instrumental music]
274
00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:36,685
Now, mom. Don't overreact.
275
00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:40,210
I'm sure Karen has
a perfectly good explanation
276
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:43,431
for telling a bald-faced lie
to a very nice young man.
277
00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:44,736
Karen?
278
00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:48,262
Dana, you want
a piece of this too?
279
00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:49,959
Uh-oh! Time to leave.
280
00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:56,400
I can't believe you would tell
a lie to get out of a date.
281
00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:58,533
This whole thing
is all your fault.
282
00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:00,274
You're the one who
stuck me with Freddie.
283
00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:02,015
Oh, I stuck you with Freddie.
284
00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:03,755
I stuck you with Freddie?
285
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:07,324
Di.. Oh, okay.
I stuck you with Freddie.
286
00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:09,500
A-and maybe I was wrong
to do that
287
00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,763
but that's no reason
for you to hurt him.
288
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,201
He won't get hurt. He's never
going to know the truth.
289
00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:18,292
He'll be sitting at home
doing whatever 142s do.
290
00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:20,033
You know, Karen,
that is what bothers me
291
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,991
about this whole thing.
292
00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:24,820
Freddie is no longer
a person to you, he's a number.
293
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:27,431
Well, it's not right.
People have feelings.
294
00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:31,522
Even if their car and their hair
don't add up to 195.
295
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:33,873
Does this mean
you're gonna make me
296
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:36,223
go to the dance with Freddie?
297
00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:39,922
No. No. Iam not going
to make you do anything.
298
00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:43,143
You're old enough
to make your own decision.
299
00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:45,058
I just hope you'll think about
what I've said here
300
00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:48,278
and let your conscience
help you do the right thing.
301
00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:49,714
Okay.
302
00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:52,717
[instrumental music]
303
00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:57,026
Yes!
304
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:06,993
Alright, Cody, are you ready
for a demonstration
305
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,473
of the Invadercom 7000
car alarm?
306
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,258
- Yeah, totally!
- Oh, cool!
307
00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:12,302
- Yeah!
- Corner.
308
00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:14,000
Okay. Okay.
309
00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:17,090
Step number one,
you activate the alarm.
310
00:15:17,177 --> 00:15:19,483
[alarm beeps]
311
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:21,616
Now, if a thief
comes near the van
312
00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:23,270
watch what happens.
313
00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:27,013
[automated message]
'Step away from the vehicle.'
314
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:31,147
Whoa, sounds like Lucille's
coming down with a cold.
315
00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:34,890
Now, i-if that doesn't
scare the thief off, this will.
316
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:37,893
[gunshots]
317
00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:42,289
Whoa!
318
00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:46,597
Van with a 'tude.
Gotta love that!
319
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:50,340
Now, say a burglar actually
320
00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:52,299
does manage
to break in to the van
321
00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:54,431
there is one more
security feature.
322
00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:56,694
[alarm beeps]
323
00:15:56,781 --> 00:16:00,002
Now, if the burglar
opens the door..
324
00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:02,744
...and goes for the radio..
325
00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:07,227
Ha ha! The doors close and lock
326
00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:10,578
and will not open
without pressing this button.
327
00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:18,455
Which doesn't seem
to be working at this time.
328
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:21,197
There must be some malfunction
in the system.
329
00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:22,416
[grunts]
330
00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:30,467
Whoa, I bought that airbag
in a swamp meet.
331
00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:32,295
I always wondered
if it worked.
332
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:41,043
Help! Help!
333
00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:44,177
Perhaps this'll be
a good time to take
334
00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:45,830
advantage of
the customer service number.
335
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,006
Yeah, come on!
336
00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:50,313
Hey, guys, guys!
337
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:53,273
- The ice cream man's here!
- Alright! Ice-cream man.
338
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:56,319
- Dude, I'm buying.
- Cody.
339
00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:57,668
Cody!
340
00:16:57,755 --> 00:16:59,844
Get me outta here!
341
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:03,935
♪ You can't fight the feelings
that you feel inside ♪
342
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:07,852
♪ You can't hide the look
of love that's in your eyes ♪
343
00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:11,465
♪ It's alright
what you feelin' inside.. ♪♪
344
00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:13,815
You look great tonight, Karen.
345
00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:17,514
Thanks. So do you.
346
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:19,777
I don't know.
Couple of hairs are outta place.
347
00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:21,605
I'd better go fix that!
348
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:25,044
I'd hate to win perfect couple
and not have perfect hair.
349
00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:26,567
Excuse me.
350
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,876
- Hi, Karen.
- Hi, where's your date?
351
00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:34,053
He's getting some punch.
Where's Freddie?
352
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:37,143
I'm not here with Freddie.
I'm here with Jeffrey.
353
00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:39,841
[scoffs]
Wow!
Mom must be really mad at you.
354
00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:43,062
[scoffs]
Dana, I snuck out of the house
and came with Jeffrey.
355
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:45,673
Mom doesn't even know.
356
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:49,807
[scoffs]
Oh, like you've never done
anything behind mom's back.
357
00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:50,895
- Karen..
- Listen.
358
00:17:50,982 --> 00:17:51,940
I'm old enough to make
359
00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:53,246
my own decisions about guys.
360
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:54,290
- But mom is--
- Mom..
361
00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:55,900
Is the one who told me that.
362
00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:57,859
And frankly,
if I wanna dump Freddie
363
00:17:57,946 --> 00:17:59,339
and come to the dance
with Jeffrey
364
00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:01,254
then mom can just kiss my..
365
00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:03,604
- But..
- Exactly.
366
00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:05,171
Hi there, Karen.
367
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:13,570
Again?
Why don't you ever warn me?
368
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:17,531
[chuckles]
What are you doing here?
369
00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:20,055
Well, at the last minute
they asked me to chaperone.
370
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:21,535
Frank would have been here,
but they're still
371
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:25,626
using the Jaws of Life
to get him out of Cody's van.
372
00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:28,455
Look, mom, I know you think
I should be here with Freddie
373
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:30,370
but I'm old enough
to figure stuff out
374
00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:33,416
without asking your advice
about every little thing.
375
00:18:35,592 --> 00:18:38,073
Karen...Freddie just walked in.
376
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,902
[gasps]
Oh, no. Mom, what should I do?
377
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:43,948
I don't want to give you advice
on every little thing.
378
00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:45,994
Have a wonderful evening.
379
00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:53,436
Well...I'd love to stay
but my date is waiting.
380
00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:54,829
I only have one, you know.
381
00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:01,749
Hi, Karen.
I see you're feeling better.
382
00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:04,186
Must have been one of those
24 minute flus.
383
00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:05,231
What are you doing here?
384
00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:06,884
Well, I called your house to see
385
00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:08,321
how you were feeling
and Brandon told me
386
00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:09,496
you were here.
387
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:10,888
Look, I can explain.
388
00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:13,500
Don't bother.
I understand.
389
00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:16,416
I found about the little rating
system this school has.
390
00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:18,766
And I guess someone like you
would never be caught dead
391
00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:20,768
with someone like me.
392
00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:24,032
Well, thanks. Thanks
for making me feel like a fool.
393
00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:25,686
Uh, Freddie, I'm really sorry.
394
00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:29,472
No, you're not. You're just
sorry you got caught.
395
00:19:29,559 --> 00:19:31,170
I guess you weren't expecting me
to have the guts
396
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,998
to come down here
and confront you, well surprise!
397
00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:35,652
I have a lot of guts.
398
00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:37,263
Now, if you'll excuse me
399
00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:40,048
I'm gonna go into that bathroom
and throw up.
400
00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:43,704
Hey, watch it, pal.
401
00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:45,488
I just fixed my hair.
402
00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:50,972
- Hi.
- Hi.
403
00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:52,321
Hey, what's the matter?
404
00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:54,541
I think I just hurt
somebody's feelings.
405
00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:55,629
[scoffs]
406
00:19:58,327 --> 00:19:59,894
Can I have your attention,
everyone?
407
00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:03,724
As head of the dance committee
408
00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:05,334
it is my pleasure to announce
409
00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:07,945
the winners of
the perfect couple contest.
410
00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:11,906
It was a very close vote
but the winners are
411
00:20:11,993 --> 00:20:14,474
Jeffrey Russell
and Karen Foster!
412
00:20:14,561 --> 00:20:17,433
[applauding]
413
00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:24,353
Congratulations, you two.
You must be very proud.
414
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,876
Um, yeah.
415
00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:27,574
Why don't you
tell everyone exactly
416
00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:29,228
how you feel now?
417
00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:37,323
Um, I know
I should be really excited
418
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:40,108
about winning this award..
419
00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:43,372
...but actually,
I feel really bad.
420
00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:46,201
I had a date with someone
tonight but I dumped him
421
00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:47,420
because he didn't score
high enough
422
00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:49,552
in our little rating system.
423
00:20:49,639 --> 00:20:51,946
You know, I used to think
that system was the perfect way
424
00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:54,253
to pick your dates.
425
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:58,082
But, actually, it stinks.
426
00:20:58,169 --> 00:21:00,259
I mean, there's a lot more
important things than..
427
00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:03,697
Than having a, a great car,
perfect hair.
428
00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:05,264
Like, what?
429
00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:11,008
Well, like being a good person.
430
00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:14,403
Someone who's nice and honest
431
00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:15,926
and has the guts
to tell somebody like me
432
00:21:16,013 --> 00:21:18,494
when they've been a real jerk.
433
00:21:18,581 --> 00:21:23,151
Anyway, thanks for this award,
but I can't accept it.
434
00:21:23,238 --> 00:21:25,762
Because I'm not really here
with Jeffrey.
435
00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:27,460
I'm here with Freddie Donovan.
436
00:21:27,547 --> 00:21:30,245
[indistinct chatter]
437
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,902
Well, uh, I think we're going to
have a recount now
438
00:21:34,989 --> 00:21:38,558
because this is certainly not
perfect couple behavior.
439
00:21:45,782 --> 00:21:47,088
You didn't have to do that.
440
00:21:47,175 --> 00:21:50,439
- Yes, I did.
- Thanks.
441
00:21:50,526 --> 00:21:53,399
Listen, Freddie, I know you may
not think so right now
442
00:21:53,486 --> 00:21:56,489
but there really are some
very nice people at this school.
443
00:21:56,576 --> 00:21:58,186
I hope you'll give me a chance
to show you
444
00:21:58,273 --> 00:21:59,796
that I can be one of them.
445
00:21:59,883 --> 00:22:02,843
- I'd like that.
- Would you like to dance?
446
00:22:02,930 --> 00:22:06,412
Oh, gee. I don't know.
I'm not a very good dancer.
447
00:22:06,499 --> 00:22:08,892
Don't worry about it.
Nobody's perfect.
448
00:22:10,633 --> 00:22:15,508
♪ So darlin' darlin'
stand by me ♪
449
00:22:15,595 --> 00:22:19,512
♪ Oh stand by me ♪
450
00:22:19,599 --> 00:22:23,254
♪ Oh stand now ♪
451
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,213
♪ Stand by me ♪
452
00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:26,910
♪ Stand by me ♪
453
00:22:26,997 --> 00:22:30,131
♪ Whenever you're in trouble
won't you stand ♪
454
00:22:30,218 --> 00:22:31,741
♪ By me ♪
455
00:22:31,828 --> 00:22:35,745
♪ Oh stand by me ♪♪
456
00:22:37,486 --> 00:22:39,575
[theme music]
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