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[instrumental music]
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[microwave beeping]
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[sighs]
Kids, dinner will be ready
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in a minute, 28 seconds.
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- Hi, honey.
- Hi, honey.
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- How was your day?
- Fine. Yours?
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- Good.
- Good. Kids?
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- Upstairs.
- Good. Going bowling.
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- Right. Got aerobics class.
- Getting my ball.
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Oh, getting your sandwich.
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- Bologna okay?
- Love it. Love you, too.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Frank! Frank,
come back here a minute.
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Sorry, I forgot.
Kiss, kiss. Bye.
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No, Frank.
Frank, we have to slow down.
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We're so busy with the..
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The only time we ever spend
any time together
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is at night when we're in bed,
you know..
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Yeah, well, Carol, you have
to admit that's quality time.
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[scoffs]
Yeah, but there must be
other things
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we can spend our time
doing together.
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Well, yeah, why don't you
come bowling with me tonight?
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Oh. Alright, alright.
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And then Thursday
you can come with me
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to that art class
I signed up for.
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That way we won't be like
two ships that pass in the night
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that barely ever
speak to each other.
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- Mm. Perfect.
- Oh.
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[chuckles]
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Hey, guys, when's dinner? Heh.
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- Ooh, now.
- Oh, good.
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- Going bowling. Mm-hmm.
- Alright.
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- Sandwich?
- Oh, dieting.
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- Money?
- Got it.
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- Getting my shoes.
- Starting the car.
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- Love you.
- I love you, too.
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Wow! Man, you guys
ever heard of decaf?
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Tch. Yeah.
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[theme song]
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[all screaming]
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♪ The dream got broken ♪
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♪ Seemed like all was lost ♪
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♪ What would be the future? ♪
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♪ Could you pay the cost? ♪
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♪ You wonder ♪
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♪ Will there ever be ♪
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♪ A second time around? ♪
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♪ Woah-a woah-a ♪
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♪ When the tears are over ♪
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♪ And the moment has come ♪
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♪ Say my Lord
I think I found someone ♪
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♪ You know it will be better ♪
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♪ 'Cause
you're puttin' it together ♪
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♪ For the second time around ♪
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♪ Step by step ♪
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♪ Day by day ♪♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ A fresh start over ♪
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♪ A different hand to play ♪
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♪ The deeper we fall
the stronger we stay ♪
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♪ And we'll be better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪
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♪ Step by step day by day ♪
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♪ We'll make it better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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[guitar music]
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Oh, no.
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Don't tell me you're taping
another episode
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of that stupid
cable-access show you do.
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Hey, for your information,
"J.T.'s World"
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is the most popular show
with teens in Port Washington
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who are awake
between 3:00 and 3:30 a.m.
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Yeah, babes really love
our show.
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We've gotten letters
from several
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women's correctional facilities
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including some very tempting
marriage proposals.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah, well, I guess if you spend
a long enough time in prison
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even you two nimrods look good.
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Whoa, that's amazing.
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That's exactly
what one of the letters said.
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[guitar music]
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Alright, crew, listen up,
there's something very special
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about tonight's taping.
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We're getting paid?
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Well, maybe
special's the wrong word.
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Phil Jones, a big-time
TV producer saw our tape
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and is comin' to watch us
do the show live.
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- No way!
- Cool!
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Yeah, he's looking
for the next Wayne and Garth
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and he thinks it might be us.
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Whoa, dude, that's the coolest
thing that's happened to me
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since I found out
that flammable and inflammable
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mean the same thing. Yeah.
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Whoa, talk about
your learning the hard way.
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[doorbell rings]
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Oh, that'll be him right now.
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Hi. Phil Jones,
Fremont Syndication.
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We're the people that brought
you "Battle Of The Network Pets"
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and the number-one syndicated
game show in all of Wisconsin
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"Name That Cheese."
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Whoa, dude, I got the home game!
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[chuckles]
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Well, you guys are totally rad.
Yeah.
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Exactly. And you know
how we got to be that way?
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By finding unknown talent,
molding their careers
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and turning them into big stars.
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- Big stars! Dude!
- Dude!
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[chuckling]
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Excuse me, Mr. Jones,
I'm Mark Foster.
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J.T. and Cody's legal advisor.
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Now, I just want you to know
that we're not accepting
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any contract until we go over it
with a fine-tooth comb.
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We pay a 1000 bucks a week.
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Is a handshake good enough
for ya?
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We'll talk contract later,
right now
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why don't you boys show me
what you've got?
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- Okay. Places, everybody.
- Yeah.
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"J.T.'s World."
Show twenty-three. Take one.
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Ow!
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[guitar music]
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[both]
"J.T.'s World."
Party time! Excellent!
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[music continues]
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Alright, okay, I'm J.T. and this
is my excellent sidekick, Cody
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coming to you, as always,
from Port Washington, Wisconsin.
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The cheese state. Ha-ha-ha.
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Alright, everybody, as you know
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we're always on the lookout
for killer babes
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and the movies
in which they appear.
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So, naturally,
we were the first ones in line
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for the opening of the movie,
"The Babe."
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Tch. Total rip-off.
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There wasn't one babe in that
whole flick worth lookin' at.
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[scoffs]
Just two hours of that big dude
from "Roseanne"
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trottin' around the bases.
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[both]
Lame!
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[music continues]
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Okay! Okay, I've seen enough.
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Look, boys, I gotta go, I got
an appointment to see a guy
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who claims he can play
a flugelhorn with his flugel.
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Now, if a flugel
is what I think it is
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this guy is gonna be huge.
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Well, what does this mean?
Do you like us or not?
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J.T., I'm not the kinda guy
to blow a lotta smoke
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so I'll give it to you straight.
I'll get back to you.
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Cody, ha-ha! He said
he'd get back to us. We're in!
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[both]
"J.T.'s World."
Big time! Excellent!
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[guitar music]
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[instrumental music]
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Uh, Carol. Honey, honey,
honey, listen, uh..
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I wanna spend more time with you
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but I'm not sure
about this art stuff.
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Frank,
I broke three nails bowling.
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Now sit down and shut up.
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Okay, everyone.
Take your seats, please.
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Hi.
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Welcome to Art 105.
Life drawing.
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Uh, in this class, we'll
practice drawing the human form
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and for that
we'll be using a nude model.
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Anyone have a problem with that?
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Not me.
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- Good. I'll go get the model.
- Great.
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Carol, I was wrong. Ha-ha.
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This art stuff
is kind of exciting. Ha-ha.
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Just, uh..
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Okay, everyone.
This is our model.
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[door shuts]
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Honey, that's no nude model.
That's a guy!
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[instrumental music]
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He sure is. Heh.
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[instrumental music]
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[grunting]
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Ah..
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Boy, oh, boy.
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You think
you really know somebody.
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All it takes
is one little art class
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to find out she's a pervert.
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I had to look at the guy
so I could draw him.
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Look at him?
Honey, you were starin' at him!
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- Oh, I was not.
- No.
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You didn't blink
for an hour and a half.
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[sighs]
I was trying
to focus on the subject.
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Oh, the subject. Is that what
they're callin' it now?
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[indistinct chatter on TV]
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Hey, what are you watchin'
TV for?
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I thought you had
a big history paper due.
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Oh, I decided
I don't have to do that paper.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
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I'm gonna be
a major television star.
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That producer I told you about
came by
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and saw us do
"J.T.'s World" today.
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And if he buys it,
Cody and I are gonna make
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a 1000 bucks a week.
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I'm just waitin' for him
to call.
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J.T., what makes you think
he's gonna call?
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Get this, okay?
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He watched
about two minutes of the show
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left in a big hurry and said
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"I'll get back to you."
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Son. Ahem.
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J.T., "I'll get back to you"
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is Hollywood talk
for, "Kiss off, dipstick."
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Now, go upstairs
and do that paper.
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But, dad, it'll be a waste
doin' that history paper
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if I'm gonna be a big star.
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Alright, alright, listen.
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If you become a big TV star
in the next ten minutes
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you don't have to do the paper.
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Yes, alright,
everybody stay off the phone
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for the next ten minutes!
I'm expecting a phone call!
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Mm-mm-mm..
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- Oh, tch!
- Oh.
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Well, I-I was just impressed
with how lifelike
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my, my drawing was.
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Yeah, well, you certainly
captured the subject.
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[telephone ringing]
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[J.T.]
'I got it!'
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Why is J.T. just goofing off?
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I thought
he had a history paper to do.
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Yeah, you know, that producer
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that he told us about
stopped by today
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and J.T.'s convinced himself
he's gonna be a big star
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and he's not gonna have to do
his homework.
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- What did you say to him?
- I said, "Fine."
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Frank, from now on,
don't talk to the children
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unless I'm there.
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Carol, relax.
You've seen "J.T.'s World."
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It's like a musical version
of the flu.
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There's no way
he's gonna be a big star.
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- Oh..
- Dad, dad, that was Phil Jones!
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I'm gonna be a big star! Ha-ha.
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Guess I don't have to do
that paper. Oh! Ha-ha!
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Cody, come check it out, man!
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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Name!
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Lambert.
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Go right ahead.
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Thanks.
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Wow! I've never been
in a real TV studio before.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, hey, look, there's Cody.
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- 'Hey, dudes. Ha-ha.'
- Hey, Cody.
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Wow, this is so weird.
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This set looks exactly
like our living room.
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Whoa, you're right.
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[chuckles]
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It's like bein'
in another dimension, heh.
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Submitted for your approval.
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An ordinary living room
or is it?
250
00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:20,565
[guitar music]
251
00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:25,527
Hey, any of you dudes over there
know the words to this tune?
252
00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:31,489
Hey, dad,
thanks for dropping by, babe.
253
00:12:31,576 --> 00:12:34,841
You're welcome, son, babe.
254
00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:36,668
J.T., babe.
255
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,801
Phil, babe. Ha-ha.
256
00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:40,934
Dad, meet Phil Jones.
257
00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:43,240
The genius
who decided I'm a genius.
258
00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:46,200
- Pleased to meet you.
- I know.
259
00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:48,419
Now, J.T., remember,
this is just a dress rehearsal
260
00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:49,594
but we're still tapin' it.
261
00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:51,031
I wanna give
the big honchos upstairs
262
00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:52,336
a sneak preview.
263
00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:53,816
Oh, alright!
264
00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:55,078
I can't wait to get my hands
265
00:12:55,165 --> 00:12:56,950
on one of these cameras.
266
00:12:57,037 --> 00:12:59,430
What is she talking about?
267
00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:01,606
We're the crew. Right, J.T.?
268
00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:03,434
Absolutely,
you're part of the team.
269
00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:05,567
There is no way
I'm doing this show without ya.
270
00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:07,830
- I don't care what anyone says.
- Lose the munchkins.
271
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:09,789
You heard the man.
Get outta here.
272
00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:15,403
- Oh, man! This stinks.
- Yeah, this isn't fair!
273
00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:18,710
Hey, television's
a tough business. Get over it.
274
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,496
E-excuse me, Mr. Television.
275
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:23,541
Can I have a word with you?
276
00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:25,935
J.T., I don't like the way
you're behavin' here.
277
00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:27,502
What are you talkin' about?
278
00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:29,199
Well, you stopped doing
your homework
279
00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:30,635
you're callin' me babe
280
00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:33,421
and you've just fired
your brothers and sisters.
281
00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:36,772
Now, I know this show business
stuff is very exciting to you
282
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:38,469
but you gotta understand,
bein' a star is somethin'
283
00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:40,341
that can go away like that.
284
00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:42,299
Just ask Erik Estrada.
285
00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:48,828
- Who?
- That's my point.
286
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,873
Now, you have to understand
that no matter what happens
287
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,962
with this show,
you're a regular guy.
288
00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:56,357
You just gotta act
like a regular guy.
289
00:13:56,444 --> 00:13:58,794
Oh, my God. Oh, my God,
that's him. That's John!
290
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:00,665
[screaming]
291
00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:02,406
You are so cute.
292
00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:03,538
I heard you're gonna be
a big star
293
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:05,322
and I just had to meet you.
294
00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:06,628
Will you sign my bra?
295
00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:08,151
[gasping]
296
00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:10,066
[girls chuckling]
297
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:13,156
Regular guy! Yeah, right.
298
00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:15,115
So, sweetheart,
what's your name?
299
00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:16,333
Jo.
300
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:19,075
[instrumental music]
301
00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:22,339
Frank, hurry up, I don't want
to be late for this art class.
302
00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:33,307
Cleaning your glasses
303
00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:35,831
so you can get a better look
at the subject?
304
00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:39,704
Well, I couldn't find
the binoculars.
305
00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:42,142
- Oh..
- Not that I'd need them.
306
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:46,798
Ugh..
Uh, Carol, uh..
307
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,539
I don't think we should
take this art class anymore.
308
00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:50,977
I don't like the idea of you
spendin' an hour and a half
309
00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:53,240
starin' at a naked man.
310
00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:55,677
Frank, Frank,
when I look at this man
311
00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:58,201
I do not see a sexual being.
312
00:14:58,288 --> 00:15:00,377
I see an arm and a leg
313
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:03,337
and a body like concrete.
314
00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:05,165
Oh, God, I love this class.
315
00:15:05,252 --> 00:15:07,776
[chuckles]
316
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:11,084
Oh, Frank, what is the problem?
317
00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:13,608
The human body
is a beautiful thing
318
00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,479
not something to be ashamed of.
319
00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:19,309
It's normal and natural
and wonderful.
320
00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:21,268
You make me sick.
321
00:15:25,402 --> 00:15:27,578
- Okay, we're ready to go.
- Go where?
322
00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:29,493
To art class with you.
Sounds like fun.
323
00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:31,408
Hm. Lot of fun.
324
00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:32,888
[chuckles]
325
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:35,021
- Mm-mm..
- Mm-mm..
326
00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:36,544
Oh, no, no, no, no.
327
00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:39,416
You are not going with me
to this art class.
328
00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:41,027
Why not?
329
00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:43,899
Mother, it's not like
I have never seen a..
330
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:47,337
...art class before.
331
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:51,080
Yeah, uh, yeah,
and don't you always tell me
332
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:53,430
I shouldn't judge people
by their clothing?
333
00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:56,738
This is a chance for me
to look beyond the clothing
334
00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:59,132
and see the real man.
335
00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:01,743
- Mm-mm..
- Mm-mm..
336
00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,484
[chuckling]
337
00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:06,226
Well, I don't want you
to see the real man.
338
00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:08,532
So you are not coming
to this art class with me.
339
00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:12,623
Carol, I am amazed
at your attitude.
340
00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:14,930
You know, the human body
341
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:17,106
is a beautiful thing.
342
00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:21,676
It's not something
to be ashamed of.
343
00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:27,638
It is normal, natural
344
00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:29,466
and wonderful.
345
00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:35,690
Alright, alright, Frank,
you made your point.
346
00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:37,387
Alright, girls, if you want
to come to this art class
347
00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:38,519
with me, you can come.
348
00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:39,694
- Yes!
- Let's hurry.
349
00:16:39,781 --> 00:16:41,261
I want to sit up front.
350
00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:46,135
Ah..
351
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:48,355
I changed my mind. I just can't
go through with this.
352
00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:51,227
Although, I see nothing wrong
with viewing the male body
353
00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:53,882
I just don't see it
as a mother-daughter activity.
354
00:16:57,581 --> 00:17:00,367
We were so close.
355
00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:02,282
Hey, after
she goes to sleep tonight
356
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:04,893
let's look at her sketchbook.
357
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:07,330
[both]
Mm..
358
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:10,290
[instrumental music]
359
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:16,644
Hey.
360
00:17:16,731 --> 00:17:20,604
Hey, J.T., dude, I just got
a killer new idea for the show.
361
00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:22,476
Bodybuilding Babes.
362
00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:25,435
They'll break
more than your heart. Yeah.
363
00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:27,916
Sounds great.
I'm hearing Valentine's Day.
364
00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:30,310
- Yeah, totally. Ha-ha-ha!
- Hiya, boys.
365
00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:31,398
[both]
Dude!
366
00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:33,443
And dude right back at ya.
367
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:35,663
Listen, I showed the tape
of yesterday's rehearsal
368
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:37,404
to the big honchos upstairs.
369
00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:39,623
- Did they like it?
- Like it? They loved it.
370
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:41,756
They loved everything
about the show!
371
00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:43,671
They just wanna make
two little changes.
372
00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:46,543
- What's that?
- You and you.
373
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:47,936
You're out.
374
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:52,332
Out? But, but I thought
you loved us.
375
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,203
Hey, I thought so, too
376
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,162
but my boss tells me
I don't. Ha.
377
00:17:57,772 --> 00:17:59,121
Ya live and ya learn, you know?
378
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:00,688
Anyway, guys, I'm sorry,
but you're off the show
379
00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:02,777
because we're hiring
professional actors.
380
00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:04,213
Hey, Brad, Chad.
381
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,781
Come over here,
show us your stuff.
382
00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:09,000
Okay, come on, let's run
the opening of the show.
383
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:13,179
"J.T.'s World." Take one.
384
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:15,659
[guitar music]
385
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:20,534
[both]
"J.T.'s World!"
Party time! Excellent!
386
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:26,801
Okay. I'm J.T. and this
is my excellent sidekick, Cody.
387
00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:29,369
- Yeah.
- Welcome to "J.T.'s World."
388
00:18:29,456 --> 00:18:32,502
Coming to you, as always,
from Port Washington, Wisconsin!
389
00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:34,765
The cheese state. Yeah.
390
00:18:34,852 --> 00:18:38,247
Cut! Are they great or what?
391
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:40,380
There he is.
That's the new J.T.!
392
00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,991
[girls shrieking]
393
00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:45,036
- Will you autograph my bra?
- Ah..
394
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,213
[girls chuckling]
395
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:49,258
- Alright, now.
- Ow..
396
00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:51,913
Hey, this isn't fair.
We had a contract.
397
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,958
Yeah, you know,
and I have it right here.
398
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:55,873
As you can see,
we have the rights to the title
399
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,745
the concept, the set,
the characters and the music
400
00:18:57,832 --> 00:19:00,182
and you have the rights
to, well, nothing.
401
00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:03,751
Wait a minute.
How could this happen?
402
00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:05,448
- This is my show.
- It's easy.
403
00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:08,625
You have a 12-year-old
for a lawyer.
404
00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:11,280
Hope he did a better job
on my taxes.
405
00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:16,285
This can't be!
I'm supposed to be a star!
406
00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:17,417
What about all the money?
407
00:19:17,504 --> 00:19:18,679
What about the babes wanting me
408
00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:20,463
to autograph their bra straps?
409
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:21,856
This is my future.
410
00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:23,945
Actually, it's, uh, his future.
411
00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:25,947
[girls chuckling]
412
00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:31,387
- Oh, man!
- Hey, show business is cruel.
413
00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:33,607
But just to show you
I'm not completely heartless
414
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:36,740
I'm gonna pay you for two days'
work and let you keep the hat.
415
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,786
Now, get out of here
before I call security.
416
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:43,791
Man, this stinks.
I have never been so humiliated!
417
00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:45,836
[scoffs]
Me, too.
418
00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:49,405
You know, that guy that plays me
is really good.
419
00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:52,365
[instrumental music]
420
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,116
[grunting]
421
00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:07,902
Ah..
422
00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:10,861
Hey, guys, what's happening?
423
00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:12,515
Not us. We got fired.
424
00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:14,865
Yeah, we got the old heave-ho
425
00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:16,911
deep-six, pink slip.
426
00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:19,914
"Hasta la vista,baby."
The fat lady has sung.
427
00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:21,089
Don't let the door hit you in--
428
00:20:21,176 --> 00:20:23,396
Yeah, Cody, I get the idea.
429
00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:25,963
You got fired. But why, J.T.?
430
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:28,009
They didn't think
we were professional enough
431
00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:30,620
so they brought in these two
stupid actors to play our parts.
432
00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:32,709
[scoffs]
433
00:20:32,796 --> 00:20:36,496
- Go ahead, dad, you can say it.
- Say what?
434
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:37,975
I told you so, I-I told you
435
00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:40,761
this star thing
wouldn't work out.
436
00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:42,415
I wasn't gonna say that
at all, son.
437
00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:44,286
I-I feel real bad for ya.
438
00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:46,462
But I got carried away
with this whole star-trip thing
439
00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:48,159
and acted like a jerk.
440
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:51,075
I mean, I didn't do my homework,
I fired half my family
441
00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:54,427
and I was really disrespectful
to you when I called you babe.
442
00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:55,732
'I mean, if I were you'
443
00:20:55,819 --> 00:20:58,387
I would've grounded me
for, for a week.
444
00:20:58,474 --> 00:21:01,608
Or maybe even a month.
Dude, or maybe even two months.
445
00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:03,305
H-hey, lighten up, Uncle Frank.
446
00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:05,264
Don't you think
the kid's had enough?
447
00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:10,399
I'm sorry, Cody. Sometimes
I just fly off the handle.
448
00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:13,359
Listen, J.T.
449
00:21:13,446 --> 00:21:15,143
The reason
you got so carried away
450
00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:17,885
is you thought you were gonna be
a star overnight.
451
00:21:17,972 --> 00:21:19,582
But life's not that easy, son.
452
00:21:19,669 --> 00:21:22,716
You gotta work real hard
to become successful at anything
453
00:21:22,803 --> 00:21:24,761
including being a TV star.
454
00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:27,764
You're right, dad.
455
00:21:27,851 --> 00:21:30,114
Thanks for not comin' down on me
like a parent.
456
00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:33,553
- You're really cool.
- Oh, yeah, that's me. I'm cool.
457
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:36,120
Now get your butt upstairs
and do that paper.
458
00:21:37,426 --> 00:21:38,514
Alright, dad.
459
00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:41,909
Yeah, well, at least that gig
460
00:21:41,996 --> 00:21:44,172
wasn't a total loss,
Uncle Frank. Yeah.
461
00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:45,739
You know,
I met this really nice girl
462
00:21:45,826 --> 00:21:48,089
and she slipped me
her phone number. Ha-ha-ha.
463
00:21:48,176 --> 00:21:50,918
Yeah, buddy. Yeah.
464
00:21:52,876 --> 00:21:55,575
"3-8.." Hey, Uncle Frank,
is that a two or five?
465
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,838
It's a "D."
466
00:21:59,622 --> 00:22:01,276
Dude. Ha-ha-ha.
467
00:22:08,588 --> 00:22:11,112
Mom, can I borrow these earrings
for my date tonight?
468
00:22:11,199 --> 00:22:13,375
- Sure, they look cute on you.
- Thanks.
469
00:22:13,462 --> 00:22:14,681
I can't wait for you
to meet Steve.
470
00:22:14,768 --> 00:22:16,204
He's a really nice guy.
471
00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:18,032
[doorbell rings]
472
00:22:22,645 --> 00:22:23,951
- Hi.
- Hi.
473
00:22:24,038 --> 00:22:25,344
Come on in and meet my mom.
474
00:22:25,431 --> 00:22:27,433
- Mom, this is Steve.
- Hi, nice to meet you.
475
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:29,173
Nice to meet you, too.
476
00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:30,523
Gee, you know,
you look familiar.
477
00:22:30,610 --> 00:22:32,873
Have I seen you
someplace before?
478
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,702
I don't know. You spend
much time on the college campus?
479
00:22:35,789 --> 00:22:39,096
Well, uh, just to take
a life drawing class there.
480
00:22:39,183 --> 00:22:41,751
Of course, that's it.
You sit in the second row.
481
00:22:41,838 --> 00:22:43,623
Yeah. Where do you sit?
482
00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:46,277
Well, right up front.
I'm the model.
483
00:22:50,673 --> 00:22:52,240
Oh, really?
484
00:22:53,763 --> 00:22:55,765
I can't believe
you didn't recognize me.
485
00:22:55,852 --> 00:22:58,725
Oh, well, I-I just couldn't
place your face. Huh.
486
00:22:58,812 --> 00:23:02,163
No, I-I mean,
I knew where it was. Yeah.
487
00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:05,340
It's just that, you know, I..
Uh, never mind.
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