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[instrumental music]
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[grunting]
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Cody, Cody. Cody, Cody.
Put this thing down.
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- It weighs a ton. Put it down.
- Ugh!
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- Phew!
- What are you doing?
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Oh, we're gonna
take this out to the garage
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so Uncle Frank can refinish it.
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[chuckles]
Okay, J.T., on three.
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One, two, three.
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[grunting]
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Cody, Cody!
This thing weighs a ton.
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Put it down!
We're never gonna make it!
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[grunting]
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Did it ever occur to you nitwits
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it'll be a lot lighter
if you took the drawers out.
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Hmm.
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There is a certain logic
to that.
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Let's try it, J.T.
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[exhales]
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Well, this is gonna be
a big help.
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These drawers are heavy.
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- Okay.
- Okay. Ready, Cody?
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One...two...three.
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Okay.
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- Ugh!
- Whoa!
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[chuckles]
You're right, Dana.
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It's a lot lighter this way.
Yeah.
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Come on, J.T.
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[theme song]
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[screaming]
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♪ The dream got broken ♪
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♪ Seemed like all was lost ♪
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♪ What would be the future? ♪
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♪ Could you pay the cost? ♪
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♪ You wonder ♪
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♪ Will there ever be ♪
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♪ A second time around? ♪
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♪ Woah-a woah-a ♪
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♪ When the tears are over ♪
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♪ And the moment has come ♪
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♪ Say My Lord
I think I found someone ♪
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♪ You know it will be better ♪
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♪ 'Cause you're puttin' it
together ♪
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♪ For the second time around ♪
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♪ Step by step ♪
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♪ Day by day ♪♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ A fresh start over ♪
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♪ A different hand to play ♪
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♪ The deeper we fall ♪
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♪ The stronger we stay ♪
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♪ And we'll be better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪
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♪ Step by step ♪
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♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ We'll make it better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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Honey, in a few minutes
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I will have a complete
wing assembly
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for a B-17 Flying Fortress.
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[chuckles]
I tell you this is almost
better than sex.
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- Uh, with my first wife.
- Good save, Frank.
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For a moment I thought
I was gonna have to do damage
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to your landing gear.
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- Dad!
- Dad!
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Hey, daddy, great news!
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You know the Colemans?
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The retired couple,
lives over on Elm's Street?
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Yeah, well, they're going
to their condo in Florida
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for a week, and they want us
to take care of their dog.
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Can we do it, daddy? Please.
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[chuckles]
Oh, sure you can. I love dogs.
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- Ahem-ahem.
- Uh, h-however, uh, uh..
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Carol may have a problem
with a dog being in the house.
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Why? Don't you like dogs?
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Oh, I love dogs.
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Uh, I just, um
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don't like the hair
and the fleas
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and all the other doggy
by-products.
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She means poop.
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But, Carol, you won't
have to worry about any of that.
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- We'll take care of him.
- Oh, yeah.
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You say that now,
but you have no idea
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what's involved
in taking care of a dog.
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Sure, I do. You have to walk
him, feed him, and bathe him.
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Yeah, and what about
all that otherstuff?
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- What other stuff?
- Aha!
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Oh, come on, honey.
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You've always said
you wanted the kids to learn
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how to take responsibility.
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What better way
than taking care of a dog?
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If we don't take him,
he'll have to spend
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the whole week
at the kennel.
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That's like doggy prison.
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Well, now, come on, kids,
if Carol wants to send
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the poor, innocent pup
up the river
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then that's her choice.
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There's nothing we can do
to influence that decision.
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Tsk. Oh, boy,
you guys arepathetic.
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Yeah, but it's working, innit?
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Yes, okay, you can take care
of the dog.
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- Alright!
- Yeah, right!
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[instrumental music]
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Six letters, Texas City.
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D-A-L-L-A-S.
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Oh.
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Ha! Boardwalk. That's mine.
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You owe me $6000.
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Six thousand dollars? Huh!
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I'm afraid I'm a little short.
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You're ugly too,
but you still owe him the money.
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Oh!
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[dog barking]
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[Cody]
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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Oh, my God! What is that?
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[barks]
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- Whoa!
- It's Mr. Fritz.
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A dog named Mr. Fritz?
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Well, yeah, that's how
he was introduced to us.
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[chuckles]
Maybe after we get to know him
a little better
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he'll tell us his first name.
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Hey, Mark, come over here
and say hi to Mr. Fritz.
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Well, I'm usually a little
skittish around dogs.
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But what the heck.
Hello, Mr. Fritz.
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[barks]
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[screams]
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Oh, you guys tricked me.
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This isn't a dog.
It's a Buick with fur.
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You know, Dana, this is amazing.
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Mr. Fritz looks just like you,
only with better legs.
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Oh yourself!
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Oh, look, Frank,
he's drooling all over my floor.
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Oh. Well, don't worry
about that, Carol.
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I know how to handle drool.
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[chuckles]
I don't like it
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but I know how to handle it.
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Come on, little dudes, let's go
get Uncle Frank's wade bath.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, come on.
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You see, Frank,
it's starting already.
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He's only been here two minutes
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and already we've got
a wading pool.
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Yeah, well, now, honey,
he's not that bad.
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I mean, just look at him.
He's so cute.
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Look at those little brown eyes,
those cute flappy ears
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and that face, it just says,
"I love you, Carol.
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"If you pet me,
I'll be your friend forever.
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I will, I will, I will."
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[clicks tongue]
Oh!
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I guess he's kinda cute.
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Just for a week.
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Alright, honey,
I knew, you would.
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[giggling]
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[barking]
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Well, look, honey.
He likes you.
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He's being protective.
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Hey, that's okay, big fella.
I'm her husband.
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It's just one of the perks.
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- Whoa!
- Okay, okay!
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Well, uh,
we'll perk later, huh?
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[instrumental music]
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[Carol humming]
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You know, son..
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...someday you'll be building
authentic World War II models
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just like your old man.
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Oh, I don't think so, daddy.
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I plan on having a life.
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Hey, Brendan, you wanna
help me feed Mr. Fritz
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when Cody brings him back
from his walk?
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Yeah!
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[grunts]
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[chuckles]
Yeah.
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So, anyway, when I was 14,
I demolished my first building.
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[chuckles]
Of course, that was an accident.
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[scoffs]
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Mr. Fritz!
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- Hey, Cody.
- Hey.
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Did you guys have fun
at the park?
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Oh, we had a blast.
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I never knew chasing cars
could be so much fun.
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[laughs]
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Here you go, Mr. Fritz,
five pounds of kibble
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just like the Colemans give you.
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Kids, I don't think
you should hover
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while Mr. Fritz is eating.
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Yeah, it could make him
a little nervous.
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Oh, I don't think so.
He's already finished.
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He's done?
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Wow! I didn't even see him chew!
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He didn't,
he just kind of yawned
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and the food was gone.
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Hey, let's go
get our Rollerblades
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and see how far he can pull us.
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Yeah!
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Frank, could you bring me
those bulbs please?
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Oh, honey,
wait just one second, okay?
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[Carol]
'Mm-hm.'
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Well, thank you, Mr. Fritz.
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Oh, what a good boy!
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Frank, did you see that?
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He's helping me.
Do you think he understood?
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Well, of course
he understands you, honey.
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I told you, dogs are great.
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Oh, well, this one sure is.
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You are a smart dog,
aren't you, Mr. Fritzum?
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Yes, you Fritzum,
little cutie dog.
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I-I told you, honey,
if you just give it a chance
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you're gonna love
havin' a dog around.
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They're smart, they're friendly,
they're loyal..
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You know, it's like they say,
there's no such thing
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as a bad dog.
Just bad owners.
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Bad dog! Oh, bad dog!
Bad dog, bad! Bad dog!
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Bad dog! Oh, gee!
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- Frank, you scared him.
- Oh!
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Well, I hope so, honey.
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These are authentic
World War II decals.
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Oh, Frank, I'm sure you can go
down to the hobby store
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and get some more stickers.
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They are not stickers,
they are decals.
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Oh, of course,decals.
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Stickers would be childish.
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Oh, okay, okay,
I get your point.
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I guess
it's not such a big deal.
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I'm sorry that
I snapped at you, honey.
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That's okay. I'm sorry too.
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[barking]
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You know, I, I'm beginning
to understand
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why the Colemans
don't have children.
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[barking]
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Alright, buddy.
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[instrumental music]
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Mm! Mm-mm.
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- Oh, hi, honey.
- Hi.
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Wow! What smells so good?
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Beef stew supremo.
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We used top sirloin instead
of the usual cheap chuck.
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Ooh, I have got to taste that.
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- Don't! That's not for you.
- Huh!
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That's for Mr. Fritz.
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You made stew for Mr. Fritz?
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What's for Mr. Lambert?
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- Mr. Fish sticks.
- Fish sticks?
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Well, they were in the freezer
forever, you know?
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And they were starting
to get that ice fuzz.
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Oh, great, you make
fresh stew for Mr. Fritz
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and I get guppy chow.
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Oh, okay,
I will make you a steak.
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- 'Carol!'
- What?
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I can't believe it!
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- What?
- Honey, look at this.
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What happened?
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What do you think happened?
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My plane was in a dog fight
and lost.
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Well, you shouldn't
have left it out
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where Mr. Fritz could get it.
255
00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:35,956
I left it
on top of the bookshelf!
256
00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:37,566
Unattended?
257
00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:42,614
That's it, Carol.
Cujo goes to the kennel.
258
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,094
Oh, don't be ridiculous, Frank.
259
00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:45,922
The Colemans will be back
in two days.
260
00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:47,576
[telephone rings]
261
00:11:47,663 --> 00:11:51,058
Hello!
Oh, hello, Coleman.
262
00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:53,016
Let me tell you somethin'
about your dog.
263
00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:55,627
Excuse me?
264
00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:58,543
What?
265
00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:00,284
When?
266
00:12:00,371 --> 00:12:02,591
Why? You-you can't do this!
267
00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:04,245
Don't hang up on me!
268
00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:05,899
[grunts]
269
00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:07,161
What did he say?
270
00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:09,076
The Colemans
aren't coming back.
271
00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:11,339
They're staying
in Florida forever.
272
00:12:11,426 --> 00:12:12,644
Well, what about their dog?
273
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,429
Oh, they don't have
a dog anymore.
274
00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:15,996
- We do.
- Oh!
275
00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,432
- Oh!
- Oh.
276
00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:20,435
[instrumental music]
277
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,093
[instrumental music]
278
00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:30,619
Frank, why would people
move to Florida
279
00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:32,055
and not come back for their dog?
280
00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:34,449
Here's a theory,
he's a devil dog.
281
00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:37,757
Come on, aren't you
the one who said
282
00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:40,934
"Dogs are friendly,
dogs are loyal. I love dogs."
283
00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:43,458
Yeah, well, I also said
I loved my ex-wife.
284
00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:45,590
People make mistakes.
285
00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:47,418
[indistinct chatter]
286
00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:50,508
Mother, that dog has got to go.
287
00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:52,597
Yeah, he got into our room
and ate our stuff.
288
00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:54,077
Look at these shoes.
289
00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:55,905
Who cares about your shoes?
290
00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:57,385
He drooled all over the sweater
291
00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:59,256
I was going to wear
on my date with Bobby.
292
00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:02,216
Big deal! Bobby
would've drooled on it, anyway.
293
00:13:04,087 --> 00:13:05,523
You see, honey,
it's not just me.
294
00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:06,873
This dog has got to go.
295
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,483
- Yeah..
- Yeah, before..
296
00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:11,355
- Bad dog! Bad dog!
- Bad dog! Bad dog!
297
00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:13,923
Hey, wait! Hold on.
What's the problem?
298
00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:15,969
Mr. Fritz ate our squirt guns.
299
00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:17,797
Yeah, look.
300
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:20,930
Well...good.
301
00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:23,324
Squirt guns are toys
of violence, anyway.
302
00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:26,675
Oh, right, Carol, Mr. Fritz ate
them as a political statement.
303
00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:31,506
Next, he's gonna chain himself
to a nuclear power plant.
304
00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:36,728
I'm sorry we ever agreed
to take the stupid dog.
305
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,687
Can't wait for the Colemans
to come and get him.
306
00:13:38,774 --> 00:13:42,734
Well, you know, it's funny
that you mentioned the Colemans.
307
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,172
I mean,
it's not really funny ha-ha
308
00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:47,304
but it is one of life's
little ironies.
309
00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:48,305
[chuckles]
310
00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:51,134
What is she talking about?
311
00:13:51,221 --> 00:13:53,441
The Colemans have moved
to Florida permanently
312
00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:57,053
and left us with the drooling
garbage disposal.
313
00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:58,185
- What?
- What?
314
00:13:58,272 --> 00:13:59,316
- Yes.
- Oh!
315
00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:00,404
- Are you kidding?
- What!
316
00:14:00,491 --> 00:14:01,971
Hey, you guys are the ones
317
00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:03,320
who wanted the dog
in the first place.
318
00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:04,800
You talked me into it.
319
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:06,758
And you listened to us?
320
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,456
Why would you listen to us?
321
00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:10,806
We're just kids!
322
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:15,071
Okay, I know Mr. Fritz
may have caused a few problems
323
00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:17,552
but we just can't abandon him.
324
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:19,206
He just needs to be trained.
325
00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:20,337
[Mark screaming]
326
00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:22,774
[barking]
327
00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:25,560
No.
328
00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:30,608
Training lesson number one,
don't eat Mark.
329
00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:33,611
[instrumental music]
330
00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:40,314
Okay, Mr. Fritz,
we're going to have some fun.
331
00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:42,272
Are you ready
for your training, huh?
332
00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:48,539
[grunting]
333
00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:51,716
I think that's dog for,
"In your dreams."
334
00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:55,590
Carol, this is hopeless.
335
00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:57,766
- Why don't you just give up?
- I will not give up.
336
00:14:57,853 --> 00:14:59,420
The book says,
there is no such thing
337
00:14:59,507 --> 00:15:00,508
as an untrainable dog.
338
00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:01,901
Mark, come out here.
339
00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:13,782
Mark, this is a dog,
not a Bengal tiger.
340
00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:15,262
Now, take all these stuff off.
341
00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:17,394
Oh, okay.
342
00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:19,657
Mr. Fritz is not
going to hurt you.
343
00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:21,442
Okay.
Now, start at the beginning.
344
00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:26,142
"Welcome to the wonderful
world of dogs."
345
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:28,318
Yeah, right.
346
00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:30,016
"The most important thing
in training a dog
347
00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:32,018
is to let him know who is boss."
348
00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:33,106
[growling]
349
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:35,064
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
350
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,808
Alright, now, now, Mark,
just show him who is boss.
351
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:42,506
I think he already knows.
352
00:15:42,593 --> 00:15:44,465
Oh, come on, Mark, take control.
353
00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:46,336
Get down, Mr. Fritz. Get down.
354
00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:47,685
Mom, if you ever want
grandchildren
355
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,426
get him off me.
356
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:51,515
Alright, get down, Mr. Fritz.
357
00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:53,778
'Get down. Get down.'
358
00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:55,606
Ugh! Okay, come on, come on.
359
00:15:55,693 --> 00:15:57,347
[growls]
360
00:15:57,434 --> 00:15:58,783
Get down!
361
00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:04,833
Get down!
362
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:05,877
[grunts]
363
00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:07,879
[sighs]
364
00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:09,707
Good boy.
365
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,623
Nice headlock, Carol.
366
00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:17,193
Well, uh, training's been fun.
367
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,978
I'll be upstairs
coughing up my spleen.
368
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,156
Carol, forget it.
369
00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:25,767
- This dog can't be trained.
- We don't know that yet.
370
00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:27,943
The book says, if verbal
communication doesn't work
371
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:29,858
there are other ways
of controlling your dog.
372
00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:31,773
Yeah, hire Siegfried & Roy.
373
00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:36,473
No, you use this.
It's a dog whistle.
374
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,867
How are you going to get him
to blow into that?
375
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:42,566
No, a dog whistle
has such a high pitch
376
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:44,220
that only a dog can hear it.
377
00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:45,830
Watch. Come here, Mr. Fritz.
378
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:49,051
[barking]
379
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:54,796
Uh, Mr. Fritz, come here.
380
00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:57,103
Hey, guys,
knock off the whistle, will ya?
381
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:59,192
I'm trying to get some sleep.
382
00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:00,802
[scoffs]
383
00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:03,805
[instrumental music]
384
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:13,728
♪ I'm in the mood for love ♪
385
00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:18,515
♪ Simply because
you're near me ♪
386
00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:21,692
♪ Funny.. ♪♪
387
00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:23,042
[Mr. Fritz growls]
388
00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:27,829
No, no, Carol,
do the cat sound.
389
00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:31,224
[Mr. Fritz growls]
390
00:17:35,532 --> 00:17:36,490
Carol..
391
00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:37,926
[gasping]
392
00:17:41,973 --> 00:17:43,279
- Carol!
- What?
393
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:46,108
What?
394
00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:50,547
That's what!
395
00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:54,203
What is that dog doing
in our bed?
396
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,553
Well, it was cold outside.
397
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:59,121
Honey, he's a Saint Bernard.
He's from the Alps.
398
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:00,992
If he had his choice,
he'd sleep in the freezer!
399
00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:04,300
Well, I was not gonna
leave him out there
400
00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:06,911
he was lonely and whimpering.
401
00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:09,262
That wasn't him, that was me.
402
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:14,093
I want this dog outta here.
403
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:18,967
- Frank, what is your problem?
- You!
404
00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:22,362
You are the problem ever since
you fell in love with this dog.
405
00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:24,146
You cook for him,
you pamper him..
406
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:26,931
What's next?
A joint checking account?
407
00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:29,456
[scoffs]
Look, Frank..
408
00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:32,067
...how can you be so heartless?
409
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:35,026
This poor dog has been
abandoned by his owners.
410
00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:37,594
[whispering]
He's an orphan.
411
00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:43,383
That's it.
412
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:45,124
You're bananas.
413
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,648
Looney Tunes! You need help.
414
00:18:47,735 --> 00:18:49,606
And I'm sleepin' on the couch!
415
00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:53,741
[Carol sighs]
416
00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:56,570
I don't believe it.
He thinks I'm crazy?
417
00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:58,049
If you ask me
I think he's the one
418
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,834
who's actin' crazy, don't you?
419
00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:03,925
Oh, my God!
420
00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:06,928
I am standing here
talking to a dog
421
00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:09,104
and I think that Frank is crazy.
422
00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:12,063
Look, Mr. Fritz,
this is just not working out.
423
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,109
I can put up with the drooling
and the destruction
424
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:15,980
but when you start coming
between me and my husband
425
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:17,939
I just have to draw the line.
426
00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:20,420
Oh, geez.
427
00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:25,120
I just came back
for a dry pillow.
428
00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:28,602
Frank, wait a minute.
429
00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:30,430
I'm sorry.
430
00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:32,345
I know I went a little
overboard with the dog.
431
00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:34,173
[scoffs]
432
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:36,044
I mean, to treat a pet better
than you treat your own husband
433
00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:37,437
that's just not right.
434
00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:40,962
Especially when you have
such a terrific husband.
435
00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:45,184
I think I should take him
to Pet Orphans.
436
00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:47,055
They'll find him a nice home.
437
00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:48,535
Oh, honey..
438
00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:52,191
Are you gonna be okay with that?
439
00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:55,324
Well, I just think it's the only
fair thing to do for the dog.
440
00:19:58,327 --> 00:19:59,633
And you.
441
00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:02,853
You and the dog.
442
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:04,812
You first.
443
00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:06,030
Thanks.
444
00:20:07,554 --> 00:20:09,382
I know you're gonna miss him.
445
00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:11,035
Yeah.
446
00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:14,213
Well, not as much
as I'd miss you.
447
00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:17,912
[giggles]
448
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:19,740
[barking]
449
00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:21,394
[sighs]
450
00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:25,572
[instrumental music]
451
00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:27,138
[whining]
452
00:20:38,454 --> 00:20:40,239
Oh-ho, this is fantastic.
453
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:41,675
Dana, in a few short weeks
454
00:20:41,762 --> 00:20:43,372
I'll have an authentic
scale model
455
00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:46,027
of a Polaris submarine
guaranteed to float.
456
00:20:46,114 --> 00:20:48,551
Gee, Frank, won't your
rubber ducky be jealous?
457
00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:51,772
You know, Dana
458
00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:53,252
eventually you're going
to get married
459
00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,689
and make some man very happy.
460
00:20:55,776 --> 00:20:57,125
Me.
461
00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:01,912
[sighs]
Boy.
462
00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:06,700
The house sure seems quiet
without Mr. Fritz.
463
00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:08,658
Not to mention
dry and odor-free.
464
00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:12,793
Don't you miss him
just a little, huh, Frank?
465
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:16,579
Well, when I stop
to think about it, no.
466
00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:19,278
[doorbell rings]
467
00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:23,499
- Hi.
- Hi.
468
00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:24,718
We're Ed and Joy Higgins.
469
00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:25,893
We just moved in next door.
470
00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:27,764
Well, hi, I'm Carol Lambert
471
00:21:27,851 --> 00:21:29,244
and this is my husband, Frank
472
00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:31,159
my daughter, Dana.
473
00:21:31,246 --> 00:21:32,682
Hi, we've been walking
the neighborhood
474
00:21:32,769 --> 00:21:34,380
with our kids
introducing ourselves.
475
00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:36,947
Oh! Well, uh,
bring your kids on in.
476
00:21:38,079 --> 00:21:40,603
Hey, kids! Come on in!
477
00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:44,955
They're little excited. We just
got them a new dog today.
478
00:21:45,042 --> 00:21:46,435
[Mr. Fritz barking]
479
00:21:50,613 --> 00:21:52,920
He is back!
480
00:21:53,007 --> 00:21:55,879
[instrumental music]
481
00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:04,148
Okay, Mr. Fritz, fetch!
482
00:22:05,498 --> 00:22:07,238
Go get it! Fetch!
483
00:22:09,284 --> 00:22:11,199
Hey, try that stick.
484
00:22:11,286 --> 00:22:12,548
Okay.
485
00:22:12,635 --> 00:22:14,898
You see this, Mr. Fritz?
486
00:22:14,985 --> 00:22:16,857
Now go get it. Go for it.
487
00:22:18,815 --> 00:22:21,514
Go! Run! Fetch!
488
00:22:22,297 --> 00:22:23,516
[sighs]
489
00:22:23,603 --> 00:22:26,170
Here. Maybe
he'll like this better.
490
00:22:26,257 --> 00:22:28,956
Okay. Come on, Mr. Fritz, fetch!
491
00:22:31,785 --> 00:22:34,048
Go, boy. Go!
492
00:22:34,135 --> 00:22:35,615
[sighs]
It's no use, Brendan.
493
00:22:35,702 --> 00:22:37,399
He just won't chase anything.
494
00:22:37,486 --> 00:22:39,358
Hm. Hey, guys,
what you doing?
495
00:22:39,445 --> 00:22:40,663
Whoo-oo-aa!
496
00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:42,230
[Mark screaming]
497
00:22:43,144 --> 00:22:46,060
[instrumental music]
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