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[theme music]
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Cody, get this,
there was another
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UFO sighting
in Green Bay last night.
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Whoa! Hey, that's just
like the book I'm readin'.
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It's this true story about
this dude who gets kidnapped
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by aliens from outer space.
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Wow. Why would they
wanna kidnap someone?
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Well, simple, dude,
they're searching for signs
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of intelligent life
to take back to their planet.
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Well, I guess you two
won't be going anywhere.
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- 'Morning, everybody.'
- Ooh. Morning, honey.
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- Hi.
- Mm..
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Carol, do you believe
in aliens like Cody does?
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No. Come on, Cody.
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You don't really believe
there are aliens, do you?
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Well, sure, eh,
how else do you explain
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all the mysteries
of the universe
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like the Bermuda Triangle
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or Stonehenge or Velcro?
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Come on, Brendan. I'll walk you
to school. Bye, everybody.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Okay, have a good day.
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- Buh-bye.
- Bye. I love you. Bye.
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Bye-bye..
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"A man spends two years
in a spaceship
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marries alien queen."
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[scoffs]
Please.
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Buh-bye, honey.
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Bye-bye, girls.
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- Bye, mom.
- 'Bye.'
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Karen,
this book has inspired me.
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How'd you like to help me
trick Cody and J.T.
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into thinking
they saw a real UFO?
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- What for?
- To humiliate them.
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And make them look
like complete fools.
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Oh. Cool. Count me in.
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[theme song]
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[all screaming]
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♪ The dream wide broken ♪
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♪ Seemed like all was lost ♪
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♪ What would be the future? ♪
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♪ Could you pay the cost? ♪
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♪ You wonder ♪
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♪ Will there ever be ♪
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♪ A second time around? ♪
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♪ Woah-oh woah-oh ♪
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♪ When the tears are over ♪
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♪ And the moment has come ♪
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♪ Say My Lord
I think I found someone ♪
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♪ You know it will be better ♪
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♪ 'Cause you're
puttin' it together ♪
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♪ For the second time around ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ We got the woman and man ♪
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♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
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♪ We got the kids in a clan ♪
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♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
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♪ Only time will tell ♪
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♪ If all these dreams
fit under one umbrella ♪
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♪ Step by step ♪
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♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ A fresh start over ♪
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♪ A different hand to play ♪
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♪ The deeper we fall ♪
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♪ The stronger we stay ♪
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♪ And we'll be better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪
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♪ Step by step ♪
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♪ Day by day ♪♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ A fresh start over ♪
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♪ A different hand to play ♪
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♪ Only time will tell ♪
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♪ But you know what they say ♪
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♪ We'll make it better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪♪
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[theme music]
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[instrumental music]
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Oh, no, Mr. Macey. Ha-ha.
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No, I've got a copy of your
estimate right here in my files.
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Yeah, and I'll send it off
to you tomorrow morning, okay?
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Right.
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If I can find it.
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- Hi, honey.
- Oh, hi, Carol.
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I'll be with you
in just a second.
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Well..
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[sighs]
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Uh, boy. Uh..
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My, my..
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Gee, you know, uh..
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...Frank, I just realized.
Ha-ha.
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I've, uh,
never been here before.
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Oh, come on,
of course, you have.
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No, no.
I would've remembered this.
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It's a little informal,
but I like it.
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[chuckles]
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Hey. Nice calendar. Heh.
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Oh, uh..
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That's just a gift
some plumbing company sent over.
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Oh, look, it has a picture.
I never saw this..
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Guess you never saw
the date either, it's 1988.
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Oh. It's been a busy
couple of years, honey. Heh.
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Frank, what's with
all the shoe boxes?
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- Whoa!
- Oh, honey. Be careful.
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That is the Frank Lambert
personal filing system here.
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You mean, you keep all your
important papers in shoe boxes?
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No, no.
Not the really important ones.
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Hm, those, I keep right in here.
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Hm, alright. Listen.
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If we're gonna make it to lunch,
we're gonna have to get goin'.
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Would you find my keys?
They're on the desk there.
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I can't even find the desk.
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I'll get 'em.
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Stud finder. Ha-ha.
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[slurps]
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[chuckles]
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[beeps]
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Frank, Frank,
I have an idea.
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Why don't you let me
organize your office?
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Oh, Carol.
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My office doesn't need
to get organized.
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I-I like it just the way it is.
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It may look sloppy to you
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but, hey, works for me.
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- Okay, fine. Let's go to lunch.
- Oh.
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You know, I think,
I'll, uh, wash up too.
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- Oh, oh, oh, Carol. Don't--
- Oh, God!
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[exhales]
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Well, maybe a little
organizing wouldn't hurt.
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[instrumental music]
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Okay, thanks a lot, Steve.
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See you in school. Bye.
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- What'd he say?
- Oh, you're gonna love this.
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Steve said, his brother
will fly his traffic helicopter
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over our house
around 10 o'clock.
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He's gonna shine
one of those big
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searchlights down
on our yard.
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[shrieking]
This is great.
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Those idiots will think
it's a UFO.
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Oh, and you haven't heard
the best part.
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Steve's asked me
to go steady.
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[chuckles]
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I better go break up
with Bill.
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- Hey, Dana.
- Uh, Cody, J.T. Wait up.
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Listen. I owe you guys
an apology.
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Oh, that's okay, Dana.
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Tcha, it wasn't your fault.
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Wait-wait a minute.
What are you apologizing for?
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Hey! J.T. brings up
a good point.
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Well, the other day,
I really made fun of you guys
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for believing in UFOs.
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[in unison]
So?
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Well, tsk.
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I'm embarrassed
to even say this
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but...last night
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I was taking some soda cans
to the recycling center.
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All of a sudden,
I was surrounded
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by this really bright light.
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And then I looked up,
and I saw this.. No.
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I can't even say it.
It's too crazy.
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It was a spaceship,
wasn't it?
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I don't know.
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It's just like in the book. Ha!
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Really? Then I'm not crazy?
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If you're crazy,
then I am, ha-ha.
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Well, then the light went off
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the spaceship disappeared,
and when I looked down..
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Now, this is
the really weird part.
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- The cans were gone.
- How did you know?
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It's in the book. Yeah.
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Tcha. See, aluminum is just
like oxygen to aliens.
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I mean, they can't live
without it. Heh.
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[sighs]
Aluminum transmogrification.
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I missed it. Tcha.
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Maybe not.
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When the beam was on me,
I had the strangest feeling
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like, like they weren't
finished with me yet.
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Almost as if,
I was their link to the aluminum
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and they were
coming back for more.
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- When?
- Tonight.
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[both gasp]
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Around 10:00.
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[both gasp]
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[chuckles]
Cosmic.
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Dude, we gotta be there
with Dana.
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Hey, wait a second,
I'm not going back
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to the recycling center.
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Well, maybe you don't have to.
We could just bring them to us.
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[scoffs]
How're you gonna attract aliens?
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Wrap yourselves
in aluminum foil?
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[chuckles]
Brilliant. Ha!
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[sighs]
Hey, dude.
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We gotta get some soda cans
and some aluminum foil.
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Alright.
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[chuckles]
This is too easy.
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[instrumental music]
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- What are you boys doing?
- Oh.
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Dana saw a UFO last night,
and she says it's comin' back.
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- So, we wanna be ready.
- Yeah. Oh.
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A UFO,
I wonder if it's the same ones
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I read about
at the supermarket.
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The ones that kidnapped
those women in Iowa.
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What are you talkin' about?
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I read that these aliens
came to Earth
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because all the women
on their planet
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had been mysteriously wiped out
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and they needed females to help
procreate their species.
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I'll bet that's what
these aliens are after.
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I wouldn't get my hopes up.
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[instrumental music]
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Okay, okay.
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Okay, open 'em.
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[chuckles]
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- Where are we?
- Your office.
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Honey, this isn't my office.
I'd recognize my office.
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This doesn't even smell
like my office.
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Well, that's 'cause
I opened a window.
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- I had a window?
- 'Yeah.'
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- Well, what's this?
- Oh, that's a computer.
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See, all the information
that you had
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in those boxes
is now in your computer.
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Hold on, Carol, you never said
anything about a computer.
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- I don't trust those things.
- Oh, come on, Frank.
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Join the 20th century,
it's almost over.
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Y-you. uh, you didn't throw
anything away, did you, honey?
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Of course, not. The calendar's
filed under "B" for Bimbo.
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It wasn't a calendar,
I'm looking
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for the O'Neill Bid, uh..
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O'Neill, that's, uh, triple E.
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Triple E?
How do you figure that?
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Ah, Mr. O'Neill, he was in the
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in the Marine Corp, yeah.
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[sighs]
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♪ From the halls
of Montezuma ♪
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♪ To the shores of.. ♪♪
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Tripoli..
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Of course.
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Okay, well, that's one way,
but here's another.
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- O'Neill?
- Yeah, yeah.
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Ah, "1335, Clinton Avenue
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"French windows,
$375 a piece.
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Installation included."
Anything else?
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You mean, all my accounts
are floatin' around in there?
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Yep. See, now, you can get rid
of all your old shoe boxes.
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[instrumental music]
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Al, where are you going
with that camera?
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To the backyard.
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Rumor has it that tonight
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we're getting visitors
from out of space.
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Well, wear a sweater.
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- Oh, hi, mom.
- Hi, Mark. Oh, Mark.
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Come here.
I wanna show you something.
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I've entered all the records
from Frank's business
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into the computer. Watch.
254
00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:44,355
I've got it all under
the heading
255
00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:45,966
of "Lambert Construction."
256
00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:51,623
"File not found."
257
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,234
That's strange.
258
00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:58,239
"File not found."
259
00:11:58,326 --> 00:12:00,632
Slide over, mom.
I'll take her in.
260
00:12:01,938 --> 00:12:03,548
[keys clacking]
261
00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:05,812
Nope.
262
00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:08,031
Nope.
263
00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:11,034
Nope. Uh, sorry, mom.
264
00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:13,558
There's nothing here
about Lambert Construction.
265
00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:14,951
There's gotta be, otherwise,
I've lost
266
00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:16,518
all the records
from Frank's business.
267
00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:18,433
Mom, mom, calm down.
This is no time to panic.
268
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,827
- Just give me your backup disk.
- I didn't make a backup disk.
269
00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:22,306
Okay, now,
it's time to panic.
270
00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:23,743
[gasps]
271
00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:30,662
[instrumental music]
272
00:12:33,013 --> 00:12:34,362
- Carol.
- What?
273
00:12:34,449 --> 00:12:38,105
Oh, honey.
I don't know how to thank you.
274
00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:40,455
I'm so excited
about how much more efficient
275
00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:43,458
my business is gonna be now
that everything's on a computer.
276
00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:45,939
[chuckles]
I should've done this years ago.
277
00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:48,942
Oh, I wish you had.
278
00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:52,119
Oh. Uh, honey, would you call up
the Thornton bid for me?
279
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:54,382
Hmm, the Thornton bid, yeah.
280
00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:56,732
Uh, that's that really big one,
right?
281
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,473
Oh, you're not kidding.
282
00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:01,258
That one bid alone
took up two shoe boxes.
283
00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:02,912
We're talking high tops.
Ha-ha.
284
00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:05,828
[chuckling]
285
00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:07,612
Carol, the Thornton bid,
please?
286
00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:09,614
Uh, yeah, are you hungry?
287
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:11,965
Hey, you know, why don't
we go down to Pearson's
288
00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:13,227
for a hot fudge sundae?
289
00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:14,619
Oh, well, I'd love to.
290
00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:16,578
- But I've got work to do.
- Oh.
291
00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:17,971
I really need to see
the Thornton bid.
292
00:13:18,058 --> 00:13:19,799
Yeah, well..
293
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:24,151
...ooh, that's, uh,
hm, gonna be tough..
294
00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:27,328
...because I seem
to have lost
295
00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:29,460
the Thornton bid.
296
00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:33,247
Well, what do you mean
you lost the Thornton bid?
297
00:13:34,770 --> 00:13:36,119
Ain't that with the rest
of my records?
298
00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:37,338
Probably.
299
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,907
But, uh,
we'll never know
300
00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:44,258
because I-I seem
to have lost them too.
301
00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:46,913
How could you do this?
302
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:50,351
Well, I didn't make
a backup disc.
303
00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:51,787
I'm sorry,
you'll just have to go back
304
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:53,571
to your old shoe box system.
305
00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:55,747
Well, I would love to go back
to my old shoe box system
306
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,010
but you told me
to throw 'em out.
307
00:13:57,097 --> 00:13:59,403
- And you did?
- Yes!
308
00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:02,885
Frank! I tell you to take out
the garbage on Monday.
309
00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:04,278
It's still sitting there
on Thursday.
310
00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:06,236
When did you become
Mr. Efficiency?
311
00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:09,718
Right after you dragged me
into the 20th century.
312
00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:12,503
Oh, well, excuse me
313
00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:14,288
for trying to make
your life a little easier.
314
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:17,291
Well, it's a lot easier now,
I'm out of business.
315
00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:18,553
[gasps]
316
00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:21,338
Wait a minute.
317
00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:23,514
When do they come to your office
to pick up the garbage?
318
00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:26,256
How should I know? I've never
thrown anything out before.
319
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,999
Well, are you just gonna
sit here and yell at me
320
00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:31,696
or are we gonna go look
for those shoe boxes
321
00:14:31,783 --> 00:14:33,698
before the garbage man
gets them?
322
00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:35,657
We're going to go look
for the shoe boxes.
323
00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:37,615
I can yell at you in the car!
324
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,792
[instrumental music]
325
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,146
[sighs]
326
00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:48,322
Well..
327
00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:50,628
...this is it.
328
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:52,892
Oh.
329
00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:56,025
[sighs]
330
00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:57,940
Oh..
331
00:14:58,027 --> 00:15:01,074
Well, you go ahead, Frank, and
I'll just stand guard down here.
332
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,295
Oh, no, no.
333
00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:11,214
I think this is an experience
we should share.
334
00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:14,478
- Okay.
- Come on, get up on one foot.
335
00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:15,958
And then I'll lift you here.
336
00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:18,004
- Are you ready? One, two, go.
- Yeah.
337
00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:19,962
[grunting]
338
00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:26,490
Okay, okay.
339
00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:28,275
- One.
- Okay, one..
340
00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:30,320
...two, three.
341
00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:31,365
[Carol screams]
342
00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:37,588
[rustling]
343
00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:40,113
Carol, are you alright?
344
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:43,072
Frank, I'm in a dumpster!
345
00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:46,510
I'm on my way, hon.
346
00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:47,816
Whoa!
347
00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:50,471
[Carol screams]
348
00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:51,515
Oh.
349
00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:54,301
[groaning]
350
00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:01,917
Oh! This is a disgusting mess!
351
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:05,051
Well, maybe you can come back
next week and organize it.
352
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:09,751
Let's just find those shoe boxes
and get outta here.
353
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,886
Eww! Eww!
354
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:18,586
- Ugh!
- Carol!
355
00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:19,935
[grunts]
356
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:22,633
Would you stop
with the sound effects?
357
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:25,985
Oh, I am sorry, Frank,
if I'm spoiling your fun.
358
00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:28,552
L.. Let's not bicker.
359
00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:31,947
We don't wanna forget
what we're doing here..
360
00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:33,949
...or who's fault it is..
361
00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:38,214
[indistinct chatter]
362
00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:39,215
Shh!
363
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:42,914
Shh. I hear something.
364
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,873
[speaking in foreign language]
365
00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:47,745
That's Philip Wong.
366
00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:50,009
He owns the Chinese restaurant
next door.
367
00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:52,533
Oh, no! I do his wife's hair.
368
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:55,449
If he sees me in this dumpster,
I'll be humiliated.
369
00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:57,973
- Alright, now, just sit still.
- Okay.
370
00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:00,236
- Don't say a word.
- Okay.
371
00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:02,195
[speaking in foreign language]
372
00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:10,116
[gasping]
373
00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:20,865
Oh.
374
00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:23,999
[chuckles]
375
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:25,087
[sighs]
376
00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:27,046
[laughing]
377
00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:31,702
Very funny, Frank Lambert.
378
00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:33,748
- Ah! Ah!
- I'm sorry.
379
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:36,011
But if you could see
how funny you look..
380
00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:38,405
...with Chinese food
all over you..
381
00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:40,363
[laughing]
382
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,977
[laughing]
383
00:17:57,859 --> 00:18:00,209
You're right.
You're right, Frank.
384
00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:01,819
It's pretty funny.
385
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:03,517
[laughing]
386
00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:06,041
Hey, we look like
a combination plate, don't we?
387
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:07,869
[both laughing]
388
00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:10,741
Now, let's, uh..
389
00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:13,527
Let's find the shoe boxes
and, and get out, okay?
390
00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:16,399
- Oh! Ugh.
- Okay, come on.
391
00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:18,358
[both groaning]
392
00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:28,194
Oh, God. Where is it?
393
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,635
Here they are!
Here they are!
394
00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:36,637
[panting]
395
00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:37,855
- 'Huh!'
- Well..
396
00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:41,163
[engine rumbling]
397
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,470
Frank, Frank, Frank.
398
00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:45,515
I think I know when
they pick up your garbage.
399
00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:46,821
When?
400
00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:50,694
[panting]
Tonight. About 9:15.
401
00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:52,696
[screaming]
402
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:57,527
[instrumental music]
403
00:18:57,614 --> 00:18:59,529
- Are we ready?
- Just about.
404
00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:01,488
[Carol and Frank laughing]
405
00:19:12,455 --> 00:19:15,415
I'll be glad when this whole
honeymoon thing is over.
406
00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:17,460
Boy, they look awful.
407
00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:18,679
You think they look awful?
408
00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:20,333
Wait until you get
a load of these two.
409
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:22,465
Alright, guys, we're ready.
Come on out.
410
00:19:30,995 --> 00:19:33,084
Are you sure
we don't look stupid?
411
00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:37,959
No. And I would tell you.
412
00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:41,092
That's true, J.T., she would.
She tells me all the time.
413
00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:47,795
It's almost 10 o'clock.
Where are they?
414
00:19:49,623 --> 00:19:50,841
Ooh!
415
00:19:50,928 --> 00:19:51,886
Ah!
416
00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:55,106
[sighs]
417
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,848
I felt something.
Did you guys feel that?
418
00:19:57,935 --> 00:19:59,110
No.
419
00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:02,201
I think I did.
420
00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:05,508
Ooh!
421
00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:07,075
- There it is again!
- Huh!
422
00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:08,468
[Dana]
'Guys, I think
they're getting close.'
423
00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:10,905
You've gotta create
a magnetic field.
424
00:20:10,992 --> 00:20:13,212
Generate some energy.
Do jumping jacks.
425
00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,609
Karen, phone call.
426
00:20:26,181 --> 00:20:27,661
We don't wanna miss this.
427
00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:29,619
Don't worry, I'll take over.
428
00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:33,754
Alright, now, guys..
429
00:20:33,841 --> 00:20:36,496
...bring the magnetic fields
together.
430
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:37,540
Patty cake.
431
00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:41,240
Patty cake?
432
00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:44,199
Wait a minute. I think someone's
trying to make a fool out of us.
433
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,767
Oh, J.T.,
aliens wouldn't do that.
434
00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:50,771
Cody, I'm not talking
about the aliens.
435
00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:52,686
I'm talking about Dana.
436
00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:55,123
I think she's been pulling
our chain this whole time.
437
00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:56,429
I'm going inside.
438
00:20:56,516 --> 00:20:57,821
[sighs]
439
00:20:57,908 --> 00:20:59,780
[helicopter droning]
440
00:21:04,741 --> 00:21:06,003
Hey, Dana.
441
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:08,354
Those vibrations
are really intense.
442
00:21:10,094 --> 00:21:11,531
Oh!
443
00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:14,142
- They're here!
- Wow!
444
00:21:14,229 --> 00:21:16,666
God! Gee.
445
00:21:16,753 --> 00:21:21,323
Me, friend.
Welcome to our humble planet.
446
00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:22,716
This is perfect.
447
00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:32,116
- Dana.
- This is great.
448
00:21:32,203 --> 00:21:34,989
Steve's brother is doing
a terrific job.
449
00:21:35,076 --> 00:21:37,905
- That's not Steve's brother.
- What?
450
00:21:37,992 --> 00:21:40,342
Steve just called.
The airports fogged in.
451
00:21:40,429 --> 00:21:43,650
His brother couldn't take off.
452
00:21:43,737 --> 00:21:45,869
Well, if it's not
Steve's brother, then..
453
00:21:45,956 --> 00:21:47,871
[guitar music]
454
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,224
[helicopter droning]
455
00:21:59,927 --> 00:22:02,625
Don't take me.
I'm the homecoming queen!
456
00:22:04,714 --> 00:22:06,760
Thanks, Steve!
457
00:22:06,847 --> 00:22:08,675
[chuckles]
They bought it.
458
00:22:08,762 --> 00:22:12,026
[laughs]
459
00:22:12,113 --> 00:22:15,029
This is one small step
for mankind
460
00:22:15,116 --> 00:22:17,466
and one totally
righteous step for us.
461
00:22:17,553 --> 00:22:19,729
- Yeah! Yeah!
- 'Yeah!'
462
00:22:19,816 --> 00:22:21,340
[laughs]
463
00:22:21,427 --> 00:22:23,342
[guitar music]
464
00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:28,651
[helicopter droning]
465
00:22:33,482 --> 00:22:35,876
[theme music]
466
00:23:02,555 --> 00:23:04,426
[music continues]
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