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[theme music]
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[engine sputtering]
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Mom's car
is totally embarrassing.
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I mean, it was starting
to look like..
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[moaning]
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Them?
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Oh, hey, girls,
belly-up to these buckets.
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[chuckles]
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Yo, Dana, I'm going to see
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Ugly White Trash this weekend.
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Alright. Visiting relatives?
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No, they're a rock group.
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Hey, if you miss me
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you can hang out in my van.
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If I miss you,
I'll chew off my own foot.
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Well, well, here's a picture
of me leaving.
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[Frank]
Uh, Codeman, hey.
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A little somethin'
for the road.
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[chuckles]
Oh. Thanks.
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[telephone ringing]
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Hello.
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Just a minute.
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Penny, phone call.
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Some guy named Norbert.
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Oh, that's her new boyfriend,
Norbut Shubb, the mortician.
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Ugh..
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Hi, Norby.
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[giggling]
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I'll just take this
in the other room.
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[giggles]
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Hi, honey.
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Oh, sorry, I'm late.
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- I had car trouble again.
- What? Again?
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Oh, come on now, Carol,
I don't like you driving around
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in that old clunker anymore.
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Uh, I think it's time that you..
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Well, that you got yourself
a new car.
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- Oh, I don't need a new car.
- Yes, you do.
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That car is not safe for you,
it's not safe for the kids.
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Oh, I don't know,
buyin' a car is a big deal.
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It's a major life decision.
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Listen, honey, I can get you
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a great deal
down at Fensky Motors.
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Now, it's your decision, I don't
wanna put any pressure on you.
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- Car. Car.
- Car.
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[all]
Car. Car. Car. Car. Car. Car.
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Car. Car. Car. Car. Car. Car.
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Okay. Okay. Okay.
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We'll go but we'll just look.
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[cheering]
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[theme song]
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[screaming]
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♪ The dream wide broken ♪
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♪ Seemed like all was lost ♪
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♪ What would be the future ♪
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♪ Could you pay the cost? ♪
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♪ You wonder ♪
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♪ Will there ever be ♪
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♪ A second time around? ♪
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♪ Woah-a woah-a ♪
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♪ When the tears are over ♪
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♪ And the moment has come ♪
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♪ Say My Lord
I think I found someone ♪
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♪ You know it will be better ♪
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♪ 'Cause you're putting
it together ♪
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♪ For the second time around ♪
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♪ We got the woman and man ♪
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♪ We got the kids and the clan ♪
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♪ Only time will tell 'em ♪
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♪ If all these dreams
fit under one umbrella ♪
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♪ Step by step ♪
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♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ A fresh start over ♪
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♪ A different hand to play ♪
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♪ The deeper we fall ♪
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♪ The stronger we stay ♪
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♪ And we'll be better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪
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♪ Step by step day by day ♪
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♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ A fresh start over ♪
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♪ A different hand to play ♪
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♪ Only time will tell ♪
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♪ But you know what they say ♪
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♪ We'll make it better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Oh, uh, Carol, Carol, Carol.
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Okay, now, here's the plan.
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You pick out a car you like
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and then just kinda step aside
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and let Mel and I
hash out the deal.
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It's a man sort of thing,
you know.
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Oh, I understand, sugar.
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And while you're doing that
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why, I'll just sit
in the buckboard
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and tend to the young 'uns.
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You know how wild they get
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when we come into town.
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Is something bothering you?
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Frank, I know how to buy a car.
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Well, I know you know
how to buy a car, honey
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but Mel and I
are old fishin' buddies
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and I know
how to deal with him, okay?
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Yeah, well,
if it's okay with you
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maybe I'll just tag along
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and I can learn
at the feet of the master.
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Now, that's the attitude.
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Let's see,
we want high re-sale value
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good gas mileage,
reliability, comfort..
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Airbag.
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Oh, right,
I forgot the airbag.
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No, I was calling you
an airbag.
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Wow! What a cool car!
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Yeah, when I get my license,
the chicks will be crawlin'
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all over me in this.
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As opposed to what's
crawling all over you now?
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Boy, did we wake up
on the wrong side
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of the litterbox this morning.
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Hey, hey.
Is that Lambert, huh?
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The last time we went fishing,
all he caught was a cold.
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Well, Fensky,
at least I caught somethin'.
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- Yeah.
- Oh-oh!
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Oh! Big one..
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Hi, Mel Fensky.
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Oh, uh, Mel, sorry,
uh, this is Carol, my wife.
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Well, you're kidding me.
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I thought
she was your daughter.
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[laughing]
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Ah, well,
I see you have got your eye
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on this little
four wheel drive number.
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Uh, yeah, well, it's okay,
but we're just looking.
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Hey, well,
you better look fast.
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This one's hotter
than Madonna.
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Can't even keep
these on the lot, huh?
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Psst. Ooh! Watch out!
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Carol, did you hear that?
We're gonna have to move fast.
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Now, watch and learn.
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- We'll take it.
- Ah.
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Frank, wait a minute.
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Uh, how much is it?
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Well, that would be right here
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on the sticker.
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Yeah, well, okay,
nice talkin' with you, Mel.
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Let's go, Frank,
I told you he couldn't beat
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that other guys price.
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- W-what other guy?
- Hey, hey.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Mel Fensky can beat
any price in town.
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Yeah? Can you beat
$1500 under sticker?
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[gasps]
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[laughs]
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Hey, uh, ahem,
last time I got held up
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the guy was wearin'
a ski mask, huh.
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Mel, Mel. Am I wrong?
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Am I wrong or are those
cars out there?
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Unsold cars.
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You know, the sign says,
"Car Sales."
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Maybe it should say,
"Car Parking."
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[chuckles]
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You're not really
his wife are you?
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You're from the main office,
right?
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- Okay, let's go, Frank.
- No, no. Wait, wait, wait.
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Wait, wait. Kidding, kidding.
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[chuckles]
Okay, you got a deal
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let's, uh, wrap this up
while I still got my shirt.
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[chuckles]
Real pleasure meeting you.
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Carol, you are wonderful.
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Who? Little old me?
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[chuckles]
Come on, Scarlet
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let's buy ourselves
another buggy.
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[giggling]
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Wow! What a cool car.
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Is it yours?
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Well, um, uh, not yet.
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Uh, not until tomorrow.
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Well, um, I'm free
tomorrow night.
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Do you wanna go out
for a burger or something?
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Oh, sure.
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Great. You can pick me up
in your new car.
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Well, um, uh,
I'm putting in a sound system
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and it might take a while
to install
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those, uh, 22 speakers.
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No car, no date.
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Uh, pick you up at 8:00.
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[instrumental music]
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So what time are Penny and
Norbut coming over for dinner?
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Oh, about 7:00, mom.
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Norbut's working late,
he has to bury Dawsey Fipps.
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- Oh, did she die?
- I hope so.
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[door opens]
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[exhales]
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Phew!
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Well, look at all the food.
What's the occasion?
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Penny and her new beau,
Norbut Shubb, are joining
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you and me for dinner tonight.
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Honey, I don't want
to eat with Norbut Shubb.
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- Why?
- Well, he's a mortician.
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He gives me the creeps.
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Well, Penny likes him
and that's what's important.
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Carol, he touches
dead people all day.
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Good, then Penny will seem
so much more lifelike.
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[instrumental music]
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The table's all set, I just
have to find the candle sticks.
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Look in your hand, Penny.
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[shriek]
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Oh, I guess I'm just nervous.
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[gasps]
Where's Frank?
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I sent to Pearson's
to get ice-cream.
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Ice-cream!
I forgot the ice-cream.
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Penny, Frank is getting
the ice-cream.
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Right.
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[exhales]
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Mom, where's the tool box?
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J.T. has been
in the bathroom so long
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I'm gonna take the door off.
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In the beauty shop,
under the sink.
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Let's put out the appetizers.
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Where're you going?
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Out.
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[scoffs]
With who, Cher?
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Well, if you're so smart,
why don't you figure it out?
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Oh, this is gonna be tough.
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Let's see, you must have a date
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because you finally
took a shower.
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You reek of cheap aftershave
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which means you want her
to think you shave
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which means you want her
to think you're older.
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And you just took the keys
to mom's new car.
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I'd like to solve
the puzzle now.
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You have a date
and you're picking her up
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in mom's new car.
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"Johnny,
tell her what's she's won!"
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A little louder, Dana.
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[scoffs]
This is great, pinhead.
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You don't even have a license.
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Oh, you're gonna
rat on me, aren't you?
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I could but where's the fun?
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I think I'm gonna
let you take the car.
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Oh, you think
I'm gonna screw up, don't you?
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[scoffs]
I have no doubt.
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And when you do,
there's no telling the hours
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of pleasure I will derive
from your punishment.
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Who knows, you could end up
in military school.
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Oh, I'm shaking in my boots.
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Buckle up.
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[instrumental music]
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[giggling]
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- Uh, more shrimp, anyone?
- Uh, don't mind if I do.
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So, Penny,
are you weighing my offer?
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- Uh..
- An offer?
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Oh, what offer is that?
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Norby asked me to work
part-time at the mortuary
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doing nails and comb outs.
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00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,146
[Penny giggling]
257
00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:55,802
Now, Penny, don't expect tips.
258
00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:57,542
We get a lot of stiffs.
259
00:11:57,629 --> 00:12:00,241
[giggling]
260
00:12:00,328 --> 00:12:02,199
Can you believe
he's always like this?
261
00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:03,592
[giggling]
262
00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:05,115
I can.
263
00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:10,817
Oh, nice job
of deveining, Carol.
264
00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:18,433
Say, Frank, we're having
a end-of-the-year casket sale.
265
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,870
You know,
making room for the 92s.
266
00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:21,871
Have you given
any thought to where
267
00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:23,438
you'll be spending eternity?
268
00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:24,918
You mean this isn't it?
269
00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:27,050
[chuckles]
Norbut, has anybody ever told--
270
00:12:27,137 --> 00:12:28,791
Frank, Frank,
uh, c-could you talk
271
00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:29,792
with me in the kitchen
for a minute?
272
00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:30,924
Y-yes.
273
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,363
I wonder what they're
gonna do in the kitchen.
274
00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:37,844
[giggling]
Nothing we can't do here.
275
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:38,975
[giggling]
276
00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:43,893
Norbut Shubb is our guest.
277
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:46,156
- Can't you at least be polite?
- Polite?
278
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:47,767
Honey,
we invited him to dinner
279
00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:50,682
and he just tried
to sell me a casket.
280
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,250
It's like he is saying
they're waiting for me to die.
281
00:12:55,731 --> 00:12:58,081
Frank, I understand
but all I'm asking
282
00:12:58,168 --> 00:13:00,605
is for two hours out
of your life, two hours.
283
00:13:00,692 --> 00:13:04,174
Now, I know that Norbut
can be a teeny bit irritating
284
00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:07,525
but he does have a quality
I've never seen in a man.
285
00:13:07,612 --> 00:13:10,398
- What?
- He likes my sister.
286
00:13:12,574 --> 00:13:13,488
Well, then, let's party.
287
00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:14,532
[laughing]
288
00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:17,535
[instrumental music]
289
00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:21,975
[Penny and Norbut giggling]
290
00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:23,237
[Frank gasping]
291
00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:24,891
What year is this?
292
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:28,895
- Having a good time, Frank?
- Oh, the best.
293
00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:30,940
[laughs]
294
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:32,420
Al.
295
00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:33,987
Do your dad a big favor.
296
00:13:34,074 --> 00:13:35,902
Go out there and talk
to Norby just for minute.
297
00:13:35,989 --> 00:13:39,340
- No way, dad.
- I'll give a $1000.
298
00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:43,648
- Nah.
- Ugh!
299
00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:46,651
- Dana.
- Don't look at me, Frank.
300
00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:49,263
- Here's the coffee.
- Oh.
301
00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:53,745
Why me?
302
00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:57,488
Ooh, I like the sound of that.
303
00:14:01,318 --> 00:14:02,537
Bad date?
304
00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:06,410
[gasps]
It's the car, isn't it?
305
00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:07,716
What happened?
306
00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:08,760
A ding?
307
00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:11,067
A dent?
308
00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:13,200
What?
309
00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:15,767
Stolen.
310
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,036
Stolen?
311
00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:27,997
Mom's brand new car stolen?
312
00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:32,088
Aah! It doesn't get
any better than this.
313
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,485
- I'm dead.
- Ugh.
314
00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:40,009
Well, you're in luck, there's an
Undertaker in the living room.
315
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:47,451
Dana, I've been looking
all over for you.
316
00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:50,237
Well, you found me.
Now, it's your turn to hide.
317
00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:54,197
Codeman, you gotta help me.
318
00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:57,287
I drove Carol's car to the
Burger Barn and now it's gone.
319
00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:59,899
No way. The Burger Barn's gone?
320
00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:02,075
[sighs]
321
00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:08,037
Dude, I'm gonna miss
those curly fries.
322
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,519
Not the Burger Barn.
323
00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:13,303
Carol's car, somebody stole it.
324
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:16,089
- Who?
- I don't know who.
325
00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:19,092
That is why it's stolen.
326
00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:21,572
Cody, you've got to help me
find it.
327
00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:23,270
No problem, cuz.
328
00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:25,359
I'll find those wheels, huh.
329
00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:27,361
The Codeman can find anything.
330
00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:28,884
[scoffs]
331
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,581
Oh-oh, my chicken.
332
00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:31,974
[chuckles]
333
00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:35,630
I've been looking
all over for this.
334
00:15:43,203 --> 00:15:44,508
Let's see.
335
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,163
You're in deep trouble
336
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:49,078
and he's your only hope.
337
00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:54,301
This just keeps getting
better and better.
338
00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:57,260
[instrumental music]
339
00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:01,177
[instrumental music]
340
00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:04,659
Yeah, they're all fascinating.
341
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,227
But if I had to pick
a favorite organ
342
00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:08,968
I'd have to go with the liver.
343
00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:12,580
Holds the most embalming fluid
and it goes down
344
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:13,929
a flight of stairs
like a slinky.
345
00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:21,981
- Was it something I said?
- Who cares.
346
00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:26,986
- Frank, I--
- Carol.
347
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,204
I can't take one more second
348
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:30,032
of Captain Casket in there.
349
00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:31,729
I can't stand him either.
350
00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:33,079
Let's get rid of him.
351
00:16:34,384 --> 00:16:35,385
Did you say
"Let's get rid of him?"
352
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:36,996
As quickly as possible.
353
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:39,259
God, I love you.
354
00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:41,217
[moans]
355
00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:52,054
Ahem, listen,
uh-uh, Norbut, Penny.
356
00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:53,316
We're gonna
have to call it a night
357
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:55,536
because, uh, Carol's not
feeling well.
358
00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:56,885
Oh, what's the matter?
359
00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:58,930
She has a terrible stomach ache.
360
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,542
Uh, it's a headache actually.
361
00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:04,632
It's shooting, uh,
up and down through her, uh..
362
00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:06,938
We're gonna have to get her
to bed that's all, okay?
363
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,288
- Uh..
- Come on, honey.
364
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:09,637
Gee, uh, thanks for coming.
365
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:12,988
Well, thanks
for a lovely evening.
366
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,990
Hope you feel better, Carol.
367
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:16,818
Now, Frank, you give me a call.
368
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:22,215
- Anybody's seen Cody?
- Uh, no, pal.
369
00:17:22,302 --> 00:17:24,086
I haven't seen him.
370
00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:26,349
Aunt Penny, you're leaving?
371
00:17:26,436 --> 00:17:29,222
Norbut can't go
without seeing mom's new car.
372
00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:31,398
New car?
Oh, I'd love to see that.
373
00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:34,357
Uh, dad?
374
00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:37,186
Uh, I've to tell you somethin'.
375
00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:39,188
I drove the car.
376
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:42,148
- What?
- Oh! What?
377
00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:45,238
You drove mom's new car?
378
00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:51,722
Mom, I forget,
does J.T. have a license?
379
00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:53,507
Hey, everybody.
Uh, say, Carol.
380
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:55,726
You got to be more careful
where you park your car.
381
00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:59,513
I almost ran into it, huh.
In the driveway.
382
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,646
[Carol]
In the driveway, what was
my car doing in the driveway?
383
00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:06,346
That's what I was
trying to tell you.
384
00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:11,220
I drove the car
out of the garage..
385
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:12,830
...and washed it.
386
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,833
You what?
387
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,749
Tsk. I'm sorry I didn't ask
permission, Carol.
388
00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:20,534
I know I did wrong.
389
00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:23,319
Tsk. Oh, no.
390
00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:27,106
Oh, that is so sweet, J.T..
391
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:30,935
'Alright, let's go see the car.'
392
00:18:35,636 --> 00:18:37,246
[laughing]
393
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:40,031
You should've nailed me
when you had the chance.
394
00:18:40,945 --> 00:18:42,469
Well, there she is.
395
00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:49,258
Carol, that looks
like your old car.
396
00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:50,607
It is my old car.
397
00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:52,653
You brought back
Carol's old car?
398
00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:56,004
- Where's my new one?
- You got a new one?
399
00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:58,354
[chuckles]
Cool.
400
00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:01,140
J.T., I think you better
explain yourself.
401
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,190
Okay.
402
00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:11,280
See, I met this really hot girl
at the car dealership
403
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,064
and she said
she wouldn't go out with me
404
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,588
unless I picked her up
in Carol's new car.
405
00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:15,763
What?
406
00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:18,244
You don't even
have a license, pal.
407
00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:20,855
That's not even the bad part.
408
00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:22,161
While we were at the Burger Barn
409
00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:24,859
somebody stole Carol's car.
410
00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:27,470
What? It was stolen?
411
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:31,518
My brand new car is stolen?
412
00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:32,954
- Frank, what're we--
- Uh, Carol, Carol, Carol.
413
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:35,783
I'll take care of this.
414
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:39,308
Penny, Norby,
uh, would you excuse us?
415
00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:40,962
Oh, sure.
416
00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:43,530
Thanks for
a wonderful evening, guys.
417
00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:46,707
[Norbut]
'Come on, honey.'
418
00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:48,056
Let's drive
by the emergency room
419
00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:49,405
and see if I have to work
tomorrow.
420
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:58,371
Whoa, dude, that's what it
was doing at the used car lot.
421
00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:01,112
I thought they stole this car.
422
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:05,116
Hey, wait a minute,
I just stole this car.
423
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,945
I better go turn myself in.
424
00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:09,686
Hey, maybe there's a reward.
425
00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:11,079
[chuckles]
426
00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:17,216
Frank, I think we should
call the police.
427
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:20,262
Carol, that won't be necessary.
428
00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:22,699
While I was out getting
the ice-cream tonight
429
00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:26,050
I saw J.T. drive up
to the Burger Barn.
430
00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:28,618
The car wasn't stolen,
I took it, it's in the garage.
431
00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:34,407
- Why did you do that?
- To teach you a lesson, pal.
432
00:20:34,494 --> 00:20:36,017
[Dana]
Here it comes.
433
00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:37,410
I've been waiting
for this moment
434
00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:39,325
ever since J.T. took the car.
435
00:20:41,631 --> 00:20:43,372
Wait a minute.
436
00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:45,766
You mean you knew
J.T. took my car
437
00:20:45,853 --> 00:20:47,333
and you didn't tell me
about it?
438
00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:50,423
[sighs]
439
00:20:53,904 --> 00:20:55,384
I was torn.
440
00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:57,081
I felt a certain loyalty
441
00:20:57,168 --> 00:20:59,083
to my beloved stepbrother.
442
00:21:01,085 --> 00:21:03,784
Yeah, right. Okay, let's go.
443
00:21:03,871 --> 00:21:05,829
Come on, we're going
to discuss the punishment
444
00:21:05,916 --> 00:21:08,005
for being an accessory
to a crime.
445
00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:12,836
Boy, that Dana sure
is a troublemaker, huh, dad?
446
00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:14,273
[chuckles]
447
00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:20,017
Don't push it, J.T.
448
00:21:20,104 --> 00:21:21,497
I'm sorry, dad.
449
00:21:21,584 --> 00:21:22,716
This was a biggie, wasn't it?
450
00:21:22,803 --> 00:21:26,241
Ooh, it ranks right up there.
451
00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:28,330
Listen, son,
I know you really wanted
452
00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:30,724
to date this girl
but if she only wanted you
453
00:21:30,811 --> 00:21:33,509
for your car, was it worth it?
454
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,338
Well..
455
00:21:37,992 --> 00:21:39,298
No, I guess not.
456
00:21:41,604 --> 00:21:43,040
Son..
457
00:21:43,127 --> 00:21:45,216
...you could've
really gotten hurt.
458
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,915
Or you could've
hurt somebody else.
459
00:21:48,002 --> 00:21:50,483
Now, I know it's difficult
when you're only 15
460
00:21:50,570 --> 00:21:52,659
but you got to start
using your head.
461
00:21:53,703 --> 00:21:55,226
I will, dad.
462
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,576
[sighs]
463
00:21:56,663 --> 00:21:59,187
Oh, this isn't over yet, J.T.
464
00:22:00,623 --> 00:22:02,886
Did you say something
in there about
465
00:22:02,973 --> 00:22:04,845
washing Carol's new car?
466
00:22:04,932 --> 00:22:06,325
Dad, it's brand new.
467
00:22:06,412 --> 00:22:08,109
It doesn't even have
a speck of dirt on it.
468
00:22:08,196 --> 00:22:11,547
And it's not going to because
for the next six months
469
00:22:11,634 --> 00:22:14,158
you're gonna wash it,
every Saturday night.
470
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,337
Saturday night?
That's date night.
471
00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:19,599
Hey, I'm just getting started.
472
00:22:19,686 --> 00:22:21,644
There's six other days
in the week.
473
00:22:21,731 --> 00:22:23,994
Now, Sunday morning,
you're gonna get up bright
474
00:22:24,081 --> 00:22:27,215
and early and change the dirt
in all the house plants.
475
00:22:27,302 --> 00:22:30,218
[instrumental music]
476
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:35,049
[music continues]
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