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[theme music]
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Okay, guys,
now be completely honest.
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Look at this ad.
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Do I look like
this model or not?
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- Not.
- Ugh.
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How can you say that?
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Everyone at school says
I look just like her.
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Are you kidding?
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Her eyes are bigger
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her hair is shorter
and she's blonde.
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Okay. But other than that,
we're practically twins.
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Oh, hi, guys.
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You'll never guess
what happened at work today.
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Plumber showed up on time?
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Get serious, pal.
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Now, somebody called me
from that television show
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"America Up Close."
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They're doing a special
on blended families.
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- What's a blended family?
- That's us, Karen.
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Our family living
in the same house
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with these cave people
because mom fell in love
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with Fred Flintstone.
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No offence, Frank.
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None taken, Bamm-Bamm.
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Anyway, they want us to be one
of the families on the program.
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They're gonna be here tomorrow
morning to film our segment.
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Alright, we're gonna be
on national TV.
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- Alright.
- Alright.
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Exposure on national television.
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Why, this could be the break
my modelling career needs.
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I see myself living in New York.
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I see myself
helping you pack.
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[theme song]
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[screaming]
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♪ The dream wide broken ♪
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♪ Seemed like all was lost ♪
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♪ What would be the future ♪
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♪ Could you pay the cost? ♪
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♪You wonder ♪
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♪ Will there ever be ♪
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♪A second time around? ♪
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♪ Whoa-a whoa-a ♪
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♪ When the tears are over ♪
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♪ And the moment has come ♪
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♪ Say My Lord
I think I found someone ♪
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♪ You know it will be better ♪
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♪ 'Cause you're
putting it together ♪
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♪ For the second time around ♪
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♪ We got the woman and man ♪
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♪ We got the kids and the clan ♪
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♪ Only time will tell 'em ♪
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♪ If all these dreams
fit under one umbrella ♪
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♪ Step by step day by day ♪
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♪ A fresh start over ♪
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♪ A different hand to play ♪
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♪ The deeper we fall ♪
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♪ The stronger we stay ♪
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♪ And we'll be better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪
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♪ Step by step day by day ♪
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♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ A fresh start over ♪
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♪ A different hand to play ♪
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♪ Only time will tell ♪
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♪ But you know what they say ♪
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♪ We'll make it better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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Hey, honey,
oh, you'll never believe
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who's gonna be
on "America Up Close."
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- Cher.
- Huh, no.
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- Donald Trump. Julia Roberts.
- No.
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Kitty Kelly, The Judds.
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One Judd. Give me a hint, Frank.
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Us, the Lamberts
and the Fosters.
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- What?
- Yeah, honey.
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They're doing a special
on blended families
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and they asked
if we'd be a part of it
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and I said, "Sure, why not?"
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Oh, Frank, this is so exciting.
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Oh.
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That is my favorite show!
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Well, next
to "The Young Riders."
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[gasps]
Oh, I've gotta tell someone.
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Mom, mom, mom!
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[grunts]
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[chuckles]
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That's pretty neat, huh?
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- Neat?
- Yeah.
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Not to me, Frank.
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Huh, I do not want
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TV cameras all over our house.
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I do not want
our privacy invaded.
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Honey, we have six kids.
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We have no privacy!
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Frank, call them up
and tell them no.
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Well, what's the problem?
Why don't you wanna be on TV?
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Frank, we've only been
married two months.
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We barely know each other.
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Our kids fight all the time
they can't stand each other.
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Oh, yeah,
but everybody's kids fight.
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Yeah, well,
let them be on TV, Frank.
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I do not wanna share my problems
with the whole world.
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You've got to get us
out of this.
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Well, n-normally
I-I would do just that, honey
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but there's a little problem.
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You signed somethin',
didn't you?
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[sighs]
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Boy, you're really
gettin' to know me.
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[laughs]
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- Frank, how could you do this?
- No.
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Carol, it's gonna be alright.
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Now, I'm gonna talk
to the kids and tell them
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they have to be
on their best behavior.
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Oh, well, that oughta
whip 'em into shape.
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Carol,
they really wanna do this.
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And it's the first time
they've agreed on anything.
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- So, what do you say?
- Aah!
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I think it's a terrible idea.
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I think you're making
a huge mistake.
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And we're all gonna look like
bumbling moronic fools.
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Oh, I knew you'd get behind it,
honey.
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I don't get it, dad.
Why do I have to get dressed up?
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'Cause Carol wants us
to look good
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when this thing is on TV.
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Do I have to wear a tie?
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You should be thankful she
didn't ask you to wear a mask.
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Hey. Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
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Remember, we're gonna try
and keep a lid
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on the wise cracks, okay?
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[doorbell rings]
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- That's them, I'll get it.
- Okay.
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No, no, no, you know, uh..
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- You should get it.
- Okay.
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No, no, wait,
I'll-I'll-I'll get it.
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- Okay.
- Mom. Mom, mom, mom.
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Relax. I'll get it.
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Okay.
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- Hey, Dana!
- Hey, Cody!
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Dana?
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What? I smiled.
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[sighs]
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Hi, Cody,
how come you rang the bell?
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You always used
to just walk right in.
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Oh, well, I never came in
the front door before.
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[laughs]
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Pretty nice place.
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Hey, Dana!
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I know how much you
like those big words.
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[chuckles]
So I bought you a dictionary.
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Thanks, I was running
out of names to call you.
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Well, there's some
pretty good ones in there.
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[doorbell rings]
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- 'I'll get it.'
- Oh, okay, okay.
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Hi, I'm Roger Keith,
I'll be producing
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your segment
of "America Up Close."
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- Ye-yeah.
- Oh, hi, Frank, how are you?
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Come in, come in.
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Roger, uh,
this is my wife, Carol.
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Hi.
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[chuckles]
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And this is my son, J.T.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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And, uh, that's Dana.
And my nephew, Cody.
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Roger is here to do
a television interview with us.
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[chuckles]
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No way!
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[chuckles]
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- You work in TV?
- Well, uh, yes, yes, I do.
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[chuckles]
There's somethin'
I always wanted to know.
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How come
there's no Channel 1?
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Well, uh, what do you say
we get started, okay?
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Okay.
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Alright, guys, come on in.
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W-well, what do you want us
to do?
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Well, just what you usually do.
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I-I want you to completely
ignore these cameras
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and just go about
your daily lives.
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Carol, I need help
in the beauty shop.
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[gasps]
Wow! Men.
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Fresh ones.
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Well, if we're supposed
to go about our daily lives..
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[chuckles]
...hair is my life.
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Uh, no, no,
hair is not my life.
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Uh, my family is my life.
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A-and yeah, of course
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Frank's family is my life too.
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It's not like I have two lives.
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[laughing]
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Would you excuse me?
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[screams]
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She just gets a little nervous
around the cameras.
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Oh, sure,
everybody does at first
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but, uh, listen, I've produced
hundreds of these segments
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and I've noticed a very
interesting phenomenon.
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After a little while
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people completely
forget about the camera
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and become totally themselves.
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Hello, everyone.
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Franklin, are these
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the television people
you spoke of?
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Yes, yes, they are.
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Who are you?
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Oh, Franklin, I love your wit.
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If I'm needed..
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...be out on the terrace..
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...breathing,
touching, feeling
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'cause living life
is my obsession.
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[instrumental music]
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And as a b-blended family
we find that dinner
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is one of the most important
times of the day.
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It's a time to share,
and a time to connect.
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H-honey, honey, honey..
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...we're supposed to pretend
they're not here.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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- I'm sorry.
- Honey.
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They're not here.
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Oh, I'm sorry,
I said I'm sorry.
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Phew!
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Oh, this is going to be hard.
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Here for the phone!
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- I called it!
- Too bad, I got here first.
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Who are you gonna call?
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None of your friends
know how to use the phone.
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Oh, at least I've got friends.
Who are you gonna call?
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1-800-bow-wow, huh?
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Ow! Don't pull my hair!
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Ah! Aah!
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[groaning]
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[chuckles]
They don't usually
act like this.
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They're just showing off
because you guys are here.
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Ow! You bit me!
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[both screaming]
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Excuse me.
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Come. Come.
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- Come here, you little--
- Go on catch me!
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Now, wait, wait, wait, wait,
a minute. What's going on here?
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She stole my favorite scarf!
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I didn't steal it.
I borrowed it.
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[chuckles]
Oh. They're just kidding.
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Come on, Al,
give her back the scarf.
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I don't want it now.
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A pig's been drooling
all over it.
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Oh, you mean,
one of your boyfriends wore it?
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- I'll scratch your eyes out!
- Oh, you might break a nail.
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- Honey, honey.
- Argh!
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Stop it, stop it,
stop it, stop it.
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[guitar music]
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♪ Dana Dana Dana Dana ♪
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♪ Your eyes are so blue ♪
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♪ Dana Dana Dana ♪
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♪ Your skin is so ♪
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♪ New ♪♪
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That is the worst song
I have ever heard.
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[scoffs]
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You haven't heard this one yet.
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- That is it!
- Hey, I like his music.
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You would, you're a jerk.
259
00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:36,173
Hey, don't call
my brother a jerk!
260
00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:38,523
- Why don't you butt out?
- Why don't you butt out?
261
00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:39,916
- Why don't you move out?
- Fine!
262
00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:42,876
[clamoring]
263
00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:46,880
Quiet! Time out! Cool it!
264
00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:48,751
Turn off the camera!
Everybody sit down!
265
00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:52,755
- Except you, Frank!
- Oh, yeah.
266
00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:02,939
I want to see you
in the other room, now!
267
00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:07,552
- Not you! You!
- Oh.
268
00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:12,427
Frank, I don't want to say
I told you so.
269
00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:15,125
Yes, I do. I told you so!
270
00:12:15,212 --> 00:12:17,432
Carol, I'm sure the cameras
are going to catch everybody
271
00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:19,390
in a better mood tomorrow.
272
00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:22,089
No one is going to catch me
in a better mood tomorrow.
273
00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:24,352
Everything I was afraid
would happen has happened.
274
00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:26,963
Honey, they are just kids
acting like kids.
275
00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:28,791
[sighs]
Our families hate each other
276
00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:31,359
and the whole world's
gonna see it on TV!
277
00:12:31,446 --> 00:12:33,056
Well, not
the whole world, honey.
278
00:12:33,143 --> 00:12:34,666
Just the English speaking
part of it.
279
00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:38,496
I just can't take it anymore,
Frank. I just can't take it.
280
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:41,586
If I see one more cameraman
in my face, I'm gonna scream.
281
00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:44,764
I wouldn't turn around.
282
00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:48,332
[screams]
283
00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:49,594
[Frank]
'Hey, Carol,
where are you going?'
284
00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:52,119
Someplace
where I can be alone.
285
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:53,294
My bedroom!
286
00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:58,603
[chuckles]
She meant our bedroom.
287
00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:01,781
[Carol]
'Not tonight, bucko!'
288
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:09,266
[laughs]
289
00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:12,922
Oh, women.
Always kiddin' around.
290
00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:14,097
Are you taping this?
291
00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:17,666
[instrumental music]
292
00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:21,670
[instrumental music]
293
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:32,855
I think I'll just
have some coffee.
294
00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:43,083
Mom, could you take me
to the mall?
295
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:45,346
Karen, I am not your chauffeur.
296
00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:48,001
From now on, if you want
to go someplace, take the bus.
297
00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:50,525
The bus?
What if someone sees me?
298
00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:53,920
[sighs]
Well, that's just a chance
you'll have to take.
299
00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:55,791
I am going for a walk.
300
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:56,966
Oh, you want some company?
301
00:13:58,446 --> 00:14:00,535
Yeah, right. I-I'll catch up
with you later.
302
00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:03,973
Hey, dad,
can I borrow five bucks?
303
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,322
I want to play
some video games.
304
00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:07,281
J.T., I gave you
your allowance.
305
00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:09,152
If you can't live on it,
get a job.
306
00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:11,067
That goes for the rest of ya.
307
00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:12,808
Anybody needs me,
I'll be in the living room.
308
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:13,983
Making my bed.
309
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:17,639
What's the matter with dad?
310
00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:18,640
I've always
been able to squeeze
311
00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:19,989
a few bucks out of him.
312
00:14:20,076 --> 00:14:21,512
Mom's never asked me to take
313
00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:24,689
public transportation before.
314
00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:26,561
That's 'cause
your mom's so uptight.
315
00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:29,303
She wasn't uptight until
all these cameramen moved in.
316
00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:30,304
'You know what I think
we should do?'
317
00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:35,657
I think we should
talk about this later.
318
00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:40,444
2 o'clock in the beauty shop.
319
00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:42,403
Bring your Cro-Magnon family.
320
00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:51,151
Man, for a geek, she's got
a pretty mean headlock.
321
00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:53,109
[instrumental music]
322
00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:57,940
I'm really the most boring
person in the family.
323
00:14:58,027 --> 00:14:58,985
Ask anybody.
324
00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:01,291
Oh, I trust you, kid.
325
00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:03,641
Hi, I'm Penny
326
00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:06,079
Carol's younger sister.
327
00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:09,082
Oh! Oh, feel those biceps.
328
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:10,431
Do you work out?
329
00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:13,303
'Not that it matters. Oh..'
330
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:14,696
Are you sure
you weren't followed?
331
00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:17,438
I was. But Aunt Penny
cut 'em off with a pass.
332
00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:21,355
Maybe one of these days
she'll complete one. Oh!
333
00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:23,531
Excuse me, but I've got
eyebrows to pluck.
334
00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:25,011
Can we get this meeting started?
335
00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:28,579
Okay, we've gotta talk
about the way
336
00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,625
my mom and your dad
are fighting.
337
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:32,279
Isn't fighting a good thing?
338
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:34,585
It could break them up
and end this nightmare.
339
00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:37,632
The problem is, they're not
fighting enough to break up.
340
00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:39,112
They're just fighting enough
to get cranky
341
00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:41,418
and make our lives miserable.
342
00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:42,680
Well, we've got to do something.
343
00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:44,639
I haven't been shopping
since yesterday.
344
00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:48,686
Hey, maybe the reason
they're fighting
345
00:15:48,773 --> 00:15:50,514
is because we're fighting.
346
00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:52,908
Brilliant, Sherlock
and when 20 million people
347
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:54,866
see us doing it on TV
348
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,347
Frank and mom are really gonna
make our lives miserable.
349
00:15:57,434 --> 00:15:59,088
So, what can we do?
350
00:15:59,175 --> 00:16:00,829
If you want to get mom
and Frank off our backs
351
00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:03,571
we've got to come off like
the perfect blended family.
352
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,487
Well, I'll give it a shot.
353
00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:11,579
Hello, Dana, you certainly
look lovely today.
354
00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:13,233
Why, thank you, J.T.
355
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,974
is that your head,
or did your neck throw up?
356
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:16,758
- Hey!
- Hey!
357
00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:17,802
Sorry.
358
00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:22,590
Force of habit.
359
00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:25,114
[sighs]
This is gonna be hard.
360
00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:28,074
[instrumental music]
361
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:32,774
[chuckles]
So, how are things
with you and the missus?
362
00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:37,561
You'll have to ask her,
she's not talking to me.
363
00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:40,651
[scoffs]
Don't worry about it,
Uncle Frank.
364
00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:43,219
The meaner they are,
the more they love ya.
365
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:48,703
Well, just look at me and Dana.
366
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:58,147
Hello, Carol.
How was your day?
367
00:17:01,585 --> 00:17:04,066
Hello, Carol.
How was your day?
368
00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:06,460
Fine, Cody.
369
00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:09,028
Alright, well, I softened
her up for you, Uncle Frank.
370
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:11,030
Go for it.
371
00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:15,817
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
372
00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:20,561
Carol, you're just
being silly.
373
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:31,180
Al, I really
appreciate you going
374
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:32,616
to the fabric store
with me today.
375
00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:34,096
I just couldn't
make up my mind
376
00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:35,924
between the emerald green
and the teal.
377
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:38,405
Well, Karen, I see your problem.
378
00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:41,669
I mean, you look fabulous
in everything.
379
00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:43,801
[Karen]
'Oh, Al, you are so sweet.'
380
00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:46,804
Well, I guess some of you
was just rubbing off on me.
381
00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:48,415
[laughing]
382
00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:54,986
Who were those kids?
383
00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:59,513
I don't know.
I'm going to find out.
384
00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:05,693
Boy, I'm glad you guys finally
got home. I was worried sick.
385
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:08,304
Oh, J.T., you don't have
to worry about us.
386
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:10,393
I can't help it.
You're family.
387
00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:15,181
Here, Al.
You can be the top hat.
388
00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:17,705
I know it's your favorite
monopoly piece.
389
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:19,924
Gee, thanks.
390
00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:23,319
You know, Dana, I've always
wanted an older sister
391
00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:25,234
and now I have two.
392
00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:27,062
I am so blessed.
393
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,936
What is going on here?
394
00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:33,851
Yes! Yes!
395
00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:36,115
- Ow.
- Boy, that's great, Brendan.
396
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:39,074
When I was your age, I couldn't
even get 10,000 points.
397
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:41,076
Mark..
398
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:44,253
...you're letting somebody else
use your video game?
399
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:46,081
Not just someone else.
400
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,431
My bud. My pal. My stepbro.
401
00:18:48,518 --> 00:18:49,476
[chuckles]
402
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:53,915
[clears throat]
403
00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:54,959
Hold it!
404
00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:58,920
Darn. Almost a clean getaway.
405
00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:00,965
Alright. Sit down.
406
00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:07,450
Carol and I couldn't help
but notice
407
00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:09,583
how well you kids
are getting along.
408
00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:11,106
Well, why shouldn't we, Frank?
409
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:13,282
We're just one big happy family.
410
00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:17,895
Yeah, right.
Well, we wanna know why.
411
00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:20,028
We're not going to tell.
412
00:19:20,115 --> 00:19:22,900
And nothing you say
will make us talk.
413
00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:24,902
Say goodbye
to your video games.
414
00:19:24,989 --> 00:19:26,469
Okay, okay.
What do you wanna know?
415
00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:31,344
[dice rattles]
416
00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:32,345
[chuckles]
417
00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:38,046
Oh, brother dear..
418
00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:40,918
...you've mistakenly moved
five places instead of six.
419
00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:44,139
And what a co-incidence.
Six sends you directly to jail.
420
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:48,491
Oh, no, dear stepsister,
I definitely moved six places.
421
00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:51,102
Perhaps you were counting
with your bad eye.
422
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,456
Perhaps you were counting
with your bad brain.
423
00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:02,810
So we figured if we
pretended to get along
424
00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:05,769
you guys would stop fighting
and get off our backs.
425
00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:08,598
Is this true, Brendan?
426
00:20:08,685 --> 00:20:10,687
I'm taking
the Fifth Commandment.
427
00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:17,520
Alright, you're free to go.
428
00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:20,044
Uh, but don't leave town.
429
00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:22,830
Boy, you sure crumbled
like a cookie.
430
00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:24,658
Give me my game. Ugh!
431
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:32,361
Well...this is pretty sickening.
432
00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:35,973
Our kids are in the other room
pretending to like each other.
433
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:37,888
But I thought
that's what you wanted.
434
00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:39,238
I don't want them to pretend.
435
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,152
I want them
to really like each other.
436
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,286
Oh, Carol, that's gonna
take some time.
437
00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:46,810
Which is exactly why I didn't
want those cameras in our house.
438
00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:49,770
I mean, we're just learning
to live together, Frank.
439
00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:51,685
I don't wanna be
under some microscope.
440
00:20:53,164 --> 00:20:55,123
I really messed things up,
didn't I?
441
00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:58,039
Oh, Frank, I wouldn't say that.
442
00:20:58,126 --> 00:20:59,997
I just don't know
another way to say it.
443
00:21:06,003 --> 00:21:08,092
I hope you can find it
in your heart to forgive me.
444
00:21:10,051 --> 00:21:12,271
I love you, Carol.
445
00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:13,881
And I really hate that couch.
446
00:21:17,841 --> 00:21:20,409
Frank, I hate when you do that.
447
00:21:20,496 --> 00:21:22,019
What?
448
00:21:22,106 --> 00:21:24,326
Oh, you look at me
with that cute face
449
00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:27,895
and those sad little eyes,
and then you apologize.
450
00:21:27,982 --> 00:21:30,071
It makes it impossible for me
to stay mad at you.
451
00:21:30,158 --> 00:21:32,160
And I really wanna stay mad
at you for a while.
452
00:21:35,903 --> 00:21:37,208
Does that mean you forgive me?
453
00:21:50,004 --> 00:21:51,658
Oh, yeah, I forgive you.
454
00:21:51,745 --> 00:21:53,050
[sighs]
455
00:21:57,011 --> 00:21:59,013
I really like
makin' up with you.
456
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:01,885
[chuckles]
457
00:22:01,972 --> 00:22:04,584
Me too. Hey, let's go watch
our kids be nice to each other.
458
00:22:04,671 --> 00:22:06,368
Yeah, we may not
get another chance.
459
00:22:06,455 --> 00:22:09,110
Really.
460
00:22:09,197 --> 00:22:11,199
[J.T.]
'You wanna park right?
You're gonna park right?'
461
00:22:11,286 --> 00:22:12,374
Here, take the whole block!
462
00:22:14,768 --> 00:22:17,118
Well, it sure is nice to see
463
00:22:17,205 --> 00:22:20,730
the kids being themselves again.
464
00:22:20,817 --> 00:22:23,385
And just think, Frank,
through the magic of television
465
00:22:23,472 --> 00:22:25,039
we'll be able
to relive this moment
466
00:22:25,126 --> 00:22:27,389
over and over and over.
467
00:22:27,476 --> 00:22:30,349
[instrumental music]
468
00:22:54,721 --> 00:22:57,593
[music continues]
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