All language subtitles for Step.By.Step.S01E06.WEBRi264-ION10

[theme music]

Oh, what a beautiful morning.

You know, I was thinking
maybe we could do

something as a family.

You mean, your family
and our family together?

What a great idea!
Not.

[both laugh]

Well, what about
the rest of you?

When pigs fly.

No way.

Get real, mom. Ugh.

Well, Brendan,
I guess that leaves

just, uh, you and me, huh?

But, Carol, Billy's pet turtle
got run over by a car.

And I wanna see it before
he throws it in the garbage.

Well, wouldn't want you
to miss that.

Bye.

Brendan, I-I'll go with you.

[theme song]

[all screaming]

? The dream wide broken ?

? Seemed like all was lost ?

? What would be the future? ?

? Could you pay the cost? ?

? You wonder ?

? Will there ever be ?

? A second time around? ?

? Woah-oh woah-oh ?

? When the tears are over ?

? And the moment has come ?

? Say My Lord
I think I found someone ?

? You know it will be better ?

? 'Cause you're putting it
together ?

? For the second time around ?

? Ooh ?

? We got the woman and man ?

? Oooh-oooh-oooh ?

? We got the kids in a clan ?

? Oooh-oooh-oooh ?

? Only time will tell ?

? If all these dreams
fit under one umbrella ?

? Step by step ?

? Day by day ?

? A fresh start over ?

? A different hand to play ?

? The deeper we fall ?

? The stronger we stay ?

? It will be better ?

? The second time around ?

? Step by step ?

? Day by day ?? Day by day ?

? A fresh start over ?

? A different hand to play ?

? Only time will tell
but you know what they say ?

? We'll make it better ?

? The second time around ??

[theme music]

[instrumental music]

Oh, come on, Dana,
I may be gone all week.

This is the last chance
you're gonna get

to watch me demolish
a building.

Cody, the only way I'd watch
that is if you were inside it.

It's a deal!

[chuckles]

That was a joke.

Oh, yeah, I get it.

Hey, you're pretty funny.

[laughs]

Oh, what a beautiful morning.

Oh, Cody, just the man
I've been looking for.

Don't forget, next week
are the Port Washington

annual family games.

[gasps]
Oh.. Oh, that sounds like fun.

Mother. Tug of war?

The three-legged race?
Pie eating?

These things
are for people named Clem

who marry their cousins.

Now, I will have you know

the Lambert family
have been the champions

for three straight years.

Hm, I rest my case.

Oh! Uncle Frank.

I'm sorry, I'm not gonna be
able to make it.

I'm tearin' down
a Mr. Doughnut in Green Bay.

[chuckles]
Tcha. I totally forgot.

[Cody laughs]

Cody, I'm gonna miss you.

Nobody can catch
a greased pig like you can.

Now, Uncle Frank,
you're embarrassing me.

[laughs]

You're embarrassing all of us.

Hey, Dana, wait up.

Oh, Frank, this is great.

You know, I've been looking
for something

that we could do together
as a family

and these games
sound perfect.

You mean, your kids
on the same team with my kids?

Well, yeah, I mean,
I know my kids

aren't very athletic,
but with you as their coach..

You're right, honey,
I-I am a great coach

and there's a reason that
the Lamberts have been champions

for three straight years.

Oh, good.
I'll go tell them.

The reason is,
your kids weren't on the team.

[instrumental music]

Dad, you're not serious
about letting Carol and her kids

be a part of our team,
are you?

They're a part
of our family now.

Why shouldn't we
give 'em a chance?

Because they're a bunch of weak,
dorky, wuss, stink-o geeks.

Just a personal opinion.

Well, have a little faith.

Everybody's got some
kind of talent.

Coach Lambert here
is going to find it.

Well, you better find it quick.

Remember the Larson family
last year?

Yeah. They almost beat us.

Yeah, but they didn't beat us
and you know why?

Because we're lean, mean,
fighting machines. We're..

[in unison]
Lamberts!

- Oh!
- Alright!

Carol and her kids
are just as tough as we are.

Do we have to do this?

I've got a paper cut.

Aw, and it's right
on the knuckle.

Aw.

Look, we'll call
911 later, okay?

Come on, let's huddle up.
Everybody.

Huddle up, here we go.

Huddle up, let's go.
Great.

[chuckles]

- Okay.
- Oh, I hate my life.

Oh, don't be such a weenie.

Have some fun.

Oh, great.
Now, I'm a weenie.

What events are you good at?

Modesty. I like that.
Modesty is good.

Alright, let's just,
uh, go right

to the, uh,
apple dunking, okay?

Oh, sorry.

Uh, any volunteers?

Alright, Mark.

I love that can-do spirit.

Here, you just step right up
there, okay?

Now, you have got 30 seconds

to get as many apples

out of the water as you can

using only your teeth.

Are you ready? Go!

Come on, Mark.
You can do it, Mark.

You can do it.
Come on, Mark.

'You can do it, Mark.
You can do it.'

- 'Come on, Mark.'
- 'Unhinge that jaw, boy.'

[Carol]
'You can do it, Mark.
Mark!'

- 'No pain, no gain.'
- 'Mark? Mark? Mark!'

[coughing]

Did I get any?

No, honey,
but it was a really good try.

Who wants to be in some stupid
competition anyway?

It's archaic and boorish.

Yeah and it ruins your hair.

Guys, come back.. Ugh..

Guys, come here.
G-guys.

Don't worry, Frank,
they'll be in this.

Well, coach, now what?

Well, I just think it's time

we, uh, stepped up
the conditioning program.

I think it's time
to cut down the squad.

You're right.
I'll go talk to, Carol.

Oh, Carol.. Ugh..

I, uh, kinda gotta, s-sorta

talk to you about something.

Well, that's good
because I have to talk

to you about something too.

Okay, uh, you go first.

Well, my kids
wanna quit the team.

They do?

Oh, well, that's a shame.
That's a doggone shame.

That's what that is.

Well, they feel
they're not good at this

and they don't enjoy it.

So, what's the point?

Yeah, gee, that's just
the way it goes sometimes.

But I said Frank is right.

We are a family. We do things
together or not at all.

So, we are playing
on this team

and that is final.

- You said that?
- Yes.

- D-did they hear you?
- Yes.

And I told them they are lucky
to have you as a stepfather.

I mean, these family games
have been a tradition

in the Lambert family
for years

and now you want us
to be a part of it

because we are
your family too.

Well, I don't wanna
force your kids

to do something
they don't wanna do.

Frank, you know, I know

that my kids
are not very athletic

but thank God

I'm married
to a mature man

who really knows
what matters.

I am not all that mature, honey.

Yes, you are.

Otherwise, I wouldn't find
you so irresistible.

[laughing]

Oh, Frank, you know

tonight after the kids go
to sleep

maybe you and I could workout
a little too.

[chuckles]

Ah!

Oh, son, uh..

Sit down.

So, did you tell them
they're cut from the team?

Uh..

J.T., some day
when you grow up

get married

you're gonna see that
you can't always get everything

exactly the way you want.

You understand?

- Yeah, I understand.
- Good.

He wimped out!

[instrumental music]

[indistinct chatter]

Why are we even bothering
to sign up?

With Carol and her kids
on the team

we'll never beat
the Larson family.

Now, wait a minute, J.T.

The mature man realizes
that family togetherness

is more important
than winning.

Someday, I hope to be
that kind of man.

Don't look now, dad.
The Larson's just showed up.

[all laughing]

They're even bigger
than last year.

[all laughing]

- 'Oh!'
- 'It's the Lambert's.'

Hey, there, Lambert.

Why don't you just give up now

and save yourself
the agony of defeat?

What you're talking about,
Larson?

You were the ones who were
defeated three years in a row.

Yeah, yeah, well,
all that does was to

give us a little more motivation
to try harder this year.

[indistinct chatter]

Big deal, so your boy's been

pumping a little iron.

That's my daughter.

[gasps]

You know, dad, there is
a certain dignity in giving up.

No, no, J.T.

Don't worry, Larson.

We Lambert's have a few tricks
up our sleeves too. Heh.

Hi, Frank.
Well, here we are .

Your lean, mean,
fighting machine.

This must be your, uh,
blushin' bride then, ah?

This is my wife, Carol,
her daughter, Dana

and this strappin' young lad
is Mark.

Yeah, well,
it's nice to meet you.

You certainly have
a beautiful family.

Puny, but beautiful.

[indistinct chatter]

Well, we are just here to have
fun regardless of who wins.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
who cares who wins, huh?

[laughs]

Right, Larson's?

[all laughing]

Well, they seem
like a nice family.

Nice family?

They're gonna eat us
for lunch.

[instrumental music]

That's right, Frank, come on!

'Come on, J.T!'

That's right, Frank, come on!

[crowd cheering]

Ever notice how they look more
like their pig every day?

[instrumental music]

[all cheering]

[dings]

[all cheering]

- Come on, Mark.
- You can do it.

[indistinct chatter]

[crowd laughing]

Did you see that?

[instrumental music]

Alright, as soon as he hands
you the baton

run like the wind.

Got it.

Go.

- Go.
- Time-out. I broke a nail.

[instrumental music]

Hi, Frank.
Did you hear the good news?

We're in second place.

[chuckles]
Second place.

Oh, that's really neat.

Of course, it's not as neat
as being in first place.

But hey, I like to experience
all kinds of new things.

Losing this competition
is something

I've never experienced.

Wait a minute.

Frank, I may be way off

but I am sensing
a certain dissatisfaction

with second place.

Oh, boo, it slipped out.

But I thought you agree that

family togetherness
is more important than winning.

Carol, let me
explain to you.

I'm a contractor.

There's not a lot of pats
on the back in my line of work.

When I walk down the street
people don't say

"Hey, Frank,
atta way to drywall!"

When I win this contest

for a couple of weeks

everybody says

"Hey, Frank, way to go.
You're number one!"

Carol, I like
those two weeks.

But what about teaching our
children how to work together?

Well, can't we do that tomorrow?
Today, I really wanna win!

Hey, come on, it's time
for the three-legged race.

Come on, I'll tie you guys up.

Frank Lambert, this is
aggressive, macho behavior.

And if you ask me,
I think you should get in touch

with your feminine side.

I don't have
a feminine side.

If I did
I wouldn't touch it.

You're impossible.

Okay, so I got a little macho
in me. I'm a man.

I like sports.
I wear a tool belt. I spit.

Now you know it all.

- All set!
- Let's go.

[groaning]

Get off of me!

[Mr. Larsson]
'Inside, outside.'

Inside, outside, inside.

[speaks in foreign language]

Newlyweds.

Rent a room, huh?

[laughs]

Come on, Inga.

Inside, outside,
inside, outside.

[instrumental music]

[crowd applauding]

Alright, in the family games
we're down to two finalists

the Larson's
and the Lambert's.

[all cheering]

The Larson's are ahead by
one point with two events left.

Pie eating contest is next!

[all cheering]

Don't you think Norbert
looks just like Kevin Costner?

Penny, how many times
have I told you

if you're gonna be in the sun
all day, wear a hat.

Hey, loser. It's you and me
in the pie eating contest.

I like my chances with the way
you're stuffing your face.

This? I'm just warming up.

Loser, loser, loser.

Well, it ain't over
till the fat lady sings.

Hey!

Leave my mother out of this.

J.T., your dad wants
to talk to you

about the pie eating contest.

Hi, Karen.

Hi, Leif.

Larson, you're drooling.

More than usual.

[Mr. Larson]
Leif, stop fraternizing
with the enemy.

Coming, papa.

[laughing]

What's his problem?

Oh, he's in love with me.

[chuckles]

[sighs]

How do you know that?

He's always
like that around me.

When I walk by him
in the lunch room he goes numb.

He can't talk, he can't think,
he can't eat.

He's a basket case.

[chuckles]

[sighs]

- He can't eat?
- Yeah. Isn't that silly?

We need to talk.

[instrumental music]

Dad, I've entered Karen
in the pie eating contest.

Karen?

- My Karen?
- J.T., are you crazy?

I've known Karen for two months,
I've never seen her eat.

Trust me,
I've given her a few pointers.

Ladies and gentlemen!

It's time
for the pie eating contest.

[all applauding]

Each person has two minutes

to eat as much
blueberry pie as he can.

Hi, Leif.

Karen?

I don't know how I can win
against a big

strong, man like you.

Huh.

Well, whatever happens
good luck.

She kissed me.

Ladies and gentlemen!

Here are the first pies.

Okay! Ready?

[whistle blares]

[crowd cheering]

- 'Eat! Eat!'
- 'Go! Go, Karen! Go!'

- 'Go!'
- Eat it!

Don't look at her, Leif.

She's a devil woman.

Hey, this is my daughter
you're talking about.

Somebody better eat something
or nobody wins.

Karen, you've got
to eat something. Come on!

Is there sugar in this?

Eat the damn pie!

Ten seconds!

Alright.

Uh..

[dramatic music]

[all cheering]

The winner!

[J.T.]
'Alright!'

[indistinct chatter]

- Okay.
- Congratulations.

Dad, dad! We're tied.

If we win the tug of war,
we're still champs!

Oh, way to go, Karen!

- Right.
- Oh, look at 'em, honey.

They were actually hugging.

You know, you were right.

Seeing you all work together

well, that's just more important

than winning
some stupid trophy.

A-and I would like
to add one thing to that.

If we all work together..

...we can kick butt
and win that stupid trophy!

[all cheering]

[instrumental music]

Is it my imagination
or have they gotten bigger

since this morning?

[whistle blares]

And now the final event!
The tug of war!

The winner will be
this year's champion!

God, he's a hunk!

Alright.

One, two, three..

[whistle blares]

[dramatic music]

[crowd cheering]

[all grunting]

[indistinct chatter]

[upbeat music]

[engine revving]

[female 1]
'The Lamberts are losing!'

Come on! Come on!
We're going down!

Have no fear!
The Codeman's here!

Hold on there, Lambert!

He's not family.

- Dude, I'm her fiance.
- What?

- Hi, honey.
- Pull!

[all grunting]

[crowd cheering]

[crowd applauding]

The winner

and this year's champion
once again

the Lamberts!

[instrumental music]

Okay, squish together, folks

we need a picture
for the newspaper.

You know,
of all the championships

that we've won,
this one is the best!

[all cheering]
Yeah!

Yeah, too bad we had
to win it with a handicap.

- What are you talking about?
- We had to work with you guys.

Pinhead,
if it weren't for Karen

we never would've made it
to the finals at all.

Well, we would've runaway
with the whole thing

if it wasn't
for the prince of dorkness.

[instrumental music]

[clamoring]

[theme music]

[music continues]