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[theme song]
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[all screaming]
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♪ The dream wide broken ♪
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♪ Seemed like all was lost ♪
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♪ What would be the future? ♪
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♪ Could you pay the cost? ♪
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♪ You wonder ♪
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♪ Will there ever be ♪
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♪ A second time around? ♪
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♪ Woah-a woah-a ♪
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♪ When the tears are over ♪
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♪ And the moment has come ♪
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♪ Say my Lord ♪
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♪ I think I found someone ♪
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♪ You know it will be better ♪
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♪ 'Cause you're
putting it together ♪
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♪ For the second time around ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ We got the woman and man ♪
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♪ Oooh-oooh-oooh ♪
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♪ We got the kids in a clan ♪
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♪ Oooh-oooh-oooh ♪
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♪ Only time will tell us ♪
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♪ If all these dreams
fit under one umbrella ♪
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♪ Step by step ♪
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♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ A fresh start over ♪
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♪ A different hand to play ♪
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♪ The deeper we fall ♪
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♪ The stronger we stay ♪
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♪ It will be better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪
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♪ Step by step ♪
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♪ Day by day ♪♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ A fresh start over ♪
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♪ A different hand to play ♪
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♪ Only time will tell ♪
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♪ But you know what they say ♪
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♪ We'll make it better ♪
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♪ Second time around ♪♪
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[theme music]
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[instrumental music]
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Okay, corn flakes
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bran flakes
and sugar flakes.
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Hey, guys.
Glad to have me back?
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We're out of cereal.
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- Oh.
- Ah.
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Here's some Fruit Loops.
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You might need a chisel.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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I am gone a week
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and you kids forget the rules.
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Never leave a dirty dish
in the sink more than four days.
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It's okay.
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When I go to the store today
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I'll buy some more dishes.
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Dad, I don't think
I should go to school today.
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- I have a fever.
- Oh, yeah?
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Hmm. Feels like
a spelling test.
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Come on, Al,
I'll drive you to school.
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I knew I should've gone
with the spastic colon.
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Yeah.
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[clattering]
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[instrumental music]
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Oh, I can't eat.
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I don't know
if my science project
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is good enough.
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Mark, I doubt if the other
kids in fourth grade
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are doing anything
on genetic research.
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Well, you never know.
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Some of these farm kids
will surprise you.
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Oh, no,
I'm getting a major zit.
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Where?
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It's an under grounder right now
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but it's coming.
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Let me know
when it gets here, we'll set
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another place at the table.
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Good morning.
Where's your mother?
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She's got a customer due
in five minutes.
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She's running late, Aunt Penny.
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How can she work in her
own house and be late?
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- Morning, mom.
- Hi!
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Why didn't somebody wake me up?
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It's your first morning
back from vacation.
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- Thought I'd let you sleep in.
- I know.
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But I have an early appointment.
I can't be late.
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Mom, you're a hair dresser,
not a heart surgeon.
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Get some perspective.
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You know, I think
a person's relationship
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with her hairdresser
is very important.
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Of course, you do.
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- Bye-bye.
- 'Bye, mom.'
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You're late.
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- Heavy traffic?
- Yes, yes.
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- Hi, mom.
- Oh, honey.
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- You look great!
- Oh, thanks.
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Yeah.
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How was Jamaica, honey?
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Well, it-it was,
you know, j-just
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Jamaica.
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[chuckling]
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Were there a lot
of gorgeous men?
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Oh, there were all kinds of,
uh, interesting people.
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You met a man,
didn't you?
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Oh, you're right, mom,
she's got that look.
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[yowling]
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What look?
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[laughing]
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Excuse me. Aren't you suppose to
set a timer for this?
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I'm timing it in my head.
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[no audio]
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So, what did this
man look like?
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I did not meet a man.
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I got some sun
and I did some reading.
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- 'What'd you read?'
- Uh--
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She met a man.
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I can tell
she met a man.
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I never meet men.
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And I need a man!
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Dear God, I need a man.
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Hi, Penny.
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[whispers]
Thank you.
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Hi, Frank.
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I have an appointment
with Carol.
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Figures.
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Frank, uh, would you
like some coffee?
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Oh, coffee would be great.
Yeah, you want some help?
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- Sure.
- Okay.
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He's going to help me
get some coffee.
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[exhales]
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[moaning]
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Wait. Wait. Wait.
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Wait, there's something
I have to tell you
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before I kiss you again.
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Okay.
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I want a divorce.
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A divorce?
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We've only been married
36 hours.
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I've had dates longer than that.
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It wasn't your fault.
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I mean, neither of us
could've known
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the other was gonna be
in Jamaica.
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I just don't know why
I did something so impulsive.
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Maybe it was the magic
of the islands
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or those
warm moonlit nights or..
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Maybe it was those big pink
drinks with those
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little teeny umbrellas.
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For me it was that
little teeny bikini.
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[moaning]
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Oh, Frank, I'm just afraid
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that our relationship
is purely sexual.
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Well, we can build on that.
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No, I'd have to think.
I don't even know you.
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Oh, Carol, you know me.
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You've been cutting my hair
for three months.
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You convinced me
to keep the grey hair.
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This is like a fairy tale.
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I mean, who would believe that
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fate would pick up
two small town people like us
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who barely know each other
and throw them together
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on a romantic island?
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[sighs]
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Oh, Carol, to be
perfectly honest
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it wasn't entirely fate.
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It was also Velma.
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My travel agent?
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She told me
where you were going.
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And where you were staying and..
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...what flight you were taking.
But the rest was fate.
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You followed me?
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Yes, and I feel guilty
about that.
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- That's so romantic!
- And proud.
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Guilty yet proud.
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Frank, this is crazy.
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I mean, we've gotten married
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and our kids
haven't even met.
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So we'll introduce 'em.
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What time does school get out?
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No, no.
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I mean, if we had dated
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like normal people
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then our kids could've
gotten used to the idea of us
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as a couple and then
we could've gotten married.
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Oh, I get it.
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I'm with you now.
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All we got is a problem
with timing.
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Yeah, but we've got
a big problem with that.
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Let's say, we don't tell
anybody right away.
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- You got two kids, right?
- Three.
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Three.. Oh, I forgot about
little Mike.
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- Mark.
- Mark. Okay, whatever.
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So, we get the kids together..
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...then we date for a while.
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We'll get engaged and after
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an acceptable period of time
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we'll get married.
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Oh, Frank.
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Oh, that would be
so wonderful.
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So, what is an acceptable
period of time?
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Two, three days?
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[instrumental music]
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[J.T.]
'I was supposed to go
to Wonder World'
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'with Matt and Colly.'
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We're going to a barbecue
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at the Foster's
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and you're gonna have fun
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whether you like it or not.
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[doorbell rings]
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Come on, come on, come on.
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Well, well, well,
uh, Frank Lambert.
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[giggles]
Long time no see.
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- Oh, uh, come on in.
- Yeah, kids, come on. Come on.
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These are my kids,
uh, Karen and Mike.
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Mark.
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Oh, right, Mark.
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These are mine.
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Al, Brendan and J.T.
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Say, hi, kids.
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[all]
Hi.
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And-and,
what handsome boys you are.
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[chuckles]
And, ooh, ooh, ooh,
you are just, oh, very cute.
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[giggles]
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You're very nervous,
aren't you?
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Uh..
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Oh, and here's Dana.
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[gasps]
You!
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Oh, my God!
It's the rat boy.
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Mother, this cretin
put a dead rat in my locker.
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The rat was alive
when I put him in there.
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Your gym socks
must've killed him.
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Hey, hey, great!
You two already know each other.
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I tell you what, why don't
all you kids go on out back
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and talk about what is obviously
a pretty darn interesting story?
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Come on.
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[instrumental music]
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Here you go, sweetheart.
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[gasps]
My, what a pretty necklace.
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I didn't steal it.
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My dad bought it to me
from Jamaica.
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I wanted a Voodoo doll.
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Ooh, Jamaica.
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So, is rare okay?
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- Medium rare for me, dad.
- Okay, you got it.
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What do you think of Carol?
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My advice is date her
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but don't get involved.
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I mean, you don't look half bad
for an old guy.
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You can do better
than that bimbo.
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Hey, you watch your mouth.
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You don't talk about
a lady that way.
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She is not a bimbo.
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She reads books, hardbacks.
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Burgers are ready!
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- He looks good sweaty.
- Will you stop?
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Okay, here we go.
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Oh, look, mom,
we're having ashes for lunch.
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Why do we have to
eat outside?
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Every time we eat outside
I end up with bugs in my teeth.
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Why don't you try chewing
with your mouth closed?
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Why don't you try talking
with your mouth closed?
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Children, time to eat.
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[Karen screaming]
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What? What is it?
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00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:03,853
Mom, look what that midget
did to my dress!
265
00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:05,768
Well, what?
I don't see anything.
266
00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:08,249
There, she squirted ketchup
all over me.
267
00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:10,381
Oh, lighten up.
It was an accident.
268
00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:12,644
If I wanted to get it all
over you, I'd have done this.
269
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:13,776
[gasps]
270
00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:15,212
Stop it, you little criminal.
271
00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:17,214
Hey, don't call my sister
criminal, jerk-face.
272
00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:19,521
[screaming]
273
00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:21,653
You people are savages.
274
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,655
Can't you argue
without throwing food?
275
00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:27,137
[screaming]
276
00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:28,835
Alright.
People are having fun.
277
00:12:28,922 --> 00:12:31,446
I bet you two wish
you were back in Jamaica.
278
00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:36,190
You went to Jamaica together?
279
00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:39,584
No.
280
00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:44,459
N-no, we-we did not go to,
uh, Jamaica together.
281
00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:48,680
Uh, we, we went,
uh-uh, sep-separately.
282
00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:52,510
Oh, God!
283
00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:55,470
Oh, now I get it.
That's why we're here.
284
00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:57,298
You're already dating
the bimbo.
285
00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:59,213
You watch your mouth,
young man.
286
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:00,475
She is not a bimbo.
287
00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:02,129
We are not dating,
we're married.
288
00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:04,087
[gasping]
289
00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:15,925
[instrumental music]
290
00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:21,191
[pickup truck honking]
291
00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:29,852
- Hi.
- Hi.
292
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:35,379
My, God!
Here comes the Joad family.
293
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:38,165
Mom, aren't we rushing things
by letting them move in so soon?
294
00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:40,080
Yeah, mom, don't you think
it's a red flag
295
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:42,647
that these people can just pick
up and move at a day's notice?
296
00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:46,608
Well, some people are simply
297
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:49,393
unencumbered by belongings.
298
00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:54,703
- Hi, honey, I'm home.
- Hi.
299
00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:57,010
Uh, Dana, Karen, go help.
300
00:13:57,097 --> 00:14:00,970
Help?
You mean like lift things?
301
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:02,406
Come on.
Maybe they have a mirror.
302
00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:04,365
You can look at yourself
all the way upstairs.
303
00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:10,327
Well, they seem to be
in good spirits.
304
00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:16,072
[sighs]
305
00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:18,292
[Karen screams]
306
00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:20,598
Mom! Mom!
They brought animals!
307
00:14:23,471 --> 00:14:25,473
What a wuss!
308
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,127
I bet every time
that girl hears thunder
309
00:14:27,214 --> 00:14:28,519
she wets her pants.
310
00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:33,002
[piglet squealing]
311
00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:36,658
Oh, Frank!
312
00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:38,529
I don't think
this is gonna work.
313
00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:41,402
Oh, come on, honey,
of course it is.
314
00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:43,578
Our kids hate each other.
315
00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:46,407
I'm a nervous wreck
an-and to tell you the truth
316
00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:49,671
we just don't like livestock
all that much.
317
00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:51,238
Come on, sit down.
Sit down.
318
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:55,720
You see, now I take
the long view.
319
00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:59,724
Now a week ago, you and I
were raising our kids alone.
320
00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:01,074
We were sleeping alone.
321
00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:03,815
Basically...we were alone.
322
00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:06,949
And fate threw us together.
323
00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:09,386
Well, fate and Velma.
324
00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:14,087
But the point is
now we're not alone anymore.
325
00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:16,002
Now, there are gonna be
some adjustments.
326
00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:19,527
But in the long run..
327
00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:22,486
...you and I
are gonna be very happy.
328
00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:24,445
- You know why?
- Why?
329
00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:27,404
Because we love each other.
330
00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:29,667
Hmm.
331
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:34,324
You're right.
332
00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:35,673
I worry too much.
333
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,762
Okay, everything's
under control.
334
00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:38,850
[both chuckling]
335
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,852
[moaning]
336
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:45,945
[Penny screaming]
337
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:49,252
There is a pig in the shop!
338
00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:50,253
Hi, Frank.
339
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,302
[sighs]
340
00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:57,782
[instrumental music]
341
00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:05,747
Oh, what a great way
to start the day.
342
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:08,097
I took a shower and didn't have
to dry myself with my socks.
343
00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:12,188
Morning, Donna.
344
00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:14,974
Dana.
345
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,106
I'm sorry, I haven't had
my cup of coffee.
346
00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:20,240
It's Carol, right?
347
00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:21,632
[chuckles]
348
00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:26,246
- Frank.
- Hm?
349
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:29,205
Normally, we have breakfast
together as a family.
350
00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:32,382
You do?
351
00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:34,776
How?
352
00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:37,344
We all get up, get dressed
and come downstairs
353
00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:38,693
at the same time.
354
00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:41,043
Huh. That's sounds pretty neat.
355
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:45,395
Hey.
356
00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:47,702
You have a nice day, Dana.
357
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,928
Dad, I don't feel good.
358
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,452
I don't think I should
go to school today.
359
00:16:58,539 --> 00:16:59,540
What's wrong, honey?
360
00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:01,368
There's nothing wrong with her.
361
00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:03,283
She does this a lot.
362
00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:04,762
Well, what is it this time?
363
00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:06,373
Spastic colon?
364
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:07,678
Geography test?
365
00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:09,419
My stomach hurts.
366
00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:10,986
Well, that's because
it's empty.
367
00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:12,553
Here, look, Carol made you
368
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:15,730
a nice, uh, egg thingy.
369
00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:19,429
And you slap it between
two pieces of toast..
370
00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:22,954
It's almost as good as
an Egg McMuffin.
371
00:17:23,999 --> 00:17:26,045
I gotta run, honey.
372
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:29,178
Oh, we'll try that, uh,
breakfast thing real soon.
373
00:17:38,013 --> 00:17:40,668
Oh, you feel warm.
374
00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:43,062
Look, I know
what you're doing.
375
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:44,846
You're trying to act
like my mother.
376
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:46,935
But you're not my mother
and you never will be.
377
00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:48,632
So, just don't worry
about me.
378
00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:52,375
Do you really have
a stomach ache
379
00:17:52,462 --> 00:17:55,291
or are you just trying to
get out of going to school?
380
00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:57,424
What difference
does it make?
381
00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:59,730
No one believes me anyway.
382
00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:01,297
Well, I'll believe you.
383
00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:04,039
It hurts.
384
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:05,084
Well, come on.
385
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:07,129
We're going to the doctor.
386
00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:09,740
[instrumental music]
387
00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:20,621
I don't know what
I was thinkin' about, Carol.
388
00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:23,102
I-if you hadn't have been there
I might've sent Al off to school
389
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:25,365
and her appendix
might have burst.
390
00:18:25,452 --> 00:18:26,975
I wish this zit would burst.
391
00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:35,592
I'm sorry
your sister had to be sick.
392
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:38,987
- Thanks.
- Don't ever touch me.
393
00:18:42,991 --> 00:18:45,341
I sure hope your sister
is gonna be okay.
394
00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:48,562
Having your appendix out
is no big deal.
395
00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:50,520
I had mine out. See.
396
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:55,134
Mr. and Mrs. Lambert?
397
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:56,396
- Yes.
- Yeah.
398
00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:58,659
Alicia's out of recovery
in her room now.
399
00:18:58,746 --> 00:19:00,748
She's a little woozy,
but she's doing just fine.
400
00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:02,706
- Oh.
- Oh. Thank you, doctor.
401
00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:04,578
- That's great news.
- She'd like to see you.
402
00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:05,970
Oh.
403
00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:07,972
I won't be long, honey.
404
00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:10,584
Uh, she was asking
for her mother.
405
00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:13,978
She said that?
406
00:19:14,065 --> 00:19:16,329
She called me mother?
407
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:19,593
Well, actually,
she asked to see the bimbo.
408
00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:23,640
But I assumed it was
a pet name.
409
00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:25,381
[chuckling]
It's a long story.
410
00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:30,169
[door closes]
411
00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:32,997
[door opens]
412
00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:34,999
[indistinct chattering]
413
00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:47,969
Al..
414
00:19:50,058 --> 00:19:51,625
The bimbo's here.
415
00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:55,933
Oh, hi.
416
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,718
Sorry about that.
417
00:19:57,805 --> 00:20:00,808
I was sleepy and I couldn't
remember your name.
418
00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:03,898
Well, it's understandable
seeing as how we only met
419
00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:05,204
three days ago.
420
00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:08,119
Thanks for believing me.
421
00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:11,210
Hm.
422
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:15,039
Look, I know
I'm not your mother
423
00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:17,390
but I'd really like
to be your friend.
424
00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:21,916
Why are you being so nice to me?
425
00:20:22,003 --> 00:20:23,874
They found a tumor,
didn't they?
426
00:20:23,961 --> 00:20:25,615
[chuckles]
427
00:20:25,702 --> 00:20:27,443
No, no, no.
428
00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:29,967
I'd like to be your friend
because that's the first step
429
00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:32,143
in becoming a family.
430
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,494
Now, I know this is all
happening very fast
431
00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:36,539
but I really think
this could be
432
00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:38,889
a very good thing for all of us.
433
00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:41,283
And you know, you and I
do have something in common.
434
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:45,200
We both love your father.
435
00:20:47,158 --> 00:20:51,032
Well, I am gonna be leaving home
in a few years
436
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:53,730
and my dad could use someone
to cook for him in his old age.
437
00:20:56,211 --> 00:21:00,215
Al, if I promise to
be real careful
438
00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:01,608
could I give you a hug?
439
00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:05,612
Well, okay.
440
00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:08,963
But I should warn you,
I could throw up at any moment.
441
00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:12,053
I'll risk it.
442
00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:15,056
[instrumental music]
443
00:21:36,643 --> 00:21:38,297
Will you finish that?
444
00:21:38,384 --> 00:21:39,994
Before I go to
the market for this family
445
00:21:40,081 --> 00:21:41,387
I've got to get organized.
446
00:21:41,474 --> 00:21:44,346
Now, I've got
J.T.'s frozen burritos
447
00:21:44,433 --> 00:21:47,697
and Brendan likes
double stuffed Oreos.
448
00:21:47,784 --> 00:21:51,571
Karen wants
jumbo-sized Clearasil.
449
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,791
Is there anything
you want, Frank?
450
00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:57,881
Yeah.
451
00:22:05,106 --> 00:22:09,110
Frank, the kids might see this.
452
00:22:09,197 --> 00:22:11,678
Well, then let's get it
crossed off the list.
453
00:22:14,289 --> 00:22:16,683
[instrumental music]
454
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,222
[theme music]
455
00:23:00,117 --> 00:23:02,076
[music continues]
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