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[instrumental music]
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World, space,
the final frontier.
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Hey, Galileo,
whatcha doing?
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Looking for your home planet?
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No, we're just scopin' out
the universe. Ha-ha.
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- Hey, I think I see Saturn.
- Are you sure?
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Well, it's got yellow rings.
Check it out.
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Cody, that's McDonalds.
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No way. They opened one up
on Saturn? Tcha.
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Those dudes are everywhere.
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[chuckles]
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[theme song]
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[screaming]
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♪ The dream got broken ♪
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♪ Seemed like all was lost ♪
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♪ What would be the future? ♪
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♪ Could you pay the cost? ♪
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♪ You wonder ♪
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♪ Will there ever be ♪
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♪ A second time around? ♪
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♪ Woah-a woah-a ♪
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♪ When the tears are over ♪
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♪ And the moment has come ♪
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♪ Say My Lord
I think I found someone ♪
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♪ You know it will be better ♪
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♪ 'Cause you're
puttin' it together ♪
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♪ For the second time around ♪
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♪ Step by step ♪
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♪ Day by day ♪♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ A fresh start over ♪
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♪ A different hand to play ♪
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♪ The deeper we fall ♪
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♪ The stronger we stay ♪
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♪ It will be better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪
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♪ Step by step ♪
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♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ We'll make it better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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Big day. My little girl's
taking her SATs.
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I've made a great breakfast
for you.
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Bacon, eggs, toast,
oatmeal, muffins--
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Mom, it's a college
entrance exam.
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You don't get points
for being bloated.
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Oh, but you have to have
a good breakfast.
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This is an important test.
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No, no, no. Not important.
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Critical, essential, vital.
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Dana, relax.
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At least have a muffin.
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You'll get a good score.
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Good?
Good is for losers.
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I need great.
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Otherwise, I won't get into
an Ivy League school
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and I'll just be another
uneducated nincompoop
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who is a drain on society.
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You know, like Frank's kids.
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Is that a no on the muffin?
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- Goodbye, mother.
- Okay.
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Just remember...relax.
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[groans]
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- Carol? Carol.
- 'Hmm.'
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That's it. I have had it.
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Everybody in this house
is taking my clothes
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without asking my permission
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and I'm gettin'
real tired of it.
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This keeps up, I'll be
walkin' around here butt naked.
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I have no problem with that.
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Buck.
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Mm, now, come on, honey,
this is serious.
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I just looked in my closet
and all my sweatshirts are gone.
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My Packers sweatshirt,
my Brewers sweatshirt--
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Frank, Frank,
I'm sure they'll turn up.
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Hey, dad.
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Hey!
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What's the big idea of
taking my sweatshirts
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without asking my permission?
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It's not your sweatshirt, dad,
it's mine.
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No, it's not.
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Then how come I found it
in my closet?
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Here's my theory.
You're a thief.
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Hi, mom.
What's for breakfast?
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Honey, that's my dress.
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Ah, I mean, it's my sweater.
I-I-I..
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Get her, dad, she's a thief.
Show no mercy.
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I can take care of this,
thank you.
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- 'Karen, you can't go in my..'
- Let's go, let's go.
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Wait a minute,
get-get back here, you guys!
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I know where you live!
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Karen, you do know
that this is Frank's sweater.
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Yeah, cool, huh?
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Karen, you don't even
like my clothes.
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Yes, I do.
Just not on you.
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On me, they look great.
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Carol, say something.
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Karen, you look great.
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Thanks, mom. Oh, Frank.
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Do you have a denim shirt?
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I have no idea.
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Well, if you don't,
can you get one?
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I have a date on Friday,
and I know I'd look great in it.
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[instrumental music]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Hi, I am Dana Foster.
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I'm here to take the SAT.
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How nice for you.
We give SATs here.
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Oh, I get it.
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You're just trying
to loosen me up
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'cause I'm nervous.
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Actually, I'm just here
for the overtime
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and I really don't give a hoot
about your emotional state.
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You're one of the thousand
points of light, aren't you?
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No way, dude,
it was gravity the whole time.
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Hey-hey, Dana.
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What are youdoing here?
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And don't tell me
it's to take the SAT.
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Whoa, that was gonna be
my answer.
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I'm kinda stuck now.
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I don't get it.
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Why would a guy who blows up
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stumps for a living,
wanna take the SAT?
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Well, you see, once a month,
I try to do something
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that I've never done before.
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Like last month, I ate nothing
but peaches for an entire week.
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By the way,
that is not a good idea.
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Thanks for the tip.
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Thanks. You're pretty good
at this, huh?
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Hey, pretty cool, huh?
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You, me, sitting
right next to each other.
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Almost like we're
in a drive-in movie.
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Only, there is no movie.
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And we're not in a car.
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And it's daylight outside.
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- And, you know, we--
- Cody.
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This test is very
important to me.
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So, just do me a favor
and leave me alone.
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You got it.
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♪ Get your motor runnin' ♪
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♪ Head out on the highway ♪
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♪ Looking for adventure ♪
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♪ And whatever come.. ♪♪
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No way. Was that out loud?
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[instrumental
"Born To Be Wild"]
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Come on, the coast is clear.
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I don't feel good about
stealing Frank's clothes.
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I'm gonna get caught.
I always get caught.
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I think I'll save some time
and turn myself in now.
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Listen, you little wuss,
you're a witness.
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- You can't back out now.
- And what if I do?
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We'll kill you and bury you
in the backyard.
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Let's pick 'em clean.
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You think he'll notice
if I take his red jacket?
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Please, how will he know?
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[alarm blaring]
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Oh, no, he wired it!
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Every man for himself!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
no, you don't!
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Okay, you little rag pickers,
from now on
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anybody who wants
to borrow my clothes
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has to ask permission first.
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Great! Can I borrow
your red jacket?
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No.
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Anybody else?
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- You made your point, dad.
- Good.
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[beep]
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Here you go, Frank.
I borrowed these.
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You borrowed my boxer shorts?
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Yeah, all the girls
are wearing them now.
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We just stitch up the fly.
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That explains
the little timing problem
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I had with the plaid ones
last week.
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Okay, go, go, go. Go on.
Get, shoo..
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[instrumental music]
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Hardback. Hardback.
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Hardback. Paperback.
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Paperback. Paperback.
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[gasps]
Uh-oh!
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Somebody put a mystery
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in the travel
and leisure section.
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Was that the mailman?
I thought I heard the mailman.
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Was it the mailman?
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Honey, I know you're anxious
about your SAT scores.
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But it's only been three weeks.
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I'm not anxious.
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I just have
a healthy curiosity.
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I thought it was the mailman.
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Okay, everybody, mail's here.
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Give me that!
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Bill, bill..
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Here we go, SAT!
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Dana, would you mind reading
your mail somewhere else?
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- Sure.
- Yeah.
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Well..
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Well, well, well.
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[chuckles]
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- I got a total score of 1270.
- Yes!
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1270? Dana, that's great.
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- It's okay.
- Okay? Okay?
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It says here that your score
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puts you on the 91st percentile.
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Do you know what that means?
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It means if you were
walking down the street
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and you passed a 100 people
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you would've done
better than 91 of them.
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Well, I guess
it's not such a bad score.
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Hey, is the mail here?
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I'm expecting my George Hamilton
home tanning kit.
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No, no tanning kit today, Cody.
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But your SAT scores are here.
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Oh, you mean you get a score?
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[Cody]
Cool.
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- So, Codeman, how did you do?
- I don't know.
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Oh, is a 650 good?
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[scoffs]
A 650?
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A 650?
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Dana..
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Okay, okay.
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Cody.
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Here is what a 650 means.
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Say you're walking
down the street
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and you pass a 100 people?
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You probably did better
than seven of 'em.
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But don't feel bad, Cody.
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How many times in your life
are you gonna pass
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a 100 people?
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Well, thanks, Uncle Frank.
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At least I got a 670
on this other part.
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What other part?
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- You said you got a 650.
- Well, yeah.
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I got a 650 on the verbal
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and I got a 670 on the math.
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See?
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Are you saying you got
a 1320, total score?
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Ah, yeah, okay. Yeah.
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Give me that.
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Cody, you got a 670
on the math, that's awesome.
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Yeah, yeah, well,
Dana's the real math whiz.
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I mean, she figured out that
1320 business just like that.
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This is insane.
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I got beaten
by a guy who thinks
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there's a McDonalds on Saturn.
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I don't get it.
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Allow me to explain.
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If you pass a 100 people
on the street..
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...nine of them
would've done better than you.
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And one of them
would've been The Codeman.
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Oh!
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[instrumental music]
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- Hey, Uncle Frank.
- Hey, Code.
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Want a little watermelon?
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No, thanks, Uncle Frank,
I'm too perturbed for fruit.
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Peaches actin' up on you again?
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I wish it were that simple.
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Cody, what's the problem?
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I thought you'd be happy
getting such a great SAT score.
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Pfft. How can I be happy?
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I mean, if I am as smart
as that test says I am
259
00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:29,112
I gotta re-examine a few things.
260
00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:30,722
I think we all do.
261
00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:36,424
Face it, Uncle Frank,
I'm a condemned man.
262
00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:38,730
I mean, hey, I know it's unfair
263
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,428
but when people know
you have a brain
264
00:13:40,515 --> 00:13:42,822
they just naturally
expect you to use it.
265
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:47,348
And this bothers you?
266
00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:50,525
Bothers me?
Huh, it's a nightmare.
267
00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:52,527
I'm gonna
have to give up demolition.
268
00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:55,312
I'm gonna have to make some
major contribution to mankind.
269
00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:58,533
Like be a scientist,
or a doctor, or..
270
00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:00,230
Oh, please, Uncle Frank,
don't let 'em make me
271
00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:01,841
a brain surgeon.
272
00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:05,148
I'll do my best, Cody.
273
00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:07,455
And that can be
my contribution.
274
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:08,978
Thank you, Uncle Frank.
275
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:11,676
Come on, mom, hurry up.
Let's get going.
276
00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:12,895
Where are you going?
277
00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:16,507
To buy a book of practice SATs.
278
00:14:16,594 --> 00:14:18,683
Dana is having a little
difficulty coming to terms
279
00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:20,381
with her scores, so..
280
00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:21,861
And this is the really
sick part..
281
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:25,516
She insists
on taking them again.
282
00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:27,301
And you are
taking it again, too.
283
00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:30,130
I refuse to believe
that a cheesehead like you
284
00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:31,958
can do better on this test
than me.
285
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,092
She doesn't do gracious well.
286
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,316
What do you think, Uncle Frank?
287
00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:44,187
Should I take that test again?
288
00:14:44,274 --> 00:14:46,015
That's your call, Cody.
289
00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:47,887
I wouldn't make a decision
like that for another man
290
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,845
till I've walked a mile
in his shoes.
291
00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:53,153
Well, if you think
that'll help..
292
00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:01,596
But I wouldn't walk more
than a mile in that left one.
293
00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:03,119
It's got a nail in it.
294
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:07,863
[instrumental music]
295
00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:13,477
Come on, mom.
296
00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:14,609
How long does it take
to add up
297
00:15:14,696 --> 00:15:16,263
a couple of SAT scores?
298
00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:18,569
Stop bothering me
or I'll take off
299
00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:20,310
points for rudeness.
300
00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:23,052
Boy, is she strict.
301
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:29,015
Okay, here they are.
302
00:15:29,102 --> 00:15:31,191
Dana, you'll be happy to know
303
00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:34,803
that you got a total score
of 1350.
304
00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:37,153
1350? Yes!
305
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,633
Justice prevails.
306
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:42,202
Eat my dust, Codeman. Hah!
307
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:46,597
Dana, you really
shouldn't gloat.
308
00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:48,338
After what I've been through
309
00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:50,297
I think I have earned
the right to gloat.
310
00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:52,255
No, Dana, I mean
311
00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:55,041
you reallyshouldn't gloat.
312
00:15:57,652 --> 00:15:59,784
Cody, I have no rational
explanation for this.
313
00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:02,396
But you received
a total score of 1400.
314
00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:04,920
What?
315
00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:08,793
Fourteen hundred?
316
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,273
I did better.
317
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:11,666
[sighs]
318
00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:18,629
Oh, no. It's like my brain
has a mind of its own.
319
00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:25,375
I don't believe
this is happening to me.
320
00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:34,080
You mean Ling-Ling here
still did better than me?
321
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:35,559
I'm afraid so.
322
00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:40,521
Well, who cares about
the stupid test anyway?
323
00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:43,567
Oh, sure.
How do you think I feel?
324
00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:46,744
I'm the one who's stuck
bein' a brain surgeon.
325
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:51,836
Well, I wouldn't take up golf
just yet, Cody.
326
00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:57,755
Oh, great. Now I gotta learn
how to play golf, too. Tcha.
327
00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:06,286
"Lincoln Elementary School.
Honor roll."
328
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:07,896
Big deal.
329
00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:14,816
"Fifth grade. Dana Foster
is an extremely gifted child."
330
00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:18,428
- Hah!
- Dana, what are you doing?
331
00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:20,387
Throwing out all the lies
I've been fed all my life.
332
00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:22,911
Look at this, second grade.
Straight A's.
333
00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:26,393
- What a crock!
- Dan.. Come on, Dana, stop.
334
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:30,527
Mom, Cody scored 50 points
better than me.
335
00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:32,660
- Cody!
- I understand, but--
336
00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:35,010
Co...dy!
337
00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:40,189
What difference does it make
what Cody got on his SATs?
338
00:17:40,276 --> 00:17:42,931
All that matters is what
you did, and you did very well.
339
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:45,586
"Very well" isn't good enough.
340
00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:47,283
Not for somebody who's been
getting straight A's
341
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:48,850
since the first grade.
342
00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:50,939
When it comes to school,
I have to be the best.
343
00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:55,030
- Why?
- Because...I have to.
344
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:56,901
It's who I am. I..
345
00:17:56,988 --> 00:18:00,514
Karen is the pretty one.
I am the smart one.
346
00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:03,125
Actually, I always thought
Mark was the smart one.
347
00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:08,217
Perfect, I've no identity
at all.
348
00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:11,090
Yes, you do.
You are Dana Foster.
349
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:13,440
You are a smart girl.
350
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:16,356
But not the smartest girl
in the whole world.
351
00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:18,880
And you're a pretty girl.
352
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:22,536
But not the prettiest girl
in the whole world.
353
00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:24,320
Is this supposed to make me
feel better?
354
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:28,585
Honey, you are just putting
too much pressure on yourself.
355
00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:31,371
And if you keep this up, you're
gonna drive yourself crazy.
356
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:33,286
What are you saying?
I shouldn't try to do my best?
357
00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:34,939
No, you should try
to do your best.
358
00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:37,159
But just stop trying
to be perfect.
359
00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:38,769
Nothing is perfect.
360
00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:39,944
I don't know
where you got the idea
361
00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:41,903
that things could be perfect.
362
00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:43,383
- From you.
- Me?
363
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:46,255
Mom, you alphabetize the soups.
364
00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:50,085
Well, they-they're
easier to find.
365
00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:53,132
You iron my underwear.
366
00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:55,960
Well, in case
you're ever in an accident..
367
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,614
...it would reflect
on both of us.
368
00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:00,400
Mother..
369
00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:04,099
Okay. Okay, you're right.
370
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:06,493
You come by honestly.
371
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,495
But would you
do me a favor, hmm?
372
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:10,192
Just ease up and accept
373
00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:13,500
that your very best
is good enough.
374
00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:15,719
Because it's more
than good enough for me.
375
00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:19,723
[mellow music]
376
00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:25,903
- Are you straightening my hair?
- No.
377
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,124
I am.. Well, I-I, I was.
378
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:31,082
But I'll, I'll work on it.
379
00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:37,306
[instrumental music]
380
00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:49,188
[sniffles]
Ah, cool.
381
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:59,459
- Hi, Cody.
- Hey.
382
00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:01,722
- Are you still mad at me?
- No.
383
00:20:01,809 --> 00:20:04,333
I was never really mad at you,
I was just mad at myself
384
00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:06,292
and I was taking it out on you.
385
00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:09,730
Oh, I know how that is.
Ha-ha.
386
00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:11,775
One time, I was workin'
on my motorcycle
387
00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:13,516
and I couldn't get it started.
388
00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:15,475
So, I kicked it.
389
00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:17,128
And it started.
390
00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:19,914
Cody, what does that have to do
391
00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:21,872
with what we're talking about?
392
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:24,440
I don't know.
What're we talkin' about?
393
00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:29,053
I don't know why I'm doing this,
but here.
394
00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:30,707
I brought you a gift.
395
00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:32,187
It's a Langley College
catalogue.
396
00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:34,885
Oh, man.
397
00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:36,539
That's right,
I have to go to college.
398
00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:37,932
Ha-ha. Bummer.
399
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,240
What's wrong with
going to college?
400
00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:42,719
Well, I have to
give up demolition.
401
00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:45,374
And I love demolition,
it's a great job.
402
00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:47,724
I mean, nobody gets mad at you
for wreckin' stuff
403
00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:50,510
because your job
is wrecking stuff. Yeah.
404
00:20:52,425 --> 00:20:55,515
So, keep your job
and just take a class or two
405
00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:57,430
to see how you like college.
406
00:20:57,517 --> 00:21:00,824
No way. That's how
they get you hooked.
407
00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:03,653
You take one class
and you do well in it.
408
00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:05,307
Before you know it,
they're saying
409
00:21:05,394 --> 00:21:07,527
"Tsk, Dr. Codeman to surgery.
410
00:21:07,614 --> 00:21:10,443
Dr. Codeman to surgery, please."
411
00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:11,792
Tcha.
412
00:21:14,011 --> 00:21:15,839
Cody, nobody is saying
413
00:21:15,926 --> 00:21:19,234
you have to be a brain surgeon.
414
00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:21,018
In fact,
I'm begging you not to.
415
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,587
But, with test scores like yours
416
00:21:24,674 --> 00:21:27,111
you should at least
give college a shot.
417
00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:29,113
Think of it as an adventure.
418
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,028
Like that peaches thing.
419
00:21:32,682 --> 00:21:35,946
Yeah, I guess it couldn't be
any worse than that.
420
00:21:36,033 --> 00:21:37,948
- I mean, by day three, I was--
- Cody.
421
00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:43,040
Please, no details.
422
00:21:44,564 --> 00:21:47,131
Alright, get in. Sit down. Sit.
423
00:21:47,218 --> 00:21:49,482
Don't say a word. I wanna talk
to everybody at once.
424
00:21:49,569 --> 00:21:51,875
Carol! Karen! Mark!
Come down, please.
425
00:21:51,962 --> 00:21:54,051
- A family meeting.
- What's going on?
426
00:21:54,138 --> 00:21:56,053
I think he's mad 'cause
someone took his stuff again.
427
00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:58,665
- What's wrong, Frank?
- I'll tell you what's wrong.
428
00:21:58,752 --> 00:22:01,798
After all my complaints,
after my security measures
429
00:22:01,885 --> 00:22:05,759
somebody is still taking
my things without my permission.
430
00:22:05,846 --> 00:22:07,500
And I'm going to ask
a very direct question.
431
00:22:07,587 --> 00:22:09,415
I want a very direct answer.
432
00:22:09,502 --> 00:22:11,460
Where are my sunglasses?
433
00:22:13,897 --> 00:22:16,770
[instrumental music]
434
00:22:24,734 --> 00:22:26,127
Thank you.
435
00:22:53,197 --> 00:22:54,721
You rolled off for me?
436
00:22:56,331 --> 00:22:57,985
You're gonna die for me?
437
00:22:59,552 --> 00:23:01,249
[exhales]
438
00:23:04,078 --> 00:23:06,167
[grunts]
439
00:23:06,254 --> 00:23:07,734
You're gonna die for me.
440
00:23:16,743 --> 00:23:19,049
[instrumental music]
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