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God, I hate when they close
the school for no reason.
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Well, there is
a good reason.
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Teacher enrichment?
It's gonna be off the hook.
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You didn't hear this from me,
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but word on the street is
there's gonna be bagels.
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So, now we're stuck with them?Is that even legal?
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Guess that means I'm bringingGraham to the law firm with me.
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And apparently Rory, too,
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because he is obsessedwith some dumb law show.
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It's called "Gavel Town,"
and it's about Deb Schwepps,
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a big-city lawyer
who gets banished
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to a small town
in Georgia.
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Tagline -- "Don't judge her."
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[ Chuckles ] My man.
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My job is nothing
like "Gavel Town."
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Overruled.[ Beep ]
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Woman: Pro bono, you didn't!What's that?
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"LL"? Who's LL?
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Cool J or Bean?
Cool J or Bean?!
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Okay, it's "landlord,"
as in the Winebrary landlord,
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and I haven't opened it yet
because it's scary mail,
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and when I get scary mail,
I have to wait
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until I'm emotionally
ready to read it.
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And I'm thinking I'll be there
in about 10 more business days.
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Well, that's insane.What if it's important?
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Uh, what's important
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is that she's honoring
her own timetable,
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and there's real power in that.
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To which I say, madam...
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[ Clapping ]
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[ Groans ]
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Sorry.
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I've been spending a lot of timeat the Winebrary,
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and it's having
a real effect on me.
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I'm very into
female empowerment now,
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and also I am drunk
most of the time.
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Wait, so you've beenskipping out on work?
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As much as possible.
I just can't face it.
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It's been so awkward
since I broke up with Tracy.
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I have been doing a lot
of pretend phone calls.
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♪♪
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Gary?
Gary, calm down!
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I can help you
land this plane,
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but you gotta
remain calm, okay?
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Gary?
Gary, lower your voice.
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Gary, pull up!
Gary!!
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[ Cellphone rings ]
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I'm sorry, I just couldn'twatch you land another plane.
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Are you almost done
with the toaster?
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Guys, I dated my boss.
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Why did you let me do that?
This is on you.
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Okay, while you were allspellbound
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by his story about toast,I did a thing.
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I opened the mail.
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Turns out that they raisedyour rent two months ago,
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and between the late feesand some other crap,
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you owe 8 grand.[ Gasps ]
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Douglas, this is why
I said don't open it!
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And not to be that guy,
but you also owe me 10 bucks
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from the movies last week.
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[ Slurps ]
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--Captions by VITAC--
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[ Cash register dings]
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I can't believe this.
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Like, what kind of landlord
just raises the rent?
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A good one. I raise the rent
on the shed every year.
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You're not seeing
a dime over 5%.
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Talk to uswhen our lease is over.
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Oh, okay, look,
I'm gonna write you a check,
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and I'm gonna fix this all up,
alright?
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[ Gasps ] Oh, you thinkyou can just solvea woman's problem
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with your checkbook?
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Yes.
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Why don't you swipe
your credit card
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on her ass
while you're at it?
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Will, you gotta
hang out here less.
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Douglas, I don't
need your money.
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I'm gonna handle this
on my own.Okay, option B --
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and I'm sure this isn't
gonna be a crowd pleaser --
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cut your losses and close.Huh?
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Huh?!
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W-What?
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It's the best
business decision.
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Douglas Robert Fogerty.
Close?!
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There is no way in hell
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I would ever shut down
the Winebrary!
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I'm gonna figure this out.
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Yeah,
and I'm gonna help!
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As long as it doesn'tinvolve going near KZOP,
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seeing Tracy,
or making toast.
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That's a realtrigger snack for me.
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Oh, see, my trigger snack
is popcorn.
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It's just like, oh, so g--
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Wait, don't distract me!
Come on, let's go, Will.
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Watch the bar
for me, okay?
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W-W-W-Wait,
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y-you're gonna leave me alone
with these people?
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[ Door closes ]
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"These people"
are regulars.
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Right, right. And what do
they call themselves?
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The, uh -- The Wine-o's?
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Winebrarians.And we run this joint.
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I've seen this
on Animal Planet,
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and I'm the antelope.
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-Objection!
-[ Gasps ]
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Judge, this is a mockery of our judicial system.
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In New York City --
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You're not in New York City
anymore!
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You're in Gavel Town.[ Gavel bangs ]
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You're gonna be
eatin' those words
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with your grits
for breakfast.
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Your mom's officeis nothing like this show.
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Yeah, this place
is the pits.
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Mom, we're bored.
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Well, I'm boredevery day of my life.
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That's why they pay methe medium bucks.
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Hey, hey, hey!Oh, my God.
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Sorry.
I forgot you worked here.
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Yeah, people always
tell me that.
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Anyway, I can't stop
thinking about Poppy.
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I wish we could help her.
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I spent all my money
on my custom calendars.
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"Miggy at Large: 2020."
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This is just youshirtless around the office.
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Right? Plus I added
three new months --
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Monember, Julip,
and February Two.
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[ Gasps ] Oh, oh, oh!
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Hey, maybe we can sell those
and make money for Poppy.
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Miggy, no one wants
to buy a calendar
in late February.
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I mean,the year is basically half over.
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What?Hello, co-workers!
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And co-lurkers.
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My niece is selling
Girl Scout Cookies,
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and I would love it if you --Tell her to go shake it
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outside the grocery storelike everyone else.
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Beat it, Kammy.
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Bye, Kammy.
See you later.
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Oh, my God.
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That's it!
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[ Tin thuds ]
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I have been buying crap
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from my co-workers
for years --
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cookies, wrapping paper,
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magazines because apparentlythose still exist.
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But I've never hit them upfor any cash.
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Today is the day --
we are fundraising
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[Slaps desk]
for the Winebrary!
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I don't know if people
are gonna give us money
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for our friend's
wine/bookstore.
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But what about raising money
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for our beloved
co-worker Dolores
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who's recovering
from a hip injury?
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Hold up, who's Dolores?
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No one.
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I just made her up.
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Angie, you bad.
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Ooh!
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Alright, plan time.
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I just checked
the forecast.
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We got a Category Fivebrainstorm coming!
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Not now, Will,
I'm looking for something.
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Ah-ha!
I found it.
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My engagement ring from Ron.
It's my backup plan.
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I always told myself
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if I got in a pinch,
I could sell it,
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and we're in pinch time,
baby!
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Okay, you know, there'sactually a little part of me
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that thought you were gonnapropose to me right now,
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and my immediate answerwas not no.
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I-I'm gonna blow by that.
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This is worth
a lot of money.
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Ron was a bad husband,
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but he could splurge
on some jewelry.
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Mm.
That and
designer overalls.
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So, we find a jewelry store,
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and I help you
jack up the price.
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I've already got a characterlocked and loaded
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that is going toguarantee you top dollar.
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Fine. But just don't do
your Mrs. Doubtfire voice.
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Honestly?
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I might.
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Don't.
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I might.
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[ As Mrs. Doubtfire ]
Hello!
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[ Normal voice ]
Hello.
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Beautiful, isn't it?And not small.
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[ Chuckling ] I mean,look at what that thing
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did to my finger.
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It's called finger droop.Whoop!
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You want me to look,
or you want me to listen?
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Oh, yeah, you do
your thing. Sorry.
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Um, excuse me.
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I'm developing a headache
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from the glare of
that majestic piece.
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You're not selling it,
are you?
I am.
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Mark Tiffany!
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Yes, that Tiffany.
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I was just doing
my regular stroll
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through the District --
that's what we call
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the Diamond District
in my family.
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That must save you
a great deal of time.
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Mm.
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May I?
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Oh, it's spectacular.
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99-scale capture,
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deep-pressed
water blessings...
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The 4 and 12s are nearly jumpingoff the crest-piece!
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I-It's a wearable miracle!
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I'll give you 200 bucks.
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$200?!
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-What?
-Yeah.
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For the band that holds
that fake diamond.
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What?! It's fake?
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Ron told me he spenta fortune on this.
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Well, uh, congratulations.
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Sounds like you divorced
the right guy.
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♪♪
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Hey, Gabe,
sorry to bother you,
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but we're collecting
money for Dolores.
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Dolores?
Do I know Dolores?
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Of course
you know Dolores.
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She drives
a mid-size sedan,
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loves Showtime.
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She's got a realmiddle-of-the-face kind of nose.
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Anyway, we're -- we're raisingmoney for her hip replacement.
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Yeah, sure, uh -- I got
something here for her.
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[ Money thuds ]
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She's actually gettingboth hips replaced.
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Yeah, she fell
and broke one hip,
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then got up, whoop!
[ Chuckles ]
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Fell and broke
the other one.
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Yeah.
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Then she landed in the toilet,got a staph infection.
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It's tragic.
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So tragic.
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Thanks, Gabe!
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Oh, by the way,
I hope they find your brother.
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[ Scoffs ]
Thanks.
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Yo, you were amazing.
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Where did that story
even come from?
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I don't know!
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It just flowed out of me.
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Am I a master storyteller?
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Should I start hittingopen mics?
Yeah.
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Ha! [ Gasps ]
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Don't give us that look.
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I know lying is wrong,
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but it's for a good cause,
so that makes it okay.
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Spare usthe after-school special.
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We're bored and want in.
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Graham:
And we can help.
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These dimples are
just sitting here,
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ready to make you money.
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As tempting as it isto use your pretty faces,
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that would make me a bad mom --that and the fact
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that I count ranch dressingas a vegetable.
257
00:08:38,430 --> 00:08:39,823
Now, you two run along,
258
00:08:39,867 --> 00:08:40,998
go get yourself
a snack, okay?
259
00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:43,958
Don't worry.
That one's on Gabe.
260
00:08:44,001 --> 00:08:46,569
♪♪
261
00:08:46,613 --> 00:08:48,615
Rory, why did we getone salad
262
00:08:48,658 --> 00:08:50,747
when we could've gotten10 plastic-wrapped apples?
263
00:08:50,791 --> 00:08:52,009
Because I really
want to tell people
264
00:08:52,053 --> 00:08:54,055
that I'm saving space
for dinner.
265
00:08:54,098 --> 00:08:56,187
[ Gasps ]
Oh, no! No!Ooh. Ooh.
266
00:08:56,231 --> 00:08:57,580
I'm so sorry.
267
00:08:57,624 --> 00:08:58,625
Uh...uh...
268
00:08:58,668 --> 00:09:01,323
Here.
269
00:09:01,366 --> 00:09:02,846
Here's $20.You guys get another.
270
00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:04,674
I'm sorry.
Mm-hmm.
271
00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:07,808
Aw, man.
272
00:09:07,851 --> 00:09:09,853
Graham, do you know
what this means?
273
00:09:09,897 --> 00:09:12,639
20 plastic-wrapped
apples?
No.
274
00:09:12,682 --> 00:09:14,771
With that one salad,
275
00:09:14,815 --> 00:09:16,817
we can bleed
this office dry
276
00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:18,122
and help Poppy
save the Winebrary.
277
00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:19,515
We'll bleed them
278
00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:20,951
just like Deb Schwepps'
low-life ex-husband did
279
00:09:20,995 --> 00:09:22,126
on "Gavel Town."
280
00:09:22,170 --> 00:09:23,998
There's scams on
"Gavel Town"?
281
00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:27,610
There's everything
on "Gavel Town."
282
00:09:29,786 --> 00:09:32,746
I can't help but feel like
I'm not welcome here.
283
00:09:32,789 --> 00:09:34,182
Pretty sure
they hate you, Dad.
284
00:09:34,225 --> 00:09:35,836
The one in the glassesis mine.
285
00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:37,751
I wouldn't read into it.
286
00:09:37,794 --> 00:09:39,840
As long as you pour them wine,
they won't hurt you.
287
00:09:42,451 --> 00:09:45,628
Alrighty, ladies.
288
00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:46,673
That'll be $9.50.
289
00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:48,805
[ Chuckles ]
Here you go.
290
00:09:51,329 --> 00:09:52,766
What the hell is this?
291
00:09:52,809 --> 00:09:53,680
A Bess Buck.
292
00:09:53,723 --> 00:09:54,768
Keep the change.
293
00:09:54,811 --> 00:09:55,943
[ Clicks tongue, chuckles ]
294
00:09:55,986 --> 00:09:57,466
[ Women chuckle ]
295
00:09:57,509 --> 00:09:58,902
I mean, really?
296
00:09:58,946 --> 00:10:00,643
Sophie:
It's basically an IOU.
297
00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:03,603
Poppy lets the Winebrarians
use them to pay for drinks.
298
00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:05,605
Here.
It's all in the books.
299
00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:12,176
What?
Wait a minute.
300
00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:14,526
No way, p-peopleare paying for drinks
301
00:10:14,570 --> 00:10:16,659
with folded pieces
of notebook paper?
302
00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:19,662
Good God,
Fran has a deal
303
00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:21,229
where she doesn't haveto pay for drinks
304
00:10:21,272 --> 00:10:23,840
un-- untila woman is president?
305
00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:25,015
No, no.
306
00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:26,843
This stops now.
307
00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:30,847
There's a new sheriff in town.
308
00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:32,632
Buckle up.
309
00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:36,461
♪ I was told all that
glitters isn't gold ♪
310
00:10:36,505 --> 00:10:39,421
Oh, no!
My salad!
311
00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:40,727
Aw!
312
00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:42,685
♪ I'm gonna make that money
313
00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:44,513
♪ Whoo! Come on ♪ Take that money
314
00:10:44,556 --> 00:10:47,429
♪ Laugh all the way
while I bank that money, yeah ♪
315
00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:49,823
Hey there.
Looks like your hips work.
316
00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:51,738
You got money for someone
with two janky ones?
317
00:10:51,781 --> 00:10:53,522
♪ Whoo!
318
00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:55,698
♪ Dollar, dollar, money
make the world go 'round ♪
319
00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:58,483
Hey, helter skelter,back in the van.
320
00:10:58,527 --> 00:11:00,311
♪ ...dollar bills,
ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
321
00:11:00,355 --> 00:11:01,399
♪ Whoo!
322
00:11:01,443 --> 00:11:02,923
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
323
00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:05,186
♪ Money make the world
go 'round and 'round ♪
324
00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:06,709
But I'm so hungry!
325
00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:07,710
♪ Them dollar bills
326
00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:09,756
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
327
00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:11,627
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ Dollar, dollar
328
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:15,413
♪ Everybody says the best
things, you cannot buy ♪
329
00:11:15,457 --> 00:11:17,981
♪ Well, you can keep it, then
330
00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:19,417
Anything for Dolores?
331
00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:21,855
♪ So I'm gon' get that money
332
00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:23,334
Thank you.
333
00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:25,772
♪ Laugh all the way
while I flip that money ♪
334
00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:29,123
[ Laughs ]♪ Ooh
335
00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:31,212
You pee, you pay.
336
00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:34,998
♪ Money make the world
go 'round and 'round ♪
337
00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:36,739
♪ Them dollar bills,
ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
338
00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:41,352
6,998, 6,999...
339
00:11:41,396 --> 00:11:42,963
7,000!
340
00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:46,357
There's 70 bucks here.
341
00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:47,881
That's why I was counting
in pennies.
342
00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:50,013
It's much more exciting.Rory: Did someone say,
343
00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:51,623
"Ain't no scam
like a Rory scam
344
00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:52,973
'cause a Rory scam's
got Graham"?
345
00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:56,541
Oh, my God!
346
00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:59,153
There must be, like,50,000 pennies here!
347
00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,589
Angie:
I know I should be mad
348
00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:02,896
and force you to return this,
but instead,
349
00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:04,375
I'm gonna keep it.
350
00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:05,594
'Cause it's just so flattering
351
00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:07,944
when you see yourself
in your child.
352
00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:11,731
Oh! It istrue!
353
00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:14,168
You raised all this money
for me?
354
00:12:14,211 --> 00:12:15,735
Who the hell are you?
355
00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:17,301
I'm Dolores!
356
00:12:18,346 --> 00:12:21,828
Ohh, so that's where
I got it from.
357
00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:23,830
[ Sighs ]
358
00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:26,397
Pack it up,
Shakespeare.
359
00:12:26,441 --> 00:12:28,573
Amy: Everyone hereis writing a screenplay.
360
00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:31,141
Yeah, you're the oneit's gonna happen for.
361
00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:32,664
Sure.
362
00:12:34,144 --> 00:12:36,407
I think you guysare missing the real point.
363
00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:38,583
The Winebrary
is all about vibe.
364
00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:40,585
It's not supposed to feellike an airport.
365
00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:42,762
Well, maybe it should.
Airports make money.
366
00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:44,372
Vibe don't keep the lights on.
367
00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:46,983
Dude, the regulars
are leaving!
368
00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:48,071
That's okay. Let them.
369
00:12:48,115 --> 00:12:49,159
Sometimes you gotta
prune the vine
370
00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:50,160
to get to the harvest.
371
00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:51,771
Look, if you want
to make money
372
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,076
and turn theminto paying customers,
373
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,556
then I know what to do.
374
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:55,862
But you're not
gonna like it.
375
00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:57,341
Does it involve Enya?
376
00:12:57,385 --> 00:13:00,257
No. It's listening.
Just try it.
377
00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:01,781
[ Sighs ]
378
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:06,002
Ladies, why don't you join me
for a glass of...
379
00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:09,223
Girls Just Wine-a Have Fun?
380
00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:10,877
Oh, come on.Oh, my God.
Ugh.
381
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,356
On the house.
382
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,575
That would be nice.Okay.
383
00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:15,577
-Maybe.
-Okay. Alright.
384
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:18,449
I can't believe that mybackup plan was a fake ring.
385
00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:19,581
Actually, I can.
386
00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:21,235
I mean, I married Ron,for God's sakes.
387
00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:23,150
Then I started a businessthat's now underwater,
388
00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:24,934
and I can't even open mailthat scares me.
389
00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:28,503
Plus, you're wearing two very
similar, but different shoes.
390
00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:30,897
Oh, get it together,Banks!
391
00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,202
See? I'm a mess.
392
00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:33,725
I'm not a badass
businesswoman --
393
00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:35,902
I'm a big dummy whomakes bad decisions!
394
00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:38,034
I hate seeing you
so down on yourself.
395
00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:41,168
It's just, I've been at thisrock-bottom place before.
396
00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:45,912
I remember feeling this lostthe day I decided to leave Ron.
397
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:48,305
It was every woman'sworst nightmare.
398
00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:49,916
You caught him cheating?
399
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,918
No, he bought an alpaca
400
00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:53,267
with the last
of our savings.
401
00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:54,442
Aww.
Alpacas are cute.
402
00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:55,573
Will...
Sorry.
403
00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:57,967
Something inside me
just snapped.
404
00:13:58,011 --> 00:13:59,621
You know what?
405
00:13:59,664 --> 00:14:00,622
No.
406
00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:02,102
[ Alpaca bleats ]No.
407
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:06,019
No, Ron.
408
00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:07,716
It wasthe weirdest feeling.
409
00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:09,370
I'm driving around,and Rory's in the back,
410
00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:10,980
nowhere to go,
no one to talk to,
411
00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:13,896
no idea what I wasgonna do with my life,
412
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,202
and that's when I saw it.
413
00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:16,464
Ah, the Winebrary.
414
00:14:16,507 --> 00:14:19,162
Okay, stop skipping ahead!Sorry again.
415
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:24,167
♪♪
416
00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:30,086
♪♪
417
00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:31,087
Man: You like it?
418
00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:32,306
[ Exhales sharply ]
419
00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:33,611
I love it.
420
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:34,961
How much?
421
00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:36,658
50 bucks.
422
00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:38,529
$50?
423
00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:39,661
That's insane.
424
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:41,141
Look, Team Poppy all day,
425
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:43,665
but maybe your landlord
shouldraise your rent.
426
00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:44,666
Oh, no, no, no.
427
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,189
So, that guy was justa squatter
428
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:47,974
who thought I was
propositioning him.
429
00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:49,323
I met the real landlorda few days later.
430
00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:51,934
Poppy,
do you hear yourself?
431
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:53,196
You took a dark moment
432
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:54,806
and turned your whole life
around!
433
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:56,721
You're right.
I don't wallow --
434
00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:58,071
I face my fears head-on.
435
00:14:58,114 --> 00:14:59,942
I don't need a stupid ringto be my backup plan.
436
00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:01,335
My backup plan is me.
437
00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:04,120
I want to say "Yaaaas queen"
so bad. It's right there.
438
00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:06,166
I appreciate the restraint,
439
00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:08,472
but I thank you for beingwith me today, Will.
440
00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:10,910
Bring it in. Ohh.
441
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:13,216
And you know what?
442
00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:14,957
You've inspired me.
443
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:17,525
I want to try to be
friends with Tracy.
444
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:18,961
I think of
all you've gone through
445
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,571
with Ron and your business
446
00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:22,356
and your current
shoe situation --
447
00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:24,140
Dude, your shoeshave wheels on them.
448
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:26,882
True.
449
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,101
But if you can get through
all of that,
450
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:30,755
then I can get through some
awkward moments with my ex.
451
00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:32,148
Alright!
452
00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:34,194
Take me to KZOP.
453
00:15:34,237 --> 00:15:35,673
I'm ready to
make some toast.
454
00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:37,414
I am so proud of you.
455
00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:40,330
Launch me.
456
00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:46,162
So, after my drinking got the
best of me, my husband left me.
457
00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:47,990
I needed a place to go,
458
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:50,123
and this place
became my home.Wow.
459
00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:52,125
So, you picked a bar.
460
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:55,693
Okay, there's no judgment.
Just listening.
461
00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:57,869
Poppy was really there
for me.
462
00:15:57,913 --> 00:16:02,135
She was my shoulder to cry on.
She was my therapist.
463
00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:03,092
She was my maid of honor
464
00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:05,181
when I married myself
down at the courthouse.
465
00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:08,228
I don't think
I would be alive today
466
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:10,056
if it were not for her.
-Mm.
467
00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:12,884
Well, you know, I-I-I'm justtrying to fix things for Poppy.
468
00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:14,495
You know, I always assumed
469
00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:16,627
that this placewas just paper and grapes,
470
00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:20,153
but I can seethat it's so much more.
471
00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:22,242
Fixingis his love language.
472
00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:23,112
Ohh.
Ah.
473
00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:24,722
[ Chuckles ]My what now?
474
00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:26,289
Oh, it's how you
show people you care.
475
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,248
Right?[ Women chuckle ]
476
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:30,337
But, you know,
since we're on the topic,
477
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,861
maybe you can get
your love languages
478
00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:35,516
to help you pay
your Winebrary bills
479
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:38,040
so Poppy can pay hers.
480
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:39,781
Eh.
481
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:41,174
[ Stammers ]
[ Groans ]
482
00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:43,350
[ Whispering indistinctly ]Douglas:
What are they doing?
483
00:16:43,393 --> 00:16:46,266
Are they gonna turn into
one giant Winebrarian?
484
00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:48,224
No, this is good.
485
00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:49,660
They're considering it.
486
00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:51,227
This is how they decided
487
00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:54,317
to let Miggy jointheir full moondrum circle last month.
488
00:16:54,361 --> 00:16:56,450
How often are you here,
Sophie?
489
00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:57,451
A lot.
490
00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:58,843
My dad hada girlfriend last year,
491
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:01,281
so really lost track
of me.
492
00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:04,110
Man, I can't believe someone
named Dolores works here
493
00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:06,199
and she needed two new hips.
494
00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:09,637
Yeah. I guess that's whythat lie came out so smooth.
495
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:12,248
I'm nota master storyteller.
496
00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:13,554
I'm justa really bad person.
497
00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:14,685
This sucks.
498
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:16,774
We stole that money
fair and square.
499
00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:18,863
She just took it.
500
00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:20,561
Honestly,
I think she's faking.
501
00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:23,129
You know, episode 109
of "Gavel Town,"
502
00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:25,131
"Innocent Until Proven Filthy."
503
00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:27,133
So basically, the --Rory, not right now, okay?
504
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:28,873
We are in crisis mode!
505
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:30,266
Hey, my calendars!
506
00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:35,228
Kammy: Oh, my God.
507
00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:37,752
He's covering his junk
with my work cardigan.
508
00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:41,016
I love it!
509
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,627
He's bench-pressing
my chair!
510
00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:44,933
In June!
511
00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:46,630
That's --
That's my birth month!I know.
512
00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:47,979
Kammy: This calendaris about all of us.
513
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:50,112
I gotta have one.
How much?
514
00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:51,374
20 bucks a pop?
515
00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:52,071
Sold.
516
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:54,116
Yeah, I-I can do that.
517
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,161
-I can do that.
-Yeah.
518
00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:59,295
Miggy, we can charge doubleif they're signed.
519
00:17:59,339 --> 00:18:00,644
-Oh.
-Start signing.
520
00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:02,603
Show these kidshow to forge your signature.Okay, okay.
521
00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:04,692
[ Laughs ]
522
00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:06,215
Hey!Poppy: Douglas.
523
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:07,216
What a day.
524
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:08,696
Oh, you're so peppy.
525
00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:10,219
So, you must have
gotten the rent?
526
00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:13,396
Nope. [ Sighs ]In fact, I lost money today.
527
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,311
Got a parking ticket
downtown.
528
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:17,661
That curb was a big girl.She was red as hell.
529
00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:19,533
So, why are you happy?
530
00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:21,317
Because I rememberedI'm resilient.
531
00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:22,971
I mean,I'll figure out a way
532
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:24,190
to pay for this place.
533
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:26,279
Maybe, you know,get a small business loan,
534
00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:28,107
or start serving cheese.
535
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,673
Wine and cheese
is a thing, right?
536
00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:31,240
Listen to me.
537
00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:33,416
There is no way that
you're losing this business --
538
00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:35,157
not if I have
anything to say about it.
539
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,551
That's right.
I'm a convert.
540
00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:39,988
I love it here.Say what now?
541
00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:42,077
I don't know,
maybe it's a combination
542
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,210
of knowledge and alcohol
because I --
543
00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:45,907
Alright, no.
You know what?
544
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:48,344
I'm not gonna mansplain
your business to you.
545
00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:49,650
You know why it's great.
546
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:52,261
Oh, my God. I am veryturned on right now.
547
00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:53,262
Oh?
548
00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:54,698
And also a little
concerned.
549
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:56,874
Did you vape with Franin the alley? Fran!
550
00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:58,746
I only vape in
the restroom now!
551
00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:02,402
Poppy, you have built this
business from the ground up.
552
00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:04,143
And also there's
an army of people
553
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:06,754
who will fight to make sure
that you can keep it going.
554
00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:09,670
Now, I have been drinking
Chardonnay
555
00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:11,106
for the past six hours,
556
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,238
and I need to lie down.
557
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:13,500
[ Door opens ][ Laughing ] Okay.Miggy: Stop!
558
00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:15,328
Don't lock it down!
559
00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:17,721
Miggy, there's no bulldozer.
It's just a rent increase.
560
00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:19,375
I know.I tried to explain it,
561
00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:21,508
but he just really wantedto see a bulldozer today.
562
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:24,815
Poppy, we come
bearing gifts.
563
00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:26,730
We are proud to present to you
this gift of --
564
00:19:26,774 --> 00:19:28,558
Oh, my God,
you talk slow.
565
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:29,646
Here you go, Mom.
566
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:34,347
Money?
567
00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,610
Oh, my gosh, you guys!
568
00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:39,308
How did you --
569
00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:40,744
Thank you.
570
00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:42,398
Yeah, as muchas I'd like to take credit,
571
00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:45,096
this one was all Miggy.
572
00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:46,402
Fran: Guys,
this calendar is making me
573
00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:49,231
reconsider my stance
on heterosexual sex.
574
00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:50,493
And office work.
575
00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:52,234
[ Sighs, laughs ]
576
00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:53,409
Check this mess --
577
00:19:53,453 --> 00:19:56,282
we are going to startpaying for our drinks now.
578
00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:58,458
With usable cash?
Mm-hmm.
579
00:19:58,501 --> 00:19:59,850
Like, money?
580
00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:01,504
Real money.
581
00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:04,594
This means so much to me.
582
00:20:04,638 --> 00:20:06,509
Thank you, guys.
583
00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:07,858
I really appreciate it.
584
00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:09,295
We got your back, Poppy!
585
00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:11,079
No one yells the thing
we're all thinking like Miggy.
586
00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:12,994
-Damn right!
-We love you.
587
00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:14,387
-We love you, Poppy!
-We love you.
588
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:15,518
[ Indistinct chatter ]
589
00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:17,085
And, you know,
not to be that guy,
590
00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:20,044
but Roryspilled my salad earlier.
591
00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:21,698
It was $15.95.
592
00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:22,656
You ruined it.
593
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,835
[ As Mrs. Doubtfire ]
Hello!
594
00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:29,053
[ Normal voice ] Damn it.
I thought I was ready.
595
00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:30,664
"Hi, Tracy,"
is what I meant to say.
596
00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:31,708
Hi, Will.
597
00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:33,841
That was a really good
Mrs. Doubtfire.
598
00:20:33,884 --> 00:20:35,495
Oh, I know.
599
00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:39,238
Hey, would you like to get
coffee with me sometime?
600
00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:40,282
Just as friends?
601
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:42,415
Are you sure
you're not too busy
602
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:43,851
trying to land
Gary's plane?
603
00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:45,505
Can I be honest
with you?
604
00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:47,463
Gary does not exist.[ Gasps ] What?
605
00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:49,552
Yeah. [ Chuckles ]I am shook!
606
00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:51,641
I'm so sorry
I've been so weird.
Ahh.
607
00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:54,949
I-I just -- I've never
worked with an ex before.
608
00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:58,082
Me neither! I can't believeI dated a co-worker.
609
00:20:58,126 --> 00:20:59,649
Mm-hmm.
Why didn'tmy friends stop me?
610
00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:01,260
That is exactly what
I've been saying.
611
00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:02,478
There's too much interaction,
612
00:21:02,522 --> 00:21:04,654
especially when we'reboth obsessed with toast.Right?
613
00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:06,352
Hey, are you thrown off by
the fact that the new toaster
614
00:21:06,395 --> 00:21:09,006
goes all the way to 10,
so now 5 is medium-brown
615
00:21:09,050 --> 00:21:10,051
as opposed to
the most brown?
616
00:21:10,094 --> 00:21:12,053
It has ruined my life!
617
00:21:12,096 --> 00:21:13,707
[ Chuckles ]
618
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,970
Hey, you guys hear?
619
00:21:16,013 --> 00:21:17,798
Will and Tracy broke up.
620
00:21:17,841 --> 00:21:21,105
I'm Guy McCormick,
and that's the news.
621
00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:24,500
[ As Mrs. Doubtfire ]
Oh, dear.
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