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SEX MACHINE
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Are we at Outer Kawahara yet,
mister?
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One went that way!
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Wait, wait!
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Give us a hand here!
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How long were you watching?
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I saw you peeking.
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You dropped the cricket box
on purpose.
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How long were you watching?
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Yuichiro, be careful!
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Let's kiss.
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Can't you wait?
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Don't you have a husband?
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Husband?
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Your husband.
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His father.
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So what if I do?
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- What is that?
- A janbe.
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- What's a janbe?
- A drum.
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Play it a little.
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Can't you wait?
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Yuichiro.
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See you later.
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See you, Hiroshi.
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SEX MACHINE
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Get out!
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- Yuichiro.
- Yeah?
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The guy who just came over,
is he Haruka's new boyfriend?
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- That's Hiroshi.
- Hiroshi, huh?
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What's wrong with you?
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He's just like your husband.
He'll leave when he gets bored.
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- Maybe so.
- But you'll get bored first.
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Excuse me.
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Yuichiro!
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Hi.
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- Are they mating?
- They're sumo wrestling.
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- Why do crickets wrestle?
- To fight for the female.
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Stay away from cricket sumo.
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Taro brought Haruka a
lot of grief that way.
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Hiroshi, I have to get
back to the post office.
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Haruka!
What the hell is this?
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- Yuichiro, eat up.
- Okay.
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Yuichiro,
let's go to the riverside.
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- Do some cricket sumo.
- Okay, after I eat.
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The cucumber!
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The cucumber is...!
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Hey, Haruka.
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I know you're home.
Haruka.
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Hey, Haruka!
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Haruka!
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Hiroshi, Hiroshi!
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Anzai?
It's Anzai, isn't it!
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Anzai! I bought so many
of your crickets!
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Open the door, damn it!
You bastard!
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- Idiot! Why would Anzai be here?
- Then who is it?
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Move.
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Show your face,
you son of a bitch!
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Stop it!
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- You slept with him?
- Isn't it obvious?
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- Get out!
- This is my place!
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You get out!
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But Yuichiro...
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- I'm his father!
- You're a freeloader!
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- Haruka!
- Get out!
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- I love you!
- It's over!
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Ow!
Ouch!
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Haruka!
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It cost a lot of money
to get here!
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Hey, Haruka!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Go! Come on...
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Go!
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You're hard to beat.
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- Wanna know something?
- What?
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That one you caught,
it's female.
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Horny to the bone.
Always after girls!
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Females have long tails.
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And females don't wrestle.
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Damn it!
Why didn't you tell me!
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Idiot!
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You know,
he's a lot nicer than Taro.
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- We'll see.
- Seems he can get it up too.
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I hope he challenges Anzai
soon.
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Females don't wrestle,
but keep them.
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A male will get stronger
if he has a good mate.
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- Meat!
- But bad mates are trouble.
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If they get upset, they'll
bite and then eat the male.
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Eat him up!
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Here you go.
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- Meat, meat!
- Hey, hands off!
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#Anzai
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We cut the females' tails
and sell them by mail.
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They look like big males
so they fetch a good price.
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You're so cheap.
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I couldn't afford a house
selling crickets otherwise.
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Thanks, as always.
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A loan is a loan.
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Are you still in touch with Taro?
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Yes. He is the boy's father after all.
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- How's the new guy?
- We're getting along.
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When you left Taro, I thought for sure
you'd come to live with me.
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How pathetic. Imagine two failures
like us leaning on each other.
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Have Hiroshi fight this,
my fourth-ranked Yaotome.
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If he wins, he can
fight my champion.
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Give it to him yourself.
I hate bugs.
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You want another broken arm?
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Let me fuck you.
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Go, Kanemoto!
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Don't run away!
What are you doing? Kanemoto!
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Damn it!
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- His leg is ripped off.
- Getting stronger every day.
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Yoshida's still low in the ranks.
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My best, Takayama,
is fasting in my closet.
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- No food for two weeks.
- Takayama's gonna die.
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No he isn't.
Yesterday he bit me.
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He's ready for Anzai.
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Who is this Anzai anyway?
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A real asshole.
He's the champ around here.
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Who cares.
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Let's do it after we eat!
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We'll be hornier if we're hungry.
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What about Yuichiro?
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- Yuichiro!
- Hiroshi!
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Hi!
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So you're Hiroshi.
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After you lose, get lost.
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Takayama, Takayama!
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- He's gone.
- He can't answer you!
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You never know with Takayama.
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Maybe you're right.
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Quit screwing around and look!
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Hey, Takayama!
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Takayama!
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- Find him?
- No.
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Takayama!
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No luck.
You'll have to use Yoshida.
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- Yoshida won't have a chance!
- Two weeks of fasting for nothing!
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- What did you eat today?
- We had tempura soba.
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- Tempura?
- Tempura, with tara buds.
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- What the hell?
- Just hold still!
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Tara plants are out of season.
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But the flavor is close.
I once ate one myself.
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That bitch!
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You surprised me!
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Did you meet Anzai?
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Are you going to duel?
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It's just cricket sumo.
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So you might win.
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Maybe if you hadn't fried Takayama!
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At least tell me before I eat!
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His time was up.
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- What?
- He jumped into the oil by himself.
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And you just watched?
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I felt bad, so I battered
him up and refried him.
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He was double-fried.
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How dare you!
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No wonder he was still
crispy the next day!
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But that's not the point!
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Stop it!
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Did you...
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sleep with Anzai?
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Just once, but I loved him then.
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Can you beat him?
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- I'll win.
- Without a cricket?
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I'll go look for one.
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Go see Taro.
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He's got some strong ones.
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#Sorry for being born
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#Sorry I wasn't up to it
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#Cried the man to himself
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What's your problem?
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Kuniko!
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How's Mommy?
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"Tell Daddy to give me my money!"
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- No kidding.
- Do you mind?
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I want some time alone with him.
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All right, let's go!
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- They sure are tight.
- It still makes me jealous.
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I thought a woman was coming.
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Got all worked up for nothing.
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Don't stare at me!
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Hiroshi!
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What are you doing?
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You got me in the eye!
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All right, here we go!
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I lose!
One more round.
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I can smell Haruka on you.
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Aren't you lonely?
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Won't you marry Haruka?
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I don't know!
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Come inside me.
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Let's get married, Hiroshi.
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I want to be with you!
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Oh! A cricket!
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Wait, wait! Wait!
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You son of a bitch!
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Hey! Yuichiro!
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Hiroshi, I'll see you later.
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- Don't stay out late.
- Okay.
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What's wrong?
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Here.
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Do you like sex?
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Yeah.
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Don't you like anything else?
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Hold it, Anzai!
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Anzai!
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He's not coming back.
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- I know.
- He's just like the other one.
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- Why don't you move in with Anzai?
- Oh come on!
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But what will Yuichiro
do during the day now?
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You won't find any here.
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Ask Mommy to take you
to the graveyard.
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You'll find lots of
tough ones there, okay?
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00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:14,793
Why did Daddy and Hiroshi
get in a fight?
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They're all stupid.
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It's not your fault, Mommy.
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- Yuichiro.
- What?
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You're gonna have a brother.
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Aren't you eating?
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Suit yourself then.
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There's always someone
here during the day.
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One more Yuichiro
wouldn't make a difference.
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What will you do?
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00:48:48,240 --> 00:48:50,390
If you wait,
I'm sure he'll come back.
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- Hiroshi!
- Haruka!
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00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:35,429
What are you doing?
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00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:39,109
I can't swim so I dug a
hole under the river.
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00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:45,951
- What's that?
- Starving, horny female crickets.
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They'll slaughter the males.
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Let them loose inside.
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- That's cold!
- See you.
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Wait!
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Come home. Yuichiro is waiting too.
Let's live together again.
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I can't let them spot me.
Meet you on the other side.
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Yuichiro!
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If you find one with a
long tail, squash it!
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00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:06,192
Look, Yuichiro.
That's the tunnel Hiroshi dug.
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00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:08,796
Yeah.
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00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:17,116
What's with that weird picture?
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00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:21,233
That's the best we could get.
We don't know anything about him.
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00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:26,916
But where did Haruka go?
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00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:30,476
Good question.
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Not much fun, is it?
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00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:17,876
Are you pregnant?
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You can't tell yet, can you?
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- May I touch it?
- Go ahead.
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If I knew this would happen,
I would've gotten married.
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Did you do it with Hiroshi?
250
00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:59,270
Was there an earthquake?
251
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,514
Do you really like him?
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Even though you only met once.
253
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I want in too!
254
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:19,316
Did you hear that?
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00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:21,908
Yeah.
256
01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:48,035
What the hell?
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01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:53,635
I'm in Japan! What luck!
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01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:13,350
Look Mommy, a boat.
259
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:33,356
Hey, isn't that...?
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01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:57,316
It's Hiroshi!
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01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:38,913
What a crowd!
Who the hell are you anyway?
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01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:44,559
Just a freeloader.
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01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:48,070
Hiroshi the freeloader?
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01:02:54,720 --> 01:03:02,673
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