Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:06,543 --> 00:00:08,669
Woman (slightly off-key):
♪ I've been a fool before ♪
2
00:00:08,752 --> 00:00:11,835
♪ Wouldn't like to get my love
caught in the slammin' door ♪
3
00:00:11,919 --> 00:00:15,960
-♪ How 'bout some
information, please? ♪
-Woman: Woo!
4
00:00:16,043 --> 00:00:19,001
Woo! You're fuckin'
killin' it, girl! Get it! Yas!
5
00:00:19,085 --> 00:00:22,335
-♪ Do you really wanna
love me forever ♪
-Man: Oh yeah.
6
00:00:22,418 --> 00:00:24,669
♪ When I'm caught
in a hit-and-run ♪
7
00:00:24,752 --> 00:00:26,835
-(man laughs)
-♪ Woo! ♪
8
00:00:26,919 --> 00:00:28,502
♪ Straight up now tell me ♪
9
00:00:28,585 --> 00:00:31,293
♪ Is it gonna be
you and me together? ♪
10
00:00:32,043 --> 00:00:34,669
♪ Or are you
just havin' fun? ♪
11
00:00:34,752 --> 00:00:36,001
Man: Yeah!
We are now, Beatrice!
12
00:00:36,085 --> 00:00:37,377
-Woo!
-♪ Time... ♪
13
00:00:37,460 --> 00:00:39,752
-(hip-hop music playing)
-(indistinct chattering)
14
00:00:42,418 --> 00:00:44,794
(distant sirens blaring)
15
00:01:02,752 --> 00:01:04,377
Oh, I can't come
to the phone right now.
16
00:01:04,460 --> 00:01:06,627
Yo, shut the fuck up
and let me in.
17
00:01:09,794 --> 00:01:12,752
When were y'all gonna tell me
this was fuckin' goin' down?
18
00:01:12,835 --> 00:01:14,543
I'm up there
listening to Beatrice
19
00:01:14,627 --> 00:01:16,251
start a whole
new genre and shit.
20
00:01:16,335 --> 00:01:18,543
You could've
came down at any point.
No one was stoppin' you.
21
00:01:18,627 --> 00:01:20,377
Yeah, don't be mad
at us, Kee Kee.
22
00:01:20,460 --> 00:01:23,877
I'm not mad at you.
I'm just sayin' like,
I would've liked to know.
23
00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:26,418
Well, now you know,
you can chill.
24
00:01:26,502 --> 00:01:29,794
Yo, do you think it's
kind of weird that Gemma
brought her husband?
25
00:01:29,877 --> 00:01:31,710
-Yeah, yeah.
-Keesha: Oh yeah.
26
00:01:31,794 --> 00:01:33,251
-Right?
-Yeah, I mean,
27
00:01:33,335 --> 00:01:35,126
he does not look like
what I thought he would.
28
00:01:35,210 --> 00:01:37,085
-I mean,
Gemma's fuckin' hot--
-The Guy: No, man!
29
00:01:37,168 --> 00:01:39,293
I just thought
it was just like jurors only.
30
00:01:39,377 --> 00:01:40,710
-Yeah.
-Know what I mean?
31
00:01:40,794 --> 00:01:42,460
He didn't do voire dire.
32
00:01:42,543 --> 00:01:44,335
That's fuckin' weird.
I don't get it.
33
00:01:45,460 --> 00:01:46,335
Ah...
34
00:01:46,877 --> 00:01:48,919
Dude, I'm gonna miss
this shit.
35
00:01:49,001 --> 00:01:52,085
-What? You're gonna
miss jury duty?
-No. Nuh-uh. Mm-mm. Not me.
36
00:01:52,168 --> 00:01:53,960
Dude, I dunno. I feel like
a free man right now.
37
00:01:54,043 --> 00:01:56,418
Whatever, man. I just like
hanging out with you guys.
38
00:01:56,502 --> 00:01:58,543
Aw. Well, we like
hanging out with you too.
39
00:01:58,627 --> 00:02:00,293
Oh, thanks, guys.
40
00:02:00,377 --> 00:02:02,085
Yo, where should
we ash this joint?
41
00:02:02,168 --> 00:02:04,126
-In the cup, in the cup.
-We don't wanna get it
in your car.
42
00:02:04,794 --> 00:02:07,585
My bad. I mean, when
the fuck did you even
get this car, bro?
43
00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:09,085
For my birthday.
44
00:02:09,168 --> 00:02:11,460
It's your birthday!
Happy birthday!
45
00:02:11,543 --> 00:02:13,168
Thank you, man.
46
00:02:13,251 --> 00:02:15,126
-Keesha: I already
told you happy birthday.
-(laughs) Thank you.
47
00:02:15,210 --> 00:02:18,126
That's crazy your parents
gave you this fuckin' car!
48
00:02:18,210 --> 00:02:19,960
Oh shit,
I don't wanna...
49
00:02:20,043 --> 00:02:21,794
I wanna see pictures
of your house, man.
50
00:02:21,877 --> 00:02:24,293
You know it's nice.
We know you got this car for--
51
00:02:24,377 --> 00:02:26,460
Keesha:
Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
52
00:02:26,543 --> 00:02:28,794
-Shit! Oh my God.
Are you okay?
-Cyclist: Yeah, I'm fine.
53
00:02:28,877 --> 00:02:31,460
Maybe you should
sit on the corner
and just--
54
00:02:31,543 --> 00:02:32,794
I'm good, man.
55
00:02:32,877 --> 00:02:34,502
-Are you sure?
-I'm fine.
56
00:02:34,585 --> 00:02:36,752
The Guy:
You might be in shock!
57
00:02:36,835 --> 00:02:38,460
-Aah!
-Keesha: Fuck, man.
58
00:02:38,543 --> 00:02:40,460
She was, like,
wearing a green vest too.
59
00:02:40,543 --> 00:02:41,669
-Keesha: Yeah.
She seemed okay though.
-Roman: You didn't see her?
60
00:02:41,752 --> 00:02:43,335
The Guy:
No, I didn't see her.
61
00:02:43,418 --> 00:02:45,418
-Is your car okay?
-Roman: Yeah, it's fine.
It's fine, bro.
62
00:02:45,502 --> 00:02:47,001
-Okay, I'll be up
in a moment.
-Yeah?
63
00:02:47,085 --> 00:02:48,669
I just gotta take
a walk. Yeah.
64
00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:50,293
-All right.
-The Guy: Okay, see ya.
65
00:02:50,377 --> 00:02:52,543
-All right. Let's go.
-Roman: Yeah.
66
00:02:53,752 --> 00:02:55,835
Damn, man.
That shit was crazy.
67
00:02:55,919 --> 00:02:57,377
On a positive note,
look what I got.
68
00:02:57,460 --> 00:02:58,835
What's that?
Sonia's phone?
69
00:02:58,919 --> 00:03:00,669
-No! You're childish
for that though.
-(laughs)
70
00:03:00,752 --> 00:03:02,627
Keesha:
"Please do not offer
Liza any big snacks,
71
00:03:02,710 --> 00:03:04,210
like ice cream
or slices of pizza."
72
00:03:04,293 --> 00:03:06,460
-Roman:
This is the boring stuff.
-"She does not need them
73
00:03:06,543 --> 00:03:07,794
"and will never
say no to them.
74
00:03:07,877 --> 00:03:09,335
"If she's starving,
she can have
75
00:03:09,418 --> 00:03:11,794
"a Larabar,
a dairy-free yogurt,
76
00:03:11,877 --> 00:03:13,502
or a BjornQorn at home."
77
00:03:13,585 --> 00:03:15,877
A Bjo-- What the fuck
is a BjornQorn?
78
00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:18,835
"Her gym teacher is
already commenting
on her chubby stomach."
79
00:03:18,919 --> 00:03:20,001
-Let me just sho--
-Hey! Hold on.
80
00:03:20,085 --> 00:03:23,210
"And I don't wanna give her
any food slash body issues,
81
00:03:23,293 --> 00:03:26,335
"but she doesn't do
much exercise and is
not exactly skinny,
82
00:03:26,418 --> 00:03:29,710
"so she definitely does not need
all those in-between meals."
83
00:03:29,794 --> 00:03:31,085
All right. We get it.
She's fucked up.
84
00:03:31,168 --> 00:03:33,877
That's fucked up.
Her daughter's literally skinny.
I've seen her.
85
00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:35,752
Okay, look, wait.
This is the good shit. Ready?
86
00:03:35,835 --> 00:03:37,543
I'm gonna show you.
She talked mad trash about us.
87
00:03:37,627 --> 00:03:39,001
-About us?
-Yeah, about us.
88
00:03:39,085 --> 00:03:41,502
What's up?
The party's out here, I see.
89
00:03:42,502 --> 00:03:44,043
It's in, uh, it's in there.
90
00:03:44,126 --> 00:03:45,251
(both laugh)
91
00:03:45,335 --> 00:03:47,001
I'm glad you stayed.
92
00:03:47,085 --> 00:03:49,085
I was disappointed
when I thought you'd left.
93
00:03:50,627 --> 00:03:52,377
-Okay.
-(laughs)
94
00:03:52,460 --> 00:03:54,377
("Rock Lobster"
by the B-52s playing)
95
00:03:54,460 --> 00:03:56,585
-Man: What was it?
-Man 2: It wasn't a rock.
96
00:03:56,669 --> 00:03:59,210
-Woman: Oh, yeah.
-Both: ♪ It was a rock lobster ♪
97
00:03:59,293 --> 00:04:01,627
♪ ♪
98
00:04:02,919 --> 00:04:04,043
Man:
♪ What?! ♪
99
00:04:04,126 --> 00:04:05,877
Both:
♪ Rock lobster ♪
100
00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:08,669
Woman:
Woo! Yas!
101
00:04:09,585 --> 00:04:11,543
Both:
♪ Rock lobster ♪
102
00:04:11,627 --> 00:04:13,669
♪ ♪
103
00:04:15,335 --> 00:04:16,293
Woman:
I like this part.
104
00:04:16,377 --> 00:04:17,960
-Man: Yeah!
-Woman (laughing): Yeah.
105
00:04:18,043 --> 00:04:19,752
What the hell
are you doing?!
106
00:04:19,835 --> 00:04:21,251
You're gonna
get us kicked out!
107
00:04:21,335 --> 00:04:22,960
No, no, you can't smoke
in here, honey.
108
00:04:23,043 --> 00:04:24,585
Seth:
Do those moves.
109
00:04:24,669 --> 00:04:28,085
Seth: Do the moves.
Do the moves I taught.
Yeah, let's move.
110
00:04:28,168 --> 00:04:30,418
You got it.
Oh yeah.
111
00:04:30,502 --> 00:04:32,085
Okay, this is weird.
Okay, let's do it.
112
00:04:32,168 --> 00:04:34,752
Oh yeah.
Back and forth.
113
00:04:34,835 --> 00:04:36,418
-(music stops)
-Sorry. Sorry, my bad.
114
00:04:36,502 --> 00:04:38,460
-Woman: What the fuck?
-I pressed the wrong
button. Sorry.
115
00:04:38,543 --> 00:04:40,585
Woman:
Aw, man. Come on!
116
00:04:40,669 --> 00:04:43,585
-(vocalizing)
-(clapping)
117
00:04:43,669 --> 00:04:45,919
♪ You remind me of a girl ♪
118
00:04:46,001 --> 00:04:48,585
♪ That I once knew ♪
119
00:04:48,669 --> 00:04:51,085
♪ See her face whenever I ♪
120
00:04:51,168 --> 00:04:54,001
♪ I look at you ♪
121
00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:56,752
Gemma:
♪ This kiss, this kiss ♪
122
00:04:58,043 --> 00:04:59,001
♪ Unsinkable ♪
123
00:04:59,085 --> 00:05:01,585
♪ This kiss, this kiss ♪
124
00:05:01,669 --> 00:05:03,752
-♪ Yeah ♪
-(cheering)
125
00:05:03,835 --> 00:05:05,085
Woman:
I love it!
126
00:05:06,210 --> 00:05:07,126
Yeah!
127
00:05:07,210 --> 00:05:09,001
I'm gonna sing "My Way."
128
00:05:09,085 --> 00:05:11,251
Aw, Newman, you dog.
129
00:05:11,335 --> 00:05:13,794
You know you can't sing
"My Way" in the Philippines?
130
00:05:13,877 --> 00:05:16,502
It's illegal 'cause, uh,
people got killed.
131
00:05:16,585 --> 00:05:17,960
-Newman: You're kidding?
-Yeah, yeah.
132
00:05:18,043 --> 00:05:20,251
Apparently,
there are these gangs
that would go around
133
00:05:20,335 --> 00:05:21,585
killing people
who sang it poorly,
134
00:05:21,669 --> 00:05:25,126
and it got bad enough
that they had to make it
illegal so, uh...
135
00:05:25,210 --> 00:05:27,960
-Keesha:
♪ On a cold damp night ♪
-Yeah.
136
00:05:28,043 --> 00:05:31,126
-No "My Way" in karaoke.
-♪ I gave myself
in that misty light ♪
137
00:05:31,210 --> 00:05:33,585
-Sonia: You learn
something new every day.
-The Guy: The "My Way" killings.
138
00:05:33,669 --> 00:05:37,502
♪ Was hypnotized
by a strange light ♪
139
00:05:37,585 --> 00:05:42,835
♪ Under a lilac tree ♪
140
00:05:42,919 --> 00:05:46,794
♪ I made wine
from the lilac tree ♪
141
00:05:47,752 --> 00:05:50,752
♪ Put my heart
in its recipe ♪
142
00:05:51,710 --> 00:05:55,585
♪ Makes me see
what I want to see ♪
143
00:05:56,085 --> 00:06:00,126
♪ Be what I want to be ♪
144
00:06:03,085 --> 00:06:06,085
♪ When I think more
than I ought to think ♪
145
00:06:07,585 --> 00:06:11,710
♪ I do things
I never should do ♪
146
00:06:12,627 --> 00:06:15,794
♪ I drink much more
that I ought to drink ♪
147
00:06:17,126 --> 00:06:24,251
♪ Because it brings me
back you ♪
148
00:06:27,627 --> 00:06:29,627
♪ ♪
149
00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:43,251
♪ Lilac wine ♪
150
00:06:43,335 --> 00:06:46,669
♪ Is sweet ♪
151
00:06:46,752 --> 00:06:49,460
♪ And heady ♪
152
00:06:50,293 --> 00:06:57,126
♪ Like my love ♪
153
00:07:00,502 --> 00:07:05,126
♪ Lilac wine... ♪
154
00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:07,919
Oscar:
Here's some cash
from the bearded guy.
155
00:07:08,001 --> 00:07:09,126
-Whose is this?
-That was Anthony's.
156
00:07:09,210 --> 00:07:10,752
He had the vodka tonics.
157
00:07:10,835 --> 00:07:13,710
Yeah, he had to bounce, but this
is his and this is mine.
158
00:07:13,794 --> 00:07:15,752
Sonia:
Oh my God,
your voice.
159
00:07:15,835 --> 00:07:17,293
You should be doing
this professionally.
160
00:07:17,377 --> 00:07:20,043
Thank you! Thank--
I actually, I do sometimes.
161
00:07:20,126 --> 00:07:21,585
-Do you?
-Yeah, yeah.
162
00:07:21,669 --> 00:07:22,710
-I didn't know that!
-Yeah...
163
00:07:22,794 --> 00:07:24,919
Oh my God,
you are so good!
164
00:07:25,001 --> 00:07:26,085
Thank you. I really
appreciate that.
165
00:07:26,168 --> 00:07:28,543
You're really, really good.
Like, you're really...
166
00:07:28,627 --> 00:07:30,168
Thank you. Thank you.
167
00:07:31,377 --> 00:07:34,251
Uh, here's mine.
Uh, how much more
do we need?
168
00:07:34,335 --> 00:07:35,877
Hey, you were
really great.
169
00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:37,210
-Oh, thanks man. Thanks.
-Really.
170
00:07:37,293 --> 00:07:38,877
We still need 330.
171
00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:39,960
Oh shit.
172
00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:41,418
No, no, no.
I can cover it.
173
00:07:41,502 --> 00:07:42,919
-Are you sure?
-Yeah. Sure.
174
00:07:43,001 --> 00:07:44,669
-Sonia: Has anybody
seen my phone?
-All right.
175
00:07:44,752 --> 00:07:46,168
Phone. Phone...
176
00:07:46,251 --> 00:07:47,460
Keesha:
Hope you guys
have a great night.
177
00:07:47,543 --> 00:07:48,835
Get home safe, yes?
178
00:07:48,919 --> 00:07:50,085
A phone, uh...
179
00:07:50,168 --> 00:07:51,627
Oh shit, is this--
Is this it?
180
00:07:51,710 --> 00:07:54,168
-This, right--
It's this one?
-Yes. Thank you.
181
00:07:54,251 --> 00:07:55,669
-Yeah, no problem.
-Thank you.
182
00:07:55,752 --> 00:07:58,794
-Oh my God, I gotta
text my babysitter.
-You going over the bridge?
183
00:07:58,877 --> 00:08:01,126
Yeah, yeah, I want
to come with you guys.
184
00:08:01,210 --> 00:08:03,126
-If you don't mind.
-Come on.
185
00:08:03,210 --> 00:08:05,752
-Okay. Bye, everybody!
-(laughter)
186
00:08:05,835 --> 00:08:07,627
-See ya!
-Bye!
187
00:08:07,710 --> 00:08:09,627
(all chattering)
188
00:08:09,710 --> 00:08:12,335
-Group four!
-Others: Group four!
189
00:08:12,418 --> 00:08:13,710
Yes!
190
00:08:14,752 --> 00:08:17,126
-Want a ride?
-Uh, yeah. Yeah.
191
00:08:17,210 --> 00:08:19,543
I just need to go pee,
and then I'll meet you outside.
192
00:08:21,210 --> 00:08:22,460
-Woman 1: Really?
-Woman 2: I know.
193
00:08:22,543 --> 00:08:24,919
She's been drinking
wheat beer all night.
194
00:08:25,752 --> 00:08:27,669
Woman 1:
Celiac my ass!
195
00:08:27,752 --> 00:08:30,877
Woman 2:
If she really had celiac...
196
00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:33,335
she'd be in the bathroom
every 10 minutes--
197
00:08:33,418 --> 00:08:35,585
(toilet flushing)
198
00:08:36,877 --> 00:08:38,669
Bro, we literally just
gave you a stack of cash.
199
00:08:38,752 --> 00:08:40,460
Just go to the back
and check. I swea--
200
00:08:40,543 --> 00:08:42,335
-We literally just--
-What's goin' on?
201
00:08:42,418 --> 00:08:43,752
They're tryin' to say
we didn't pay, man.
202
00:08:43,835 --> 00:08:46,877
Oh, word?
The Australian fuck put in
all the rest of the money.
203
00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,794
-I fuckin' know, dude.
Go ask--
-We all saw the money.
204
00:08:48,877 --> 00:08:50,960
Yeah-- Dude, that guy.
That guy was
in the fuckin' room.
205
00:08:51,043 --> 00:08:53,377
Bro, can you
just tell them
that-that we paid?
206
00:08:53,460 --> 00:08:54,877
-Just tell them.
-Keesha: What's goin' on?
207
00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:56,168
-What the fuck, dude?
-Like, how do you even--
208
00:08:56,251 --> 00:08:57,835
I don't understand
how this is--
209
00:08:57,919 --> 00:08:59,168
They took money.
210
00:08:59,251 --> 00:09:02,210
-Yo!
-Are you kidding me, bro?
You know that's a fuckin' lie!
211
00:09:02,293 --> 00:09:04,001
They were smoking
marijuana.
212
00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:06,752
-Keesha: Yo!
-Okay, okay.
Thank you, guys. Thank you.
213
00:09:06,835 --> 00:09:08,043
-I can barely afford rent.
-Yeah...
214
00:09:08,126 --> 00:09:09,418
-Bro, just move.
-I don't understand--
215
00:09:09,502 --> 00:09:10,543
Manager:
The cops are coming.
216
00:09:10,627 --> 00:09:11,543
Run! Run!
217
00:09:11,627 --> 00:09:12,919
Run, front door!
Go, front door!
218
00:09:13,001 --> 00:09:14,627
I'll do the back!
219
00:09:15,126 --> 00:09:17,377
-This place is like a maze!
-Go, go, go.
220
00:09:17,460 --> 00:09:19,669
♪ ♪
221
00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:23,043
Roman: Go back!
Move! Move! Move!
222
00:09:23,126 --> 00:09:25,794
I swear to God, I'm gonna
fuckin' make you move!
223
00:09:27,335 --> 00:09:28,960
Fuck! Shit.
224
00:09:30,669 --> 00:09:32,543
-Shit. Where are we?
-Keesha: Your car!
225
00:09:32,627 --> 00:09:34,168
Roman: Fuck.
Come on. Go, go, go.
226
00:09:35,794 --> 00:09:37,377
Oh, fuck! The keys
are in the jacket!
227
00:09:37,460 --> 00:09:40,835
-Are you fucking kidding me?!
-Aw, fuck. Go, go!
Just keep going. Fuckin' go!
228
00:09:43,794 --> 00:09:45,210
-(honking)
-(tires screech)
229
00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:47,126
(shouts indistinctly)
230
00:09:48,669 --> 00:09:50,043
Roman:
Go, go, go.
231
00:09:50,835 --> 00:09:52,919
Motherfucker.
Hey, what the fuck?!
232
00:09:53,001 --> 00:09:54,543
Hey! Dude, let go of me!
233
00:09:55,001 --> 00:09:56,710
What the fuck, dude!
Let go!
234
00:09:56,794 --> 00:09:58,085
-Motherfucker,
get the fuck--
-Keesha: Get him!
235
00:09:58,168 --> 00:09:59,543
-(bottles clattering)
-Roman, don't hurt him!
236
00:09:59,627 --> 00:10:01,210
Let's go!
237
00:10:01,293 --> 00:10:02,752
Roman:
Shit. Go. Go, go!
238
00:10:02,835 --> 00:10:04,502
Keesha:
There's a cab. Let's get it.
239
00:10:06,460 --> 00:10:07,877
Hi. How you doin'?
240
00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:10,043
Uh, we're goin'
to the Bronx, actually.
241
00:10:10,126 --> 00:10:11,752
238th and--
Oh shit! Come on.
242
00:10:11,835 --> 00:10:13,210
-No, no, no.
-Just drive.
243
00:10:13,293 --> 00:10:14,752
Don't take them.
They took money.
244
00:10:14,835 --> 00:10:17,418
No, he's lying.
We didn't take anything.
We swear.
245
00:10:17,502 --> 00:10:19,877
-Get out of my car!
-Please, drive.
That guy's insane. Get us away.
246
00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:21,627
-Come on!
-Driver: Get the fuck
out of my car!
247
00:10:21,710 --> 00:10:22,460
Are you fucking kidding me?!
248
00:10:22,543 --> 00:10:24,293
-Let's go! Go, go.
-Go. Let's go.
249
00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:27,877
Man:
Run for it!
250
00:10:28,001 --> 00:10:30,460
(speaks indistinctly)
251
00:10:30,543 --> 00:10:32,585
Man 2:
Whole world's gone.
252
00:10:33,210 --> 00:10:36,794
♪ ♪
253
00:10:40,710 --> 00:10:42,835
Roman:
Does no one love you, bro?
254
00:10:42,919 --> 00:10:45,168
Is that what's up?
255
00:10:45,251 --> 00:10:47,210
Seriously man,
what the fuck's your problem?
256
00:10:47,752 --> 00:10:49,919
What's my problem?
What the fuck's
your problem?
257
00:10:50,001 --> 00:10:51,627
Bro, I don't have
a fucking problem.
258
00:10:51,710 --> 00:10:53,126
Bro, you're the one
with the problem.
259
00:10:53,210 --> 00:10:55,543
You're chasing fuckin'
innocent people
all over the city.
260
00:10:56,418 --> 00:10:59,418
All right, dude, look,
I-I know that shit's
not gettin' service here, okay?
261
00:10:59,502 --> 00:11:01,293
You don't wanna do this
all night, right?
262
00:11:01,377 --> 00:11:03,460
Is this like a date?
Like a romantic night
we're having?
263
00:11:03,543 --> 00:11:04,627
You wanna hold hands?
264
00:11:04,710 --> 00:11:06,293
-Bro, don't you have like...
-Keesha: Are you free?
265
00:11:06,377 --> 00:11:07,418
...a wife and kids to go
home to or something?
266
00:11:07,502 --> 00:11:08,502
Keesha:
238 and Broadway.
267
00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,168
We can do this
all night, man.
268
00:11:10,251 --> 00:11:12,460
-Keesha: Great.
-(car door closing)
269
00:11:12,543 --> 00:11:15,251
Hey, what the fuck? Hey--
270
00:11:18,752 --> 00:11:20,543
(sighs)
271
00:11:26,085 --> 00:11:29,627
♪ Opal, I never
knew you at all ♪
272
00:11:29,710 --> 00:11:31,335
♪ A service on the side ♪
273
00:11:31,418 --> 00:11:33,669
-Freddie: Hey, hey. I'm here.
-Finally.
274
00:11:33,752 --> 00:11:36,502
-Sorry.
-We gotta hurry, for real.
275
00:11:36,585 --> 00:11:38,669
Yeah, I know. I'm going
as fast as possible.
276
00:11:38,752 --> 00:11:39,752
Violet:
No, you're fine.
277
00:11:39,835 --> 00:11:42,502
As long as we're out of the door
in like 10 minutes.
278
00:11:42,585 --> 00:11:44,669
Ten minutes?!
The G was so fucked,
279
00:11:44,752 --> 00:11:46,835
and I had to buy
these fucking shoes.
280
00:11:46,919 --> 00:11:48,335
And my phone died.
281
00:11:48,418 --> 00:11:49,335
-Ooh.
-On the train.
282
00:11:49,418 --> 00:11:51,001
-Uh-huh.
-Yeah, so...
283
00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:52,835
You don't even care.
Oh. Wow. Great.
284
00:11:52,919 --> 00:11:55,543
-You got a pedicure,
that's awesome.
-Not for this.
285
00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:57,251
We've gotta go, for real.
286
00:11:57,335 --> 00:11:58,752
-Okay, for real,
I'm hurrying.
-(faucet squeaks)
287
00:11:58,835 --> 00:12:02,043
-You cannot take a shower!
-What?! I fucking stoink!
288
00:12:02,126 --> 00:12:05,502
-You don't want-- It's bad.
-Well, someone is
going to love that.
289
00:12:05,585 --> 00:12:07,835
No. Who's gonna love it?
And what am I wearing tonight?
290
00:12:07,919 --> 00:12:11,418
-I laid this out for you,
remember? Come on.
-(grumbles)
291
00:12:11,502 --> 00:12:13,335
-Hi, Tess.
-(Violet scoffs)
292
00:12:13,418 --> 00:12:15,460
Sorry I didn't put
the bed away. I know.
293
00:12:16,251 --> 00:12:18,251
I'm gonna take care
of it though.
294
00:12:19,251 --> 00:12:21,543
♪ I hate it when you go... ♪
295
00:12:21,627 --> 00:12:24,877
-(Violet scoffs)
-What's her fuckin' problem?
God damn.
296
00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:27,085
♪ Forbidden woes... ♪
297
00:12:27,168 --> 00:12:29,001
Violet:
I really hope this
one guy isn't there,
298
00:12:29,085 --> 00:12:31,627
-but, of course,
he totally will be.
-Who?
299
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:36,543
This very tragic, very red,
Guy Fieri-esque-like dude.
300
00:12:36,627 --> 00:12:39,543
But just like only
his style reference
'cause he's like so shy.
301
00:12:39,627 --> 00:12:40,710
Is he nice?
302
00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:43,043
I don't know. I feel
really bad for him.
303
00:12:43,126 --> 00:12:46,418
-Oh. His breath. I can't--
-(laughs): Yeah.
304
00:12:46,502 --> 00:12:48,085
It's very like...
305
00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:51,627
"Has Hillary Hopkins
had her honeymoon?"
306
00:12:51,710 --> 00:12:53,543
It's like...
(coughs)... nasty.
307
00:12:53,627 --> 00:12:55,001
This is it?
308
00:12:56,335 --> 00:12:57,418
-I'm gonna tell you
something right now--
-We should go in though.
309
00:12:57,502 --> 00:13:00,293
Freddie:
Rachel Zimmerman
had her bat mitzvah here,
310
00:13:00,377 --> 00:13:03,210
-and she nailed the haftorah.
-Violet: Aah, I'm dead.
311
00:13:06,168 --> 00:13:08,627
-Oh, you should
put on your shoes.
-Oh, okay.
312
00:13:10,210 --> 00:13:12,919
Hi. Is it too early
to order a drink?
313
00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:15,919
Oh, fuck! I should have
smelled these before.
314
00:13:16,001 --> 00:13:18,794
-They smell like shit.
-Well, someone's gonna--
315
00:13:18,877 --> 00:13:20,835
-Don't say someone's
gonna love it.
-Someone will!
316
00:13:20,919 --> 00:13:23,669
-Gemma: Hi, Cherry!
-Oh, by the way,
I go by "Cherry" here.
317
00:13:23,752 --> 00:13:24,835
Freddie:
Are you fucking serious?
318
00:13:24,919 --> 00:13:26,293
Hey, Gemma!
319
00:13:26,377 --> 00:13:28,502
Hey, how are you?
320
00:13:29,251 --> 00:13:32,126
-Gemma: God, I've been on
jury duty for about ten years.
-Violet: Oh, my God.
321
00:13:32,210 --> 00:13:34,919
(muttering):
Don't wait for me.
It's fine. I'll just...
322
00:13:35,418 --> 00:13:37,001
Okay, okay.
323
00:13:42,001 --> 00:13:44,502
(muttering):
Goin' in. Okay...
324
00:13:46,543 --> 00:13:47,794
-Hey.
-Hi!
325
00:13:47,877 --> 00:13:49,835
Oh, I recognize you.
326
00:13:49,919 --> 00:13:52,293
You are so much
taller in person.
327
00:13:52,377 --> 00:13:55,168
-You're gorgeous!
-Oh, thank you so much.
328
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:57,835
I-I never hear that,
that I'm taller in person.
329
00:13:57,919 --> 00:14:00,502
-Ah! Cherry pie!
-Oscar!
330
00:14:00,585 --> 00:14:02,502
(laughs)
331
00:14:02,585 --> 00:14:05,001
Oh, you look
bloody amazing.
332
00:14:05,085 --> 00:14:06,627
-Doesn't she?
-(laughter)
333
00:14:06,710 --> 00:14:08,460
Now I'm just sad
I didn't get the chance
334
00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:10,210
to interview
you personally.
335
00:14:10,293 --> 00:14:11,669
(laughter)
336
00:14:11,752 --> 00:14:13,752
And, you...
337
00:14:14,752 --> 00:14:16,210
(Oscar moans)
338
00:14:18,377 --> 00:14:20,335
(Gemma moans)
339
00:14:20,418 --> 00:14:22,001
Oh, okay. Okay.
340
00:14:22,085 --> 00:14:23,335
We're gonna have
a fun night, right?
341
00:14:23,418 --> 00:14:25,293
-Yeah, yeah.
-(laughter)
342
00:14:25,377 --> 00:14:27,085
Woo! I'm so excited!
343
00:14:27,794 --> 00:14:30,126
♪ Yeah, you remind me
of butterfly doors ♪
344
00:14:30,210 --> 00:14:32,460
♪ Waist tight
with a body like gold ♪
345
00:14:32,919 --> 00:14:34,335
♪ Hit you with
the Doug E. Fresh pose ♪
346
00:14:34,418 --> 00:14:35,335
♪ Rick James, "Super Freak" ♪
347
00:14:35,418 --> 00:14:37,168
♪ What you know
about those? Yeah ♪
348
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:38,502
♪ Why you came with it then? ♪
349
00:14:38,585 --> 00:14:39,710
♪ Don't look, don't touch ♪
350
00:14:39,794 --> 00:14:41,418
♪ Don't play with it
then, yeah ♪
351
00:14:41,502 --> 00:14:42,710
♪ You don't gotta
think like that ♪
352
00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:44,043
♪ How your man sold things...♪
353
00:14:44,126 --> 00:14:45,543
-Having a good time?
-Yes!
354
00:14:45,627 --> 00:14:47,001
♪ You could ride the wave
if you wanna, woo! ♪
355
00:14:47,085 --> 00:14:49,377
♪ Spend a couple of days,
you can stay if you wanna,
uh! ♪
356
00:14:49,460 --> 00:14:51,585
-♪ Oh yeah? ♪
-♪ Go on spend the night,
night with a ♪
357
00:14:51,669 --> 00:14:53,919
♪ This a first class flight,
don't fight with a nigga,
yeah ♪
358
00:14:54,001 --> 00:14:56,502
-♪ Woo! ♪
-♪ She a freak, she a dancer ♪
359
00:14:56,585 --> 00:14:58,418
♪ She gon' pop it
on camera ♪
360
00:14:58,502 --> 00:15:00,919
-♪ Woo! ♪
♪ Throw it back if you nasty ♪
361
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,919
♪ Bounce it like it's elastic♪
362
00:15:03,001 --> 00:15:04,752
♪ Go 'head, break it down
real low ♪
363
00:15:04,835 --> 00:15:06,877
♪ Go 'head,
break it down real low ♪
364
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:08,835
♪ Go 'head, break it down
real low ♪
365
00:15:08,919 --> 00:15:11,085
♪ Stop playing with it,
red light, green light, go ♪
366
00:15:11,168 --> 00:15:13,585
Man: Oh, you are smelling
very, very good today.
367
00:15:13,669 --> 00:15:15,919
-♪ Pretty face with
a body like "whoa" ♪
- ♪ Woo! ♪
368
00:15:16,001 --> 00:15:17,210
♪ Hit it with
the lava lamp on ♪
369
00:15:17,293 --> 00:15:18,293
♪ Catch a cab, pack a bag ♪
370
00:15:18,377 --> 00:15:19,710
♪ With your overnight
clothes, yeah ♪
371
00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:22,627
♪ You could look good
for a living,
come chill for a while ♪
372
00:15:22,710 --> 00:15:24,543
♪ What's good
for a minute, yeah ♪
373
00:15:24,627 --> 00:15:26,251
-♪ I'm just trying to get
a taste 'fore I get it ♪
-Man: Thank you.
374
00:15:26,335 --> 00:15:28,460
♪ Like this, like that,
this like that ♪
375
00:15:28,543 --> 00:15:30,752
♪ Pretty Coke-bottle-frame
hoes, Hey! ♪
376
00:15:30,835 --> 00:15:32,835
(indistinct chattering)
377
00:15:34,877 --> 00:15:36,627
-Oh my God, hey.
-Hi.
378
00:15:37,001 --> 00:15:39,043
(quietly):
Oh! I wanna go.
379
00:15:39,710 --> 00:15:42,960
-I'll... see you around.
-Yeah.
380
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,669
(laughs)
381
00:15:48,293 --> 00:15:50,210
Freddie Giordano-Roth?
382
00:15:50,293 --> 00:15:53,543
-Violet: Excuse me, what?
-(laughs)
383
00:15:53,627 --> 00:15:55,627
-My God...
-Oh, my God, Eddie.
384
00:15:55,710 --> 00:15:57,251
-Yeah, hey!
-Hi!
385
00:15:57,335 --> 00:15:58,710
-Wow.
-How are you?
386
00:15:58,794 --> 00:16:00,752
-Um...
-How is your mom?
387
00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:02,126
Uh...
388
00:16:02,210 --> 00:16:04,168
I don't-- I don't
talk to her anymore.
389
00:16:04,251 --> 00:16:07,960
Well... you look
the exact same.
390
00:16:08,043 --> 00:16:09,919
I hope not. Um...
391
00:16:10,001 --> 00:16:14,502
I dated Freddie's mom
from 1998 to 2003.
392
00:16:14,585 --> 00:16:19,085
-Well, 2004 actually.
January of 2004.
-2004.
393
00:16:19,168 --> 00:16:21,335
Memory on you. Whoa!
394
00:16:21,418 --> 00:16:23,126
-(laughter)
-That's insane.
395
00:16:23,210 --> 00:16:24,919
I don't know that
I'd call it insane.
396
00:16:25,001 --> 00:16:28,126
I don't mean like insane.
I'm just saying crazy scenario.
397
00:16:28,210 --> 00:16:31,752
Yeah, I guess this is...
kind of crazy.
398
00:16:31,835 --> 00:16:33,168
Wouldn't you say, Eddie?
399
00:16:33,251 --> 00:16:35,960
Wow, I'm-I'm sorry.
I'm just blown away.
400
00:16:36,043 --> 00:16:37,835
This is your roommate Freddie.
401
00:16:37,919 --> 00:16:41,043
-Yes.
-Holy shit.
402
00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:47,460
-The world is really so small.
-Yeah.
403
00:16:47,543 --> 00:16:50,543
Is Eddie the one who
used to cut the squares
out of the carpet
404
00:16:50,627 --> 00:16:52,460
when the dog used
to shit in the house?
405
00:16:52,543 --> 00:16:54,710
No. That was
the guy who...
406
00:16:55,794 --> 00:16:58,335
-helped my mom
set the house on fire.
-Ah.
407
00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:01,669
-Eddie proposed to my mom
twice, he's that one.
-Ugh!
408
00:17:01,752 --> 00:17:03,377
Also, he used to drive
with two feet.
409
00:17:03,460 --> 00:17:06,502
(bad Irish accent):
Oh, that's entirely
fooked, mate.
410
00:17:06,585 --> 00:17:08,877
(bad Irish accent):
Almost as fooked
as me friend
411
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,835
gettin' her toes sucked
by me almost dad.
412
00:17:11,919 --> 00:17:14,710
Many times, mate.
Hate to say it.
413
00:17:15,460 --> 00:17:17,251
(normal voice):
Many times? Really?
414
00:17:18,418 --> 00:17:20,543
-I told you that.
-(phone chimes)
415
00:17:21,919 --> 00:17:24,210
I don't know. I think
I just liked him 'cause
our names rhymed.
416
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,460
(distant sirens blaring)
417
00:17:29,085 --> 00:17:30,126
Oh, shit.
418
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:32,877
He texted me.
419
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,377
He has your number?
420
00:17:34,460 --> 00:17:36,919
Oh like...
we've hung out before.
421
00:17:37,585 --> 00:17:39,043
You've hung out before?
422
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:40,919
You've hung out before?
You've hung out?
423
00:17:42,752 --> 00:17:44,627
With him before?
424
00:17:46,293 --> 00:17:47,835
Aah! Don't look
at me like that!
425
00:17:47,919 --> 00:17:49,543
-I needed the money!
-What?
426
00:17:49,627 --> 00:17:51,001
I needed the money.
427
00:17:51,752 --> 00:17:53,460
-Oh...
-(clears throat)
428
00:17:54,126 --> 00:17:58,043
Okay, he's asking me
if Freddie and I
would be interested:
429
00:17:58,126 --> 00:18:00,418
"I have a way for you
to make some extra cash.
430
00:18:00,502 --> 00:18:03,377
"I'm leaving town
and am in desperate need
431
00:18:03,460 --> 00:18:06,293
for a cat slash plant sitter."
432
00:18:08,502 --> 00:18:11,460
Uh, I'm thinking about you
fucking him. I'm sorry.
433
00:18:11,543 --> 00:18:13,710
Well, he'd
obviously pay us.
434
00:18:15,293 --> 00:18:17,460
And he's just saying
like to feed the cat,
435
00:18:17,543 --> 00:18:20,335
and he has this special
orchid that needs misting.
436
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:22,919
That's right.
He does have a lot
of plants in his house.
437
00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:24,502
You've been
to his house?
438
00:18:25,835 --> 00:18:27,251
You know what? I'm just
sayin' we're gonna do it
439
00:18:27,335 --> 00:18:29,168
because he's gone
for like two weeks.
440
00:18:30,043 --> 00:18:32,335
Wait. We're gonna
stay over at his house?
441
00:18:33,126 --> 00:18:35,502
Yes, stupid!
442
00:18:36,710 --> 00:18:40,752
-Yeah, oh, oh!
-All right. Okay.
443
00:18:40,835 --> 00:18:42,460
(giggling)
444
00:18:42,543 --> 00:18:46,377
♪ ♪
445
00:18:49,210 --> 00:18:53,377
This is like a really...
crazy bathroom.
446
00:18:54,043 --> 00:18:56,085
You can really have all
your friends in here with you.
447
00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:58,001
Yeah, I know. It's like
a locker room in there.
448
00:18:58,085 --> 00:18:59,335
Yeah.
449
00:18:59,418 --> 00:19:01,460
I really wanna try
one of those urinals.
450
00:19:01,543 --> 00:19:04,627
I have before, and it went
all over the place.
451
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:07,460
-Hmm...
-It's crazy you spent
your childhood here, man.
452
00:19:07,543 --> 00:19:09,251
Oh. Only a few years.
453
00:19:09,335 --> 00:19:11,126
And most of it
was spent in the corner,
454
00:19:11,210 --> 00:19:13,418
murdering Sims
in the pool.
455
00:19:13,502 --> 00:19:15,627
-The Guy: Murder.
Love those pajamas.
-(laughs)
456
00:19:15,710 --> 00:19:17,794
-Oh, thanks.
They're Eddie's.
-The Guy: I figured.
457
00:19:17,877 --> 00:19:20,001
Thank you for
the introduction
to Halls again.
458
00:19:20,085 --> 00:19:21,794
-Oh my God. Take as
many as you want. Please.
-Violet: Of course.
459
00:19:21,877 --> 00:19:24,335
Remember that commercial
where he's like... Aah.
460
00:19:24,418 --> 00:19:26,168
-My throat!
-Yeah.
461
00:19:26,251 --> 00:19:27,669
-Yeah. (laughs)
-All right, see ya later.
462
00:19:27,752 --> 00:19:29,669
Bye! Thank you.
463
00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:31,585
The Guy:
Yeah, thank you.
464
00:19:32,210 --> 00:19:33,752
No, thank you.
465
00:19:36,627 --> 00:19:38,835
Freddie:
I suck at rolling joints,
so you know.
466
00:19:38,919 --> 00:19:40,794
TV Announcer:
...80,000 pounds of potatoes,
467
00:19:40,877 --> 00:19:43,168
23 times more
than the average American.
468
00:19:43,251 --> 00:19:46,043
Because of her aversion
to other foods,
Kelly even eat--
469
00:19:46,126 --> 00:19:48,293
(remote clicks)
470
00:19:48,377 --> 00:19:51,001
Hey, would you wanna watch
like Leaving Neverland with me?
471
00:19:51,085 --> 00:19:53,335
I've really always wanted
to watch it, and just like,
472
00:19:53,418 --> 00:19:55,335
I've never been
in the right head space...
473
00:19:55,418 --> 00:19:57,168
Yes.
474
00:19:57,251 --> 00:19:59,085
Why did we do that?
475
00:20:00,752 --> 00:20:02,502
I'd be down to do
the Oprah special, though.
476
00:20:02,585 --> 00:20:05,710
There is no fucking way
in hell I'm doing that
Oprah special.
477
00:20:05,794 --> 00:20:08,460
Like I need like a...
Queer Eye or somethin.
478
00:20:08,543 --> 00:20:10,460
You don't wanna
delve right in?
479
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,460
I feel like it's fresh still.
480
00:20:13,502 --> 00:20:14,752
No.
481
00:20:21,335 --> 00:20:23,335
♪ ♪
482
00:20:23,418 --> 00:20:26,043
Freddie:
I can't believe you've
already slept here.
483
00:20:26,126 --> 00:20:28,377
Violet:
Well, yeah...
484
00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:30,669
Someday you'll get over it.
485
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:37,877
-Freddie: I'm done.
-(both laughing)
486
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,210
I feel sick.
487
00:20:39,293 --> 00:20:40,835
-Jeez.
-Oh.
488
00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:44,418
-I wanna try.
-Go for it.
489
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:54,418
(laughs)
Look at me.
490
00:20:54,502 --> 00:20:56,919
Isn't this cool? (laughs)
491
00:20:57,001 --> 00:20:58,669
-Oh fuck.
-(laughs)
492
00:21:01,126 --> 00:21:03,210
(heavy object slides)
493
00:21:03,293 --> 00:21:05,752
Black box, under the bed.
494
00:21:05,835 --> 00:21:08,418
-Violet: Okay, I'm listening.
-(laughs)
495
00:21:08,502 --> 00:21:11,710
-Oh photos, shit.
-There's Portugal 2016.
496
00:21:14,877 --> 00:21:17,126
Writing on a napkin.
He's artsy.
497
00:21:18,335 --> 00:21:19,835
All alone.
498
00:21:20,377 --> 00:21:22,085
-Hmm...
-Violet: Okay, snoozing.
499
00:21:22,168 --> 00:21:24,126
-Next.
-Yeah, there's nothing
of interest. Okay.
500
00:21:25,627 --> 00:21:29,335
Shit. Luca. 2010.
501
00:21:31,669 --> 00:21:33,627
-(gasps)
-Mm...
502
00:21:34,377 --> 00:21:36,460
Mm-mm. This is not
looking so good.
503
00:21:36,543 --> 00:21:38,669
I know. I don't like this.
Do you think...
504
00:21:39,502 --> 00:21:41,001
We're dealing with...
505
00:21:41,085 --> 00:21:42,710
-A pedo?
-A pedo.
506
00:21:43,418 --> 00:21:44,835
Do you think?
507
00:21:45,418 --> 00:21:47,502
I mean, honestly, I...
508
00:21:48,085 --> 00:21:51,502
truly can't tell you.
I am so warped from this day.
509
00:21:51,585 --> 00:21:53,919
-Look at this kid's--
Sorry.
-I won't--
510
00:21:54,585 --> 00:21:58,669
I'll never look
at a kid's photo
the same ever again.
511
00:21:58,752 --> 00:22:01,627
You should look at this one
where the kid's legs are
spread wide open,
512
00:22:01,710 --> 00:22:04,335
and he's sitting with...
the man whose house we're in.
513
00:22:04,418 --> 00:22:07,627
I mean, maybe that's normal.
I have no idea.
514
00:22:07,710 --> 00:22:11,085
I've never been close
to a kid as an adult.
515
00:22:11,168 --> 00:22:13,502
There's more
from his baptism.
516
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:19,168
Eddie has sisters.
517
00:22:19,251 --> 00:22:20,710
-Right.
-I forgot.
518
00:22:20,794 --> 00:22:23,460
-So Luca is his nephew.
-Yeah. Definitely.
519
00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:25,335
Here's a woman
with-- with Luca.
520
00:22:25,418 --> 00:22:26,293
(laughs)
521
00:22:27,919 --> 00:22:29,168
You know what they say?
522
00:22:29,251 --> 00:22:31,293
People have to fuck
their nephews.
523
00:22:31,377 --> 00:22:32,460
It's true.
524
00:22:33,710 --> 00:22:36,752
Maybe we're the perverts
for thinking this is perverted.
525
00:22:37,752 --> 00:22:39,835
You're missing
company retreat.
526
00:22:39,919 --> 00:22:41,251
No, that's all you.
527
00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:46,752
Violet: Fuck.
That movie's got me twisted.
528
00:22:53,418 --> 00:22:56,460
(sighs)
529
00:23:08,794 --> 00:23:11,251
Violet:
I'm actually so good at this.
530
00:23:14,502 --> 00:23:16,418
Hmm, maybe not.
531
00:23:19,126 --> 00:23:23,168
-Hey, so, um...
-Wait, what is that?
532
00:23:23,251 --> 00:23:24,627
Come here.
533
00:23:29,001 --> 00:23:31,710
I thought that
all of these were gone.
534
00:23:31,794 --> 00:23:32,919
In the fire.
535
00:23:33,001 --> 00:23:34,502
-No...
-But, um...
536
00:23:34,585 --> 00:23:36,460
Yeah, like, I've never
seen these before.
537
00:23:37,418 --> 00:23:40,543
Oh, a baby picture of you.
538
00:23:40,627 --> 00:23:42,543
(laughs)
You're so sweet.
539
00:23:43,377 --> 00:23:44,835
And that dog.
540
00:23:45,835 --> 00:23:47,669
(chuckling):
Oh...
541
00:23:51,543 --> 00:23:53,710
You still make that face.
542
00:23:55,502 --> 00:23:56,877
(laughs)
543
00:24:06,043 --> 00:24:09,377
♪ ♪
544
00:24:16,377 --> 00:24:18,543
I'm really, really sorry.
545
00:24:18,627 --> 00:24:20,543
But I have really
bad dry mouth,
546
00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:23,460
-and I really need
a glass of water.
-Yeah, yeah. Go.
547
00:24:23,543 --> 00:24:26,043
-Do you want one? Okay.
-No.
548
00:24:28,085 --> 00:24:29,669
(sniffles)
549
00:24:29,752 --> 00:24:34,001
I can't believe
I've been fucking on top
of your baby pictures.
550
00:24:34,877 --> 00:24:36,543
(sighs)
551
00:24:40,752 --> 00:24:44,335
Oh my God. Freddie,
you have to come here.
552
00:24:45,335 --> 00:24:47,168
-Please...
-What?
553
00:24:47,251 --> 00:24:49,335
No, just come here now.
554
00:24:51,085 --> 00:24:53,043
I'm coming.
555
00:24:54,335 --> 00:24:55,669
What? What's going on?
556
00:24:55,752 --> 00:24:57,543
-(Violet laughs)
-What is it?
557
00:24:58,210 --> 00:25:01,335
-(laughs)
-Freddie: What?
558
00:25:03,043 --> 00:25:05,710
-Ugh. I'm coming.
-(laughs)
559
00:25:07,585 --> 00:25:10,710
-Oh, what the fuck?!
-(laughs)
560
00:25:10,794 --> 00:25:12,710
Do you remember when
I had to take an Uber home
561
00:25:12,794 --> 00:25:14,919
'cause someone
took my shoes?
562
00:25:15,919 --> 00:25:18,293
-My Margielas.
-(laughs)
563
00:25:18,377 --> 00:25:21,043
Oh my God, he loves feet.
564
00:25:21,126 --> 00:25:23,460
-I know.
-He loves them!
565
00:25:23,543 --> 00:25:25,669
(laughter)
566
00:25:25,752 --> 00:25:27,543
Holy shit, I like these.
567
00:25:27,627 --> 00:25:30,502
Those are cute
And they're my size.
568
00:25:30,585 --> 00:25:33,543
-And now they're mine.
-(laughs)
569
00:25:34,752 --> 00:25:37,835
Oh my God, did you not
see these yet?
570
00:25:37,919 --> 00:25:39,794
-A clown boot.
-Oh, oh, oh.
571
00:25:39,877 --> 00:25:42,001
My dude! It's a tap.
572
00:25:42,085 --> 00:25:42,960
(laughs)
573
00:25:43,043 --> 00:25:46,001
It's a tapping da--
Aw, fuck. (laughs)
574
00:25:46,085 --> 00:25:48,251
(laughter)
575
00:25:49,460 --> 00:25:51,502
Freddie:
Oh my God.
576
00:25:51,585 --> 00:25:52,835
(laughter)
577
00:25:53,919 --> 00:25:56,168
Hello. Thank you
for being here today
578
00:25:56,251 --> 00:25:59,085
to participate in the work
of the New York State courts.
579
00:25:59,168 --> 00:26:01,377
Your jury duty
may be the most
important civic role
580
00:26:01,460 --> 00:26:04,585
you perform,
outside of
the voting booths,
581
00:26:04,669 --> 00:26:07,877
as a participant
in this great
democracy.
582
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,210
And by the way,
I think you'll
find it
583
00:26:10,293 --> 00:26:12,043
a fascinating
experience.
584
00:26:12,126 --> 00:26:13,251
Here in New York,
585
00:26:13,335 --> 00:26:15,377
with our system of
checks and balances,
586
00:26:15,460 --> 00:26:17,210
it's the
responsibility
of the state
587
00:26:17,293 --> 00:26:19,210
as represented
by the prosecution
588
00:26:19,293 --> 00:26:20,502
to present
the evidence
589
00:26:20,585 --> 00:26:23,043
against any
person accused
of a criminal act.
590
00:26:23,126 --> 00:26:25,919
It's the work
of the grand jury,
591
00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:29,377
you people sitting right here
today, to review that evidence
592
00:26:29,460 --> 00:26:32,126
and determine whether that
accusation is legally justified.
593
00:26:33,460 --> 00:26:34,794
(coughs)
594
00:26:35,293 --> 00:26:36,585
The presentations
you'll hear
595
00:26:36,669 --> 00:26:37,960
from an assistant
district attorney
596
00:26:38,043 --> 00:26:41,460
may include homicide,
robbery, grand larceny,
597
00:26:41,543 --> 00:26:44,585
narcotics crimes,
possession of stolen property,
598
00:26:44,669 --> 00:26:48,418
rape, sodomy, assault, arson,
kidnapping, burglary,
599
00:26:48,502 --> 00:26:49,919
possession of weapons.
600
00:26:50,001 --> 00:26:52,460
Practically, the whole spectrum
of the criminal law.
601
00:26:53,710 --> 00:26:56,085
If any of us found ourselves
accused of a felony,
602
00:26:56,168 --> 00:26:58,585
we would hope to have
an engaged, fair,
603
00:26:58,669 --> 00:27:02,085
impartial grand jury
of New Yorkers, like you
604
00:27:02,168 --> 00:27:04,543
reviewing the prosecutor's
evidence against us.
605
00:27:05,335 --> 00:27:07,919
As grand jurors,
you are now part
606
00:27:08,001 --> 00:27:10,251
of the criminal
justice system.
607
00:27:10,335 --> 00:27:11,710
Your mission is twofold.
608
00:27:12,335 --> 00:27:14,001
On one hand,
to use your power
609
00:27:14,085 --> 00:27:16,293
as grand jurors
to investigate crimes,
610
00:27:16,377 --> 00:27:17,502
to hand up an indictment
611
00:27:17,585 --> 00:27:20,126
when sufficient
evidence exists to do so.
612
00:27:20,210 --> 00:27:21,585
On the other hand,
613
00:27:21,669 --> 00:27:23,418
when evidence
is insufficient,
614
00:27:23,502 --> 00:27:26,835
to protect people
from an unfounded
criminal accusation
615
00:27:26,919 --> 00:27:28,752
by not handing up
an indictment.
616
00:27:29,710 --> 00:27:31,418
We could not
preserve the rights
617
00:27:31,502 --> 00:27:33,460
of both defendants
and victims in our system,
618
00:27:33,543 --> 00:27:35,460
protect public safety,
619
00:27:35,543 --> 00:27:37,168
and insure that police
and prosecutors
620
00:27:37,251 --> 00:27:38,919
made their obligations
621
00:27:39,001 --> 00:27:42,043
without the participation
of jurors like you.
622
00:27:42,669 --> 00:27:44,919
Thank you for your
participation
623
00:27:45,001 --> 00:27:47,001
in the pursuit of justice.
624
00:27:47,085 --> 00:27:49,418
♪ ♪
46896
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof