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Gotcha!
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I'm not great at having people
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who are actually good to me in my life.
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Same. Most people are trash.
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Wouldn't it be messed up
if I ate you right now?
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Ive!
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Ive, don't leave me.
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We still got so much ass-kicking to do.
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Harley...
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I can't.
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Oops!
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Harley, uh, a few words?
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Let her grieve. I've
prepared a little something.
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We have gathered today
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to pay respects to our beloved friend.
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Her death was not an empty sacrifice.
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And, of my friend, I will say just this.
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Of all the souls I have
met on my journeys,
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hers was the most...
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human.
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- Wow, that, uh...
- Wasn't awful.
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As apropos a speech now
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as when it was originally delivered
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by William Shatner's
Captain James Tiberius Kirk
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in Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan.
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Mmm-hmm. All right.
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Goodbye, my dear fiancee.
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Who's gonna water my roots?
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I don't trust any of these assholes.
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You'll be missed.
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She's a doctor, damn it!
Who chiseled this shit?
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No, no, no.
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What're ya... What are you doin'?
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He doesn't want you to
follow Ivy to the grave.
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So that's it? We're just supposed
to sit here twiddling our thumbs?
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Well, unless you got some
kind of actual plan, I say yes.
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Yes. I got one.
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Ooh, does it involve indiscriminate
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smashing of other people's property?
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- No.
- Aw!
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When no one believed in me, Ivy did.
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She always wanted me to
get rid of this asshole,
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so that's what I'm gonna do.
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Still not a plan.
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I'm workin' on one.
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Come on, come on.
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- Jim, what's wrong?
- Nothing.
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My marriage is totally fine.
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I mean the situation on the street.
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Oh, that's a shit show.
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Unlike my marriage, which is rock-solid.
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Right.
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Ugh, what is the point of having
an elevator if it doesn't work?
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Quinn, what are you doing here?
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I wanna take down Joker.
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I can't believe I'm saying this,
but... we need to work together.
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I work alone.
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What about me?
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Not now, Jim.
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No one knows Joker
better than you and me.
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I've got a file
on him. I'll be right back.
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Look, we put our heads
together, we can beat him.
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And then you can go back to
doing whatever it is you do.
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I'm not teaming up with you. You
should be locked up in Arkham.
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Joker killed Ivy, took over Gotham,
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and cut off your bat nuts!
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- Hmm.
- Help me!
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You're never gonna believe this.
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Found Joker's file,
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but he replaced it with one of those
greeting cards that plays music.
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What a tricky son of a so-and-so.
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If I say yes to this,
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what do you bring to the table, Quinn?
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The thing he wants most.
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Who is it?
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I've already donated.
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Oh, Harley.
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To what do I owe the pleasure?
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Well, seein' as it's your
birthday and all, I got you a gift.
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Oh, you shouldn't have.
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I mean, especially
after what I did to Ivy.
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You must be very upset with me.
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Of course I'm referring to
the "murdering her on purpose".
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Oh, I hate you more
than you'll ever know.
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But I'm also practical.
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You won, and I wanna
be on the winnin' side.
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Oh, Harley, how
positively mature of you.
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I know, real growth.
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I thought maybe we could patch things up
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over a steamin' cup of...
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Batman.
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Oh, Harley, this... This is amazing.
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For the man who has everything,
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you found the one thing
I wanted and didn't have!
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He's buying it!
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Just keep your mouth shut.
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Well, happy birthday to me!
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Of course, no birthday's complete
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without my special birthday song.
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What do you say, Harls?
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For old time's sake?
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To my puddin'.
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♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪
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- ♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪
- ♪ Happy birthday... ♪
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Would you look at this
dumbass son of a bitch.
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Don't sing!
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- ♪ Happy birthday... ♪
- ♪ Happy birthday Clown prince of evil! ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪
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♪ And many more! ♪
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Wait a minute. That's not Batman!
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Shit! Shit, shit, shit!
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God damn it!
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Keep banging away.
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You'll never get away with this.
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Nighty night, Batman.
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Grab them!
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That's right, Harley!
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Run away!
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Make it stop!
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Oh, my God!
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Don't handi-crap your pants.
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No, Nurse, I said to prick his boil!
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Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
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Ugh!
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Take that...
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And that.
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And that.
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Yawn!
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Who would've thought my 25th
birthday month would be so blah.
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Maybe I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Celebrating!
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Think of all you've
accomplished in 38 years.
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I'm 25, and you know how I
feel about champagne corks.
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That could've hit me in the eye.
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Sorry about that.
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So, what shall we do now, boss?
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Maybe we build a giant maze, yeah?
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Dose the people in it with fear toxin?
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You are so one note, bag head.
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After Harley and I got disruptive,
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you know how we'd celebrate?
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Uh, fondue?
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"Fondue"? No!
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By getting more disruptive!
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Like kidnapping Gordon and eating sushi
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off his lumpy, naked body.
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I was picking hair
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out of my teeth for weeks.
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And now I'm doing this,
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which should be tons
of fun, but I'm bored.
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What is wrong with me?
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You're a sociopathic narcissist.
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It was rhetorical, asshole!
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And who do you think
you are, a psychiatrist?
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Let's find out.
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- What?
- Bloody hell!
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It's billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne.
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No!
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Are you shitting me!
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What is wrong with you?
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Don't you think I would have
done that had I wanted to?
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Half the fun of our relationship
was the mystery!
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Now I know Batman is just some boring
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rich asshole with parental issues.
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That's really reductive.
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Thanks for ruining the
funnest thing I had going.
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Now I don't even feel
like torturing him.
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Sorry, I thought it might
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be the kind of thing Harley would do.
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I don't care about Harley!
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I'm sorry, look, I must've
misread the situation
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when you kept saying
her name and reminiscing
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about all your memories together.
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Over and over and over and...
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Not even that was fun.
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WayneTech promised an
electric car by this year.
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I put a deposit down.
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Where's my goddamn electric car, Bruce?
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The guy at the flower shop said
black roses don't exist in nature,
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so I had to dye these.
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Just wanted you to have a little
bit of me in the ground with ya.
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Oh, Ive! I miss you so much!
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If you can hear me, just give me a sign.
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Harley?
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Hey there. I was just taking a little
catnap back here on the ol' rock.
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Are you living here?
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I don't know if I'd call this "living".
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You're damn right. I'm an indoor plant.
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I'm supposed to get indirect sunlight.
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I just hate the thought
of leaving Ivy alone.
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Hey, what... Why aren't you hiding?
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Bounty's up to... Oh, man!
That's a lot of zeros.
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But why does he want your ass alive?
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It's obvi. To make her
watch her crew get executed.
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Wait, what?
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Yeah. He's gonna execute them
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and then after, he's
throwing an '80s party.
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You don't have to dress up
but it's strongly suggested.
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God, so many iconic '80s
looks to choose from.
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I wanna go "Thriller"
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but I don't wanna be
the third "Thriller"
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in line for the potato
salad. You feel me?
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They're doing it at sundown tonight!
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Oh. I'm not gonna let this happen.
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Uh, how are you gonna
stop Joker by yourself
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when you couldn't
even do it with Batman?
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I don't know. I need a minute to think.
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One Mississippi, two Mississippi...
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- ... three Mississippi...
- Can you...
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Can you not be here right now?
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Like, you want me to go
over by that tree, or...
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You know, I know I said I don't
live here, but I sort of do.
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Just give me a sec with Ive, okay?
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Ive, what I'm gonna do
may be a suicide mission.
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If I don't see you back here,
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maybe I'll see you on the flip side.
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All right, here goes nothing.
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Hey!
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Oh, hey, Harley.
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I was just... Finishing Infinite Jest.
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Are you familiar with it?
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Spine looks pretty intact.
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Well, I have a digital copy, too.
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Anyway, are you here
for the big execution?
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There ain't gonna be an execution.
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Flyers say there is. Right
before the live '80s cover band.
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Their version of "Sweet
Child O' Mine" is...
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- It's okay.
- Release my friends.
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Or what? I have a whole
army inside this sick-ass tower.
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What leg do you have to stand on?
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It seems like you really want me alive,
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so, if you don't do what I say...
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I'm gone.
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Welcome to my penthouse.
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It's got all the amenities.
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Central air, 360-degree views,
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and a couple of horny tigers.
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What the hell do you want
from me? Where's my crew?
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I want you to put this on.
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Come on, remember how much
fun you had in that costume?
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No.
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I didn't have fun.
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You were the one having fun.
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It wasn't till I got away from you
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that I realized how deeply
un-fun being with you was.
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So I would rather blow
myself up and take you with me
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than go back to being your sidekick
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and wearing that fuckin' costume!
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Well, you could. Certainly an option.
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Only fly in the ointment
is if you blow yourself up,
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you'll take your crew with you.
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So, how about you make
this easy and put...
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the outfit...
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on.
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00:14:58,242 --> 00:14:59,964
- Don't do it.
- Do it.
260
00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:02,834
So, I put this on, you let them go?
261
00:15:02,836 --> 00:15:06,504
And if you don't...
262
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,307
I kill them.
263
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,848
Oh, there she is!
264
00:15:15,850 --> 00:15:18,334
Harley Quinn original recipe.
265
00:15:18,336 --> 00:15:20,786
Why'd you have to go
and mess with a classic?
266
00:15:20,788 --> 00:15:23,457
Are you gonna let my crew go, or what?
267
00:15:23,459 --> 00:15:24,749
I'm a man of my word.
268
00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:25,757
Buh-bye.
269
00:15:30,965 --> 00:15:34,313
She gave her life so that we may live.
270
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:40,406
Goodbye, Harley.
271
00:15:40,408 --> 00:15:43,775
Okay, I'm in the costume.
So what's the plan?
272
00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,578
Want me to make you a chocolate cake,
273
00:15:45,580 --> 00:15:49,415
put on Legally Blonde,
call you "puddin'"?
274
00:15:49,417 --> 00:15:51,824
Harley, I've got the city by the balls.
275
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:54,417
The cops are mine.
Batman's tied up and gagged.
276
00:15:54,419 --> 00:15:57,622
I have everything a man could want.
277
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:58,956
But I'm not happy.
278
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,774
And do you know why?
279
00:16:00,776 --> 00:16:03,733
Because you're a textbook
sociopathic narcissist
280
00:16:03,735 --> 00:16:07,376
with a chemical imbalance in your
parasympathetic nervous system?
281
00:16:07,378 --> 00:16:09,068
Hey, that's what Batman said.
282
00:16:09,070 --> 00:16:11,864
Hey, Batman, she said
the thing you said.
283
00:16:11,866 --> 00:16:15,268
Anyway, no. The reason I wasn't happy
284
00:16:15,270 --> 00:16:17,477
was because we weren't together.
285
00:16:17,479 --> 00:16:20,145
It wasn't until I got everything...
286
00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:22,647
that I realized it means nothing
287
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,583
without you by my side.
288
00:16:24,585 --> 00:16:25,676
Really?
289
00:16:25,678 --> 00:16:28,320
Harley, you're the missing
piece to my happiness.
290
00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:30,222
I knew you'd be back.
291
00:16:30,224 --> 00:16:33,892
I guess I could never
stay away from my puddin'.
292
00:16:35,730 --> 00:16:39,631
You were always so
unoriginal, stealing my ideas.
293
00:16:39,633 --> 00:16:43,533
Fuck you! This is for Ivy.
294
00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:48,174
Ha!
295
00:17:14,536 --> 00:17:16,834
Did you really think I was
gonna believe that bullshit
296
00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:19,138
about me being the missing piece?
297
00:17:19,140 --> 00:17:22,647
But that was all true!
298
00:17:22,649 --> 00:17:25,855
You see, I only have one weakness. You.
299
00:17:25,857 --> 00:17:27,629
And when you're the most
powerful man in the world,
300
00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:29,113
there's no room for weakness.
301
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:31,016
And so, my only option
302
00:17:31,018 --> 00:17:33,751
is to... Get rid of you.
303
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:36,087
Then do it. Kill me!
304
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:39,958
Do you take me for a basic bitch?
305
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,561
If I were I to kill you,
306
00:17:41,563 --> 00:17:45,296
you'd live on forever, an
emotional martyr in my soul.
307
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:49,267
So I'm going to erase
you from existence.
308
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:52,804
Pick her up. Follow me.
309
00:17:59,547 --> 00:18:01,997
I made the mistake of creating you,
310
00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:03,912
and now I'm going to undo that mistake.
311
00:18:03,914 --> 00:18:08,086
This acid will erase all
that makes you Harley Quinn.
312
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:11,257
You'll be a nobody. A blank canvas.
313
00:18:11,259 --> 00:18:14,526
A stranger on the streets.
314
00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:15,594
Normal.
315
00:18:15,596 --> 00:18:16,895
Don't do this.
316
00:18:16,897 --> 00:18:19,273
If you wanna kill me,
kill me, but don't do this!
317
00:18:19,275 --> 00:18:23,475
Should've thought of that before
you made me fall in love with you.
318
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:30,074
It's time. But don't worry,
319
00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:32,076
you won't remember a thing.
320
00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:36,081
Let me jump.
321
00:18:36,083 --> 00:18:38,917
Let this last act of
Harley Quinn be my own.
322
00:18:38,919 --> 00:18:40,486
You owe me at least that.
323
00:18:40,488 --> 00:18:44,238
Sure. Go nuts.
324
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:52,398
Goodbye, Harley Quinn.
325
00:18:53,768 --> 00:18:56,493
Wait a minute. Did anyone hear a splash?
326
00:18:56,495 --> 00:18:58,119
I've fallen in acid enough times
327
00:18:58,121 --> 00:18:59,845
to know that there should be a splash.
328
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:01,873
You're right about that, puddin'.
329
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:03,174
How did you...
330
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:05,643
Wait. Where are those vines coming from?
331
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,496
Oh, fuck.
332
00:19:22,163 --> 00:19:25,486
I knew I should've
harpooned you in the head!
333
00:19:25,488 --> 00:19:27,189
One in the head, one in the heart.
334
00:19:27,191 --> 00:19:29,168
It's Harpooning 101.
335
00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:34,340
Guess who's next?
336
00:19:34,342 --> 00:19:37,074
Harley... You don't wanna do this.
337
00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:39,045
We can rule Gotham together.
338
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,481
You're nothing without me!
339
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:45,161
You always tried to make me
think that, but it's not true!
340
00:19:45,163 --> 00:19:47,453
I have friends that
love and care about me.
341
00:19:47,455 --> 00:19:50,122
I'm moving on with my life
with the people that matter.
342
00:19:50,124 --> 00:19:51,989
And that ain't you, puddin'.
343
00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:54,092
- Drop him.
- Love to.
344
00:19:54,094 --> 00:19:56,128
You don't want to do this.
345
00:19:56,130 --> 00:19:58,229
I've always supported strong female
346
00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:01,832
friendships!
347
00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:13,245
Oh, Ive! Oh, my God!
348
00:20:13,247 --> 00:20:15,413
It was my tears, wasn't it?
349
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:16,973
My tears of friendship
350
00:20:16,975 --> 00:20:19,602
fell on your grave and
brought you back to life!
351
00:20:19,604 --> 00:20:22,622
Harls, I love you, but we don't
live in a Disney movie, okay?
352
00:20:22,624 --> 00:20:26,125
It was the renewing power of
nature that brought me back.
353
00:20:26,127 --> 00:20:29,706
And, you know, maybe the
tears helped a little, too.
354
00:20:56,990 --> 00:20:59,224
Oh, my God, he saved us.
355
00:20:59,226 --> 00:21:01,321
He'll be okay, right?
I mean, he's Batman.
356
00:21:01,323 --> 00:21:04,511
Sure. I mean, you know,
he's got the polymer suit
357
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:05,768
with the...
358
00:21:05,770 --> 00:21:07,870
Oh, shit. Let's get out of here.
359
00:21:30,284 --> 00:21:33,841
So, to summarize, good news,
Joker no longer rules Gotham.
360
00:21:33,843 --> 00:21:36,260
Bad news, thanks to an 8.6 earthquake,
361
00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:38,296
there's no longer a Gotham left to rule.
362
00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:39,965
And Batman is missing.
363
00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:41,900
More updates as we get them.
364
00:21:48,175 --> 00:21:50,409
And I just want the record to reflect
365
00:21:50,411 --> 00:21:52,311
that I always had faith in you, Harley.
366
00:21:52,313 --> 00:21:53,947
Did not doubt it for a moment.
367
00:21:53,948 --> 00:21:57,915
I did not feel the same way,
but am so glad I was wrong.
368
00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,183
Harls, ya did it.
369
00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:00,753
Justice League is gone,
370
00:22:00,755 --> 00:22:03,154
same with the Legion of
Doom, and the Joker's dead.
371
00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:05,524
Gotham is in complete chaos.
372
00:22:05,526 --> 00:22:09,576
It's so beautiful.
373
00:22:25,468 --> 00:22:28,468
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