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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,134 --> 00:00:15,399 [Birds Twittering] 2 00:00:51,206 --> 00:00:54,539 [Man Narrating] I came late to sex. I was nearly ten. 3 00:00:54,610 --> 00:00:58,808 That was when my friend Mark Watkins told me how babies were made. 4 00:01:01,450 --> 00:01:03,816 Really? Are you sure? 5 00:01:03,886 --> 00:01:08,880 Yeah. Honest. Saw it in one of my daddy's videos. 6 00:01:08,957 --> 00:01:12,518 [Man Narrating] For over a year after that, I thought babies were made 7 00:01:12,594 --> 00:01:15,893 when two women tied a man to a bed and covered his willy with ice cream. 8 00:01:20,035 --> 00:01:23,232 But it's your favourite flavour. 9 00:01:23,305 --> 00:01:25,239 Na na! 10 00:01:28,377 --> 00:01:31,744 [Man Narrating] At secondary school, we were given the facts. 11 00:01:31,813 --> 00:01:34,145 [Documentary Narrator] It's impossible for a male to mate... 12 00:01:34,216 --> 00:01:39,017 unless the female is willing to place herself correctly for him. 13 00:01:39,087 --> 00:01:43,786 She then lies with her hind legs spread out, her back arched inwards... 14 00:01:43,859 --> 00:01:47,158 and the formerly aggressive spines laid flat. 15 00:01:47,229 --> 00:01:50,255 The male seizes her by the scruff of the neck... 16 00:01:50,332 --> 00:01:52,562 and mating takes place. 17 00:01:52,634 --> 00:01:57,071 Mating lasts only a minute or two, and the pair separates. 18 00:01:57,139 --> 00:01:59,733 The male plays no further part in bringing up the family. 19 00:01:59,808 --> 00:02:03,676 Indeed, the two animals will probably never meet again. 20 00:02:03,745 --> 00:02:05,679 [Man Narrating] So, that was sex. 21 00:02:10,619 --> 00:02:13,645 Simple, really. Just find someone to do it with, 22 00:02:13,722 --> 00:02:17,818 find somewhere to do it, and do it. 23 00:02:17,893 --> 00:02:19,952 - [Brakes Screeching] - [Horn Honking] 24 00:02:21,597 --> 00:02:24,065 Thing is, when you are my age, 25 00:02:24,132 --> 00:02:27,124 it just isn't that simple. 26 00:02:30,305 --> 00:02:32,500 And as for falling in love 27 00:02:32,574 --> 00:02:36,374 well, nothing prepares you for that. 28 00:02:47,055 --> 00:02:48,989 Anything interesting? 29 00:02:49,057 --> 00:02:53,460 Oh. Not really. 30 00:02:53,528 --> 00:02:57,692 Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare. 31 00:02:57,766 --> 00:02:59,961 It's really, you know, boring. 32 00:03:00,035 --> 00:03:02,833 He speaks very highly of you. 33 00:03:07,709 --> 00:03:11,406 - You doing your homework? - Trying to. 34 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:14,608 You might find it easier with the book turned the right way up. 35 00:03:14,683 --> 00:03:17,846 [Chuckles] 36 00:03:17,919 --> 00:03:20,183 [Chuckles] 37 00:03:28,964 --> 00:03:32,127 - What do you do? - I'm a writer. 38 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:35,601 Wow. A writer. 39 00:03:35,671 --> 00:03:39,232 I've thought about, you know, writing and stuff. 40 00:03:39,307 --> 00:03:43,539 I'm not really sure. I-I've entered a competition in the local paper. 41 00:03:43,612 --> 00:03:45,546 You have to write about what it's like growing up as we approach... 42 00:03:45,614 --> 00:03:47,548 the new millennium. 43 00:03:47,616 --> 00:03:52,679 - And, uh, what is it like... - Oh, you know. 44 00:03:52,754 --> 00:03:56,246 Could be better. 45 00:03:57,325 --> 00:03:59,919 No. 46 00:03:59,995 --> 00:04:03,226 I guess it's hard for any sixteen-year-old, 47 00:04:03,298 --> 00:04:09,100 - but when you're... You know? - I know. 48 00:04:13,575 --> 00:04:16,339 [Chuckles] 49 00:04:20,115 --> 00:04:24,552 - You're lovely. - Well, you're not so bad yourself. 50 00:04:26,621 --> 00:04:29,055 - Tart. - Jealous. 51 00:04:29,124 --> 00:04:32,560 Oh, Linda, he's stunning. He's got eyes like Brad Pitt. 52 00:04:32,627 --> 00:04:35,960 - Tart. - He's witty and gorgeous. 53 00:04:36,031 --> 00:04:39,330 - Dangerous. - Lins, you know I'm always safe. 54 00:04:39,401 --> 00:04:43,838 Safe... What's safe about picking up men in toilets... 55 00:04:47,542 --> 00:04:49,635 You promised me you wouldn't do it anymore. 56 00:04:49,711 --> 00:04:52,407 I don't! I was just sitting outside minding my own business, and... 57 00:04:52,481 --> 00:04:55,644 Steve, babe, don't bullshit me. 58 00:04:55,717 --> 00:04:58,845 Some git starts blagging you outside the public bog, he's only up for one thing. 59 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:01,650 Well, where else am I supposed to meet other blokes like me... 60 00:05:01,723 --> 00:05:04,351 And he's not some randy old git. His name's Glen. 61 00:05:04,426 --> 00:05:07,862 He's up for the same thing I am. We're going to the woods again on Friday. 62 00:05:07,929 --> 00:05:10,659 The woods... Steve, you did it in the woods... You could have been... 63 00:05:10,732 --> 00:05:14,327 - Queer-bashed by squirrels... - He could have done anything to you. 64 00:05:14,402 --> 00:05:17,428 Or you could have been arrested. It's so risky. 65 00:05:17,506 --> 00:05:20,373 Life's a risk, Lins. 66 00:05:20,442 --> 00:05:25,106 Linda, Mum says if you don't come in for Your tea now, she'll give it to the dog. 67 00:05:25,180 --> 00:05:27,978 - Okay, okay. - You haven't got a dog. 68 00:05:28,049 --> 00:05:30,984 Well, we'll get one. 69 00:05:34,723 --> 00:05:37,624 He's never gonna let you drive it. 70 00:05:50,405 --> 00:05:53,169 That's not what he said he was doing. 71 00:05:56,511 --> 00:05:58,945 - Hi. - Hi. 72 00:06:00,682 --> 00:06:04,914 - You're late again. - Yeah. Just doing some research... 73 00:06:04,986 --> 00:06:07,250 for the newspaper competition. 74 00:06:07,322 --> 00:06:09,688 Special study groups proving useful then... 75 00:06:09,758 --> 00:06:13,319 - Great. - How's the article going... 76 00:06:13,395 --> 00:06:16,592 Oh...uh...not bad. Should meet the deadline. 77 00:06:16,665 --> 00:06:19,532 Oh. Deadlines. 78 00:06:19,601 --> 00:06:22,468 That's very... professional, isn't it... 79 00:06:22,537 --> 00:06:25,199 Well, he won't meet any deadlines sitting in the park. 80 00:06:27,242 --> 00:06:29,176 Sorry... 81 00:06:30,579 --> 00:06:34,572 Mrs. Gillingham said she saw you sitting in the park. 82 00:06:38,653 --> 00:06:41,747 Oh, yeah. I, uh... 83 00:06:41,823 --> 00:06:46,954 I had a bit of a block, so I went there to unblock. 84 00:06:49,397 --> 00:06:51,592 Steven, you are going to finish this article, aren't you... 85 00:06:51,666 --> 00:06:52,758 Of course I am. 86 00:06:52,834 --> 00:06:55,394 Because if this is just another of your fads, 87 00:06:55,470 --> 00:06:58,564 then you might as well use the study time for your schoolwork. 88 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:01,541 Hmm... 89 00:07:01,710 --> 00:07:03,541 Oh! 90 00:07:11,119 --> 00:07:14,452 ♪ I'm staying out for the summer ♪ 91 00:07:14,522 --> 00:07:17,787 - ♪ Playing games in the rain ♪ - [School Bell Rings] 92 00:07:17,859 --> 00:07:21,056 ♪ The guilt and the fortune ♪ 93 00:07:21,129 --> 00:07:24,895 ♪ Got me fooled again ♪ 94 00:07:24,966 --> 00:07:27,901 ♪ See, I work in a factory ♪ 95 00:07:27,969 --> 00:07:31,166 ♪ I don't want to be late ♪ 96 00:07:31,239 --> 00:07:34,504 ♪ I got my debts to pay for ♪ 97 00:07:34,576 --> 00:07:37,306 ♪ Gonna have to wait ♪ 98 00:07:37,979 --> 00:07:39,913 [Chuckles] 99 00:07:39,981 --> 00:07:42,449 ♪ If I ever see you again ♪ 100 00:07:42,517 --> 00:07:46,351 - ♪ I will tell you why ♪ - ♪ Tell you why ♪ 101 00:07:46,421 --> 00:07:49,322 ♪ I was low and insecure ♪ 102 00:07:49,391 --> 00:07:52,831 ♪ Didn't want to make you cry ♪ 103 00:07:52,964 --> 00:07:57,025 [Girl] "Come, gentle night. Come, loving black-browed night. 104 00:07:57,102 --> 00:08:01,038 - Give me my Romeo. And when I die,—" - [Door Opening] 105 00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:04,041 - Sorry, sir. - Ah, Steven. 106 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:06,407 What is it today... Earthquake... 107 00:08:06,478 --> 00:08:08,742 Bus hijacked by terrorists... 108 00:08:08,813 --> 00:08:11,475 Or were you confined to your house by the plague... 109 00:08:11,549 --> 00:08:13,483 - [Students Chuckling] - Sir... 110 00:08:13,551 --> 00:08:17,146 Romeo and Juliet, Steven. By William Shakespeare... 111 00:08:17,222 --> 00:08:21,784 Okay, sit down. Oh, have you finished that essay yet... 112 00:08:21,860 --> 00:08:25,421 - Uh... - Steve. If it's not done by tomorrow, 113 00:08:25,497 --> 00:08:27,488 I'll have to suggest to your parents that you join... 114 00:08:27,565 --> 00:08:29,760 the special study periods after school. 115 00:08:31,469 --> 00:08:33,767 Carry on, Wendy. 116 00:08:33,838 --> 00:08:36,568 ‘‘Take him and cut him out in little stars, 117 00:08:36,641 --> 00:08:39,269 and he will make the face of heaven so fine... 118 00:08:39,344 --> 00:08:41,369 - that all will be in love with night.... - [Whispering] Mark. 119 00:08:41,446 --> 00:08:44,938 - [Continues Reading] - Can I borrow your essay... 120 00:08:45,016 --> 00:08:47,849 "So tedious is this day as is the night before some festival... 121 00:08:47,919 --> 00:08:52,288 to an impatient child that hath new robes and may not wear them.... 122 00:08:52,357 --> 00:08:55,087 I'm just saying people sometimes go through a phase. 123 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,628 - A phase... Since I was eleven... - Eleven... 124 00:08:57,696 --> 00:09:00,563 That's how old I was when I discovered masturbation. 125 00:09:00,632 --> 00:09:02,759 [Chuckles] Mind you it was another three years... 126 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:06,167 before I realized I could do it on my own. 127 00:09:06,237 --> 00:09:10,196 Stop trying to shock me. I'm unshockable. 128 00:09:13,545 --> 00:09:15,570 Stick to your own balls. 129 00:09:22,420 --> 00:09:24,354 You haven't told those wankers you're gay, have you... 130 00:09:24,422 --> 00:09:26,447 Oh, yeah, I announced it at assembly this morning. 131 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:29,084 I told you, no one knows. 132 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:33,153 Geez, if they thought I really was gay... 133 00:09:33,231 --> 00:09:35,665 Fuck me around enough because I don't smoke or play football... 134 00:09:35,734 --> 00:09:38,965 and I've got an I.Q of over 25. 135 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:41,232 School full of tossers. 136 00:09:41,306 --> 00:09:43,672 Oh, yeah. Bet you fancy half of’em. 137 00:09:43,742 --> 00:09:45,835 No way. 138 00:09:45,910 --> 00:09:48,743 Not even him... 139 00:09:48,813 --> 00:09:52,806 John Dixon. He is sex on legs. 140 00:09:55,153 --> 00:09:57,917 I know. Every time I see his "head boy...badge... 141 00:09:57,989 --> 00:10:00,457 I wish it was an invitation. 142 00:10:00,525 --> 00:10:03,824 Sure wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating biscuits. 143 00:10:19,177 --> 00:10:23,773 - Great poster. - Yeah, but no one's gonna see it here. 144 00:10:23,848 --> 00:10:26,009 Well, why don't you take down all this artwork... 145 00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:28,678 It's been here for centuries. 146 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:31,688 You can create your own notice board. 147 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:33,815 Should we ask the teacher first... 148 00:10:33,892 --> 00:10:36,224 Probably. 149 00:10:38,630 --> 00:10:42,066 [Indistinct] 150 00:10:42,133 --> 00:10:44,897 - Are you sure this'll be okay... - Oh, it's fine. 151 00:10:44,969 --> 00:10:47,870 Look, if it makes you feel easier, I'll mention it to the Head later. 152 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:52,535 -Thanks. -Look, I'd better go. I've got training. 153 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:55,340 Don't work that body too hard. 154 00:11:05,423 --> 00:11:09,621 - Hi. - Oh, hi. 155 00:11:09,694 --> 00:11:13,790 So, um, you're on the school magazine this term. 156 00:11:13,865 --> 00:11:16,265 I am the school magazine. No one else could be fucked. 157 00:11:16,334 --> 00:11:19,826 I could be fu... I'd like to help. 158 00:11:19,904 --> 00:11:22,464 Whatever. Well, look... 159 00:11:22,540 --> 00:11:27,273 Finish clearing this lot and, um, stick that right in the middle, okay... 160 00:11:28,913 --> 00:11:33,350 - Yes! - [Whispering] Oh, for God's sake. 161 00:11:38,256 --> 00:11:41,350 Steve, he's not coming. 162 00:11:41,426 --> 00:11:44,293 The gorgeous Glen is 45 minutes late. 163 00:11:44,362 --> 00:11:47,991 - He just got held up. - By his balls, I hope. 164 00:11:57,242 --> 00:12:00,439 Sweetheart, I know you want me to meet him. I don't... 165 00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:03,071 I just don't feel very comfortable here. 166 00:12:03,147 --> 00:12:06,708 - Anyway, I've got to get home. - Not another driving lesson. 167 00:12:06,784 --> 00:12:10,379 - How many have you had now... - Forty... 168 00:12:10,455 --> 00:12:13,015 - eight. - [Chuckles] 169 00:12:13,091 --> 00:12:16,060 - You sure all you're doing is driving... - What else would we be doing... 170 00:12:16,127 --> 00:12:18,118 Not all men are obsessed with sex, you know. 171 00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:21,097 Who mentioned sex... 172 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:26,496 Look, you go home if you want to. 173 00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:29,904 - You'll scare him off if he sees you. - [Chuckles] Cheers! 174 00:12:29,974 --> 00:12:33,171 No, I mean if he sees me with... 175 00:12:33,244 --> 00:12:35,735 You know what I mean. 176 00:12:37,482 --> 00:12:39,973 You be careful. 177 00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:04,700 ♪ I feel it in my fingers ♪ 178 00:13:04,776 --> 00:13:08,041 ♪ I feel it in my toes ♪ 179 00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:14,741 ♪ Love is all around me ♪ 180 00:13:14,819 --> 00:13:18,585 ♪ And so the feeling grows ♪ 181 00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:24,618 ♪ It's written on the wind ♪ 182 00:13:24,696 --> 00:13:27,688 ♪ It's everywhere I go ♪ 183 00:13:31,369 --> 00:13:34,395 - ♪ So if you really love me ♪ - [Clears Throat] 184 00:13:34,472 --> 00:13:38,169 ♪ Come on and let it show ♪ 185 00:13:43,581 --> 00:13:48,177 ♪ You know I love you I always will ♪ 186 00:13:48,252 --> 00:13:50,186 ♪ My mind's made up ♪ 187 00:13:50,254 --> 00:13:53,087 ♪ By the way that I feel ♪ 188 00:13:53,157 --> 00:13:57,719 ♪ There's no beginning There'll be no end ♪ 189 00:13:57,795 --> 00:14:00,025 ♪ ’Cause on my love ♪ 190 00:14:00,098 --> 00:14:03,158 ♪ You can depend ♪ 191 00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:08,230 ♪ I see your face before me ♪ 192 00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:11,673 ♪ As I lay on my bed ♪ 193 00:14:14,746 --> 00:14:17,715 ♪ I kind of get to thinking ♪ 194 00:14:17,782 --> 00:14:20,580 ♪ Of all the things you said ♪ 195 00:14:24,422 --> 00:14:27,186 ♪ You gave your promise to me ♪ 196 00:14:27,258 --> 00:14:31,126 ♪ And I gave mine to you ♪ 197 00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:37,028 ♪ I need someone beside me ♪ 198 00:14:37,101 --> 00:14:40,195 ♪ In everything I do ♪ 199 00:14:42,740 --> 00:14:45,732 [Sighs] 200 00:14:45,810 --> 00:14:48,540 Oh, bugger. 201 00:14:55,753 --> 00:14:58,517 [Whispering] Meet you outside. On the bench. 202 00:14:58,589 --> 00:15:02,685 ♪ You know I love you I always will ♪ 203 00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:07,493 ♪ My mind's made up by the way that I feel ♪ 204 00:15:07,565 --> 00:15:12,127 ♪ There's no beginning There'll be no end ♪ 205 00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:17,766 ♪ ’Cause on my love you can depend ♪ 206 00:15:18,843 --> 00:15:22,335 ♪ It's written on the wind ♪ 207 00:15:22,413 --> 00:15:26,679 ♪ It's everywhere I go ♪ 208 00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:31,950 - Come on. Come on. - ♪ So if you really love me ♪ 209 00:15:32,023 --> 00:15:36,653 - ♪ Come on andIet it show ♪ - Come out. 210 00:16:09,892 --> 00:16:12,224 AIIright, mate... 211 00:16:12,294 --> 00:16:15,786 Carter, isn't it... 212 00:16:29,478 --> 00:16:31,912 - Fag... - Sorry... 213 00:16:35,251 --> 00:16:37,845 Oh. Thanks. 214 00:16:50,199 --> 00:16:52,394 [Coughs] 215 00:16:54,904 --> 00:16:57,270 [Exhales] 216 00:17:00,776 --> 00:17:03,711 This is a nice park. 217 00:17:03,779 --> 00:17:07,146 Yeah, it's nice. 218 00:17:07,216 --> 00:17:11,277 - [Coughs] - Filthy habit. 219 00:17:11,353 --> 00:17:13,446 - What... - Smoking. 220 00:17:13,522 --> 00:17:15,456 I only started because all my mates did. 221 00:17:15,524 --> 00:17:17,856 Peer pressure, they call it. 222 00:17:17,927 --> 00:17:20,225 Yeah. 223 00:17:20,296 --> 00:17:22,730 Peer pressure. 224 00:17:22,798 --> 00:17:25,790 - [Coughs] - Don't smoke to impress me. 225 00:17:25,868 --> 00:17:29,065 - You be yourself. - Yeah. 226 00:17:37,446 --> 00:17:40,074 - Listen, Dixon, I... - Hey, the name's John. 227 00:17:40,149 --> 00:17:43,983 John. About what happened in there... 228 00:17:44,053 --> 00:17:46,453 Forget it, mate. My mistake. I don't know what came over me. 229 00:17:46,522 --> 00:17:49,047 In there it's usually a question of not knowing who came over you. 230 00:17:58,367 --> 00:18:03,361 - I didn't know it was you. - I certainly didn't know it was you. 231 00:18:03,439 --> 00:18:05,532 Look, let's just put it out of our minds. 232 00:18:05,608 --> 00:18:08,406 You don't know why you did it either, right... 233 00:18:16,952 --> 00:18:19,477 Y-You mean you're... 234 00:18:21,523 --> 00:18:25,084 Geez, I thought—when Kevin and the guys call you names and that, 235 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:27,094 they're only taking the piss, right... 236 00:18:27,162 --> 00:18:30,859 I mean, you're not really...dodgy... 237 00:18:32,301 --> 00:18:35,828 - Yeah, I'm...dodgy. - Oh, fuck me. 238 00:18:35,904 --> 00:18:40,204 No, I don't mean... I just mean... 239 00:18:40,276 --> 00:18:43,473 Fuck me. I'm sorry. 240 00:18:44,947 --> 00:18:47,211 Don't be. I'm not. 241 00:18:52,121 --> 00:18:55,113 What are you up to now... Do you fancy going for a coffee or something, or... 242 00:18:55,190 --> 00:18:57,784 - I live around the corner. - No, I don't like coffee. 243 00:18:57,860 --> 00:19:01,023 Anyway, I should get in some training tonight. You know, sports day. 244 00:19:08,637 --> 00:19:11,299 Yeah. Good luck. 245 00:19:14,576 --> 00:19:18,205 Are... 246 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:20,874 Are your parents in... 247 00:19:39,501 --> 00:19:42,368 - You did say no sugar, didn't you... - Yeah. 248 00:19:42,438 --> 00:19:45,202 Here. It's hot. 249 00:19:48,977 --> 00:19:51,878 Why don't you sit down... There's only the bed, I'm afraid. 250 00:19:59,822 --> 00:20:02,290 - Is it okay... - The bed... 251 00:20:02,358 --> 00:20:06,226 - The tea. - Oh, yeah. Great. 252 00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:14,592 Didn't... Didn't have you down for a soccer fan. 253 00:20:14,670 --> 00:20:17,969 - I'm not. - Why all the... 254 00:20:19,675 --> 00:20:22,769 Oh. 255 00:20:28,450 --> 00:20:30,714 - How long have you known that you're... - Dodgy... 256 00:20:30,786 --> 00:20:33,812 - [Chuckles] - Since I was 11. 257 00:20:33,889 --> 00:20:37,120 - Fuck me. Eleven years old... - Yeah. 258 00:20:37,192 --> 00:20:41,822 When I was in the Cubs, there was this... this porn mag being passed around, 259 00:20:41,897 --> 00:20:45,025 and all the other kids were deciding which girl they liked and stuff, 260 00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:47,694 and, uh, and one kid whispers to me, 261 00:20:47,770 --> 00:20:51,706 "Don't know what the fuss is about. I'd rather see another boy's willy anytime.... 262 00:20:51,774 --> 00:20:55,301 -So, I said, "So would I....[Chuckles] -[Chuckles] 263 00:21:01,617 --> 00:21:04,484 I've never really talked to another bloke about this stuff. 264 00:21:04,553 --> 00:21:07,579 Oh, it's okay. I'm just interested. 265 00:21:07,656 --> 00:21:10,955 Well, intrigued. 266 00:21:12,528 --> 00:21:16,487 - Like, does anyone know... - Only Linda. She's a mate of mine. 267 00:21:16,565 --> 00:21:20,001 - What about your parents... - Haven't got a clue. 268 00:21:20,068 --> 00:21:23,629 - What if they found out... - I'm not gonna let them find out. 269 00:21:23,705 --> 00:21:25,673 They'd be gutted. 270 00:21:35,417 --> 00:21:38,181 Blimey! 271 00:21:38,253 --> 00:21:41,689 - Oh, that must be Linda's. - And what was it doing in your bed... 272 00:21:41,757 --> 00:21:44,851 - Please. - Bloody hell. A gay teddy bear. 273 00:21:44,927 --> 00:21:48,522 -John. - [Laughing] 274 00:22:13,055 --> 00:22:15,319 I can't. I can't handle that. 275 00:22:15,390 --> 00:22:17,358 It's all right, John. Lots of gay blokes don't like kissing. 276 00:22:17,426 --> 00:22:20,987 I'm not gay! [Sighs] Look. 277 00:22:21,063 --> 00:22:24,658 I don't know why I... It was just a bit of fun. 278 00:22:24,733 --> 00:22:27,258 - I only came for coffee. - You don't like coffee. 279 00:22:27,336 --> 00:22:30,305 Stop being so fucking clever! 280 00:22:30,372 --> 00:22:33,170 John! 281 00:22:45,220 --> 00:22:48,781 ......[Drums] 282 00:22:57,299 --> 00:22:59,267 Hi, John. 283 00:23:01,637 --> 00:23:04,231 Steven! 284 00:23:07,976 --> 00:23:11,070 Steven! 285 00:23:11,146 --> 00:23:13,205 What... 286 00:23:13,282 --> 00:23:15,876 - Your tea's ready. - I'm not hungry. 287 00:23:26,995 --> 00:23:29,793 Steven, have you got something on your mind... 288 00:23:29,865 --> 00:23:32,231 No. 289 00:23:33,302 --> 00:23:36,897 - Is that your article... - Yeah. 290 00:23:36,972 --> 00:23:41,102 - Pleased with it... - No, it's crap. Stupid. 291 00:23:42,711 --> 00:23:45,578 But you were really into it. 292 00:23:45,647 --> 00:23:47,427 - Come on, let's have a look. - No. 293 00:23:49,162 --> 00:23:53,098 - I'm not sending it in. - Oh, God, Steven. 294 00:23:54,701 --> 00:23:58,637 Why can't you see something through for once... 295 00:23:58,705 --> 00:24:01,003 I mean, what's your problem... 296 00:24:09,682 --> 00:24:13,482 - Sorry to be such a disappointment. - [Scoffs] 297 00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:25,662 - Yeah, but if they hadn't lied... - They had to lie. 298 00:24:25,732 --> 00:24:28,530 You don't think being up front about it would have been better... 299 00:24:28,601 --> 00:24:31,570 What, like, "Mom, you know that bloke Romeo... 300 00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:35,734 Well, I know I'm only 14 and that, and I know he's just murdered your cousin, 301 00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:37,867 but I thought he was a bit of all right, so I married him.... 302 00:24:37,944 --> 00:24:41,539 [Teacher] Well, what would you guys have done in that situation... 303 00:24:43,516 --> 00:24:46,849 - Steven... - Sir... 304 00:24:46,919 --> 00:24:50,252 - I said, what would you have done... - Me... When, sir... 305 00:24:50,323 --> 00:24:52,314 [Students Chucking] 306 00:24:52,392 --> 00:24:56,055 -[BeIIRings] -Okay, Iisten. Rememberthat tomorrow... 307 00:24:56,129 --> 00:24:58,495 You wiIIhave to recite a speech. 308 00:24:58,564 --> 00:25:02,193 Any chance of borrowing camera equipment from your dad for the magazine... 309 00:25:02,268 --> 00:25:04,668 No chance. He's got real down on me at the moment. 310 00:25:04,737 --> 00:25:08,298 Well, could you ask him anyway... It'sjust...I told Wendy... 311 00:25:08,374 --> 00:25:11,673 God, Mark, I'm not groveling to my dad just so you can impress Wendy Bates. 312 00:25:11,744 --> 00:25:14,406 Oh, thanks. 313 00:25:16,783 --> 00:25:19,377 - What's up, Steve... - What do you mean, sir... 314 00:25:19,452 --> 00:25:23,183 - Everything okay at home... - Everything's fine. 315 00:25:23,256 --> 00:25:25,781 - Girl trouble... - I said everything's fine. 316 00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:28,850 Oh, did Mark ask you about the camera... 317 00:25:28,928 --> 00:25:31,863 Uh, yeah. I don't think I'm gonna be able to get one. 318 00:25:31,931 --> 00:25:34,126 Oh, that's a shame. Wendy's doing a piece for the magazine... 319 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,031 about the athletics team... 320 00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:39,299 and we need some photographs... You sure you can't help... 321 00:25:48,448 --> 00:25:51,747 What's with this sudden interest... 322 00:25:51,818 --> 00:25:55,845 Well, I just thought doing the school magazine would be good for me. 323 00:25:55,922 --> 00:25:59,688 Hmm. Okay. 324 00:25:59,759 --> 00:26:03,820 Just you make sure I get it back. I need it for Richard's wedding. 325 00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:06,296 And yes, you do have to come. 326 00:26:06,366 --> 00:26:09,665 - I'm afraid I'm a bit early. My... - Ah, Mr. Armstrong. 327 00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:14,503 Not to worry. I'm not quite ready myself yet, so make yourself at home. 328 00:26:14,574 --> 00:26:18,066 I’II be back in a minute. Debbie, can I just check something... 329 00:26:18,144 --> 00:26:22,604 Glen! God, I thought I'd never see you again. 330 00:26:22,682 --> 00:26:24,513 What the hell are you doing here... 331 00:26:24,584 --> 00:26:26,449 I just came to borrow a camera from my dad. 332 00:26:26,519 --> 00:26:29,283 - Your dad... - It's cool. 333 00:26:29,355 --> 00:26:31,619 He's got no idea. 334 00:26:33,693 --> 00:26:37,322 - Why did you stand me up the other day... - Please, keep your voice down. 335 00:26:37,397 --> 00:26:41,493 - Did you find another man... - Right. Ready for your big moment... 336 00:26:41,567 --> 00:26:44,502 - [Baby Crying] - Hello, darling. 337 00:26:44,570 --> 00:26:46,663 [Crying Continues] 338 00:26:46,739 --> 00:26:49,264 I thought I told you not to wear that jacket. 339 00:26:49,342 --> 00:26:53,870 Now, Mrs. Armstrong, if you'd like to just take a seat there. 340 00:26:55,381 --> 00:27:00,444 - [Baby Crying] - Good. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. 341 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:04,183 Hello. 342 00:27:04,257 --> 00:27:07,226 "From forth the fatal loins of these two foes, 343 00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:11,457 a pair of star-crossed lovers.... 344 00:27:11,531 --> 00:27:14,432 A...Which speech are you learning... 345 00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:16,934 Romeo, Romeo, cover me in honey... 346 00:27:17,003 --> 00:27:18,971 - and suck it off with a straw. - What... 347 00:27:19,038 --> 00:27:23,134 - God, he's perfect. - Fancy him, do ya... 348 00:27:23,209 --> 00:27:25,700 - He can pass me his baton any day. - [Girls Chuckling] 349 00:27:25,778 --> 00:27:27,541 - Hi. - You girls using... 350 00:27:27,613 --> 00:27:29,547 your study periods productively... 351 00:27:29,615 --> 00:27:31,947 Yes, sir. I was just helping Wendy do some research. 352 00:27:32,018 --> 00:27:33,986 Um, Steve's gonna take the photos for us. 353 00:27:34,053 --> 00:27:35,987 It's all right if he joins the magazine team, isn't it... 354 00:27:36,055 --> 00:27:39,547 Uh, yeah, all right, thanks. 355 00:27:41,194 --> 00:27:44,391 -John, we need to do that shoot now. - Yeah, fine. 356 00:27:46,265 --> 00:27:49,598 - Hi. - Hi. 357 00:27:50,870 --> 00:27:53,532 - [Teacher] Is that your team vest... - Yeah. 358 00:27:53,606 --> 00:27:57,542 - Maybe you should wear that. - Yeah, if you want. 359 00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:03,446 Well, you're the expert, Steven, so I'll leave it to you. 360 00:28:08,588 --> 00:28:12,149 Hey, you know that guy who was arrested last month for flashing young lads... 361 00:28:12,225 --> 00:28:14,455 - Yeah. - He's only a bloody priest. 362 00:28:14,527 --> 00:28:16,859 - Was he arrested in the organ loft... - In the park. 363 00:28:16,929 --> 00:28:18,726 The police say the woods are full of pervs. 364 00:28:18,798 --> 00:28:19,765 Jess! 365 00:28:19,832 --> 00:28:23,290 - Right on cue. - We need to talk. 366 00:28:23,369 --> 00:28:25,803 Shouldn't you be somewhere else, Kevin, like remedial reading... 367 00:28:25,872 --> 00:28:28,136 - [Students Chuckling] - P.M.T., is it, Jessica... 368 00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:31,233 Yeah. Post-moron tension. 369 00:28:31,310 --> 00:28:33,471 Best thing you ever did dumping that wanker. 370 00:28:33,546 --> 00:28:35,707 Hey, Steve, do you want to go to the woods later with a camera, 371 00:28:35,781 --> 00:28:38,215 get some "News of the World... stuff for the mag... 372 00:28:38,284 --> 00:28:40,582 No, seriously, we could write something about this. 373 00:28:40,653 --> 00:28:42,587 We want the magazine to be more radical this year, right... 374 00:28:42,655 --> 00:28:44,987 Well, what could be more radical than a gay story... 375 00:28:45,057 --> 00:28:46,547 It's not a gay story. 376 00:28:46,626 --> 00:28:48,651 - It's a pervert story. - What's the difference... 377 00:28:48,728 --> 00:28:52,061 Well, you're not gay and you're a pervert. 378 00:28:52,131 --> 00:28:54,656 Something funny, Carter... 379 00:28:54,734 --> 00:28:57,669 - [Jessica] Leave him alone, Kevin! - Queer fuck! 380 00:28:57,737 --> 00:29:00,103 - Still laughing, are we... - I'm not queer. 381 00:29:00,172 --> 00:29:02,732 Kevin! 382 00:29:02,808 --> 00:29:04,833 Stop pratting around, Grainger. 383 00:29:04,911 --> 00:29:07,243 Leave the girlies alone. 384 00:29:11,984 --> 00:29:14,214 You okay... 385 00:29:14,287 --> 00:29:17,848 Uh, yeah, I'm fine. 386 00:29:17,924 --> 00:29:21,826 So, um, when did you and Kevin split up... 387 00:29:21,894 --> 00:29:24,260 Oh, um, 388 00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:27,060 a few days ago. 389 00:29:27,133 --> 00:29:30,125 I-I'd rather not, you know... 390 00:29:32,672 --> 00:29:35,038 - I knew she liked him. - [Chuckles] 391 00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:37,803 Yeah. He's liked her forever. 392 00:29:37,877 --> 00:29:40,539 - Think she'll go out with him... - Maybe. 393 00:29:40,613 --> 00:29:43,138 If she finally gives up on the idea of stealing John Dixon... 394 00:29:43,215 --> 00:29:46,378 away from Christina "Supermodel...Lindmann. 395 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,454 - You ever seen her... - No. 396 00:29:49,522 --> 00:29:51,820 - Not even the underwear pictures... - No, I... 397 00:29:51,891 --> 00:29:55,088 She's not a real model. She models underwear for mail-order catalogs. 398 00:29:55,161 --> 00:29:57,152 Oh. 399 00:29:57,229 --> 00:29:59,857 Still, she is rather gorgeous. 400 00:29:59,932 --> 00:30:03,629 I told Wendy you'd have to be pretty special to take John away from her. 401 00:30:30,997 --> 00:30:33,488 - [Door Closing] - Is that you, Steven... 402 00:30:33,566 --> 00:30:35,033 Yeah. 403 00:30:35,101 --> 00:30:37,899 I brought your photos back. They're on your desk. 404 00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:40,200 Oh, thanks. 405 00:30:54,538 --> 00:30:58,065 I think she likes me, but she seems, like, quite distant sometimes. 406 00:30:58,142 --> 00:31:01,543 It's killing me. We're talking permanent erection here. 407 00:31:01,612 --> 00:31:04,843 - There's a medical term for that. - Uh, yeah...sad bastard. 408 00:31:04,915 --> 00:31:07,281 Funny. Did you see her this morning... 409 00:31:07,351 --> 00:31:09,376 I'm sure she's not wearing a bra. You can see the outline... 410 00:31:09,453 --> 00:31:11,478 God, just ask her to go to the bloody ball with you. 411 00:31:11,555 --> 00:31:15,821 - Well, it's difficult. - It could be more fucking difficult. 412 00:31:15,893 --> 00:31:18,726 Do you want to go to the cinema on Sunday... If you don't pull at the ball. 413 00:31:18,796 --> 00:31:21,458 - [Sighs] Maybe. - Go on, it'll cheer you up. 414 00:31:21,532 --> 00:31:24,023 - I don't need cheering up. - Oh, yeah, right. 415 00:31:24,101 --> 00:31:26,296 All right. Cinema, Sunday. 416 00:31:35,012 --> 00:31:37,344 How's, uh... 417 00:31:37,414 --> 00:31:41,145 - How's tricks... - Fine. 418 00:31:43,754 --> 00:31:46,746 We must stop meeting like this. 419 00:31:56,133 --> 00:31:59,034 - Hi, Mr. Carter. - Hello, Linda. 420 00:32:00,337 --> 00:32:04,433 - You look nice today. - So do you. 421 00:32:04,508 --> 00:32:07,341 - Mrs. C. - See you Monday, Linda love. 422 00:32:07,411 --> 00:32:09,709 Have a nice time, eh... 423 00:32:11,649 --> 00:32:13,583 Steve! 424 00:32:13,651 --> 00:32:17,348 ♪ Now pretty ladies around the world ♪ 425 00:32:17,421 --> 00:32:21,551 ♪ Got a weird thing to show you so tell all the boys and girls ♪ 426 00:32:21,625 --> 00:32:25,425 ♪ Tell your brother, your sister and your mama too... 427 00:32:25,496 --> 00:32:29,694 ♪ ‘Cause we're about throw down and you know just what to do ♪ 428 00:32:29,767 --> 00:32:35,171 ♪ Wave your hands in the air like you don't care ♪ 429 00:32:35,239 --> 00:32:37,400 So, that's the incredible Christina Lindmann... 430 00:32:37,474 --> 00:32:39,339 Where... 431 00:32:39,410 --> 00:32:41,344 The girl you've been staring at for the last 20 minutes. 432 00:32:41,412 --> 00:32:44,404 Have not. 433 00:32:44,481 --> 00:32:47,473 You ever thought of doing it with an older woman... 434 00:32:48,652 --> 00:32:50,847 Not exactly. 435 00:32:50,921 --> 00:32:54,379 ♪ When you hear the call you've got to get it underway ♪ 436 00:32:54,458 --> 00:32:59,054 ♪ Word up It's the code word ♪ 437 00:32:59,129 --> 00:33:02,360 ♪ No matter where you say it You know that you'll be heard ♪ 438 00:33:02,433 --> 00:33:04,958 ♪ Now all you sucker DJ's ♪ 439 00:33:05,035 --> 00:33:07,128 Stop staring at him. It's embarrassing. 440 00:33:07,204 --> 00:33:10,640 - He stares back. - In your dreams. 441 00:33:10,708 --> 00:33:15,372 ♪ You try to put on those airs and act real cool ♪ 442 00:33:15,446 --> 00:33:19,439 ♪ But you've got to realize that you're acting like fools ♪ 443 00:33:19,516 --> 00:33:24,010 ♪ Give us music, we can use it We need to dance ♪ 444 00:33:24,088 --> 00:33:27,683 ♪ We don't have the time for psychological romance ♪ 445 00:33:27,758 --> 00:33:30,488 - Get off of me! - ♪ No romance, no romance ♪ 446 00:33:30,561 --> 00:33:32,995 ♪ No romance for me, mama ♪ 447 00:33:33,063 --> 00:33:36,032 ♪ Come on, baby tell me what's the word ♪ 448 00:33:36,100 --> 00:33:38,091 ♪ Word up ♪ 449 00:33:38,168 --> 00:33:43,071 ......[Continues Faintly] 450 00:33:58,188 --> 00:34:01,055 - [Sniffles] - You, um... 451 00:34:02,860 --> 00:34:06,318 - You okay... - Yeah. 452 00:34:06,397 --> 00:34:08,490 Just needed some air. [Sniffles] 453 00:34:08,565 --> 00:34:12,592 Kevin Grainger's a right twat, isn't he... 454 00:34:12,669 --> 00:34:16,230 ......[Dance] 455 00:34:19,676 --> 00:34:23,442 You all right, my man... 456 00:34:23,514 --> 00:34:26,039 - See anyone you fancy... - Mmm. 457 00:34:26,116 --> 00:34:30,143 - Yeah, Jessica. - Ah, forget her. Pasture's new, boy. 458 00:34:30,220 --> 00:34:32,814 Pastures is right. Cows, the lot of them. 459 00:34:32,890 --> 00:34:35,723 Well, you don't look at the mantle piece when you're poking the fire, do ya... 460 00:34:35,793 --> 00:34:39,194 What happens if you're poking the mantle piece... 461 00:34:42,199 --> 00:34:45,032 So, it was fine for six months. 462 00:34:47,004 --> 00:34:49,131 He was nice, 463 00:34:49,206 --> 00:34:52,471 almost, you know, romantic. 464 00:34:52,543 --> 00:34:56,274 Kevin Grainger, romantic... Give me a break. 465 00:34:57,681 --> 00:35:01,344 Well, then we...you know, [Sniffles] 466 00:35:01,418 --> 00:35:03,716 did it. 467 00:35:03,787 --> 00:35:06,255 First time for me. 468 00:35:06,323 --> 00:35:08,985 - And... - [Sniffles] 469 00:35:09,059 --> 00:35:13,086 Oh, God, I'm not sure I should be telling all this to a bloke. 470 00:35:13,163 --> 00:35:17,600 Okay. On the day after we...you know, 471 00:35:17,668 --> 00:35:21,968 Wendy heard him tell the lads about... well, everything. 472 00:35:23,574 --> 00:35:26,168 Details, graphic details. 473 00:35:26,243 --> 00:35:29,974 Even what I'd been saying when we were... 474 00:35:30,047 --> 00:35:33,380 I felt humiliated. 475 00:35:33,450 --> 00:35:36,385 He said he's sorry. He said he wants me back, but... 476 00:35:36,453 --> 00:35:39,354 No, you deserve better than that. 477 00:35:40,591 --> 00:35:43,116 Thanks. 478 00:35:43,193 --> 00:35:45,252 Look, I'm fine now. Let's go back in. 479 00:35:47,764 --> 00:35:49,789 [Sniffles, Sighs] 480 00:35:49,867 --> 00:35:52,062 Anyway, I think I'm off blokes for life. 481 00:35:52,135 --> 00:35:54,262 - What about you... - Me... 482 00:35:54,338 --> 00:35:57,364 Yeah, you're a real secretive one. Got a girl in your life... 483 00:35:57,441 --> 00:35:59,636 No, not really. 484 00:35:59,710 --> 00:36:02,008 But you'd like there to be. 485 00:36:02,079 --> 00:36:05,242 - Something like that. - Who... Someone here tonight... 486 00:36:05,315 --> 00:36:07,909 - Yeah. - Anyone I know... 487 00:36:10,487 --> 00:36:13,615 ♪ If you really want it good, girl ♪ 488 00:36:13,690 --> 00:36:17,251 ♪ Get yourself a bad boy ♪ 489 00:36:19,196 --> 00:36:23,963 ♪ Get it like it could be, would be Yeah, like it should be ♪ 490 00:36:24,034 --> 00:36:26,434 ♪ If you want it to be good, girl ♪ 491 00:36:26,503 --> 00:36:30,064 ♪ Get yourself a bad boy ♪ 492 00:36:30,140 --> 00:36:32,267 There you are. She looks available. 493 00:36:32,342 --> 00:36:34,970 God, you'd have to be desperate. 494 00:36:38,615 --> 00:36:41,140 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 495 00:36:43,387 --> 00:36:46,151 Hi. I'm Kevin. 496 00:36:47,624 --> 00:36:50,184 - And you are... - Thirsty. 497 00:36:50,260 --> 00:36:53,320 - Fancy a real drink, Kirsty... - No, thanks. 498 00:36:53,397 --> 00:36:55,456 Something else, then... Diet Coke... 499 00:36:58,468 --> 00:37:02,598 You know, I really like... cuddly girls. 500 00:37:07,010 --> 00:37:08,944 So, uh, could I see you home tonight... 501 00:37:09,012 --> 00:37:11,071 He's seeing me home. 502 00:37:11,148 --> 00:37:14,640 - That wanker... - No, not you, Steven. 503 00:37:14,718 --> 00:37:18,119 Oy, Carter! Not exactly an oil painting, is she... 504 00:37:18,188 --> 00:37:21,316 No, she's cuddly, 505 00:37:21,391 --> 00:37:25,191 and until a few seconds ago, you assumed that because I'm a fat girl... 506 00:37:25,262 --> 00:37:28,060 instead of some slim oil painting, I'd be gagging... 507 00:37:28,131 --> 00:37:30,065 for a quick one in the doorway of Toys-R-Us. 508 00:37:30,133 --> 00:37:33,762 - Linda. - I can just imagine sex with you: 509 00:37:33,837 --> 00:37:36,499 the pathetic fumbling to find the bra strap, 510 00:37:36,573 --> 00:37:39,667 the slobbery kisses, belching into some poor girl's mouth... 511 00:37:39,743 --> 00:37:43,110 because you've had too much chilli sauce on your kebab... 512 00:37:43,180 --> 00:37:46,843 and then the main event, which is either over in seconds... 513 00:37:46,917 --> 00:37:50,375 or not at all because you're too fucking pissed. 514 00:37:50,454 --> 00:37:52,319 Shall I take that as a definite ‘‘no’’... 515 00:37:52,389 --> 00:37:55,654 - Take it up your bum. - Thought that was his department. 516 00:37:55,726 --> 00:37:59,330 Just because he's got a prick, he thinks he's God's gift to womankind. 517 00:38:02,933 --> 00:38:04,958 Sod this. If you're going to put me through this bloody torture, 518 00:38:05,035 --> 00:38:08,334 we might as well at least have a dance. 519 00:38:33,464 --> 00:38:37,423 ♪ She wasn't easy ♪ 520 00:38:37,501 --> 00:38:41,665 ♪ Changing rocking rolling minds ♪ 521 00:38:41,739 --> 00:38:44,469 ♪ And things were getting shaky ♪ 522 00:38:46,277 --> 00:38:50,373 ♪ I thought I had to leave it behind ♪ 523 00:38:50,447 --> 00:38:53,610 ♪ But now it's so much better ♪ 524 00:38:53,684 --> 00:38:58,121 ♪ Hey, I'm funky now in every way ♪ 525 00:38:58,189 --> 00:39:00,214 ......[Fades] 526 00:39:00,291 --> 00:39:03,055 ......[Ballad] 527 00:39:17,942 --> 00:39:23,403 ♪ You are so beautiful ♪ 528 00:39:29,286 --> 00:39:32,255 ♪ To me ♪ 529 00:39:34,491 --> 00:39:39,485 ♪ You are so beautiful ♪ 530 00:39:45,202 --> 00:39:47,363 ♪ To me ♪ 531 00:39:49,006 --> 00:39:51,941 ♪ Can't you see ♪ 532 00:39:54,578 --> 00:39:58,605 ♪ You're everything I hoped for ♪ 533 00:40:01,652 --> 00:40:06,487 ♪ You're everything I need ♪ 534 00:40:09,627 --> 00:40:14,496 ♪ You are so beautiful ♪ 535 00:40:16,300 --> 00:40:18,700 ♪ To me ♪ 536 00:40:21,205 --> 00:40:26,609 ♪ You are so beautiful ♪ 537 00:40:30,314 --> 00:40:32,509 Don't you start! 538 00:40:32,583 --> 00:40:36,610 - Sorry, I was thinking of someone else. - Charming. 539 00:40:36,687 --> 00:40:41,647 ♪ You are so beautiful ♪ 540 00:40:45,663 --> 00:40:48,962 ♪ To me ♪ 541 00:40:49,033 --> 00:40:51,831 God, it gets really boring sometimes. 542 00:40:51,902 --> 00:40:53,836 You haven't got a monopoly on rejection, you know. 543 00:40:53,904 --> 00:40:56,771 - At least you're not me. - Cuddly. 544 00:40:56,840 --> 00:41:01,402 Sweetheart, I'm not cuddly. I'm not a big girl, I'm not well-rounded. 545 00:41:01,478 --> 00:41:03,571 I'm absolutely fuckin...enormous. 546 00:41:03,647 --> 00:41:07,708 The only offers I get are from dickheads like Kevin "Shit-for-brains...Grainger, 547 00:41:07,785 --> 00:41:11,050 and even then after he's tried every other girl in the place. 548 00:41:11,121 --> 00:41:13,453 At the end ofthe evening, dancing with the desperate. 549 00:41:13,524 --> 00:41:15,992 Tsk. Men. 550 00:41:16,060 --> 00:41:19,029 Look, let's have a night ofdebauchery while your parents are away. 551 00:41:19,096 --> 00:41:22,532 I'll nip home and get a video, you can break into your mum's Cinzano cellar. 552 00:41:22,599 --> 00:41:26,695 We'll have a threesome... you, me and Mel Gibson. 553 00:41:26,770 --> 00:41:29,762 - What will the neighbors think... - We are the neighbors. 554 00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:32,331 Yeah. I'll put the door on the latch. 555 00:41:39,183 --> 00:41:42,778 I'm changing! Down in a sec. 556 00:41:42,853 --> 00:41:45,845 [FootstepsApproaching] 557 00:41:45,923 --> 00:41:47,891 I said I'll be down... 558 00:42:03,841 --> 00:42:05,775 Hi. 559 00:42:11,648 --> 00:42:14,617 Please, I... 560 00:42:14,685 --> 00:42:17,279 I need to... 561 00:42:19,022 --> 00:42:21,081 I need to use your loo. 562 00:42:25,496 --> 00:42:27,430 Oh. 563 00:42:29,266 --> 00:42:31,826 It's fiirst on the right. 564 00:42:43,447 --> 00:42:45,972 Shit! 565 00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:51,454 [DoorCIosing] 566 00:42:53,857 --> 00:42:56,155 [Sniffs] 567 00:43:12,276 --> 00:43:15,871 [ToiIet FIushing] 568 00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:19,742 Linda! IreaIIy don't feeItoogood. 569 00:43:19,817 --> 00:43:22,183 - I think I'll just go to bed. - But... 570 00:43:22,252 --> 00:43:27,383 - Good night. - Steven, I really hate you sometimes. 571 00:43:33,430 --> 00:43:36,797 The uh... The front door was open. 572 00:43:38,702 --> 00:43:41,830 I just had to, um... 573 00:43:45,476 --> 00:43:48,877 - Are your parents out... - Thank God. 574 00:43:59,189 --> 00:44:04,058 - Coffee... - I don't like coffee! 575 00:44:04,127 --> 00:44:06,560 You don't like kissing. 576 00:44:12,332 --> 00:44:14,596 I'm sorry. 577 00:44:17,838 --> 00:44:19,772 Please. 578 00:44:21,875 --> 00:44:24,241 Help me. 579 00:44:26,179 --> 00:44:31,173 - I'm...I'm worried. - I know. 580 00:44:31,251 --> 00:44:33,583 - Confused. - I know. 581 00:44:33,653 --> 00:44:37,020 You don't know! You're not fucking confused! 582 00:44:37,090 --> 00:44:39,149 I'm getting there. 583 00:44:42,996 --> 00:44:45,362 It'sjust... 584 00:44:45,432 --> 00:44:48,299 I thought I'd... 585 00:44:50,604 --> 00:44:53,232 It was a long time ago. 586 00:44:54,741 --> 00:44:59,610 - What was... - [Scoffs] Oh, God, I'm pissed. 587 00:45:03,717 --> 00:45:06,185 About... 588 00:45:07,687 --> 00:45:11,817 about a year ago, 589 00:45:11,892 --> 00:45:15,259 geography field trip. 590 00:45:15,328 --> 00:45:18,661 We went to Cornwall with some other schools. 591 00:45:18,732 --> 00:45:21,860 - You been to Cornwall... - No. 592 00:45:21,935 --> 00:45:26,167 It's really, you know, nice. 593 00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:30,107 Like, quite wild. 594 00:45:35,248 --> 00:45:38,046 One night, I went and got drunk with this guy... 595 00:45:39,186 --> 00:45:43,680 Danny, from one of the other schools. 596 00:45:43,757 --> 00:45:46,191 He was... Well I thought he was... 597 00:45:46,259 --> 00:45:48,284 a sound bloke. 598 00:45:48,361 --> 00:45:50,522 [Chuckles] Well, apart from being an Arsenal supporter. 599 00:45:50,597 --> 00:45:53,225 Sound. 600 00:45:53,300 --> 00:45:56,360 We had one of those giant bottles of wine. 601 00:45:56,436 --> 00:45:59,599 We got really pissed. 602 00:45:59,673 --> 00:46:02,233 Sitting on some rocks, 603 00:46:02,309 --> 00:46:05,437 by the sea. 604 00:46:05,512 --> 00:46:11,109 We got really silly. He dared me to...to dive in. 605 00:46:11,184 --> 00:46:14,381 He said he would if I would. 606 00:46:14,454 --> 00:46:17,321 So we took all our clothes off, counted to three and I jumped. 607 00:46:17,390 --> 00:46:20,257 Christ, it was cold. 608 00:46:20,327 --> 00:46:22,659 [Sniffles] 609 00:46:25,065 --> 00:46:27,397 He never jumped. 610 00:46:29,603 --> 00:46:32,663 He just stood there, 611 00:46:32,739 --> 00:46:34,934 laughing. 612 00:46:35,008 --> 00:46:38,068 [Scoffs] He said I was a prat for doing it. 613 00:46:38,144 --> 00:46:41,409 - You were. - [Chuckles] 614 00:46:44,484 --> 00:46:47,351 When I got out, 615 00:46:47,420 --> 00:46:50,821 I was shivering. 616 00:46:50,891 --> 00:46:54,054 Then he picked his sweatshirt up, 617 00:46:54,127 --> 00:46:57,756 and as I sat there, he... 618 00:46:57,831 --> 00:47:01,961 put it over my shoulders and... 619 00:47:02,035 --> 00:47:04,902 started to... 620 00:47:04,971 --> 00:47:07,269 to dry me, 621 00:47:09,175 --> 00:47:13,441 so, so gently. 622 00:47:16,383 --> 00:47:19,284 And I felt... 623 00:47:22,556 --> 00:47:26,117 I felt... 624 00:47:26,192 --> 00:47:28,626 Take your time. 625 00:47:31,364 --> 00:47:34,265 I felt sexy. 626 00:47:35,435 --> 00:47:38,529 You know, aroused. 627 00:47:42,208 --> 00:47:44,733 Then he kissed me, 628 00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:50,509 started to... t-to touch me... 629 00:47:52,118 --> 00:47:54,746 all over. 630 00:47:54,821 --> 00:47:58,450 [Chuckles] God. Suddenly, I freaked, and... 631 00:47:58,525 --> 00:48:02,325 I pushed him off and grabbed my clothes and ran... 632 00:48:02,395 --> 00:48:05,489 and ran. 633 00:48:05,565 --> 00:48:07,760 Johnny. 634 00:48:10,537 --> 00:48:13,506 We never spoke to each other for the rest of that week. 635 00:48:15,475 --> 00:48:17,966 And I've never seen him since. 636 00:48:20,747 --> 00:48:23,807 I told myself... 637 00:48:23,883 --> 00:48:26,113 it was the wine, 638 00:48:26,186 --> 00:48:28,677 the place, the sea... 639 00:48:28,755 --> 00:48:31,087 that it was his fault. 640 00:48:33,627 --> 00:48:36,755 Then the other day with you. 641 00:48:38,898 --> 00:48:42,527 And now, whenever I see you, I... 642 00:48:42,602 --> 00:48:46,129 I just wanna... [Sobs] 643 00:48:48,108 --> 00:48:50,042 God! 644 00:48:53,246 --> 00:48:56,443 [Sobs] What's wrong with me... 645 00:48:59,486 --> 00:49:01,920 [Sobs] 646 00:49:01,988 --> 00:49:04,855 Shh. 647 00:49:04,924 --> 00:49:07,154 It's all right. 648 00:49:11,698 --> 00:49:14,360 I'm so scared. 649 00:49:15,735 --> 00:49:18,169 Don't leave me. 650 00:50:04,984 --> 00:50:07,544 [Tires Screeching] 651 00:50:11,858 --> 00:50:14,258 Whoops. 652 00:50:15,328 --> 00:50:18,388 Not to worry. 653 00:50:18,465 --> 00:50:20,660 We'll try it again next time. 654 00:50:20,734 --> 00:50:23,862 Can't we do just one more... 655 00:50:25,939 --> 00:50:27,873 Okay. 656 00:50:29,008 --> 00:50:33,206 - [Engine Revs] - [Brake Releasing] 657 00:50:33,279 --> 00:50:36,544 [Tires Squealing] 658 00:50:40,053 --> 00:50:42,021 It's doing it again. 659 00:50:48,428 --> 00:50:50,396 It's a bit stiff. 660 00:51:02,175 --> 00:51:05,372 - Steven... -Just making breakfast. 661 00:51:05,445 --> 00:51:07,504 I'm afraid we finished all the bacon yesterday. 662 00:51:07,580 --> 00:51:10,743 Fine. 663 00:51:10,817 --> 00:51:13,251 - What time are your parents due back... - Oh, they're back. 664 00:51:13,319 --> 00:51:16,117 - They're down here with me. - Oh, shit! 665 00:51:16,189 --> 00:51:19,056 Shit! Shit! Shit! 666 00:51:19,125 --> 00:51:22,652 Mum says if you make an honest man ofme she'll help you choose the curtains. 667 00:51:22,729 --> 00:51:26,529 [Sighs] Oh, wanker. You wanker! 668 00:51:26,599 --> 00:51:30,262 ......[Radio] 669 00:51:37,010 --> 00:51:39,672 [Phone Beeping] 670 00:51:47,987 --> 00:51:50,012 Hi, Mum. 671 00:51:50,089 --> 00:51:53,422 [Sighs, Chuckles] I'll be home for dinner. 672 00:51:55,195 --> 00:51:57,220 I'm still at Kevin's. 673 00:51:58,832 --> 00:52:01,266 What, did he ring... 674 00:52:01,334 --> 00:52:04,428 Oh, well, we had a bit of a row yesterday, 675 00:52:04,504 --> 00:52:06,438 so I went and stayed at Dave's last night. 676 00:52:06,506 --> 00:52:11,068 - But I'm back at Kevin's now. -Are you staying in bed all day, then... 677 00:52:11,144 --> 00:52:13,874 Look, Mum, I've gotta go. I'm on someone else's... 678 00:52:13,947 --> 00:52:17,314 Kevin's phone. 679 00:52:17,383 --> 00:52:21,285 Sorry...for worrying you. 680 00:52:21,354 --> 00:52:24,915 Yeah. See ya. 681 00:52:24,991 --> 00:52:27,619 - [Phone Clicks Shut] - Shit. 682 00:52:27,694 --> 00:52:31,755 By the way, you hogged the bloody duvet again last night. 683 00:52:35,435 --> 00:52:38,461 - What's up... - Could we get out of here... 684 00:52:40,555 --> 00:52:42,546 [Steven] We're only lying to protect other people. 685 00:52:42,624 --> 00:52:45,388 [John] Yeah, but when Kevin called you queer the other day, you denied it! 686 00:52:45,460 --> 00:52:48,258 If you really do like being—I mean, how can you really like yourself... 687 00:52:48,329 --> 00:52:50,422 if you deny what you are... 688 00:52:50,498 --> 00:52:53,956 - All right, let's tell everyone then. - No, don't you dare! 689 00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:01,675 Look, I'm sorry. I... 690 00:53:01,743 --> 00:53:03,973 I'm so scared. 691 00:53:04,045 --> 00:53:07,310 I feel like everyone's watching. 692 00:53:07,382 --> 00:53:09,316 I know. 693 00:53:09,384 --> 00:53:13,548 Listen, if you tell anyone, it's off. 694 00:53:13,621 --> 00:53:15,612 If anyone even starts to suspect, it's off. 695 00:53:15,690 --> 00:53:17,851 It's on then, is it... 696 00:53:17,925 --> 00:53:21,417 Of course it's on. I... 697 00:53:21,496 --> 00:53:23,862 I like you a lot. 698 00:53:23,931 --> 00:53:27,162 - What about Christina... - No contest. 699 00:53:27,235 --> 00:53:29,362 You're a better kisser. 700 00:53:29,437 --> 00:53:31,701 - Promise... - Promise. 701 00:53:37,945 --> 00:53:40,209 [Chuckles] 702 00:53:46,587 --> 00:53:48,987 You sure you're not getting the wrong signals... 703 00:53:49,057 --> 00:53:50,991 Steve, he kissed me. 704 00:53:51,059 --> 00:53:54,028 - Where... - On the ring road. 705 00:53:54,095 --> 00:53:56,689 - No, I mean... - On the cheek. 706 00:53:56,764 --> 00:53:59,062 Oh, must be love, then. 707 00:53:59,133 --> 00:54:01,431 What would you know about love... 708 00:54:01,502 --> 00:54:04,903 Best you ever manage is a quick one with a complete stranger. 709 00:54:06,474 --> 00:54:10,171 Linda... 710 00:54:10,244 --> 00:54:13,543 You're right. What would I know... 711 00:54:13,614 --> 00:54:16,515 I didn't know it could be like that. 712 00:54:16,584 --> 00:54:19,451 It was like everything went in slow motion. 713 00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:21,579 You know, like in a film... 714 00:54:21,656 --> 00:54:24,318 when two people stare into each other's eyes, 715 00:54:24,392 --> 00:54:26,826 - and they both just know that... - Bollocks! 716 00:54:28,029 --> 00:54:30,156 Bollocks! Bollocks! Bollocks! Bollocks! 717 00:54:30,231 --> 00:54:32,392 [Footsteps Departing] 718 00:54:36,738 --> 00:54:38,672 I thought it was just going to be me and you. 719 00:54:38,740 --> 00:54:41,834 I didn't know I was gonna get offwith Wends. I didn't think you'd mind. 720 00:54:41,909 --> 00:54:44,002 So, is Wendy gonna bring Jessica on all your dates, then... 721 00:54:44,078 --> 00:54:46,012 I didn't know she was coming. 722 00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:48,548 Hey, you don't think they're on for a threesome, do you... 723 00:54:48,616 --> 00:54:51,244 Oh, God. You should have your balls surgically removed. 724 00:54:51,319 --> 00:54:53,287 Gonna need them later. 725 00:54:53,354 --> 00:54:55,879 [Whispering] You sit next to Steven. 726 00:54:55,957 --> 00:54:58,687 [Movie Dialogue, Indistinct] 727 00:55:01,829 --> 00:55:04,764 - Hi. - Hi. 728 00:55:08,636 --> 00:55:12,197 - So, where to now, then... - Aren't you off to use your balls... 729 00:55:12,273 --> 00:55:14,673 Actually, I... I quite fancy a burger. 730 00:55:14,742 --> 00:55:18,075 - Some poor animal's balls, then. - Uh, listen, I've gotta get back home. 731 00:55:18,146 --> 00:55:20,944 - Me too. Walk me home... - Sure. 732 00:55:21,015 --> 00:55:22,949 - See you, then. - See you. 733 00:55:23,017 --> 00:55:25,781 [Indistinct] 734 00:55:25,853 --> 00:55:28,219 So, where shall we go... 735 00:55:28,289 --> 00:55:30,382 - Fancy a Whopper... - Sure. 736 00:55:30,458 --> 00:55:33,393 We can always eat afterwards. 737 00:55:35,863 --> 00:55:38,195 You know, I reckon she can really drive, she just... 738 00:55:38,266 --> 00:55:40,996 - she just wants more driving lessons. - [Chuckles] 739 00:55:41,068 --> 00:55:44,595 It's funny, but I thought Linda was the one that you liked at the ball. 740 00:55:44,672 --> 00:55:47,539 - No. No, it wasn't her. - Oh. 741 00:55:49,277 --> 00:55:53,407 You know, I really en...I really enjoyed dancing at the ball. 742 00:55:53,481 --> 00:55:56,848 -That's what balls are for. -Well, more than that, I really enjoyed, 743 00:55:56,918 --> 00:55:59,853 you know, talking and that with you. 744 00:55:59,921 --> 00:56:03,550 Yeah. I enjoyed talking with you, too. 745 00:56:03,624 --> 00:56:06,889 - I feel like I can relax with you. - You can. 746 00:56:08,396 --> 00:56:12,423 - Yeah. Well, um, this is my house. - Oh. 747 00:56:13,935 --> 00:56:17,462 Um, thanks for walking me home. 748 00:56:17,538 --> 00:56:20,530 - Any time. - You mean that... 749 00:56:20,608 --> 00:56:24,169 - Yeah. - Thanks. 750 00:56:36,057 --> 00:56:39,857 -Jess... - Let's not rush things. 751 00:56:43,097 --> 00:56:45,463 Jess... 752 00:56:53,841 --> 00:56:56,071 Oh, bugger. 753 00:56:56,143 --> 00:56:58,543 I'll catch you later. I've gotta go and see the Head. 754 00:56:58,613 --> 00:57:01,104 See you later, mate. 755 00:57:03,084 --> 00:57:05,109 Hi. How was training... 756 00:57:05,186 --> 00:57:08,178 Look, I've already told you. Never talk to me in school. 757 00:57:08,256 --> 00:57:10,190 - I just wanted to... - Never! 758 00:57:14,161 --> 00:57:17,153 I'm sorry, but... 759 00:57:17,231 --> 00:57:19,256 we've gotta be more careful. 760 00:57:19,333 --> 00:57:21,392 Weekends are best. We can meet Saturday. 761 00:57:21,469 --> 00:57:24,632 Great. Oh, shit. 762 00:57:24,705 --> 00:57:27,401 I've got to go to a bloody wedding on Saturday. 763 00:57:27,475 --> 00:57:29,466 Playing hard to get, eh... 764 00:57:41,656 --> 00:57:44,750 [Whispering, Indistinct] 765 00:57:49,230 --> 00:57:51,994 Shh, shh, shh. 766 00:57:58,573 --> 00:58:01,872 - Hi. - Hi. 767 00:58:03,578 --> 00:58:05,512 - Hi. - [Stammering] 768 00:58:05,580 --> 00:58:08,947 Steve, I... What are you doing tonight... 769 00:58:09,016 --> 00:58:12,383 I thought we might go bowling, or something. 770 00:58:12,453 --> 00:58:15,479 Oh, I'm...I'm busy tonight. Maybe some other time. 771 00:58:15,556 --> 00:58:19,652 [Teacher] Ah, Steven. Are you ever on time for anything... 772 00:58:19,727 --> 00:58:22,127 - Sorry, sir. I've got the photos. - Fine. 773 00:58:22,196 --> 00:58:24,926 We were just discussing where to put your article. 774 00:58:24,999 --> 00:58:27,968 - My article... - ‘‘Millennium Generation.... 775 00:58:28,035 --> 00:58:32,028 - Your newspaper article. - It won the competition. 776 00:58:34,075 --> 00:58:36,805 - Oh, I hadn't heard. - [Teacher] Yeah. 777 00:58:36,877 --> 00:58:39,141 They want to present the check on prize day. 778 00:58:42,216 --> 00:58:44,150 "And although the decision was difficult... 779 00:58:44,218 --> 00:58:47,483 because of the high quality of the entries, 780 00:58:47,555 --> 00:58:50,547 we felt your article to be the most professional, 781 00:58:50,625 --> 00:58:55,528 showing true potential and a feel for the craft that is journalism.... 782 00:58:55,596 --> 00:58:59,293 There. Well, aren't you proud... 783 00:58:59,367 --> 00:59:02,393 I'm...We're proud, really proud. Aren't we... 784 00:59:02,470 --> 00:59:06,031 Mmm. And the 500 quid'll come in handy, won't it... 785 00:59:06,107 --> 00:59:10,908 - I just...I don't understand. - What... 786 00:59:10,978 --> 00:59:13,811 I don't understand how you could have sent it in without telling me. 787 00:59:13,881 --> 00:59:17,248 Well, I don't understand why you didn't. 788 00:59:17,318 --> 00:59:19,252 What was it... Too much effort to lick the stamp... 789 00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:20,947 Because it's rubbish! 790 00:59:21,022 --> 00:59:26,824 But all that stuff about this town having nothing for someone of your age... 791 00:59:26,894 --> 00:59:31,126 I thought you really captured how a young person sees life. 792 00:59:31,198 --> 00:59:33,598 Life... 793 00:59:33,668 --> 00:59:35,727 What do you know about my life... 794 00:59:36,804 --> 00:59:38,738 [Door Opens, Shuts] 795 00:59:42,810 --> 00:59:45,779 Look, mate, can't it wait till tomorrow... 796 00:59:45,846 --> 00:59:49,145 I have to speak to her now. It's important. 797 00:59:49,216 --> 00:59:53,915 Ow! Yeah, well, so's her driving. 798 00:59:53,988 --> 00:59:56,436 - She's got a test in two weeks. - Do you think she'll pass... 799 00:59:56,569 --> 00:59:58,662 Bloody hope not. 800 00:59:58,738 --> 01:00:02,265 Still, if she is gonna drive this thing, the more practice she has, the better. 801 01:00:02,342 --> 01:00:05,505 Yeah, but a five-hour lesson... 802 01:00:05,578 --> 01:00:09,014 ......[Classical] 803 01:00:09,082 --> 01:00:11,516 [Guests Chattering] 804 01:00:18,925 --> 01:00:22,361 [Woman] Hello, Steven. We haven't seen you since Tracey's christening. 805 01:00:22,428 --> 01:00:24,760 Probably. [Under Breath] Not long enough. 806 01:00:30,103 --> 01:00:32,503 So, where was I... 807 01:00:33,906 --> 01:00:36,374 - [Sighs] Shagging Bob. - It was more than that. 808 01:00:36,442 --> 01:00:41,573 We...made love. God, it was better than I thought it could be. 809 01:00:41,648 --> 01:00:44,412 - So gentle and kind... - [Man] Steve, 810 01:00:44,484 --> 01:00:47,783 - my man, how's things... - Fine. 811 01:00:47,854 --> 01:00:50,414 Aren't you going to introduce us, then... 812 01:00:51,491 --> 01:00:53,356 No. 813 01:01:03,102 --> 01:01:05,297 Steve, what's got into you... 814 01:01:05,371 --> 01:01:07,305 I'm sick of everyone assuming you're my girlfriend. 815 01:01:07,373 --> 01:01:09,773 - That's why you bloody invited me. - Well, things are different now. 816 01:01:09,842 --> 01:01:11,901 Why... 817 01:01:11,978 --> 01:01:15,539 Steve, you're so fucked up by all this. Just tell your parents the truth. 818 01:01:15,615 --> 01:01:19,745 Yeah, why don't we get the best man to announce it... 819 01:01:19,819 --> 01:01:22,447 Lins, I've got to get out of here. 820 01:01:22,522 --> 01:01:24,490 - Let's go for a walk. - No, I mean out. 821 01:01:24,557 --> 01:01:26,457 I want to go back to Basingstoke. 822 01:01:26,526 --> 01:01:29,222 Sweetheart, no one ever wants to go back to Basingstoke. 823 01:01:29,295 --> 01:01:32,025 Yeah, well, I do. 824 01:01:32,098 --> 01:01:34,362 - You've got to help me. - Why... 825 01:01:36,402 --> 01:01:38,427 I'll tell you if you agree to help me. 826 01:01:42,041 --> 01:01:46,944 -John Dixon and me...we're lovers. - In your dreams! 827 01:01:47,013 --> 01:01:48,742 It's true! That's who I was with all last weekend. 828 01:01:48,815 --> 01:01:52,717 We've done it—loads... and he loved it! He loved me! 829 01:01:52,785 --> 01:01:56,949 - Steve, slow down. John Dixon... - Is my lover. 830 01:01:57,023 --> 01:02:00,789 [Sighs] If he was my girlfriend he could be here with me. 831 01:02:02,795 --> 01:02:05,889 I've got to see him today. I don't know when he'll be free again. 832 01:02:05,965 --> 01:02:08,490 - Well, let's just go. - My dad'll freak. 833 01:02:08,568 --> 01:02:12,629 He says I belong here. I don't fucking belong here. 834 01:02:12,705 --> 01:02:17,233 - Darling, you're cracking up. - [Scoffs] Don't be melodramatic. 835 01:02:19,045 --> 01:02:22,310 - Faint! - What... 836 01:02:22,382 --> 01:02:25,442 -Just do it! - Don't be melodramatic, just faint... 837 01:02:25,518 --> 01:02:28,078 Oh, please! Then my dad'll let me take you home! 838 01:02:28,154 --> 01:02:33,114 - Steven Carter, I really hate... - Hate me, detest me—just faint! 839 01:02:42,235 --> 01:02:44,169 Oh, my God! 840 01:02:44,237 --> 01:02:46,865 She's fainted! Linda! 841 01:02:46,939 --> 01:02:49,635 - Lins! - Linda... 842 01:02:52,145 --> 01:02:55,376 - She's coming round. - Where am I... 843 01:03:11,230 --> 01:03:13,562 - Hi. - Hi. 844 01:03:17,470 --> 01:03:21,372 - I guess your parents are in. - Yeah. 845 01:03:22,909 --> 01:03:25,742 Pity. 846 01:03:25,812 --> 01:03:28,576 There is one place we can go. 847 01:03:30,583 --> 01:03:32,881 [Laughing] 848 01:03:32,952 --> 01:03:35,386 [Steven] It's over there. 849 01:03:54,073 --> 01:03:57,668 We won't have to go through all this shit after you've left school. 850 01:03:57,743 --> 01:04:00,678 It'll be great. I can visit you in Oxford and... 851 01:04:00,746 --> 01:04:02,680 You can what... 852 01:04:02,748 --> 01:04:05,444 - Come and see you in Oxford. - Christ! 853 01:04:05,518 --> 01:04:09,818 What are you thinking about Oxford for... It's months away. 854 01:04:09,889 --> 01:04:12,687 Guess so. 855 01:04:12,758 --> 01:04:16,194 - Are you looking forward to it... - Yeah, maybe. 856 01:04:17,330 --> 01:04:19,264 Well, it's funny. 857 01:04:19,332 --> 01:04:22,358 I can't ever remember making a decision to go there. 858 01:04:22,435 --> 01:04:26,929 It's like...it's like it was something marked out for me... 859 01:04:27,006 --> 01:04:28,940 by fate. 860 01:04:29,008 --> 01:04:31,636 [Laughing] No. By my dad, I suppose. 861 01:04:31,711 --> 01:04:33,645 - What, ‘cause he went there... - Yeah. 862 01:04:33,713 --> 01:04:38,343 My dad...the Oxford blue in everything from rugby to cricket to tiddlywinks. 863 01:04:40,119 --> 01:04:42,952 Can't blame your parents for wanting the best, though. 864 01:04:43,022 --> 01:04:45,013 I'm sure I'll be the same. 865 01:04:49,028 --> 01:04:50,962 Sure. 866 01:04:53,099 --> 01:04:55,294 - You hoping to have kids, then... - Yeah. 867 01:04:55,368 --> 01:04:58,428 Well, I mean, I suppose so. 868 01:04:58,504 --> 01:05:00,768 Oh, sod it. Listen to us! 869 01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:03,001 All that's centuries away. 870 01:05:03,075 --> 01:05:07,478 [Chuckles] You do want me to come and see you in Oxford, don't you... 871 01:05:07,547 --> 01:05:09,481 ‘Course I do. 872 01:05:09,549 --> 01:05:12,848 It's just I've heard their rowing team have their best cox for years. 873 01:05:12,919 --> 01:05:15,080 [Laughs] 874 01:05:15,154 --> 01:05:17,247 - [Twig Snaps] - Quiet! 875 01:05:18,324 --> 01:05:21,521 - I think I saw someone. - Shit! 876 01:05:21,594 --> 01:05:24,028 We'd better split up. 877 01:06:17,316 --> 01:06:19,250 [Panting] 878 01:06:20,653 --> 01:06:24,453 This time you were lucky. You ran into one of us lot. 879 01:06:24,523 --> 01:06:27,651 But it could have been a lot worse. You understand me, Steven... 880 01:06:29,729 --> 01:06:31,993 I hope you do. 881 01:06:32,064 --> 01:06:34,191 Yes, I-I think he's got the point. 882 01:06:34,266 --> 01:06:37,758 Thank you very much for bringing him home. Can I show you out... 883 01:06:44,377 --> 01:06:46,311 [Door Opens] 884 01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:49,814 Steven. 885 01:06:51,417 --> 01:06:53,783 What were you doing in those woods... 886 01:06:54,854 --> 01:06:57,254 It was just a laugh. I'm sorry. 887 01:06:57,323 --> 01:07:00,690 Oh, you're sorry. You're sorry. 888 01:07:00,760 --> 01:07:05,356 You heard what he said. How can you have been such a stupid sod... 889 01:07:05,431 --> 01:07:08,798 - Graham. - Well, use your imagination! 890 01:07:08,868 --> 01:07:11,632 He could have been molested by some dirty old queer! 891 01:07:11,704 --> 01:07:14,605 God, the thought of it makes me sick. 892 01:07:14,674 --> 01:07:17,074 What on God's earth possessed you... 893 01:07:17,143 --> 01:07:20,078 Well, where else were we supposed to go... 894 01:07:21,280 --> 01:07:24,113 [Footsteps Ascend Stairs] 895 01:07:25,184 --> 01:07:27,516 - Oh, God. - [Door Shuts] 896 01:07:28,587 --> 01:07:30,782 You don't think it's drugs, do you... 897 01:07:49,308 --> 01:07:53,904 - That was a long run. - Yeah, uh, I'll get a shower. 898 01:07:53,979 --> 01:07:55,937 Oh, Christina called again. 899 01:08:49,724 --> 01:08:52,818 - Well, how is he... - Asleep. 900 01:08:56,597 --> 01:08:58,963 I don't think it's drugs, Graham. 901 01:09:00,635 --> 01:09:03,502 Well, I don't know who these so-called friends of his are, 902 01:09:03,571 --> 01:09:06,404 but they're no good for him. 903 01:09:08,843 --> 01:09:11,778 [Dog Barking] 904 01:09:18,452 --> 01:09:21,649 [Typing On keyboard] 905 01:09:27,061 --> 01:09:28,995 [Typing Résumés] 906 01:10:04,365 --> 01:10:06,265 - What are you doing... - What's this crap... 907 01:10:06,334 --> 01:10:08,131 ‘‘Walking in the Cotswolds.... 908 01:10:08,202 --> 01:10:11,797 Yeah. We have to put some stuff in from the staff. 909 01:10:13,741 --> 01:10:15,538 Are you putting something new into the mag... 910 01:10:15,610 --> 01:10:18,704 - No. - [Diskette Clatters To Floor] 911 01:10:19,780 --> 01:10:22,647 - Yours... - Thanks. 912 01:10:26,754 --> 01:10:28,847 So, you fancy eating lunch together... 913 01:10:28,923 --> 01:10:31,721 Uh, I'm busy lunchtime. 914 01:10:34,962 --> 01:10:37,658 Steve, 915 01:10:37,732 --> 01:10:40,701 - do you like me or not... - Yeah, of course I like you. 916 01:10:40,768 --> 01:10:43,635 No. Do you like me... 917 01:10:45,640 --> 01:10:47,574 Um... 918 01:10:47,642 --> 01:10:50,475 - You kissed me the other night. - I kissed you... 919 01:10:50,544 --> 01:10:53,172 And at the ball you said you had your eye on someone. 920 01:10:56,684 --> 01:11:00,051 [Sighs] Look, Jessica, I've been meaning to talk to you... 921 01:11:07,361 --> 01:11:11,559 - Oh, God. - I'm sorry. It was my fault. 922 01:11:11,632 --> 01:11:14,362 How could I have been so stupid... 923 01:11:16,203 --> 01:11:18,831 Sorry, I... Something you said... 924 01:11:18,906 --> 01:11:21,773 Something I'm not allowed to say. 925 01:11:23,444 --> 01:11:26,038 Did, um...did you get home all right last night... 926 01:11:26,113 --> 01:11:28,946 - Not exactly. - What happened... 927 01:11:29,016 --> 01:11:31,883 - I was picked up by the police. - And... 928 01:11:31,953 --> 01:11:33,978 Well, what do you think... 929 01:11:34,055 --> 01:11:36,216 They just gave me a lecture about the park being out of bounds at night... 930 01:11:36,290 --> 01:11:38,781 ‘cause it's full of disgusting people like us. 931 01:11:40,928 --> 01:11:44,955 - Are you okay... - Being a bit reckless, aren't you... 932 01:11:45,032 --> 01:11:48,058 Look, um... can we meet up again soon... 933 01:11:48,135 --> 01:11:52,094 It's more difficult now. My parents weren't thrilled about last night. 934 01:11:52,173 --> 01:11:54,767 Look. 935 01:11:58,346 --> 01:12:00,371 That's my mobile number. 936 01:12:00,448 --> 01:12:02,473 If you can escape, call. 937 01:12:02,550 --> 01:12:04,575 Please. 938 01:12:06,654 --> 01:12:09,919 All right. I suppose I can fit you in later on in the week. 939 01:12:10,057 --> 01:12:13,754 [Voice On TV] Who are you... 940 01:12:13,828 --> 01:12:15,762 Answer! 941 01:12:25,506 --> 01:12:28,566 Uh, is it okay if I just pop over to Linda's... 942 01:12:28,642 --> 01:12:31,805 Yeah, okay. Don't be too late back. 943 01:12:38,719 --> 01:12:41,950 - Hello, beautiful. - You do recognize me, then. 944 01:12:42,023 --> 01:12:44,958 - I was talking to the car. - [Starts Engine] 945 01:12:53,734 --> 01:12:56,168 [Phone Buttons Clicking] 946 01:13:00,975 --> 01:13:05,139 Hi, Johnny. Listen, I managed to sneak out. Can you make it to the canal... 947 01:13:06,313 --> 01:13:10,477 Uh, tonight's not convenient. I'm busy. 948 01:13:10,551 --> 01:13:12,849 Convenient... Johnny, I'm-I'm... 949 01:13:12,920 --> 01:13:16,720 Hang on a minute. You're breaking up. 950 01:13:21,295 --> 01:13:23,627 Wh-What's so important you can't see me... 951 01:13:23,697 --> 01:13:26,825 Um, Steve, I'm, uh... I'm training. 952 01:13:26,901 --> 01:13:31,167 - When do you think you'll finish... - I don't know. I've gotta go. 953 01:13:32,640 --> 01:13:35,632 John. Johnny. 954 01:13:39,480 --> 01:13:43,576 Sorry. We won't be disturbed again. 955 01:14:11,679 --> 01:14:13,613 I'll see you soon. 956 01:14:16,717 --> 01:14:18,742 - Ring me when you get back. - See ya. 957 01:14:28,095 --> 01:14:30,029 Steve... 958 01:14:31,632 --> 01:14:34,465 - Steve! Steve, wait! -Just get out of my life. 959 01:14:36,070 --> 01:14:40,370 [Sniffles] ‘‘Training’’... What for... 960 01:14:40,441 --> 01:14:42,773 - You lied to me. - Steve, will you just... 961 01:14:42,843 --> 01:14:45,311 - You lied to me! - Steve! 962 01:14:47,181 --> 01:14:51,641 Steve, I-I haven't even spoken to Christina since the ball. 963 01:14:51,719 --> 01:14:54,711 Honestly. But don't you see... 964 01:14:54,788 --> 01:14:58,053 If I see her from time to time, then no one will suspect that you and me are... 965 01:14:58,125 --> 01:15:01,583 - Oh, so you're just using her. - Yeah! No, I mean I... 966 01:15:01,662 --> 01:15:06,065 If she means nothing to you why didn't you tell me you were seeing her tonight... 967 01:15:10,271 --> 01:15:13,832 It can't work, John. I can't stand it. 968 01:15:15,376 --> 01:15:19,745 Okay. You want the truth, right... 969 01:15:19,813 --> 01:15:21,906 I wanted to see Christina tonight. 970 01:15:21,982 --> 01:15:25,577 Great. So now I know. 971 01:15:25,653 --> 01:15:27,814 Just listen, will you... 972 01:15:27,888 --> 01:15:30,288 You don't know! 973 01:15:30,357 --> 01:15:34,020 You don't know what it's like...being me. 974 01:15:34,094 --> 01:15:39,623 -John. - I went out with Christina because... 975 01:15:39,700 --> 01:15:42,430 [Sighs] I needed to feel good about... 976 01:15:42,503 --> 01:15:44,437 myself. 977 01:15:46,707 --> 01:15:50,768 - And did you... - All I felt... 978 01:15:50,844 --> 01:15:55,872 all I felt was that I was going through the motions... 979 01:15:55,950 --> 01:15:58,759 holding her, kissing her, 980 01:15:58,892 --> 01:16:00,826 hoping we'd drive past Kevin and the gang... 981 01:16:00,894 --> 01:16:03,692 so they can see me with the most beautiful girl in town. 982 01:16:05,299 --> 01:16:09,599 And she is. She's really... 983 01:16:09,670 --> 01:16:11,695 I like her. 984 01:16:11,772 --> 01:16:13,797 I really like her. 985 01:16:14,942 --> 01:16:18,844 Do you... do you love her... 986 01:16:21,915 --> 01:16:25,510 Steven, I love you. 987 01:16:30,424 --> 01:16:32,358 H-How do I know that... 988 01:16:32,426 --> 01:16:35,554 Well, if will make you feel better, I won't see Christina anymore. 989 01:16:35,629 --> 01:16:39,292 Oh, Johnny, 990 01:16:39,366 --> 01:16:42,995 don't you see that's not enough... 991 01:16:43,070 --> 01:16:46,972 I want to make you feel good about yourself. I want you to be proud of us. 992 01:16:47,040 --> 01:16:50,237 But you're not! 993 01:16:50,310 --> 01:16:53,677 You're ashamed to be seen with me. You don't want people to know we're friends! 994 01:16:53,747 --> 01:16:56,807 God, when other people are around, you don't even want to talk to me! 995 01:16:56,883 --> 01:16:58,908 - [Sighs] I will. - Liar. 996 01:16:58,986 --> 01:17:03,650 I will! J-Just one more chance. I'll prove I love you. 997 01:17:07,628 --> 01:17:09,562 Please. 998 01:17:17,104 --> 01:17:19,265 You need a shave. 999 01:17:19,339 --> 01:17:23,207 - I shaved last month. [Sniffles] - [Laughs] 1000 01:17:23,276 --> 01:17:27,337 ♪ I wanna be Bobby's girl ♪ 1001 01:17:27,414 --> 01:17:32,181 ♪ I wanna be Bobby's girl ♪ 1002 01:17:32,252 --> 01:17:34,186 ♪ [Hums] 1003 01:17:40,027 --> 01:17:43,861 ♪ I wanna be Bobby's girl ♪ 1004 01:17:43,930 --> 01:17:48,162 ♪ I wanna be Bobby's girl ♪ 1005 01:17:52,439 --> 01:17:54,634 Blimey. 1006 01:17:54,708 --> 01:17:58,508 - Thought you had a driving lesson. - I have. 1007 01:18:15,262 --> 01:18:17,321 Hello. 1008 01:18:17,397 --> 01:18:19,297 Where's Bob... 1009 01:18:19,366 --> 01:18:21,732 You've just got to give him time. 1010 01:18:21,802 --> 01:18:23,736 He'll come round. 1011 01:18:23,804 --> 01:18:26,568 He's probably scared of commitment and stuff. 1012 01:18:26,640 --> 01:18:28,870 He's a bastard. 1013 01:18:28,942 --> 01:18:31,934 A married bastard. 1014 01:18:32,012 --> 01:18:34,344 A married bastard with kids. 1015 01:18:38,719 --> 01:18:42,280 God, Lins. I'm so sorry. 1016 01:18:42,355 --> 01:18:44,789 Don't feel sorry for me. 1017 01:18:47,427 --> 01:18:50,021 So, Julie... 1018 01:18:50,097 --> 01:18:52,565 You don't mind if I call you Julie, do you... 1019 01:18:54,801 --> 01:18:56,735 Hop in. 1020 01:19:05,879 --> 01:19:07,870 You all right... 1021 01:19:17,791 --> 01:19:22,319 - It's at half past 5:00 tonight. - I don't think I can make it. 1022 01:19:22,395 --> 01:19:25,523 Your friends...bring them, definitely. Hi, Steve. 1023 01:19:25,599 --> 01:19:27,692 Hi. 1024 01:19:27,768 --> 01:19:31,204 Got some good news. I'll meet you at the top gates at lunchtime. 1025 01:19:33,473 --> 01:19:37,671 These are the two, um, designs for the... [Continues, Indistinct] 1026 01:19:40,380 --> 01:19:42,610 Fuck me. 1027 01:19:42,682 --> 01:19:46,709 - Sorry, Mark... - Sorry, sir. Listen to this. 1028 01:19:46,787 --> 01:19:52,191 ‘‘Get Real. Anonymous. I am a pupil at this school, I am 1 6 and I am gay.... 1029 01:19:52,259 --> 01:19:54,352 Bloody hell! 1030 01:19:54,427 --> 01:19:56,361 ‘‘Someone once wrote that one's real life... 1031 01:19:56,429 --> 01:19:58,659 is so often the life that one does not lead. 1032 01:19:58,732 --> 01:20:01,758 I wish I could lead my real life. 1033 01:20:01,835 --> 01:20:04,531 I am writing this article because I'm angry, 1034 01:20:04,604 --> 01:20:07,630 and because I want to impress on all of you parents... 1035 01:20:07,707 --> 01:20:10,107 that your assumption that your children are heterosexual... 1036 01:20:10,177 --> 01:20:11,872 may be causing them pain.... 1037 01:20:11,945 --> 01:20:14,436 [Wendy] Aren't there two S's in ‘‘assumption’’... 1038 01:20:14,514 --> 01:20:16,539 - Let me see this. - [Mark] We can't print this. 1039 01:20:16,616 --> 01:20:20,552 Why not... It sounds great! It'll give people something to talk about. 1040 01:20:20,620 --> 01:20:23,589 Yeah, and it's a lot more interesting than "Walking in the Cotswolds", 1041 01:20:24,658 --> 01:20:26,592 or whatever it could replace. 1042 01:20:26,660 --> 01:20:30,824 - Didn't you authorize this, sir... - No. No, I didn't. 1043 01:20:30,897 --> 01:20:36,164 Someone in this room did. We're the only ones with the password. 1044 01:20:36,236 --> 01:20:41,538 I did. It was handed in anonymously, and I thought it was well-written... 1045 01:20:41,608 --> 01:20:44,202 and thought-provoking. 1046 01:20:44,277 --> 01:20:46,211 It certainly is. 1047 01:20:46,279 --> 01:20:49,942 Look, I'll read it, but I'll have to talk to the Head about this. 1048 01:20:50,016 --> 01:20:52,644 - Can you print it out for me, Mark... - Sure. 1049 01:20:53,720 --> 01:20:55,654 [Students Chattering] 1050 01:21:11,338 --> 01:21:13,863 - Why didn't you just tell me... - [Scoffs] Yeah, right. 1051 01:21:13,940 --> 01:21:17,171 You could've. I told you...stuff. 1052 01:21:17,244 --> 01:21:20,008 Yeah, I know. 1053 01:21:20,080 --> 01:21:23,174 I wanted to, especially when I realized that... 1054 01:21:24,384 --> 01:21:27,012 But I was protecting someone else. 1055 01:21:28,989 --> 01:21:31,651 He's a lucky guy, whoever he is. 1056 01:21:31,725 --> 01:21:33,659 So am I. 1057 01:21:35,495 --> 01:21:38,464 Hang on. You said it was someone at the ball. 1058 01:21:38,531 --> 01:21:41,432 So he's at this school. 1059 01:21:41,501 --> 01:21:43,662 Oh, wow. Who is it... 1060 01:21:43,737 --> 01:21:46,570 Tell me. Go on. I won't tell a soul, I promise. 1061 01:21:47,874 --> 01:21:49,808 It's not Mark... 1062 01:21:49,876 --> 01:21:52,174 - Oh, Wendy'll be... - It's not Mark. 1063 01:21:56,082 --> 01:22:00,143 Yeah, well, I was right about one thing: You are different from other blokes. 1064 01:22:00,220 --> 01:22:03,951 - Shit! Bloody fascist. - What... 1065 01:22:04,024 --> 01:22:05,992 Alcock won't let us print that gay article. 1066 01:22:06,059 --> 01:22:09,187 Something about this sort of thing having no place in a decent school. 1067 01:22:09,262 --> 01:22:11,560 He's such a bloody fascist! 1068 01:22:11,631 --> 01:22:13,792 ‘‘Disgusted at Basingstoke... strikes again. 1069 01:22:13,867 --> 01:22:16,097 Well, that's it. There's nothing we can do. 1070 01:22:16,169 --> 01:22:17,636 There is. 1071 01:22:17,704 --> 01:22:21,367 We can print an empty page with the word ‘‘Censored... running across it. 1072 01:22:21,441 --> 01:22:23,909 We owe that much to the poor bugger who wrote it, don't we... 1073 01:22:23,977 --> 01:22:27,344 Oh, I'm sure the poor bugger will be delighted. 1074 01:22:27,414 --> 01:22:29,848 [Chattering] 1075 01:22:36,423 --> 01:22:38,516 Uh, no. I'll catch you later. 1076 01:22:42,996 --> 01:22:44,930 - Guess what. - You're pregnant. 1077 01:22:44,998 --> 01:22:48,399 No. My parents are going away for the whole weekend. Well, how ‘bout it... 1078 01:22:48,468 --> 01:22:50,810 Ooh, I'll have to think about it. 1079 01:23:06,459 --> 01:23:10,361 ♪ When you're lyin... on your back in a field ♪ 1080 01:23:10,429 --> 01:23:14,331 ♪ When you're sinkin... in the bluegrass ♪ 1081 01:23:14,400 --> 01:23:18,166 ♪ And it feels so incredibly real ♪ 1082 01:23:18,237 --> 01:23:21,866 ♪ And a minute is a day passed ♪ 1083 01:23:23,109 --> 01:23:27,307 ♪ Let's get up early head for the sun ♪ 1084 01:23:31,150 --> 01:23:34,847 ♪ Just me and you my beautiful one ♪ 1085 01:23:34,920 --> 01:23:40,358 - [Laughing] - Fuck! You bastard! You bastard! 1086 01:23:42,261 --> 01:23:45,424 And it's the magnificent Dixon out in front by a mile! 1087 01:23:49,735 --> 01:23:52,397 - Dixon wins again! - We'll see about that. 1088 01:23:56,642 --> 01:23:58,576 - Hi. - Hi. 1089 01:24:09,889 --> 01:24:11,823 Oh! 1090 01:24:24,603 --> 01:24:26,594 Hi, boss. 1091 01:24:26,672 --> 01:24:29,607 Oh, hi, Kev. 1092 01:24:32,545 --> 01:24:35,537 Um, 1093 01:24:35,614 --> 01:24:39,106 I was just going jogging, thought you might want to come. 1094 01:24:39,185 --> 01:24:43,178 Sorry, mate. Carter and me are having a swim. Join us if you like. 1095 01:24:43,255 --> 01:24:47,191 Oh, no. I'll finish me run. 1096 01:24:48,227 --> 01:24:50,821 - Catch ya later. - All right, mate. 1097 01:25:01,140 --> 01:25:04,576 - I can't believe you asked him in. - It's all right. He can't swim! 1098 01:25:04,643 --> 01:25:07,168 - He can't swim... - [Laughs] 1099 01:25:10,583 --> 01:25:12,312 To us. 1100 01:25:19,525 --> 01:25:22,323 Do you think I could persuade my parents to go and live somewhere else... 1101 01:25:22,394 --> 01:25:24,328 What do you want to move out of here for... 1102 01:25:24,396 --> 01:25:26,990 No, pillock. I'd stay here. 1103 01:25:27,066 --> 01:25:29,296 You could come and live with me. 1104 01:25:30,736 --> 01:25:32,670 [Sighs] 1105 01:25:32,738 --> 01:25:34,831 I don't think I could do that, Johnny. 1106 01:25:34,907 --> 01:25:38,001 - Why... - It's just... 1107 01:25:42,815 --> 01:25:46,376 The wallpaper in the sitting room really clashes with the carpet. 1108 01:25:46,452 --> 01:25:48,818 - [Scoffs] - [Laughs] 1109 01:25:52,057 --> 01:25:54,082 - Come here. - [Groans] 1110 01:26:20,786 --> 01:26:23,880 [Graham] Will you stop worrying... 1111 01:26:23,956 --> 01:26:26,015 Who's worrying... 1112 01:26:26,091 --> 01:26:29,151 You've hardly said a word all weekend. 1113 01:26:30,229 --> 01:26:32,163 Sorry. 1114 01:26:36,735 --> 01:26:40,136 You're the one who says I'm too hard on him. 1115 01:26:40,206 --> 01:26:43,698 If he's made a mate of this John what's-his-name, 1116 01:26:43,776 --> 01:26:46,210 I'm all for it. 1117 01:26:46,278 --> 01:26:49,839 - He's going to Oxford, you know. - So he said. 1118 01:26:57,623 --> 01:26:59,955 - Graham... - [Door Opens] 1119 01:27:00,025 --> 01:27:02,926 - I'm back. - Hello. 1120 01:27:02,995 --> 01:27:04,986 - Good time... - Yeah, we had a wicked time. 1121 01:27:05,064 --> 01:27:06,998 Good. 1122 01:27:15,641 --> 01:27:17,734 [Crowd Screams, Cheers] 1123 01:27:31,490 --> 01:27:34,254 - You were fantastic! - Steve. 1124 01:27:34,326 --> 01:27:37,557 I tried to find you before the race. What's going on... 1125 01:27:37,630 --> 01:27:39,962 The whole school's talking about that censored page in the magazine. 1126 01:27:40,032 --> 01:27:41,021 [Chuckling] Oh, that. 1127 01:27:41,100 --> 01:27:43,000 People are saying it was about being gay. 1128 01:27:43,068 --> 01:27:45,263 - Was it... - Um... 1129 01:27:45,337 --> 01:27:48,306 - You wrote it, didn't you... - I thought it might have been you. 1130 01:27:48,374 --> 01:27:50,808 I can't believe you've done this. Don't you see... 1131 01:27:50,876 --> 01:27:55,870 People know we're mates now. Does anyone know you wrote that article... 1132 01:27:55,948 --> 01:27:59,281 - I think Jessica might have guessed. - Oh, shit! 1133 01:28:09,061 --> 01:28:12,758 Just to confirm the winner of the senior boys, 100 metres, 1134 01:28:12,831 --> 01:28:15,527 it was John Dixon. 1135 01:28:19,505 --> 01:28:21,973 I guess we should sell some more magazines. 1136 01:28:22,041 --> 01:28:24,908 - It's him, isn't it... - What... 1137 01:28:24,977 --> 01:28:26,604 You know what I mean. The one you're protecting... 1138 01:28:26,679 --> 01:28:28,613 it's John, isn't it... 1139 01:28:31,917 --> 01:28:34,886 -John-fucking-Superman Dixon. -Jess... 1140 01:28:34,954 --> 01:28:38,185 - Hi, Steve. - Uh, hi. 1141 01:28:38,257 --> 01:28:40,623 - This is my mum and dad. Jess. - Hello, Jess. 1142 01:28:40,693 --> 01:28:43,218 -Hello. -Hi. Can I interest you in a magazine... 1143 01:28:43,295 --> 01:28:46,492 - Oh, yes, please. - Steve's winning masterpiece is in it. 1144 01:28:46,565 --> 01:28:49,363 - There you are. A pound. - Thank you. All right. 1145 01:28:49,435 --> 01:28:51,369 I better go see if I can sell some more of these. 1146 01:28:51,437 --> 01:28:53,598 Okay. 1147 01:28:53,672 --> 01:28:55,606 I'll be back in a minute. 1148 01:28:57,242 --> 01:29:00,734 -Jess, please! - So that's why he dumped Christina. 1149 01:29:00,813 --> 01:29:04,271 -Jess, please. You'll ruin everything. - I'm not gonna say anything. 1150 01:29:04,350 --> 01:29:07,615 I promise. But you have to be more discreet. 1151 01:29:07,686 --> 01:29:09,984 People aren't stupid. 1152 01:29:11,690 --> 01:29:14,454 [Man Over Loudspeaker] The final event of the day, 1153 01:29:14,526 --> 01:29:19,554 the senior four by 100 metre relay, will begin in five minutes. 1154 01:29:19,631 --> 01:29:22,600 - Oh, John. - Hi, Dad. 1155 01:29:22,668 --> 01:29:24,761 -Just a quick word. - Yeah, sure. 1156 01:29:24,837 --> 01:29:27,305 I wanted to ask you... who's Steven Carter... 1157 01:29:27,373 --> 01:29:28,704 What... Why... 1158 01:29:28,774 --> 01:29:31,140 Well, these photos of you... they're fantastic. 1159 01:29:31,210 --> 01:29:33,235 I'd really like some prints. Is Steven here today... 1160 01:29:33,312 --> 01:29:35,940 No! I mean, I don't know. I don't know him. 1161 01:29:36,015 --> 01:29:38,040 Well, you must know him if he took these photos. 1162 01:29:38,117 --> 01:29:42,554 - I can't remember. It was ages ago. - Raymond, I found him. 1163 01:29:42,621 --> 01:29:46,079 - Steven, this is John's father. - Pleased to meet you. 1164 01:29:46,158 --> 01:29:48,353 Steven's been saying lovely things about the house. 1165 01:29:48,427 --> 01:29:51,328 - Our house... - He stayed the weekend with John. 1166 01:29:51,397 --> 01:29:54,332 -Ah, there you are, Steven. - Hello. We thought we'd lost you. 1167 01:29:54,400 --> 01:29:57,927 -Sorry. -I'd better go. I've got a race to run. 1168 01:29:58,003 --> 01:30:02,736 - Uh, John, this is my mum and dad. -John. 1169 01:30:02,808 --> 01:30:04,417 Uh, this is Mr. and Mrs. Dixon. 1170 01:30:13,125 --> 01:30:15,685 - Well, we're not exactly mates. - But you came to our house. 1171 01:30:15,761 --> 01:30:18,423 Uh, yeah, just to give John a book he'd lent me. 1172 01:30:18,497 --> 01:30:21,159 But you said you were with John all weekend. 1173 01:30:21,234 --> 01:30:23,202 - Oh, Graham... - [Man] On your marks! 1174 01:30:23,269 --> 01:30:26,830 - Hang on. They're starting. - Set! 1175 01:30:26,906 --> 01:30:30,865 - [Pistol Fires] - Why not wait for the baton, Dixon... 1176 01:30:50,496 --> 01:30:52,054 [Sighs] 1177 01:31:20,826 --> 01:31:23,522 Shit. 1178 01:31:23,596 --> 01:31:25,530 [Sighs] 1179 01:31:32,938 --> 01:31:36,237 - What's happened to him... - He said he'd meet us here. 1180 01:31:37,310 --> 01:31:39,301 What's she staring at... 1181 01:31:39,378 --> 01:31:43,371 Maybe she's not happy about our son using her son as an alibi. 1182 01:31:43,449 --> 01:31:48,580 - How do you know John's not the liar... - Steven's hiding something. 1183 01:31:51,924 --> 01:31:54,825 Graham, can we go and sit in the car for a moment... 1184 01:31:54,894 --> 01:31:56,828 Why... 1185 01:31:59,165 --> 01:32:01,531 ‘Cause I've got something to tell you. 1186 01:32:04,904 --> 01:32:07,270 I was so fucking embarrassed. 1187 01:32:07,340 --> 01:32:09,934 Why did you tell your parents you were at my place... 1188 01:32:10,009 --> 01:32:12,876 Because I thought we were going to be honest about being friends. 1189 01:32:12,945 --> 01:32:16,142 - [Sighs] - [Sighs] Don't worry. 1190 01:32:16,215 --> 01:32:18,308 If anything, they've all decided I'm the one who's lying. 1191 01:32:18,384 --> 01:32:20,818 And why did you write that bloody article... 1192 01:32:20,886 --> 01:32:24,447 If Jessica's guessed then everyone'll know soon. 1193 01:32:25,825 --> 01:32:29,784 Johnny, we can get round this. 1194 01:32:29,862 --> 01:32:33,696 No, not if it means everyone finding out. 1195 01:32:38,571 --> 01:32:42,837 He's our son, Graham. He needs our support. 1196 01:32:49,915 --> 01:32:52,611 - Have you seen Steven... - Oh, sorry. No. 1197 01:32:52,685 --> 01:32:55,176 Can't let him be late for his award. 1198 01:32:55,254 --> 01:32:58,417 - Maybe he's inside. - Yeah. 1199 01:32:58,491 --> 01:33:01,358 Uh, you must be very proud of him. 1200 01:33:08,901 --> 01:33:10,698 Where are you going... 1201 01:33:10,770 --> 01:33:13,330 I'm going to go and watch our son get an award. 1202 01:33:23,482 --> 01:33:27,077 - Look, can we just... - Steven, mate, I... 1203 01:33:27,153 --> 01:33:30,953 - I'm not your mate. - [Sighs] Well, what are you then... 1204 01:33:31,023 --> 01:33:32,957 I thought I was your... 1205 01:33:34,827 --> 01:33:37,261 [Sighs] It doesn't matter. 1206 01:33:38,931 --> 01:33:41,161 We'll be late for the awards. 1207 01:33:42,234 --> 01:33:44,168 Johnny, your bag. 1208 01:33:59,552 --> 01:34:01,520 Bastard. 1209 01:34:01,587 --> 01:34:03,714 [Sighs] 1210 01:34:03,789 --> 01:34:06,451 Fucking bastard. 1211 01:34:06,525 --> 01:34:08,459 [Sobs] 1212 01:34:09,628 --> 01:34:11,789 I love you, you bastard. 1213 01:34:15,334 --> 01:34:17,734 What the fuck... 1214 01:34:17,803 --> 01:34:19,794 Why are you going through John's stuff... 1215 01:34:19,872 --> 01:34:23,865 - Probably getting a cheap thrill. - That right, is it, Carter... 1216 01:34:23,943 --> 01:34:26,537 You really are queer. 1217 01:34:29,148 --> 01:34:32,549 Well, Johnny's our mate, and he's not queer, right... 1218 01:34:32,618 --> 01:34:35,781 Say it: Johnny's not queer. Say it! 1219 01:34:35,855 --> 01:34:38,756 You two found my bag, or... 1220 01:34:38,824 --> 01:34:43,625 -What's going on... -This little queer ripped up your shirt. 1221 01:34:43,696 --> 01:34:46,164 He's in love with you. That's right, isn't it... 1222 01:34:46,232 --> 01:34:48,928 -Johnny, I... - What the fuck is this... 1223 01:34:50,369 --> 01:34:52,303 Wait outside. 1224 01:35:00,079 --> 01:35:03,810 - [Sobs] Johnny, I... - Shut it! 1225 01:35:11,457 --> 01:35:14,221 - [Blow Landing] - [Sighs] Bloody hell. 1226 01:35:14,293 --> 01:35:16,818 [Snickers] 1227 01:35:16,896 --> 01:35:21,265 [Blows Continue, Steven Moans] 1228 01:35:23,202 --> 01:35:26,569 [Continues Moaning] 1229 01:35:37,016 --> 01:35:39,177 [Panting] 1230 01:35:43,455 --> 01:35:45,855 Shit! 1231 01:35:45,925 --> 01:35:47,950 Johnny, Hutton's... 1232 01:35:54,266 --> 01:35:56,234 You queer bastard! 1233 01:36:06,559 --> 01:36:09,653 [Man] For continuous sporting achievement throughout the year, 1234 01:36:09,729 --> 01:36:12,493 this cup goes to John Dixon! 1235 01:36:12,565 --> 01:36:14,499 [Applause] 1236 01:36:18,971 --> 01:36:22,372 [John] Um, thanks. 1237 01:36:22,441 --> 01:36:24,375 Thank you very much. 1238 01:36:34,120 --> 01:36:36,111 Now, a special moment. 1239 01:36:36,189 --> 01:36:39,989 Some of you will already know that one of our pupils, Steven Carter, 1240 01:36:40,059 --> 01:36:44,291 has won The Basingstoke Recorder Young Journalist Competition. 1241 01:36:44,363 --> 01:36:48,459 We're delighted to welcome Roger McGregor, editor of The Recorder, 1242 01:36:48,534 --> 01:36:50,729 to give the prize. 1243 01:36:50,803 --> 01:36:52,794 - Where's Steve... - I don't know. 1244 01:36:54,607 --> 01:36:58,907 Ladies and gentlemen, a young man we're all very proud to have at this school, 1245 01:36:58,978 --> 01:37:00,912 Steven Carter. 1246 01:37:01,981 --> 01:37:04,449 [Applause Continues] 1247 01:37:14,160 --> 01:37:17,129 Um, Steven doesn't appear to be here yet. 1248 01:37:17,196 --> 01:37:22,327 So, perhaps I could ask Mr. McGregor to tell us a bit about the competition. 1249 01:37:22,401 --> 01:37:27,338 - [Door Opens] - Ah, the wanderer returns. 1250 01:37:28,507 --> 01:37:30,668 Ladies and gentlemen, Steven Carter. 1251 01:37:49,262 --> 01:37:51,196 [Audience Applauds] 1252 01:38:07,880 --> 01:38:09,814 [Coughing] 1253 01:38:09,882 --> 01:38:13,875 I-I'm very proud... I-I'm very grateful to have... 1254 01:38:13,953 --> 01:38:17,548 won for the schooI. 1255 01:38:17,623 --> 01:38:20,023 But I, uh... 1256 01:38:20,092 --> 01:38:22,686 I feel a bit of a fraud. 1257 01:38:22,762 --> 01:38:25,560 You see, I-I wrote about... 1258 01:38:25,631 --> 01:38:30,159 growing up as I imagined it must be for most of you, 1259 01:38:30,236 --> 01:38:34,798 but there was another article which was to have been... 1260 01:38:34,874 --> 01:38:37,968 included in the school magazine, but it was, um, 1261 01:38:38,044 --> 01:38:43,448 censored because it was about a young guy who just happened to be... 1262 01:38:43,516 --> 01:38:46,246 gay. 1263 01:38:46,319 --> 01:38:49,755 [Inhales, Sighs] 1264 01:38:51,857 --> 01:38:53,848 I-I wrote that article. 1265 01:38:55,494 --> 01:38:59,863 I wish you could have read it so you could understand. 1266 01:38:59,932 --> 01:39:02,833 [Sighs] This is so difficult. 1267 01:39:10,176 --> 01:39:13,634 I'm sick of feeling totally alone. 1268 01:39:13,713 --> 01:39:18,377 I want to have friends who-who-who like me for who I am. 1269 01:39:18,451 --> 01:39:21,887 I want to be part of a family who love me for who I am and not... 1270 01:39:21,954 --> 01:39:24,821 not someone I pretend to be to keep their love. 1271 01:39:29,762 --> 01:39:32,754 I'm sick of hiding, 1272 01:39:32,832 --> 01:39:36,996 of being sad and... scared. 1273 01:39:41,574 --> 01:39:45,408 [Sobs] Have you any idea... 1274 01:39:45,478 --> 01:39:48,038 There must be more of you who feel like this... 1275 01:39:48,114 --> 01:39:52,210 like I do... frightened to speak out. 1276 01:40:08,734 --> 01:40:11,567 Yeah, well, [Sighs] 1277 01:40:11,637 --> 01:40:13,969 thanks for proving my point. 1278 01:40:17,910 --> 01:40:20,105 I'm-I'm gay. 1279 01:40:20,179 --> 01:40:23,546 [Sighs] Sorry, Mum, 1280 01:40:23,616 --> 01:40:26,585 Dad, 1281 01:40:26,652 --> 01:40:29,985 but you can bet your life you're not the only parents out there with a gay son. 1282 01:40:33,225 --> 01:40:35,420 It's only love. 1283 01:40:35,494 --> 01:40:38,361 What's everyone so scared of... 1284 01:40:42,768 --> 01:40:44,702 [Sighs] 1285 01:40:47,239 --> 01:40:49,173 Thanks for listening. 1286 01:41:23,776 --> 01:41:26,108 I didn't know you were such a drama queen. 1287 01:41:26,178 --> 01:41:30,410 Ow. I still can't believe I did it. 1288 01:41:30,483 --> 01:41:34,920 - My mum says she's known for a while. -John must be shitting himself. 1289 01:41:34,987 --> 01:41:37,854 I saw him running off towards the sports field white as a sheet. 1290 01:41:37,923 --> 01:41:41,689 Weren't you listening in there, Jess... Careful... 1291 01:41:41,760 --> 01:41:43,921 you don't know what you might catch. 1292 01:41:43,996 --> 01:41:45,930 Forget him. He's a... 1293 01:41:45,998 --> 01:41:50,298 What... Poof, queer, faggot... Anything else you can think of... 1294 01:41:50,369 --> 01:41:53,668 I'll tell you what else he is. 1295 01:41:53,739 --> 01:41:57,004 He's my son, and I'm very proud of him. 1296 01:41:57,076 --> 01:41:59,601 And if you do anything to hurt him, 1297 01:41:59,678 --> 01:42:01,976 I'll have your bollocks for earrings. 1298 01:42:11,824 --> 01:42:15,624 Steve, I've got a bit of a surprise for you. 1299 01:42:15,694 --> 01:42:18,595 It's not quite as big a deal as you telling...the whole world you're gay, 1300 01:42:18,664 --> 01:42:22,600 - but it's a surprise anyway. - Tell me later. 1301 01:42:22,668 --> 01:42:25,228 I know... Why don't I tell you later... 1302 01:42:33,345 --> 01:42:37,304 - Where's Dad... - He's waiting in the car. 1303 01:42:37,383 --> 01:42:40,784 You stay here with your mates. I'll... I'll talk to him. 1304 01:42:42,321 --> 01:42:44,312 He'll be fine. 1305 01:42:45,391 --> 01:42:48,417 - Mum, I... - I know, love. 1306 01:42:48,494 --> 01:42:50,587 I love you too. 1307 01:42:50,663 --> 01:42:53,131 Mum, you're embarrassing me. 1308 01:43:01,040 --> 01:43:03,099 Don't be too late. 1309 01:43:03,175 --> 01:43:05,109 Yeah. 1310 01:43:25,230 --> 01:43:27,289 God, no one followed you, did they... 1311 01:43:27,366 --> 01:43:29,300 No. 1312 01:43:50,756 --> 01:43:53,020 I'm...so sorry. I... 1313 01:43:55,361 --> 01:43:58,194 I can't believe I... 1314 01:43:58,263 --> 01:44:00,629 [Sighs] You must hate me for... 1315 01:44:00,699 --> 01:44:03,031 We've had more romantic moments. 1316 01:44:04,103 --> 01:44:06,196 Strange thing is, 1317 01:44:08,774 --> 01:44:11,368 after I'd... 1318 01:44:11,443 --> 01:44:14,105 [Sighs] done that to you, 1319 01:44:18,450 --> 01:44:20,884 all I could think of doing was... 1320 01:44:22,655 --> 01:44:24,589 holding you... 1321 01:44:26,191 --> 01:44:28,352 to make it all right. 1322 01:44:30,963 --> 01:44:32,897 And I knew... 1323 01:44:35,467 --> 01:44:37,401 I really knew... 1324 01:44:41,373 --> 01:44:43,407 that I'd never loved anyone so much. 1325 01:44:51,648 --> 01:44:54,845 Johnny, you do realize what I just did in there... 1326 01:45:09,366 --> 01:45:11,300 [Sobs] 1327 01:45:13,737 --> 01:45:16,297 [Sobs, Sniffles] 1328 01:45:16,373 --> 01:45:18,534 Be happy. 1329 01:45:35,993 --> 01:45:38,655 [Aretha Franklin On Radio] ♪ You better think ♪ 1330 01:45:38,729 --> 01:45:41,323 ♪ Think about what you're tryin' to do to me ♪ 1331 01:45:41,398 --> 01:45:45,858 ♪ Think, let your mind go Let yourself be free ♪ 1332 01:45:45,936 --> 01:45:50,430 ♪ Let's go back, let's go back Let's go way on way back when ♪ 1333 01:45:50,507 --> 01:45:54,671 ♪ I didn't even know you, you couldn't have been too much more than ten ♪ 1334 01:45:54,745 --> 01:45:56,007 ...I ain't no psychiatrist... 1335 01:45:56,079 --> 01:45:58,172 - ♪ Ain't no doctor with degree ♪ - Ta da! 1336 01:45:58,248 --> 01:46:01,911 I don't believe it! I thought you said it wasn't as big a surprise as me tell... 1337 01:46:01,985 --> 01:46:04,749 Shut your face. Fancy a drive... 1338 01:46:04,821 --> 01:46:07,016 ♪ Think about what you're tryin' to do to me... 1339 01:46:07,090 --> 01:46:09,217 - ♪ Yeah, think... - [Engine Revs] 1340 01:46:09,293 --> 01:46:11,727 ♪ Let your mind go Let yourself be free ♪ 1341 01:46:11,795 --> 01:46:14,559 ♪ Oh, freedom ♪ 1342 01:46:14,631 --> 01:46:18,226 ...Freedom Oh, freedom ♪ 1343 01:46:18,302 --> 01:46:19,209 ♪ Yeah, freedom ♪ 1344 01:46:19,209 --> 01:46:20,141 ♪ Yeah, freedom ♪ 1345 01:46:20,210 --> 01:46:22,201 ♪ Got to have freedom ♪ 1346 01:46:22,278 --> 01:46:24,246 ♪ Oh, freedom ♪ 1347 01:46:24,314 --> 01:46:26,339 ♪ Need me some freedom ♪ 1348 01:46:26,416 --> 01:46:29,852 ♪ Oh, freedom Got to have ♪ 1349 01:46:29,919 --> 01:46:33,855 ♪ Hey, think about it You think about it ♪ 1350 01:46:33,923 --> 01:46:37,825 ♪ There ain't nothin' you could ask, I could answer you but I won't ♪ 1351 01:46:37,894 --> 01:46:41,660 ♪ But I was gonna change that but I'm not if you keep doin' things I don't ♪ 1352 01:46:41,731 --> 01:46:43,699 ♪ You better think ♪ 1353 01:46:43,767 --> 01:46:45,860 ♪ Think about what you're tryin' to do to me ♪ 1354 01:46:45,935 --> 01:46:48,062 ♪ Whoa-oa-oa, think ♪ 1355 01:46:48,138 --> 01:46:51,039 ♪ Let your mind go Let yourself be free ♪ 1356 01:46:51,107 --> 01:46:55,271 ♪ People walkin' around everyday, playin' games and takin' scores ♪ 1357 01:46:55,345 --> 01:46:57,279 ♪ tryin' to make other people lose their minds ♪ 1358 01:46:57,347 --> 01:47:01,078 ♪ Well, be careful you don't lose yours Oh, think ♪ 1359 01:47:01,151 --> 01:47:03,244 ♪ Think about what you're tryin' to do to me ♪ 1360 01:47:03,319 --> 01:47:05,514 ♪ Whoo-oo-oo, think ♪ 1361 01:47:05,588 --> 01:47:08,523 ♪ Let your mind go Let yourself be free ♪ 1362 01:47:08,591 --> 01:47:12,527 ♪ You need me and I need you ♪ 1363 01:47:12,595 --> 01:47:16,395 ♪ Without each other there ain't nothin' either can do ♪ 1364 01:47:16,466 --> 01:47:18,457 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 1365 01:47:18,535 --> 01:47:20,901 - ♪ Think about it ♪ - ♪ What you're tryin' to do to me ♪ 1366 01:47:20,970 --> 01:47:24,906 ♪ Think about it, baby Think about it right now ♪ 1367 01:47:24,974 --> 01:47:27,101 ♪ Yeah, right now ♪ 1368 01:47:27,177 --> 01:47:29,111 ♪ Whoa-oa-oa ♪ 99378