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KENDALL: PERFECT!
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[CLOSES TAILGATE]
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MORNING BERNADETTE!
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[COW MOOING LOUDLY]
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WHOA, MAMA![COW MOOING LOUDLY]
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[RUNNING FOOTSTEPS]
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[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]PHONE, PHONE!
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NO, WHERE'S THE PHONE?
[PRESSES BUTTON]
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[PHONE RECEIVER BEEPS]
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UGH! COME ON!
[PRESSES BUTTON]
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[PHONE RECEIVER BEEPS]
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HA! OKAY!
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OH, I'M COMIN' MAMA!
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[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
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DOC, WE GOT BREECH![COW MOOING]
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DOC ON PHONE:WHAT? KENDALL?
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BREECH, BREECH BIRTH!
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EASY, BERNADETTE.I KNOW.
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DOC ON PHONE: THERE'S NO EASYWAY TO SAY THIS,
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BUT YOU GOTTA REACH IN.
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REACHIN' IN!
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[COW MOOING LOUDLY]
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DOC ON PHONE: YOU NEED TO PUSHIT BACK IN AS FAR AS YOU CAN.
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KENDALL: WE CAN DO THIS.OKAY, HERE WE GO... AH!
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[ENGINE STOPPING]
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[DOOR OPENS]
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¶ ¶
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[FOOTSTEPS]
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[KENDALL GRUNTS,COW MOOING]
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[KENDALL GRUNTS LOUDER]
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EASY... I KNOW...
HERE WE GO MAMA.
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CLINT: HELLO?[KENDALL GRUNTS]
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CLINT: I HEARD THE SCREAMS,
DO YOU NEED A HAND?
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KENDALL: DOC, HANG ON.
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IT'S NOT A GOOD TIME, MISTER!
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[COW MOOING]OKAY, WHAT'S NEXT?
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DOC ON PHONE: MOVE HER FORWARDWITH ONE HAND...
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AND THEN GRASP A LEGWITH THE OTHER.
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BEND THE HOCK AND LIFT ITUPWARD ROTATING IT AS YOU LIFT.
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WAIT, WHAT?!
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I'M SORRY,
BUT IF YOU LET-
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KENDALL: CAN YOU GO SLOWER OR...
[GRUNTS]
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USE WORD PICTURES
OR SOMETHING?
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I...
I THINK I CAN-
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OH, THIS IS NOT WORKIN'!
[GRUNTS LOUDLY]
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I'M A VET!
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[GASPS, GRUNTS]
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[COW MOOING]
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[GRUNTS]
THANKS DOC, BYE!
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[PHONE THUDS]
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OH! GRAB SOME GLOVES,YOU'RE UP!
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[PANTING]
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[COW MOOING]
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[GASPS, CHUCKLES]
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[PANTING]
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[MOOING]
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OH...
OH, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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CLINT:YEAH, HE IS.
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[MOOING]
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BOY, YOU SHOWED UP
JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME.
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I'M KENDALL.
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CLINT.
[SQUISHY SOUND]
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HUH...
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[KENDALL LAUGHING]
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SORRY.
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WELL, NOBODY SAID
LIFE WASN'T MESSY!
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AMEN TO THAT.
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¶ ¶
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KENDALL: I'D LIKE TO THINK
THAT YOU'RE A GODSEND,
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BUT I'M ASSUMING YOU CAME
FOR SOMETHING OTHER THAN
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SAVING BERNADETTE, THE COW.
[HORSES NEIGHING NEARBY]
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IS "THE COW" OFFICIALLY
PART OF HER NAME?
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SHE'S NAMED
AFTER MY AUNT
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WHO WAS JUST
AS STUBBORN.
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"THE COW" JUST HELPS US
DISTINGUISH THE DIFFERENCE!
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[LAUGHING]
I'M SURE SHE'S HONORED.
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NOT AS HONORED AS
MY UNCLE EARL.
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DO YOU SEE THAT HANDSOME
GUY OVER THERE?
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THAT'S HIS NAMESAKE.
[SQUEALING]
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[CLINT CHUCKLES]SO YOU'RE KENDALL RILEY?
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GUILTY.
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I FIGURED.
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YOU'VE GOT YOUR
DADDY'S SMILE.
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YOU KNEW MY FATHER?
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I DID.
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I WAS TORE UP
TO HEAR HE'D PASSED.
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HOW'D YOU KNOW HIM?
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THE RODEO...
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A LONG TIME AGO.
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HE WAS GOOD TO ME.
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HE TALKED ME THROUGH
MY FIRST BRONCO,
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AND LET ME BORROW
HIS GLOVES.
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I WANNA GIVE
THEM BACK.
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A MAN'S GLOVES ARE
IMPORTANT TO HIM.
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¶ ¶
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HE GAVE 'EM TO YOU.
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¶ ¶
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WOULD YOU LIKE
A CUP OF COFFEE?
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I WOULD,
THANK YOU.
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¶ ¶
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[POURING COFFEE]
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¶ ¶
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¶ ¶
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¶ ¶
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THIS RANCH IS
ALL YOURS NOW?
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YEP, I INHERITED IT.
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HOW MANY HEAD?
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220.
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NO, 221 THANKS TO YOU.
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[CHUCKLES]
RIGHT.
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THEY'RE ALL ORGANIC.
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I WASN'T AWARE ANYBODY DID
THAT AROUND HERE.
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WE'RE ABOUT THIS CLOSE
TO GETTING OUR CERTIFICATE.
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CERTIFICATE?
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BECOMING CERTIFIED ORGANIC
IS A VERY LONG PROCESS.
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YOU HAVE TO
DEVELOP A PLAN,
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AND THEN YOU HAVE TO
GET IT APPROVED.
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AND BY "IT,"
I MEAN EVERYTHING
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FROM THE SUBSTANCES WE USE
TO THE PROCESSES...
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TO THE TILLING...
THE GRAZING...
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ALL OF IT.
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AND AN INSPECTOR COMES OUT
ONCE A YEAR FOR THREE YEARS.
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PRETTY THOROUGH.
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YOU HAVE TO BE
COMPLETELY CHEMICAL-FREE.
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I HAVE TO KEEP
PERFECT RECORDS,
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SALES RECEIPT OF ALL
THE FOOD THE COWS EAT.
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SOUNDS LIKE A
COMMITMENT.
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IT'S BECOME MY LIFE,
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BUT HOPEFULLY TOMORROW
IT'S OVER.
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IT'S OUR LAST INSPECTION.
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OH,
THAT'S INCREDIBLE.
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I WISH YOU THE
BEST OF LUCK.
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I HOPE IT ALL
WORKS OUT FOR YOU.
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THE WORLD COULD USE
MORE ORGANIC FARMERS.
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THANK YOU.
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[CAR HONKS]
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OH, SPEAKING OF
THE WIDE WORLD-
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MARCUS: KENDALL!
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HERE COMES A SLICE
OF IT RIGHT NOW.
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MEMPHIS: HEY GIRL!
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SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE
SHOW WITH THESE TWO.
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HEY, YOU GUYS!
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HEY!
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MARCUS, YOU'RE BACK
FROM MICHIGAN.
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KENDALL, I MISSED YOU.
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HOW WAS
YOUR TRIP?
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WHO'S THE COWBOY?
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WE JUST MET.
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CLINT, THIS IS MARCUS.
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MARCUS MONTOYA.
[CLINT LAUGHS]
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IGNORE HIM, I'M MEMPHIS...
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PROPRIETOR OF THE
"I WILL CUT YOU"
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HAIR AND NAIL SALON.
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WELL, IT'S A PLEASURE.
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EVER HAD
A MANICURE?
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I ONCE HAD A HORSE
BITE MY NAIL OFF.
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[SCOFFS]
I'D SAY!
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MARCUS AND I STUDIED ORGANIC
FARMING TOGETHER IN NEW YORK.
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AND NOW HE'S MY ACCOUNTANT,
BOOKKEEPER, MARKETING AGENT...
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ACTUALLY, THE LIST OF WHAT YOU
AREN'T IS SHORTER.
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WHAT IS HE IS MORE
IMPORTANT.
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CLINT IS
A VETERINARIAN.
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HE JUST HELPED ME
WITH BERNADETTE'S BABY.
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BETTER YOU
THAN ME.
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CLINT: WE HAD OUR
HANDS FULL.
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IT'S A PLEASURE
TO MEET YOU GUYS,
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BUT I'D BETTER
GET GOING.
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I'LL LET YOU GUYS
GET TO IT.
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[SAYS SUSPICIOUSLY]UMM-HMM.
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KENDALL: WHAT DID I TELL YOU
ABOUT THOSE TWO?
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WELL, I'D BEEN WARNED.
THANK YOU.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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CALL ME
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IN CASE BERNADETTE
NEEDS ANYTHING.
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THE COW,
NOT YOUR AUNT.
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WILL DO.
TAKE CARE.
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YOU TOO.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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[JEEP STARTS, DRIVES OFF]
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ALRIGHT,
LET'S SEE IT.
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[SCOFFS]
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IT'S A CLASSY FONT;
MEMORABLE DESIGN.
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[GASPS]
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DO YOU KNOW
WHO THAT WAS?
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CLINT,
THE VETERINARIAN.
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NO, CLINT McCREE!
BRICK McCREE'S SON!
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OH.
BRICK?
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THE MAN THAT'S
TRYING TO BUY YOUR RANCH?
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IS THAT WHY CLINT WAS HERE?
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DID HE SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT IT?
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NO, HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
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OH!
WHAT A SNAKE IN THE GRASS!
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WAIT, YOU DIDN'T TELL HIMANYTHING DID YA?
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ABOUT WHAT?
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THE RANCH!
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WELL, I TOLD HIM THE
INSPECTOR WAS COMING TOMORROW.
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[GASPS]
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
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I DON'T KNOW, IT JUST CAME UP.
WORDS HAPPEN.
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DID HE ASK
ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE?
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HE ASKED HOW MANY
CATTLE I HAVE.
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HE'S A SPY.
GREAT.
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KENDALL: IF HE IS A SPY,
HE'S A TERRIBLE ONE.
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HE GAVE ME A CARD
WITH HIS NAME ON IT.
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OH NO, YOU TRUST ME.
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IF HE'S A McCREE,
HE'S UP TO NO GOOD!
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THEY'RE ALL BANDITS TO THE BONE
AND YOU KNOW THAT!
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¶ ¶
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BRICK McCREE,HMPH!
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¶ [TENSE MUSIC] ¶
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BRICK: YOU'RE FIRED, PETE.
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PETE: BUT MR. McCREE,IT'S CHRISTMAS.
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BRICK: HUMBUG.
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PETE: I CAN FIX IT,JUST GIVE ME MORE TIME TO-
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GET OFF OR GET THROWN OFF.
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YOU'VE GOT 3 SECONDS.
3...
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PETE: MR. McCREE, PLEASE...
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I'VE GOT A WIFE AND
A KID THAT I GOTTA FEED.
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2...
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HANK: HE'S NOT GONNA ASK
YOU AGAIN, PETE.
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THE BOSS IS NOT
HAPPY WITH YOUR WORK.
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OKAY, OKAY.
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BRICK: THAT BOY CAN'T
FIX ANYTHING.
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JUST BUY A NEW TRACTOR.
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YES, SIR.
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WHAT ABOUT THE GIRL?
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KENDALL'S GOT ONE LASTINSPECTION TOMORROW,
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AND WHAT IF THIS ORGANIC STUFFREALLY DOES SELL?
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THEN YOU TAKE CARE OF IT.
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HANK: YES, SIR.
WHO'S THAT.
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BRICK: THAT'S MY SON.
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WELL LOOK WHAT THEWIND BLEW IN.
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HEY, POP.
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HEY, CLINT.
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HANK, BEEN A LONG TIME.
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YOU GOT
SOMETHING TO DO?
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HANK: SURE THING, BOSS.
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YOU LOOK GOOD, BOY.
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SO DO YOU OLD MAN
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CONSIDERING...
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WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT?
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MOM.
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00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:13,738
SHE DID, DID SHE?
243
00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:17,108
WELL, I SUPPOSE IT'S ONLY POLITE
TO ASK HOW SHE'S DOIN'?
244
00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:18,043
LILLIAN: ASK HER YOURSELF.
245
00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:21,746
[FOOTSTEPS]
246
00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:23,782
BRICK: LILLIAN,
IT'S BEEN A MINUTE.
247
00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:25,917
YOU LOOK GOOD.
248
00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,085
YOU LOOK BETTER
THAN I EXPECTED.
249
00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:29,387
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
250
00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:32,357
I CAME TO SPEND
CHRISTMAS WITH MY SON,
251
00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:36,061
WHO CAME TO SPEND IT WITH HIS
FATHER IN CASE IT WAS HIS LAST.
252
00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:39,464
MOM...
253
00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,866
BRICK: THERE'S A LOT GOING ON
AROUND HERE NOW.
254
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,868
I SUPPOSE I COULD...
255
00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:46,237
I COULD USE YOUR HELP.
256
00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:48,139
LET'S JUST START
WITH LUNCH.
257
00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:48,940
I'LL SEE WHATI CAN RUSTLE UP.
258
00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:53,111
[FOOTSTEPS]
259
00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:55,980
CLINT: YOU KNOW, I'D LIKE TO GET
MY HANDS DIRTY WHILE I'M HERE,
260
00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:57,816
CHIP IN WHEN
AND WHERE I CAN BUT...
261
00:11:57,818 --> 00:12:00,218
¶ [TENSE MUSIC] ¶
262
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:04,122
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
EASE INTO THIS, OKAY?
263
00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:06,157
SLOWLY.
264
00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:07,792
YEAH, YEAH.
YOU AND ME BOTH.
265
00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:12,797
¶ [TENSE MUSIC] ¶
266
00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:14,799
THIS PLACE IS A MESS.
267
00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:17,102
[EXHALES]
268
00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:25,276
[COWS MOOING]
269
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:26,695
[MARCUS WHISPERING]
IS IT A GOOD THING OR A BAD
270
00:12:26,696 --> 00:12:28,113
THING WHEN HE'S WRITING?
271
00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:28,913
[KENDALL WHISPERING]
I DON'T KNOW.
272
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:35,920
SO, HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE AN
INTELLIGENT MAN
273
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,956
LIKE YOURSELF TO GO TO SCHOOL
TO BE AN INSPECTOR?
274
00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,991
HUH?
275
00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:43,094
OH, UH...
276
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,430
NORMAL...
NORMAL AMOUNT OF TIME I SUPPOSE.
277
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,999
WOW!
[GIGGLES]
278
00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:50,769
I BET YOU WERE TOP OF
YOUR CLASS, WEREN'T YA?
279
00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:53,772
INSPECTOR STITTUM: NO.
280
00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:56,541
[SQUISHY SOUND]SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE.
281
00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:57,909
GENIUS!
[GIGGLES]
282
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:03,548
SO, DO YOU GOT A NAME?
283
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:06,384
OR DO ALL YOUR GIRLFRIENDS CALL
YOU "MR. INSPECTOR?"
284
00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:07,385
INSPECTOR STITTUM:NO, I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
285
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:09,020
[GASPS]
NO? YOU'RE JOKING.
286
00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:13,525
[SNIFFS]NO.
287
00:13:13,527 --> 00:13:14,526
LUCKY ME.
288
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:20,965
YOU KNOW MYMASCARA'S ORGANIC.
289
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,801
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
290
00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:25,804
THE LIPSTICK TOO.
291
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:26,838
YOU WANT A SAMPLE?
292
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:31,042
[GIGGLES]
293
00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:35,013
DID YOU SEE THAT?
294
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,581
HE BLUSHED!
295
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:37,582
HOW IS THIS
HELPING US?
296
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:39,050
IT MEANS
HE'S HUMAN.
297
00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:40,185
OH, I GOT THIS.
DON'T WORRY.
298
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,924
INSPECTOR STITTUM:MISS RILEY, I'M SORRY BUT UH...
299
00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,592
WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
300
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:49,027
KENDALL:WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
301
00:13:49,028 --> 00:13:50,461
I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT.
302
00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:52,597
I FOLLOWED THE RULES
FOR 3 YEARS.
303
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:55,433
I DOUBLE...
I TRIPLE-CHECKED EVERYTHING.
304
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:59,304
INSPECTOR STITTUM:
EXCEPT FOR ONE MAJOR THING...
305
00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:02,240
YOU SIGNED IN
THE WRONG PLACE.
306
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,942
SO YOU MEAN THAT-
307
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:04,943
INSPECTOR STITTUM:YEP...
308
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:05,577
YOU'RE CERTIFIED!
309
00:14:05,579 --> 00:14:07,011
OH!
310
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:11,249
[HAPPY LAUGHTER]
311
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:14,052
SPENCER, GET IN HERE!
312
00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:17,622
NOW WERE YOU REALLY INTERESTED
IN SEEING MY PICTURES
313
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:20,191
FROM MY TRIP TO EL PASO,
OR WERE YOU JUST...
314
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,259
FLIRTING WITH ME
TO GET THE CERTIFICATE?
315
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:26,264
ARGH...
FIGURES...
316
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,333
FALL FOR IT EVERY TIME.
317
00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,268
GOOD EFFORT THOUGH,
AND I REALLY SUPPORT
318
00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:31,502
WHAT YOU GUYS ARE
DOING HERE.
319
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:34,239
IT'S PRETTY AMAZING.
320
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,007
KENDALL: THANK YOU, SPENCER.
MEMPHIS: THANK YOU.
321
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:41,379
THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
YOU GUYS!
322
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:45,416
[WOMEN CHATTERING, LAUGHING]
323
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:49,487
GUS: Y'ALL SCANDALOUS!
324
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,022
KENDALL: A WOMAN'S GOTTA DO
WHAT A WOMAN'S GOTTA DO.
325
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,424
MEMPHIS: THAT'S RIGHT!
[LAUGHING]
326
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,460
SO THAT'S IT THEN?
YOU'RE GOOD TO GO?
327
00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:57,195
KENDALL: YEP, WE'RE
OFFICIALLY ORGANIC!
328
00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:59,230
GUS: I KNOW IT'S COST YOU...
329
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:02,133
YOUR DAD'D BE PROUD.
330
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:05,103
MEMPHIS: YEAH, DO YOU HAVE ANY
IDEA HOW EXPENSIVE
331
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:08,506
IT IS FOR THE INSPECTION ALONE,
AND THEN DOING IT THREE TIMES?
332
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:11,276
GIRL PRACTICALLY LOST EVERYTHING
BUT SHE DID IT ANYWAY.
333
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:13,011
WELL, I COULDN'T HAVE DONE
IT WITHOUT YOU GUYS.
334
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:14,245
AND SHE ALREADY HAS
A BUYER TOO!
335
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,147
REALLY?
TELL THEM!
336
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:18,650
TOP CHOICE FOODS!
337
00:15:18,652 --> 00:15:20,184
IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS, THEY BUY
ALMOST THE WHOLE HERD.
338
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:23,121
KENDALL,
THAT'S WONDERFUL!
339
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:26,157
KENDALL: THANK YOU,
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT!
340
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,392
VIVIAN: SO HOW LONG
DO WE HAVE THE
341
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:30,295
PLEASURE OF YOUR
COMPANY THIS TIME?
342
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:32,563
I DON'T KNOW,
I LIKE IT HERE.
343
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:34,098
MEMPHIS GIVE
YOU THAT DO?
344
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,066
YEAH, YOU LIKE IT?
345
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,168
I LOVE IT.
346
00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:39,938
[WOMEN GIGGLE IN DISTANCE]
347
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:40,705
WHO DO YOU KEEP LOOKIN'
AT OVER THERE?
348
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:43,374
SHH! DON'T BE
SO OBVIOUS.
349
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,443
KENDALL: HE'S A McCREE BUT HE
SAID MY DAD WAS GOOD TO HIM;
350
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,045
THAT THEY MET AT THE RODEO-
351
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:48,279
MEMPHIS:
HE CAME TO SPY ON HER.
352
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,415
[GASPS]
MM-HMM.
353
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:53,051
SO IS THAT WHY CLINT'S
HERE TO HELP HIS DAD?
354
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:55,253
Y'ALL KNOW HE HAS
CANCER, RIGHT?
355
00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:56,721
NOW HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
356
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:57,588
SHEILA MICHAELS
WORKS AT THE HOSPITAL.
357
00:15:57,590 --> 00:16:00,558
LEAN BACK.
358
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,094
SO KENDALL, HOW LONG HAVE YOUR
FATHERS HATED EACH OTHER?
359
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:04,162
MEMPHIS: SINCE BEFORE CLINT
AND HER WERE BORN.
360
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:05,964
NOT THAT I EVEN KNOW WHY.
361
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:06,464
VIVIAN: SO DO
YOU LIKE HER?
362
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:10,435
[GASPS]
363
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:14,038
I THINK IT'S GREAT.
DOES SHE KNOW? NO.
364
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,640
MEMPHIS: YOU KNOW, I HEARD IT
WAS A PROPERTY DISPUTE.
365
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:18,109
BRICK SWINDLED LAND FROM
YOUR DADDY OR SOMETHIN'.
366
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,410
WHAT DON'T YOU HEAR, GIRL?
367
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,179
NO, NO.
I HEARD THAT TOO. SEE?
368
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:23,514
BULLHOCKY.
THIS IS THE 20TH CENTURY.
369
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:26,484
21ST.
370
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,287
YOU CAN'T JUST STEAL LAND
LIKE THAT ANYMORE.
371
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:31,556
ALL THAT PROPERTY
USED TO BELONG TO BRICK.
372
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:34,359
THE LAST CHANCE RANCH
WAS BRICK'S LAND.
373
00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,661
THAT'S WHAT I KNOW.
374
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,596
WELL THEN HOW DID KENDALL'S
DADDY GET IT?
375
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,365
I DON'T KNOW AND NEITHER DOES
ANYBODY ELSE I RECKON.
376
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:42,300
EXCEPT BRICK.
377
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:43,701
YOU KNOW, I BET IT
WAS HUSH MONEY.
378
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,436
YOUR DADDY FOUND OUTTHAT
379
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:47,338
BRICK WAS LAUNDERING CASH OR
SOMETHING.
380
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:50,274
DO YOU THINK SO? YES!
YOU KNOW THAT'S HOW IT IS!
381
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:52,110
GUS: OH NOW STOP THAT;
BRICK MIGHT BE BAD, BUT HE AIN'T EVIL.
382
00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:54,112
[SCOFFS]
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.
383
00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:55,363
GUS: NOW IF YOU FOLKS ARE GONNAPRIDE YOURSELF
384
00:16:55,364 --> 00:16:56,613
IN BEING THE BEST TOWN GOSSIPS,
385
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,449
AT LEAST GET YOURFACTS STRAIGHT.
386
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,218
GRANDDADDY, BAD AND EVIL MAY NOT
BE THE SAME FRUIT...
387
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:02,286
BUT THEY'RE IN THE SAME BOWL.
388
00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:04,489
GUS: YEAH,AND THAT BOWL AIN'T JAIL.
389
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:06,457
BAD IS SELFISH.
EVIL IS MALICIOUS.
390
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:09,193
THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BABY GIRL.
391
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,378
[VIVIAN WHISPERING]
WELL, WHY DON'T YOU TELL HER?
392
00:17:10,379 --> 00:17:11,562
SHE'S GOT TOO
MUCH GOING ON.
393
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,398
AND OUR FRIENDSHIP MEANS
TOO MUCH TO ME
394
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,500
TO BE RISKING IT LIKE THAT.
395
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:17,668
AND WHO YOU CALLING
GOSSIPS ANYHOW?
396
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,504
ALL I'M SAYIN' IS,
YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF INFORMATION
397
00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:21,439
ON EVERYBODY ELSE
IN THIS TOWN.
398
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:23,641
BOTH: OH NO WE DON'T!
GUS: YOU DON'T?
399
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,143
BOTH: NO.
400
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:36,320
EXCUSE ME, HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE
BINOCULARS IN YOUR PURSES?
401
00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:37,422
¶ ¶
402
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:39,057
I DO!
403
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:41,092
¶ ¶
404
00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:42,226
BUT I DON'T ALWAYS
CARRY A PURSE.
405
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,661
UMM-HMM.
406
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:46,064
¶ ¶
407
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:48,466
AND HOW MANY OF Y'ALL HAVE
PROFESSIONAL FBI
408
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:49,567
LISTENING DEVICES IN THERE?
409
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:57,809
¶ ¶
410
00:17:57,811 --> 00:18:00,244
NO FURTHER QUESTIONS,
YOUR HONOR.
411
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,679
YOU KNOW, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY
YOU HANG HERE, GRANDDADDY.
412
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,381
THIS IS A HAIR SALON,
413
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:06,117
AND YOU'RE AS BALD
AS MY ELBOW!
414
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:07,251
IT'S A GREAT PLACE
TO MEET WOMEN.
415
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,454
[WOMEN LAUGHING]
416
00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:10,455
OH, STOP. HE'S A MESS!
[WOMEN GIGGLING]
417
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:16,694
5... 4... 3...
418
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:21,766
2... 1...
419
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,601
KENDALL:
MERRY CHRISTMAS, MOM AND DAD.
420
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:27,305
¶ THE WEARY WORLD REJOICIN' ¶
421
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:31,342
¶ FOR YONDER BREAKS... ¶
422
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:34,412
SO IT BECAME
OFFICIAL TODAY.
423
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:38,483
KENDALL RILEY,
AN ORGANIC FARMER.
424
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:42,186
¶ FALL ON YOUR KNEES... ¶
425
00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:43,454
I KNOW IT WASN'T
REALLY YOUR THING, DAD.
426
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,389
¶ OH HEAR... ¶
427
00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:48,893
BUT IT'S MY THING.
428
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,495
AND YOU GUYS WERE
ALWAYS SO SUPPORTIVE
429
00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:51,696
WHEN I WAS PASSIONATE
ABOUT SOMETHING.
430
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:54,198
¶ OH NIGHT DIVINE... ¶
431
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:57,602
I'M SO EXCITED...
432
00:18:57,604 --> 00:19:00,138
AND SCARED.
433
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:03,774
VOLUNTEER: MERRY CHRISTMAS!WOMAN: THANKS!
434
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:05,676
KENDALL: I WISH YOU GUYS WERE HERE.WOMAN: OH, HOT CHOCOLATE!
435
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:07,778
AND MOM, I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU
THE PLANNING FOR THE
436
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:10,548
CATTLEMAN'S CHRISTMAS BALL IS
GOING REALLY WELL.
437
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,783
I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF
TIME TO ORGANIZE IT BUT...
438
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:15,386
MEMPHIS IS DOING
A LOT OF THE WORK.
439
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:19,157
SWEETHEART! AND THE MONEY FROM
THIS YEAR IS GOING TO
440
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:20,191
CANCER RESEARCH
AT THE HOSPITAL.
441
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:26,797
SO I JUST WANTED TO
HONOR YOU...
442
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,533
BY DOING SOMETHING GOOD
FOR SOMEONE ELSE.
443
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,535
¶ FALL ON YOUR KNEES ¶
444
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:33,604
¶ OH HEAR ¶
445
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:38,776
¶ THE ANGEL VOICES ¶
446
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,912
[KISS]
LOVE YOU.
447
00:19:40,914 --> 00:19:43,748
¶ OH NIGHT DIVINE ¶
448
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,616
¶ [CHRISTMAS BELLS JINGLING] ¶
449
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:48,219
[ROOSTER CROWING]
450
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:55,359
[COWS MOOING]
451
00:19:55,361 --> 00:20:05,303
[COWS MOOING]
452
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:08,306
HOW'S BERNADETTE,
THE COW?
453
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:11,609
WELL, COME SEE FOR YOURSELF.
454
00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:14,745
CLINT:
OH SHE'S LOOKING GOOD,
455
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,314
AND THE LITTLE ONE...HE'S EATING WELL.
456
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:18,516
KENDALL:
YEAH, WE'RE FINE.
457
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:20,818
CLINT: FANTASTIC, BUT YOU KNOW I
COULD EXAMINE HIM-
458
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:26,657
KENDALL: WE'RE GOOD...
THANKS, I CAN TAKE IT FROM HERE.
459
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:29,527
ALRIGHT THEN.
WELL, YOU HAVE MY NUMBER-
460
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:32,296
OH YES, MR. McCREE,
I HAVE YOUR NUMBER.
461
00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:33,764
[COWS MOOING]
462
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:37,935
OH... I SEE.
463
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:41,739
[COWS MOOING]
464
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,941
MISS RILEY...
465
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:46,744
I'M NOT MY FATHER,
YOU KNOW.
466
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:49,513
REALLY?
WERE YOU HIS SPY?
467
00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:53,251
HIS WHAT? SPY?
[CHUCKLES]
468
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:55,386
LOOK, I KNOW THAT HE'S NOT THE
MOST POPULAR MAN IN TOWN.
469
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:56,954
IT'S KINDA THE
REASON I LEFT;
470
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,422
GUILT BY ASSOCIATION,YOU KNOW?
471
00:20:58,424 --> 00:20:59,991
[HORSE NEIGHS]
472
00:20:59,993 --> 00:21:01,559
I SWORE I'D NEVER COME BACK.
473
00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:03,694
WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?
474
00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:05,696
I'M ONLY HERE
BECAUSE HE HAS CANCER.
475
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,565
¶ ¶
476
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,967
YEAH, I HEARD.
477
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:10,868
CLINT: I DIDN'T SAY ITFOR SYMPATHY.
478
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:16,707
¶ ¶
479
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:21,012
I WANTED TO DROP BY AND
JUST PAY MY RESPECTS AND...
480
00:21:21,014 --> 00:21:22,747
TELL YOU THAT YOUR DADDY WAS
MORE OF A FATHER TO ME THAN...
481
00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:26,817
¶ ¶
482
00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:27,685
I JUST WANTED TO CHECK
ON THE LITTLE ONE.
483
00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:28,886
I'M SORRY TO BOTHER.
484
00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:33,024
IT WASN'T SYMPATHY.
485
00:21:33,026 --> 00:21:37,395
¶ ¶
486
00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:40,698
MY MOTHER HAD CANCER TOO.
487
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:43,067
YEAH, I KNOW.
488
00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:45,469
KENDALL: AND EVEN THOUGH YOUR
FATHER IS...
489
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:48,039
POLLUTING MY POND AND...
490
00:21:48,041 --> 00:21:51,042
BREAKING MY TRACTOR AND
MANIPULATING THE MARKET...
491
00:21:51,044 --> 00:21:53,944
¶ ¶
492
00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:55,546
I WOULDN'T WISH THAT ON
MY WORST ENEMY.
493
00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:58,683
¶ ¶
494
00:21:58,685 --> 00:21:59,850
HE'S REALLY DOING ALL THAT?
495
00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:05,956
¶ ¶
496
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:07,625
I'M SORRY.
497
00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:10,695
YOU HAVE A NICE DAY.
498
00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:15,333
YOU TOO.
499
00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:21,806
[SIGHS]
500
00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:24,842
[COW MOOING]
501
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:26,444
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT?
502
00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:30,414
¶ ¶
503
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:35,119
LILLIAN:ARE YOU OKAY?
504
00:22:35,121 --> 00:22:38,622
BRICK: OH YEAH...
JUST... PILLS...
505
00:22:41,427 --> 00:22:44,495
UM, WHEN'S YOUR NEXT
APPOINTMENT?
506
00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:45,596
I CAN DRIVE YOU
IF YOU LIKE.
507
00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:48,499
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
508
00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:50,000
WELL, THANK YOU BUT...
509
00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:53,371
I DON'T NEED YOU TO
DO THAT FOR ME.
510
00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:55,005
OKAY.
511
00:22:55,007 --> 00:22:57,742
LILLIAN.
512
00:22:57,744 --> 00:23:00,878
[FOOTSTEPS]
513
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,614
YOU KNOW, SINCE THE THREE OF
US ARE HERE RIGHT NOW UH...
514
00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:05,783
MAYBE WE OUGHT TO UM...
515
00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:08,886
SIT DOWN TO
A MEAL TOGETHER...
516
00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:12,656
AND TRY TO CATCH UP
A LITTLE BIT.
517
00:23:12,658 --> 00:23:14,058
NOTHIN' FANCY,NOTHIN' OFFICIAL JUST...
518
00:23:16,462 --> 00:23:19,029
FAMILY?
519
00:23:19,031 --> 00:23:21,999
YEAH, FAMILY.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
520
00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:24,101
¶ ¶
521
00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:25,770
I THINK WE CAN MANAGE THAT.
522
00:23:25,772 --> 00:23:26,871
¶ ¶
523
00:23:26,873 --> 00:23:28,672
GOOD.
524
00:23:28,674 --> 00:23:29,573
LILLIAN: I'LL TELL CLINT.
525
00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:30,808
OKAY.
526
00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:35,813
[FOOTSTEPS]
527
00:23:35,815 --> 00:23:37,181
¶ ¶
528
00:23:37,183 --> 00:23:48,025
¶ ¶
529
00:23:48,027 --> 00:23:50,494
MARCUS: JUST A FEW MORE STEPSON THE CERTIFICATION PAPERWORK.
530
00:23:50,496 --> 00:23:52,696
FIRST, I NEED
THE ORIGINAL DEED.
531
00:23:52,698 --> 00:23:55,466
OKAY...
UH, LET'S SEE...
532
00:24:04,076 --> 00:24:06,010
WHAT?
533
00:24:06,012 --> 00:24:07,678
LILLIAN McCREE?
534
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,780
WHAT?
535
00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:11,715
CLINT'S MOM.
536
00:24:11,717 --> 00:24:15,219
WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?
537
00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:19,457
IT SAYS HERE THAT THE RANCH WAS
SOLD TO MY FATHER BY LILLIAN.
538
00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:20,224
BRICK McCREE'S WIFE?
539
00:24:20,226 --> 00:24:22,226
EX-WIFE.
540
00:24:22,228 --> 00:24:26,797
[CHUCKLES]
OH! SCANDALOUS!
541
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:28,999
GUESS WHAT SHE SOLD
IT TO HIM FOR?
542
00:24:29,001 --> 00:24:30,668
- 150 GRAND?
- UNH-UH.
543
00:24:30,670 --> 00:24:33,137
MARCUS: 100? 50? $25?
544
00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:35,606
1 GRAND?
545
00:24:35,608 --> 00:24:38,843
- 1 DOLLAR.
- NO!
546
00:24:38,845 --> 00:24:40,644
SHE SOLD IT TO HIM
FOR ONE DOLLAR.
547
00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:41,245
IT'S GOTTA BE A MISTAKE.
548
00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:42,746
GOTTA BE.
549
00:24:42,748 --> 00:24:46,650
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
550
00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:47,818
HELLO? LAWRENCE: HEY KENDALL,
HOW YOU DOING?
551
00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:49,987
OH HI, LAWRENCE!
552
00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:52,623
YOU MUST HAVE HEARD THAT
WE'VE GONE OFFICIAL.
553
00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:54,625
TOP CHOICE.
LAWRENCE: I HEARD YOU'RE CERTIFIED-
554
00:24:54,627 --> 00:24:55,893
UM-HM, YESTERDAY MORNIN'.
WE'RE JUST FINISHING UP
555
00:24:55,895 --> 00:24:59,096
SOME PAPERWORK AND I'M ACTUALLY
GLAD YOU CALLED
556
00:24:59,098 --> 00:25:01,165
BECAUSE I WANTED TO CONFIRM YOUR
PURCHASE AT THE MARKET FOR THE-
557
00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:03,000
LAWRENCE: YEAH, THAT'S WHYI WAS CALLING.
558
00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:04,835
THERE'S BEEN A CHANGE.KENDALL: I'M SORRY?
559
00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:06,637
LAWRENCE: WE'RE GONNA GOWITH SOMEONE ELSE.
560
00:25:06,639 --> 00:25:09,006
WELL, I DON'T UNDERSTAND;
WE HAD AN AGREEMENT.
561
00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:11,909
YES, I KNOW VERBAL COMMITMENTS
ARE NON-BINDING BUT-
562
00:25:11,911 --> 00:25:14,578
LAWRENCE: I FEEL BAD ABOUT THISKENDALL-
563
00:25:14,580 --> 00:25:16,881
KENDALL: CAN YOU AT LEAST
EXPLAIN WHY?
564
00:25:16,883 --> 00:25:17,681
LAWRENCE: WELL, YOUR LACK OFEXPERIENCE IS ONE REASON-
565
00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:19,917
WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT?
566
00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:24,021
LAWRENCE: WELL, IT REALLY ISN'TIMPORTANT-
567
00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:25,823
OF COURSE.
LAWRENCE: MAYBE IN THE FUTURE.
568
00:25:25,825 --> 00:25:27,124
ALRIGHT.
LAWRENCE: TAKE CARE.
569
00:25:27,126 --> 00:25:28,826
BYE-BYE.
[HANGS UP CELL PHONE]
570
00:25:28,828 --> 00:25:30,628
TOP CHOICE BACKED OUT?
571
00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:33,597
¶ ¶
572
00:25:33,599 --> 00:25:36,700
BRICK McCREE.
573
00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:42,306
¶ [TENSE MUSIC] ¶
574
00:25:42,308 --> 00:25:50,915
[HOOF BEATS]
575
00:25:50,917 --> 00:25:52,883
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
576
00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:57,788
¶ [TENSE MUSIC] ¶
577
00:25:57,790 --> 00:25:58,923
[DOOR CLOSES]
578
00:26:01,294 --> 00:26:03,327
MRS. McCREE?
HI, KENDALL!
579
00:26:03,329 --> 00:26:06,096
HI, WHAT ARE YOU...
580
00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:08,032
I-I'M SURPRISED TO
SEE YOU HERE.
581
00:26:08,034 --> 00:26:09,333
OH YEAH, I'M
GONNA BE STAYING
582
00:26:09,335 --> 00:26:11,835
AT THE HOUSE
THROUGH CHRISTMAS.
583
00:26:11,837 --> 00:26:13,003
MR. McCREE NEED MY HELP
WITH SOME THINGS, SO...
584
00:26:13,005 --> 00:26:15,005
HOW ARE YOU?
585
00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:17,775
I'VE BEEN BETTER.
YOUR HUSBAND AROUND?
586
00:26:17,777 --> 00:26:20,277
UH, 15 YEARS
NOT MY HUSBAND.
587
00:26:20,279 --> 00:26:23,781
AND UH, YES
BUT HE'S REALLY BUSY.
588
00:26:23,783 --> 00:26:25,249
SO AM I, MA'AM.
589
00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:26,684
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
590
00:26:26,686 --> 00:26:29,219
COME ON IN.
591
00:26:29,221 --> 00:26:30,287
BRICK: YEAH, WELL DON'T MAKE ME
COME AFTER YOU DANIEL
592
00:26:30,289 --> 00:26:34,224
BECAUSE YOU KNOW I WILL.
YEAH...
593
00:26:34,226 --> 00:26:36,360
KENDALL RILEY
IS HERE TO SEE YOU.
594
00:26:36,362 --> 00:26:38,079
BRICK: THAT WOULD WORK;
YOU'D HAVE TO PUT IT IN WRITING.
595
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:39,797
YOU HAVE COMPANY, BRICK.
596
00:26:39,799 --> 00:26:40,965
I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK,
MY EX-WIFE IS YELLING AT ME
597
00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:43,734
AND SHE'S BROUGHT A FRIEND.
598
00:26:43,736 --> 00:26:44,268
YEAH.
[HANGS UP CELL PHONE]
599
00:26:47,673 --> 00:26:50,841
HOW MAY I HELP YOU MISS RILEY?
600
00:26:50,843 --> 00:26:53,677
WHY DO YOU KEEP
MEDDLING WITH MY RANCH?
601
00:26:53,679 --> 00:26:56,113
I AM NOT YOUR COMPETITION.
602
00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:57,748
TRUST ME, I DON'T THINK OF
YOU AS COMPETITION.
603
00:26:57,750 --> 00:26:59,283
THEN WHY DO YOU KEEP
SABOTAGING ME?
604
00:26:59,285 --> 00:27:01,218
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
605
00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:02,620
TOP CHOICE.
606
00:27:05,191 --> 00:27:08,993
OH YEAH WELL LAWRENCE
IS A FRIEND OF MINE,
607
00:27:08,995 --> 00:27:11,762
AND OVER A BISCUIT AND COFFEE
I DID MENTION TO MY FRIEND
608
00:27:11,764 --> 00:27:14,064
THAT WHEREAS YOU HAVE HAD YOUR
CERTIFICATE FOR ONE DAY,
609
00:27:14,066 --> 00:27:15,966
I HAD A BETTER DEAL
ON A SURE THING.
610
00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:16,934
YOU ARE NOT A SURE THING
AND I-
611
00:27:16,936 --> 00:27:18,769
THIS IS HARD ENOUGH FOR ME
612
00:27:18,771 --> 00:27:20,738
WITHOUT YOU MAKING
IT IMPOSSIBLE.
613
00:27:20,740 --> 00:27:22,740
LOOK, I'M JUST TRYING
TO DO A GOOD THING HERE.
614
00:27:22,742 --> 00:27:24,942
YEAH YOU'RE THE ONE WHO
DOES THE GOOD THINGS...
615
00:27:24,944 --> 00:27:27,911
WILL YOU CLEAN THESE
FOR ME PLEASE? THANK YOU.
616
00:27:27,913 --> 00:27:30,247
YOU KNOW WHY MY RANCH
IS SO BIG AND WHY I'M
617
00:27:30,249 --> 00:27:32,282
SO SUCCESSFUL?
NO, WHY?
618
00:27:32,284 --> 00:27:33,817
WELL, IT'S BECAUSE I FEED
THOUSANDS
619
00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:36,920
AND THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE.
620
00:27:36,922 --> 00:27:39,223
REGULAR FOLKS; NOT JUST THOSE
WHO CAN AFFORD WHAT'S FANCY.
621
00:27:39,225 --> 00:27:40,891
THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO,
622
00:27:40,893 --> 00:27:41,959
AND THIS IS VERY GOOD ADVICE-
623
00:27:41,961 --> 00:27:43,961
OH, I'M LISTENING.
624
00:27:43,963 --> 00:27:46,363
WOULD BE TO SELL THE LAND
BACK TO ME.
625
00:27:46,365 --> 00:27:49,099
- BACK TO YOU?
- YEAH.
626
00:27:49,101 --> 00:27:51,702
YOU INHERITED AN UNPLAYABLE HAND
AND IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
627
00:27:51,704 --> 00:27:54,138
ROBERT RILEY WAS
A FINE COWBOY,
628
00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:55,172
BUT A TERRIBLE BUSINESS MAN.
629
00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:59,243
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.
630
00:27:59,245 --> 00:28:03,380
IF I FAIL,
LET IT BE BECAUSE I FAILED,
631
00:28:03,382 --> 00:28:06,817
NOT BECAUSE YOU CHEATED.
632
00:28:06,819 --> 00:28:10,120
IT'S NOT CHEATING...
633
00:28:10,122 --> 00:28:12,723
IT'S JUST BUSINESS.
634
00:28:12,725 --> 00:28:14,291
CLINT: HEY POP, THE NEW CALF
COULD-
635
00:28:14,293 --> 00:28:22,232
¶ ¶
636
00:28:22,234 --> 00:28:25,102
GOOD DAY, MR. McCREE...
LILLIAN.
637
00:28:25,104 --> 00:28:30,074
[FOOTSTEPS]
638
00:28:30,076 --> 00:28:32,076
WHAT WAS ALL THAT ABOUT?
639
00:28:32,078 --> 00:28:34,978
LILLIAN: HOW CAN YOU STILL BE
SO BITTER?
640
00:28:34,980 --> 00:28:37,715
HOW MANY YEARSHAS IT BEEN?
641
00:28:37,717 --> 00:28:40,350
ROBERT RILEY'S BEEN
DEAD FOR THREE YEARS,
642
00:28:40,352 --> 00:28:41,985
AND YOU'RE STILL BENT ON
VENGEANCE AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA
643
00:28:41,987 --> 00:28:43,887
TAKE IT OUT ON HIS DAUGHTER?
644
00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:46,223
SHE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH
ANY OF THAT.
645
00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:47,491
WHAT IS GOING ON?
646
00:28:47,493 --> 00:28:50,060
BRICK: IT'S JUST BUSINESS.
647
00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:51,995
WHAT IS SO HARD TO
UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT?
648
00:28:51,997 --> 00:28:53,363
LILLIAN: IF THAT GIRL COULD
AFFECT YOUR BOTTOM LINE
649
00:28:53,365 --> 00:28:55,432
BY A DIME,
I'D BE SHOCKED.
650
00:28:55,434 --> 00:28:57,434
I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT
THE FUTURE,
651
00:28:57,436 --> 00:28:59,403
THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING.
- OH REALLY?
652
00:28:59,405 --> 00:29:02,106
YEAH; EVERYTHING AFFECTS
EVERYTHING AND I WANNA LEAVE
653
00:29:02,108 --> 00:29:05,242
MY SON AN INHERITANCE
THAT'S WORTH SOMETHING.
654
00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:07,511
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
I EVEN WANT THIS PLACE?
655
00:29:07,513 --> 00:29:09,947
BECAUSE YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH TO
KNOW THAT THIS PLACE
656
00:29:09,949 --> 00:29:11,782
OFFERS MORE TO YOU THAN...
657
00:29:11,784 --> 00:29:13,450
THAN POODLES WITH
KENNEL COUGH!
658
00:29:13,452 --> 00:29:16,120
LILLIAN: IF YOU CARED ENOUGH
TO EVEN ASK,
659
00:29:16,122 --> 00:29:18,255
HIS BUSINESS DOESN'T EVEN
DEAL WITH DOGS AT ALL.
660
00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:21,925
¶ ¶
661
00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:23,927
CLEAN YOUR OWN
STINKIN' GLASSES.
662
00:29:23,929 --> 00:29:29,366
¶ ¶
663
00:29:29,368 --> 00:29:31,502
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HER?
664
00:29:31,504 --> 00:29:33,504
BRICK: I DIDN'T ASK HER
TO COME BACK.
665
00:29:33,506 --> 00:29:36,540
CLINT: NOT MOM... KENDALL.
666
00:29:36,542 --> 00:29:39,076
BRICK: YOU SHOULD DO US BOTH
A FAVOR, SON.
667
00:29:39,078 --> 00:29:42,279
STAY AWAY FROM
THE RILEY GIRL.
668
00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:44,114
[SIGHS]
669
00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:54,258
¶ ¶
670
00:29:54,260 --> 00:29:57,060
WHAT ARE YOU
THINKING?
671
00:29:57,062 --> 00:29:59,530
WHAT ARE YOU
CALCULATING?
672
00:29:59,532 --> 00:30:02,432
HOW FAR BACK DOES
YOUR PROPERTY GO?
673
00:30:02,434 --> 00:30:04,902
IT GOES ALL THE WAY TO THE
McCREE LINE AND THEN IT-
674
00:30:04,904 --> 00:30:06,837
WAIT, WHY?
675
00:30:06,839 --> 00:30:08,972
I'M JUST CONSIDERING
ALL OPTIONS.
676
00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:10,974
NO, NOT THAT OPTION.
677
00:30:10,976 --> 00:30:12,409
YOU ASKED ME TO GO OVER
YOUR OPERATING BUDGET,
678
00:30:12,411 --> 00:30:14,011
AND EVALUATE YOUR
SITUATION.
679
00:30:14,013 --> 00:30:15,279
I KNOW,
BUT THAT IS NOT-
680
00:30:15,281 --> 00:30:15,979
WHY NOT JUST SELL
THE BACK OFF?
681
00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:18,949
NO!
682
00:30:18,951 --> 00:30:21,952
IF BRICK MADE AN OFFER EVEN HALF
AS GOOD AS THE LAST ONE-
683
00:30:21,954 --> 00:30:25,055
I AM NOT SELLING
ANY PART OF THIS RANCH.
684
00:30:25,057 --> 00:30:28,292
WE NEED EVERY INCH OF IT
FOR THE CATTLE AND I'M NOT-
685
00:30:28,294 --> 00:30:30,828
I'M NOT LOSING MY FAMILY FARM
AFTER ONLY THREE YEARS.
686
00:30:30,830 --> 00:30:32,396
IT'S ALL I HAVE LEFT.
687
00:30:32,398 --> 00:30:34,131
I'M NOT TELLING YOU
TO LOSE IT,
688
00:30:34,133 --> 00:30:37,167
I'M JUST THINKING
MORE LIKE...
689
00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:39,336
AMPUTATE PART OF IT
TO SAVE THE REST OF IT.
690
00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:40,337
MARCUS.
691
00:30:42,474 --> 00:30:46,543
OKAY...
YOU'RE RIGHT.
692
00:30:46,545 --> 00:30:49,379
OKAY, SO WHAT'S
THIS ITEM HERE?
693
00:30:49,381 --> 00:30:50,247
- FOOD.
- COW FOOD?
694
00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:51,982
YES.
695
00:30:51,984 --> 00:30:52,616
AND SO WHAT'S THIS
ITEM HERE?
696
00:30:52,618 --> 00:30:54,618
MY FOOD.
697
00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:56,553
THE COWS ARE EATING
BETTER THAN YOU ARE!
698
00:30:56,555 --> 00:30:59,289
WELL, THERE'S 221
OF THEM AND ONE OF ME.
699
00:30:59,291 --> 00:31:01,291
PERHAPS YOUR OPERATING
BUDGET MIGHT LOOK A LITTLE
700
00:31:01,293 --> 00:31:04,995
BETTER IF YOU CUT OUT ALL THE
FOODS THAT COME IN NUGGET FORM.
701
00:31:04,997 --> 00:31:08,098
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO COOK.
702
00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:10,500
I WORK WITH AN
ORGANIC FARMER WHO IS
703
00:31:10,502 --> 00:31:13,270
TOO BUSY RUNNING HER
ORGANIC FARM TO EAT
704
00:31:13,272 --> 00:31:14,872
ANYTHING BUT PROCESSED CHICKEN
IN THE SHAPE OF A BOOT!
705
00:31:20,479 --> 00:31:23,580
I'M GONNA NEED YOU
TO BE SERIOUS WITH ME.
706
00:31:23,582 --> 00:31:26,116
I'M TRYING TO BE SERIOUS,
BUT YOU DON'T SEEM OPEN TO-
707
00:31:26,118 --> 00:31:28,252
OPEN TO WHAT?
708
00:31:28,254 --> 00:31:29,253
WHAT EXACTLY ARE
YOU SUGGESTING?
709
00:31:31,590 --> 00:31:33,924
[SIGHS]
710
00:31:33,926 --> 00:31:36,159
IF YOU DON'T
FIND A BUYER,
711
00:31:36,161 --> 00:31:38,362
THEN WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO GO TO AUCTION.
712
00:31:38,364 --> 00:31:42,499
AND THERE'S ONLY ONE
LEFT UNTIL SUMMER.
713
00:31:42,501 --> 00:31:44,167
AND THE NUMBERS ARE SAYING THAT
IF YOU DON'T SELL ENOUGH COWS...
714
00:31:46,372 --> 00:31:48,372
YOU'RE DONE.
715
00:31:48,374 --> 00:31:50,240
¶ [SOMBER MUSIC] ¶
716
00:31:53,512 --> 00:31:55,279
CLINT: REALLY?FAMILY DINNER HUH?
717
00:31:57,049 --> 00:31:59,983
IT WAS YOUR
FATHER'S IDEA.
718
00:31:59,985 --> 00:32:02,185
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER,
I GUESS.
719
00:32:02,187 --> 00:32:05,389
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
720
00:32:05,391 --> 00:32:06,657
BRICK: HEY.
721
00:32:06,659 --> 00:32:09,192
HEY.
722
00:32:09,194 --> 00:32:11,194
IT'S GOOD TO SEE THE
TWO OF YOU HERE.
723
00:32:11,196 --> 00:32:12,529
SORRY I'M LATE.
724
00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:15,632
WELL...
725
00:32:19,071 --> 00:32:21,939
CLINT: IT'S BLEAK
IN HERE, POP.
726
00:32:21,941 --> 00:32:24,341
OH YEAH,
WELL I DON'T EAT IN HERE MUCH.
727
00:32:24,343 --> 00:32:27,077
NEVER.
728
00:32:27,079 --> 00:32:28,345
- YOU KNOW WHAT YOU COULD USE?
- WHAT'S THAT?
729
00:32:28,347 --> 00:32:29,346
A CHRISTMAS TREE...
730
00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:34,484
RIGHT THERE.
731
00:32:34,486 --> 00:32:37,587
YOU KNOW YOUR FATHER'S
NOT A FAN OF CHRISTMAS TREES.
732
00:32:37,589 --> 00:32:41,358
NO TREES, NO CAROLS,
NO PRESENTS.
733
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,961
I'VE NEVER UNDERSTOOD IT;
IT'S JUST ONE DAY, POP.
734
00:32:43,963 --> 00:32:45,395
WELL I GUESS I WAS ALWAYS TOO
BUSY MAKING SURE
735
00:32:45,397 --> 00:32:49,199
YOU HAD WHAT YOU NEEDED FOR
THE OTHER 364.
736
00:32:49,201 --> 00:32:51,168
YOU KNOW MOST
CHRISTMAS MOVIES
737
00:32:51,170 --> 00:32:52,669
ARE BASED ON CHARACTERS
THAT THINK LIKE THAT.
738
00:32:52,671 --> 00:32:54,638
WELL, YOU SEE?
I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK.
739
00:32:57,209 --> 00:33:00,210
CLINT: THEY'RE USUALLY
THE VILLAINS.
740
00:33:00,212 --> 00:33:03,113
TOUCHÉ.
741
00:33:03,115 --> 00:33:04,865
IF THERE'S ANYONE WHO COULD USE
SOME CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
742
00:33:04,866 --> 00:33:06,616
RIGHT NOW POP,
IT'S YOU.
743
00:33:06,618 --> 00:33:07,517
I'VE GOT THE
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.
744
00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:14,291
HO, HO, HO...
HUMBUG.
745
00:33:14,293 --> 00:33:17,394
BRICK: RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED-
I GOT IT ALL, JUST TEST ME.
746
00:33:17,396 --> 00:33:19,262
[CLINT LAUGHS]
747
00:33:19,264 --> 00:33:21,999
YOU'RE CLOSER THAN YOU KNOW,
OLD MAN.
748
00:33:22,001 --> 00:33:25,335
KENDALL: OF COURSE.THAT MAKES SENSE.
749
00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:27,337
I KNOW IT WAS LAST MINUTE,BUT IT WAS WORTH A SHOT.
750
00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:29,339
MAN ON PHONE:I'M SO SORRY, DARLIN'.
751
00:33:29,341 --> 00:33:30,640
KENDALL: MERRY CHRISTMAS.GIVE MY LOVE TO IDA.
752
00:33:30,642 --> 00:33:32,109
MAN ON PHONE:I WILL.
753
00:33:32,111 --> 00:33:36,313
[HANGS UP PHONE, SIGHS]
754
00:33:36,315 --> 00:33:38,215
[KNOCKING]
755
00:33:38,217 --> 00:33:40,450
[DOOR OPENS]
756
00:33:40,452 --> 00:33:42,386
HI.
757
00:33:42,388 --> 00:33:45,422
[DOOR CLOSES]
HEY.
758
00:33:45,424 --> 00:33:48,258
I'M KINDA BUSY,
DID YOU NEED SOMETHING?
759
00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:49,226
I JUST CAME BY
TO CHECK ON OUR BABY...
760
00:33:51,096 --> 00:33:53,430
CALF.
761
00:33:53,432 --> 00:33:55,432
DOUG IS FINE.
762
00:33:55,434 --> 00:33:57,701
YOU NAMED HIM!
[CHUCKLES]
763
00:33:57,703 --> 00:34:00,270
- YEAH.
- AND HOW'S MOM?
764
00:34:00,272 --> 00:34:02,172
BERNADETTE IS FINE TOO.
765
00:34:02,174 --> 00:34:07,644
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
766
00:34:07,646 --> 00:34:09,546
ALRIGHT, I CAN TELL YOU ARE NOT
GONNA LEAVE UNTIL
767
00:34:13,085 --> 00:34:13,717
YOU SAY WHAT YOU NEED TO.
768
00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:14,350
[DOOR OPENS]
GO ON.
769
00:34:14,353 --> 00:34:19,523
[FOOTSTEPS]
770
00:34:19,525 --> 00:34:20,657
[DOOR CLOSES]
771
00:34:22,127 --> 00:34:23,693
COME ON THEN.
772
00:34:23,695 --> 00:34:26,096
OKAY, SO WHAT'S
THE DEAL WITH-
773
00:34:26,098 --> 00:34:28,565
THE DEAL IS THAT I AM
TRYING TO STAY AFLOAT HERE,
774
00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:30,200
AND YOUR FATHER KEEPS
TRYING TO DROWN ME
775
00:34:30,202 --> 00:34:32,803
ON PURPOSE
AND I DON'T KNOW WHY.
776
00:34:32,805 --> 00:34:35,205
BUT I DO KNOW WHY
YOU KEEP COMING HERE.
777
00:34:35,207 --> 00:34:37,441
DON'T GIVE ME THAT
PUPPY DOG FACE.
778
00:34:37,443 --> 00:34:39,810
DO YOU THINK I'M NOT
ON TO YOU?
779
00:34:39,812 --> 00:34:42,079
COMIN' OVER TO CHECK ON ME,
ASKIN' ME ABOUT MY CATTLE,
780
00:34:42,081 --> 00:34:44,347
ASKIN' ME ABOUT
THE INSPECTIONS.
781
00:34:44,349 --> 00:34:46,550
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOUR FAMILY
782
00:34:46,552 --> 00:34:48,385
IS SO INTENT ON
RUINING MY LIFE.
783
00:34:52,357 --> 00:34:55,225
I WAS GONNA SAY WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH THE ARTIFICIAL SWEETENER?
784
00:34:55,227 --> 00:34:56,460
I MEAN, YOU RUN AN ORGANIC FARM
AND YOU PUT THAT IN YOUR BODY?
785
00:34:56,462 --> 00:34:58,128
TALK ABOUT RUINING YOUR LIFE-
786
00:34:58,130 --> 00:34:59,463
I LIKE THE TASTE OF
FAKE CHICKEN NUGGETS,
787
00:34:59,465 --> 00:35:01,198
AND I DON'T WANT CAVITIES.
788
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:06,103
¶ ¶
789
00:35:06,105 --> 00:35:08,338
I'D LIKE TO TELL YOU THAT
I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS,
790
00:35:08,340 --> 00:35:10,740
BUT I DON'T THINK
YOU'D BELIEVE ME.
791
00:35:10,742 --> 00:35:13,577
THE TRUTH IS,
NOBODY CONTROLS MY DAD.
792
00:35:13,579 --> 00:35:14,995
THE BEST THING I COULD DO WAS
GET AWAY FROM HIM
793
00:35:14,996 --> 00:35:16,412
SO HE COULDN'T CONTROL ME.
794
00:35:16,415 --> 00:35:17,881
I DON'T KNOW WHY
HE DOES WHAT HE DOES.
795
00:35:17,883 --> 00:35:19,349
I DON'T EVEN
THINK HE KNOWS WHY HE
796
00:35:19,351 --> 00:35:21,818
DOES WHAT HE DOES,
HE JUST DOES.
797
00:35:21,820 --> 00:35:24,387
AND YOU'RE RIGHT...
798
00:35:24,389 --> 00:35:26,790
I DIDN'T COME HERE JUST
TO CHECK ON THE CALF,
799
00:35:26,792 --> 00:35:29,359
I CAME TO CHECK ON YOU.
800
00:35:29,361 --> 00:35:31,628
AND TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU
FOR HIM.
801
00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:33,697
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING,DOOR OPENS]
802
00:35:38,403 --> 00:35:39,986
ALRIGHT LET'S RESTOCK THAT FRIDGE.
[DOOR CLOSES]
803
00:35:39,987 --> 00:35:41,570
WELL, WELL, WELL!
LOOK WHO CAME CRAWLING BACK.
804
00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:46,176
HI, MITCH.
805
00:35:46,178 --> 00:35:47,410
- IT'S MARCUS.
- MARCUS.
806
00:35:47,412 --> 00:35:50,547
MR. CLINT Mc COWARD?
807
00:35:50,549 --> 00:35:52,516
I'VE BEEN CALLED
A LOT OF THINGS IN MY LIFE,
808
00:35:52,518 --> 00:35:55,152
SOME OF THEM TRUE BUT
A COWARD ISN'T ONE OF THEM.
809
00:35:55,154 --> 00:35:57,854
MARCUS: YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER MET
YOUR PAPPY BEFORE BUT...
810
00:35:57,856 --> 00:35:59,289
I PICTURE HIM WITH A BLACK,
TWIRLY MUSTACHE.
811
00:35:59,291 --> 00:36:01,658
KENDALL: SH!
812
00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:03,760
DOES HE HAVE
A BLACK, TWIRLY MUSTACHE?
813
00:36:03,762 --> 00:36:05,729
HE'S GONNA HIT YOU IN YOUR FACE
MARCUS IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP.
814
00:36:05,731 --> 00:36:07,230
YOU KNOW, JUST SAY THE WORD
AND I'LL FIGHT FOR YOUR HONOR.
815
00:36:07,232 --> 00:36:09,332
FIGHT FOR-
[DOGS BARKING OUTSIDE]
816
00:36:09,334 --> 00:36:11,268
I WILL FIGHT FOR MY OWN HONOR,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
817
00:36:11,270 --> 00:36:12,903
JUST STOP IT; SOMETHING'S WRONG.
[DOGS BARKING OUTSIDE]
818
00:36:12,905 --> 00:36:14,905
[DOOR OPENS]
819
00:36:14,907 --> 00:36:20,243
[DOGS BARKING, FOOTSTEPS]
820
00:36:20,245 --> 00:36:21,311
[DOOR CLOSES]
821
00:36:23,215 --> 00:36:25,849
OH! OUT THE BACK FENCE!
822
00:36:25,851 --> 00:36:27,884
A COUPLE DOZEN
COWS ARE LOOSE!
823
00:36:27,886 --> 00:36:29,419
CAN YOU RIDE?
A HORSE?
824
00:36:29,421 --> 00:36:31,888
I RIDE.
825
00:36:31,890 --> 00:36:34,257
OH GOOD.
826
00:36:34,259 --> 00:36:36,359
MARCUS, PATCH
THE FENCE OKAY?
827
00:36:36,361 --> 00:36:39,229
YEAH, I-I CAN DO THAT.
KENDALL: AND GET THE COWHANDS!
828
00:36:39,231 --> 00:36:41,965
¶ LITTLE HOUSEFULL OF PEOPLE ¶
829
00:36:41,967 --> 00:36:46,236
¶ A TRAIN UNDER THE TREE ¶
830
00:36:46,238 --> 00:36:49,472
¶ SMILING FACESIN ALL THE PLACES ¶
831
00:36:49,474 --> 00:36:51,241
¶ WHERE I WANNA BE ¶
832
00:36:51,243 --> 00:36:54,511
¶ ¶
833
00:36:54,513 --> 00:36:57,881
¶ THERE'S SNOWFLAKESFALLING OUTSIDE THE WINDOW ¶
834
00:36:57,883 --> 00:37:01,218
¶ ¶
835
00:37:01,220 --> 00:37:02,752
¶ A FIRE BURNING BRIGHT ¶
836
00:37:02,754 --> 00:37:05,822
[MOOING]
837
00:37:05,824 --> 00:37:08,358
[KENDALL SIGHS]THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
838
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:12,729
BERNADETTE, NOT YOU TOO.
839
00:37:12,731 --> 00:37:15,365
COME ON.
840
00:37:15,367 --> 00:37:16,666
OVER HERE!FOUND SOME!
841
00:37:16,668 --> 00:37:20,237
HIYAH!
[MOOING]
842
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:22,839
¶ MY PICK UP TRUCK'SJUST WAY TOO SLOW ¶
843
00:37:22,841 --> 00:37:25,775
¶ RUDOLPH GET METHERE ON TIME ¶
844
00:37:25,777 --> 00:37:28,011
¶ I WANT TO HOLD MY BABYIN MY ARMS ¶
845
00:37:28,013 --> 00:37:30,847
¶ AND KISS HER TENDERLY ¶
846
00:37:30,849 --> 00:37:33,683
¶ AND IF YOU JUST HELP ME OUT ¶
847
00:37:33,685 --> 00:37:37,387
¶ IT WON'T BE LONG UNTILI'M IN TENNESSEE ¶
848
00:37:37,389 --> 00:37:40,824
¶ NONE OF THE CHILDRENNEED TO KNOW ¶
849
00:37:40,826 --> 00:37:41,758
KENDALL: THANK GOODNESS THECOWHANDS FOUND SOME.
850
00:37:44,997 --> 00:37:47,330
COME ON.
[CLICKS TONGUE]
851
00:37:47,332 --> 00:37:48,965
¶ CAN I CATCH A RIDE ¶
852
00:37:48,967 --> 00:37:53,903
¶ ¶
853
00:37:53,905 --> 00:37:56,840
¶ I CAN'T GET HOMEFAST ENOUGH ¶
854
00:37:56,842 --> 00:37:59,976
¶ SANTA CLAUS CAN I CATCH ARIDE? ¶
855
00:37:59,978 --> 00:38:02,846
¶ WELL I'LL JUST SIT BACK HERE,WRAP SOME TOYS ¶
856
00:38:02,848 --> 00:38:05,782
¶ AND ALL YOU'LL HAVE TO DOIS DRIVE ¶
857
00:38:05,784 --> 00:38:08,018
¶ I'VE BEEN SO GOOD,I PROMISE YOU ¶
858
00:38:08,020 --> 00:38:11,621
¶ IF YOU JUST GIVE ME A LIFT ¶
859
00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:14,457
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