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♪ There's 104 daysof summer vacation
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♪ And school comes alongjust to end it
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♪ So the annual problemfor our generation
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♪ Is finding a good wayto spend it
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♪ Like maybe...
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♪ Building a rocket
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♪ Or fighting a mummy
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♪ Or climbing upthe Eiffel Tower
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♪ Discovering somethingthat doesn't existHey!
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♪ Or giving a monkey a shower
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♪ Surfing tidal waves,creating nano-bots
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♪ Or locatingFrankenstein's brainIt's over here!
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♪ Finding a dodo bird,painting a continent
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♪ Or driving our sister insane
Phineas!
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♪ As you can see, there'sa whole lot of stuff to do
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♪ Before schoolstarts this fall
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Come on, Perry!
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♪ 'Cause Phineas and Ferbare gonna do it all
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♪ So stick with us'cause Phineas and Ferb
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♪ Are gonna do it all
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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
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Prepare to feel
the wrath of Buford.
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Don't bring that smack talk
around here.
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This is my house.
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Technically,
it's our garage.
She's on a roll.
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No girl has ever
beaten Buford.
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Watch and learn.
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It takes a highly trained eye
and a quick wrist to -
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To score like that,
Buford?
Hey, I wasn't ready.
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Stacy, what am I
going to do?
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Jeremy's coming over
to take my picture
for his photo class.
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So what's the -Ooh.
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Yeah. You think
he'll notice?
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This is the worst
bad hair day ever.
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I'm officially freaking out.
I'll call and cancel.
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No, wait.Just wear a hat.Yeah, a hat.
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How's this?
Well, your hairlooks better.
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Yeah, but the strap
is cutting off my -
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(crash) I'm gonna need
something stronger.
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All right,
this is the tiebreaker.
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I thought the last two were.
Nah, it's this one.
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Tell ya what I'm gonna do,
Buford.
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I'm gonna take this ball
and hit it into your goal
in one shot.
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Oh, is that right?
Absolutely.
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And you wanna know
the funny part?
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There's nothing you can do
about it.
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Bring it.
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Ha-ha-ha-ha.
You missed.
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Wait for it.
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What about this?
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Ain't that how
it works, Buford?
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Wow. Nice foosing,
Isabella.
Thanks.
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You guys are making
such a racket
that I can't focus.
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When Jeremy gets here,
I don't wanna be wearing
this stupid -
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Hey, Candace.
Hello, Jeremy.
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Ha.
You look sporty.
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Oh, you like it?
Well, that's perfect.
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The sport shoot.
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Well, that didn't
really count,
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'cause it's just a dainty
little girls' game.
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It could be the biggest game
in the world, and girls
could still beat boys.
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Biggest game in the world.
Did you get that, Phineas?
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Yeah, we're on it.
Ferb, I know what
we're gonna do today.
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Great.
It's boys against girls.
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And to give ya a fair shot,
I'll even take Shrimpy here.
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I am honored.
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(Buford)
So, who's on your team?
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Candace, can you be
on the girls' team with me?
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I'm a little busy right -
Perfect.
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Real action shots.
Oh, you'll look great.
Really? OK, I'm in.
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Hey, where's Perry?
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(♪ Perry's theme)
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♪ Doobie doobie doo-wah
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There you are, Agent P.
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Our elevator maintenance guy
is on a corporate retreat
with our slide-waxing guy.
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Anyway, our intelligence
tells us that Doofenshmirtz
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has been shopping around
for a show dog.
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We need you to infiltrate
the pet store and uncover
his evil plan.
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Me, I'm goin' home early.
It's taco night. Ha-ha.
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(♪ mariachi)
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♪ Agent P
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So those are the official rules
for the F-Games.
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Yeah. Why are they
called the F-Games?
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Yeah, why is that?
Yeah.
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"F" for Ferb.
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(all) Ohh.
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I, too,
have a question.
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If I miss
the third shuttlecock
with my rubber chicken,
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does Buford have to jump
over the chokecherry bush
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before or after
the girls finish peeling
their tangerines?
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Aw, man, pay attention.
You're embarrassing me.
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All right, then
let's get out there.
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(crowd cheering)
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(♪ rock)
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(Buford)Wow, definitely big.
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♪ Na-na na-na na,na-na na-na na
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♪ Na-na na-na nana na na-na na
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♪ Na-na na-na na,na-na na-na na
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♪ Na-na na-na nana na na-na na
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♪ Don't wanna hearno smack talk
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♪ You wanna call your mama,here's a dime
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♪ It's time to walkthe walk-walk
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♪ You gotta rapid skate,get on the line
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♪ So get your game on,or else it's shame on you
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♪ Gimme an "F"♪ F!
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♪ Gimme an "F," F-Games
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♪ Are you a contender?Gimme an "F"
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♪ F!♪ Gimme an "F," F-Games
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♪ In the battle of the genders?
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♪ Na-na na-na na,na-na na-na na♪ Yeah...
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♪ Na-na na-na nana na na-na na
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♪ Na-na na-na na,na-na na-na na♪ F-Games...
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♪ Na-na na-na nana na na-na na ♪
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Ooh. Extra pointsfor recycling.
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The girls' score is now
the square root of pi,
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while the boys still havea crudely drawn pictureof a duck.
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Clearly it's still
anyone's game.
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Yes, I'm looking
for a purebred show dog.
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Well, we have various
award-winning breeds
to choose from.
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Ooh, what about him?
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Oh, he's perfect.
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Oh, yes.
Coochie-coochie-coo.
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You are Doctor D's
precious little puppy,
aren't you?
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Sir, I'm not even sure
if that's a dog.
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Don't try to wheel and deal
with me.
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I get a big alimony check
every month, so money's
no object.
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Oh. Well, in that case,
he's $10,000.
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Oh, coochie-coochie.
You are my little
coochie-coochie.
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You are my ticket
into the Danville Dog Show,
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and together,
we will make them pay
for all I have suffered.
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Back when I was
just a little schtumpel,
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my father came home
with a brand-new
spitzenhound puppy
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that he won in a game
of Poke the Goozim
With a Stick.
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(roars)
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My father said the dog
was like the son he never had
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and named him Only Son.
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Only Son became
an award-winning show dog,
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bringing my father
fame and fortune,
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while I was forced
to be the lawn gnome.
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Y-You remember that story,
right, with my neighbor, Kenny?
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I don't have to
go through - OK.
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So, to recap, my entire
fragile self-esteem
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is totally dependent
on your performance today
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at the dog show,
but, you know, no pressure.
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And don't worry about
your lack of training
and experience,
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because I have
an ace in the hole.
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This - the Misbehavinator.
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It, uh, well, it does
what the name implies.
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Watch this.
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(yips)Ha-ha-ha.
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Bad dog!
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(barks)
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Ah, nothing can stop us now.
Hee-hee-hee-hee.
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(gasps)
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Aah!
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Hey, what was
all that about?
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♪ Perry
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Perry the Platypus?
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Uh, ha-ha,
I-I'm very embarrassed
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about all that
"coochie-coochie-coo" stuff.
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Wait, wait.
Where are you going?
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Bring back
my Misbehavinator!
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And now
for the tiebreaker event.
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Giant foosball.
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Get ready to foos.
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This is so my game.
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But didn't Isabella beat you
at this earlier?
Quiet, you.
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Ready, Candace?
I feel like a kabob.
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I, too, feel a certain
element of kabobism.
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I said quiet, you.
Let's play.
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There's the first ball.
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I feel this may not
be the best way
to block a shot.
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Clearly I was -
Clearly I was wrong
about that.
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That was most effective. Aah!
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What?
Candace blocks.The ball is up...
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Candace.
(giggling)
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...it's going...Oh, my. Ohh!
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Aah! Ohh!
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Isabella, I have feet,
too, you know.
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Sorry, Candace.
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Aaaah!
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Suddenly I am not feeling
so fresh.
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Looks like we've reached
the all-important fruit level!
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The what?
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It looks like the final ball
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is drifting lazily
into neutral territory.
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Folks, we may be looking
at a draw.
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Oh, no, we're not.
Buford, no!
That would be cheating.
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Heh-heh-heh-heh.
Boys rule!
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Aah, my hair!
Jeremy's gonna see my hair!
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(ball whistling)
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The girls have snatchedvictory from the jawsof defeat!
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♪ She's Candace
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Wow, Candace,
your hair looks great.
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(giggles) Really?
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(♪ Perry's theme)
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Well, Buford,
that was a great game.
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Come on, be a good sport.
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Like I said before,
losing to a girl doesn't count.
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What I meant to say was
I had a wonderful time.
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I guess you were right.
Girls are just as good as boys.
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Thanks again.
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Whoo-hoo.
The F-Games rock.
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That was completely
out of character.
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Aah!
(yowls)
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(tires squeal)
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(man) T minus 3, 2, 1.
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Thanks, guys.
It was a lot of fun.
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The next F-Games
will be even better.
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Yeah, but much better is
when Mom sees this.
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Look at that thing.
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I'd just like to see you
try to get rid of that
before Mom -
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Hey, kids.
What's new?
Nothing, Mom.
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Absolutely nothing is new.
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Well, your hair
sure looks new.
I like it.
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Thanks. It took a lot
to get it this way.
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(growls)
Oh, there you are,
Perry.
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Isn't today great?
Today is such a great day.
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Everything is so great.
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My, Candace, what's got you
in such a good mood?
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Jeremy asked me to go
play croquet with him
in the park.
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OK, well, be sure to be home
in time for the barbecue.
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We're gonna be watching
Kermillian's Comet
fly past the Earth.
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A comet? Cool.
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It only comes around
every 73 1/2 years.
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We'll be barbecuing steaks
for the whole neighborhood.
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Why don't you bring Jeremy?
You had me at "steaks."
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Why is it called
Kermillian's Comet, Dad?
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Kermillian's Comet
was named after an ancient
Danville astronomer -
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Augustus Kermillian -
who discovered the comet.
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It's also been said that
your wish will come true.
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Wow. Come on, Ferb. I know
what we're gonna do today.
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By the way, where is Perry?
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Agent P, sorry to disturb you,
but we have an emergency.
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We've just been informed
that all steaks
in the Tri-state area
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This has Doofenshmirtz
written all over it.
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Go lay your smackdown on him,
Agent P.
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00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:03,722
The fate of the world
rests entirely in your hands.
239
00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:04,989
The fate of the world?
240
00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:07,592
Uh, welcome to our telethon.
241
00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:11,663
If you're just joining us,
your dollars are helping us
to find a cure for, um...
242
00:12:11,665 --> 00:12:13,531
antidisestablishmentarianism.
243
00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:15,366
Goodness me,
that sounds dreadful.
244
00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:18,837
Oh, it is. It, um, makes you
look pale and weak,
245
00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:20,839
like this young lad.
246
00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:23,908
Oh, dear, the poor thing.
Look at that.
247
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:26,845
Wait a minute.
Antidisestablishmentarianism?
248
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:29,547
That's more of
an ideological stance
than a disease.
249
00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:31,549
Isn't it?
Uh, well, look at that.
250
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:35,920
Seems they just found a cure.
Thanks to all the viewers
who donated. Bye now.
251
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,256
Honey, you ready to go?
252
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,592
Yeah, sure. Hey,
did you know they've just
found a cure for
253
00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:42,594
antidisestablishmentarianism?
254
00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:45,029
Great. I can
finally take off
this puce ribbon.
255
00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:48,266
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la
256
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,435
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la
257
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,704
Hey, Candace.
Hi, Jeremy.
258
00:12:52,706 --> 00:12:56,441
You remember
my little sister Suzy.
259
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,743
But I thought it was just
going to be us.
260
00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:02,347
Well, my folks asked me
to keep an eye on Suzy
for the afternoon.
261
00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:05,016
Who's my favorite girl?
I am. I am.
262
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:08,520
(giggles) Would you show me
how to play croquet?
263
00:13:08,522 --> 00:13:09,954
Sure thing, kiddo.
264
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,657
Is this pie homemade?
265
00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:15,660
Yeah, my mom made it.
I'll go get some plates
out of the picnic basket.
266
00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:18,997
Well, tell her
that it's just -
267
00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:19,964
Candace, what happened?
268
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,399
I don't know.
269
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:23,334
Wait here.
I'll go get a towel.
270
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:26,337
So we meet again,
Candace Flynn.
271
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:29,507
There's only room for one girl
in Jeremy's life,
272
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,543
and that is me.
273
00:13:31,545 --> 00:13:32,977
And here he comes now.
274
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:35,880
Jeremy.
Here's the towel.
275
00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:38,349
Sorry about the pie.
I don't know what happened.
276
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,351
Oh, that's OK.
You want a soda?
277
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:42,020
Yeah, that'd be great.
Here, take mine.
278
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:45,089
Oh, thank you.
That was really -
279
00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:48,493
Candace, there's some
street performers
over there that -
280
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,528
I'll go get
another towel.
281
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:53,698
These are the blueprints
for our giant observatory, Ferb.
282
00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:55,567
First thing we need
is a lens.
283
00:13:55,569 --> 00:13:57,902
(man scatting)
284
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:11,516
Cool. Hey, Ferb, new hairdo.
Check it out.
285
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,087
Hey, Phineas.
Whatcha doin'?
286
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:18,389
Ferb and I are building
a giant observatory
287
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:21,092
to watch
Kermillian's Comet tonight.
Ooh, that sounds like fun.
288
00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:23,094
We're gonna put on
a laser lightshow
289
00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:25,930
and, as a grand finale,
we're gonna laser our faces
into the comet.
290
00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:28,032
That way, when it comes back
in 73 1/2 years,
291
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:31,002
we can all show
our grandchildren.
292
00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:33,671
Oh, yeah, my parents
are cooking steaks
for everyone.
293
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,039
You had me
at "our grandchildren."
294
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,774
(record scratches) What?
295
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,943
Steaks. You had me
at "steaks."
296
00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:43,047
OK, we need to get
ten t-bones... No steaks?
297
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,683
Oh, dear.
Let's try uptown.
298
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:48,152
So, you wanna see those
street performers?
Sure.
299
00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:50,588
I'm gonna go grab some snacks.
I'll meet you over there.
300
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:55,660
OK. Come on, Suzy.
Let's go... Suzy?
Suzy?
301
00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:59,697
Here you go.
There's plenty for everyone.
302
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:02,233
Well, hello there,
little girl.
303
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:05,436
Hello. Could I have some nuts
to feed the squirrels?
304
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:08,039
I'd love to, but I only
have one left.
305
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,108
Gimme the nut!
Aah! (whimpers)
306
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,110
Thank you.
307
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:15,413
Suzy? Suzy?
Where are you?
308
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,154
Aah! Aah!!
309
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,623
(screaming)
310
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:28,059
♪ Now somebody, anybody,
everybody scream
311
00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:30,461
(Candace screaming)
312
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,599
I have squirrels in my pants.
313
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,601
That girl's got some
serious squirrels
in her pants.
314
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:37,802
There are squirrels
in my pants.
315
00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:39,904
♪ Tell me what's makin' you
jump like that
316
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:41,973
♪ S-I-M-P,
squirrels in my pants
317
00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:44,108
♪ Ain't got no chickens,
ain't got no rats
318
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,810
Squirrels in my pants.
319
00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:47,545
♪ S to the I
to the M to the P
320
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,981
♪ Then maybe you can
be movin' like me
321
00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:53,584
♪ Step right over
and watch me put it down
322
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:56,020
♪ Step right over
and watch me put a...
323
00:15:56,022 --> 00:15:58,156
♪ S to the I
to the M to the P
324
00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:00,024
♪ Who ya got back home
watering your plants?
325
00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:01,926
♪ S-I-M-P,
squirrels in my pants
326
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:03,928
♪ How can I qualify
for government grants?
327
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:05,830
♪ S-I-M-P,
squirrels in my pants
♪ Yeah
328
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:07,865
♪ Hypnotize me,
put me in a trance
329
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:10,134
♪ S-I-M-P,
squirrels in my pants
330
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,036
♪ Get an Aunt Florence
living in France
331
00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:14,105
♪ She can't see the
Squirrels in my pants!
332
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:18,109
♪ Step right over
and watch me put it down
333
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:20,044
♪ Step right over
and watch me put it... ♪
334
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:24,482
Aah!
335
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,117
(chittering)
336
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:30,488
Wow, she had actual squirrels
in her pants.
337
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:33,157
We just got served.
338
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:37,562
♪ DoofenshmirtzEvil Incorporated ♪
339
00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:39,163
One moment, please.
340
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,765
Perry the Platypus?
341
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:42,767
What are you looking at?
Oh, these.
342
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:45,503
Yes, these are
my latest invention -
343
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:50,008
I came up with the idea
after your last little visit.
344
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:52,777
With these on, you don't
have to constantly hold
a piece of steak
345
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,512
to your black eye. See?
346
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:57,515
I plan on mass-producing these.
I'll make millions.
347
00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:01,686
I've stolen all the steaks
in the Tri-state area,
348
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:05,256
and I keep them here
in my steak containment unit
349
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:08,960
or SCA, for short,
or maybe it should be SCU.
350
00:17:08,962 --> 00:17:12,663
I'm a little
on the fence about -
Wait. What are you doing?
351
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:16,134
Oh, that? That's just
a giant heat ray
352
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:18,536
in case I want to do
something evil later.
353
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:21,205
♪
Why don't you
stay here with Suzy...
354
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,775
and I'll go buy you
some ice cream?
355
00:17:23,777 --> 00:17:26,677
No, no, no. You stay here,
I'll go buy the ice cream.
356
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,282
(stammers)
357
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:33,751
Aah!
358
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:35,720
(screaming)
359
00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:41,325
Oh, man,
we got served again.
360
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:43,194
I'm goin' back
to culinary school.
361
00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:45,229
Aah!
362
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:51,736
Aah!
363
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,337
Aah!
364
00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:57,708
(squirrels chittering)
365
00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,610
(Candace groans)
366
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:00,912
Candace?
367
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:03,381
Here you go. All they had
was fudgie bars.
368
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:05,083
Candace, what happened?
369
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:07,885
There were so many of 'em.
The horror, the horror.
370
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:11,122
Maybe you should sit down.
So what happened again?
371
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:15,860
Are you OK? I have something
that will make you smile.
372
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:18,963
I want you to meet
Mr. Chippy.
373
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:21,966
(screaming)
374
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:24,202
Get that sick creature
away from me.
375
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:26,170
Candace, it's OK.
It's just a squirrel.
376
00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:28,039
That's not the one
I'm talking about.
377
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:29,774
What happened to her?
378
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:32,610
I don't know, but these
are probably a sign
379
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,679
of deeper emotional imbalance.
What?
380
00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,814
Heh-heh-heh. Bubbles.
Hee-hee.
381
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:41,152
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
to the Observa-Ferb-atory.
382
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:43,688
Step this way, please.
Single-file line.
383
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:45,723
The laser show will begin
momentarily.
384
00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:48,226
Please, no flash photography
or cell phones. Thank you.
385
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:51,229
All right, Ferb,
that's everyone.
Kill the lights.
386
00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:54,232
(Phineas) Space -it's really big.
387
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:56,367
It's filled with planetsof all shapes and sizes
388
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,669
and millions of shiny stars.
389
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:01,038
Space has also got huge comets
soaring through it,
390
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:05,409
including one named after
the ancient Danville astronomer
Kermillian.
391
00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:07,411
(applause) What's going on?
392
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:11,716
And now, behold -Kermillian's Comet.
393
00:19:13,685 --> 00:19:17,021
Commencelaser-engraving sequence.
394
00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:24,428
Phineas, you guys
put your face on a comet?
395
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:25,897
Ooh, I'm telling mom.
396
00:19:25,899 --> 00:19:28,766
Good idea, Candace.
She's gonna love it.
397
00:19:29,768 --> 00:19:33,237
You're not trying to hack into
the ray-gun system, are you?
398
00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:36,707
What am I worried about?
You'll never guess
my super-secret password.
399
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,676
(computer) Doofalicious.Access granted.
400
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,077
OK, that's enough.
401
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:42,213
Overload.
402
00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:44,415
Uhh-huh. This should be fun.
403
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:53,324
Ooh, wow.
404
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:55,393
Ferb, take it easy
with the lasers.
405
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:58,329
Remember, we still got
an 8:30 show.
406
00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:00,464
Can I have
everyone's attention?
Please don't panic.
407
00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:03,301
We're experiencing
technical difficulties.
408
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:06,170
Calmly head towards the exits
in a calm, orderly -
409
00:20:08,807 --> 00:20:10,274
OK, now you can panic.
410
00:20:10,276 --> 00:20:12,944
(screaming)
411
00:20:17,282 --> 00:20:18,783
Ferb, what's happening?
412
00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:24,722
That was so cool.
413
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,224
(cheering)
414
00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:28,259
Stop this, SCA!
415
00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:30,761
Now that I'm looking at
the sign,
416
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:32,763
I think it really does
look more like SCU.
417
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,765
Stop this, SCU!
418
00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:38,302
Come back here!
Perry the Platypus, come back.
419
00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:40,972
Ooh, something
smells delicious.
420
00:20:43,475 --> 00:20:46,911
Curse you,
Perry the Platypus.
421
00:20:47,879 --> 00:20:49,947
I can't believe we drove around
the whole city
422
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:51,849
and couldn't find one steak.
423
00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:55,486
Mom, they used a laser
to carve their faces
in the comet.
424
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:57,488
Candace, I don't see anything.
No, no, no.
425
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,490
You could only see it
from their observatory.
426
00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:03,160
Come on, come on. See?
427
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:05,263
Well, I don't see
an observatory.
428
00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:07,265
Sorry, everyone.
429
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,934
We looked all over town,
and we couldn't find
any steaks.
430
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,802
(all groan)
431
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:14,105
And I even brought
my own plate.
432
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:16,941
At least we can all enjoy
Kermillian's Comet together.
433
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:19,910
Yeah, before it disappears
for another 73 1/2 years.
434
00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:22,446
Just wait. When I'm 88,
you will be so busted.
435
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:25,149
Actually, you'd be 88 1/2.
436
00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:26,183
Whatever.
437
00:21:26,185 --> 00:21:28,185
So, honey, make a wish.
438
00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:30,221
I wish we had steaks.
Yeah, me too.
439
00:21:30,223 --> 00:21:33,324
I'll be honest. I didn't think
that would work.
440
00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:36,827
I did not bring a plate.
provided. they would be
441
00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:40,798
Dude, we keep
getting served.
Yeah, I'm gettin' used to it.
442
00:21:47,205 --> 00:21:48,973
Candace, are you OK?
443
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:51,042
You mean you came over
to check on me?
444
00:21:51,044 --> 00:21:52,043
Of course.
445
00:21:52,045 --> 00:21:54,979
Oh, there you are,
Perry.
446
00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:58,516
So, that's Kermillian's Comet.
Did you make a wish?
447
00:21:58,518 --> 00:21:59,984
Yes.
448
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,987
And did it come true?
It just did.
449
00:22:10,095 --> 00:22:12,229
♪ Who you got back home
watering your plants?
450
00:22:12,231 --> 00:22:14,065
♪ S-I-M-P,
squirrels in my pants
451
00:22:14,067 --> 00:22:16,067
♪ How can I qualify
for government grants?
452
00:22:16,069 --> 00:22:17,968
♪ S-I-M-P,
squirrels in my pants
♪ Yeah
453
00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:20,071
♪ Hypnotize me,
put me in a trance
454
00:22:20,073 --> 00:22:22,239
♪ S-I-M-P,
squirrels in my pants
455
00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:24,175
♪ Get an Aunt Florence
living in France
456
00:22:24,177 --> 00:22:27,378
♪ She can't see the
Squirrels in my pants!
457
00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:30,281
♪ Step right over
and watch me put it down
♪ Squirrels, squirrels
458
00:22:30,283 --> 00:22:31,916
♪ Step right over
and watch me put it... ♪
459
00:22:34,386 --> 00:22:38,522
Wow, she had actual squirrels
in her pants.
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